Dirty Japanese SLANG
__BASICS / MISCELLANEOUS
Pervert / m*****or.
Squatting, as in taking a shit.
Field shit, squatting position.
Take a leak (standing).
Take a pee.
Cross pissing; two guys go to the bathroom together.
Take a piss / Take a whiz.
Low class / Vulgar / Uncouth.
__MENSTRUATION / PERIODS
Kyu ni okyaku-san ga kita-mitai.
I think my period's here.
Kotex, sanitary napkin.
Tampon no hoga ii.
I like to use tampons.
Seiri na no? Napukin aru wa yo.
That time of the month? I have some napkins.
Chotto Ima Anne (CIA).
"Excuse me, but I'm having my period now."
Flag day / Red day (period nicknames).
__GENERAL SEX / GENITAL SLANG
Dick, pee pee; c***dish word for penis.
Limp dick / Soft dick.
Sperm / Come.
"Son, little boy"; another way to say dick.
Tits, this phrase comes from reversing syllables of oppai (breast).
Secret hair / Pubic hair.
Pussy / Beaver (hairy bean paste bun).
Cunt (technical term).
Panties with a hole in the back.
Stage front in a strip joint.
Panty thief (usually grabs panties off clothesline).
Cunt shower (playing on the words that sound like mansion).
I want to have sex.
Balls / Crown jewels.
The dirty delta triangle.
Raisin tits, flat as a raisin pie.
Hips, often confused with ass in polite society.
Shiri ga aoi.
"Blue ass," young, blue spot (Mongolian birthmark).
Shiri ga omoi.
"Heavy ass," slow, lazy.
Shiri ga karui.
"Light ass," an easy lay.
Shiri ni hi ga tsuku.
"A fire under your butt," get moving.
Shiri o nuguu.
"Wipe ass," clean up after someone.
Shellfish / Octopus / Clams (all slang words used for pussy).
Ketsu no ana.
Fancy way to say asshole.
San pee (3P).
Ménage à trois.
Sex, meaning is restricted to intercourse.
Have sex in bed.
The relationship of two bodies.
Insert please / Put it in / Do me / Fuck me.
Want to screw some pussy.
Rub dick in between breasts, give a pearl necklace.
Mutual sex (69).
Dangerous lifestyle, sex-oriented lifestyle.
Where a woman's body is covered with butter that's licked off by a dog.
First sexual experience.
"Morning glory," morning errection.
Stark naked, bare assed.
Skin like mochi, a smooth chewy sweet made from sticky rice.
Tsume o tateru.
To claw someone, dig the nails in.
__NICKNAMES / PEOPLE
Playboy / Lady killer.
Damaged goods, no longer a virgin.
Playboys and playgirls.
Girls of the water trade / Massage girls.
Yaku no bai nin.
Kept woman of a rich man.
Undesirables / d**ggies.
The Roppongi girl, a playgirl, a Yellow cab. This slightly negative epithet suggests "fallen woman," not because she has lost her virginity or likes sex, but because she does it with foreigners.
Yellow cab, a term coined by Japanese journalists to descibe the "easy" Japanese girl who lets herself get picked up by foreigners. Based on the obviously naive observation that New York cabs are "easy to pick up."
Little playgirl, usually a high school student.
A pretty "body-conscious" girl who wears a skin tight dress, usually a disco queen or a professional hostess.
A "paradise" girl, a variation on the ike-ike disco queen.
Kyapi kyapi gyaru.
A "happy happy girl," spoiled, worry-free; a bimbo.
An "easy lay," used mainly in Kansai dialect from west Japan.
Overly dressed suburban girls who pretend to be urban sophisticates, but are really real-life Cinderellas in princess garb under great pressure to catch the last pumpkin train home; dumb hicks.
Footman, good for a ride home.
A good useful male companion.
Foodman, good for a free meal.
sl**pman, good for a lay.
Supplyman, good for favors in general.
English lesson man, good for practicing English with.
Byaku nin giri.
Man of a hundred conquests (sexual).
The disco stage girls / Go-go girls.
Young sugar daddy, gift buyer.
Simple, easy lay.
"Pot," fag, homosexual man.
Wimp, looks faggoty.
Stinks of being a fag.
Woman hater / Misogynist.
Stinks of lesbianism.
"Pan," lesbian, homsexual woman.
The male role in a homosexual relationship (from Kabuki where the men play both male and female roles).
The female or "girl" role in a lesbian or homesexual relationship.
Gay (the homophone of this word also means art, gei no kai means "artistic circles," so in the homosexual community, this can be seen as "homosexual circles").
Chotto o-ne kotoba poi.
Sounds a bit like a fag.
Women who like to hang out with gay men; "rice that sticks to the pot."
Public toilet, a place for gay sex.
The male, bull dyke, or "boy" role in a lesbian relationship .
Do the "cat thing," homosexual sex.
AC/DC, do it both ways, inside and out.
Looks like a fag / Looks queer.
__SENTENCES / PHRASES
Kenka uten noka?
You lookin' for a fight?
Omae wa dare da?
Who the fuck are you?
You stupid asshole.
You shitty little devil.
Shit, fuck we blew it.
Damn, we blew it.
I want to fuck her.
Taiheiyo de gobou o arau.
"Washing a burdock root in the Pacific Ocean"; swishing your dick in a pussy too loose to be desirable.
Could you lend me your ass?
Ketsu no ana de yaro.
Do it up the ass.
Teme no shitta koto ka.
None of your fuckin' business.
Nan dayo omae-wa?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Tottoto dete ike.
Get the fuck out of here.
Migi te ga koibito.
His only lover is his right hand / He jacks off.
Etchi wa sotchi.
You're the one who is perverted.
Kumo no su ga haru.
Pussy is covered in cobwebs, needs a good fuck.
Hatsu etchi wa?
When did you first get laid?
Oppai to oshiri nara doi.
How about just tits and ass.
Nureteru ja nai?
Aren't you wet?
I'm gonna come! / I'm coming!
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