The Perils of Dating Supergirl
Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.
Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't you know it get robbed. As we kiss the ground a loud whoosh rips through the place and sweeps the robbers out. We patrons file out in mass to see the pair dangling from a skysc****r flag pole and there floating above the street is Supergirl. She smiles and waves to the crowd and takes off like a shot.
A few hours later I'm in my Bathrobe making a cup of Tea replaying the scene over and over when bang it hits me like a sock to the gut. That smile, the girlish, pouty, almost flirty smile is all Linda.
I tear ass to my computer searching Google for every picture of Supergirl I can find all the while comparing them the Candid photos of Linda in my Cell. Aside from the Hair and glasses she's a dead ringer.
"Oh Fuck, I'm dating a Superhero!"
I suddenly felt like the biggest Ass. I would go on and on about the Justice League, about how I worshipped them for years and here I am dating one of them.
I called Linda and asked her to come over. I was so nervous as the minutes ticked away, should I confront her, should I feign ignorance what would happen to me if I reveal I know, does Batman have a Forget spray in that Belt of his.
In what seemed like Hours but was at least Fifteen minutes there was a knock at the Door.
"It's open." I said, my voice cracking.
Linda walked in, her Auburn hair swaying with every step. As she walked over I said to myself "If it's a Wig, It's a good one."
"How was your day?" I asked her.
"Fine, Aunt Lana has me busy working on the Spring Line. How was yours?" she asked.
"Oh pretty routine....that is until the Bank Robbery."
I searched her face for any sign and there was nothing, not a twitch, nor a raised eyebrow....nada.
"A Bank Robbery huh?" she said.
"Yeah the one on fifteenth street. Man I thought I was a gonner for sure, thank god Supergirl showed up."
"Oh she was there?"
"Yeah she was hovering above the crowd waving to us, then flew off."
"That's some story..."
"Yeah I can't stop thinking about her though, floating above us like an angel, sunlight sparkling off her amazing blonde hair...she was beautiful."
That's when it happened, as Linda went to take a sip of tea she smirked the exact same smirk.
"Ah ha, got you!" I shouted.
"Got me....got me what?" she asked.
"That Smirk, that adorable little grin you flash when you're happy I saw that today....You are Supergirl!"
"What!?" she shot back.
"You heard he Linda or is it Kara. With your hearing you can hear an Ant fart in the Sudan."
"Bobby I'm not Supergirl!" she said.
"I've been wracking my brain for Hours Linda, the missed dates, the Emergencies it all fits on the Fifth of last month we had Dinner a Raymonds and you got a call and had to step out, a few minutes later Supergirl was in Brazil putting out a Forest Fire, the Movies last week and you 'Went to the Bathroom' and a giant Baboon was trashing S.T.A.R Labs."
"What do you want?" she asked.
"What do I want, Linda I want you to admit it. I want you to tell me so I don't think I'm going out of my mind."
"Ok...." She said.
"Ok what?" I asked.
"Yes I'm Supergirl." she said in a low voice.
I sat there in stunned and very relieved silence. I have been vindicated, my Sanity was intact.
"Well?" she asked.
"What now?" she asked
"Oh sorry....would jumping up and down be considered to c***dish?"
"Linda you're a Superhero....this is the best thing in the history of forever."
"You're happy?" she asked.
"What...you thought I'd be mad? Linda.....do I still call you Linda or Kara now?"
"Linda you save lives every day. You are Amazing with a capital A."
"I don't know what to say Bobby."
"You don't have to say anything Babe, however can you do one thing?"
"What's that?" she asked.
"Can you put on the suit?"
"Oh you want the suit?"
She began to spin on her heels and soon became a swirling vortex of Red and Blue then bang Linda was gone and there stood Supergirl.
"Outstanding!" I said
"Come join me on the couch please Supergirl."
"I've always fantasized about making out with a Superhero."
Linda slid onto the sofa and wrapped her arms around me. As we sank into the cushions our lips met and we began to kiss. She tore my shirt off and started rubbing between my thighs. As I slipped her shirt off I marveled at her amazing body. She slipped my belt out and was about to unzip when...
"This is Jenny Olsen with breaking News. The Journeyman Space Plane has suffered a catastrophic power failure. NASA reports that the Gyroscopes have malfunctioned and it's in danger of Burning up in the atmosphere."
"Oh....shit......Bobby!" Linda said winded.
"What?" I asked
"I have to go."
"No, he's offworld. For the next 24 hours I'm the only Kryptonian on Earth."
"Ok. Go, be brilliant!"
In a flash she was gone. I found myself alone, in my boxers with a raging hard on and absolutely no one to share it with.
"NASA and the entire World are anxiously holding their collective breath waiting for any news of...wait just a moment, outstanding! The Crew is radioing Metropolis's own Supergirl, the Maiden of Steel has fixed the glide path and the Space Plane is on track for a safe landing."
Next time, I meet and have a "Chat" with Superman. Get interrogated by Batman and hopefully... Sex Kryptonian style.