I've been on chat rooms and web sites aplenty and there is always a frustrated husband who wants his wife to start fucking his buddy/boss/handyman/stranger but can't get her into the idea. When you talk with these guys the story sounds about the same as this:

Jersey: So how'd you try to convince her?
Hub: I told her that we should go to an all black bar and she should make out with the first guy that looks at her.
Jersey: Is she into that idea at all?
Hub: No. Why?

For the clueless, I'd like to offer some pointers.

1. Throw out everything you learned from watching porn. First off, almost every last inch of a porn video has been stripped of anything even remotely like your life or anyone else's. They are generally plot-free and have the flimsiest excuses to justify knocking boots with anyone hung larger than a cigarette. Unless you find that genetically-stable mix of pure nymphomaniac (which is usually right next to the rainbow-farting unicorn), chances are the girl is not going to get busy with the first cock to walk into the room.

2. Take your time. You want your girl to fuck someone else? Then do your homework. Getting a gal to cuck you is like planting a garden. You have to prepare the the seed bed in her mind, plant the seed and then oh so carefully cultivate it. Too many guys take the seeds and wonder why they can't have a tomato an hour later. It just doesn't work that way.

Point out when men look her over at the mall. Buy her an outfit that's just the teeniest bit more risque than she's used to. Casually drop comments about how sexy she looks, both clothed and unclothed. If you watch porn together, try for something with a mild cuck theme (girl revenge cheats on loser boyfriend, for example). If you don't watch porn, rent "Unfaithful" (Diane Lane = HOT!) and see how she reacts to it. Keep dropping hints over the course of weeks, months, maybe even years and see how she reacts to them all. Play games with each other (give a code word that tells her she should evaluate the guy shes looking at as if he became her lover). She needs to know that this will not wreck her marriage (or your friendship), that it doesn't give you a license to cheat, that you will still love her *no matter what* and that this is something you fully approve of. If her response is positive, crank it up a little next time. If she gives you the cold shoulder on all of it, go cry in your beer and break out the Jergens. We can't all have what we want.

3. Don't be a porn director. So you've finally gotten her out on a date with some hunky beau and she's giggling like a schoolgirl about it (or nervous to the point of puking). This is the point where you, the guy who wanted this so bad, who beat his wee willy winky sore with the thought of it happening, needs to walk away and LET IT HAPPEN. Maybe you had some elaborate fantasy built up in your mind about how it would look with her and her lover on the bed and what positions they would be in and what they would say to each other... hey. HEY. You have it down to the minutia like that, post it as a story on xHam. Lawd knows we could use some quality story writers on here...

4. Reassure her again. And again. AND AGAIN. She just came home, panties missing, hair in ten directions, makeup a mess and the endorphins are just starting to wear off and the big lug sole of reality is about to come crashing down on her head. The last thing she needs is you yelling at her because she did something you both agreed wouldn't happen on the first outing (blowjob, anal, etc.) You wanted the fantasy, you planted the seeds, you grew the garden, so don't bitch about the harvest. Hug her, tell her you love her more than ever, do whatever it takes to make her understand that yes, in a fucked up sort of way, I'm really, really in love with you because you're fucking someone else (the key piece of logic that forever prevents me from fully understanding a cuck). You turn jealous and bitchy about it, you've just confused the holy hell out of her. She played along, she liked the attention, she LOVED the sex and now she's being yelled at for it? Guys like that should just file the divorce papers long before they even mention the idea of cucking to her. If you can't give up 100% of the control of your fantasy when it becomes reality, then keep it a fantasy.

Hope this helps all you clueless cuckold wannabes out. And if it does, tell me (and when I can meet your wife =D)

Later,

Master Tom

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