The Tale Of Humpy
Humpy McSaddle greeted the following day with a sly, clownish smile on his face, and it never left. Not that day, nor in the weeks that followed. She came to him most every day now, never at the same time. If she didn't appear for several days, McSaddle would stomp around the slaughterhouse, out of his mind with the clap, tearing at his hair plugs, bending at the waist to contain the nuclear urgency of his ever-ravenous hump tentacle.
He never knew when she might appear-morning, afternoon, evening. He might be having Taco Bell, and he would feel her near. Or walk by himself to inspect some trash cans behind the local bikini wax shop or check some specs, and she would all of a sudden be there, whispering, "Hello Humpy."
Sometimes he would rush into the closest room or even a closet for their first rabbit-like dry hump.
"Hello Eve," he would return and enjoy that first sloppy, drooling, gum-smacking, sucking chest wound of a kiss of the day, a long, lingering, licking, probing, light-biting sloppy, drooling, gum-smacking, sucking chest wound of a kiss.
"Spooge to me again during a commercial," he whispered to her, interrupting a conference on plumbing fittings, not at all disguising his lust, just trying to please a dick the size of a Lysol can, that was aching to fulfill it's biological imperative to seed her reproductive organs.
"I'll try."
"What prevents you?"
"I cannot predict when I will visit you."
"Why not?"
"It is not in my power."
"Can we bust uglies here?" They were in the bed of his cherry Ford F-150 at the time.
"No, Humpy. Stop. That is for your bedchamber. But this pickup makes me so hot, I'll give you a happy ending anyway!"
February 11, 2012, 3:48 pm
His daughter Anita was all Jim had left of a 20 year marriage that ended abruptly when his wife walked out and was never returned again. She had disappeared when Anita was 12. The memories of her mother were fading from Anita’s memories. Jim had been devastated. His life had become eat, sl**p, and work. Although he managed to take care of his daughter’s basic needs, he wasn’t much of a father for the first 4 years, resulting in Anita almost bringing herself up. Now that she was 18 (almost 19), she was a very independent young lady, but she still adored her Dad, despite his inattention until sh
May 12, 2012, 8:48 am
The defilement of Gayle.
"BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP" The abrupt tone of the alarm stirs you from your dream.
You want to hit snooze and snuggle back under the warm comforting duvet, but today you can't.
For today is the meeting with Helen from Sandhurst International, a harsh bitch with no sense of humour. You have been trying to set this deal up for two years and today is when Helen is going to sign the contracts. It is exciting but nerve wracking all the same; if she doesn't sign your career could be on the line!
Still half asl**p you drag your weary ass out of bed and into the shower. Wi
May 7, 2012, 2:48 pm
Joe continued licking working his tongue deeper into Anita’s her cunt before moving up towards her clit. Pulling back the top part of labia he revealed an erect clit and as his tongue brushed it Anita shivered with pleasure, then he began to really to go to work on it with his tongue and mouth, flicking it and sucking it, until Anita was almost screaming with pleasure. Looking up at Karen “Can you not shut her up for a few minutes” Karen smiled and moved so that she was squatting over Anita’s face and slowly lowered her eagerly awaiting cunt on to her mother’s mouth. Anita saw what she was do
April 1, 2012, 5:48 pm
Yes she does cut his dick off at the end whuch was edited because of hamster's rules as it was gory. It hurt my dick just to watch it.
Plot
Based upon a true incident in 1930s Japan, Nagisa Oshima's controversial film effectively skirts the borderline between pornography and art -- making Bernardo Bertolucci's Last Tango in Paris of four years earlier look like c***dren's programming in comparison. The story concerns servant and former prostitute Sada Abe (Eiko Matsuda) who becomes sexually obsessed with her employer Kizicho (Tatsuya Fuji), a businessman, after seeing him making love t
March 29, 2012, 4:48 pm
Part II of the Tea Shop Story
I was told to call the tea shop before I arrived on my first day. Even though I had been getting unemployment for the last few months, I was still too low on cash to replace the company cell phone I lost when I was fired from my last job. To top that off, my room mate was real a dick and had spent the utility and rent money I had given him on online poker, beer and possibly some "Craig's List hook ups". I went out to find a pay phone (which is harder and harder to do now a days), to call the shop. But, then my luck changed . . . I think. . . I spoke to Ms.
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