Do you believe in marriage? I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. That having been said, I believe marriage c… Read more
Lyrics to live by.
If you think you may find these lyrics offensive, stop reading now & proceed to your local house of whorship. Most Not Think Bad Thoughts The facts we hate: The facts we'll never meet. walking down the road. Everybody yelling "hurry up!" "hurry up!" But I'm waiting for you, I must go slow. I must not think bad thoughts. When is this world coming to? Both sides are right but both sides murder. I give up; why can't they? I must not think bad thoughts. The civil wars and the uncivilized wars. conflagrations leap out of every poor furnace. The food cooks poorl… Read more
Today is the Supper Bowl!
We am AnonyMooose! We am excited for the Supper Bowl! We admit a certain c***dlike glee in celebrating what should really be a daily occurrence, eating supper. We think about those unfortunates who do not get enough to eat in their daily life & that my fellow xHamsterites is a tragedy! We hope that you all have a horn of plenty {we already know most of us here are plenty horny, hmmm if a cornucopia is a horn of plenty a hornupopia must be a wealth of horny people} & can see your way to help those less fortunate for you!… Read more
We have had brought to our attention.
There is a move afoot to prohibit certain words from being used in blogs & stories in this web community. There are c***dren or at least individuals who appear c***d-like that lie about their age when making a profile. So at great risk or peril of being pelted with g****s, or even g****fruits not to mention rotten tomatos or g**** jelly jars we ask that everyone read this post: http://xhamster.com/user/teengirerin/posts/77282.html So please report p*******es & those encouraging a****l sex or b**stiality in any form.… Read more
Nonesenicalness in experimental form.
The quick sly fox ran roughshod over exactly the same place as the zebra quietly stood before sunset. There was a proposal that words such as muckraker, fussmucker, dingleberry, r****t, gang**** & Methuselah are going to be censored. The list is humongous including c***d, c***dren, p*******e, lecher, lecherous, philander, priest, deacon, dragon, dribble, doorknob, bannister & coffee klatch. My rapier wit is having issues that are not c***dlike. More to follow… Read more