Happy New Year to all my fellow pervs and pervettes!!!
(26 days ago)
|Signed up:||734 days ago|
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|I'm:||Doctor Tongue, 39 |
|From:||Melbourne, Australia |
|Kids:||No, and do not want any|
|Height:||6 ft 4 in (193 cm)|
|Hair length:||Very short|
I've been a compulsive masturbator ever since I was a kid. My best friend and neighbour found his old man's stash of porn, let me smuggle some home, and that was it - the obsession was unleashed, ha ha! From there, it was on to my dad's collection of 'Aussie Post' magazine, and I was well and truly on my way! I've been obsessed with breasts of all sizes for as long as I can remember - probably why Samantha Fox is my all-time lust object! I'd probably put Sabrina Salerno, Christy Canyon, Nikki Dial, Lucy Pinder, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Katy Perry in there, too ... and there's also my ongoing obsession with the buxom blonde bombshell, Sandra "Wifey" Otterson. Now that woman knows how to milk the cum from a cock! I've always said that if more wives sucked and fucked their husbands with such love (and vice versa!) there would be NO FUCKING NEED for divorce courts!!
I still remember playing with my own dick when I was a curious young lad, waiting to see if I could make something other than pee come out. It was weird and wonderful, and it also took a few tries, but eventually - SUCCESS!!! I had made myself cum - I WAS THE KING! From that moment on, I was a full blown jerkaholic! I masturbated at even the slightest opportunity, so I guess you could say I haven't taken my right hand off my dick since, ha ha! That thing is a well oiled machine, my friends - take my word for it!
PLEASE NOTE: I work 12 hours on weekdays, which means I will probably only be logging on during weekends and / or public holidays. I do enjoy updating my blog regularly, if time allows it. Feel free to leave as many comments and invites as you like - I'll usually respond to them. I'm also a big fan of chatting online, so please send me lots of private messages. I'm always ready to have a wank if you are! If I drop out in the middle of a chat, it means I've been interrupted and had to log off in record time - please don't think I'm rude!
Happy posting and pulling, porn people!
PLEASE ALSO NOTE: I DO NOT claim to own the copyright on the photo links provided with my blog entries. I merely include them as helpful (and horny!) visual aids. I encourage you to send compliments to those users who have uploaded the photos. I can also guarantee that none of these images are exhibited outside the Hamster website. They are purely for my personal pleasure!
ONE MORE THING: I DO NOT RESPOND TO TRIBUTE FASCISM! If I want to wank over your photos and send you the results, I'll do so when I'm good and ready. (Or at least when I get a camera). My cock and my cum do not react well to bullying!
Sydney University and all other institutions or persons using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action - in other words, FUCK OFF!
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