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DerKeks
 
Signed up: 807 days ago
Last Activity:266 days ago
Profile Viewed:2,655 times
Rank:Porn Lover
Comments:135
I'm:Man
Relation:Open
Seeking:Couple
Star sign:Gemini
 
Country:Germany
City:Heidelberg
Occupation:SM; underaged;shit eating;ATM
Income:Multimillionaire
 
Ethnicity:Mixed
Body type:Athletic
Hair color:Other
Eye color:Blue
Smoking:Regularly
Drinking:Most days
 
About Me:I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN COLLECTING DIRTY AND JUVENILE JOKES PLEASE LEAVE ME ONE AS A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!
perverted in every way, turned on by dirty limericks in public toilets, think that farts ARE funny, have a HUGE dick, plot for world domination since 4 years old
I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN COLLECTING DIRTY AND JUVENILE JOKES PLEASE LEAVE ME ONE AS A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!
  

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Porn Lover
comments: 54
August 27, 2011, 1:36 am 
Yes. real.
can't think of any dirty jokes at the moment.
Thanks for comments.

Porn King
comments: 11699
September 16, 2010, 11:34 am 
PICKED THEM OFF THE NET, I DO GET TO THE CLUBS IN OUTSIDE OF DETROIT JUST LOVE THE CRAZY BITCHES IN THE CLUB. CANT HELP WITH GOTH PORN BUT WHAT ON THE NET ILL CHECK AROUND. HAVE FUN AND KEEP THEM CUMMING.

Porn King
comments: 11699
September 9, 2010, 12:56 pm 
IF YOU LIKE GOTH. CHECK OUT MY PICS OF THE SUCIDE GIRLS. I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM.

Celebrity
comments: 2382
August 13, 2010, 12:47 pm 
Здарова. Ты че реально в Германии. Ну я буду у вас в октябре. Можем погулять по бабам. Ну или сам приезжай...

xHamster Legend
comments: 44166
February 4, 2010, 2:33 pm 
Hi and here's one for ya


There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

Porn Expert
comments: 193
February 4, 2010, 8:54 am 
Thank you for your observation & comments.

Porn Expert
comments: 157
December 29, 2009, 11:13 pm 
Q:Why did the queer cross the road?
A:Because his dick was stuck in the chicken's ass.

Porn Expert
comments: 157
December 27, 2009, 9:45 pm 
Hello my comrade, I shall speak for Mr. S, for his illiteracy can be quite annoying. He says "No I'm not a fag, a greedy pedophile, or whatever you want to call me. I am just sick of seeing the most pathetic male performers, way too much. The American porn industry is saturated with cocks that frankly, have no ability to penetrate. As far as me being a footboy? Yes I love chicks with pretty feet. It's actually quite a phenomenon when you see how much foot fetish sells, unless of course there's anal involved. In which case, it must be sabotaged with the little or soggy dick content. Nothing personal.

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