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An Apple a Day Makes the Voices in Your Head Go Away !! (9 hours ago)
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Rank:SUPER HERO
Comments:31,494
I'm:Man
Languages:Porn
 
Country:Virgin Islands, U.S.
 
Website:http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/xhamster.com
About Me:Am I the only person that thinks when John Lennon died, and the Heartless Succubus Yoko Ono refused to give Julian Lennon, (you know, the only son with talent), a dime, that we the people should have descended down upon that Vampire Bitch and ripped her head off of her soul-less body ?? Just Food for Thought.



Read my BLOGS if you wish to AVOID Online Drama Queens.
Blog: http://xhamster.com/user/Darius-is-Back/posts/17168.html
Blog: http://xhamster.com/user/Darius-is-Back/posts/27733.html
Blog: http://xhamster.com/user/Darius-is-Back/posts/15209.html
Feel free to post your comments on my Blogs if you have had an
encounter with any of these irrational losers. All are Updated !!




NO INSULTS! NO TROLLING! NO INSULTS! NO TROLLING!

  

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Excentrifugal
comments: 9136
February 15, 2012, 1:05 am 
If the Pharmacutical companies ever find out the power of apples,, Apples will be put into pill form and cost 50 bucks a bottle.

Pornstar
comments: 1626
February 15, 2012, 12:39 am 
Only the color yellow will counter your superpower. Thanks for the picture comments man. I'm going to have to upload something new this week/weekend. Just need to find something worthwhile to add.

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 790
February 14, 2012, 11:44 pm 
http://img.3ezy.net/a1/a_5cf995cb60ef6_800.jpg

Pornstar
comments: 1085
February 14, 2012, 10:16 pm 
cheers yr response then... i know you're still there

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 790
February 14, 2012, 9:05 pm 
That isn't my FAKE husband. Mine was an astronaut!!! I still remember his last words right before his rocket blew up ..."Hey guys, what does this button do?" BOOM!!!

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 14, 2012, 8:36 pm 
Just the other day I was talking to this pilot, and he told me he really wants a woman with the nickname Swineman or Pigdick as a new Fake Girlfriend.

Public Enemy no1
comments: 61058
February 14, 2012, 8:32 pm 
You know these pilots
Fly onto numerous sites
including porn sites
ROLF
↓↓↓↓

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 14, 2012, 8:26 pm 
Why are you having so much trouble remembering your fake husbands name ?? It is on all of these websites for you to remember.

http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/090825-F-0894S-070.jpg

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/33548-331207.html

http://www.af.mil/photos/mediagallery.asp?galleryID=9&page=8

http://www.visualintel.net/USAF/Weapon-Systems/F-15-Eagle/9495482_ND8LE/22/637730562_tW4Go#637730562_tW4Go

http://www.skytrailer.com/131%20FS.htm

http://www.110aw.ang.af.mil/photos/mediagallery.asp?galleryID=11&?id=-1&page=22&count=24

http://www.nationalmuseum.af.mil/photos/mediagallery.asp?galleryID=2&page=133

http://www.af.mil/photos/mediagallery.asp?galleryID=9&?id=-1&page=2&count=48

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 790
February 14, 2012, 8:22 pm 
My FAKE husband would N E V E R do that!!! Wish I could remember his name. :-(

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 14, 2012, 7:46 pm 
Snorkey, your FAKE husband is not dead, he just left you to go have a threesome with a dumb fake redhead and some roadkill that goes by the name SCAB-BITCHING.

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 790
February 14, 2012, 5:12 pm 
Glad you saw my dead F A K E husband. I'm spending another ValenTEGS Day without him. :-(

Public Enemy no1
comments: 61058
February 14, 2012, 4:57 pm 
Now they can call me you!!

Public Enemy no1
comments: 61058
February 14, 2012, 4:53 pm 
LOL very true there is no surprise
there jealous fools and their Plots.

PIMP
comments: 5805
February 14, 2012, 1:12 pm 
Merci pour tes commentaires !
(°)(°)

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 14, 2012, 12:07 am 
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, A Vagina Flashlight !!

Newbie
comments: 46
February 13, 2012, 7:24 pm 
that is a fantastic rhyme one of which we speak in time, booming bass and tweeting treble u know im a fucking rebel.headphones Blair you nod in time now you know i like to rhyme

hahahaha :)

Celebrity
comments: 2929
February 13, 2012, 6:43 pm 
Think about John 2

Newbie
comments: 46
February 13, 2012, 3:52 pm 
war is comming !!!!! LOL

Porn Lover
comments: 67
February 13, 2012, 11:31 am 
Thanks for the comment,love the T-shirt.

xHamster Legend
comments: 19876
February 13, 2012, 12:49 am 
Thanks for your comment in my photo gallery "Lady and the Two Studs", glad you enjoyed! I am looking throught your favorites collections and love your selections. Thanks for sharing!

Porn Lover
comments: 119
February 13, 2012, 12:28 am 
i like the new shirt

Celebrity
comments: 4745
February 13, 2012, 12:01 am 
thanks for the comments :)

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 12, 2012, 11:16 pm 
Still boring Rock Boys, I mean Rita Fake Girl . . . . go find some other porn star photos and then claim they are your pics !! LMFAO !!

Porn Expert
online
comments: 429
February 12, 2012, 11:09 pm 
U Help - will never live in ////

SUPER HERO
comments: 31494
February 12, 2012, 10:26 pm 
Don't you just love it when GUYS who create fake female profiles like Ritabadgirl post stupid shit like that on your page. Or maybe HE is just confessing to being a FAKE !! These Rock Boys, I mean Rita bad girl losers, really need some new material !! LMFAO !!

Public Enemy no1
comments: 61058
February 12, 2012, 10:21 pm 
DUDE


Porn Expert
online
comments: 429
February 12, 2012, 9:44 pm 
Fake

Pornstar
comments: 1615
February 12, 2012, 7:50 pm 
Thanks, I am glad you like the pics.
Hope everything is wonderful!

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 790
February 12, 2012, 6:37 pm 
Can I get in trouble for using IT'S picture as my avatar???"

Kama Sutra Guru
comments: 546
February 12, 2012, 4:46 pm 
Nice shirts!

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