We all know every cunt needs a good slap now and then, but what makes a good slap?

In my experience there a few simple things you can do to give your cunt the slap it deserves.

1. Stroke the area you wish to slap first, it stimulates the skin, bring bl**d to the surface making it more sensitive.

2. Slapping a wet area will hurt more as the water (piss, spit or whatever liquid) will compress againest the skin effectively giving 2 slaps for the price of one.

3 Temperature is also important, slapping a cold area will produce a more stinging effect than slapping a warm area.

4 Cupping your hand slightly while slapping creates a more satisfying sound as the air caught between the hand and target is f***ed out.

5 The element of suprise is never to underestimated. It can be hard to do the other steps first but the suprise slap can be effective without them.

6 Pratice makes perfect. As with anything, if you want to be good at something, practice, practice, practice.

If anyone has any tips on slapping a cunt I would love to hear from you as well as any cunts on the best slap they've had.






Disclaimer - Please don't go slapping random people in the street. Slapping should be done with the people you love in your own home.

Further disclaimer - I don't condone abuse to women, you should never slap your bitch in anger.

Further further disclaimer - Unless she really deserves it. Which we all know they do. Lol

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