Hooked

One early Sunday morning bored and a little turned on I decided to check Craigslist personals for a little fun (if I got lucky) and or just for shits and giggles.

This ended up landing me a hooker, pretending to be an average girl looking for free sex (usual craigslist stuff, but she never advertised she was a hooker until I emailed). Which kind of made me want to have fun with her a little.

Emails are as follows -

Riverdale (me):
"Hi, I saw your ad on craigslist. I saw your pictures and I just had to compliment you on it."

The girl:
"Are you generous?"
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This shit again... okay I'll play her game.
Riverdale:
"How much do you charge and what do you offer?"

Girl:
"200/h"

Riverdale:
"Is that it?... I thought I was dealing with a high quality hooker here.
Message me back when you stop fucking loser dick."

Girl:
"FUCK YOU WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT LOSER DICK! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THE CHAIR AND ACUTUALLLY MAKE SoME MONEY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF COMING ALL UP IN HERE TRYN TO GET LAID!"

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By now I'm getting a little excited about it all. She's upset. Can't think straight and now I must see if she will fall for my hook.

Riverdale:
"Oh I'm sorry... did I push your buttons? Tell you what... if you'll behave maybe I'll let you have some dick. Why don't you show me how pissed off you can get? Throw me your best punch."

Her reply:
"LOL WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU THINK YOUR DICK IS TOO GOOD FOR ME?!... FUCK YOU. YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU EVER LAND AN ASS LIKE THIS..."

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I see now that she's getting hooked (angry). Now I want to see if I can get her a little wet.

Riverdale:
"Look at you! Good girl!... You must really want a good dick down. Show me your ass and tit's and you'll get that which you want so much..."

At this point she's wanting a little more... She sends me a picture of her Pussy and tries to play her off like she's still mad.

Her:
"Fuck you! You are never getting this..."



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Riverdale:
"Oh wow, how dirty you are. You're just a little whore aren't you?
You get off on kinky shit like this... now show me your tits and see what that gets you."

Her reply:
"LOL... you're a really funny guy, what's your name?"


Now sadly, the story had to end here.
I fucked up with my next email and scared her off... You live and learn I guess. You live and learn.

P.S. This story may or may not be true. I merely put it down for your entertainment. Thanks to user papiswizz69 for providing me with pictures to go with the story.
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2 years ago
LOL what was your next email true or not thats a good start for a story