My next door neighbor told me about her day today and I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Her husband played golf today with his buddies, just like he does every Saturday morning. After they were finished he started looking for his car keys and couldn't find them in his bag. He looked in the golf cart, looked everywhere and they were gone. He went to the parking lot and his car was gone. He called the police and reported his car stolen and went back in the clubhouse. After about 30 minutes he called his wife and explained that his car got stolen and could she pick him up. She said sure, right after I finish explaining to this police officer that I own this car. He completely forgot she had dropped him off at the golf course this morning, lol.
Fact is stranger than fiction.