Wanking My Master, an Australian classic.

Once a jolly Cum Slut sat apon a great big Dong Under the gaze of Her Master to be, She sang as she sucked and waited 'til his bollocks boiled You'll Cum a-Wanking My Master, with me Wanking My Master, Wanking My Master You'll Cum a-Wanking My Master, with me She sang as she sucked and waited 'til his bollocks boiled You'll Cum a-Wanking My Master, with me. Out came a Dildo to slip inside her tight Rosebud, Up jumped the Cum Slut and grabbed him with glee, She sang as he shoved that Dildo in her tight Rosebud, You'll Cum a-Wanking My Master, with me Wanking My Master, Wanking My… Read more

Posted by 42gary 6 years ago 11

The Naughty Kink test.

The Naughty Kink test 1.What's your darkest kink? 2.How many people have you had sex with? 3.What's the most times you've ever orgasmed in one night? 4.What's your favourite sex position? 5.Describe the best sex you've ever had. 6.Have you ever had a one night stand? 7.Describe your most desired fantasy. 8.Describe your darkest fantasy. 9.What's your sexiest feature? 10.Have you ever been to a strip club? 11.Where's the best place to have sex? 12.Where's the craziest place you've had sex? 13.Where would you like to have sex, but haven't yet? 14.If you could have sex… Read more

Posted by 42gary 6 years ago 10

So many lost to us in 2016

Just some of those that have passed away in 2016, nowhere near complete there must be so many more that I have missed. Some we know well, some we know by their work, some just taken for granted, some made a big difference in our lives but all missed Pat Harrington Jr. Pat Harrington Jr., 86, the actor and comedian who in the 1950s got attention as a member of Steve Allen's fabled TV comic troupe and decades later as Dwayne Schneider, the cocky handyman on the long-running sitcom "One Day at a Time," died on Jan. 6 David Bowie David Bowie, 69, the other-worldly musician who broke pop… Read more

Posted by 42gary 7 years ago 5

Men have two emotions:

When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humour! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says… Read more

Posted by 42gary 8 years ago 30

Oh Christmas Naughty Song 2

Rocking around a stiffening Cock at the Christmas pantie Drop Nipples so hard you think they might pop Every couple wants to swap You will get an Orgasmic feeling When you hear our ladies Squealing "Let's be Kinky; Deck the ladies with leather and rubber" Rocking around a Stiffening Cock Have a Horny holiday Everyone's dancing in the nude In a new old BDSM way Rocking around a Stiffening Cock Let the Naughty Spirit play Later we'll have some Pussy pie and we'll do some swollen Clit pleasing You will get an Orgasmic feeling When you hear our ladies Squealing "Let's be Kinky;… Read more

Posted by 42gary 9 years ago 17

Oh Christmas Naughty Song

Oh the weather outside is frightful But my cock is so delightful And since your not sucking slow Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow! It doesn't show signs your stopping And my balls show signs of popping My trousers are pulled way down low Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow! When we finally fuck through the night How I hate pulling out when I Cum! But if you really tie me up tight All through the night I'll be warm The fire in my loins is burning And, my darling, we're still enjoying But as long as you fuck me slow Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!… Read more

Posted by 42gary 9 years ago 18

How you Feel for Your Mistress

At my mercy, you are safe. At my mercy, you will feel pleasure beyond your imagination. You will cry out and weep for me. You will realise you have never really known love before. And you will want to lose yourself to me entirely. For a Mistress There is nothing more desirable than having someone thoroughly enraptured by you. Nothing lights the fire in my eyes quite like turning a man into a puddle of lust at my feet. Sometimes the sexiest thing in the world is knowing that you're turning someone on. Knowing you have the power to illicit lust from someone who has yet to even find… Read more

Posted by 42gary 9 years ago 12

My Brown Eyed Girl.

Hey where did we go, Days when the rains came Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running hey, hey Skipping and a jumping In the misty morning fog with Our hearts a thumpin' and you My brown eyed girl, You're my brown eyed girl. Whatever happened To Tuesday and so slow Going down the old mine With a transistor radio Standing in the sunlight laughing, Hiding behind a rainbow's wall, Slipping and sliding All along the water fall, with you My brown eyed girl, You're my brown eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing, Sha la la la la l… Read more

Posted by 42gary 10 years ago 11

The Seduction of JerseyBean.

Act 1. The Seduction. Its a hot summers day in the south of France, a cool breeze is coming off the ocean and its a clear sky not a cloud in sight. You are so excited as you know I will be arriving latter to pick you up to take you out to dinner to celebrate the good news you received this week. Your goal tonight is to make my eyes pop out when I see you, so have decided to wear that outfit that really drives me wild when I see you in it and won't be able to control myself. You begin by showering and shaving your legs making sure they are silky smooth, you wash your hair and sensu… Read more

Posted by 42gary 10 years ago 6

Fantasy of Meeting JB

Fantasy meeting with JB. it was spring in the south of France, I was staying outside of Marseille for a short break to get some sun after a long cold grey winter in London. I had arrived that morning and checked into my hotel, my room overlooked the harbour the view was amazing, I had a good feeling about the week ahead and hopped to take in all the sights and maybe meet a beautiful women to show me her sights as well. I unpacked and decided that a walk around the harbour might be a good start, as from my window I could see plenty of attractive women in summer dresses walking in the war… Read more

Posted by 42gary 11 years ago 1

Story time

I was thinking of writing another story, and was wondering if you had any ideas. If you have not read my last three have a look and see what you think.… Read more

Posted by 42gary 11 years ago 4

the man of your dreams

You thought it would just be another day at the office, you sat down at your desk and switched on your Pc, whilst waiting for the system to start you went to get some coffee to help kick start the day. When you came back you see an error message on the screen, telling you to call a number for help. This is not a good start to the day, you call the number and a lady answers, how can I help? You tell her about the message and what it says, she tells you that she will have to send someone up to you to fix the problem but it's ok they have someone on your floor now so they should be with y… Read more

Posted by 42gary 11 years ago 6

JerseyBean gets detention

Its the last lesson of the day at the girls reform school, class 4C are all 18 years old and the most disruptive in the school but as headmaster I am in total control, or so I thought. It a very traditional school with a strict dress code as headmaster i am dressed in full cap and gown, the girls wear flat black pumps, knee high white socks knee length pleated tartan skirt with white blouse and their hair must be worn in pigtails at all time. The lesson is going well as I teach the girls about the birds and the bees, as I write on the blackboard all I can hear is one girl giggling and m… Read more

Posted by 42gary 11 years ago 9

Tribute to JerseyBean

Well my thoughts of you are all about being dominated, I have never really done that so I leave myself at your will. Your wearing a tight fitting black leather corset laced up at the back your breasts are pressed tight together and pushed up you hard erect nipples poking out over the top of the corset, You have on a black satin thong and seemed silk stockings and high heel stilettos, your hair is pulled back and you have bright red lipstick on. You make me strip before hand cuffing me to your bed face up. You run your hands over my naked skin digging your finger nails in an pulling on my nip… Read more

Posted by 42gary 11 years ago 12