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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How... Continue»
The last place I ever thought I would be hooking up with a black guy was on a recent f****y vacation. Even though my parents booked me a room all by myself I really didn’t plan to hook up with any black guys while on the trip. And yes I’m 26 and my parents still take me on vacation from time to time. I guess I am spoiled in many areas of my life. Including when it comes to my white pussy getting black cock too!
About the third day of the trip I decided to stay at the hotel pool while my parents went out for the day. I had been laying poolside for about an hour when I just happened to look ... Continue»
I (jen) rolled over and groaned. Where was I? I opened my eyed and surveyed the room. I remembered, I was at my boyfriend’s friend’s house. Last night I had went over there to talk to him about my wedding. He was going to be the best man. We had got to drinking a little bit and I was feeling very horny and uninhibited. Steve(the best man) caught onto that quick and kept encouraging me to drink. One thing led to another and Steve led me to his bed.
“Good Morning Jen, sl**p well?” Steve inquired. “Shit Steve, how could we have
My mind was full of the two woman that had ravaged me over the last couple hours as I sat in their home. I was setting naked on a couch with my cock crusted with their pussy juices and my own cum and I wondered if my cock would ever be the same.
I had cum down the throat of a beautiful young woamn while her mother explored my mouth with her tongue, then I had cum in Brittney's mouth and tasted my own cum in a passonate kiss. Then in a wild threesum had fucked Brittney to a cum and then had her mother up the ass.
I had never had anal sex so it was a real turn on, but lets ... Continue»
Quick Disclaimer: I don’t claim to be or think of myself as anything other than a student of humanity and so I claim no stance on my views or words being considered academic or certified for anything relating to gender or my view of the world, simply sharing my experience and hope that I accurately convey what I thought at the time and what I think now. I’ll frequently move between arguments of masculinity/femininity vs male/female gender identity vs biology/genetics (strictly-physical world view) vs sexual attraction, etc so please don’t try to correct me or overanalyze the specific words I u... Continue»
One night I was just chilling in my dorm when I got a call from my best friend Jesse asking if I wanted to go to a bar with him and hang out since we haven't seen each other in a while. "Sure" I responded and got ready. I met him later at the bar and we each grabbed a beer. We walked over and sat at a both. We were both introverted and didn't have a lot of courage to start talking to women, so we sat and just looked around.
A few minutes later, he tapped my shoulder and pointed to someone. She was about our age, kinda good looking, but I wasn't really into her. I was staring at her chubby f... Continue»
I live in the middle of a row of townhouses and every week we all need to bring our trash cans around to the front of the houses. Since I like to show off naked and the couple down the street were young and good looking i couldn't resist.
It was dark and I kind of knew when she would be taking her trash can around so I went down to the basement and got naked and opened the blinds on the only window down there and waited.
I knew she was coming because I installed a wireless camera that is built into an outside thermometer and I have it showing on the TV. She cant see the TV from that angle an... Continue»
I was ccoming in town from college I was 23 and surprising my parents!
I couldn't wait to hangout with my parents and by the pool, but most of all see my old neighbor she hand to be about 52-56 but I didn't care.
She was a SSBBW giant tits huge ass and big round belly with big back rolls and love handles (a Latino cotton candi is the best description)
When I was younger I used to watch her sunbathing in the backyard in small bikinis and thongs bottoms! I used to explode cum all over myself watching her tan and swim!
And also my bedroom was directly across from her on the secon story and ... Continue»
Martin McTavish - me, 58
Linda Bigelow -- my married s****r, 55
Lorraine McTavish -- my mom, 77
George McTavish -- my dad, 76
Jennifer McTavish -- my wife, 54
Susan Robbins -- my divorced aunt, 72
Dr. Hubert H. Huckabee -- the Doc, 52
Dave McTavish -- my married b*****r, 51
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It's Complicated -- Boy, is it Complicated!
On the TV or in the Movies, they always have the character say those words when it would take way too much exposition to really explain the situation. It's code for 'We don't know how to make any sense of it?'
I ... Continue»
Michelle was a co-worker who I’d see occasionally during visits to my company HQ. I didn’t work in the office and she was in a financial job anchored to the office. Michelle was younger, in her mid 20’s, pretty, blonde, cute, bubbly and a bit naïve, but sexy in her own way. She had nice tits but her most prominent feature was her big bubble butt. She had a relatively small waist and it made her ass just so much more prominent. She would often wear really tight jeans to work and her ass was a magnet for eyes around the office but she was also self conscious about her ass, wearing sweater... Continue»
Standing in the main cabin, John and I watch as Tiffany drives away. She had to get back to the k**s, and left me with John to discuss our conversation earlier that morning.
I go upstairs to finish packing. Humming to myself happily I check under the bed and closets to make sure I have everything. Suddenly I hear a gruff voice behind me that does not belong to John, “hello.” I turn, startled, to find a tall man with dark brown hair and a goatee. He has the same beautiful eyes as John and the same features, although a bit taller and a stockier build. “Where is John?” the man asks me, l... Continue»
I have to be the luckiest man alive. Well, at least recently anyway. I have always had a fondness for Hispanic men. Loved the sweet Cubans and Puerto Rican guys in Florida and am in heaven living in Texas with all the hot Mexican and South American guys. My yard contractor, “Mike” is a handsome, 30-something super tanned and stunningly handsome Mexican man. We have always had a cordial business relationship, but he has always been the target of my hidden lust.
I was sitting by the pool this afternoon, just after he had finished my yard. The last yard of the day, he had sent the other crew m... Continue»
As I entered our place I heard stifled noises. My parents were doing it. It was too much. I just ran to Aunt Susan’s cabin. When I got to Aunt Susan, I was practically in tears. She was soothing and maternal; she knew how to talk to anyone. I did not know how to start and just blared out. “I’ll be eighteen next week, I’m a Virgin and I don’t know how and I’m scared to loose it. Help me”. “Come here to me” and she embraced me in a comforting way. I sobbed quietly, “Don’t cry, and dry your tears. I’ll help you; I’ve done it a number of times for girls in your situation”. “You see we have a club,... Continue»
I heard that you are looking for a new personal assistant since yours has been promoted. I would love to have the opportunity to have the position but I know that I don’t have the skills. I’ve always wondered if the rumors that you were screwing your PA were true but no one ever knew for sure. I am surprised that you call me into your office. I’m just a receptionist and you’ve never really had a need to give me work. When I come into your office you’re waiting at the door for me and tell me to have a seat. What I don’t see is you locking the door behind me. After y... Continue»
For any that has read my first story about my office antics then this is the progression of this fun. When I first over heard the three guys talking about fucking me it had really turned me on. I went home and told hubby who encouraged me to dress sexy for the office. Sexy not slutty, so nice business skirts blouses etc but with stockings and heals. it was huge turn on when Phil one of the guys gave me a lift to work then after talking me for a drink k before him taking some pics of me in the office then fucking me. It was ... Continue»
Michelle beamed, "Yes sir, your wishes are my commands. Consider them done. And, yes my husband I will certainly look forward to that event in our bed."
"And, yes my dear wife, somewhere down one of those European rivers, I will knock you up higher than a kite. Also, rest assured, we will have as much fun doing it as we did at that AMA convention." He paused, then said, "Ah, Michelle? I think that I was a bit greedy here. It would seem that I really wanted to have you both. However, it appears that I have always had you and never really had you s****r."
"Yes, my darling Marcus. I think y... Continue»
It was late afternoon before Princess Venetia returned to her Throne Room. By then Xena had been suspended for eight hours. Twice an Overseer, appointed for the purpose, had noted she had fainted. Xena had been lowered, revived and raised again. She was near to fainting again when Venetia entered. It did not seam possible to Xena that the muscles in her arms, legs and back could stand the terrible strain even moments longer. She realised she was defeated (for the moment anyway) and that she would have to submit (temporarily) to this monstrous woman who (somehow) had managed t... Continue»
Please read part 1 which is the same title without the Part 2 attached to it before you read this please ;)
Mr. Milks and I have had sex for the past two weeks. I would usually meet him in his Music room and we would make love in all sorts of ways there, but the reason he was in the Library the first time is because he was filling in for my b*o's library teacher who was sick. Mr. Milks (first name is Tyler) didn't teach any music classes that day so he was free to take over.
I'm in high school, but my b*o goes to the elementary school Mr. Milks works at so I was going to come and visit an... Continue»
Meeting a world famous celebrity is something that most of us will never experience. Having what can only be described as intimate relations with one is just a dream that most of us have had at some point. Whether it's Madonna or Maradona, we have all fantasised about giving a celebrity a good seeing to. However, for most of us it remains just that - a fantasy. Unless, like me - and my name's Steve, by the way - you are one of the fortunate few lucky enough to live out your fantasy…
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Joining the army wasn't always my main ambition as a c***d. Like most young boys, when I was ... Continue»
It was a long morning at work and I had just come down from checking the morning deliveries in the warehouse. I stop to speak to the guys on the dock about this chick I had met a few weeks ago at the club when we had all went out. One of the guys was asking me if I had seen her since that night. Yeah a few times I told him but we suppose to get together later tonight. She was hot that night I met her. I was so horny that night and she knew it and teased me the whole time. Man all I been doing was thinking about what she would look like naked. The few times we had already gone out she wore thes... Continue»
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