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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How... Continue»
My mind was full of the two woman that had ravaged me over the last couple hours as I sat in their home. I was setting naked on a couch with my cock crusted with their pussy juices and my own cum and I wondered if my cock would ever be the same.
I had cum down the throat of a beautiful young woamn while her mother explored my mouth with her tongue, then I had cum in Brittney's mouth and tasted my own cum in a passonate kiss. Then in a wild threesum had fucked Brittney to a cum and then had her mother up the ass.
I had never had anal sex so it was a real turn on, but lets ... Continue»
I went to boarding school at the Convent of St Sade where rigid discipline was very much at the centre of life. It was a "crammer" for 18 year olds who had failed their A levels. No-one knows more about punishment than nuns and correct behaviour was enf***ed by pain and humiliation. All of us girls came from the sort of home where our school hols were spent under the watchful eye of our parents and there was definitely no opportunity to meet boys during term time so I am fairly certain we were all virgins. I know I was. Of course I knew the mechanics of sex and where he put his horrible thing ... Continue»
She loved to drive out to the woods an lie naked on a blanket. She either read or napped and sometimes she would even play with herself and use her dildo. Today she was feeling her tits and had the dlido in her ass when she heard some one splashing in the water. She got up and walked naked to the edge of the river. A young man was naked and bathing in the water. She watched him as he rubbed the water over his body. She watched as he washed his cock and balls making her quite horny.
She walked a few feet into the water and yelled at him "What are you doing here?" He looked at her naked body ... Continue»
I was ccoming in town from college I was 23 and surprising my parents!
I couldn't wait to hangout with my parents and by the pool, but most of all see my old neighbor she hand to be about 52-56 but I didn't care.
She was a SSBBW giant tits huge ass and big round belly with big back rolls and love handles (a Latino cotton candi is the best description)
When I was younger I used to watch her sunbathing in the backyard in small bikinis and thongs bottoms! I used to explode cum all over myself watching her tan and swim!
And also my bedroom was directly across from her on the secon story and ... Continue»
Kea took the phone with hesitation and restlessness, “Landra..., I was just going to run to the inn. I didn’t want to be out when you called...” Kea stammered and it was obvious that she was nervous. “...How did you know I was here?” Kea sat on the couch and Dena quietly slipped out with her clothes to the bathroom sending Kea a glance of ‘keep calm’. No answer... Kea was certain that Landra had freaked out. Suddenly, Landra started to speak, “Of course I know you’re there... After talking to you this morning, I called Dena to ask her to meet you and take care of you while I’m gone. I was sure... Continue»
Nikki walked into the dark club with Lucy and Anthony. She knew it was a mistake coming out with them but they had insisted.
Having recently broken up with her boyfriend Matt, the young couple had taken it upon themselves to cheer her up and take her out with them to the various places they frequented. Nikki appreciated their kindness but knew that she would feel the way she always did when they went out in a threesome; left out or feeling like a third wheel. She decided tonight would be different. She was going to have fun and dance and get laid if she could. 'That ought to make me feel b... Continue»
Taking my whore for a walk
Before we start, I should give a little explanation. I am a thirty two year old male who is very dominant. I have had several slaves over the last few years but sadly, none have lasted due to my personal dominating style. I am not into whips and chains, or candle wax and handcuffs. I find that those things are rather dull. I like to be a little more creative. I like to take a more hands-on approach. Mostly though, I like to put my slave into humiliating situations and watch how she copes.
Actually, that's not quite right. I like to tell my slave to put herself i... Continue»
We'd managed to clean ourselves up after our exploits earlier on. The rain had finally eased up so we made our way out of the camp site to get something to eat. We drove down towards the beach where we found a pub that served food and sat down to eat our meal. I said to my gf that it wasn't the only thing i fancied eating , she replied that perhaps she could be the dessert ! I told her i was getting horny and she reached under the table and grabbed my rapidly hardening cock giving it a quick rub ! A young couple on the table opposite started giggling , we'd been spotted ! The gi... Continue»
Okay, so my neighbour finally got her internet hooked up and messaged me last night on msn! Again I cut and pasted our session for anyone who is interested in reading it! I'll write about what happened afterwards!
hey Jessie! u there?
it's one of the girls from last week
message when you get this
i'll stay logged on
sorry! i was out getting some beer!
how are you?
i'm good and you?
ooooo what's the blushie face fo... Continue»
As I entered our place I heard stifled noises. My parents were doing it. It was too much. I just ran to Aunt Susan’s cabin. When I got to Aunt Susan, I was practically in tears. She was soothing and maternal; she knew how to talk to anyone. I did not know how to start and just blared out. “I’ll be eighteen next week, I’m a Virgin and I don’t know how and I’m scared to loose it. Help me”. “Come here to me” and she embraced me in a comforting way. I sobbed quietly, “Don’t cry, and dry your tears. I’ll help you; I’ve done it a number of times for girls in your situation”. “You see we have a club,... Continue»
I heard that you are looking for a new personal assistant since yours has been promoted. I would love to have the opportunity to have the position but I know that I don’t have the skills. I’ve always wondered if the rumors that you were screwing your PA were true but no one ever knew for sure. I am surprised that you call me into your office. I’m just a receptionist and you’ve never really had a need to give me work. When I come into your office you’re waiting at the door for me and tell me to have a seat. What I don’t see is you locking the door behind me. After y... Continue»
For any that has read my first story about my office antics then this is the progression of this fun. When I first over heard the three guys talking about fucking me it had really turned me on. I went home and told hubby who encouraged me to dress sexy for the office. Sexy not slutty, so nice business skirts blouses etc but with stockings and heals. it was huge turn on when Phil one of the guys gave me a lift to work then after talking me for a drink k before him taking some pics of me in the office then fucking me. It was ... Continue»
Michelle beamed, "Yes sir, your wishes are my commands. Consider them done. And, yes my husband I will certainly look forward to that event in our bed."
"And, yes my dear wife, somewhere down one of those European rivers, I will knock you up higher than a kite. Also, rest assured, we will have as much fun doing it as we did at that AMA convention." He paused, then said, "Ah, Michelle? I think that I was a bit greedy here. It would seem that I really wanted to have you both. However, it appears that I have always had you and never really had you s****r."
"Yes, my darling Marcus. I think y... Continue»
Meeting a world famous celebrity is something that most of us will never experience. Having what can only be described as intimate relations with one is just a dream that most of us have had at some point. Whether it's Madonna or Maradona, we have all fantasised about giving a celebrity a good seeing to. However, for most of us it remains just that - a fantasy. Unless, like me - and my name's Steve, by the way - you are one of the fortunate few lucky enough to live out your fantasy…
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Joining the army wasn't always my main ambition as a c***d. Like most young boys, when I was ... Continue»
Pet had a new assignment last night. Certainly video reinf***ement of her slutty sissy desires was on the agenda. But this time, she used multiple neural pathways for her reinf***ement.
A very nice hypnotic trainer, with lots of flashers and captions. But... i wonder? What do ALL those captions really say?
Thanks to pet... we now know.
“Sissy gif Training 3, Sexy Time”
Put on a nice outfit and find the nearest coc... Continue»
I had been sent to train some staff at another depot and was probably going to be there all week, I had booked myself into a cheap hotel to save the company money, all I new was it had a bed and the reviews said breakfast was great.
When I arrived to do the training, everyone was very friendly, especially the Team leader. She appeared to be in her 40's probably about 10 years older than me.
As the day wore on I got to know the Team Leader better, her name was Mary, and she was divorced and now lived on her own. Just as we were finishing off for the day Mary asked me where I was staying... Continue»
It was a week after Larry and James had taken me and savagely made me have sex with them. I was in the toilet on the third floor trying to exam my anus, it was very sore and felt like it was swollen.
I was trying to look through my legs as I bent over in front of one of the toilet's mirror. I was shocked to hear a voice say 'what are you doing David, I snapped my head up to see another classmate, Curtis, standing at the privacy wall.
I stood up and reached for my pants, twice I reached and could not get a good grip on them to pull them up. Curtis walked over to me and took hold of ... Continue»
I'd put on ad on Craig's List, I'd recently split up from my boyfriend and wanted some random fun. We'd been emailing for the past few weeks before deciding to bite the bullet meet up.
I pick you up at the train station, it’s a bit awkward at first neither knowing how to “handle” the situation, what to say etc. We walk down to the car park and the more we talk we start to relax. Monies tight, so before we meet we agree on the “free” option.
We drive out of the town and head towards the country lanes, before we come across a little pub and park the car. We start to head out towards t... Continue»
It was a long morning at work and I had just come down from checking the morning deliveries in the warehouse. I stop to speak to the guys on the dock about this chick I had met a few weeks ago at the club when we had all went out. One of the guys was asking me if I had seen her since that night. Yeah a few times I told him but we suppose to get together later tonight. She was hot that night I met her. I was so horny that night and she knew it and teased me the whole time. Man all I been doing was thinking about what she would look like naked. The few times we had already gone out she wore thes... Continue»
Posted by jdub2u 3 years ago
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