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Sara hitching a ride

Hitching a Ride in My Bikini


By SaraOz and billy69boy




My name is Sara, and this is based on a true story of a ride I got home from the beach. I was planning to take the bus home after taking a shower in the changing room. I had put my bag on the seat but it fell off and when I opened the shower curtain, my shorts and top were in the water on the floor. I had no choice but to put my bikini back on, as at least it was dry. I missed the bus, so I started walking up the road to go to a bus stop a few streets over to get another bus that would take me home.

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My name is Bla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3851  |  
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My girlfriends mother

My girlfriend’s mother

You have all read stories about girlfriend’s mothers and mothers in law etc. well here is another that tells the tale of a lady who later became my mother in law for the selfish reason that I enjoyed the close relationship with both her and her s****rs as well as the girlfriend who later became my wife.

I had been going out with Gillian for about 2 months when her father ran off with his girlfriend and set up home on the south coast of England, wife and daughter were devastated, I couldn’t understand it because Ruth, Gillian’s mother was a fabulous looking woman, g... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3846  |  
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My first Woman in Bed, my Neighbour



This is my story of my first intimate relation with neighbour aunty a the age of 18 when i was doing my graduation in Vizag.Her name is kala. she had one small k**, the women in the above pic is kala only. that was clicked when our families went to agra together.she is fair and young but her age is 30.Though i call her aunt,she doesn’t look like that but looks like a hot 25 years lady because of her well maintained physic.Yes i can tell her physic as 34-24-34 isn’t that sexy enough for a 30 year old lady who is always d****d in ... Continue»
Posted by shankar07 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3837  |  
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

I was taking a shower one day.
Suddenly my at that time 2 year old son came into the bathroom and he had wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so i ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that i had copies made and included one with each of the Christmas cards that year.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that i take a closer look.

Puzzled, i stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, i had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing... Continue»
Posted by Maggan1964 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3833  |  
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Teenage Girl Loses Her Virginity at a Party

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988. Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep, the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath, and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan. Was pretty fucking cute. Was being very brave because I hung out with punks, losers, dorks and retards but I really wanted to lose my virginity to a boy based solely on his looks, since I couldn't find one who was worth my time, and I was fucking horny living among all those pl... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3821  |  
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First time I saw a penis

When I was in seventh grade, a f****y moved in next door. Their son was one grade ahead of me. We lived in a rural place where there were not a lot of people around. I didn't have any b*****rs or s****rs, and he didn't either, so we became best friends.

One summer day, Tommy called me because he was home alone. His parents had to take a trip to a place 100 miles away. It was for grown-up business and he would have been bored so he did not go. He asked me to come over. So I did.

We talked for awhile, and then he asked me if I could keep a secret. I said yes, and he told me that he had a s... Continue»
Posted by kbking70 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3813  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl (A True Story) The

My first time dressed as a girl (This is a true story, the conversations in it are only as accurate as my memory can supply, as this happened Thirty years ago)
When I was s*******n I was dating a girl from the local college. I lived in a medium sized college town in a western state and it was 1983. It was Halloween weekend and we were both drinking some wine coolers she’d bought, the drinking age was eighteen at the time and she was nineteen, and smoking some pot I had brought over. We had planned on going to a party at a local frat house but it had gotten cancelled because the police had ra... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3762  |  
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SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 8 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3738  |  
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Train Flash at a Very Young Teen

I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sl**p in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 9 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3707  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah is flauting it all, aga

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask Sarah about how much she loves to be watched while she’s having sex? No? Well ask her about this:


Sarah and I were on holiday, in a small villa. It was nice but there was another villa alongside it, so the garden and pool weren’t private. That didn’t stop Sarah lying topless in the garden, though, her nice firm tits on show, should anyone be staying in the villa next door and to be in one of the upstairs rooms.

We were lying on sun-beds, by the pool. I’d bought a new camera and was reading through the instruction book to find out ho... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3696  |  
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The Perfect Game

(The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)

When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game.

There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who will back my claim.

I never chose to share it, rather saving it for my own purposes, but now you will learn the secret that worked so well, so many times for yours truly. It started with a couple of friends, and was refined under use many times and I can proudly state that nine times out... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3691  |  
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My s****r friend.

This is a short story about my first sexual experience. Happened when I was 15.

My s****r was the year above me at school. She was one of the popular ones mainly because everyone wanted to fuck her, which most of my mates liked to remind me as often as they could. Didn't feel that way myself, but that did mean she had some hot mates.
One of them was Susan, she had long brown hair, nice smile and hazel eyes that could gave a suggestive dirty wink.

Susan and my s****r were working on a school assignment over a weekend. So it was agreed that Susan would stay the weekend. This was the fi... Continue»
Posted by alleno1980 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3690  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3670  |  
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Fucking my Roomate

Fucking my Roomate
Part 1

I was 22 and I remember it was the day before my roommate's birthday. For the sake of the story let's call her Hillary. She is a lesbian (but I had heard stories of her fucking guys a couple of times). Good looking, great body (she was really athletic), and an admitted slut. But I had known her for so long it wasn't really a big deal. I did my thing, she did hers, and I never really thought about fucking her because she always talked about how sex with guys was "gross" that I guess I put a wall up. Besides I was more interested in girls I actually thought I had ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3667  |  
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Playing With Mommy

My name is Ashley and I live with my mom Kayla in a smallish apartment in a small town. When my dad left my mom I think it was harder for her then me I think because I just found things to focus on and even when he was around he really didn't pay much attention to me anyways. Mom tried dating again but after awhile I guess that she had realized she lost her trust in all men and would tell me how she was going to spend her time with me now helping me when I needed it and that we could have fun together going on vacations and stuff. I definitely have my moms looks which I feel blessed to have be... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3650  |  
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2 Moms, 2 Sons, 1 Hot Night



Recently, I was reminiscing with my mother about "That Summer."

"What do you remember most?" I asked her.

"Only everything!" she replied.

"Yeah," I said. " It's hard to forget those things."

"As I recall," mom said with raised eyebrows, "those 'things' were 'hard' a lot!"

I get hard just thinking of that incredible summer; when I lost my virginity with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin.

When I was thirteen years-old, the summer after seventh grade, m
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3645  |  
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My Oral Cherry

It early Saturday afternoon and I was going to the school pool for a training session with the school swim team. We were in training for a competition against another school from another city. We had never beaten them before and were really trying hard this time.
I got there early as I wanted to laze around in the pool before we got in to it.
When I got there the door was open but nobody seemed to be around. I got changed and lay in the sun.
I had been there for maybe 10 minutes when the swimming coach (who was also my English teacher) walked over and told me to get off my arse and do a slo... Continue»
Posted by Shyboy02 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3636  |  
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Disgraceful soft sex with my cousin

This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
Posted by spoiled_boy 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3638  |  
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Being a Dad.

I was a very shy adult, my cock was unused apart from the very rare wank when I would dream of fucking a black lady called Elsie.
She lived 2 houses away from my house, she was probably in her 40's, her husband had fucked off years ago, he was your typical nigger, smoked Ganga, didn't wash much, didn't know the meaning of work, basically he was a black twat.

Elsie lived on her own, she never had k**s but she was a hard working woman and clever. She had a masters degree in biology and taught at the local tech college. She is a tall lady maybe 6 ft 2ins, she is as black as you can get but wo... Continue»
Posted by Arryboy 4 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3627  |  
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Homemade Pie

I have been married to Pam for twenty years now and we are both happy with each other. We have never had any c***dren. This year Pam turned forty and still looks great. She has dark brown hair which she cuts short in a bob which curves in to the nape of her neck. Pam still has her curves in all the right places as she had the day I married her. Pam can be quite extrovert and has a bubbly personality. She is much more outgoing than me. Pam really enjoys amateur dramatics and is very involved with our local theatre guild; she always has a leading part in their productions and spends quite a lot ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3617  |  
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