Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 9
This story is heavily based on true events that's happened in my life.
It all started on a sunny afternoon, I was 18 years old still living at home with my mum, my little step-b*****r was staying over with us for the week. His name's Charlie, 16 years old and he's not related to me by bl**d, just by marriage. I knew he had the hots for me, well who could blame him!
We only knew eachother for a few years, and he really thought I was into him, of course being a lesbian I was certainly NOT interested in him, but that ... Continue»
9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.
Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
This is a continuation of part 1: http://xhamster.com/user/matt_001/posts/260172.html
So having been left with a fully erect cock stood infront of my work friend Tina at her nude house party, I turn to her as she glances down at my cock. "I think I'm going to be stuck like this for a while" I giggle as she jumps off the kitchen side and stands close to me.
"I know what may help, come follow me" she winks as she turns and walks past me, her breasts brushing lightly against my arm as she does so, making my dick twinge. I follow her, again watching her ass say as she heads to the back door... Continue»
There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.
So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that ... Continue»
Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.
They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.
At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
One of my favorite past times is shopping. Big shock, I’m sure! What woman doesn’t love to drop a few bucks at the mall now and then? Sometimes it’s a shoe-shopping trip, because again, what woman has enough shoes in her closet? Certainly not me, though I must confess to storing a few dozen in my garage. Sometimes it’s a new little summer dress or a tight pair of naughty jeans that I’m in the market for. Kind of depends on whether or not I have an upcoming hot date!
Well, the other day I was wandering around the mall, sipping a raspberry latte, when I happened across Frederick’s of Hollywoo... Continue»
How would you like to be dating a pretty girl, only to end up in a threesome with your girlfriend and her mother? (F/mf-teens, ped, bi, inc, oral, anal, threesome)
Jason just sat in his room that day fantasizing about what had just happened in the last few days. Jason was a young 13 year old boy. He was growing quite well. His body was becoming stronger and his muscles more noticeable. He had been depressed in the past few weeks. He had just watched his first porno movie and something disturbed him. He saw monster 12 inch cocks on his TV screen and compared them to his dick. His cock... Continue»
I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sl**p in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me... Continue»
Kevin is an 18 y/o, blond-blue eyed, very successful sports student, promising a bright future. When his coach Mr. Adams invited Kevin over for dinner, Kevin was very excited.
Coach Adams was a handsome,fit and lean, salt & pepper type, grey haired guy in his late 40s', Kevin was gazing admiringly at all these gold and silver cups Coach Adams won since his early teens in the living room when he heard Mrs. Adams' voice, letting them know that dinner was ready.
It was Kevin's first time meeting his coach's f****y members, he already knew that his coach was a father of two, a young boy n
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Summer had hit full f***e, and with it that all-oppressing heat that seems to suck the life out of everything. At least, that’s the way I feel about this “lovely” place I call home. Phoenix has its moments, of course, but I’ve always been more interested in gentler, more loving climates. And that’s why my wife and I were so excited about our trip to Idaho. My s****r lived there with her husband and seven c***dren. Yes, you heard me right. She actually gave birth to seven c***dren. The oldest is twenty and the youngest had her eighth birthday a month ago. It still amazes m... Continue»
HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.
While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said
At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
My names james, im in my early twenties and i figured id tell contribute a story of mine =)
This story is TRUE
I was 17 year old. I had been with a few girls, and gotten my share of blowjobs from the girls at the catholic school i attended.
One of the last girls i had been with my junior year, this girl christina, her mother had gotten remarried at the beginning of the school year, and her new father and steps****rs would be moving in and starting at our school.
Christina was a total babe in highschool. Petite latina girl with long brown hair, about 5'4" 125 athletic bui... Continue»
for the original story.
During the months following my 13th bday and the experience I had with Lisa my sitter popping my cherry, my Mom began to wonder why I always wanted her to call Lisa whenever I needed a sitter. She asked me why Lisa was my favorite and no one else would do. I tried to explain that Lisa was so good at entertaining me and she was always happy to play any of the games I liked with me. Mom said it was nice to know we were able to have so much fun together and that we got along so well, she must be a very good sitter ... Continue»
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.
Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
I was a grad student at Valdosta State University a few years ago and I used to see a M.I.L.F. in a wheelchair that was mid 40ish and very good looking. She had a really nice rack on her! I made a point of running into her a number of times around campus so I could talk to her. I discovered she worked for VSU and was not a student. She was divorced and had k**s grown and out of the house. I told her I liked to hang out at Bungelow's, a local college bar, and sure enough one night I saw her come in. I invited her to sit with me and I bought her a few jack and cokes and before long she was a bit... Continue»
When I was in high school, I lived close to the school and often had friends stop by to listen to music or just visit. At the same time, I had a nice stash of porn. One day, I was alone upstairs in my bed with my porn. My cock was at full staff, nicely lubed with Vaseline. My wrist was getting a good workout as I wanked my cock, ready to shoot its load into mom's panties.
SUDDENLY! I heard footsteps on the stairs. My head went into full panic mode. Some girls from choir were on the stairs, calling out my name. My door was shut, but they were close... Continue»