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Late night suprise

Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
Posted by kc76 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Growing up in a house full of women (Part 1)

GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN

This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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After School Special

(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)

Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."

He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MORE??????

Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.

We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.

One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.

Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
Posted by slanderhamster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A Mother-In-Law's Valentine

(Mother-in-law fills a need)

Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first time.

I have been thinking about writing this up for a couple of months now and have decided to share it.
I had never booked or hired an e****t before but had always wondered what it would be like to hire a person for sex. Also I thought it would be the only way at my age that I could get to have sex with a lady who I would normally consider to be “Out of my league”
Well, just before last Christmas I decided to go for it.
I signed up to an e****t site and looked for e****ts local to me. I was quite nervous and looked for a lady who had recent feedback. I selected a shortlist of three and contac... Continue»
Posted by z4driver 5 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

I didn’t have sex for many days until my Uncle went to US.She used to be very free and I used to chat with her ,she invited me stay at her house because she is alone with her dauther I used to fantasy her and her daugther, she asked me to sl**p in her room as in other room her dauther used to study and sl**p .She used to see serials until 10.00pm and used to come into my room and sl**p.She is drop-dead gorgeous. 36-26-36, I swear it. 5′8″; smooth, fair skin; beautiful, long blond hair; good looking eyes . Once I saw her when she just came from ba... Continue»
Posted by nana414 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 2 - A Mother's Love

Dennis The Menace: Part 2 - A Mother's Love
by Sniper32

A couple of days after Dennis and his mother had sex for the first time,
Alice was laying in her bed pondering her current situation. She couldn't
believe what was happening between her and her son. She could not get the
picture of her son with his huge cock plunging in and out of her or
the thought of her on her knees with his cock lodged down her throat shooting
loads of his hot warm jism in her mouth.

"God this is turning me on," she said to herself as she started playing with
her breasts, massaging them, caressing her n... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Hot Sexy Amanda

It was almost time to clock out when Amanda approached my cubicle “hey there”, now this girl only says hi or waves or simply ignores me… but today she is at my desk saying hello… “Hi” I replied, “wanna get a drink after work today?” WWHHOOOOAAAAA!!! Did she just ask me out for a drink?? She is THEE FINEST chic in the office, almost 5’8, bubble butt and a nice pair of tits, she could give a lot of models a run for their money, and did I say even the front of her pants looks pretty PHAT!! “Uh... yea... sure” I replied now horny as fuck “ok great… you’re driving Mr.” she said walking away, that a... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 9 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Night club quickie with my best friend

To start off with, I better paint you all with a good mental image of this girl. Her name is Sarah, and she is a total babe. She was a short girl with long wavy brown hair, beautiful hazel eyes, and the pinkest little pink lips. Her body was incredible, such perfect silky smooth pale skin. She had such petite little breasts, a slim waist, and a booty of a Latino woman.

So it all started with Sarah breaking up with her boyfriend. I decided to take her out clubbing to take her mind off things. We have always been close, but always totally platonic. So I never could have imagined that night e... Continue»
Posted by AussieBob93 4 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Caught my s****r masturbating- so gave her a speci

My parents were out of town for the week on a holiday to Paris so there was just me and my 2 little s****rs. I just came home from work and everything seemed a bit too quiet. I went to see where everyone was when I heard my s****r (the oldest daughter), Courtneey moaning with her room shut. Courtneey was 17 back at the time.

I pressed my ear against the door then it all went quiet. She quickly flung open the door and said "What do you want?". She was only wearing her leopard print bra and panties. I said "What are you doing in there?" She didn't say anything else, she just walked up to me... Continue»
Posted by Brodie666 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My first time :) The s****r3some

I still remember this as if it was yesterday.

Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Posted by andreu20 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Mother's Day Weekend Part One {True Story}

It was around 11:00pm on May 10th 2012; also known as the kick-off of a all-time fantasy.

I was on Facebook and I recently got a message from a older friend of mine.
Her name was Mary(Not Using Real Names)and she said "Hey long time no talk." I replied saying
"Yeah I know right, what are you up to." "Not a damn thing," she said "I saw you were online and
wanted to see how have you been." At this point I had visions of her and her ass all of sudden.
I quickly had to adjust myself as my pants were becoming tighter. The conversation went on for about three hours, but within those three ho... Continue»
Posted by 2Raw4u 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Dirty Game!

I still kinda get a boner when I write about this story...

It was the month of December. I had been very excited cuz my cousin s****r was coming, along with uncle and aunt that day to spend a couple of days with us. I was young then. Maybe 12 or so...so naturally the prospect of arrival of guests at our home made me feel really excited...

Finally they arrived at about seven in the morning. Uncle, aunt aunt and her. It had been so long since I had last seen them! My cousin seemed to have grown twice the size I had last seen her.

We spent the whole day playing, watching movies and havi... Continue»
Posted by aqua2 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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HOW I BECOME A GAY

Hi everyone i liked your story,so i am also going share my experience with u

This happened when i was preparing for my drama on my school day as a women in a HIJAB,to tell about me i am a medium color guy with average body with semi breast ,the make up man Mr.lalu,first he told remove the shirt, i was little bit shy any way i removed , he dressed me, after dressing he took me to the mirror. i cant believe my eyes i was really a women in that black hijab. showing my smooth hip and lalu stared at me seeing my female body. he starting to touch my breast from back he squeezed it hard and it was... Continue»
Posted by BADMAN28 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Story behind the "Caught fucking and sucking

I uploaded a two part video that happened in Phoenix Dec 27. As you guys know I visit the Phoenix office atleast once per month. This past Saturday 12/27/14 I was at a local bar. I would disclose the bar name however last time I shared a location we had 2x as many guys at it and the same amount of women. I guess only guys read my stories lol. This is the majority of the conversation some small talk of course is not recounted. Enjoy and watch both of the videos Part 1 Caught fucking milf in parking lot and part 2

Anyway A milf was seated next to me and we made small talk as we watched ... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 8 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I fucked my girlfriends mom :)

ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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