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So this story happend on my friends cousins 18th birthday we were both 18 and she was just turning 18.So one day we about a week before her party she had invited everyone fron her class her and her cousins and me I didnt know her to well so I thought it kind of weird she invited me so I went because I really didnt have any thing to do. So the day of her party had came and we left about 6:30pm and got to there house we had Ice cream and cake and hung and then all of the older k**s ended up going to a hotel party.
Her parents had got 2 rooms 1 for the f****y and 1 for the friends there were ... Continue»
I was on cloud nine! I could never have imagined getting such a job so early in my career! Frankly, I did not believe I was even qualified for it, but god knows what the selectors saw in me, I was selected and today I was there on my first day in the new job. The boss welcomed me very warmly and invited for dinner at his home.
This was another surprise for me, but then, well, I was now in the senior management cadre! Probably one of the youngest ones! I decided to start my day by meeting my colleagues. And they were a not on
My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"
Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
Truth or Dare
February 7, 2016 Nerdgasm Stories, Steamy Erotic 1 Comment
TRUTH OR DARE
Matt had the biggest boner of his life. He was sitting in the living room with his friends Andy, Kate, and Stacey, and he was watching Kate give Stacey oral sex.
They’d all gone round to Andy’s place for a drinking session, and after an hour or so and several levels of inebriation, the night had turned into a game of truth or dare. It had started out light enough, with normal boring questions and silly dares, but had eventually turned more adult as the game went on and the drink... Continue»
Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.
Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.
It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
The day was not starting out very well for me. As I walked out to my car I found a note on the windshield from my girlfriend Sheila. In her note she said she was breaking up with me. She didn't give a reason, just that we were through and she was moving on. This upset me quite a bit and I couldn't imagine what could have possibly brought this on. In hopes of getting an answer and maybe setting things right again I jumped in my car and headed for her house. As I drove I tried to think it through, Sheila and I had been together for nearly a year, and we always did things together going out to ea... Continue»
This is a true story.
The day started early. She was going with her mother to take her father to his doctor's appointment in Clarksburg, which was a two hour drive. She was secretly pleased to go along with the long, boring, quiet trip there. The reason...the reason is because she was getting to meet up with her best friend. She hadn't seen him in a short while, which felt like forever to her. He always had a way of making things better, of making her smile when all she wanted to do was cry at times. He was someone she could trust completely. Finally after the ride they... Continue»
(This story about a man saving a girl's life and that girl repaying him seven years later after reconnecting with him.
Not: This is not a taboo story.)
It was seven years ago..
Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass bridge? No one except my dumb-ass would walk it!" It was also that same night I had my final fight wi... Continue»
(Mother-in-law fills a need)
Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.
I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)
Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."
He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN
This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
The other night i came home to find my wifes best friend sandy in the house with out my wife there. i though that was quite odd but not unsual for her to be there but not by herself. So i asked where my wife was oh she said she had to go to the grocery store to pick some stuff. I said oh okay no problem. I noticed that she had been drinking some wine. We started talking i asked her about her husband bill. She said oh hes at work like usual working long hours this time of year. I told her that sucks a wife like you he shouldnt be working long hours like that. He should be home with you. She blu... Continue»
Parents evening at my local Primary school is boring but educational and lets me find out how my sibling is doing. This particular evening my wife couldnt make it as she was working late so it was just me, I dropped my sibling off at a friends and I walked to school.
There was a few parents still around but i was the last one , No messing about with times. I know what time i have to be there and just wait for the last parent to leave.
Waited 20 minutes and had to go to the mens room. I was gone about 15 minutes to the other side of school. I finished and hurried out over the playground and ... Continue»
Call me a modern girl, I like sex, teasing, drinking, sex, men, more sex, and of course those facials, the dirty kind I blogged about earlier.
In the office the other day, I was greeted with a glass of champagne instead of my Espresso.
Dave, the copier guy snucked a bottle in, and as we stood in the small coffee room and poured me a second glass, he admitted he thought about me, behind his wife's back.
That should have sent my feminine alarm bells ringing, but strangely it made my morning pussy twitch, something most husbands know that females are partial to a morning shagging, 'I hop... Continue»
Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.
We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.
One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.
Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
It was around 11:00pm on May 10th 2012; also known as the kick-off of a all-time fantasy.
I was on Facebook and I recently got a message from a older friend of mine.
Her name was Mary(Not Using Real Names)and she said "Hey long time no talk." I replied saying
"Yeah I know right, what are you up to." "Not a damn thing," she said "I saw you were online and
wanted to see how have you been." At this point I had visions of her and her ass all of sudden.
I quickly had to adjust myself as my pants were becoming tighter. The conversation went on for about three hours, but within those three ho... Continue»