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My first time.

I have been thinking about writing this up for a couple of months now and have decided to share it.
I had never booked or hired an e****t before but had always wondered what it would be like to hire a person for sex. Also I thought it would be the only way at my age that I could get to have sex with a lady who I would normally consider to be “Out of my league”
Well, just before last Christmas I decided to go for it.
I signed up to an e****t site and looked for e****ts local to me. I was quite nervous and looked for a lady who had recent feedback. I selected a shortlist of three and contac... Continue»
Posted by z4driver 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4751  |  
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I Love my Job.

Little known fact. I happen to work in an adult store, yep, I sell dildos, vibes, porn, pipes and bongs for a living. The other night much like any other night i was working the closing shift as I always do, it gets slow in the middle of the week so i usually sit on my table chatting on here to pass the time. In walks this girl, brown hair and curvy. Wearing a very low cut shirt under her jacket. She looks around at the toys for a while then comes over to the counter where all the lube is kept in the glass display. I walk over on the other side of the counter and ask if she needed anything. "I... Continue»
Posted by smuttsy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4723  |  
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MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

I didn’t have sex for many days until my Uncle went to US.She used to be very free and I used to chat with her ,she invited me stay at her house because she is alone with her dauther I used to fantasy her and her daugther, she asked me to sl**p in her room as in other room her dauther used to study and sl**p .She used to see serials until 10.00pm and used to come into my room and sl**p.She is drop-dead gorgeous. 36-26-36, I swear it. 5′8″; smooth, fair skin; beautiful, long blond hair; good looking eyes . Once I saw her when she just came from ba... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4715  |  
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Hot Sexy Amanda

It was almost time to clock out when Amanda approached my cubicle “hey there”, now this girl only says hi or waves or simply ignores me… but today she is at my desk saying hello… “Hi” I replied, “wanna get a drink after work today?” WWHHOOOOAAAAA!!! Did she just ask me out for a drink?? She is THEE FINEST chic in the office, almost 5’8, bubble butt and a nice pair of tits, she could give a lot of models a run for their money, and did I say even the front of her pants looks pretty PHAT!! “Uh... yea... sure” I replied now horny as fuck “ok great… you’re driving Mr.” she said walking away, that a... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 6 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4707  |  
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My wifes best friend.

The other night i came home to find my wifes best friend sandy in the house with out my wife there. i though that was quite odd but not unsual for her to be there but not by herself. So i asked where my wife was oh she said she had to go to the grocery store to pick some stuff. I said oh okay no problem. I noticed that she had been drinking some wine. We started talking i asked her about her husband bill. She said oh hes at work like usual working long hours this time of year. I told her that sucks a wife like you he shouldnt be working long hours like that. He should be home with you. She blu... Continue»
Posted by joe6977 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4678  |  
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My first time :) The s****r3some

I still remember this as if it was yesterday.

Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Posted by andreu20 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4676  |  
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Caught my s****r masturbating- so gave her a speci

My parents were out of town for the week on a holiday to Paris so there was just me and my 2 little s****rs. I just came home from work and everything seemed a bit too quiet. I went to see where everyone was when I heard my s****r (the oldest daughter), Courtneey moaning with her room shut. Courtneey was 17 back at the time.

I pressed my ear against the door then it all went quiet. She quickly flung open the door and said "What do you want?". She was only wearing her leopard print bra and panties. I said "What are you doing in there?" She didn't say anything else, she just walked up to me... Continue»
Posted by Brodie666 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4675  |  
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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4676  |  
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After School Special

(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)

Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."

He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4666  |  
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Mother's Day Weekend Part One {True Story}

It was around 11:00pm on May 10th 2012; also known as the kick-off of a all-time fantasy.

I was on Facebook and I recently got a message from a older friend of mine.
Her name was Mary(Not Using Real Names)and she said "Hey long time no talk." I replied saying
"Yeah I know right, what are you up to." "Not a damn thing," she said "I saw you were online and
wanted to see how have you been." At this point I had visions of her and her ass all of sudden.
I quickly had to adjust myself as my pants were becoming tighter. The conversation went on for about three hours, but within those three ho... Continue»
Posted by 2Raw4u 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4656  |  
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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4636  |  
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The Dirty Game!

I still kinda get a boner when I write about this story...

It was the month of December. I had been very excited cuz my cousin s****r was coming, along with uncle and aunt that day to spend a couple of days with us. I was young then. Maybe 12 or so...so naturally the prospect of arrival of guests at our home made me feel really excited...

Finally they arrived at about seven in the morning. Uncle, aunt aunt and her. It had been so long since I had last seen them! My cousin seemed to have grown twice the size I had last seen her.

We spent the whole day playing, watching movies and havi... Continue»
Posted by aqua2 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4627  |  
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HOW I BECOME A GAY

Hi everyone i liked your story,so i am also going share my experience with u

This happened when i was preparing for my drama on my school day as a women in a HIJAB,to tell about me i am a medium color guy with average body with semi breast ,the make up man Mr.lalu,first he told remove the shirt, i was little bit shy any way i removed , he dressed me, after dressing he took me to the mirror. i cant believe my eyes i was really a women in that black hijab. showing my smooth hip and lalu stared at me seeing my female body. he starting to touch my breast from back he squeezed it hard and it was... Continue»
Posted by BADMAN28 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4608  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4608  |  
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Best friends

I was meeting my friend after soccer practise. We were 17. I was the shy slightly geeky one and he was the jock. I loved hanging out with him. He was always so much fun and never treated me like the other guys that were the popular jocks. He always listened to me even though I was very soft spoken. We could talk for hours about movies, books, videogames and pretty much everything. I met him outside the field and he asked if it would be alright if we swung by his house. He'd like to shower and freshen up. I waited in his bedroom sitting on the side of the bed. I never been in his bedroom before... Continue»
Posted by honeyboycdlover 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4578  |  
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Story behind the "Caught fucking and sucking

I uploaded a two part video that happened in Phoenix Dec 27. As you guys know I visit the Phoenix office atleast once per month. This past Saturday 12/27/14 I was at a local bar. I would disclose the bar name however last time I shared a location we had 2x as many guys at it and the same amount of women. I guess only guys read my stories lol. This is the majority of the conversation some small talk of course is not recounted. Enjoy and watch both of the videos Part 1 Caught fucking milf in parking lot and part 2

Anyway A milf was seated next to me and we made small talk as we watched ... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 4 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4558  |  
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I fucked my girlfriends mom :)

ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4533  |  
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where it started for kiran

Three months into my marriage, living at my in-laws. I’d awake in the middle of the nights to a stirring inside me. It was building up, my pussy began to get very moist and glistened wet in the dim light of my room. All I felt I wanted was to have my pussy used and fucked well.

I have been waking up like this in the middle of the night for two weeks now. Since I’ve got married I can't explain it other then maybe losing my virginity has released a sex crazed monster within me. I feel the need to be fucked, rough and hard. My hand goes straight to my pussy every night I wake thinking about i... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4531  |  
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Judy from Golds Gym

Judy from Gold's Gym (Part 1)

Hi all,
My name is Jake. I am 25 years old, and have never had any interest
in women that are "Grannies". They just never turned me on.
I actually engrossed myself in my work in materials management for a
manufacturing company, and never really had time for a long term
relationship. However, I met Judy while working out at my local Gold's
Gym, and she changed my thoughts on older women. This story is
about the relationship I had with her while I worked that job.
I worked down the street from this Gold's Gym that was pretty plain.
It seeme... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4529  |  
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A Mother-In-Law's Valentine

(Mother-in-law fills a need)

Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4535  |  
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