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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4572  |  
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where it started for kiran

Three months into my marriage, living at my in-laws. I’d awake in the middle of the nights to a stirring inside me. It was building up, my pussy began to get very moist and glistened wet in the dim light of my room. All I felt I wanted was to have my pussy used and fucked well.

I have been waking up like this in the middle of the night for two weeks now. Since I’ve got married I can't explain it other then maybe losing my virginity has released a sex crazed monster within me. I feel the need to be fucked, rough and hard. My hand goes straight to my pussy every night I wake thinking about i... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4529  |  
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Judy from Golds Gym

Judy from Gold's Gym (Part 1)

Hi all,
My name is Jake. I am 25 years old, and have never had any interest
in women that are "Grannies". They just never turned me on.
I actually engrossed myself in my work in materials management for a
manufacturing company, and never really had time for a long term
relationship. However, I met Judy while working out at my local Gold's
Gym, and she changed my thoughts on older women. This story is
about the relationship I had with her while I worked that job.
I worked down the street from this Gold's Gym that was pretty plain.
It seeme... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4519  |  
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First day as a highschool senior

My name is John and I live in Australia this took place in year 11 and is a true story.

I was looking forward to going back to school and getting back to seeing friends and playing rugby again. I was also looking forward to seeing some of the girls and some of the new girls in the school. So in the morning I left home and walked to school and saw some gorgeous girls walking to my school and the all girls school up the road a bit further. As I got to the front gate I was met by a group of friends and as we were talking I saw a blonde girl walking past and got a good look at her figure. She m... Continue»
Posted by JTpup 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4497  |  
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I fucked my girlfriends mom :)

ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4485  |  
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Old Man Neighbor

I've lived in the same apartment building for many years now and have had this neighbor of mine living here for as long as I can remember. He is in his late 60s, possibly early 70s. Now that I am older and have experienced my fun with an older man (Henry - from previous stories) I am now finding my neighbor to be more attractive.

From time to time, we will meet in the lobby or elevator and have small talk ranging from the weather, the news to weekend plans. On occasion he will ask me if I am going out with any women or getting some pussy on the weekends. I sometimes let him in on stories I ... Continue»
Posted by bigdong6969 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4447  |  
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Movie Theater Surprise (Fiction)

Rob was 11, and was sitting in a seat just inside the theater, watching people come in. He was looking for a boy alone, about his b*****r's age, 13. He wanted a cute one, thin and good looking, one who would sit alone. Rob had finally decided to act on what he had wanted to do for a long time. A couple of months ago, he had walked into his older b*****r's room while he was masturbating. Rob didn't know at the time what his b*****r was doing, but he was fascinated. He had seen his b*****r naked many times, but his penis had always been small and limp. Rob was always interested in his peni... Continue»
Posted by 1superhornyguy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4443  |  
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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 11 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4449  |  
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My First Pussy Pumping Experience

The vagina is a powerful thing, and pumping mine is an amazing feeling. People always ask me what it feels like and why I do it. Oh, there are many reasons.
The first time I ever saw a pumped pussy was last year, while browsing online, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was gigantic, obscene - and a massive turn-on. I knew I just had to try this for myself. I immediately rushed into the kitchen, got some boiling water and used it to heat the inside of an empty glass jar. Next I hastily slathered some lubricant over the smooth mound of my pussy before emptying the jar of water and clamping it... Continue»
Posted by pinkpumper 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4424  |  
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Cheating Husband????

For the first time in many years I was able to leave work early. “Wine, bath… order some food for my husband and cuddle” that’s all that was on my mind. When I got home there was a car in my driveway I had never seen before, the garage was left open. I panicked a little and honestly thought about calling the cops, but I walked in anyway. As soon as I walked I could hear the sound of a woman inside, sounded like she was moaning loudly. I followed the noise to the guest room, I could not believe it, she was on top of him riding his…. My dick… No words came out of my mouth so I pulled out my cell... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4416  |  
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My wifes best friend.

The other night i came home to find my wifes best friend sandy in the house with out my wife there. i though that was quite odd but not unsual for her to be there but not by herself. So i asked where my wife was oh she said she had to go to the grocery store to pick some stuff. I said oh okay no problem. I noticed that she had been drinking some wine. We started talking i asked her about her husband bill. She said oh hes at work like usual working long hours this time of year. I told her that sucks a wife like you he shouldnt be working long hours like that. He should be home with you. She blu... Continue»
Posted by joe6977 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4385  |  
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I Just Fucked a Virgin

My wife and I had another one of our legendary fights and I decided to just go stay at a hotel for the night and just relax. The clerk stared at me kind of funny when I went to check in at 9pm and didn't have any ID. I explained to him the fight with my wife and how I'd left my wallet at home and the story about my emergency cash stash in the car and, with a $100 tip, I soon had a no-questions-asked room with double queens.

After dropping off my bag I went down to the restaurant and got in a quick bite. I had a rum & cola with the dinner that I didn't even touch so I just took it back to t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4379  |  
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Who is the Cuckold Now


Melanie was a woman with a plan.

She had already achieved the first part of the plan by marrying Rod. You see Rod is incredibly rich! Just how wealthy she did not know but he had houses or condos in California, New York and Florida. He had servants, cars, and a jet. Yes he is wealthy beyond most people’s imaginations.

Melanie was poor and had been working as an erotic dancer when Rod had come in one night. For what Melanie lacked in money was offset by her sexy looks and her ability to sexually please others.

There was only... Continue»
Posted by mooremike 18 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4348  |  
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A Mother-In-Law's Valentine

(Mother-in-law fills a need)

Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4334  |  
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Story behind the "Caught fucking and sucking

I uploaded a two part video that happened in Phoenix Dec 27. As you guys know I visit the Phoenix office atleast once per month. This past Saturday 12/27/14 I was at a local bar. I would disclose the bar name however last time I shared a location we had 2x as many guys at it and the same amount of women. I guess only guys read my stories lol. This is the majority of the conversation some small talk of course is not recounted. Enjoy and watch both of the videos Part 1 Caught fucking milf in parking lot and part 2

Anyway A milf was seated next to me and we made small talk as we watched ... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 1 month ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4312  |  
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A quick blow before my mom comes back

Sorry for being MIA recently, my mom is back and hadnt had that much time to do by fun stuff );

My mom just came back from LA and things had been hectic. Although she doesn't know what had happen between the guys in the house and I is it a good thing. My dad and my b*****rs had to resists their urges.

So im going to start it off where my mom went to go make food for dinner, my older b*****r and I were in the living room and he gave me a smile that hinted me to do a quick blow for him.

When my mom went into the kitchen, I quickly ran and sat next to my b*****r, giving no time t... Continue»
Posted by GiannaEvansSlut 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 4217  |  
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When I worked at the womens prison.

When I was 25, I got my CNA liscence. I got hired on with a temp agency,and I was assigned to work at the local correctional facility for women.My first day I was given the nick name "Busy Bone", cause I'm light skinned,had super long hair at the time,and I talk fast. My job was easy, too easy all I had to do was take bl**d preaasure so I always asked my boss Carl." Is there anything else I can do to kill time around here, cause if I'm not moving.The clocks not moving, so he put me in charge of supply inventory among the diffrent units.Kool, the first time I stepped into the yard. I swear to M... Continue»
Posted by skylarmccloud 10 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4182  |  
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A Trip To The Mall Proves Messy

I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4165  |  
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My Second Girlfriend, A True Story


My Second Girlfriend, A True Story

This is a true story about the second girlfriend I ever had, and the first time we fucked.
My cock was rock hard in my pants as I drove to her house. We had been dating a few weeks now. A chance encounter had led to a friendship, which had led to soft kisses, which had progressed to frenching, which had progressed to me getting to feel and eventually see her soft 34C breasts, which had progressed to her inviting me to her house for what I hoped would soon be an escalation of our sexual adventure.

Amy was a cute, medium height, straight-haired blonde... Continue»
Posted by Tommie_tomm2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4156  |  
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Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way

Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way
This is the second story that I’ve written for the “X” and I hope you all like it as much as the first one. Again, I attest that this is a true story, so help me, and I am not making this up. It happened a while ago before we became full time swingers, and were just finding our way into this wonderful lifestyle.
Joanie and I had talked many times about taking our sex life to the next level. This time Joanie actually produced the stones to do something about it. She always was the one that pushed the sex farther each time we moved it forward. I’m talking... Continue»
Posted by Illuvembig 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4149  |  
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