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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4469  |  
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Movie Theater Surprise (Fiction)

Rob was 11, and was sitting in a seat just inside the theater, watching people come in. He was looking for a boy alone, about his b*****r's age, 13. He wanted a cute one, thin and good looking, one who would sit alone. Rob had finally decided to act on what he had wanted to do for a long time. A couple of months ago, he had walked into his older b*****r's room while he was masturbating. Rob didn't know at the time what his b*****r was doing, but he was fascinated. He had seen his b*****r naked many times, but his penis had always been small and limp. Rob was always interested in his peni... Continue»
Posted by 1superhornyguy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4445  |  
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My wifes best friend.

The other night i came home to find my wifes best friend sandy in the house with out my wife there. i though that was quite odd but not unsual for her to be there but not by herself. So i asked where my wife was oh she said she had to go to the grocery store to pick some stuff. I said oh okay no problem. I noticed that she had been drinking some wine. We started talking i asked her about her husband bill. She said oh hes at work like usual working long hours this time of year. I told her that sucks a wife like you he shouldnt be working long hours like that. He should be home with you. She blu... Continue»
Posted by joe6977 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4442  |  
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Old Man Neighbor

I've lived in the same apartment building for many years now and have had this neighbor of mine living here for as long as I can remember. He is in his late 60s, possibly early 70s. Now that I am older and have experienced my fun with an older man (Henry - from previous stories) I am now finding my neighbor to be more attractive.

From time to time, we will meet in the lobby or elevator and have small talk ranging from the weather, the news to weekend plans. On occasion he will ask me if I am going out with any women or getting some pussy on the weekends. I sometimes let him in on stories I ... Continue»
Posted by bigdong6969 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4436  |  
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Cheating Husband????

For the first time in many years I was able to leave work early. “Wine, bath… order some food for my husband and cuddle” that’s all that was on my mind. When I got home there was a car in my driveway I had never seen before, the garage was left open. I panicked a little and honestly thought about calling the cops, but I walked in anyway. As soon as I walked I could hear the sound of a woman inside, sounded like she was moaning loudly. I followed the noise to the guest room, I could not believe it, she was on top of him riding his…. My dick… No words came out of my mouth so I pulled out my cell... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4411  |  
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My First Pussy Pumping Experience

The vagina is a powerful thing, and pumping mine is an amazing feeling. People always ask me what it feels like and why I do it. Oh, there are many reasons.
The first time I ever saw a pumped pussy was last year, while browsing online, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was gigantic, obscene - and a massive turn-on. I knew I just had to try this for myself. I immediately rushed into the kitchen, got some boiling water and used it to heat the inside of an empty glass jar. Next I hastily slathered some lubricant over the smooth mound of my pussy before emptying the jar of water and clamping it... Continue»
Posted by pinkpumper 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4410  |  
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First Time Watching My Wife Get Fucked

I have always been a very horny guy. My wife on the other hand is fairly reserved, although she loves getting her pussy licked and really gets into it once she is hot. I have always been a little kinky and kept pushing my wife to be more ad.

Last month I finally talked her into going to an adult bookstore with me in Louisville. She had never been to one and was embarrassed but i finally convinced her to try it.

We arrived at the bookstore and began to look at the video's and toys. There were a couple of young guys in there and they were eyeing my wife. She got embarrassed and said she wa... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4387  |  
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I Just Fucked a Virgin

My wife and I had another one of our legendary fights and I decided to just go stay at a hotel for the night and just relax. The clerk stared at me kind of funny when I went to check in at 9pm and didn't have any ID. I explained to him the fight with my wife and how I'd left my wallet at home and the story about my emergency cash stash in the car and, with a $100 tip, I soon had a no-questions-asked room with double queens.

After dropping off my bag I went down to the restaurant and got in a quick bite. I had a rum & cola with the dinner that I didn't even touch so I just took it back to t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4384  |  
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Meri choot ki aag mere bhai ne bujhayi

Meri choot ki aag mere bhai ne bujhayi
Meri choot ki aag mere bhai ne bujhayi
mera naam kiran hai me 35 saal ki saadi suda mahila hoon,me madhy pradesh ke ek chhote se

shahar ki rahne waali hoon ,mere priwaar me, me ,mere pati 42saal,mera beta 12 saal aur beti 15 ki hai,

mere pati job karte hai, unhen 8 saal se dame ki bimaari hai es karan thoda sa bhi saririk kaam karne se

unki saanse ukhadne lagti hai ese karan pichle 8 saalo se me sex ka sukh nahi le paayi aab to sex ki

ikchayen bhi mar si gyi hai ..lekin mera badan aabhi bhi bahut sexy dikhta hai bilkul jaya prada ki tarah
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Posted by sweet1003 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4373

ROAD SERVICED

So I get a call from Patricia I know it her because when I answered the phone I heard high pitched screaming in Chinese she lapses into Chinese when shes upset when I get her to calm down and speak English it seems shes stuck somewhere with a flat tire way out in the middle of nowhere you were visiting some relatives in Colorado and on the way back the car began acting funny next thing you know your on the side of the road with a flat so its Billy to the rescue I find your location on my GPS and take off to find you and a while later there you are looking a little disheveled on the side of the... Continue»
Posted by laceysgirl 16 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4245  |  
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A quick blow before my mom comes back

Sorry for being MIA recently, my mom is back and hadnt had that much time to do by fun stuff );

My mom just came back from LA and things had been hectic. Although she doesn't know what had happen between the guys in the house and I is it a good thing. My dad and my b*****rs had to resists their urges.

So im going to start it off where my mom went to go make food for dinner, my older b*****r and I were in the living room and he gave me a smile that hinted me to do a quick blow for him.

When my mom went into the kitchen, I quickly ran and sat next to my b*****r, giving no time t... Continue»
Posted by GiannaEvansSlut 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 4218  |  
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Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way

Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way
This is the second story that I’ve written for the “X” and I hope you all like it as much as the first one. Again, I attest that this is a true story, so help me, and I am not making this up. It happened a while ago before we became full time swingers, and were just finding our way into this wonderful lifestyle.
Joanie and I had talked many times about taking our sex life to the next level. This time Joanie actually produced the stones to do something about it. She always was the one that pushed the sex farther each time we moved it forward. I’m talking... Continue»
Posted by Illuvembig 12 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 4199  |  
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When I worked at the womens prison.

When I was 25, I got my CNA liscence. I got hired on with a temp agency,and I was assigned to work at the local correctional facility for women.My first day I was given the nick name "Busy Bone", cause I'm light skinned,had super long hair at the time,and I talk fast. My job was easy, too easy all I had to do was take bl**d preaasure so I always asked my boss Carl." Is there anything else I can do to kill time around here, cause if I'm not moving.The clocks not moving, so he put me in charge of supply inventory among the diffrent units.Kool, the first time I stepped into the yard. I swear to M... Continue»
Posted by skylarmccloud 9 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4189  |  
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My Second Girlfriend, A True Story


My Second Girlfriend, A True Story

This is a true story about the second girlfriend I ever had, and the first time we fucked.
My cock was rock hard in my pants as I drove to her house. We had been dating a few weeks now. A chance encounter had led to a friendship, which had led to soft kisses, which had progressed to frenching, which had progressed to me getting to feel and eventually see her soft 34C breasts, which had progressed to her inviting me to her house for what I hoped would soon be an escalation of our sexual adventure.

Amy was a cute, medium height, straight-haired blonde... Continue»
Posted by Tommie_tomm2 11 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4172  |  
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A Trip To The Mall Proves Messy

I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4160  |  
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Fist visit to my sexy new female doctor

Yesterday I went to the doctor because i felt like i was peeing too much, i'm sitting in the waiting room and the doctor calls me, and she is the hottest woman i have ever seen. Late 20s/early 30s, gorgeous middle-eastern face, nice curvy lips, big dark eyes. She's very friendly with a thick Persian accent which i find very sexy. i explained to her my situation, and then she asked if i was sexually active, and i said no a bit too quickly, and she looked surprised for a second. She got me to pee in a jar, dipped the testing strip, and came over to show me the results. She got me to hold one end... Continue»
Posted by wet20 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 4143  |  
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Perversion

This was not written by me, but would love to share it with you and the story is all fiction.

I was out on a jog one day, and I was running my usual route. I saw a school bus pull over and a young boy got out of the bus with a back pack on. He started walking down the sidewalk. I didn’t pay much mind, until I saw him turn into the woods. I became curious on why he would go into those woods all by himself.

I decided to follow him. I walked into the woods and I saw him up ahead. I followed at a good distance being careful to always stay hidden in case he looked back. I saw him stop, and I... Continue»
Posted by si1973 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4138  |  
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MY WIFE BECAME PART OF THE DEAL

THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.

MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL

My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,

You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4122  |  
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Orgy party with sis

I wake up groggy in the morning of saturday. My parents left early for a full day work. As, I wake up I notice my big s****r watching me as I stand up naked. I wear some clothes and walk out she asks me if i want to go to a private party with her. I agreed a party can't be harmless I thought. As, I waited for the party to begin I rubbed my rock hard dick to soother it. Soon, Katie,Josh, Jasmine, Krystal comes. I instantly blush when I see Krystal why because she is super hot. As, they greet us my s****r says let us begin. I was curious of what games we were going to play as she explains the co... Continue»
Posted by brianyang 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4119  |  
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THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER

THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER

It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.

Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
Posted by chrish24 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4123  |  
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