Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 8
I've lived in the same apartment building for many years now and have had this neighbor of mine living here for as long as I can remember. He is in his late 60s, possibly early 70s. Now that I am older and have experienced my fun with an older man (Henry - from previous stories) I am now finding my neighbor to be more attractive.
From time to time, we will meet in the lobby or elevator and have small talk ranging from the weather, the news to weekend plans. On occasion he will ask me if I am going out with any women or getting some pussy on the weekends. I sometimes let him in on stories I ... Continue»
The other night i came home to find my wifes best friend sandy in the house with out my wife there. i though that was quite odd but not unsual for her to be there but not by herself. So i asked where my wife was oh she said she had to go to the grocery store to pick some stuff. I said oh okay no problem. I noticed that she had been drinking some wine. We started talking i asked her about her husband bill. She said oh hes at work like usual working long hours this time of year. I told her that sucks a wife like you he shouldnt be working long hours like that. He should be home with you. She blu... Continue»
When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
My wife and I had another one of our legendary fights and I decided to just go stay at a hotel for the night and just relax. The clerk stared at me kind of funny when I went to check in at 9pm and didn't have any ID. I explained to him the fight with my wife and how I'd left my wallet at home and the story about my emergency cash stash in the car and, with a $100 tip, I soon had a no-questions-asked room with double queens.
After dropping off my bag I went down to the restaurant and got in a quick bite. I had a rum & cola with the dinner that I didn't even touch so I just took it back to t... Continue»
My first time dressed as a girl (This is a true story, the conversations in it are only as accurate as my memory can supply, as this happened Thirty years ago)
When I was s*******n I was dating a girl from the local college. I lived in a medium sized college town in a western state and it was 1983. It was Halloween weekend and we were both drinking some wine coolers she’d bought, the drinking age was eighteen at the time and she was nineteen, and smoking some pot I had brought over. We had planned on going to a party at a local frat house but it had gotten cancelled because the police had ra... Continue»
I have always been a very horny guy. My wife on the other hand is fairly reserved, although she loves getting her pussy licked and really gets into it once she is hot. I have always been a little kinky and kept pushing my wife to be more ad.
Last month I finally talked her into going to an adult bookstore with me in Louisville. She had never been to one and was embarrassed but i finally convinced her to try it.
We arrived at the bookstore and began to look at the video's and toys. There were a couple of young guys in there and they were eyeing my wife. She got embarrassed and said she wa... Continue»
I couldn't believe I had just taken a long set on the treadmill. My head felt like it was swimming, I was dizzy, I was not used to it at all in any way!
Stumbling at the gym I barely hit the off button when I ended up falling back and into a strong pair of arms.
"Whoa, buddy!" he cried as I felt his upper bod against mine.
"Yeah... it's just I can't believe that."
"It's alright. I think you should check with a doctor you shouldn't be running on something if you can't handle such a machine."
I heard little snickers of the 'roid infested men who went by. Didn't care 'bout them though.... Continue»
Sorry for being MIA recently, my mom is back and hadnt had that much time to do by fun stuff );
My mom just came back from LA and things had been hectic. Although she doesn't know what had happen between the guys in the house and I is it a good thing. My dad and my b*****rs had to resists their urges.
So im going to start it off where my mom went to go make food for dinner, my older b*****r and I were in the living room and he gave me a smile that hinted me to do a quick blow for him.
When my mom went into the kitchen, I quickly ran and sat next to my b*****r, giving no time t... Continue»
When I was 25, I got my CNA liscence. I got hired on with a temp agency,and I was assigned to work at the local correctional facility for women.My first day I was given the nick name "Busy Bone", cause I'm light skinned,had super long hair at the time,and I talk fast. My job was easy, too easy all I had to do was take bl**d preaasure so I always asked my boss Carl." Is there anything else I can do to kill time around here, cause if I'm not moving.The clocks not moving, so he put me in charge of supply inventory among the diffrent units.Kool, the first time I stepped into the yard. I swear to M... Continue»
This episode relates to the time when my father and father-in-law had expired. In the meanwhile, that is before they expired, I had fucked both my mother and mother-in-law. Time elapsed and then one day, after both my father and FIL had expired, I thought since I have fucked my mother & MIL individually and separately, why not fuck them together.
The problem was how. Well, I knew my MIL was a religious-minded lady and frequently visited places of worship & pilgrimage. So, I said to myself let me begin by asking my MIL to allow
I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
This was not written by me, but would love to share it with you and the story is all fiction.
I was out on a jog one day, and I was running my usual route. I saw a school bus pull over and a young boy got out of the bus with a back pack on. He started walking down the sidewalk. I didn’t pay much mind, until I saw him turn into the woods. I became curious on why he would go into those woods all by himself.
I decided to follow him. I walked into the woods and I saw him up ahead. I followed at a good distance being careful to always stay hidden in case he looked back. I saw him stop, and I... Continue»
Yesterday I went to the doctor because i felt like i was peeing too much, i'm sitting in the waiting room and the doctor calls me, and she is the hottest woman i have ever seen. Late 20s/early 30s, gorgeous middle-eastern face, nice curvy lips, big dark eyes. She's very friendly with a thick Persian accent which i find very sexy. i explained to her my situation, and then she asked if i was sexually active, and i said no a bit too quickly, and she looked surprised for a second. She got me to pee in a jar, dipped the testing strip, and came over to show me the results. She got me to hold one end... Continue»
THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.
MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL
My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,
You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
I wake up groggy in the morning of saturday. My parents left early for a full day work. As, I wake up I notice my big s****r watching me as I stand up naked. I wear some clothes and walk out she asks me if i want to go to a private party with her. I agreed a party can't be harmless I thought. As, I waited for the party to begin I rubbed my rock hard dick to soother it. Soon, Katie,Josh, Jasmine, Krystal comes. I instantly blush when I see Krystal why because she is super hot. As, they greet us my s****r says let us begin. I was curious of what games we were going to play as she explains the co... Continue»
THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER
It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.
Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
(Mother-in-law fills a need)
Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way
This is the second story that I’ve written for the “X” and I hope you all like it as much as the first one. Again, I attest that this is a true story, so help me, and I am not making this up. It happened a while ago before we became full time swingers, and were just finding our way into this wonderful lifestyle.
Joanie and I had talked many times about taking our sex life to the next level. This time Joanie actually produced the stones to do something about it. She always was the one that pushed the sex farther each time we moved it forward. I’m talking... Continue»
When I was done with my Air f***e boot camp, right out of high school, I was sent to a tech school in Texas. I was in my motel room one night, laying naked on the bed, and heard a couple come in. Just remember that I was down there for 18 weeks with out having any sex. So any ways I heard a couple come in and I was half asl**p and I heard the woman in the room next to me moaning and I got so hard I listened to them and then she said to her hubby you are so d***k. Then I heard the door open and then I got up to see if it was her or him and it was her so I put on my shorts and went out in th... Continue»
Halley was walking into her house. It was her birthday and she was finally 18. Her long brown hair was falling around her shoulders. Her step dad, Daniel, was sitting at the table. His name was Daniel, and he had been married to haileys mom for two years.
"Hey baby girl!" Daniel smiled, standing from his seat and opening his arms to give his beautiful step daughter a hug.
"Hi Daniel!" She smiled, wrapping her arms around him, her dress sliding up from the friction between their bodies,
"Happy birthday, you are finally 18!" He beam... Continue»