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High Class breeding has never changed.

I sat looking around the room, people were talking, some louder than most, a mixture of noise and laughter, and amongst it all I sat bored out of my skull.

I was tipsy and felt in need of a good fuck, a room full of cock and cunt desperate to mate once the talking stopped.

I hiked my hemline a tad higher on my stockinged legs, may as well get in there first, better to have a shag with guy still capable to get it up, than wait for some piss-pot with 'Brewers droop', lying on top of you.

The last time I went to one of these events I finished up going out to get relieved, asking the vale... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3921  |  
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My Second Girlfriend, A True Story


My Second Girlfriend, A True Story

This is a true story about the second girlfriend I ever had, and the first time we fucked.
My cock was rock hard in my pants as I drove to her house. We had been dating a few weeks now. A chance encounter had led to a friendship, which had led to soft kisses, which had progressed to frenching, which had progressed to me getting to feel and eventually see her soft 34C breasts, which had progressed to her inviting me to her house for what I hoped would soon be an escalation of our sexual adventure.

Amy was a cute, medium height, straight-haired blonde... Continue»
Posted by Tommie_tomm2 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3893  |  
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In the Office

Sally had hung her jacket up when she had first come into the office. That left her in her matching skirt, grey with a faint pinstripe that went with her blouse. Earlier she had pulled out one of the upper desk drawers and cushioned it with a throw pillow from the couch and had sat back in the reclining chair. She propped her legs in their dark grey heels and light grey stockings on the edge of the drawer. She lifted one leg and examined it critically. Ankle, still trim, calf shapely, thigh smooth and showing the results of a near daily regimen at the gym. She lowered that leg and examined the... Continue»
Posted by Irish-Sally 10 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3885  |  
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Bath time

Had long stressful day today so instead of my usual quick shower I decided to run a nice hot bubble bath.
The water was quite hot and it got very steamy in my small bathroom but it was too cold outside to open a window and since there was nobody home I just left the door slightly ajar.
I was about 5mins into a nice soak when I heard the front door open and my younger b*o come in with one of his pals from football.
I heard them head straight for the kitchen so didnt bother closing the door to the bathroom.
After another few mins I heard some1 come up the stairs..I was about to jump up and ... Continue»
Posted by privacydub 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 3874  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom


Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom
by Sniper32

One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went down
stairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living room
to watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found his
mother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was the
neighborhood d***k. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3
times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was this
morning she was past out wearing nothing but her bathrobe, which had fallen
open duri... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3855  |  
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An SMS That Changed My Life



I was late for the office that day, in fact, I was late every day!I took my laptop bag and was rushing towards my car. Suddenly, my wife’s cell phone had a message alert that I didn’t care much about. I just said bye to her and zoomed away to the office.

I was stopped by the routine traffic and signals, and in fact, one signal was really more than 2 minutes! Suddenly, my thoughts went around the message alert and started thinking who could that be and just wanted to check it out of curiosity and rang my wife. For a surpris
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Posted by swathi3 6 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3845  |  
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My first Woman in Bed, my Neighbour



This is my story of my first intimate relation with neighbour aunty a the age of 18 when i was doing my graduation in Vizag.Her name is kala. she had one small k**, the women in the above pic is kala only. that was clicked when our families went to agra together.she is fair and young but her age is 30.Though i call her aunt,she doesn’t look like that but looks like a hot 25 years lady because of her well maintained physic.Yes i can tell her physic as 34-24-34 isn’t that sexy enough for a 30 year old lady who is always d****d in ... Continue»
Posted by shankar07 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3837  |  
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My girlfriends mother

My girlfriend’s mother

You have all read stories about girlfriend’s mothers and mothers in law etc. well here is another that tells the tale of a lady who later became my mother in law for the selfish reason that I enjoyed the close relationship with both her and her s****rs as well as the girlfriend who later became my wife.

I had been going out with Gillian for about 2 months when her father ran off with his girlfriend and set up home on the south coast of England, wife and daughter were devastated, I couldn’t understand it because Ruth, Gillian’s mother was a fabulous looking woman, g... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3837  |  
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

I was taking a shower one day.
Suddenly my at that time 2 year old son came into the bathroom and he had wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so i ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that i had copies made and included one with each of the Christmas cards that year.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that i take a closer look.

Puzzled, i stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, i had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing... Continue»
Posted by Maggan1964 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3833  |  
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Teenage Girl Loses Her Virginity at a Party

Snuck out of parents house a week before my 15th birthday. 1988. Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep, the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath, and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan. Was pretty fucking cute. Was being very brave because I hung out with punks, losers, dorks and retards but I really wanted to lose my virginity to a boy based solely on his looks, since I couldn't find one who was worth my time, and I was fucking horny living among all those pl... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3811  |  
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First time I saw a penis

When I was in seventh grade, a f****y moved in next door. Their son was one grade ahead of me. We lived in a rural place where there were not a lot of people around. I didn't have any b*****rs or s****rs, and he didn't either, so we became best friends.

One summer day, Tommy called me because he was home alone. His parents had to take a trip to a place 100 miles away. It was for grown-up business and he would have been bored so he did not go. He asked me to come over. So I did.

We talked for awhile, and then he asked me if I could keep a secret. I said yes, and he told me that he had a s... Continue»
Posted by kbking70 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3803  |  
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SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3742  |  
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The Perfect Game

(The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)

When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game.

There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who will back my claim.

I never chose to share it, rather saving it for my own purposes, but now you will learn the secret that worked so well, so many times for yours truly. It started with a couple of friends, and was refined under use many times and I can proudly state that nine times out... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3702  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah is flauting it all, aga

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask Sarah about how much she loves to be watched while she’s having sex? No? Well ask her about this:


Sarah and I were on holiday, in a small villa. It was nice but there was another villa alongside it, so the garden and pool weren’t private. That didn’t stop Sarah lying topless in the garden, though, her nice firm tits on show, should anyone be staying in the villa next door and to be in one of the upstairs rooms.

We were lying on sun-beds, by the pool. I’d bought a new camera and was reading through the instruction book to find out ho... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3683  |  
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My s****r friend.

This is a short story about my first sexual experience. Happened when I was 15.

My s****r was the year above me at school. She was one of the popular ones mainly because everyone wanted to fuck her, which most of my mates liked to remind me as often as they could. Didn't feel that way myself, but that did mean she had some hot mates.
One of them was Susan, she had long brown hair, nice smile and hazel eyes that could gave a suggestive dirty wink.

Susan and my s****r were working on a school assignment over a weekend. So it was agreed that Susan would stay the weekend. This was the fi... Continue»
Posted by alleno1980 11 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3678  |  
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Fucking my Roomate

Fucking my Roomate
Part 1

I was 22 and I remember it was the day before my roommate's birthday. For the sake of the story let's call her Hillary. She is a lesbian (but I had heard stories of her fucking guys a couple of times). Good looking, great body (she was really athletic), and an admitted slut. But I had known her for so long it wasn't really a big deal. I did my thing, she did hers, and I never really thought about fucking her because she always talked about how sex with guys was "gross" that I guess I put a wall up. Besides I was more interested in girls I actually thought I had ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3671  |  
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2 Moms, 2 Sons, 1 Hot Night



Recently, I was reminiscing with my mother about "That Summer."

"What do you remember most?" I asked her.

"Only everything!" she replied.

"Yeah," I said. " It's hard to forget those things."

"As I recall," mom said with raised eyebrows, "those 'things' were 'hard' a lot!"

I get hard just thinking of that incredible summer; when I lost my virginity with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin.

When I was thirteen years-old, the summer after seventh grade, m
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Posted by bava12 3 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3664  |  
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Playing With Mommy

My name is Ashley and I live with my mom Kayla in a smallish apartment in a small town. When my dad left my mom I think it was harder for her then me I think because I just found things to focus on and even when he was around he really didn't pay much attention to me anyways. Mom tried dating again but after awhile I guess that she had realized she lost her trust in all men and would tell me how she was going to spend her time with me now helping me when I needed it and that we could have fun together going on vacations and stuff. I definitely have my moms looks which I feel blessed to have be... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3649  |  
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My Oral Cherry

It early Saturday afternoon and I was going to the school pool for a training session with the school swim team. We were in training for a competition against another school from another city. We had never beaten them before and were really trying hard this time.
I got there early as I wanted to laze around in the pool before we got in to it.
When I got there the door was open but nobody seemed to be around. I got changed and lay in the sun.
I had been there for maybe 10 minutes when the swimming coach (who was also my English teacher) walked over and told me to get off my arse and do a slo... Continue»
Posted by Shyboy02 5 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3624  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3626  |  
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