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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK 3

It had been nearly two months since I had sex with Andrew my now ex baby sitter and boy was I missing him well his cock that is,
The day he came and told me he was now leaving I managed to give him a blow job in the garage while my husband was in the garden with the k**’s I would have fucked him there and then if it wasn’t for the fact we might get caught,
Still he was happy and I had something off him to keep me going,
I can still feel and taste him cum today,

My husband has been at home for the last two months and so he has kept me topped up with sex don’t get me wrong he’s a great lo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 8 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Dentist Put Her Under and Put It in Her

"It's a wreck, is what it is," Tommy Cordova half mumbled through the gauze of the surgical mask, his face bent closely to Kate's face, the polished steel mirror working to varying angles in her mouth.

I heard Kate stifle a sob, her right eye doing a minute tic towards where I stood, arms crossed, sagged in the corner of the exam room.

Tommy straightened up after another moment and slipped the magnified safety glasses off his face. "Two molars are shot. The one furthest back looks okay."

"I don't want 'em pulled," Kate mumbled, lifting up in the dental chair just a bit.

"Gotta come... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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18th Birthday present

So this story happend on my friends cousins 18th birthday we were both 18 and she was just turning 18.So one day we about a week before her party she had invited everyone fron her class her and her cousins and me I didnt know her to well so I thought it kind of weird she invited me so I went because I really didnt have any thing to do. So the day of her party had came and we left about 6:30pm and got to there house we had Ice cream and cake and hung and then all of the older k**s ended up going to a hotel party.

Her parents had got 2 rooms 1 for the f****y and 1 for the friends there were ... Continue»
Posted by bigblackcock99 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Blondie/Dennis The Menace: The New Babysitter

Blondie/Dennis The Menace: The New Babysitter (Or When Dennis Meets Blondie)
by Sniper32

One Friday night Dennis was introduced to his new babysitter, a nice young
lady named Blondie Bumsted. She was a 35 years old friend of his mother, she
was a stunning 5'9, slimmed hipped, long legs, a nice ass and a perfect set
of 38c breasts.

Denise's parents Henry and Alice were going out for dinner and dancing for
their anniversary and would be gone most of the night.

Now as everybody knows Dennis is a handful to say the least, and as boys tend to be when there parents are way, get into th... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Veronica Cheats on Her Passed-Out Boyfriend

Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.

Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.

It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My step Daughter Bday

When my wife and I went to lived in Espirito Santo (Brazil), we brought my step daughter Lillian and she grows there until eighteenth, before we
could come back to States. By the time she was twelve she could speak three languages: English; Portuguese and Spanish. My wife and I
would have to travel often for work, so we would take Lillian with us in order to be our interpreter, without foreign acents. During one trip my relationship with Lillian changed forever. We were in the Rio de Janeiro on business, just the two of us. My wife was dealing
with supplier issues back home. Lillian and I h... Continue»
Posted by ianyu1985 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Kiran's public sex

This all started when an xham member sent me a link to a video of a women flashing the plumber she called in to fix her sink. I found the video very arousing, to the point I wanted to do something similar and a few days later whilst window shopping I noticed a women in a bicycle shop testing out a bike. What caught my eye was how the sales rep was looking at her ass as she mounted the bike. It gave me an idea, I was coming back the next day for a bike!

Like any normal human being, I of course fantasized about random sexual liaisons with various fantasy men. But fantasy and reality are tried... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Breakup sex with my girlfriends s****r

The day was not starting out very well for me. As I walked out to my car I found a note on the windshield from my girlfriend Sheila. In her note she said she was breaking up with me. She didn't give a reason, just that we were through and she was moving on. This upset me quite a bit and I couldn't imagine what could have possibly brought this on. In hopes of getting an answer and maybe setting things right again I jumped in my car and headed for her house. As I drove I tried to think it through, Sheila and I had been together for nearly a year, and we always did things together going out to ea... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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First Time

This is a true story. 





First Time
The day started early. She was going with her mother to take her father to his doctor's appointment in Clarksburg, which was a two hour drive. She was secretly pleased to go along with the long, boring, quiet trip there. The reason...the reason is because she was getting to meet up with her best friend. She hadn't seen him in a short while, which felt like forever to her. He always had a way of making things better, of making her smile when all she wanted to do was cry at times. He was someone she could trust completely. Finally after the ride they... Continue»
Posted by virgin_girl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Renee - The Fiery Rose

(This story about a man saving a girl's life and that girl repaying him seven years later after reconnecting with him.
Not: This is not a taboo story.)

It was seven years ago..

Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass bridge? No one except my dumb-ass would walk it!" It was also that same night I had my final fight wi... Continue»
Posted by epickdickingtime 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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my pussy check up

Since the day I was married every body at my in-laws place was looking forward for me to get pregnant and deliver a baby to the f****y. My mother in law started getting impatient when even after seven years of marriage, I did not get pregnant. I was also concerned about what was wrong. Even though when ever my husband was home he frequently fucked me, I was still not getting pregnant. I started wondering if it was to do with the few miscarriages I’ve had. but I didn’t mind as I was unsure to who the fathers were then, I‘ve been in some tricky situation. my poor husband & I were getting under t... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A Mother-In-Law's Valentine

(Mother-in-law fills a need)

Julie's water broke at 3:00 a.m., and Luke's day went more or less downhill from there. Despite April's journey down the same canal a year and a half earlier and rigorous attendance at Lamaze classes, Julie's cervix remained stuck at three centimeters for most of the day. At 4:00 p.m., when the baby's heart began showing signs of stress, the exhausted mother-to-be was rushed to the OR for an emergency Caesarian, and Luke was left alone to prepare himself as best he could for the birth of his second c***d. At loose ends and in need of the assurance of something f... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Late night suprise

Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
Posted by kc76 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Growing up in a house full of women (Part 1)

GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN

This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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After School Special

(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)

Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."

He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Office Environment and Fast Anal Sex

Call me a modern girl, I like sex, teasing, drinking, sex, men, more sex, and of course those facials, the dirty kind I blogged about earlier.

In the office the other day, I was greeted with a glass of champagne instead of my Espresso.

Dave, the copier guy snucked a bottle in, and as we stood in the small coffee room and poured me a second glass, he admitted he thought about me, behind his wife's back.

That should have sent my feminine alarm bells ringing, but strangely it made my morning pussy twitch, something most husbands know that females are partial to a morning shagging, 'I hop... Continue»
Posted by Fridagirl 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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MORE??????

Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.

We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.

One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.

Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
Posted by slanderhamster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Mother's Day Weekend Part One {True Story}

It was around 11:00pm on May 10th 2012; also known as the kick-off of a all-time fantasy.

I was on Facebook and I recently got a message from a older friend of mine.
Her name was Mary(Not Using Real Names)and she said "Hey long time no talk." I replied saying
"Yeah I know right, what are you up to." "Not a damn thing," she said "I saw you were online and
wanted to see how have you been." At this point I had visions of her and her ass all of sudden.
I quickly had to adjust myself as my pants were becoming tighter. The conversation went on for about three hours, but within those three ho... Continue»
Posted by 2Raw4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Morning Sex w/ My Friend

Stef was going through a messy breakup. That on top of everything else. Her dog just died, she was having trouble at work. They say everything happens in threes - the proverbial "They" who are never of any use!

About Stef, briefly. I've known her for about four years. She's 22 and built big enough to kick your arse and she will if she has to, trust me. I like strong women and she has a bit of a young Lucy Lawless look to her. yes, we've already fooled around in the past.

Well, I tongue fucked her before we were interrupted and then our relationships seemed to just keep getting in the wa... Continue»
Posted by dantheman1980 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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