Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 79
The searing pain is the first thing I feel as I become aware of my surroundings. As I struggle to try to find the source of it and to make it stop I begin to realize that I am held down by straps on my ankles, wrists hips, neck, and head. I cannot move except to squirm in my bonds.
I try to look around, as I feel the pain ebb, but I realize that I must be blindfolded. I hear a soft, soothing woman's voice say "I'm sorry - we must have miscalculated your anesthesia." I try to respond, to plead for it to stop, but I feel my mouth filled with a cylindrical shape. I grunt, and the voice respon... Continue»
I felt a bit sorry for him, the guy behind was pulling up his pants, he shed the condom and threw it on the bed, then he went out followed by the younger guy, I picked up the still warm rubber and looked at it, the seminal fluid filled the bulb at the end, I stared at it for a few seconds, that could have been inside me, would I have come if I had felt it shooting into me?,
I threw it into the bin after tying it and put on my thong and skirt, I also put on my bra then decided to leave off my blouse, I was getting into this role as a whore but I was even more ready for a f... Continue»
Doctor Judy Swallows was one of the NYPD's best and longest serving psychiatrists. She was an accomplished doctor and she was hot. Off the scale hot.
“Do me,” she moaned as Bumfelt bent her over her desk, his balls slapping against her sexy firm ass as he went balls deep on her. “That's it Detective, fuck me. Fuck the Doctor's tight pussy.”
They changed positions. Swallows was a stunning looking woman. Blonde curly hair framing a beautiful face, full lips, sexy as hell blue eyes behind glasses. Long lithe body. 36C breasts now spilling out from an open blouse and pulled... Continue»
Hi I am back after a long absence. Here is a dirty story about me getting fucked at my s****rs’ mates’ birthday party.
So we got there and I was wearing this sexy black dress that barely covered my tits and arse (Emma was in a nice dress too). Anyway the house was packed Id say 75 % of people there were lads. This Tracy girl knew what she was doing for her birthday. I tried to dance but I am not very good and I didn’t like the weird mix of chav and westlife music.
After I knocked back a vodka martini I went after a lad called Craig who was 19. He snogged my face off and his tongue felt... Continue»
for a long time I look at all the horny women here on the forum and rub my little willy in front of the monitor. Since no one can suffer me, my mother had always hung me as c***d sausages about the neck so that at least the dogs play with me. Now, I wanted to play along here so gladly and post also horny picture on the hamster. But from where should I take them? Not a single healthy woman wants to have me however. Therefore, I have ordered a whore from the lokal advertising. My Harz4 money has not been enough for a pretty one then however, but an ugly came to visit me at home and I was allowed... Continue»
as i mentioned befor i was puzzled were could they havewent? i thought to myself as i continued on with the day one of my coworkersasked meif every thing was o kay i replied yes,i just had a wildnight she smerkedand said i hope it was 1 to remeber i replied it sure was one i wont forget it for a while and smiled back soas the day progressed it was time to go home and basically follow same routine but the night had come and gone i didnt think i would ever have that encounter again when suddenly she appeared and things were just as before it was a rather stormy night but not to bad there were n... Continue»
So, about a year ago, I had a lot of trouble going to sl**p one Thursday night. I was tossing and turning for hours, but I just couldn't fall asl**p! At around 2 in the morning, I realized that the reason I couldn't go to sl**p was because i hadn't exercised in two days - I go to the gym at least five times a week - so I had a lot of pent up energy. I like to keep in good shape, and so far, I've succeeded. I'm about 5'1, and weigh 95 lbs. I'd probably weigh less, but nature blessed me with a very large set of perky, 34dd boobs. And since I live in Southern California, I pretty much always ... Continue»
A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)
The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
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While I was reading her I was thinking about a story that happened to me with an ex girlfriend.
Here is my story. Kiss
My girlfriend didn’t know Paris and one day, on a whim, we decided to go for the week-end to Paris. We took the train a Wednesday to spend 3 days alone together in a tiny hotel. I know quite well Paris, I visited dozens of times. But it was the first time I went with a girlfriend. 3 days is too short to see everything and because she loved the movie “Moulin rouge” we went to the Sacré Coeur and to Pigalle. Suddenly she... Continue»
One time i was staying out of town at my cousins place We decided on big night out on the tiles as we hadnt seen each other for a while.
Me my cousin and a few of his footballer mates, hit the clubs
we was all bang up for a good time ,
we were dressed to kill and on the hunt for girls.
A few hours into the night the drink was flowing and we eneded up in a really steamy dance club in west end ,
i was at the bar buying some more drinks with my cousin while we were laughing and exchanging stories of what would like to do to a particular girl in the club
We have always been competi... Continue»
There was a gentle wind blowing off the lake. From where he
stood in the ranger's station, Rick Breyer could see the
tips of a thousand Douglas firs bending with the breeze.
The treetops rolled like a dark green ocean. Rick poured
himself a cup of coffee and picked up his binoculars.
Taking a sip, he put the high-powered lenses to his eyes
and scanned the woods. Midmorning is a good time of the day
for a forest ranger, there's nothing much to do, the coffee
is fresh and the world looks perfect. His gaze meandered past
the trees, over the bluffs and across the lake. He focused in
on a... Continue»
Hi here's a couple more Asslock Cockring stories, I hope you enjoy them.
The first one happened a few weeks ago when I found myself feeling desperately horny and a little twitchy with need. Sadly poor Wifey was right in the middle of her monthly, plus she was still suffering with an awful bout of thrush. Sensing my odd mood she asked if I was OK, I couldn't help but mention to her that I badly needed to cum, "yes
you do!" she said. Happily she selflessly offered to make much of me with her tongue, fingers, and mouth while I wore my new toy the Ass lock Cock Ring.
Once upstairs ... Continue»
I just, I mean JUST got into doing tributes, and I love it!
Knowing how much ladies love my cum all over them has turned into a major turn. I day or two ago, I did my first official tribute and posted the pic on my profile.
Since, I've been listening to requests and looking for epic pictures to leave my k**s on.
About an hour ago, I accepted my second official request/tribute, and starting preparing for it.
I clicked on one of her sexiest photos, saved it and printed it - full size of course. ;-)
I opened a couple videos to watch while I rubbed one out, but I'm not... Continue»
I had been without sex for a long time. I went to the bar one evening & visited with some male friends, none of them had ever appealed to me. We lived in a very small town where everyone knows each other. Aside from the bartender, I was the only woman in the place. James came into the bar and started visiting with my friends. He worked in town and lived in another town. I was immediately attracted to him. I had never seen him before. We made
You have a slightly difficult relationship with Oscar's s****r Hollie. This is due to the fact that you desperately want to fuck her, and she knows it. She discovered your feelings a while ago when she caught you wanking into a pair of her panties. For some reason, this did not endear you to her. These days her attitude toward you is a mixture of pity and contempt, but that doesn't stop her prick-teasing you mercilessly when your friend isn't around.
You've tried to suppress your feelings for the sake of your friend, but you find yourself thinking about Hollie all the time. In fact, you've... Continue»
It was a pain in the ass, but always worth it in the long run. Ya had to deal with folks who were either tryin' to be somthing they were not or looked down their noses at you while they took money from you. Not being one to trip till it was time to trip, it took alot more than facial expressions and wanna be's to get the ol' panites in a wad. The weather was at least warm and the roads were dry when I headed to the local toy slinger to pick up " a new unwrapped item for a boy....and a girl"
To start off the story, a cop pulled in behind me when I entered the parking lot at the local m... Continue»
Cindy Rose, 27, a separated insurance broker without c***dren, is disillusioned by her heterosexual relationships. She tried many a spiritual path to learn to accept her personal male energies and to get aware of her feminine beauty. She knows by now, that lust isn't bound to a single gender and that love can be found only by accident! She wrote to me:
It was a stressy day at the office and everybody just picked on me. Somehow frustrated I slam the door and lock the car. A short glimpse into the letter box reveales: only junk mail again! »One day I would gain enough courage to murder that ... Continue»
I always felt I was one to walk in a path of two worlds. both parallel and at at times, they cross and go there seperate ways within me. it can be stronger then others, but in all cases.... I always felt feminine by nature, lacking a dominate soul I suppose. it felt more natural, and in luck or fate; people referred to be by 'mame' or 'miss' then as a guy. it would be considered a insult, but deep inside... it made my smile silently.
my misadventure starts on a nice autumn evening at the beach. partly to enjoy the breeze, and otherwise just to be in a quiet place. I would watch the fis... Continue»
This isn't a sex story per se, so if you are looking for a classic son fucks mom chronicle, there are plenty to choose from here. I would know. ;)
As some of you know, last Tuesday was Marti Gras, or Fat Tuesday. A day celebrating debauchery and gluttony in all of its glory. A day of celebration rivaling New Year's Eve in scope and magnitude. In short, a epic day of partying and sex.
But the day after Marti Gras is the polar opposite of everything that Marti Gras stands for. Ash Wednesday. The beginning of the Lent period of fasting and repentance, if you belong to several major... Continue»
Learning to fuck like a porn star
For those who have read parts 1 & 2 of this little ‘saga, you’ll know that at a photo session in 1985 I met an ex-porn actress called Nikki. We hit it off and ended up going out for 2-3 months. Like most 24 yr old guys at the time, I thought I had hit the ‘jackpot’ in meeting a porn actress – GUARANTEED great sex and, if I was REALLY lucky, a route in to the world of MAKING PORN! Well, not all was what I thought it would be....
Nikki had already shown me her scene from one of the films she had been in. She played a receptionist at a health farm who gets ... Continue»