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Isabelle, Ricardo & I - my side of the story

I have to thank DeepThroatDealer for showing me the videos , this story is created in response to [user]emorymed [/user](will link it here) my english isnt really good so dont be too harsh on me.

I Counted the minutes to log onto the site and see what kind of story emorymed had prepared for me, and prepared to enjoy it calmly.
The story was about Isabelle, Ricardo and me! Isabelle was a sexy and wonderful roommate that I had and she came to my mind instantly. Ever since I first met her, I had a strong admiration for her; she was so sure of herself and knew what sh... Continue»
Posted by alesub 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 150  |  
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Losing Virginity To Boyfriend





Hi friends I'm Swati I'm 25 year old with a very sexy figure of 34 29 36 and very fair color and today I'm going to write the incident of my life at the age of 20 years. I was living with my maternal grand parents in and was studying there I was so young and sexy that every guy was crushed upon me and I was crushed upon my classmate lets call him Janu. He was 6 feet tall with good muscular body and a very cute face in fact he was a real dude in 2nd year.

We both got to know that we like each other and on valentine d
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Posted by padma2 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 150  |  
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Theatrical....21

Theatrical…….21
Andrew and his dad arrived back late on Sunday night, they were both knackered and I made them a nice supper before they both went off to an early night, I made it upstairs and laid thinking about the weekend, it had been a strange set of encounters, the thought had flashed through my mind that Gerald had set me up but I dismissed it because there were too many maybe’s, too many variables but the one disturbing note was that the more and longer I knew him, I came to get to know more about him and one day he asked me to pick him up from the factory where he was the CEO, as I d... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 month ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 149  |  
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getting caught once with chav lads

People might say do you ever get caught well once it happened.

Yes once last november I got caught fucking them at back of spar. It dont happen more often as its on this precient and its secluded at back plus people are afriad to go down the back after dark as well.

Well once a couple of chav lads went around the back to go smoke some weed. anyway they saw me and jamie, jamie had me facing the wall I had a crop top on and it was up with my tits out. my skirt was down my ankles with my knickers and he was fucking me while the other watched.

They said what going on here they were cal... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 148  |  
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How you can perk up your sex life

Want to perk up your love life? Well, then start from the kitchen with food that will give you the oomph factor, says an expert.

Hormone and anti-ageing specialist Cecilia Tregear says that sex plays an important role in making people look and feel younger.

Tregear, who is based at the Wimpole Skin Clinic in Harley Street, London, has worked with hundreds of couples over the course of her 25-year career.

"The couples who were having lots of regular sex almost always looked younger than those who weren't. They were also slimmer, fitter, healthier and happier. Sexual activity, in my vie... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 148  |  
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all about this dream on sex

-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?

I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Posted by russin 2 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 146  |  
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Oral Fixation: Combining Two Things I Love

Recently I saw a couple of photos posted on xhamster of a chick with a banana shoved half-way up her twat. Got we very hot and I saved them to my favorites if you're curious to see them.

That image took me back several years. I had this girlfriend who let me fuck her with a banana on the kitchen table. Naturally, I fucked her with my dick in just about every room of that house, but having her buck-naked, spread-eagle on the dining table with a banana in her (fucked her with a carrot a few times too) was quite a hot thing to see. Especially the time my room-mate who was supposed to be ... Continue»
Posted by hangingout1984 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 142  |  
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Greasing the wheels

This Down Freedom Road thing, this journey of self-discovery, is taking me places I'd never dreamt of going, - porn-wise that is. I know that no-body cares a fuck, but I keep wanting to update my Profile so as to reflect what has been learnt this week...... Perhaps two steps back and a reappraisal are in order.

For example, the great leap forward was in joining the world of positive porn, - where one bares the chest (at least), comes out into the open, discusses sex, kinks and perversions with other lovely perverts, contributes an idea or two. That was the change-ov... Continue»
Posted by dandrew1 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 142  |  
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The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)

Man talks to his eleven-year-old son about sex...fifth stab at humor...

The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)

Hello everyone. I know I talked about my ex-wife and mentioned my daughter briefly, but I never mentioned my son. His name is Mike. I just had to bring him up since this being a sex theme site, I was reminded of a talk we had some years ago. You know the talk. Oh yes, that talk. I can't recall how it went exactly, but I think it went something like this.

I was sitting around the kitchen table with my wife Kim. I had a bourbon in front of me and I was looking for... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 141  |  
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How to pull off the sexy red pout


1) Choose the perfect shade of red to suit your skin tone or you'll come off looking cheap and desperate. Remember brighter shades for lighter skin and deeper shades for dusky skin.

2) Always use a lip liner. They make your lips look fuller and well-defined. Naturally, you'll grab his attention.

3) Tease him a little by adding a touch of gloss to the centre of your lower lip for that extra drama.

4) Avoid heavy eye make-up and blush. You want him to focus on the most sensual part of your body – your lips!

5) Finally, practise! Pucker up and pout in front the mirror.... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 139

B7 Chapter 14 Epilog - The Enchantress

Chapter 14: Epilog - The Enchantress

Several days later, the Enchantress learned of her fate. The all-father had summoned her to his great hall to pronounce sentence upon her. She arrived at the appointed time, and stood outside before two of the guardsmen, before entering. They said nothing, but seemed to have a smirk upon their faces, as they held the great oaken door open for her. The Enchantress glared at them but did nothing else. She could not afford any type of incident, today of all days.
As she entered the hall, she saw the all-father gathered in close conference with sev... Continue»
Posted by gregster 3 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 139  |  
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GoodCake

Shes sitting there in the corner of my eye asking why I have to make a mess she knows my cakes take time to prepare bake and set. Whisking the eggs fluffing my batter she waits my forearms tighten cute bakers hat shaking my good mood to much to resist. Come here for a second she calls out to me. Hold on is my reply. Set my pans in the oven turn around her body pins up mine. Gimme a kiss. So I do slip to the side and be rude let me go take a shower. I wash the flour out my hair take a moment and stare then brush my teeth. Wrapped in a towel stright to the kitchen gotta save my creation from bur... Continue»
Posted by MattheMonster 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 138  |  
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Lunar Fantasy

I lie on the bed, without a garment to hide under. He is standing above me, drinking in all the milky whiteness that is my pale body. There is no expression on his face, and he does not move to touch me. Instead, I follow his eyes with mine own and see that he does not linger in the expected places. Rather, he shapes my curves with wonder and fascination, as if he has never really seen this subtle curvature, or plumpness, before. My ghostly pigmented cheeks are tainted cherry, momentarily.

Throwing a pillow at his face, I curse myself for not thinking to cover my nudity instead. He catches... Continue»
Posted by bifym 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 138  |  
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Theatrical...... 20

Theatrical…… 20
she was learning fast, I had observed her technique with the black waiter, she was slick and quick witted, she had picked up the thread quickly and taken him first, she might even be pregnant already with his black seed, I went out of the shower leaving her to it, I had to do something, something spectacular, I got the towel and went into the lounge drying myself as I went,
I had to get him to fuck me while she was occupied, I sashayed over to him as he watched the sport on the box, he glanced up at me as I approached, he held his hand out to me and I sat down on his knee a... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 139

Sonia and Sylvie in Toyland

I was living in a committed relationship with my partner Sylvie, whom you may have met in my previous Courtship stories. I was 4 months pregnant by Sylvie's b*****r Phillipe. We had spent a week in Lyon at a f****y wedding, and then had driven to Paris for a vacation stay.

Sylvie and I arrived in Paris on Thursday evening and registered at a small, elegant hotel just off l'Etoile, that great web of streets radiating from the Arc de Triomphe. Aside from tourism, dining, and promenading Parisian streets, one of our goals was to expand our collection of sex toys.

Prior to a trip to London... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 137  |  
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the duster b*****rs (( its a book iam writting spe

where to start i guess from the beginning will be a good place. well our story starts back in 300 A.D when draclua the king of all vampires has 3 sons. by one of his wifes drake the oldest spike the middel son and lan the youngest. the three b*****rs was raised to be perfect killers as most vampires princes's are but these three was diffrent as the grew up they grew in power as a gift to them on their 15th birthday they was each given a leather duster. each with their own symble on the back of it. drakes had a pentagram with flames o nthe back of it. spikes had a silver upside down cross known... Continue»
Posted by shadowxfire 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 137  |  
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Chapter 2

I am getting SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of seeing all your tallywackers! I KNOW girls don't want to see them, either. I've read enough of them TELLING you so! What would your mother think?!? Guys, can't you come up with something different for a profile picture? Try something a little more original! A picture of an elephant's trunk, if you just HAVE to show something long and hard. --Or how about a pic of a naked stripper wrapped around a stripper pole with her tongue touching the pole... Now THAT would be sexy! But your pitiful peepee? Come on! Give us a break! I'd venture to say that just ... Continue»
Posted by Volfy 9 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 137  |  
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Meating The Hammer Man

I turned and slowly struck a pose in profile while Dede panned around my long hard on. "Have any of you seen Hammer Man?"

"Nope!" answered Cessa.

"Oh well," I sighed. "Do you suppose while we wait one of you could, (dramatic pause) Fuck me up my ass?"

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It was hard to believe that this was the same place I was in several weeks ago. Gone was all the casual joking, and the laid back atmosphere. It was replaced with all kinds of tension and a strictly business attitude.

Th... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 135  |  
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Bad girl returns with the chav lads

Hi

My computer fucked up so have not been online for ages. Sorry about this. Will be on msn again too.

Anyway I am back and here is another true story about me and this chav crew I go with.

I went to Jason house as well I wanted some sex and a cool time. Anyway when I got there all the other lads were there so Jamie 19, Mickey 18, Nicky 18 and Cris 18.

They were on their way to get me as they had not seen me for a few days so were getting the urge for a shag and wanted to just chill out with me as well.

We went to the back of the spar around 11pmish so it was pretty dark. T... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 135  |  
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One-night stands more useful than you thought

Many surveys have suggested that the quality of a relationship is better for individuals who wait for things to get serious before having sex, in comparison to the those who become sexually involved right at the start. However, this new study found that a woman who is involved with a friend is 44 % more likely to stay committed and as for the men, the likelihood increases by 25%. If the same people were to get involved with a stranger or acquaintance, the odds increase by 30% for women and 43% for men.

"To have a meaningful relationship out of a one-night stand is absolutely wishful thinki... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 135  |  
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