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THE ADVENTURES OF RANGER RICK

There was a gentle wind blowing off the lake. From where he
stood in the ranger's station, Rick Breyer could see the
tips of a thousand Douglas firs bending with the breeze.
The treetops rolled like a dark green ocean. Rick poured
himself a cup of coffee and picked up his binoculars.
Taking a sip, he put the high-powered lenses to his eyes
and scanned the woods. Midmorning is a good time of the day
for a forest ranger, there's nothing much to do, the coffee
is fresh and the world looks perfect. His gaze meandered past
the trees, over the bluffs and across the lake. He focused in
on a... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Thank you to slavegirl87 who gave me the idea to w

Thank you to slavegirl87 who gave me the idea to w
While I was reading her I was thinking about a story that happened to me with an ex girlfriend.

Here is my story. Kiss

My girlfriend didn’t know Paris and one day, on a whim, we decided to go for the week-end to Paris. We took the train a Wednesday to spend 3 days alone together in a tiny hotel. I know quite well Paris, I visited dozens of times. But it was the first time I went with a girlfriend. 3 days is too short to see everything and because she loved the movie “Moulin rouge” we went to the Sacré Coeur and to Pigalle. Suddenly she... Continue»
Posted by fredorson 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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A tribute almost cost me..

True Story

I just, I mean JUST got into doing tributes, and I love it!

Knowing how much ladies love my cum all over them has turned into a major turn. I day or two ago, I did my first official tribute and posted the pic on my profile.

Since, I've been listening to requests and looking for epic pictures to leave my k**s on.

About an hour ago, I accepted my second official request/tribute, and starting preparing for it.

I clicked on one of her sexiest photos, saved it and printed it - full size of course. ;-)

I opened a couple videos to watch while I rubbed one out, but I'm not... Continue»
Posted by Good6Enough 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Story: Body Shots




I had been without sex for a long time. I went to the bar one evening & visited with some male friends, none of them had ever appealed to me. We lived in a very small town where everyone knows each other. Aside from the bartender, I was the only woman in the place. James came into the bar and started visiting with my friends. He worked in town and lived in another town. I was immediately attracted to him. I had never seen him before. We made... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Eyes Wide Slut

You have a slightly difficult relationship with Oscar's s****r Hollie. This is due to the fact that you desperately want to fuck her, and she knows it. She discovered your feelings a while ago when she caught you wanking into a pair of her panties. For some reason, this did not endear you to her. These days her attitude toward you is a mixture of pity and contempt, but that doesn't stop her prick-teasing you mercilessly when your friend isn't around.

You've tried to suppress your feelings for the sake of your friend, but you find yourself thinking about Hollie all the time. In fact, you've... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 450  |  
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Unique Misadventure

I always felt I was one to walk in a path of two worlds. both parallel and at at times, they cross and go there seperate ways within me. it can be stronger then others, but in all cases.... I always felt feminine by nature, lacking a dominate soul I suppose. it felt more natural, and in luck or fate; people referred to be by 'mame' or 'miss' then as a guy. it would be considered a insult, but deep inside... it made my smile silently.

my misadventure starts on a nice autumn evening at the beach. partly to enjoy the breeze, and otherwise just to be in a quiet place. I would watch the fis... Continue»
Posted by QuietSoul 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 448  |  
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My Week of Hell. (Week 1 of 7)

This isn't a sex story per se, so if you are looking for a classic son fucks mom chronicle, there are plenty to choose from here. I would know. ;)




As some of you know, last Tuesday was Marti Gras, or Fat Tuesday. A day celebrating debauchery and gluttony in all of its glory. A day of celebration rivaling New Year's Eve in scope and magnitude. In short, a epic day of partying and sex.


But the day after Marti Gras is the polar opposite of everything that Marti Gras stands for. Ash Wednesday. The beginning of the Lent period of fasting and repentance, if you belong to several major... Continue»
Posted by BigJ0526 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 448  |  
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The Accident - Short Story

Cindy Rose, 27, a separated insurance broker without c***dren, is disillusioned by her heterosexual relationships. She tried many a spiritual path to learn to accept her personal male energies and to get aware of her feminine beauty. She knows by now, that lust isn't bound to a single gender and that love can be found only by accident! She wrote to me:

It was a stressy day at the office and everybody just picked on me. Somehow frustrated I slam the door and lock the car. A short glimpse into the letter box reveales: only junk mail again! »One day I would gain enough courage to murder that ... Continue»
Posted by sushicook 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 448  |  
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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Ch9/P1)

Dorothy could feel the sunrise on her face. She cracked her eyes open and looked down. Leandra had fallen asl**p with Dorothy left nipple in her mouth, sucking on it like a thumb. Dorothy smiled, opened her eyes and looked up at the blue sky but saw the end of a spear inches from her face. The spear was being held by a hunched over green creature.

It was a little smaller then Dorothy but was very muscular. Its skin was a deep hunter green color. The skin looked slimy but was not dripping any. It had long fingers with broken nails on the end. It had single ragged cloth that covered its ches... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
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Untitled

Arranging to meet Sarah in the new pub was a waste of time she text as I arrived to say she was delayed somewhat I thought I'm here now no harm in a small glass of White was there I went inside for an afternoon it wasnt empty but not heaving I got my drink and headed for a table by the window I was thirsty and the first glass went down too quick so I headed to the bar for another I just sat back down when he walked in I blushed as his eyes clocked mine looking at him my god he was fit i looked away feeling flushed I couldn't resist another glance as he stood at the bar he was tall fit and a bo... Continue»
Posted by Hollysuckscox 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
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The Toy Run (Part 1)

It was a pain in the ass, but always worth it in the long run. Ya had to deal with folks who were either tryin' to be somthing they were not or looked down their noses at you while they took money from you. Not being one to trip till it was time to trip, it took alot more than facial expressions and wanna be's to get the ol' panites in a wad. The weather was at least warm and the roads were dry when I headed to the local toy slinger to pick up " a new unwrapped item for a boy....and a girl"

To start off the story, a cop pulled in behind me when I entered the parking lot at the local m... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
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गुस्से से सेक्स तक

गुस्से से सेक्स तक????????????????????????????


हैलो दोस्तों ! मैं हमेशा यह सोचा करता था कि क्या मैं भी कभी अपनी ज़िन्दगी में किसी के साथ सेक्स कर पाऊँगा! मुझे ब्लू-फिल्म देखने की आदत है लेकिन क़िस्मत देखिए कि कभी भी मैं किसी के साथ सेक्स नहीं कर पाया था। मेरी उम्र २३ साल और कद ५ फीट ९ इंच है। वैसे लोग कहते हैं कि मैं स्मार्ट भी हूँ, ख़ैर छोड़िये।लेकिन मैं आप को अपनी एक ऐसी हक़ीकत से वाक़िफ कराना चाहता हूँ जो मेरे साथ पहले कभी नहीं हुई। ये होने के बाद मैं मन ही मन बड़ा खुश होता रहता था क्योंकि जो मैं इतनी कोशिश करने के बाद भी नहीं कर पायावो अचानक हो गया।हुआ ये कि मेरे घर के सामने एक घर है ... Continue»
Posted by sexyboydelhi61 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446

Nostalgia: Details about my sexual partners

I haven't been with many women, I am not even old enough to drink yet so I still got time! I have been with a few different girls & have had a few nice experiences with each of them, sorry no visuals for any of them. Only my most recent ex:
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/227247-1.html
So here's a little info on the girls I was with & some of the experiences I've had so far.

Name - Age
Race
Hair Color - Type
Eye Color
Age I was when I was with them
What I did with them
Best experience





Amanda - 18
White
Black - Straight Long (To hips)
Light Blue
18
HJ, BJ, Sex, Ana... Continue»
Posted by overdoser 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
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The Club

The Club

I had joined Level 4 the previous week, thanks to
sponsorship from my friend, Ted, who had been a member
for several months. My membership card arrived in
Wednesday's mail, and I was eager to try it out. I
called Ted, and we arranged to meet in the bar at 9 p.m.
on Friday night.
After a few moment's conversation, we went up the
stairs to the topless club and headed for the restrooms.
Nobody paid any attention to us, not with dancers on
stage. Ted knocked on the door marked "Manager" and we
were admitted. Our membership was checked again by one
bouncer and the... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 445  |  
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Me, the Porn Star and my 1st DP - Part 3

Learning to fuck like a porn star

For those who have read parts 1 & 2 of this little ‘saga, you’ll know that at a photo session in 1985 I met an ex-porn actress called Nikki. We hit it off and ended up going out for 2-3 months. Like most 24 yr old guys at the time, I thought I had hit the ‘jackpot’ in meeting a porn actress – GUARANTEED great sex and, if I was REALLY lucky, a route in to the world of MAKING PORN! Well, not all was what I thought it would be....

Nikki had already shown me her scene from one of the films she had been in. She played a receptionist at a health farm who gets ... Continue»
Posted by jasper61 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
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Open door


By: Andrew Bonzua (a. k. a Andrew M. Bosnjak)


The door was open, and she had seen him drive off. Surely he would
have a copy of his own books in his home! Why, she could slip in and
take a look, and leave again, and he would never know.

She did not know why this idea slipped into her head. She would never
have thought of such a thing, usually. But it was true: here was an
opportunity to read the very works she had been so frustrated in trying
to find. A silly thing, to be unable to buy or borrow books, the
author of which lived in one's own town.

And it wasn't as if they wer... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
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Sarah Sneaks In

Yep, I’m making another one of these! Next one is already planned, but I’m not sure if the next piece I’ll upload is that one, or another one I’ve had on my mind for a while. Hint hint: I’m not sure how well video game rule 34 will be appreciated here. :P
Same as usual! Hit CTRL+F or scroll down to “SEX STARTS HERE” if that’s what you’re here for!
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The sky was pitch black and the moon was high in the sky. I sat al... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
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The Love of Spikes

I did't always wear high heeled stiletto shoes, but once I started wearing them, I craved more and more extreme heels, I think I must have an addictive personality,
I found a market stall in Devizes, that had a selection of what could only be called lap dancers shoes.
I know the risks, breaking my ankle, a bad back! Yes doctor but with my boobs a back ache is common place, I once gave a friend of mine a challenge, to wear one of my bras with two melons inside it for a day, so the skinny minny could experience what its like to walk around all day, with the extra weight.
I have found the stil... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 443  |  
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Strange things you think of

With the heat of this summer I have been finding it difficult to sl**p and strange things come into my mind like
Why did Daphne always disappear with Freddy in Scobby Doo, they were useless though Daphne certainly had a wiggle that even now I think is pretty hot.
Velma - how dirty would she be, I have been with nerdy girls and well they are very naughty to say the least.
Shaggy ... I am still in shock during an episode with Scrappy Doo he was riding a Llama trying to escape a Vampire. Did the cartoon company ever figure out that Llamas were never really ridden. Well logic and cartoons are r... Continue»
Posted by coltheharve78 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 443  |  
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chav lads, my arse, pussy get fucked

I got all tarted up for some sex as my twat was wet and begging for cock. I wore fishnet tights, short red skirt, red knickers, big red heels and a red tight crop top with no bra on. I had my big hoop earrings in and wore red lipgloss and lots of make-up in general. I went around to the back of the spar and met up with Jason, Nicky and Jake.

Jake who lives near me from the Chav sex trade story was there. He’d fucked me a few times when his mum and dad weren’t in at his house after the Chav sex trade story but he was at back of spar this night. Jake is very sexy and can cum 3 times easy whe... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 442  |  
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