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PART TIME BLOWJOB

It had been over three weeks now since Lindy and her boyfriend had broken up and the sexual tension that had slowly been building up in her plump pussy was now becoming almost unbearable!!! Even her secretary had noticed that for the past several days she had barely been able to concentrate on her work!!! Ever since her freshman year at college, she had always had a boyfriend who would naturally take care of all of her sexual needs, but now for the first time in her life, she was going through a period of time without a man on the horizon!!! At five minutes to five, her secretary Betty popp... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 413  |  
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The Italian Job 13

The Italian Job 13
The following morning to a knock on the bedroom door, Hazel walked in with some coffee and toast on a tray, “morning sl**py head” she said “how are you this morning?” she asked “morning Kim” she said, as Kim shot out from under the covers, she looked at me “how did she know I was here?” she asked “she knows everything, I think she is a witch” I joked “ you had better believe it” Hazel replied, she went to open the curtains, she stopped, “you had better see this” she said, I looked and saw Maria laid outside of my window wrapped up in a blanket, she was physically shaking wi... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 416  |  
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Inexcusable Love Part 1

Chapter 1~

Cranbrook Secondary.
1:17 p.m.
Friday.

"Hey Cranbrook Secondary. Here are your daily announcements. Cheerleading squad needs to be at the Lions football game at four thirty for practices before the B.C. Lions play Chicago. If you want my advice guys, bring a camera-" laughing in the background- "and now for the choir. Hey Choir students, wondering if there are any extra try outs? Fortunately, yes! Try outs start after school at three o' five so be there sharp! Lastly,grade twelve drama singing tryouts-" I straightened my back to listen carefully- "will be held in the north ... Continue»
Posted by milli214 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 412  |  
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Brief sex 06 he is In the next room

Brief sex 06

In the next room.



In principle, I do not like dredging or yield to the advances of women friends. But sometimes circumstances play tricks on us. Her name was Sophie, it was the wife of a friend with whom I had made it part of my studies. Say that Sophie had left me indifferent, no, it would be wrong. I always watched this chick with a lot of desire.

I was happy for my friend Andrew, but hey, be respectful does not prevent having eyes. The plastic Sophie approached perfection. Tall brunette with long hair, her skin was golden tan always perfect. His oval face her ... Continue»
Posted by CinquantNERF 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 416  |  
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A to Z Fuckstories – E is for Ending Friday

So, shortly after Catherine got fucked in her van for two hours, She drove me back to school so I could go home. I got home about 6, about ten minutes before my Mom. Great timing, so I wouldn’t have to explain anything.

I ate supper, then retired to my room to reflect on the trip to the park and subsequent sex in a van. Catherine’s Double D tits were firmly engraved in my memory, as was her tight ass and willingness to suck and fuck. I’d be revisiting her church sometime.

I pulled my cock out to jackoff to my memory, when my phone buzzed. I almost ignored it, but I’m glad I didn’t. It w... Continue»
Posted by jurrjens 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 412  |  
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Kelly Pimps Out Chrissie (a Chrissie Conway story)

Kelly Pimps Out Chrissie (a Chrissie Conway story)


When I think back on all the years that I spent almost every day with Kelly I can't help but think that she
just may be a big part of the reason I'm a high paid "tranny whore" today. Kelly never missed on opportunity to
"pimp me out" whenever she got the chance, especially if it would benefit her in some way. Today Kelly is a
detective with the County Sheriff's Department. Going from a lesbian "pimp" to a lesbian cop just may be one of
the stranger lifestyle changes you'll see. OK so she wasn't a real '"Superfly" pimp or Manhat... Continue»
Posted by chrissieCD 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 412  |  
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Great Sex

There is a difference between sex and great sex. Sex is just doing it and getting it done. Great sex is enjoying it and making it last maybe even for days. Undressing each other and marveling each body. I love to undress the man and kiss the bare skin as I uncover it. I want him to do the same to me. Lick amd suck each others nipples. I really love everything underneath a mans pants. That nice thick cock, the full balls and of course the sexy ass. Ass is my favorite. Kiss and lick those ass cheeks then spread them and find that nice bud. Lick all around it and kiss it and surprise him when I i... Continue»
Posted by polygirl42 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 411

Mike and Becky

Mike and Becky met in a bar in Louisiana, Mike had never been in that state before, he had never been in the country but had contacted Becky through an internet site! This sounds strange but it is not really! They both had a few drinks then Becky said " I feel I have been really naughty, what would you like to do to me?" Mike said ..." Well Girl a bit of corporal punishment should be in order!" "OH What sort??" ! A Fucking good thrashing, over my knee! He pulled her skirt up, her panties down then spanked her on the bit between her thighs and buttocks, Becky came almost at once, Mike pulled... Continue»
Posted by tusker 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 410  |  
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Kelly and I's Very Wet Time

Hi, this is my first writing piece here! Hope you enjoy! I'm gonna do a few more like it with this character later on. A lot of the
beginning is just character development and build-up and such, so if you're just here for the sex, scroll down or use CTRL+F to
find this part:

SEX BEGINS HERE:

aaaaaaand here we go!

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I was running back and forth, tidying up every little spot of my apartment. I rarely had company, which is why it
was always such a mess. Of course, it would probably end up being... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 409  |  
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The Truth About Swinging 4

You're looking through the websites,and you and your spouse are going over countless profiles, from countless swingers,from not only your state,but every state,and all over the world;single males,couples,and what youre gonna notice,is how FEW and FAR and in between,are the single females,who are looking to have sex with another COUPLE.This is all but non-existent,and we will be going over this in the "Holy Grail" chapter of this series.MOST of what you are going to see,are couples, singles males and a few women.You will notice that all of these couples are as varied and as different as they ca... Continue»
Posted by heretic1 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 409  |  
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The Summer Sex Drought's Ended - This Time It

This is another true story from a year in college that had a series of unusual sexual and fun incidents that occurred after a summer of not getting laid due to a work schedule that put me out of touch with my network of friends.

Keri, the girl from my story “Jan Curing My Summer Sex Drought” was starting to attend my college a few weeks after my encounter with Jan at the party, where Keri’s advances were frustrated by Jan’s bold move to burst into the bathroom and give me an ambush fuck.

Keri was a cute blonde with a nice body who I pretty much ignored during high school, but what I ... Continue»
Posted by nvision 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 408  |  
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A memorable pussy eating session!

Fingerme on xHampster talks about her squirting and the fun of telling people about it - I loved reading about her squirting. That's special and hot. So she inspired me to tell a true story about my first and only squirting experience with a woman. I was on a business trip to Miami in a new job and a female co-worker named Lois was "training" me. She was hitting on me throughout the trip and I didn't like her and didn’t want to get into complications of mixing sex and work. So did my best to avoid things for the two weeks we were going to be on the road. It was winter and we had the option of ... Continue»
Posted by nvision 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 407  |  
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The Butterfly

I enjoy working behind the bar, serving drinks,cheeky banter with boobs like mine
I am eye candy behind the bar, the other good thing is I get to find items left behind by the general public.
It was on such an occasion that I found THE BUTTERFLY!
What's that I hear you shout,it's a sex toy,pretty sophisticated one, a bullet shaped body with two wings on elastic thong, plus a remote control. Totally wireless, abandoned under a table, maybe the bright pink carrier bag was a bit girly for the stud muffin who left it!
Opening the bag imagine my surprise when finding a box with German words Sc... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 406  |  
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Porno Night


Lying in bed she said: shall we watch a porno? What, really? I asked, not sure if it was some sort of trap, wary from her Columbo routine by now.
But she was really, not really sure, but really all the same. Ok, but I’m not sure if I know any websites. She laughed – such an absurd lie could not be taken too seriously.

Up popped the main page. It’s a bit much she complained. These are just the categories, I said, we haven’t even got to the proper bit yet!
I scrolled down the categories. Ok, so we’ve got interracial, mature, storyline, female friendly – what’s that? she asked. That’s wher... Continue»
Posted by Josef_K 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 405  |  
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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Chapter 4)

Dorothy and Leandra stood there silent, then a slate of rock moved down, opening up a way out of the circle of rocks that imprisoned them.

"Well theres the way out what do we do Dorothy"

"I don't know Leandra, we have to decided before they trap us here forever"

Leandra went over and grabbed their things. Picking up their clothes and her bag. She brought them over to the opening and tossed them out. She stood there looking out at the freedom her clothes had, but she still felt trapped. She didn't want to make the decision. Maybe her and Dorothy could come up with a way to get out. Th... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 401  |  
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Slutty Sarah, ex-girlfriend, strips for strangers

Right, Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, you know what an exhibitionist she is? Well, has she told you about the time she did a strip for 10 men, and what they did to her? Surely she will have told you about that. No, well, I had better then, hadn’t I?


She had asked me a month previously about if I minded if she let men finger her pussy, as long as they didn’t fuck her. I’d told her I didn’t mind much. Actually, I’d quite enjoyed seeing men feeling her tits, even that tramp in the last story about my slutty ex-girlfriend.

We were at home one evening and some really sexy music was p... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 401  |  
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Our Own Show

Nikki was the first to blow. S/he caught me square in the eye.

"Oh! I'm cumming," s/he shouted.

That caused a chain reaction. Francesca splashed me on one side while Zaza got me on the other.

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"Fuck!' shouted Nick in frustration. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"I'm OK!" I assured Dennis.

"Now what do we do?" asked Zaza.

And with that one of Gigi's favorite movies popped into my head.

"Come on everybody! It's like what Judy Garla... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 398  |  
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Taking a Dump


I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber.....

The Perfect Dump
Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worse, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world a... Continue»
Posted by PornApocalypse 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 398  |  
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A bit of Posh!

Right then… in my ‘pretty woman I am not’ post I mentioned 2 other ‘gentlemen callers’ that had recently made my acquaintance. Well in this entry I am going to fill you all in on the second one. As with the first, my inspiration for nicknames has for some reason or another vanished, and as he already said he really didn’t want to be called ‘cutting-in’ (suggested for a couple of reasons… all of which clever I thought) I needed to go back to the ‘sex-inspired’ drawing board. I kind of had the feeling that I should try and incorporate an element from the film ‘indecent proposal’ but was bugge... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 396  |  
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Hanging Around

On occasion you read about something kinky and it sounds so good you just want to try it. The first time Tonya and I did this, things didn’t quite go as they should have. Mike had left one of his pornographic magazines lying on our living room radiator and Tonya found it. We began reading through the letters in it and found one with an interesting premise. It offered both a measure of fear and arousal. We decided to try it.
The premise was for me to be nearly hanging by my balls, with my head and the tips of my toes the only support to prevent the actual suspension, while my wife performed or... Continue»
Posted by voivodevlad 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 395  |  
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