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Chapter V Lesbian Love & sodomy

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After this meeting with Michelle and Mark, we often spent evenings together. Sometimes I came alone or with the elected if it accepted the moment. Throughout this period I confess I papillonnais a girl to another. Finally, rather than admit I had in reserve several lovers, and that depending on the mood I was choosing one or the other. Each may not know the existence of others .. Not necessarily, with some it does not pose a problem while others are more exclusive I had to juggle... Continue»
Posted by CinquantNERF 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 558  |  
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The bridge thing

It is a very warm summerday and we are go hiking. Walking behind the house up the mountain and the sun is burning on our skins. We walk along the paths and between the trees. After 2 hours we pass a house and move on after half an hour we arrive at a canyon. For our luck there is a plank bridge so we can go over the canyon. But when we arrive at half the bridge we stop and enjoy the good few from the mountain into the vale. You stand there and I was behind you. Feeling a little like having fun I grab your one hand with mine and bound you on one of the ropes of the bridge. With the other I grab... Continue»
Posted by John9090 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 558  |  
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Red Lace Panties


Standing only in my red lace panties, brushing my teeth, I wipe the fog from the bathroom mirror.

Looking into the mirror, I see you step from the shower, give me a smile and a wink, then turn away from me to reach for a towel.

I can’t help but notice your sexy physique and your sweet tight buns. I swiftly turn and give your ass cheek a hard slap. Your hips thrust forward as your shoulders push back. You whirl around, with a scowl on your face.

Still brushing my teeth, I innocently tilt my head from side to side and shrug my shoulder a little as if to say “what?” Without sa... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 556  |  
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just fucked

Just left a bomb party with a celeb party. Fucked this guy in the bathroom. His wife was outside. Made him cum back to back with my fat wet juicy sloppy pussy. He said his wife has never made him do that. I sucked his dick while stroking it with my tougue as I rubbed his balls. I then began to suck his balls while jacking him off. He panted and panted as I licked his balls. What white balls he had...hahaha.. he said he always wanted a black bitch.. my mouth got juicy when he said that. Made him cum so hard it skeeted hard all over my face. O got it up again by rubbing his balls gently, I lai... Continue»
Posted by Phatpussy714 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 555  |  
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my new life...part 6

after awhile i fell asl**p....still stuck in my bondage..-----While she slept this is what was happening with her master------i slowley opened the door.i looked around not seeing the slave i loved so much...i went all around the house and...nothing.i went looking for her.i went past the drive way and saw a little drop of water towards the left of the drive way...it was one of her tears...i had the sudden urge to jolt that way,and i did just that. i went about 1/4 of a mile befor i came across drag marks and then tire traks.....oh shit.....she was looking for me..... she didnt run for fr... Continue»
Posted by sex-is-my-obsesion 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 554  |  
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Kim Possible: Dreams Can Come True - Chapter 3

Kim Possible: Dreams Can Come True - Chapter 3 - After hours

Ron Stoppable was Kim's best friend and sidekick in their fight against crime.

Ron was the exact opposite of Kim. He was the guy that you'll never pay any attention at. He was clumsy and a real time loser, until a few weeks back. He was also in love with his best friend, Kim, but he couldn't tell her. He never had any idea as to how she would react if he told her the truth.

Growing up, Ron thought that he would be what a woman wants. Blonde hair, blue eyes and a great body. Around sixth grade he realized that this wou... Continue»
Posted by crystalwaters69 1 month ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 554  |  
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lee a morning glory

well let me tell you about lee my uncles ex and the mother of cindy his daughter wich sort of makes her my aunt but they didn't get married.
were talking 5ft6" brunnete large brown eye"s cant describe them as tit's
more like humongous boobs we are past dd i think they were at least f cups a
genuine bbw just awsome.
well lets start the story.
well im asl**p well sort of hafway to waking up.
ah yes the usual morning hardon the painfull morning missile.
i release the bastard from my jocks ah thats better but not quite.
i chuck the covers of yes much better give the bugger a couple of s... Continue»
Posted by 6963 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 554  |  
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Marriage

A priest blesses a couple for their wedding. The next day the priest meets the wife in the shopping center alone. He asked "Where is your husband?", and she replied i left him back home because he prefers to watch TV sports.
The priest asked again, are you going back to him sooner or later? The wife said yes, i can't leave without him.
The priest looked and smiled in a funny way just to say "You get married one day, leave your spouse next, try to get back to fuck your spouse and possibly do that all over again".
That is why as a priest, the nun to stay committed to whatever i want from spir... Continue»
Posted by great_lover 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 553  |  
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Ass bang

She started to cry. Just a little. Bumfelt stood and went to her side.
“I’m sorry…I’m so sorry..” she cried, looking up to him, wiping the tears from her eyes. “I don’t even know why I’m crying. We weren’t close for several months now.”
Bumfelt didn’t know what to say. He wanted to hold her closer. But he had a raging hard-on. She looked so fucking hot. Dressed all in black. Black pencil skirt. Silk blouse. Black nylons and heels. But then she always did look hot. Today, more than ever. Was it wrong for him to have these thoughts now? Fucking dirt-bag. She’d just lost her hus... Continue»
Posted by sirspunky 7 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 553  |  
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My sph fetish comes true!!!

After a yr of being with my wife I confessed to her about my sph, she actually took to it very well and was glad I brought it up as she has always thought it was tiny and didn't know how to tell me, we often talk about it and situations where I would be stood naked in front of a bunch of her friends with them all pointing and laughing at my small c*ck on one of her girly nights, we would try and plan a night where that would happen but always chicken out. I also wanted her to tell her friends and female relatives but she was too embarrassed about being with a guy with a small c*ck BUT when sh... Continue»
Posted by ilovemysmallcock 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 551  |  
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I dare you not to get wet ;)

Whether we'd be hanging out, on a date, or suddenly overcame by raging hormones or just having a good fuck, this is how i would proceed. Id like to think you are uncontrollably horny right now, and if your not i suggest you comeback later when you can play ;)

I would unzip my pants and pull the heavy denim down slowly so you could gaze upon my protruding long bulge. I would teasingly grasp the bottom of your dress and pull it up by your heaving breast, right below your now so aroused tender nipples. I would proceed to spot the damp section of your tight cotton panties. As my cock throbs wit... Continue»
Posted by longdocdong 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 551  |  
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Last Night

So last night me and my wife where in our living room watching movies, and she started to fall asl**p. So I said hey I know your not sl**ping, because everytime I spend a lot of time ppicking out these movies and everytime you fall asl**p. she said I'm sorry baby I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open can you help me stay awake. I looked at her like ???? what? She said maybe be if you put that big daddy dick in my fat wet pussy I might be able to stay awake.
I said I think I can keep you up. So she slowly untied my shorts and pulled my dick out and put it against her face lik... Continue»
Posted by leneddy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 549  |  
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Images of an Affair

At some point in every marriage one or the other gets a thought that screams
through the brain like the Harley you were stuck next to at the light the other
day on the way home from work.... you know the one, like there is something
differnt about the way your wife has been carrying herself or the way her pussy
feels or smells, just a tiny bit differnt then the way it normaly does, you know....like the times in the past when you used a condom for the lamest reasons
only a new couple can come up with??? now days you dont give a shit because
wearing a piece of laytex or anything for that... Continue»
Posted by mrdettail96 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 549  |  
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Like Cub, Like A Gentleman

Like Cub, Like A Gentleman
[user]Maggie, REDnMIST[/user]
02-16-2013

I never was what one might refer to as a ”loose woman.” My M.O. was after about two to three years of being alone and sexless, I would opt for a lover if a boyfriend hadn’t come into the picture yet. That seemed to be my limit for going without sex. What determines my limit? It is when I become so super-horny that a good session of masturbation and toys do not provide relief.

God bless the Greeks who invented the dildo to cure hysteria in women. God bless the one who added power to it! Usually a clit stimulator ... Continue»
Posted by REDnMIST 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 549  |  
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my girls asshole !!!

i am with my girlfriend six months and she is bi. she has a great body and firm breasts!! one thing that i did not like was her asshole.. it was hairy and i said to her that i did not like it and she said it was to awkward to shae that area and she asked me would i do it!!!! i asked her would she get her female friend to do it and let me watch!!!she was hesitant at first but then she quite liked the idea!! a weekend came and her bisexual girlfriend came over ... i popped the bottles of wine andone woed led to another and before i knew it her girlfriend said she would shave it for her!(the wine... Continue»
Posted by drakesin 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 549  |  
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BigBimbo's Memoire #1: First Blowjob

A young man's (In retrospect, I was more boy than man) first sexual experience with a woman is a powerful, powerful thing. It completely changes your self-perception, it answers so many of the questions from your post-sexualization youth and changes you from an innocent hopeful into hunter that will never stop his pursuit. Here is a recount of my coming of age tale:

My first real girlfriend and I met because she was one of the trainers for the football team. Her daddy was extremely wealthy, her mother was bipolar and on lots of meds and, as a result, she was very screwed up. I was obliviou... Continue»
Posted by bigbimbo 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 548  |  
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HERES ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BOOKS!

* KARI'S, JAILHOUSE SWANK!!!






------ Looking to get layed, Huh, Babe? Do you need me, Now, Want to get loud, and feeling proud? I know you want this, and I have it! So, come ready, and with it! Just, got to love this, "Shi... Continue»
Posted by JUICYBOX 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 550  |  
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Flaunting It At the Frat Party

Flaunting It At the Frat Party


The name is Tolden. James Tolden. There are three things you need to know about me.....
One:
I am tall. My towering height of 6’9” made me a natural for basketball, and my talent made me a star.
Two:
I am hung like a Bull Elephant. The same early growth spurts which gave me height, also added copious inches to my manhood, which was well-sized to begin with.
Three:
I am not above humiliating a lesser man. I’ve done it lots of times. This was the first.
I had been invited to my first Frat party my freshman year of ... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 547  |  
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New Years Eve

A Owen and Eve short story

Story tags: M/F, Adultery, consensual,

10 am, December 31st

Eve finishes packing an overnight bag with everything that she needs for the night. Including a surprise for Owen. She had picked up a silky blue coloured teddy with matching thong, along with other fun stuff.

11 am, December 31st

Owen has finished packing an overnight bag for himself, then packs a bag with food, booze and pot, and heads out the door to where he will be house sitting for new years while his wife holds a girls night and told him to find somewhere else to be for the night.

... Continue»
Posted by drizzcat 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 546  |  
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Preplanned (Rap)ing Drama

It was an unwanted occurrence for me, about which I have never even imagined. The incident occurred most recently and I was totally unready for facing such type of situation. Though the whole situation was pre-planned and just a drama, nothing else. The heroin of this drama was my house owner’s middle aged wife Sulekha Bhabi. I have rented this apartment in March 2010, my flat is at the ground floor. From the very beginning when I first met Sulekha Bhabi, I attracted to her liquid eyed lusty sight. When she stares at my eyes, I seemed she can see the bottom of my mind. I also think that she is... Continue»
Posted by matterboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 547  |  
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