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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Chapter 5 -

Dorothy felt the sun cascading over her face, as she began to wake up. Slowly pulling her eyelids up, Dorothy saw Leandra sitting in front of her staring at her.

"We have to talk Dorothy".

Dorothy rubbed her eyes and sat up. "How long have I been asl**p".

"I would say we been asl**p for about seven hours. Its morning and we fell asl**p close to night. I first want to say thank you. Thanks for staying behind, I really do owe you."

Dorothy smiled,"I'm glad to do it, for a new friend".

Leandra packed up there things in her bag. "This journey I am on, you should know what Im going a... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 492  |  
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Mortal Kombat

All my Stories are absolutely true

2011, June 17
About 10:10pm


In the early nineties the first Mortal Kombat released and became one of the most popular games through its extreme v******e and splatter-effects. It was published the almost the same time as Street Fighter 2 and therefore was a big rivalry between those two games. Back then you either were a Street Fighter or a Mortal Kombat Fan. Well, that time I only was two years old and far away from the audience of those games so I initially began to play for real in the year 2008 with “MK vs. DC Universe”. After I decided for myself... Continue»
Posted by Bea69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 487  |  
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Fucked Landlord's Daughter-In-Law On Diwali

My landlord is a retired colonel and has after his retirement he has built a huge home that anyone would rather call an apartment. More because of his two sons out of whom none was living in India. The younger was already working there but the elder had recently moved abroad. So as his wife could not get Visa and also the winters were approaching so her movement was postponed until a good time might come.

Meanwhile she used to teach music and dance to young girls while living in Pune and she was herself a very bright lady. She was young and aged only 26 or 27 years. She was beautiful too... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 490  |  
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In Military Service

Chapter One: The Surprise

Daniel was an 18 year old soldier fresh from boot camp. He had been trained for military service with the Atlantic Alliance Army - a major world organization with open military world operations. He was about to be sent out to his first assignment aboard a small ship called the Virginia, stationed off the coast of China in the North Pacific. The A3 consisted of personnel from all over Europe, North America, and English influenced international locations such as Japan. He was going to meet up with his squad, and begin his career as a "mercenary peace keeper", perform... Continue»
Posted by Ferguson2010 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 486  |  
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Honors Anatomy Class

This story is a fantasy. All those described are of the age of consent. The story includes nudity (naked male, clothed female), adolescents engaged in sexually provocative activities with adult supervision, detailed description of the male anatomy including the reproductive organs and male ejaculation. If you are offended by any of these elements or concepts, please do not read this story.

Honors Anatomy Class

As Timmy dressed in the locker room his mind was focused on the note he had been sent by the Science teacher, Miss Springer, that morning. Right after gym, he was to rep... Continue»
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Beautiful Nightmare (Palace of the Damned)

I had only been waking a little way now the terrain was slabbed with burning torches, I was so close to the palace of Emperor Longdong, in fact I could see up ahead to shadowy figures coming towards me, more Penis Warriors well I had nothing to fear might as well check out the cocks.
"Hello Gents" As well as being naked except for me bag and shoes, reckoned that would get their attention, it did they stood either side of me and spoke in their growly tongue "You are the one everyone has been looking for" the one on the left spoke.
"Am I Big boy, well now you found me, reaching my hand inside ... Continue»
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Nur Geil

Im Hausflur begegnete mir mal meine Nachbarin, sie ist schon etwas reifer, deshalb aber keineswegs unattraktiv, sie strahlt einfach dieses Frauliche aus, kein Mädchen mehr. Wie ich anhand ihrer Einkaustüten sah, war sie auf dem Weg zum Supermarkt, da mein Auto derzeit etwas fahruntüchtig ist, fragte ich frecher Weise, mit einem sympathischen Lächeln, ob sie mich mitnehmen würde. Sie freute sich, da das Einkaufen an sich, ja eher langweiliger Natur ist, halt ein notgedrungenes Unterfangen. Ich brauchte nicht viel, so waren wir mehr mit ihren Sachen beschäftigt, als mit meinen. Wir alb... Continue»
Posted by Fordig 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 485  |  
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Tube Rendezvous

I check my watch: 10.31 perfect, I step onto the 3rd carriage of the tube at Oxford Circus, Central Line heading west. I check my mobile again, the text reads "10.31 Central line, 3rd carriage, OC, no undies ;) Bunty x"

I make my way to the corner of the packed tube, looking for the blonde haired woman, but no sign. At the next stop a sudden rush of people exiting and a new hoard entering. Suddenly I notice a shot of blonde hair moving towards me. The woman is close and has her back to me, she is dressed in a black jumper, black skirt, black stockings and a red jacket. I have a Gant shirt, ... Continue»
Posted by tallguy222 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 485  |  
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Fun Fantasy Game *Enjoy* Be Creative

If you could be the hottest shemale that ever walked the earth for one day what would you do ? Im talking

*5'7
*Beautiful Face, somewhat of Megan Fox or Lacey Chabert
*Pretty green eyes
*Nice lips
*Nice smile & white baby teeth
*140 lbs
*Very feminine voice
*Small girly hands & feet
*Long Hair (Brunette)
*About one shade darker than Pale skin
*Nice tight butt
*Boobs with no visible surgery scars
*And a small penis, just small enough for you to wear bikinis on the beach

Of course I want to hear your story's so i will make mine short,(Get all their email addresses)I would b... Continue»
Posted by guess1tw3ll 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 483  |  
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The Wild Ride In The Air

The metal table was cold against my skin. My hands and feet were tied up and I was wearing a blindfold. All around me I heard voices, and the sound of people unfurling something they held in their hands.

That's when the whipping started.
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Flying Sucks!

I don't mean suck in a good way either. Flying sucks one hundred year old man asshole skank. The only thing I hated more than flying was living in the Southwestern USA.

"It's a dry heat," everyone says.

"Bull fucking shit!"

... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 486  |  
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Johnny And Mary, A True Story (Classic poetry)

I'm sure this is a true story...for somebody...

Johnny And Mary, A True Story...

Now Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes,
Running in the field, riding their bikes,
Like other little k**s, they stayed out all day,
Doing their chores, later they'll play,

Johnny and Mary went to school,
Tried real hard, act real cool,
Johnny noticed Mary started to grow real fine,
Nice firm breasts, big behin',

Johnny thought he'd take him a chance,
He asked Mary to the high school dance,
Mary said fine, pick me up at eight,
Dress real sharp, now don't be late,

John... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 482  |  
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Finger Fuck Date

I decided to post a story for the first time and naturally i'll start with one of my best stories! It was during my period at the university - in 2004! I didn't went home to visit my parents in the weekend and the city was laim those days! At night i was home with my friends and when i was out of liquor i went to a near b y café! I went there on a regular basis and knew everyone there! When i got there that night there were only the local d***k guys in their 50's at the bar, but there was a chubby student with great awesome tits pretty face and lips that could slurp a big black cock easily! I... Continue»
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Dirty Jokes ReEdit

Introduction: Forgot some info here the better one hope you like it

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks th... Continue»
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Theatrical....... 24

Theatrical…..24

I woke the next morning and went into the shower, Gerald had risen early and gone out, I came out of the shower and put on my bath robe, I was planning in my mind how to tackle his instruction, I went into the lounge and Del was sitting on the couch with papers spread out on the coffee table, she looked up at me, “hi!, how are you, did you sl**p ok?” she asked cheerfully, “yes, like a log, I was ready for my bed last night” I said, “yes, me too, he can be quite exhausting” she said, I sat down beside her, “Del, I hope you won’t take offence but you make it sound like he fuck... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 482  |  
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Theatrical

Theatrical
By: The Priest

I was about to start the engine when my mobile phone rang, it was Mary, she was unable to make the theatre date because one of her c***dren had gone down with some kind of virus so I decided to make the girlie night into a one woman night rather than give up seeing the one woman show at the theatre especially after I had been so looking forward to it, I had the tickets which were not cheap, I knew the seats were in a perfect spot and the artiste was a fantastic American woman who I had always admired for her talent and the life she had lived to the full, so why n... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 480  |  
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Have you ever?

Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know? Have you ever had sex with someone you couldn't see? Have you ever had sex with more than one person? Have you ever let someone watch you have sex? Have you ever watched someone who didn't know? Have you ever told a secret to a stranger? Have you ever had phone sex with someone you met online? Have you ever had sex in public? Have you ever had sex through a glory hole? Have you ever masturbated outside? Have you ever not washed between lovers? Have you ever had sex with someone who just had sex? Have you ever shared home movies of... Continue»
Posted by BuckyGoldstein 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 480  |  
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joke!

litlle girl and his father in the park!
girl; look dady the dog's fucking!
dady; do'not see there,i'ts not for you!!
girl; i' know,buth make me so hard............. Continue»
Posted by kurvika 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 479  |  
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The Third Date

She came to my apartment wearing high heels, a camisole top, and a tight black mini-skirt. Looking at her skin-tight skirt, I could tell she wasn't wearing any panties. I welcomed her into my place, took her jacket, and gave her a hug. While embracing one another, she whispered in my ear that she's been waiting all week to see me, and that she was so horny. I told that I had made reservations at this quaint little Italian restaurant. She replied, "fuck the reservations, I brought dessert," and carefully started unbuttoning her blouse. I was speechless. I didn’t know how to react. After all, w... Continue»
Posted by DoggyDeeply 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 479  |  
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Dracula's Forbidden Forest

Music that would be playing in the background is as follows: Marilyn Manson "Sweet Dreams", Korn "Freak on a leash", Three days Grace "a****l i have become" and NIN "Closer". This is the first annual haunted hay ride for adults only with only 2 wagonfulls of people per night so early reservations are strongly recommended! This is an erotic ride for the halloween season for very sexual people, such as myself, to dress up and participate in the roles you are given. During the heat of the moment some participants if they wish can swap partners and so on. You must sign a disclaimer form before... Continue»
Posted by jenny462 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 479  |  
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Cure for a bruised ego

"We gotta go out and get our Rage on!" Spence shouted smashing an empty Bud bottle.

"Yeah I don't feel up to that Spence." I said downing the last of my beer.

"Come on Zach you so need this, especially after a bad break-up. And as luck would have it I know the perfect place."

We hopped into spence's car and drove to some out of the way building in a part of town I normally wouldn't go.

"Where are we?" I asked.

"It's a little off the beaten path, but it has exactly what you need."

"What Hep C or maybe a Staph Infection?"

"Just go!"

We walked down a set of rusting... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 479  |  
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