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A Day in the park or How NOT to take sexy self pot

A couple days ago I was feeling kind of bad because I had dumped on a guy I had been chatting with. I started thinking, what could I do to make it up to him. Suddenly I knew, I'll take some pictures just for him! It was a nice day outside so I thought - an outdoor shoot would give both of us a thrill! He knows I tend to be an exhibitionist so I ran upstars and picked out my outfit. I choose a short blue jean skirt and T-shirt with no panties, partly to get me in the mood and partly because I knew he would like the view.
I planned on doing it in my backyard but as I went to the back doo... Continue»
Posted by uwqgqfrm 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 464  |  
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Betty's life (Chapter 2)

Your full lips are closer and closer to CJ's shithole. You can even smell it. It smelled like CJ just had a p*o.
-"Yes, yes, yes...That's it, gurl, that's it! Make me happy, bitch!"-CJ yelled pushing your head even stronger, so your lips touched his anus and your nose was smelling his sweaty balls now.
*There's no way out.*- You think to yourself. You, Betty Boops, the most beautiful white girl in college, with a hot pair of tits and nice big booty, are going to lick some black d**g dealer's ass, who lives nextdoor in you neighbourhood, just for a simple ride to the mall...Hell yeah!
-"C'mo... Continue»
Posted by twingirl 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 466  |  
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I Fucked a Super Hero (Sort of)

About a year ago I experienced every boys fantasy when I fucked a Super Hero...well sort of.

I found myself invited by my b*****r-in-law to the San Diego Comic Con, he had planned to go with his friend but at the last minute he cancelled so after much prodding by my s****r I went. Now don't get me wrong I like comics as much as the next guy I just don't see much point in dressing up as your favorite character...or at least I didn't until I made my way to the convention hall. The place was packed with colorful characters from comics and science fiction both men and women, and amazingly the w... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 463  |  
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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Ch8)

Leandra held on tight, looking down at the spot that once held the remains of Omby Amby. She pulled herself up and over the railing, looking around to see if Dorothy or The Lion had witnessed what had just transpired. To her delight there was no one but her. She walked over to the map that had caused her to kill Omby and just like Omby, she tossed it over the side of the ship. It swayed in the wind until it hit the desert and turned to sand. She looked out at the desert and saw land on the horizon.

She gathered Omby clothes and walked down the stairs to where she had stashed hers. She sli... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 462  |  
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Project Pussy!!!

It was a cold winter night in the Chi-Town!! December 25 1994 Marry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Me and a couple of my home boys decided to go to the then Cliff Levingston Rivera for the Christmas celebration of hip. Me a young k** at the time age 25 nice looking short and stature but hansome and always on the look out for some good pussy. When the music came on I look for some one to dance with. On the floor was this fine thick big booty girl dance by herself. I thought to myself let me try and get a dance with her. She was about 5'0 in height but had to wieght about 175.00 with ... Continue»
Posted by thrill1 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 462  |  
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ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D part 3

After numerous flutes of wine Kathy Lee was becoming very vocal despite Hoda's vain attempts to silence her proved to be. The only think that silenced her was when she was sucking my cock. She held it in her hands and then cast glance over at Hoda and a mischievious smile smile across her face.
"Reminds of that visit to the farm," she said. "Remember, Hoda. The stables?"
Hoda's face tightened and reddened and she gave Kathy Lee a solid punch on the arm and pushed her head downward and filled her mouth with my engorged prick. She cast a nervous glance over at me, which I responded with an... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 461  |  
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The Audition 5

Part 5-The Fates are Laughing

"You crazy gurrl." Dennis said grinning with a bulge rising in his pants. My right hand was all over it rubbing up and down.

"Maybe when we're done here, you can get me d***k and take advantage of me. "

Dennis smiled. "I like that idea."

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"Cut!" Ordered Nick. "Everybody Take 10!"

(Wow! They take breaks here too? Then again for all I know this is a union shop)

Everybody was clearing out except for Dede w... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Jenny and Tanya in old Amsterdam - last part

With Jenny in c*** from too many orgasms, Pete tied up tough Tanya on his wooden low table and trashed her properly as well. During coming she only beeped:
"Beep, Pete Peterson, peep, ... I pee ... beep ...".

Seeing her peeing Pete doubled his efforts. She shouted so loud that ol´ Pete collapsed ... but Jenny woke up!

Jenny untied Tanya. Kicked Pete awake. Told the old man: "More!"
And she presented him his arms. Poor Pete was left without defense.

He accepted his paddle and the Polish whip, called "cat-o-nine tails" in English - in Polish "na ostry seks" and came back to duty ... B... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Tensorian Escape

"This way.", she whispered. The three hurried down the gangway to the small ship, looking behind to see if they were being followed. The hatch to the ship was open and they ducked inside and pulled the door closed behind them.

Safe, for now. Captain Senna tried to catch her breath and looked over at Ensign Torr and Science Officer Beck. They seemed similarly winded but unhurt. Her academy training had not prepared her for this. Commanding a scout ship was one thing. Navigating her crew safety through a hostile space station was quite another.

"Ok, let's see if we can get this ship going ... Continue»
Posted by earthskull 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

A Different Kind of Lover Chapter II (fiction)

The last story I wrote was of my exciting lover Jenny who had a very special secret.
As I related in the first story, I had no clue whatsoever that my friend Jenny possessed an anatomical difference which I had never dreamed really existed. I had read of myths, legends, and lore which had described her hermaphrodite status, but I was mistakenly thinking this was fictional poppycock. After finding out about Jenny, oh what a world, what an intriguing new world she has introduced me to; she gave me a first-hand introduction to a completely new w... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 461  |  
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Theatrical.......10

Theatrical…..10

I felt a bit sorry for him, the guy behind was pulling up his pants, he shed the condom and threw it on the bed, then he went out followed by the younger guy, I picked up the still warm rubber and looked at it, the seminal fluid filled the bulb at the end, I stared at it for a few seconds, that could have been inside me, would I have come if I had felt it shooting into me?,
I threw it into the bin after tying it and put on my thong and skirt, I also put on my bra then decided to leave off my blouse, I was getting into this role as a whore but I was even more ready for a f... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 459  |  
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Hotel Fucking in Atlanta - Memories!





This very hot pic posted today by eyesonu, stirred up an old memory.

The girl in the pic reminds me of a young local student ecsort I once fucked at the Atlanta Sheraton, about 15 years ago. Nice memories of the encounter and events surrouding it.

I was at a trade show as part of a group of about 12 people from various businesses. I had some free time after lunch and arranged for this girl to come to my room. We had a fun time even though the girl was new to the work, and quite nervous. She was a great kis... Continue»
Posted by Hangdog90 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 459  |  
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Me 1966-1984 (I-1)

I was born in one of the largest cities in the world,but I grew up in a small town. That small town can be found on any World Globe. Spanish Explores discovered a crossing point on the Colorado river back in 1540. Now it sits on a Tri-Borderers of California, Arizona & Sonora México; the gas stop between San Diego & Phoenix. The Desert area is home to Agriculture & Military Bases.

My Sexual Education came very early (too² early‼), I'm a Survivors of i****t by my step father. I do not condone what he did, but I do for give him for what he did. That is the 1st first step in healing with in
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Posted by TGirlFan-de-RB 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 459

Slave Sexual Conditioning

The searing pain is the first thing I feel as I become aware of my surroundings. As I struggle to try to find the source of it and to make it stop I begin to realize that I am held down by straps on my ankles, wrists hips, neck, and head. I cannot move except to squirm in my bonds.

I try to look around, as I feel the pain ebb, but I realize that I must be blindfolded. I hear a soft, soothing woman's voice say "I'm sorry - we must have miscalculated your anesthesia." I try to respond, to plead for it to stop, but I feel my mouth filled with a cylindrical shape. I grunt, and the voice respon... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 458  |  
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the true story of gs4love

for a long time I look at all the horny women here on the forum and rub my little willy in front of the monitor. Since no one can suffer me, my mother had always hung me as c***d sausages about the neck so that at least the dogs play with me. Now, I wanted to play along here so gladly and post also horny picture on the hamster. But from where should I take them? Not a single healthy woman wants to have me however. Therefore, I have ordered a whore from the lokal advertising. My Harz4 money has not been enough for a pretty one then however, but an ugly came to visit me at home and I was allowed... Continue»
Posted by gs4love-der-echte 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 456  |  
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inside of her pt2

as i mentioned befor i was puzzled were could they havewent? i thought to myself as i continued on with the day one of my coworkersasked meif every thing was o kay i replied yes,i just had a wildnight she smerkedand said i hope it was 1 to remeber i replied it sure was one i wont forget it for a while and smiled back soas the day progressed it was time to go home and basically follow same routine but the night had come and gone i didnt think i would ever have that encounter again when suddenly she appeared and things were just as before it was a rather stormy night but not to bad there were n... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 456  |  
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First Time Stories : Just One Look



So, about a year ago, I had a lot of trouble going to sl**p one Thursday night. I was tossing and turning for hours, but I just couldn't fall asl**p! At around 2 in the morning, I realized that the reason I couldn't go to sl**p was because i hadn't exercised in two days - I go to the gym at least five times a week - so I had a lot of pent up energy. I like to keep in good shape, and so far, I've succeeded. I'm about 5'1, and weigh 95 lbs. I'd probably weigh less, but nature blessed me with a very large set of perky, 34dd boobs. And since I live in Southern California, I pretty much always ... Continue»
Posted by salahgabr 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 456  |  
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A tribute almost cost me..

True Story

I just, I mean JUST got into doing tributes, and I love it!

Knowing how much ladies love my cum all over them has turned into a major turn. I day or two ago, I did my first official tribute and posted the pic on my profile.

Since, I've been listening to requests and looking for epic pictures to leave my k**s on.

About an hour ago, I accepted my second official request/tribute, and starting preparing for it.

I clicked on one of her sexiest photos, saved it and printed it - full size of course. ;-)

I opened a couple videos to watch while I rubbed one out, but I'm not... Continue»
Posted by Good6Enough 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 454  |  
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f****y values

One time i was staying out of town at my cousins place We decided on big night out on the tiles as we hadnt seen each other for a while.

Me my cousin and a few of his footballer mates, hit the clubs
we was all bang up for a good time ,
we were dressed to kill and on the hunt for girls.

A few hours into the night the drink was flowing and we eneded up in a really steamy dance club in west end ,

i was at the bar buying some more drinks with my cousin while we were laughing and exchanging stories of what would like to do to a particular girl in the club

We have always been competi... Continue»
Posted by dannyboy190 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 453  |  
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More Fun With An Asslock Cock Ring

Hi here's a couple more Asslock Cockring stories, I hope you enjoy them.

The first one happened a few weeks ago when I found myself feeling desperately horny and a little twitchy with need. Sadly poor Wifey was right in the middle of her monthly, plus she was still suffering with an awful bout of thrush. Sensing my odd mood she asked if I was OK, I couldn't help but mention to her that I badly needed to cum, "yes you do!" she said. Happily she selflessly offered to make much of me with her tongue, fingers, and mouth while I wore my new toy the Ass lock Cock Ring.

Once upstairs ... Continue»
Posted by stimslut 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 452  |  
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