So I think everybody has a hot story to tell but most dont want to go through the bother of writting it out in great detail. So what I propose is this - in no more than 5 sentences share your most horny, most shocking sex story as a comment below. Gay, straight, young, old, something you done or something you seen, your best time, your first time, friends, f****y or strangers - share your story and make someone horny!!!... Continue»
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Standing only in my red lace panties, brushing my teeth, I wipe the fog from the bathroom mirror.
Looking into the mirror, I see you step from the shower, give me a smile and a wink, then turn away from me to reach for a towel.
I can’t help but notice your sexy physique and your sweet tight buns. I swiftly turn and give your ass cheek a hard slap. Your hips thrust forward as your shoulders push back. You whirl around, with a scowl on your face.
Still brushing my teeth, I innocently tilt my head from side to side and shrug my shoulder a little as if to say “what?” Without sa... Continue»
It is a very warm summerday and we are go hiking. Walking behind the house up the mountain and the sun is burning on our skins. We walk along the paths and between the trees. After 2 hours we pass a house and move on after half an hour we arrive at a canyon. For our luck there is a plank bridge so we can go over the canyon. But when we arrive at half the bridge we stop and enjoy the good few from the mountain into the vale. You stand there and I was behind you. Feeling a little like having fun I grab your one hand with mine and bound you on one of the ropes of the bridge. With the other I grab... Continue»
As the title says this is not exactly a sex story. Before I start this story, I want to tell a few things about myself. People call me different. I take it as an compliment. Some call me a sexual fanisizer, again thanks for the compliment. I never feel akward talking about sex with anyone. Rather I feel comfortable. I have no issues speaking with girls. I mingle with everyone. This is all u need to know.
I had crushes on many girls right from my college days and its always been a sexual desire. I watch porn every... Continue»
A priest blesses a couple for their wedding. The next day the priest meets the wife in the shopping center alone. He asked "Where is your husband?", and she replied i left him back home because he prefers to watch TV sports.
The priest asked again, are you going back to him sooner or later? The wife said yes, i can't leave without him.
The priest looked and smiled in a funny way just to say "You get married one day, leave your spouse next, try to get back to fuck your spouse and possibly do that all over again".
That is why as a priest, the nun to stay committed to whatever i want from spir... Continue»
after awhile i fell asl**p....still stuck in my bondage..-----While she slept this is what was happening with her master------i slowley opened the door.i looked around not seeing the slave i loved so much...i went all around the house and...nothing.i went looking for her.i went past the drive way and saw a little drop of water towards the left of the drive way...it was one of her tears...i had the sudden urge to jolt that way,and i did just that. i went about 1/4 of a mile befor i came across drag marks and then tire traks.....oh shit.....she was looking for me..... she didnt run for fr... Continue»
well let me tell you about lee my uncles ex and the mother of cindy his daughter wich sort of makes her my aunt but they didn't get married.
were talking 5ft6" brunnete large brown eye"s cant describe them as tit's
more like humongous boobs we are past dd i think they were at least f cups a
genuine bbw just awsome.
well lets start the story.
well im asl**p well sort of hafway to waking up.
ah yes the usual morning hardon the painfull morning missile.
i release the bastard from my jocks ah thats better but not quite.
i chuck the covers of yes much better give the bugger a couple of s... Continue»
Just left a bomb party with a celeb party. Fucked this guy in the bathroom. His wife was outside. Made him cum back to back with my fat wet juicy sloppy pussy. He said his wife has never made him do that. I sucked his dick while stroking it with my tougue as I rubbed his balls. I then began to suck his balls while jacking him off. He panted and panted as I licked his balls. What white balls he had...hahaha.. he said he always wanted a black bitch.. my mouth got juicy when he said that. Made him cum so hard it skeeted hard all over my face. O got it up again by rubbing his balls gently, I lai... Continue»
She started to cry. Just a little. Bumfelt stood and went to her side.
“I’m sorry…I’m so sorry..” she cried, looking up to him, wiping the tears from her eyes. “I don’t even know why I’m crying. We weren’t close for several months now.”
Bumfelt didn’t know what to say. He wanted to hold her closer. But he had a raging hard-on. She looked so fucking hot. Dressed all in black. Black pencil skirt. Silk blouse. Black nylons and heels. But then she always did look hot. Today, more than ever. Was it wrong for him to have these thoughts now? Fucking dirt-bag. She’d just lost her hus... Continue»
Great Lesbian Love and sodomy
Chapter V --- ---
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After this meeting with Michelle and Mark, we often spent evenings together. Sometimes I came alone or with the elected if it accepted the moment. Throughout this period I confess I papillonnais a girl to another. Finally, rather than admit I had in reserve several lovers, and that depending on the mood I was choosing one or the other. Each may not know the existence of others .. Not necessarily, with some it does not pose a problem while others are more exclusive I had to juggle... Continue»
After a yr of being with my wife I confessed to her about my sph, she actually took to it very well and was glad I brought it up as she has always thought it was tiny and didn't know how to tell me, we often talk about it and situations where I would be stood naked in front of a bunch of her friends with them all pointing and laughing at my small c*ck on one of her girly nights, we would try and plan a night where that would happen but always chicken out. I also wanted her to tell her friends and female relatives but she was too embarrassed about being with a guy with a small c*ck BUT when sh... Continue»
So last night me and my wife where in our living room watching movies, and she started to fall asl**p. So I said hey I know your not sl**ping, because everytime I spend a lot of time ppicking out these movies and everytime you fall asl**p. she said I'm sorry baby I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open can you help me stay awake. I looked at her like ???? what? She said maybe be if you put that big daddy dick in my fat wet pussy I might be able to stay awake.
I said I think I can keep you up. So she slowly untied my shorts and pulled my dick out and put it against her face lik... Continue»
At some point in every marriage one or the other gets a thought that screams
through the brain like the Harley you were stuck next to at the light the other
day on the way home from work.... you know the one, like there is something
differnt about the way your wife has been carrying herself or the way her pussy
feels or smells, just a tiny bit differnt then the way it normaly does, you know....like the times in the past when you used a condom for the lamest reasons
only a new couple can come up with??? now days you dont give a shit because
wearing a piece of laytex or anything for that... Continue»
Whether we'd be hanging out, on a date, or suddenly overcame by raging hormones or just having a good fuck, this is how i would proceed. Id like to think you are uncontrollably horny right now, and if your not i suggest you comeback later when you can play ;)
I would unzip my pants and pull the heavy denim down slowly so you could gaze upon my protruding long bulge. I would teasingly grasp the bottom of your dress and pull it up by your heaving breast, right below your now so aroused tender nipples. I would proceed to spot the damp section of your tight cotton panties. As my cock throbs wit... Continue»
A young man's (In retrospect, I was more boy than man) first sexual experience with a woman is a powerful, powerful thing. It completely changes your self-perception, it answers so many of the questions from your post-sexualization youth and changes you from an innocent hopeful into hunter that will never stop his pursuit. Here is a recount of my coming of age tale:
My first real girlfriend and I met because she was one of the trainers for the football team. Her daddy was extremely wealthy, her mother was bipolar and on lots of meds and, as a result, she was very screwed up. I was obliviou... Continue»
Like Cub, Like A Gentleman
I never was what one might refer to as a ”loose woman.” My M.O. was after about two to three years of being alone and sexless, I would opt for a lover if a boyfriend hadn’t come into the picture yet. That seemed to be my limit for going without sex. What determines my limit? It is when I become so super-horny that a good session of masturbation and toys do not provide relief.
God bless the Greeks who invented the dildo to cure hysteria in women. God bless the one who added power to it! Usually a clit stimulator ... Continue»
He always calls right about now. Nighttime's darkest moment, when only the desperate are awake. Naked under the covers my body aches from use but hums with anticipation. Twenty-one years old, it’s never felt so alive.
Like I knew it would, the phone rings, it’s him. He’s looking for a fix, a little naughtiness before sl**p. A thousand miles away, he breathes into my ear, the opening moments of a familiar ritual with a different twist every time.
We met over the summer. Right after I broken up with my college boyfriend. I was inexperienced; he was not. Battered but handsome, he took my fres... Continue»
It happened when I was 13 yrs old, me and my mom are all alone,,, no relatives no one to support us. Mom used to search for employment and I used to help her out in all kinds of work. What I came to know when I became older was that my mom in her college days was a beauty and had so many guys around her trying for a chance to experience her body which was 37-26-38, 5’5’’ tall whitish complexion more she looks like vijayashanti in telugu movies. She fell in love... Continue»
i am with my girlfriend six months and she is bi. she has a great body and firm breasts!! one thing that i did not like was her asshole.. it was hairy and i said to her that i did not like it and she said it was to awkward to shae that area and she asked me would i do it!!!! i asked her would she get her female friend to do it and let me watch!!!she was hesitant at first but then she quite liked the idea!! a weekend came and her bisexual girlfriend came over ... i popped the bottles of wine andone woed led to another and before i knew it her girlfriend said she would shave it for her!(the wine... Continue»
10. Flirting is all about attitude. A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic, open and positive. It works!
9. Start a conversation. The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help, make a joke, state an opinion. Make sure you are calm and composed but just do it before the person you've got your eye on walks out of the bar or passed you in the street, never to be seen again!
8. Have fun. Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability.
7. Use props. Never leave home without a pr... Continue»