Sex Humor Porn Stories
Page 74

My Week of Hell. (Week 1 of 7)

This isn't a sex story per se, so if you are looking for a classic son fucks mom chronicle, there are plenty to choose from here. I would know. ;)




As some of you know, last Tuesday was Marti Gras, or Fat Tuesday. A day celebrating debauchery and gluttony in all of its glory. A day of celebration rivaling New Year's Eve in scope and magnitude. In short, a epic day of partying and sex.


But the day after Marti Gras is the polar opposite of everything that Marti Gras stands for. Ash Wednesday. The beginning of the Lent period of fasting and repentance, if you belong to several major... Continue»
Posted by BigJ0526 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 448  |  
84%
  |  3

The Accident - Short Story

Cindy Rose, 27, a separated insurance broker without c***dren, is disillusioned by her heterosexual relationships. She tried many a spiritual path to learn to accept her personal male energies and to get aware of her feminine beauty. She knows by now, that lust isn't bound to a single gender and that love can be found only by accident! She wrote to me:

It was a stressy day at the office and everybody just picked on me. Somehow frustrated I slam the door and lock the car. A short glimpse into the letter box reveales: only junk mail again! »One day I would gain enough courage to murder that ... Continue»
Posted by sushicook 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 447  |  
79%
  |  1

chav lads, my arse, pussy get fucked

I got all tarted up for some sex as my twat was wet and begging for cock. I wore fishnet tights, short red skirt, red knickers, big red heels and a red tight crop top with no bra on. I had my big hoop earrings in and wore red lipgloss and lots of make-up in general. I went around to the back of the spar and met up with Jason, Nicky and Jake.

Jake who lives near me from the Chav sex trade story was there. He’d fucked me a few times when his mum and dad weren’t in at his house after the Chav sex trade story but he was at back of spar this night. Jake is very sexy and can cum 3 times easy whe... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 446  |  
84%
  |  2

The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Ch9/P1)

Dorothy could feel the sunrise on her face. She cracked her eyes open and looked down. Leandra had fallen asl**p with Dorothy left nipple in her mouth, sucking on it like a thumb. Dorothy smiled, opened her eyes and looked up at the blue sky but saw the end of a spear inches from her face. The spear was being held by a hunched over green creature.

It was a little smaller then Dorothy but was very muscular. Its skin was a deep hunter green color. The skin looked slimy but was not dripping any. It had long fingers with broken nails on the end. It had single ragged cloth that covered its ches... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
100%
  |  3

The Toy Run (Part 1)

It was a pain in the ass, but always worth it in the long run. Ya had to deal with folks who were either tryin' to be somthing they were not or looked down their noses at you while they took money from you. Not being one to trip till it was time to trip, it took alot more than facial expressions and wanna be's to get the ol' panites in a wad. The weather was at least warm and the roads were dry when I headed to the local toy slinger to pick up " a new unwrapped item for a boy....and a girl"

To start off the story, a cop pulled in behind me when I entered the parking lot at the local m... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 446  |  
100%

The Club

The Club

I had joined Level 4 the previous week, thanks to
sponsorship from my friend, Ted, who had been a member
for several months. My membership card arrived in
Wednesday's mail, and I was eager to try it out. I
called Ted, and we arranged to meet in the bar at 9 p.m.
on Friday night.
After a few moment's conversation, we went up the
stairs to the topless club and headed for the restrooms.
Nobody paid any attention to us, not with dancers on
stage. Ted knocked on the door marked "Manager" and we
were admitted. Our membership was checked again by one
bouncer and the... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 446  |  
92%
  |  2

Open door


By: Andrew Bonzua (a. k. a Andrew M. Bosnjak)


The door was open, and she had seen him drive off. Surely he would
have a copy of his own books in his home! Why, she could slip in and
take a look, and leave again, and he would never know.

She did not know why this idea slipped into her head. She would never
have thought of such a thing, usually. But it was true: here was an
opportunity to read the very works she had been so frustrated in trying
to find. A silly thing, to be unable to buy or borrow books, the
author of which lived in one's own town.

And it wasn't as if they wer... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
100%
  |  1

Sarah Sneaks In

Yep, I’m making another one of these! Next one is already planned, but I’m not sure if the next piece I’ll upload is that one, or another one I’ve had on my mind for a while. Hint hint: I’m not sure how well video game rule 34 will be appreciated here. :P
Same as usual! Hit CTRL+F or scroll down to “SEX STARTS HERE” if that’s what you’re here for!
NOTE- PLEASE love a comment! Good, bad, ugly, any are good! I need reviews if I want to improve!
________________________________________________________________________________

The sky was pitch black and the moon was high in the sky. I sat al... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
71%
  |  1

Whore Wife Fucked Infront Of Hubby – Part II

My heart beat started to run very fast. I can imagine what condition these men dicks must be. I did not have to wait for long, dharampal touched her plump pussy and found her dripping wet, he said ” haramzadi ki chut kitni geeli hai dekho bhaio ‘ he showed his glistening finger to everyone he said ” aab teri chut phateygi bol kutia gand aur chut sath mein phatwayegi ya bari bari” . Jyoti to everyone’s suprise said” sath mein behan key lodey , aur bari bari sab sey continued.

Listen to this dharampal ordered everyone to make way for his monster, he had approx 9 inches long and 6 inches thic... Continue»
Posted by chandan0707 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 445  |  
100%
  |  3

Untitled

Arranging to meet Sarah in the new pub was a waste of time she text as I arrived to say she was delayed somewhat I thought I'm here now no harm in a small glass of White was there I went inside for an afternoon it wasnt empty but not heaving I got my drink and headed for a table by the window I was thirsty and the first glass went down too quick so I headed to the bar for another I just sat back down when he walked in I blushed as his eyes clocked mine looking at him my god he was fit i looked away feeling flushed I couldn't resist another glance as he stood at the bar he was tall fit and a bo... Continue»
Posted by Hollysuckscox 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
92%
  |  2

Nostalgia: Details about my sexual partners

I haven't been with many women, I am not even old enough to drink yet so I still got time! I have been with a few different girls & have had a few nice experiences with each of them, sorry no visuals for any of them. Only my most recent ex:
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/227247-1.html
So here's a little info on the girls I was with & some of the experiences I've had so far.

Name - Age
Race
Hair Color - Type
Eye Color
Age I was when I was with them
What I did with them
Best experience





Amanda - 18
White
Black - Straight Long (To hips)
Light Blue
18
HJ, BJ, Sex, Ana... Continue»
Posted by overdoser 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
60%
  |  1

The Love of Spikes

I did't always wear high heeled stiletto shoes, but once I started wearing them, I craved more and more extreme heels, I think I must have an addictive personality,
I found a market stall in Devizes, that had a selection of what could only be called lap dancers shoes.
I know the risks, breaking my ankle, a bad back! Yes doctor but with my boobs a back ache is common place, I once gave a friend of mine a challenge, to wear one of my bras with two melons inside it for a day, so the skinny minny could experience what its like to walk around all day, with the extra weight.
I have found the stil... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
80%
  |  2

Strange things you think of

With the heat of this summer I have been finding it difficult to sl**p and strange things come into my mind like
Why did Daphne always disappear with Freddy in Scobby Doo, they were useless though Daphne certainly had a wiggle that even now I think is pretty hot.
Velma - how dirty would she be, I have been with nerdy girls and well they are very naughty to say the least.
Shaggy ... I am still in shock during an episode with Scrappy Doo he was riding a Llama trying to escape a Vampire. Did the cartoon company ever figure out that Llamas were never really ridden. Well logic and cartoons are r... Continue»
Posted by coltheharve78 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 443  |  
100%
  |  1

morning wood

Not my story, but just wanted to share it ..

I don't really have a raunchy story to tell but I do, however, feel that I am one of the luckiest men alive.


I met and fell in love with Krista about 3 years ago and we recently got married. She is the most beautiful, caring person I have ever met. I am so proud to be her husband and best friend.


Krista makes me horny without even saying or doing anything. I get hard watching her do laundry in her t-shirt and sweats. I get hard when she paces back and forth in the kitchen while she talks on the phone. I go insane when she gets dressed u... Continue»
Posted by bigdigga 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 442  |  
97%
  |  2

basketball tournament pt. 1

ok so my team makes it to a basketball tournament in humbotlt california, i think i was about 16 or 17 then. i never heard of that city before, but everyone was telling me its very boring, and old fashioned up there. there is nothing to do but smoke weed. i wasn't looking forward to it but i still wanted to win the whole tournament at all costs. when my team arrives to the the city, it was just how everyone said. the small town was so much in the woods there was only 1 hotel. since it was a 25 team tournament it was filled. so a lot of teams stayed with families that had the biggest house... Continue»
Posted by Spyda14 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 441  |  
75%
  |  4

Petite Blonde and a Coconut Bikini

True Story

She actually had Furby toys. Dead serious. But she was horny, petite, blonde, and a screamer. I met her through a friend that I performed with in community stage productions. She did some tailoring or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention. We were out on the town, she was loud, flirtatious and pretty open about how she wanted to have my cock that night.



It was my friend, and the two girls out on the town, being irresponsible. Drinks, yelling stupid stuff walking down the stre... Continue»
Posted by pjny21 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 441  |  
100%

Freewill 504: Part 8 Campus Slut

Freewill 504: Part 8 Campus Slut (By Chris A)

Disclaimer: If you are u******e and/or easily offended by stories of an adult nature, then you should probably go away. This story and characters are purely fictitious, and any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincedental. Any one who believes they should try and recreate these situations and events in a real life situation needs to get serious help. With that said: enjoy!

It was a warm spring evening as I walked across the center of the campus toward my final evening class. I don't know what possessed me to take a 7:30 class t... Continue»
Posted by tzrlvr 10 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 444  |  
50%

Two for the Balcony

You and I are at a movie theater. We have the back row all
to ourselves. No more than a minute after the lights have dimmed,
you begin slipping your hand beneath the box of popcorn on my lap
to give me an unexpected massage. I flinch in surprise at first
and slap your hand away out of propriety. But after you make
another advance beneath the popcorn, I find myself with a rather
powerful involuntary hard-on. My whispered warnings for you to
behave go unheeded. By the time the previews have ended and the
feature has begun, you've managed to unzip my trousers and have
worked your fi... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 439  |  
96%
  |  3

8 Ways to Feel Closer After Sex

Take a moment to think about what you and your guy usually do after sex. Chances are, it’s sl**p, eat, or flip on the TV. Not exactly romantic, especially considering that the few hours afterward are one of the best times to bond. “When you orgasm, hormones are released that make you feel more connected,” says clinical sexologist Rachael Ross, MD, PhD. “Take advantage of that by doing things to prolong the feeling.” But that doesn’t mean intense conversations or eye gazing—little gestures can reap big benefits. Try these tips tonight.

1. If you’re hungry, forgo ordering a pizza and instead... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 439  |  
88%
  |  2

Sci-Fi - The SFL Dairy Laboratory - cows

The author claims copyright on this document. It may be posted in other groups or copied for inclusion in archives, etc., but may not be used for commercial purposes in any way! If you do repost this or copy it off somewhere, please keep this notice of copyright attached.





NASA contributes 40% of the Budget at the Sexperimental Farm Laboratory.


This is a Documentary of 1998 when the Fallopians


threatened our Civlisation.


The account of SFL Dairy, June 1st - 24th 1998. Iowa




After meeting their maids in the house, k**man then

took the two w... Continue»
Posted by millymooe 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 441  |  
99%
  |  2