In 1974, Harry Chapin wrote a poem about an accident with a truck in Scranton, Pennsylvania. The truck was carrying a load of bananas and crashed. Chapin developed the incident into a kind of cult song that he would play at his live concerts. The song had an original ending that had no audience pull. He tried to amend it and make it more popular. After his first attempt, he played the song for his group and received the following reaction: "Harry, it sucks!" So, as Harry relates in the song, he went back to his lonely writers garret and tried out a new ending. So here I am, in my lonely writer... Continue»

Stranger: i am admiring your boobies

Stranger: and imagining myself softly pinching your nipples :P

You: :D And I can imagine myself..Maybe moaning..Mayybeee if your good enough :3

Stranger: ohhh, youll moan

Stranger: i am pushing you back by your boobs agaist the wall

Stranger: and pressing my hips to yours so you cant move

You: Oh wow, So I ended losing control...Hehe well I like your style C:

Stranger: ;)

You: What if I were to then turn the tables and kiss your neck licking down your chest and sucking on your stomach ? Would you like that, Or am I the only who wou... Continue»

Theatrical….6

He let go of me and locked the door, he came in front of me and knelt down, I looked up at him, “are you ok?” he asked, “I’m fine” I said “but better for seeing you” I said, “did he come inside you?” he asked, “no, did you come inside her?” I challenged, “no, she cried off after her third orgasm, I left her entertaining the troops” he said, “look, can you do me a big favour, will you make sure that my s****r is ok, she was the other woman in the shelter and my niece, the bride to be is heading in their direction, if they get hold of her, well!, who knows” I pleaded, he turned ... Continue»

Theatrical … 2

You remember at the end of “Theatrical” how I told you that I had not seen the guy from the theatre since he fucked me in the disabled toilets and how much he meant to me, how I had been looking out for him, well!! I’ve seen him again,…… yes!!, in the city with his wife, I was walking through one of the arcades and I spotted him in front, he is really easy to notice because he is so tall, well my heart stopped when I realised it was him but then I thought “how can I make him see me, maybe he has been looking for me, I have got to make him see me, make eye contact” so I turned... Continue»

Another poem originally posted under the screen name BrianDamage...and not a true story, btw...

I Married A Hooker

I met a girl who walked the street,
I have to say she really looked sweet,
Tight skirt of leather and lace,
Long hair framed a pretty face,
Didn't take much more than a glance,
To realize I wanted to get into her pants,
Next time I saw her walking by,
I chugged my beer and went over to say 'Hi,'
She asked me if I wanted to go out,
What she did for a living, there was no doubt,
Just to make sure there is no misconception,
I normally don't pay, this wa... Continue»

I woke up with the cold air from the open window caressing my soft skin, my pert breasts and my ever moistening vagina. My whole body was tingling as I ran my fingers across my bare skin, shivering and sighing. My right index finger working my clitoris as my middle finger slid itself into my tight snatch. Glancing over to the window at my admirer the window cleaner. He watched intently, rubbing his crotch through his jeans. I closed my eyes slowly as my body shook, the orgasm rocking my bed and filling my mind with wildly vivid colours. "That felt good" I giggled to myself as I rose from my be... Continue»

Continued on from my story.

so christmas has come and gone.

It was a rather hectic one. 24-27th of christmas at my parents house and the 27th-30th was at my darling bappys. so many good memories. so much to catch up on eh.

over the christmas period i'd come to realize all relationships were based around sex even if they say it doesn't. women use it for their own advantage, men use it as a release of pressure and its been proven in my relationship recently. christmas came with a strawberry flavour and some dirty talk driving the parents to leaving the house as soon as they heard the b... Continue»

It's not just men who are looking for 'friends with benefits'.

A Deakin University researcher has said that women are as likely as men to enjoy casual sexual arrangements, but for different reasons.

Kylie McCardle, who has been looking for 400 'friends with benefits' to take part in a survey, said the women who took part in an initial study said these arrangements gave them sexual confidence.

"The men were more likely to say they enjoyed the intimacy of the friendship," the Age quoted McCardle as saying.

The initial study was based on in-depth interviews with 15 couples, or 30 'fri... Continue»

Once a upon a time, a long long time ago yesterday in fact. Today I began my plan to catch the elusive one. The one who rescues clothespins from clotheslines. The plan was a simple one to string up 7 clotheslines facing the wind knowing that if she was near that she might hear the cries of the clothespins. Now that the 7 lines were up I just had to wait and hope the wind would do it's job and carry the cries of the clothespins. This quest started years ago when I first put a clothespin on my penis. And today was going to be the day that I'd finally meet my fantasy girl. With the 7,000 clothesp... Continue»

I’ve been fumbling over chapter four because, to be quite honest, we didn’t go near each other for the rest of the day.

Well, I say we didn’t go near each other but in reality, we’re inseparable when we’re together – I just meant that we didn’t go near each other sexually but that didn’t mean others wouldn’t.

We were starving, we were fucked, we knew we had to get a shower, we were covered in cum – both new and old, dried to us like wallpaper paste.

In the shower we stood under the power water soaking our bruised bodies – smirking at each other like teenagers at what had been going on... Continue»

No two bras fit alike, even if they're the same style. Every bra manufacturer makes a slightly different product, so a Warner's demi cup is going to fit differently from a Le Mystere demi cup. A Hanes full-coverage won't feel just like a Calvin Klein full coverage.

By all means, if you've found a brand that works with your shape, stick with it. Otherwise, you've got work to do. But at least you know your size. You're in better shape than most.

In the dressing room, you're looking for the following fit:

• Cup: Smooth and taut, with no "denting" or oozing anywhere; if there's an underwi... Continue»

Theatrical……7

He came out of the shower in his boxers again and made for the trolley, he nodded to the waiter who gave him the thumbs up, Lisa was sitting in a chair fast asl**p, he helped himself to sandwiches and nodded to Anna, I followed again and gave her the same speech I had given her daughter about wanting to see how it was done by the experts, he was walking behind us and patted me on the backside as we entered the bedroom, he turned the bedspread over as there was stains of cum on it, Anna was wearing a robe which she shed as her heavy tits swung free of it, she looked at him to s... Continue»

Dive Bar.



Not being a big drinker there are not many bar stories that I can tell but I do have this one that is just so out there it’s hard to believe.



And I was there.



I’ve always been a motorcycle rider, it started out that I need transportation that was cheap starting a f****y on a retail pay limits your budget. So 10 year old Hondas or Kawasaki’s were what I could get.



Well after riding in any weather cold, wet, sleet and snow most people that I worked with or passed me on the road or were passed by thought that I was crazy or just one hard ass.



And I n... Continue»

Επιλογή γλώσσας ▼
18,703 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How many penises does your ideal mate own?
You: ????
Stranger: um...
You: i cant really get that
You: i ll say 20
Stranger: too little
Stranger: 50
You: i am raising my bid to 70
Stranger: 90
You: 100
Stranger: 150
You: oh i cant beat that u win
You: 150 1
You: 150 2
You: 150 3
You: the ideal mate goes to stranger 2
Stranger: yaay
Stranger: *feels proud*
Stranger: in your face sucker I won
You: fuck
You: i lost
Stranger: now what wil... Continue»

Please read Part 1 before this part. It's called 3 Girls In A Cafe :)

It'd been a week since Kaito started working in the Cafe with the beautiful three girls. Hiraki had still remained silent and quiet ever since her and Kaito's little interuption on his first day. Yume had grown very fond of him, always talking and clinging to him like she was his little s****r and Diasuke remained fierce yet kind to Kaito. It was now a Thursday afternoon and Diasuke had given him the spare room in the Cafe so that he didn't have to drive to work everday, he could just stay there if he wanted, she didn't r... Continue»

Found on another website

Jasmine danced in time with the sultry beat of the drums, dressed in a scanty red harem girl outfit to Jafar's liking. Her hips undulated smoothly and her arms whirled gracefully over her head despite the heavy shackles at her wrists. She felt the heat of Jafar's gaze on her with shame as she danced for his pleasure alone. The drum beat quickened and she fell to the floor, throwing her long ponytail around as she thrust rhythmically.

"Stop," Jafar hissed. The drum music stopped immediately and Jasmine remained knelt on the ground, her shackled wrists held ... Continue»

Slipping cups, breaking straps and dreaded 'back fat' – are all the horrors of not wearing the right bra for you.

Queen Elizabeth II's longtime bra maker and bra fitter says that most women - 85 per cent - aren't wearing the right size.

"It's because they've gone to a shop that doesn't know how to fit them properly," June Kenton told a London newspaper after her retirement last year," the Sydney Morning Herald quoted her as saying.

Kenton recalled dreading her first royal visit in 1960.

"Can you imagine what it was like? Most people first meet the queen when she's wearing an evenin... Continue»

(A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick)

Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny that it always seems to be the really good places that close down? Well, it's still there I suppose. It's got a different name now and you wouldn't recognise it at all. New owners, new decor, different music, different clubbers. Higher prices. But I'll always remember it as the rock club where I met her that night. The night she showed me the time of my life. Lydia. Sex goddess. Rock chick.

I'd been living in Sheffield for two months, training with a multinational company that had a local office ... Continue»

So he suggested very firmly that he wanted to see me.......I had grown used to his ways and gently teased him that I would have to think about it......as every good school girl has their homework to think about......weeks went by and eventually I gave into his persuasion..... I was to meet him during the day at his office, he was a lawyer. I was to come to him in a long coat covering my uniform, so none of his peers would know.....he had booked the appointment in his diary, so on visiting I would be directed from the reception, to his secretary’s desk and then she would lead me to him.....over... Continue»