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The Audition 5

Part 5-The Fates are Laughing

"You crazy gurrl." Dennis said grinning with a bulge rising in his pants. My right hand was all over it rubbing up and down.

"Maybe when we're done here, you can get me d***k and take advantage of me. "

Dennis smiled. "I like that idea."

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"Cut!" Ordered Nick. "Everybody Take 10!"

(Wow! They take breaks here too? Then again for all I know this is a union shop)

Everybody was clearing out except for Dede w... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Jenny and Tanya in old Amsterdam - last part

With Jenny in c*** from too many orgasms, Pete tied up tough Tanya on his wooden low table and trashed her properly as well. During coming she only beeped:
"Beep, Pete Peterson, peep, ... I pee ... beep ...".

Seeing her peeing Pete doubled his efforts. She shouted so loud that ol´ Pete collapsed ... but Jenny woke up!

Jenny untied Tanya. Kicked Pete awake. Told the old man: "More!"
And she presented him his arms. Poor Pete was left without defense.

He accepted his paddle and the Polish whip, called "cat-o-nine tails" in English - in Polish "na ostry seks" and came back to duty ... B... Continue»
Posted by petdyke 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Tensorian Escape

"This way.", she whispered. The three hurried down the gangway to the small ship, looking behind to see if they were being followed. The hatch to the ship was open and they ducked inside and pulled the door closed behind them.

Safe, for now. Captain Senna tried to catch her breath and looked over at Ensign Torr and Science Officer Beck. They seemed similarly winded but unhurt. Her academy training had not prepared her for this. Commanding a scout ship was one thing. Navigating her crew safety through a hostile space station was quite another.

"Ok, let's see if we can get this ship going ... Continue»
Posted by earthskull 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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Hotel Fucking in Atlanta - Memories!





This very hot pic posted today by eyesonu, stirred up an old memory.

The girl in the pic reminds me of a young local student ecsort I once fucked at the Atlanta Sheraton, about 15 years ago. Nice memories of the encounter and events surrouding it.

I was at a trade show as part of a group of about 12 people from various businesses. I had some free time after lunch and arranged for this girl to come to my room. We had a fun time even though the girl was new to the work, and quite nervous. She was a great kis... Continue»
Posted by Hangdog90 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 459  |  
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Me 1966-1984 (I-1)

I was born in one of the largest cities in the world,but I grew up in a small town. That small town can be found on any World Globe. Spanish Explores discovered a crossing point on the Colorado river back in 1540. Now it sits on a Tri-Borderers of California, Arizona & Sonora México; the gas stop between San Diego & Phoenix. The Desert area is home to Agriculture & Military Bases.

My Sexual Education came very early (too² early‼), I'm a Survivors of i****t by my step father. I do not condone what he did, but I do for give him for what he did. That is the 1st first step in healing with in
... Continue»
Posted by TGirlFan-de-RB 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 459

Slave Sexual Conditioning

The searing pain is the first thing I feel as I become aware of my surroundings. As I struggle to try to find the source of it and to make it stop I begin to realize that I am held down by straps on my ankles, wrists hips, neck, and head. I cannot move except to squirm in my bonds.

I try to look around, as I feel the pain ebb, but I realize that I must be blindfolded. I hear a soft, soothing woman's voice say "I'm sorry - we must have miscalculated your anesthesia." I try to respond, to plead for it to stop, but I feel my mouth filled with a cylindrical shape. I grunt, and the voice respon... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 459  |  
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Theatrical.......10

Theatrical…..10

I felt a bit sorry for him, the guy behind was pulling up his pants, he shed the condom and threw it on the bed, then he went out followed by the younger guy, I picked up the still warm rubber and looked at it, the seminal fluid filled the bulb at the end, I stared at it for a few seconds, that could have been inside me, would I have come if I had felt it shooting into me?,
I threw it into the bin after tying it and put on my thong and skirt, I also put on my bra then decided to leave off my blouse, I was getting into this role as a whore but I was even more ready for a f... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 458  |  
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the true story of gs4love

for a long time I look at all the horny women here on the forum and rub my little willy in front of the monitor. Since no one can suffer me, my mother had always hung me as c***d sausages about the neck so that at least the dogs play with me. Now, I wanted to play along here so gladly and post also horny picture on the hamster. But from where should I take them? Not a single healthy woman wants to have me however. Therefore, I have ordered a whore from the lokal advertising. My Harz4 money has not been enough for a pretty one then however, but an ugly came to visit me at home and I was allowed... Continue»
Posted by gs4love-der-echte 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 456  |  
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First Time Stories : Just One Look



So, about a year ago, I had a lot of trouble going to sl**p one Thursday night. I was tossing and turning for hours, but I just couldn't fall asl**p! At around 2 in the morning, I realized that the reason I couldn't go to sl**p was because i hadn't exercised in two days - I go to the gym at least five times a week - so I had a lot of pent up energy. I like to keep in good shape, and so far, I've succeeded. I'm about 5'1, and weigh 95 lbs. I'd probably weigh less, but nature blessed me with a very large set of perky, 34dd boobs. And since I live in Southern California, I pretty much always ... Continue»
Posted by salahgabr 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 455  |  
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bad girl Jade gets shagged at party by loads of la

Hi I am back after a long absence. Here is a dirty story about me getting fucked at my s****rs’ mates’ birthday party.

So we got there and I was wearing this sexy black dress that barely covered my tits and arse (Emma was in a nice dress too). Anyway the house was packed Id say 75 % of people there were lads. This Tracy girl knew what she was doing for her birthday. I tried to dance but I am not very good and I didn’t like the weird mix of chav and westlife music.

After I knocked back a vodka martini I went after a lad called Craig who was 19. He snogged my face off and his tongue felt... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 454  |  
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Alternate Therapy

My name is Natalie Smart. I am currently studying for my Phd in Classical Literature at a large university in Eastern England. I find my studies absorbing and I guess most will call me bookish if not actually a prude. It's not that I don't get on with people, I can be very sociable whenever I want to, it's just that I quickly tire of them, finding most of them shallow and in the case of the men, interested in one thing and one thing only. Unfortunately I am frequently pestered as I am judged to be quite pretty. My breasts are larger than average, I have a heart shaped face with flashing brown ... Continue»
Posted by maverick3489 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 460  |  
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f****y values

One time i was staying out of town at my cousins place We decided on big night out on the tiles as we hadnt seen each other for a while.

Me my cousin and a few of his footballer mates, hit the clubs
we was all bang up for a good time ,
we were dressed to kill and on the hunt for girls.

A few hours into the night the drink was flowing and we eneded up in a really steamy dance club in west end ,

i was at the bar buying some more drinks with my cousin while we were laughing and exchanging stories of what would like to do to a particular girl in the club

We have always been competi... Continue»
Posted by dannyboy190 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 453  |  
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More Fun With An Asslock Cock Ring

Hi here's a couple more Asslock Cockring stories, I hope you enjoy them.

The first one happened a few weeks ago when I found myself feeling desperately horny and a little twitchy with need. Sadly poor Wifey was right in the middle of her monthly, plus she was still suffering with an awful bout of thrush. Sensing my odd mood she asked if I was OK, I couldn't help but mention to her that I badly needed to cum, "yes you do!" she said. Happily she selflessly offered to make much of me with her tongue, fingers, and mouth while I wore my new toy the Ass lock Cock Ring.

Once upstairs ... Continue»
Posted by stimslut 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 452  |  
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THE ADVENTURES OF RANGER RICK

There was a gentle wind blowing off the lake. From where he
stood in the ranger's station, Rick Breyer could see the
tips of a thousand Douglas firs bending with the breeze.
The treetops rolled like a dark green ocean. Rick poured
himself a cup of coffee and picked up his binoculars.
Taking a sip, he put the high-powered lenses to his eyes
and scanned the woods. Midmorning is a good time of the day
for a forest ranger, there's nothing much to do, the coffee
is fresh and the world looks perfect. His gaze meandered past
the trees, over the bluffs and across the lake. He focused in
on a... Continue»
Posted by meatloaf90 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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My first Pussy-sort of...

In my messages I received a lot of positive feedback from my first experience, so here is the rest of the month. Again, this is the beginning of my sexual life and it is true.

After I had my first orgasm with Ron, I was pretty much insatiable. I still had no clue how to satisfy myself; that is to say I had no idea I could jack myself off. I only thought that Ron possessed this magical power. However, it seemed my dick was perpetually hard as all twelve year old boys are. And I could not stop thinking about sex: in the classroom, on the paper route, doing my homework, I was a wreck. I was co... Continue»
Posted by mahuluvr 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Thank you to slavegirl87 who gave me the idea to w

Thank you to slavegirl87 who gave me the idea to w
While I was reading her I was thinking about a story that happened to me with an ex girlfriend.

Here is my story. Kiss

My girlfriend didn’t know Paris and one day, on a whim, we decided to go for the week-end to Paris. We took the train a Wednesday to spend 3 days alone together in a tiny hotel. I know quite well Paris, I visited dozens of times. But it was the first time I went with a girlfriend. 3 days is too short to see everything and because she loved the movie “Moulin rouge” we went to the Sacré Coeur and to Pigalle. Suddenly she... Continue»
Posted by fredorson 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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A tribute almost cost me..

True Story

I just, I mean JUST got into doing tributes, and I love it!

Knowing how much ladies love my cum all over them has turned into a major turn. I day or two ago, I did my first official tribute and posted the pic on my profile.

Since, I've been listening to requests and looking for epic pictures to leave my k**s on.

About an hour ago, I accepted my second official request/tribute, and starting preparing for it.

I clicked on one of her sexiest photos, saved it and printed it - full size of course. ;-)

I opened a couple videos to watch while I rubbed one out, but I'm not... Continue»
Posted by Good6Enough 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 453  |  
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Story: Body Shots




I had been without sex for a long time. I went to the bar one evening & visited with some male friends, none of them had ever appealed to me. We lived in a very small town where everyone knows each other. Aside from the bartender, I was the only woman in the place. James came into the bar and started visiting with my friends. He worked in town and lived in another town. I was immediately attracted to him. I had never seen him before. We made... Continue»
Posted by Sexyvixen36 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 451  |  
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Medical Milking Fantasy

I am lying on a medical table, naked. I have been here for several hours, ever since you strapped me down, unable to move much. The restraints you tied around my arms, wrists, thighs and legs, are very tight so that I have only very limited mobility. I'm flat on my back and my legs are spread flat too but are wide apart from each other. If I look to my left I can see a surgical trolley on top of which are a variety if instruments.

I hear footsteps in the distance, getting louder, louder, louder. The door to the room opens and I can see nurse standing there, her dark silhouette intimidating ... Continue»
Posted by geekoidfromspace 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 453  |  
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Eyes Wide Slut

You have a slightly difficult relationship with Oscar's s****r Hollie. This is due to the fact that you desperately want to fuck her, and she knows it. She discovered your feelings a while ago when she caught you wanking into a pair of her panties. For some reason, this did not endear you to her. These days her attitude toward you is a mixture of pity and contempt, but that doesn't stop her prick-teasing you mercilessly when your friend isn't around.

You've tried to suppress your feelings for the sake of your friend, but you find yourself thinking about Hollie all the time. In fact, you've... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 450  |  
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