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This story is a fantasy. All those described are of the age of consent. The story includes nudity (naked male, clothed female), adolescents engaged in sexually provocative activities with adult supervision, detailed description of the male anatomy including the reproductive organs and male ejaculation. If you are offended by any of these elements or concepts, please do not read this story.
Honors Anatomy Class
As Timmy dressed in the locker room his mind was focused on the note he had been sent by the Science teacher, Miss Springer, that morning. Right after gym, he was to rep... Continue»
My wife has cuckolded me our entire marrage. I enjoy when she allows me to watch but to be honest I enjoy hearing her tell me about one of her encounters even more. This story is one she and I had a few days ago. We where invited to the company she works for Christmas party. It was semiformal , I wore a tie and jacket and she wore a little black dress. She has great legs and she really loves to show them off every chance she gets. The dress had short sleaves and was low cut in the front , just low enough that with her pushup bra she had two beautiful round 34 B tits on display. But what real... Continue»
Anyway where was I ah yes I was on all fours on the bed a finger inside my wet pussy then another slid in, then as he circled and made my arse ole wet with my juices he slipped one in my arse obviously a nice feeling I could feel my body rocking with his movements then it happened I suddenly stopped moving I was supposedly a little embarrassed not realising what just happened until he said god u just squirted everywhere first time for everything I suppose he got so turned on by this he turned me round and repeated what he had done and I just gushed all over his face he loved it however I wasn'... Continue»
The knock on the hotel door meant he'd arrived, and as I slipped on my cool plastic mac, being careful not to dislodge my long talons, it helped to conceal the stiffening bulge under my tight plastic skirt. I opened the door, to a tall dark stranger, enveloped in a long shiny, double-breasted rubber mac. He grabbed my arm, gently linking, and, without speaking, I tottered along carefully, in my new boots, past reception, and into his big black BMW. My heart was thumping, and the pulse throbbed even tighter down below. We set off, and he simply said, "Smoke. You fucking slut." It was hard, with... Continue»
I had been working with D&O Inc. for three years. My office was on the sixteenth floor of the Federal Building downtown. Last week I almost missed the elevator when a beautiful woman held it for me. I recognized her from accounting her name was Tess; she had long dark brown hair, and big brown eyes. I thanked her as I got in the elevator but I wasn't sure she even knew who I was.
"Hello, my name is Tess," she said in a deep voice, eagerly extending her hand in friendship. Her perfume filled the elevator. The smell of her was so enticing it started to give me a boner. "Yes I know, I'v... Continue»
I met Angelica at my favorite Sports Bar. She was beautiful and I was dumb struck by this petite Scandinavian blond with an absolutely perfect body. Well, after a few days I got to know Angelica, our first evening ended with me getting a blow job at her place. But this is only the beginning of a new lifestyle that would change my life. You see Angelica is a space alien from the planet Gliesie, the closest habitable planet to earth. She told me that both Earth and Gliesie were biology experiments by a race of super beings. Gliesie, the more peaceful planet thrived and mastered the science o... Continue»
All my Stories are absolutely true
2011, June 17
In the early nineties the first Mortal Kombat released and became one of the most popular games through its extreme v******e and splatter-effects. It was published the almost the same time as Street Fighter 2 and therefore was a big rivalry between those two games. Back then you either were a Street Fighter or a Mortal Kombat Fan. Well, that time I only was two years old and far away from the audience of those games so I initially began to play for real in the year 2008 with “MK vs. DC Universe”. After I decided for myself... Continue»
I had only been waking a little way now the terrain was slabbed with burning torches, I was so close to the palace of Emperor Longdong, in fact I could see up ahead to shadowy figures coming towards me, more Penis Warriors well I had nothing to fear might as well check out the cocks.
"Hello Gents" As well as being naked except for me bag and shoes, reckoned that would get their attention, it did they stood either side of me and spoke in their growly tongue "You are the one everyone has been looking for" the one on the left spoke.
"Am I Big boy, well now you found me, reaching my hand inside ... Continue»
Hello... my name is Linda, we have been living in the neighborhood now for about 6 months now. Although we are fairly new to the area still, we quickly made friends with the Johnson's that live across the way. We quickly learned we have a lot in common with them and have enjoyed their company and friendship. Although our relationship with them has been quiet adventurous from the beginning, it has reached a whole new level and our lives have never been the same.
My husband Braxton and I moved here because of a promotion he received from his work. Although we are a fairly young couple, his... Continue»
Chapter One: The Surprise
Daniel was an 18 year old soldier fresh from boot camp. He had been trained for military service with the Atlantic Alliance Army - a major world organization with open military world operations. He was about to be sent out to his first assignment aboard a small ship called the Virginia, stationed off the coast of China in the North Pacific. The A3 consisted of personnel from all over Europe, North America, and English influenced international locations such as Japan. He was going to meet up with his squad, and begin his career as a "mercenary peace keeper", perform... Continue»
My landlord is a retired colonel and has after his retirement he has built a huge home that anyone would rather call an apartment. More because of his two sons out of whom none was living in India. The younger was already working there but the elder had recently moved abroad. So as his wife could not get Visa and also the winters were approaching so her movement was postponed until a good time might come.
Meanwhile she used to teach music and dance to young girls while living in Pune and she was herself a very bright lady. She was young and aged only 26 or 27 years. She was beautiful too... Continue»
Im Hausflur begegnete mir mal meine Nachbarin, sie ist schon etwas reifer, deshalb aber keineswegs unattraktiv, sie strahlt einfach dieses Frauliche aus, kein Mädchen mehr. Wie ich anhand ihrer Einkaustüten sah, war sie auf dem Weg zum Supermarkt, da mein Auto derzeit etwas fahruntüchtig ist, fragte ich frecher Weise, mit einem sympathischen Lächeln, ob sie mich mitnehmen würde. Sie freute sich, da das Einkaufen an sich, ja eher langweiliger Natur ist, halt ein notgedrungenes Unterfangen. Ich brauchte nicht viel, so waren wir mehr mit ihren Sachen beschäftigt, als mit meinen. Wir alb
I check my watch: 10.31 perfect, I step onto the 3rd carriage of the tube at Oxford Circus, Central Line heading west. I check my mobile again, the text reads "10.31 Central line, 3rd carriage, OC, no undies ;) Bunty x"
I make my way to the corner of the packed tube, looking for the blonde haired woman, but no sign. At the next stop a sudden rush of people exiting and a new hoard entering. Suddenly I notice a shot of blonde hair moving towards me. The woman is close and has her back to me, she is dressed in a black jumper, black skirt, black stockings and a red jacket. I have a Gant shirt, ... Continue»
Dorothy felt the sun cascading over her face, as she began to wake up. Slowly pulling her eyelids up, Dorothy saw Leandra sitting in front of her staring at her.
"We have to talk Dorothy".
Dorothy rubbed her eyes and sat up. "How long have I been asl**p".
"I would say we been asl**p for about seven hours. Its morning and we fell asl**p close to night. I first want to say thank you. Thanks for staying behind, I really do owe you."
Dorothy smiled,"I'm glad to do it, for a new friend".
Leandra packed up there things in her bag. "This journey I am on, you should know what Im going a... Continue»
If you could be the hottest shemale that ever walked the earth for one day what would you do ? Im talking
*Beautiful Face, somewhat of Megan Fox or Lacey Chabert
*Pretty green eyes
*Nice smile & white baby teeth
*Very feminine voice
*Small girly hands & feet
*Long Hair (Brunette)
*About one shade darker than Pale skin
*Nice tight butt
*Boobs with no visible surgery scars
*And a small penis, just small enough for you to wear bikinis on the beach
Of course I want to hear your story's so i will make mine short,(Get all their email addresses)I would b... Continue»
I woke the next morning and went into the shower, Gerald had risen early and gone out, I came out of the shower and put on my bath robe, I was planning in my mind how to tackle his instruction, I went into the lounge and Del was sitting on the couch with papers spread out on the coffee table, she looked up at me, “hi!, how are you, did you sl**p ok?” she asked cheerfully, “yes, like a log, I was ready for my bed last night” I said, “yes, me too, he can be quite exhausting” she said, I sat down beside her, “Del, I hope you won’t take offence but you make it sound like he fuck... Continue»
Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't know? Have you ever had sex with someone you couldn't see? Have you ever had sex with more than one person? Have you ever let someone watch you have sex? Have you ever watched someone who didn't know? Have you ever told a secret to a stranger? Have you ever had phone sex with someone you met online? Have you ever had sex in public? Have you ever had sex through a glory hole? Have you ever masturbated outside? Have you ever not washed between lovers? Have you ever had sex with someone who just had sex? Have you ever shared home movies of... Continue»
The metal table was cold against my skin. My hands and feet were tied up and I was wearing a blindfold. All around me I heard voices, and the sound of people unfurling something they held in their hands.
That's when the whipping started.
I don't mean suck in a good way either. Flying sucks one hundred year old man asshole skank. The only thing I hated more than flying was living in the Southwestern USA.
"It's a dry heat," everyone says.
"Bull fucking shit!"
I decided to post a story for the first time and naturally i'll start with one of my best stories! It was during my period at the university - in 2004! I didn't went home to visit my parents in the weekend and the city was laim those days! At night i was home with my friends and when i was out of liquor i went to a near b y café! I went there on a regular basis and knew everyone there! When i got there that night there were only the local d***k guys in their 50's at the bar, but there was a chubby student with great awesome tits pretty face and lips that could slurp a big black cock easily! I... Continue»
Introduction: Forgot some info here the better one hope you like it
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks th... Continue»