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Breakup sex with my girlfriends s****r

The day was not starting out very well for me. As I walked out to my car I found a note on the windshield from my girlfriend Sheila. In her note she said she was breaking up with me. She didn't give a reason, just that we were through and she was moving on. This upset me quite a bit and I couldn't imagine what could have possibly brought this on. In hopes of getting an answer and maybe setting things right again I jumped in my car and headed for her house. As I drove I tried to think it through, Sheila and I had been together for nearly a year, and we always did things together going out to ea... Continue»
Posted by querico44 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5079  |  
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my pussy check up

Since the day I was married every body at my in-laws place was looking forward for me to get pregnant and deliver a baby to the f****y. My mother in law started getting impatient when even after seven years of marriage, I did not get pregnant. I was also concerned about what was wrong. Even though when ever my husband was home he frequently fucked me, I was still not getting pregnant. I started wondering if it was to do with the few miscarriages I’ve had. but I didn’t mind as I was unsure to who the fathers were then, I‘ve been in some tricky situation. my poor husband & I were getting under t... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5068  |  
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Erin

(Erin comes home from the convent)

Erin was nervous. She was going home for the first time since she was 12 years old. Six years. Six long, lonely years. Strict years. Safe years. The train was making a clickety-clackety noise, over and over again, and she found herself automatically sliding into the rhythm as she tried to meditate, to pray, hoping for some guidance.

The door to her compartment suddenly opened and a man appeared, struggling with two bags. Noticing her, he stopped, staring for a moment, then hastily putting his bags down and removing his hat, he bowed slightly in her dire... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5042  |  
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Guys 40/50 10 Ways to Have Fun With A Granny

Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5016  |  
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Late night suprise

Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
Posted by kc76 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5011  |  
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me and my p e e teacher

I regularly went to college and I also used to go to tuitions … I used to go to maths tuition and the teachers name was maria …. She was a christian and the most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen and I was one of her favorite students …. She took tuitions in one rented room …. The timings differed and some times I even went to her house to clear some doubts and she lived with her mother who was really old …. We called her ms maria ,she was 27 years old and was divorced….and her height was 5ft 6 and she was fair like a rabbit and she had silky hair …. During classes many students used to comment be... Continue»
Posted by ajbasu 16 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4985  |  
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Growing up in a house full of women (Part 1)

GROWING UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF WOMEN

This story is a little different than other stories I have written and submitted. Some of you may like it…Some of you won’t. (I suppose that is the norm with every story on this forum).
The main characters are as follows: Billy (Me), Aunt Judy, Grandma Thelma, Great Aunt Alice (Thelma’s s****r), Cousin Kelly (Judy’s daughter), and my s****r, Michelle. We all live in a very matriarchal household. I am the only boy in 5 genarations on my mom’s side of the f****y. I was 8 when my grandfather passed away, leaving me as the only male in the house. My D... Continue»
Posted by abc12345 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4968  |  
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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4959  |  
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The Seduction of Amy

(John and Thomas conspire to seduce Amy)

John Slater and Thomas Johnson sat on the patio of the Northwest Country Club watching the rain fall from the sky in sheets. It rolled off the roof in torrents, splattering noisily onto the exposed section of the cement patio. The sound almost drowned out the grumbling golfers who were crying into their beers.

The two friends had barely gotten in five holes when the heavens opened. Now, they waited, hoping that somehow the weather would clear in the next few minutes. Saturday was their golf day and their one morning to relax.

Both men were avid... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4907  |  
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MORE??????

Her name was Meredith. She was as plump as a little partridge. Thick muscular legs, toned. Her ass defied gravity.

We would get together in my room and play guitar and sing songs. We would do Cash and Carter's "Jackson". We were pretty good too. She could harmonize well.

One night we were at a bar here in Down Town. She sat in the stool next to me. She wore a short skirt. She had soft blond hair on her thighs, very light, barely visible.

Her tits were small and pert. She had big gorgeous brown eyes. And behind her pouting lips were a set of big white teeth, the top row of which protru... Continue»
Posted by slanderhamster 10 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4889  |  
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First Time Watching My Wife Get Fucked

I have always been a very horny guy. My wife on the other hand is fairly reserved, although she loves getting her pussy licked and really gets into it once she is hot. I have always been a little kinky and kept pushing my wife to be more ad.

Last month I finally talked her into going to an adult bookstore with me in Louisville. She had never been to one and was embarrassed but i finally convinced her to try it.

We arrived at the bookstore and began to look at the video's and toys. There were a couple of young guys in there and they were eyeing my wife. She got embarrassed and said she wa... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4748  |  
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I Love my Job.

Little known fact. I happen to work in an adult store, yep, I sell dildos, vibes, porn, pipes and bongs for a living. The other night much like any other night i was working the closing shift as I always do, it gets slow in the middle of the week so i usually sit on my table chatting on here to pass the time. In walks this girl, brown hair and curvy. Wearing a very low cut shirt under her jacket. She looks around at the toys for a while then comes over to the counter where all the lube is kept in the glass display. I walk over on the other side of the counter and ask if she needed anything. "I... Continue»
Posted by smuttsy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4717  |  
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Hot Sexy Amanda

It was almost time to clock out when Amanda approached my cubicle “hey there”, now this girl only says hi or waves or simply ignores me… but today she is at my desk saying hello… “Hi” I replied, “wanna get a drink after work today?” WWHHOOOOAAAAA!!! Did she just ask me out for a drink?? She is THEE FINEST chic in the office, almost 5’8, bubble butt and a nice pair of tits, she could give a lot of models a run for their money, and did I say even the front of her pants looks pretty PHAT!! “Uh... yea... sure” I replied now horny as fuck “ok great… you’re driving Mr.” she said walking away, that a... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4705  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 2 - A Mother's Love

Dennis The Menace: Part 2 - A Mother's Love
by Sniper32

A couple of days after Dennis and his mother had sex for the first time,
Alice was laying in her bed pondering her current situation. She couldn't
believe what was happening between her and her son. She could not get the
picture of her son with his huge cock plunging in and out of her or
the thought of her on her knees with his cock lodged down her throat shooting
loads of his hot warm jism in her mouth.

"God this is turning me on," she said to herself as she started playing with
her breasts, massaging them, caressing her n... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4698  |  
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MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

MY Sweet Sexy Aunty

I didn’t have sex for many days until my Uncle went to US.She used to be very free and I used to chat with her ,she invited me stay at her house because she is alone with her dauther I used to fantasy her and her daugther, she asked me to sl**p in her room as in other room her dauther used to study and sl**p .She used to see serials until 10.00pm and used to come into my room and sl**p.She is drop-dead gorgeous. 36-26-36, I swear it. 5′8″; smooth, fair skin; beautiful, long blond hair; good looking eyes . Once I saw her when she just came from ba... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4690  |  
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My first time :) The s****r3some

I still remember this as if it was yesterday.

Walking up the stairs going into my 8th grade free period class. I turn the corner and I see the Martinez s****rs standing at the end of the hallway. Turning into the classroom, nobody was there. They come into the doorway and sayy hey! come here. I go and they bring me to the janitor's closet and tell me to get the box off the shelf. As i reach up and I touch the box, I feel a hand grab my cock from in between my legs. I then fling the box further on the shelf and fall face down on the stool below me. Then I feel somebody sit on my back and bi... Continue»
Posted by andreu20 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4679  |  
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Caught my s****r masturbating- so gave her a speci

My parents were out of town for the week on a holiday to Paris so there was just me and my 2 little s****rs. I just came home from work and everything seemed a bit too quiet. I went to see where everyone was when I heard my s****r (the oldest daughter), Courtneey moaning with her room shut. Courtneey was 17 back at the time.

I pressed my ear against the door then it all went quiet. She quickly flung open the door and said "What do you want?". She was only wearing her leopard print bra and panties. I said "What are you doing in there?" She didn't say anything else, she just walked up to me... Continue»
Posted by Brodie666 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4674  |  
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After School Special

(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)

Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."

He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4644  |  
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Mother's Day Weekend Part One {True Story}

It was around 11:00pm on May 10th 2012; also known as the kick-off of a all-time fantasy.

I was on Facebook and I recently got a message from a older friend of mine.
Her name was Mary(Not Using Real Names)and she said "Hey long time no talk." I replied saying
"Yeah I know right, what are you up to." "Not a damn thing," she said "I saw you were online and
wanted to see how have you been." At this point I had visions of her and her ass all of sudden.
I quickly had to adjust myself as my pants were becoming tighter. The conversation went on for about three hours, but within those three ho... Continue»
Posted by 2Raw4u 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4611  |  
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The Dirty Game!

I still kinda get a boner when I write about this story...

It was the month of December. I had been very excited cuz my cousin s****r was coming, along with uncle and aunt that day to spend a couple of days with us. I was young then. Maybe 12 or so...so naturally the prospect of arrival of guests at our home made me feel really excited...

Finally they arrived at about seven in the morning. Uncle, aunt aunt and her. It had been so long since I had last seen them! My cousin seemed to have grown twice the size I had last seen her.

We spent the whole day playing, watching movies and havi... Continue»
Posted by aqua2 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4607  |  
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