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Jayashree watching mom fuck

Hi this is Jayashree from Anna university again. Hope you remember my experience with my neighboring boy smy. Well this story I am going to tell what happened between my mother and smy. Well my mother’s name is Geetha and she was 38 at that time.

She is very fair, while I am a bit dark. She is a well developed female with dark curly hair and well shaped body. Her only negative feature was her big front teeth. But she was a sexy lady. One day she sat near our front door where I used to sit and study and from where I can see smy showing his tool to me.

I was a bit tensed that she was si
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Posted by swathi3 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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THANK YOU, APHRODITE----A XENA AND GABRIELLE TALE

Xena awoke abruptly from a deep slumber, momentarily disoriented, but felt a sweet calm settle over her once she saw Gabrielle curled up on the opposite side of smoldering camp fire, stirring slightly but not awakening.
It was the blush of a new day and a pale, fragile light just barely illuminated the sky above. Xena stretched her long limbs and rose. She was not wholly comfortable sl**ping in the nude but her wardrobe was washed the previous afternoon and hung from the lower branches of a nearby tree, still damp. Its cleaning had gone long neglected until Gabrielle, riding down wind, shar... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Monday Morning Shower

The alarm I set to go off each week day at 7am beeps aggravatingly on the other side of the room. Beside me you groan, throwing your covers off your naked body to go and get it. "I got it handsome" I murmur, putting a hand on your chest and pushing you back into bed gently. You don't need much convincing, rubbing groggy eyes and settling back against your pillows. I slip out of bed, already nude from a night of glorious, sweaty sex. Still a bit sore, I stretch, turning away to give you a nice view. You laugh and give a low whistle. Grinning ear to ear I grab the infuriating device and turn it ... Continue»
Posted by experiencedvirgin 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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"Times three" a Story of one friend thre

Times three

This story all starts with one of my best friends I started working with! I meet Davey after starting a new job, Davey turned out to be one of my best friends as it happens now the times three part is that I slept with his s****r in law then his daughters mother in law and finally his daughter?

I had been going up to Davey house for the odd party and we would get very d***k and have a great laugh during these parties his s****r in law turned up her name was Belinda not the best looking woman in the world but she had a stunning figure and lips that could suck the screw top off... Continue»
Posted by sexgician 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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Why you should always check.

True story.

For a while, I was sort of seeing this college girl, we'll call her Ashley. I say "sort of" because we weren't really exclusive, and we didn't really get together for much other than sex and the occasional lunch.

It was great for a while, the first few weeks were amazing. Some of the best blowjobs I'd ever had, and she was always wanting to try new things. She could do some of the most amazing things with her tongue and I wondered where she learned them, but was afraid that she'd come up with some astronomical amount of men she'd slept ... Continue»
Posted by SinSeeker 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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A walk in the park

I promised myself at Midnight on New Years Eve that as I had now hit the big 40 it was time to get a bit fitter and not rely on sex as my only form of exercise ! I had bought myself a new lacy bra in the sales yesterday and decided I would wear it this morning. Its nice but a bit thin and doesn't leave much to the imagination ! Anyway I put a t-hirt on and my nipples were protruding but I thought it would be ok as I was putting a jacket on and it was a nice feeling as they were rubbing against the lace. Jacket, scarf and gloves on I set off for the local park. It was a cold clear morning and ... Continue»
Posted by sexiesam 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Fireman's Carnival

Fireman's Carnival

by Kathy B.



"Mark! I'm over here!" I waved my hands wildly, trying to get my husband's
attention. It was useless though; he couldn't hear me over the noise of the
crowd and he hadn't noticed our booth when he walked past.

"Hey, lady. Can we get some pies here or not?" A sweaty, overweight man
stood beside three sweaty, underweight k**s. Each c***d clutched a dollar bill
in their dirty little fists.

I took a last look at Mark's back, disappearing behind the Ferris Wheel.
Oh, well, he'd keep looking until he found me. I'd get his attention t... Continue»
Posted by tzrlvr 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Bully

In the whole school no student was more feared the Erin Hardy. Rumors aboud of students being beaten up, teachers threatened and confis**ted d**gs and weapons. The crowd Erin ran with were the baddest of the bad, whenever shit went down Erin was there she was the top dog.

Surprised you didn't I?

You didn't read that wrong, Erin Hardy the toughest Bitch at Mckinnley High was a girl.

My dad was in the Air f***e and as such we moved quite a bit. In fact I had not set foot on Natural American soil in Eight years. He was retiring and got a job Flying for Quintus Airlines thanks to my "Un... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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just something everyone should know

'Revenge porn' i*****l under new UK law
13 October 2014
From the section Technology
Revenge porn concept imageImage copyrightPA
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The distribution of images and videos can be reported directly to the police
People who post so-called "revenge porn" pictures and videos on the internet could face two years in jail under a new law.
The new Criminal Justice and Courts Bill will have an amendment dealing specifically with the practice.
"We want those who fall victim to this type of disgusting behaviour to know that we are on their side," said Justice Secretary Chris Grayling.
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Posted by jenni_serves 8 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Golf is Fun

My husband, Ken, and I have been married 15 years. It has always been great, as he is truly my soul mate. There is nothing that I wouldn't do for or with him. About three years ago, we decided to add some extra excitement to our sex life by letting me seduce and have sex with another man. Before I tried it, I made sure that it was ok with Ken. He assured me that it was. I found that Ken really got off on knowing that another man was giving me orgasms and I was doing the same to him. I always shared my experiences with Ken, either by telling him every detail or letting him watch or join in. I r... Continue»
Posted by xhamster1974 5 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The awakening (chapter 1)

The Awakening:
Chapter 1
There are three remarkable things about this story. The first is the awakening of manhood. How a boy, whose age we’ll keep under wraps just in case people with higher moral conscience come banging on my door, became a man.
How human imagination can open floodgates of thoughts and these thoughts culminate into elaborate dreams. The second remarkable thing would be how this imagination has no bounds. How it opens the gates to such immense possibilities without us realizing that sometimes all it takes is just a push!
Before we start with how events of this story unfol... Continue»
Posted by the_speculum 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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take that cock daddy #2

So I'm licking the goo out of her snatch and she tells me she wants me to fuck her bisexual. Cousin. I said I will do it but you are fucking him too! She agreed we set a plan in motion to seduce the young man and she said fuck just tell him we want to fuck! As suspected he arrived. Promptly and came inside he was a tall 20 year old with longer brown hair and brown skin he came in and I met him at the door he jumped on my back and I piggy backed him into the bedroom and dropped him on. The bed. I grabbed his shoes and pulled them off sarah was unbuttoning. His pants. And I pulled them off he h... Continue»
Posted by jwmax420 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Cream with your coffee?

My job is utterly boring. I am only doing it for a six month contract, but already I am bored shitless....until, that is the "Elf N Safety" brigade insisted that my department ordered new chairs. Not that there is anything wrong with the old ones, but hey, it's a brave new world, right?

So the new chairs arrived with a really odd looking set of wheels and spokes. I liked my old chair and soon discovered these new ones would only fit one way around. The old ones had regularly shaped spokes that I would put my feet on. These ones had two really widely spaced ones at the front and three around... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 5 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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House Hunting Chrissie

CHRISSIE GOES HOUSE HUNTING

When I casually mentioned to one of clients during a session that I was toying with the idea of perhaps buying a house
and renting out my condo he needlessly took the time to remind that he owned one of the largest realty offices in
town. It must a salesman thing, not being able to leave business behind for an hour or two. You're no doubt
thinking to yourself "Hold on there Chrissie, don't forget you're a bit of salesperson yourself. After all your selling
your body to your clients every day." Let me clear something up for you. I've never had to sell my body... Continue»
Posted by chrissieCD 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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SAG - Begegnung der Tittenart

Begegnung der Tittenart:

Als wir mal wieder nachmittags am Fluss entlanglaufen und eventuell Kaffeetrinken gehen wollten, hat sich meine Frau erst mal im Bad feingemacht und sich ihren kurzen weißen Stufenrock angezogen und obenrum entschied sie sich für ein weißes Knöpf-Bustier mit hauchdünnen Trägern ohne BH und sie ließ die obersten Knöpfe geöffnet und um die Hüfte trug sie einen engen schwarzen Gürtel, der ihre Hüften noch mehr zur Geltung brachte. Damit kam sie ein paar Mal zu mir ins Wohnzimmer und fragte mich immer wieder „Schatz geht das so?“. Ich antwortete ehrlich mi... Continue»
Posted by gs4love 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Evil Souls Have No Limits (Chapter 2)

Genre- EVERYTHING
Introduction:
This is chapter 2. I am sorry it took me so long but I have been very busy. Secondly I went more mild on the death part in this chapter. Also, there will be some more info added in chapter 3 about the charaters from another story series on here that me and the other arthur are going to connect our stories with. There is a tidbit of info in this chapteron that subject. Second to last point, please give me some feedback on who you would like to see become the next target for amanda's first job and idea's you would like to see. I think some fan interaction and id... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My blind date

Back in my yout at college, (Mr. Campeezi, did you say yout ?), my roommate and a buddy decided to set me up on a blind date. They even pointed her out at a bar one night. She was attractive but not stunning. So, I agreed. We were all going out to a county fair. Of course when we met up, she was not the girl they pointed out. She was tall, very skinny with glasses and a pasty complexion. I didn’t want to be rude but this was going to be difficult. My buddies were almost falling down laughing. Her name was Janet but she kind of had a speech impediment which made it sound like Shanet. I had to ... Continue»
Posted by small_weiner 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My masturbation diary, commencing 11th January 201

We'll even if I'm the only reader of this I hope to get some pleasure in writing. They say writing is a good form of therapy, I'll find out, but in the meanwhile I'll write about my fantasies and actualities. Feel free to contribute. If you don't like what I write about, don't read it.

So I was away for a couple of days, travelling on business, staying at a hotel. Whilst I always hope to meet a lovely woman for some company, the reality is this is never as easy as one's fantasies would suggest. You look at the services card they place on the desk area offering various services. They neve... Continue»
Posted by hartlepoolman 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Im here 4 u if u need me.

Back in 2003, I got locked up for the first time. I only did county time thou. Shackle to others who look scared. Not me thou as the co's put us in the cells we would be doing our time in. My celly wasn't in at the time. I had to get the boat on the floor. I put my Matt in it, made myself at home. It never settle in on me that im locked up yet & this where I'd be for 6 months. So, I went 2 sl**p & tried to get this day over with. Later on I heard the cell door open. The co said to my celly, you have a thug ass roommate waiting for you. My celly said ok. The door was slam shut. My eyes ... Continue»
Posted by fabbie454 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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SEX ON THE TRAIN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND MICHELLE

Sex on the train
This story takes place over 20 years ago

My girlfriend Michelle has very long dark brown hair half way down her back brown eyes and a sexy caramel complexion. She is 5'10 150 and has 38D's 28 inch waist 40 hips very beautiful face .She is half Irish(her mother's side)and half Dominican (her dad's side)
We met in high school we even lost our virginity to each other. I will tell about the first time soon!!!

Here is what happened on this incredible night

Michelle and I were watching Risky Business on VHS starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay. When the movie came to... Continue»
Posted by bigrob40 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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