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Wet Dream in Class

When I was a teenager, and anyone with a penis also, I had alot of wet dreams. Like more than normal I think, one a week AT LEAST. And doing sports and classes in highschool letft me with little time to sl**p at home and get all that I needed. Just like everyone else I wanted to catch a few extra Z's here and there so sometimes I would have to take to sl**ping in class. Having my proficiency in having wet dreams though, sl**ping in class was always a risk. It never happened to me my first two years of highschool, and never in my last, but one time, during that third year, it happened...I was ... Continue»
Posted by unlimitedready 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Not your typical delivery.

I never wanted to work while I was attending college, so I spent the better part of my summers delivering pizza, trying to save up some spending cash for the school year. My friends have always given me shit for my work ethic, but my grades earned me nearly a full ride and my parents picked up the rest of the cost of school, but any party money - I had to earn that myself.

Since I didn’t want to work at all during the school year, I had to work Fridays and Saturdays all summer, to get the most tips I could. It wasn’t too awful. My other friends who came back home (or stayed behind) would ... Continue»
Posted by cvilleguy74 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Art class

Caroline and me had been pals for ages, our parents were friends so we had spent a lot of time together as k**s and a friendship had developed.
This long hot summer may be our last together as I was off to Uni in the autumn and Caroline was hoping to go to art school.
We used to spend a bit of time together when our parents were at work, just hanging at her house and listening to music and the like.
Today Caroline seemed to have something on her mind, she was a bit shy as if she wanted to say something but wasn't sure she should/
" Mike, you know how I'm applying for art sch... Continue»
Posted by celcus 6 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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WHEN LUST AND WIT COLLIDE.


One pleasant afternoon a beautiful yet sexy woman was walking down the trail near the in the woods.Heading to her relatives few acres away from her home.To pay a visit.Whom she hasn't meet for ages.Her name is Isabel.She is very pretty at 27,smart and most of all sexy.With her stature,no one would think she is still a virgin. Isabel paused for a while,taking her time off admiring the beauty of nature. The blooms of the wildflowers.Gasping, she touched the blooms and eagerly nudged her nose to them enjoying their refreshing smell,even in the mid afternoon.
From the oth
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Posted by constantienab73 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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NCP

Valerie paused in the stairwell to shift the heavy shopping bag. She had gone out late so had had to park her car right at the top of the multi-storey. And of course today the lifts were out of order!
The day had been hot so she was glad she had flung on the light shirt and short skirt. Even so, she caught a whiff of her own sweat as she toiled up the stairs; she looked forward to a nice shower when she got home! The clip of her light sandals echoed in the dim stairwell. She was sure she was alone so she suddenly jumped as a figure pushed past her.'My apologies !', the voice was reassuring, ... Continue»
Posted by pangolin2 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Lucky Night - Part 1

Lucky Night

I can’t forget that night. Even now when I write about that night, my penis starts to swell angrily…

It was a rainy night. I was driving from work to home, totally stressed out after a long day. As it is my wife was at her parents place in another city, gone to write her post graduate exams, which added to the frustration of going to my own house and living alone for few weeks.

It was all the more stressful to drive in the pothole filled roads overflowing with rainwater. Few miles before my house, my car’s
headlights showed a man trying to fiddle with his car’s engine.... Continue»
Posted by manboy1234 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Fun with Cucumbers at the Grocery Store

Prelude: Hot sexy woman describes her sexual escape with a cucumber in the produce section.

I get up this morning and take a quick shower, then put on my favorite short denim jean skirt and a matching color tube top.

I check out myself in the mirror one last time, then say to myself, "Honey, for being a middle aged woman, you look hot!"

After I put on my dark blue high heel shoes, I am off the to store!

The first shopping cart that I choose has a front wheel that clicks, so I decide to turn around and get another one. Suddenly, one of the the guys that work in the produce section t... Continue»
Posted by TonyClinton 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Agony & Ecstacy

Out of town on assignment, I was staying with my friends in an upscale part of town..MONEY! He was out of town for the day, and I, was house sitting during the evening. His wife was out with her girls friends, partying it up.

It was a boring evening channel surfing and reading a book. The book as better than TV and I was on my 2nd glass of wine, when I heard the rear door open.

In waltzed, very carefully, Linda, who appears very sexy and quite too much to drink. She leaned against the wall trying to, gracefully, remove her shoes. Her long hair, plus her low cut tank top displayed a fine... Continue»
Posted by silverfox62 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Russian Shemales 4: This Time, It's Personal

Again, I am not understanding humor in the title. My translator says "go with it". Whatever.

Mr. Aronoff calls in the morning, and says to meet him at the factory. We will be building set again for Friday night photography session. He is pleased with us, and says after taking out what we owe him, there is still little money we earned from last night. But he also suggests we buy some of our own clothing and cosmetics. This seems fair to us, as we cannot wear costumes when not working, and our country boy clothing is shabby. He will have Ana take us shopping later in day.

He also sa... Continue»
Posted by TransContinental 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Bad Santa: A Christmas Eve (Part 3)

Nick untied Monika, wanting her in a better position. He lifted her naked body up as if she didn’t weigh anything, placing her face down on the cold dining room table, Monika gasping as her nipples touched the cold wood.
“Don’t worry, I’ll warm you up soon.” He took some of the red rope, pulling her arms behind her, crossing them as he twisted the rope from her wrists all the way to her elbows.
Nick pushed the hair from her face as he turned so she could see him, as if she didn’t know what he was going to do. He was going to fuck her in the ass. She could still feel the butt plug in her eve... Continue»
Posted by catherine-belmont 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Naked mile

This story happened to me a few years ago when I was in my first year of university. I immediately tried to tie for admission as many useful contacts, but the most useful was the fellow student Serge named Prince - he was the nephew of a provincial tobacco king, but it is not irrelevant. Proved useful contacts in the sense that I was just a couple of times each month have to save him from the charges (did him some tasks and fussed in the rector's office), as a student, he was not the most diligent, but parents say that It's all right. His benefit that I had - and it's not the uninterrupted sup... Continue»
Posted by gentelmenn 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Halloween Gangbang

Maria looked in the mirror on Saturday, October 30. This was the night every girl in her residence was probably doing the same thing. Looking in the mirror at their scantily clad reflection and wondering about the nights activities.

Maria was heading downtown to a local strip of bars that always had the best costume parties and the best dance music in the city. Her girlfriends were all getting ready around her but she couldn’t hear them… the only thing on her mind were the last minute regrets at how sexy the reflection in the mirror looked staring back at her.
Her smooth Italian skin loo... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Cum gushing incident !!

My names Liam and when I was younger like most people I went to university to further my education.
It was there I met the first love of my life Bea, she was a hot little brunette, with a big smile and an even bigger pair of breasts that she kept hidden away under her school jumper.
We met in one of my classes and hit it off straight away, but she was from a fairly religious f****y and not matter how many times we fooled around we never, never went all the way.
But that didn't stop all the fun, in fact Bea loved tugging my cock, she said she loved the feel of the veins and ridges along my s... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Fourth of July Slumber Party

This Fourth of July started out just like any other. Little did I know that this day would change my life forever. I went over to my boyfriend's house in the middle of the afternoon for the f****y picnic. The plan was for me to watch fireworks with Danny, my boyfriend, and his f****y and then take his s****r, Whitney, to their aunt's house.

The day went exactly as planned. We went to Danny's grandparents' house for dinner, then to the park to watch fireworks. After fireworks, I gave Danny a kiss goodbye then Whitney and I drove to their aunt's house.

"Want to come up and have a few dri... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Timestop Day 1

This story is about a guy who finds he has the ability to stop time. If you don't like the concept, don't read it.A few things before it starts. There is next to nothing sexual in Day 1. Day 1 is just an introduction to the character and situation, things that are necessary to make the story work. Day 2 is where the fun stuff comes in.

P.S. I did not write this story, it's just a story I read and think should be shared with all you xHam people. Enjoy! Originally posted I am sure by [user]http://xhamster.com/user/themessenger[/user]

Day 1 - Wednesday

Warren woke up to his alarm going ... Continue»
Posted by PussyViking 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My College TA

Introduction:
Some of this is real, some things added for entertainment. This is my first story so please leave constructive criticism!
It was my second year of college. I was majoring in nursing so we had a pretty strict guideline of classes we had to follow in order to be accepted into the actual nursing program by junior year. While most of my freshman year was spent doing the required breadth courses for the university, I was finally getting out of that stage and now doing the prerequisite courses for the program. To say I was ecstatic was an understatement. I couldn't tell you why, but ... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Sans Panties by lloyalsock

Claire shivered against the cold and snuggled up against her husband while they stood on the front porch waiting for someone to answer the door! "Oh my, it's cold," Claire said with a shudder, "I wish someone would answer the bell!" "I think I hear someone coming now," Frank replied while tugging Claire closer to him, "boy, it's been a long time since we've visited Tom and Marge, about two years I'd guess!!!" "At least," Claire whispered as the door began to swing open, "oh, Frank, I forgot to mention it before we left, but I'm not wearing any panties!!!" "W-what," he stammered to his pregnant... Continue»
Posted by loyalsock 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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BJ At The Movies

I was at the movies with my GF and she just kept talking through the whole thing and it was starting to make me mad, then she started baging for some of the popcorn I had so I did the only thing I could think to do. I pulled out my dich g****d her head and shoved my dick down her throat. She gagged a little but then statred sucking like a pro. It felt great and I could enjoy the movie. When it was time for me to cum I pulled my dick out and came all over the popcorn, here you go bitch have some nice cum corn.... Continue»
Posted by ilovecougars69 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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SAG - Begegnung der Tittenart

Begegnung der Tittenart:

Als wir mal wieder nachmittags am Fluss entlanglaufen und eventuell Kaffeetrinken gehen wollten, hat sich meine Frau erst mal im Bad feingemacht und sich ihren kurzen weißen Stufenrock angezogen und obenrum entschied sie sich für ein weißes Knöpf-Bustier mit hauchdünnen Trägern ohne BH und sie ließ die obersten Knöpfe geöffnet und um die Hüfte trug sie einen engen schwarzen Gürtel, der ihre Hüften noch mehr zur Geltung brachte. Damit kam sie ein paar Mal zu mir ins Wohnzimmer und fragte mich immer wieder „Schatz geht das so?“. Ich antwortete ehrlich mi... Continue»
Posted by gs4love 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I Shag, Dump and Slap the Minging Slut!

I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.


Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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