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Close Call

Close Call by: KS44

I’ll start by setting the scene. It’s Saturday morning, my wife and her s****r and her daughter who were staying with us on their vacation, had gotten up early and headed out for a day of shopping and doing girl things.

I woke up to a quiet house. Getting out of bed I used the bathroom then putting on my robe, headed down the hall and into the kitchen to make some coffee. My wife had left about two cups worth in the pot but it was cold. I poured a cup and put it in the microwave to re-warm it. The microwave beeped, I took out the cup of now hot coffee, added ... Continue»
Posted by kokslut444 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5853  |  
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The Stepmother

I loved this story and wanted to share it, the writer is "horrorotica" here is a link to the main story: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-stepmother

As eighteen-year-old Dale Barrett travelled home by train, he felt excited about seeing his stepmom for the first time since spring break. Nervous energy made his heartbeat fast, his stomach feel funny, and his fingers tingle. The reason he felt so nervous about coming home is that his stepmother had told him that she knew about his little secret.

She seemed keen to talk about it with him at the time, but only if he wanted too, of course. Dal... Continue»
Posted by nancyboi 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5770  |  
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Leila Has a Big Secret

I'm an ordinary guy, nothing special about me at all. Well, maybe my choice in women could set me apart from most.

It all started one rainy afternoon in Northern California as I was driving home after a party I'd attended alone the day before.

I'd stayed over at a friend's house and after a nice leisurely breakfast I headed home so that I would be back home before dark. I had to be at work the next day and wanted plenty of rest.

I was driving along Highway 1 when I first saw her. And boy, was she a vision. It had been raining all morning and the woman who stood there beside the road w... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 5760  |  
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My friends Dad

Well it started when i was in my early teens and went to visit my friend after school one day and his dad came to the door and told me he was at ball practice but could come inside and wait for him if wanted. so i went in and sat down and noticed he was wearing cut off sweats and no underwear and obviously was hanging out and he wanted to know if i was ok with watching some porn with him...well being i was a horny young guy at that age i agreed and we watched some pron for a few minutes before he was fully erect and hanging out the side of his shorts...he calmly asked me if that bothered me an... Continue»
Posted by longrod4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5722  |  
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aunty takes good care of me(part 1)

my aunty betty was to say the least a total hottie.okay she was over 40 something but hey have you seen some of those women.she always had a soft spot for me.i dont know what it was but i always seemed to get on with the more mature ladies.not that i didnt get on with younger girls.

this summer i went to stay for a few days.she needed the house painting and as i was off to college she figured i could do with the money and also help her out.in the end it was she who helped me out.

i dont know how but i fell off the ladder .a hospital visit and i had broken my left arm and leg.they wanted ... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5699  |  
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My Weekend With My Step-s****r

As a youngster I had 2 b*****rs, one a year older and one a year younger. And until I entered puberty I thought that was enough. But when my body started acting differently I knew I wanted more. Thankfully when I was a late adolescent my mother remarried and I earned a step-b*****r and a steps****r. At first they were kind of standoffish but soon we all began to get along great. And thankfully my step-s****r and I seemed to hit it off the best. I think the main reason for that was her b*****r was a lot older than her and treated her like a little k**. However, my step-s****r was the same age a... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 5678  |  
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NO BOYS ALLOWED

Mehek introduced me to her friends, showed me around her town, and helped me
settle in and acclimate to my new life. We were cousins by bl**d, but friends,
and pretty soon best friends by choice. We hung out together, had the same
group of friends, and shared secrets, everything that best girl friends do. She
even told me about the night she lost her virginity to her boyfriend. I must
admit that hearing her describe how it happened got me really sexually aroused,
and that night while Mehek was asl**p, I masturbated for the first time. I only
used my fingers and didn't even have an ... Continue»
Posted by thehornybabe 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5471  |  
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It's Just a Game!

(A game of seduction that goes awry)

Chapter One - The Beginning

My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.

"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.

After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.

A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 5506  |  
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Sex With A Widow Mature Lady Whom I Met In An Func



Hi friends am a great fan of the sex stories, after a lot of courage this is my first sex story which was encountered with and am still enjoying with that sweet lady.

Let me quick jump into the story. Well am Raj (name changed) and am 31 years old married with good body, 6’1 height with 75 kg weight well built.

The story begins like this, I had been to a function with my parents there I met a lady she must be around 45 but I must say she does not like she is her 40’s she looked like she is 30yrs old, I was drinking juice
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5394  |  
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The Dentist Put Her Under and Put It in Her

"It's a wreck, is what it is," Tommy Cordova half mumbled through the gauze of the surgical mask, his face bent closely to Kate's face, the polished steel mirror working to varying angles in her mouth.

I heard Kate stifle a sob, her right eye doing a minute tic towards where I stood, arms crossed, sagged in the corner of the exam room.

Tommy straightened up after another moment and slipped the magnified safety glasses off his face. "Two molars are shot. The one furthest back looks okay."

"I don't want 'em pulled," Kate mumbled, lifting up in the dental chair just a bit.

"Gotta come... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 5341  |  
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18th Birthday present

So this story happend on my friends cousins 18th birthday we were both 18 and she was just turning 18.So one day we about a week before her party she had invited everyone fron her class her and her cousins and me I didnt know her to well so I thought it kind of weird she invited me so I went because I really didnt have any thing to do. So the day of her party had came and we left about 6:30pm and got to there house we had Ice cream and cake and hung and then all of the older k**s ended up going to a hotel party.

Her parents had got 2 rooms 1 for the f****y and 1 for the friends there were ... Continue»
Posted by bigblackcock99 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5314  |  
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My first time with John

This is the true story about my first time with a guy. It happened about 8 years ago.


John and I had been friends since we were about 6 years old. We did just about everything together. We were, and still are, best friends. One evening we decided to go to the gym and work out. The place was just about empty. We had the place to ourselves for the most part. I wasn’t as into the work out as John was. I decided to call it quits and hit the showers. John decided to stay and lift some more.


Since the place was empty I was in the showers alone. I was thinking about the killer blowjob that ... Continue»
Posted by jock1982 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5302  |  
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Veronica Cheats on Her Passed-Out Boyfriend

Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.

Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.

It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5298  |  
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Blondie/Dennis The Menace: The New Babysitter

Blondie/Dennis The Menace: The New Babysitter (Or When Dennis Meets Blondie)
by Sniper32

One Friday night Dennis was introduced to his new babysitter, a nice young
lady named Blondie Bumsted. She was a 35 years old friend of his mother, she
was a stunning 5'9, slimmed hipped, long legs, a nice ass and a perfect set
of 38c breasts.

Denise's parents Henry and Alice were going out for dinner and dancing for
their anniversary and would be gone most of the night.

Now as everybody knows Dennis is a handful to say the least, and as boys tend to be when there parents are way, get into th... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5217  |  
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Horse Cock Girl Part 2


Amy woke up around dusk, based on the amount of light coming through her bedroom window. She'd fallen asl**p, her new horse-cock still hard and inside her best friend, Lucy.

Lucy was awake, watching Amy sl**p, and apparently enjoying the cock that was still inside her and hard again. Lucy was bouncing slowly and gently on Amy's cock and smiled when she noticed her friend had awoken.

"Good evening, sl**ping Beauty," Lucy said, in a slightly strained voice. She couldn't keep her pleasure out of her voice.

Amy smiled and pushed Lucy off of her, rolling on top of her and kissing her nec... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 5223  |  
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ICarly Sex Story; IAm Not A Virgin

ICarly Sex Story
Iam Not a Virgin

"I'm sexy Carly"
"and I'm slutty Sam"
"And this is ICarly"
Carly and Sam are doing a normal ICarly rehearsal in their studio with Freddie. As they get half way through Sam gets a text message.
"I gotta go" Sam says
"we're in the middle of rehearsal" Fredie exclaims
"I've got people to see" Sam responds
"Oooo a date?" Carly asked
"You could call it that" Sam says as she leaves with a dirty grin on her face.
"So now what?" Carly asks Freddie
"Oh I've got some tech stuff I need to fix"
"Alright i'll be in my room thinking of ideas for our next show... Continue»
Posted by sexybabe132 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5171  |  
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Guys 40/50 10 Ways to Have Fun With A Granny

Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4960  |  
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Kiran's public sex

This all started when an xham member sent me a link to a video of a women flashing the plumber she called in to fix her sink. I found the video very arousing, to the point I wanted to do something similar and a few days later whilst window shopping I noticed a women in a bicycle shop testing out a bike. What caught my eye was how the sales rep was looking at her ass as she mounted the bike. It gave me an idea, I was coming back the next day for a bike!

Like any normal human being, I of course fantasized about random sexual liaisons with various fantasy men. But fantasy and reality are tried... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 8 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5126  |  
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First Time

This is a true story. 





First Time
The day started early. She was going with her mother to take her father to his doctor's appointment in Clarksburg, which was a two hour drive. She was secretly pleased to go along with the long, boring, quiet trip there. The reason...the reason is because she was getting to meet up with her best friend. She hadn't seen him in a short while, which felt like forever to her. He always had a way of making things better, of making her smile when all she wanted to do was cry at times. He was someone she could trust completely. Finally after the ride they... Continue»
Posted by virgin_girl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 5115  |  
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The night I fucked my s****rs friend

It was just another normal early winters weekend, I was 19 at the time. I think it was around early November. THe dark nights had really drawn in now and it was one of those miserable Friday afternoons. I was driving home from work and thinking about the weekend ahead. Sould I go out tonight I thought, maybe I will go out for a few beers. Anyway I got home about 5pm and cracked open a beer and sat in front of the Tv.

My mum was cooking in the kitchen and my Dad was in his office, then I heard my s****r coming in, i heard the chatter of girls. SHe was with a friend of hers and they were... Continue»
Posted by SirFoxlywintershank 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 5112  |  
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