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Guys 40/50 10 Ways to Have Fun With A Granny

Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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the breeder vampire

This vampire is just as powerful as the common vampire with only one exception.This vampire does not want your bl**d.He wants your fertile pussy.His power is to breed with any and all females that are fertile.
This passage will tell the tale of how he lures women with his eyes.He controls them with the tone of his voice.Women can not resist.This vampire can not be stopped.He will not stop.His power is to breed.
A long long time ago at the age of thirteen a young male,while in the shower discovered he could cum.This feeling felt so good he would do it over and over again.Little did he... Continue»
Posted by kurtnvee 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Kirans s****rs plan

Hubby and I have been married nearly 9 years now and have almost given up hope on ever having c***dren. My irregular ovulations was one of the culprits along few issues with hubby‘s sperm. The f****y doctor suggested that while it was possible for hubby and I to conceive, it was highly unlikely.
"You don't have enough sperm and you don’t produce enough healthy eggs." the doctor said in less medical term so we understood better. Trying to have a baby had been, Honestly, killing us. We're certainly not the first couple to have trouble conceiving and we wouldn't be the first to fall out over i... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 9 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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OMG, its big black cock

Rachel my neighbour came over yesterday morning for a coffee and a chat. She asked me if I could go out with her to meet a old friend of hers from college days. The reason she gave me to go with her was that she didn’t want to be seen with him alone just encase someone saw her and it caused a rumour, if her husband hears it he will get offended. So I agreed, we met him in the evening at a local bar, he was a black guy, stocky built around 30-35 years of age. Rachel introduced him to me saying that’s her ex called Danny. (that was the first time I heard he was her Ex?!) Anyway we talked for som... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Farm job

My wife and I own alot of property,and a few horses.I am 6 foot tall 220 and about 8 inches.She is 5'2 about 140 and has 38dd tits,mm nice. Ok we got a horse that was about 2 years old.One day it seemed to be a little down so i called the vet.Lora asked me what the vet said. "he said the horse,Sam we called him,was in need of some attention.he said if I jerk it off the thing will be fine." She laughed.So reluctant to do it i asked my wife if she would please help me.It took some persuation but it was for Sam's health so she finally agreed to help,but seemed disgusted be it.
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Posted by sexybirsen 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Fantasy Comes True

It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
Posted by jeffrey16 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Daughter The Boss

Daughter's can be Fun

My Daughter came home.

We were both ready to go to the toilet by the time I pulled into our drive way, the last stop was for gas and a drink but should have been a full pit stop and it was an hour ago.
It would be a race to the down stairs bathroom and Jane was on the right and closer to the door but I had the house keys. Once I unlocked the back door it would be 'all's fair in love and war', there were two ways to get to the toilet.

I put the car in park and Jane opened her door and fairly jumped out calling to me to throw her the keys. I smirked, 'no such l... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I'm fucking Santa Claus

It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus.

Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”

Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”

Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to slide down and he grabbed her, trying to cop a feel.”

Girl 2: “Gross!”

Girl 1: “And ... Continue»
Posted by 247hornyboi 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I fucked lisa's husband

I've known Lisa for a few years now and never really expected what was to happen. We had many of the same friends and got along great. But lost contact for nearly a year. I found out she had moved from London to Oxford with her new husband now and worked as a financial advisor from home, but otherwise was the same girl. I got her new number from another friend and called her.

“Hi liss, heard you moved near me? How is everything? We need a good catch up.” I said excited to have a friend near by.

“oh hi Kiran, I was wondering if you have any free time?” Lisa asked with what I thought was ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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How I Fucked My Sister And Her Best Friend On A Co


My name is Roy this is my first story so please forgive me if i do any mistake any where

Our f****y moved to a new big house in the state it was big but not so big at least i and my s****r had separate rooms to ourselves i was the elders of the c***dren and at that time that this story happened, i was 20 while my s****r Kim was 18 years.

In our new neighborhood, i had no friends but my s****r had this friend called Kit who lived next to our house. Kit was the same age with my s****r she had a very sexy body which i always a
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Game

Pam was just twelve and loved her b*****r a lot. He was three years older and she would do anything for him. They were together a lot as their parents worked long hours at their business. One day Ray took her into his bedroom and told her "We are going to play a fun game that grownups like to play. It is our secret and you can not tell any one at all." She smiled and said okay. He then told her "We have to take our clothes off and I will show you more about the game." As they both got naked Ray began to run his hands over her body. Then he licked on each flat tit and sucked on a tiny nipple. H... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 1 - A Mother's Love

the characters in this story are copyrighted but the story is mine. depending on the responce to this story i have 5 more parts i will post.

Dennis The Menace: Part 1 - A Mother's Love
by Sniper32

Dennis was in his bedroom one afternoon, doing what young men do, when his
mother Alice stuck her head in and told him that she was going to the store
and would be back in about an hour. Now Dennis was home alone and being the
curious type decided to snoop around in his mom and dads room and see what
he could find. So he went down the hallway and into his folks room, first he
looked unde... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Little s*s Big Secret

Brad rarely saw his s****r Emma anymore. Between their going to school in separate cities and busy schedules when they were home in the summer, it was rare if they spent more than an hour in each other's' company. He still always loved seeing her, though she and he both were changing as they followed their own paths. And oh did every time he did see her remind him that she was a stunner. As they were going through school Brad knew she was going to be a beauty when she got prettier and prettier each year. However, it seemed that she never stopped; her breasts got bigger and bigger until they lo... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Episode 42 - Girl loses the Horse Cock

Introduction
By now, if you’ve been following this mini-series you should have read:
'Girl with the Horse Cock' Parts 1 and 2, uploaded by Drew Robbins from Indiana (see link in My Favourites),
My story, called 'Episode 40 – Girl with the Horse Cock',
and finally the slightly unusual 'Girl with the Horse Cock Part 3' (see My Favourites again).

If you haven’t the time here is a very brief synopsis:
We first met Amy – the girl with the Horse-cock in Part 1 – it was the result of a dreadful accident, swallowing a drop of pure Horse DNA on a school trip to the experimental horse br... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl (A True Story) The

My first time dressed as a girl (This is a true story, the conversations in it are only as accurate as my memory can supply, as this happened Thirty years ago)
When I was s*******n I was dating a girl from the local college. I lived in a medium sized college town in a western state and it was 1983. It was Halloween weekend and we were both drinking some wine coolers she’d bought, the drinking age was eighteen at the time and she was nineteen, and smoking some pot I had brought over. We had planned on going to a party at a local frat house but it had gotten cancelled because the police had ra... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Dogs That Started It All

I knew about sex since I was about 13 but I only started experimenting when I was about 15, I’m 26 now. When I was 15 I began to “do a little research” I guess you could call it… I watched porn. I saw rather sexy woman get fucked rough and hard by men with huge dicks. I also watched as women played with their sexy little pussies and cum all over the place. Needless to say, I began to masturbate.
But, this story isn’t about all that. That was just a little background information. This story is about my dogs Buddy and Rocky.

Buddy:

When I was still “researching” sex when I was about 16, I... Continue»
Posted by qudduse 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Leila Has a Big Secret

I'm an ordinary guy, nothing special about me at all. Well, maybe my choice in women could set me apart from most.

It all started one rainy afternoon in Northern California as I was driving home after a party I'd attended alone the day before.

I'd stayed over at a friend's house and after a nice leisurely breakfast I headed home so that I would be back home before dark. I had to be at work the next day and wanted plenty of rest.

I was driving along Highway 1 when I first saw her. And boy, was she a vision. It had been raining all morning and the woman who stood there beside the road w... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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Remote Possibilities 2: s****r Abby

Andrew had just returned home from a trip to the mall that had changed his life forever. He'd only had the 'universal remote,' as the old man at the strange gadget shop had called it, for a few hours now but he knew that things would never be the same. He had already seen it turn on any gadget, physically move matter and the best yet, it seemed to be able to alter anyone's mind that he chose. He had no idea how exactly it worked, and he suspected that its creator, the old man in the shop named Jim, may have left him a significant amount of catching up if he was to every fully grasp its power. ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 7 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My friends Dad

Well it started when i was in my early teens and went to visit my friend after school one day and his dad came to the door and told me he was at ball practice but could come inside and wait for him if wanted. so i went in and sat down and noticed he was wearing cut off sweats and no underwear and obviously was hanging out and he wanted to know if i was ok with watching some porn with him...well being i was a horny young guy at that age i agreed and we watched some pron for a few minutes before he was fully erect and hanging out the side of his shorts...he calmly asked me if that bothered me an... Continue»
Posted by longrod4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Weekend With My Step-s****r

As a youngster I had 2 b*****rs, one a year older and one a year younger. And until I entered puberty I thought that was enough. But when my body started acting differently I knew I wanted more. Thankfully when I was a late adolescent my mother remarried and I earned a step-b*****r and a steps****r. At first they were kind of standoffish but soon we all began to get along great. And thankfully my step-s****r and I seemed to hit it off the best. I think the main reason for that was her b*****r was a lot older than her and treated her like a little k**. However, my step-s****r was the same age a... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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