Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 5
Saturday morning came early for the younger Bundy f****y members; Buck as
usual was humping Marcy's poodle; Bud had just screwed Amber and she was
staggering back to her aunt's house butt naked and tired; Bud has now
back into bed to cuddle up with his other warm piece of ass for the
he had started out fucking her, but duties called for him to service Amber
and to keep her pussy happy.
Kelly sl**ps soundly as usual as she normally gets back home around 2am
one of her boy friends, where she usually gets screwed in the back seat of
their car, or gets ... Continue»
Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.
My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,
I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)
Shot down again.
Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.
I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave
I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.
"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
(d***ken mom makes a huge mistake)
The Schaffer f****y was all smiles on this particular Friday afternoon. They were leaving for their annual summer vacation. Their bags were packed, the SUV loaded, and all that remained was for them to load themselves up. Every year they took a weeklong road trip with no fixed destination. They just simply picked a direction and went. As they pulled out of the driveway Amanda Schaffer noticed out of the corner of her eye that her son Ryan was starring at her.
"Is something the matter honey?" She asked.
"Oh....uh.....nah, I was just day dreaming." Rya... Continue»
Ever since I was a small boy, I would sneak in my parents room where my mom and dad kept a stash of sex toys by the bed. I was so young, I could barely get a hard on but I would take mom's dildo and cram it in my tight little asshole.
It always felt good and I knew from even that young pre high school age that my ass was something that was special.
One summer I had two of the neighborhood guys stay over for the weekend and that night, after my parents went to bed, the three of us started kinda fooling around and by touching each others cocks and balls and a couple of us even kissed ea
I got to the job interview early; I used the time to go over everything I think they would ask. The secretary called me in and showed me to the head HR lady’s office. She looked to be in mid to late 50s and didn’t even stand up to shake my hand… “Mr. Sam” she said pulling her glasses down slightly over the bridge of her nose “I regret to inform you that the position you applied for has been filled, we… tried contacting you by phone and via email, but none of them seemed to work … cause here you are” “I…”, “I’ll tell you what” she moved the papers that were in the middle of the desk to the left... Continue»
When I got back home, mom always got energized. She brought me food and used to tell me all the things that happened during the day, who called, and who she talked to on phone and things like that. I had never looked at my mom sexually. She was 40 years old, but she was skinny and had a shapely body. She didn’t have the biggest tits but they were proportionate to her height and body weight. Even though we are Indian and pretty conservative, mom had always been a rebel of sorts. She never did anything crazy but she didn’t mind l
(A game of seduction that goes awry)
Chapter One - The Beginning
My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.
"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.
After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.
A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
my cousin Rebecca and I are 9 years apart, she is 22 and I am 31, for as long as I could remember my cousin Rebecca would always fallowing my every foot step as we would play together in our grandparents back yard like a b*****r and s****r would, I always knew Rebecca loved me with a passion as I love that girl to and I would do anything for her as she would do the same, we have always been close to even this day where we share very intimate discussions of our life situations, she understands me and I understand her.
Rebecca and I have always been around each other till I hit the age of 13... Continue»
Hi everybody. It is so nice to see you again.
If we have met before then you know me already.
I am writing this mainly for those who don't know me, because I have been asked how I got into the swinging lifestyle too many times so I thought I would just put it here.
Just one thing, as you probably know, I like to chat first before accepting a friend. I like to chat but if we are going to chat, I request that...
Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
This vampire is just as powerful as the common vampire with only one exception.This vampire does not want your bl**d.He wants your fertile pussy.His power is to breed with any and all females that are fertile.
This passage will tell the tale of how he lures women with his eyes.He controls them with the tone of his voice.Women can not resist.This vampire can not be stopped.He will not stop.His power is to breed.
A long long time ago at the age of thirteen a young male,while in the shower discovered he could cum.This feeling felt so good he would do it over and over again.Little did he... Continue»
Daughter's can be Fun
My Daughter came home.
We were both ready to go to the toilet by the time I pulled into our drive way, the last stop was for gas and a drink but should have been a full pit stop and it was an hour ago.
It would be a race to the down stairs bathroom and Jane was on the right and closer to the door but I had the house keys. Once I unlocked the back door it would be 'all's fair in love and war', there were two ways to get to the toilet.
I put the car in park and Jane opened her door and fairly jumped out calling to me to throw her the keys. I smirked, 'no such l... Continue»
My wife and I own alot of property,and a few horses.I am 6 foot tall 220 and about 8 inches.She is 5'2 about 140 and has 38dd tits,mm nice. Ok we got a horse that was about 2 years old.One day it seemed to be a little down so i called the vet.Lora asked me what the vet said. "he said the horse,Sam we called him,was in need of some attention.he said if I jerk it off the thing will be fine." She laughed.So reluctant to do it i asked my wife if she would please help me.It took some persuation but it was for Sam's health so she finally agreed to help,but seemed disgusted be it.
Rachel my neighbour came over yesterday morning for a coffee and a chat. She asked me if I could go out with her to meet a old friend of hers from college days. The reason she gave me to go with her was that she didn’t want to be seen with him alone just encase someone saw her and it caused a rumour, if her husband hears it he will get offended. So I agreed, we met him in the evening at a local bar, he was a black guy, stocky built around 30-35 years of age. Rachel introduced him to me saying that’s her ex called Danny. (that was the first time I heard he was her Ex?!) Anyway we talked for som... Continue»
It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus.
Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”
Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”
Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to slide down and he grabbed her, trying to cop a feel.”
Girl 2: “Gross!”
Girl 1: “And ... Continue»
I've known Lisa for a few years now and never really expected what was to happen. We had many of the same friends and got along great. But lost contact for nearly a year. I found out she had moved from London to Oxford with her new husband now and worked as a financial advisor from home, but otherwise was the same girl. I got her new number from another friend and called her.
“Hi liss, heard you moved near me? How is everything? We need a good catch up.” I said excited to have a friend near by.
“oh hi Kiran, I was wondering if you have any free time?” Lisa asked with what I thought was ... Continue»