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Kelly Bundy's Saturday Morning Surprise Part

Saturday morning came early for the younger Bundy f****y members; Buck as
usual was humping Marcy's poodle; Bud had just screwed Amber and she was
staggering back to her aunt's house butt naked and tired; Bud has now
crawled
back into bed to cuddle up with his other warm piece of ass for the
morning,
he had started out fucking her, but duties called for him to service Amber
and to keep her pussy happy.

Kelly sl**ps soundly as usual as she normally gets back home around 2am
from
one of her boy friends, where she usually gets screwed in the back seat of
their car, or gets ... Continue»
Posted by Kazron 5 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY

MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.

My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,

I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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How we started in the swinging lifestyle (true sto

Hi everybody. It is so nice to see you again.

If we have met before then you know me already.

I am writing this mainly for those who don't know me, because I have been asked how I got into the swinging lifestyle too many times so I thought I would just put it here.




Just one thing, as you probably know, I like to chat first before accepting a friend. I like to chat but if we are going to chat, I request that...
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Posted by Blairs-Desire 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My Best Friend's Wife

(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)

Shot down again.

Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.

I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Mom's Sex Slave

My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave

By billy69boy

I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.

"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Wrong Room

(d***ken mom makes a huge mistake)

The Schaffer f****y was all smiles on this particular Friday afternoon. They were leaving for their annual summer vacation. Their bags were packed, the SUV loaded, and all that remained was for them to load themselves up. Every year they took a weeklong road trip with no fixed destination. They just simply picked a direction and went. As they pulled out of the driveway Amanda Schaffer noticed out of the corner of her eye that her son Ryan was starring at her.

"Is something the matter honey?" She asked.

"Oh....uh.....nah, I was just day dreaming." Rya... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A TEENAGE BI SLUT and ASS WHORE


Ever since I was a small boy, I would sneak in my parents room where my mom and dad kept a stash of sex toys by the bed. I was so young, I could barely get a hard on but I would take mom's dildo and cram it in my tight little asshole.
It always felt good and I knew from even that young pre high school age that my ass was something that was special.

One summer I had two of the neighborhood guys stay over for the weekend and that night, after my parents went to bed, the three of us started kinda fooling around and by touching each others cocks and balls and a couple of us even kissed ea
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Posted by bifun4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first sexual encounter with my cousin Rebecca

my cousin Rebecca and I are 9 years apart, she is 22 and I am 31, for as long as I could remember my cousin Rebecca would always fallowing my every foot step as we would play together in our grandparents back yard like a b*****r and s****r would, I always knew Rebecca loved me with a passion as I love that girl to and I would do anything for her as she would do the same, we have always been close to even this day where we share very intimate discussions of our life situations, she understands me and I understand her.

Rebecca and I have always been around each other till I hit the age of 13... Continue»
Posted by blackmomba213 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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BEST Job Interview

I got to the job interview early; I used the time to go over everything I think they would ask. The secretary called me in and showed me to the head HR lady’s office. She looked to be in mid to late 50s and didn’t even stand up to shake my hand… “Mr. Sam” she said pulling her glasses down slightly over the bridge of her nose “I regret to inform you that the position you applied for has been filled, we… tried contacting you by phone and via email, but none of them seemed to work … cause here you are” “I…”, “I’ll tell you what” she moved the papers that were in the middle of the desk to the left... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 6 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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It's Just a Game!

(A game of seduction that goes awry)

Chapter One - The Beginning

My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.

"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.

After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.

A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Mom Gives The Best Pleasure


When I got back home, mom always got energized. She brought me food and used to tell me all the things that happened during the day, who called, and who she talked to on phone and things like that. I had never looked at my mom sexually. She was 40 years old, but she was skinny and had a shapely body. She didn’t have the biggest tits but they were proportionate to her height and body weight. Even though we are Indian and pretty conservative, mom had always been a rebel of sorts. She never did anything crazy but she didn’t mind l
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Guys 40/50 10 Ways to Have Fun With A Granny

Introduction to the Joys of Meeting Grannies
About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them.
This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 4 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My Daughter The Boss

Daughter's can be Fun

My Daughter came home.

We were both ready to go to the toilet by the time I pulled into our drive way, the last stop was for gas and a drink but should have been a full pit stop and it was an hour ago.
It would be a race to the down stairs bathroom and Jane was on the right and closer to the door but I had the house keys. Once I unlocked the back door it would be 'all's fair in love and war', there were two ways to get to the toilet.

I put the car in park and Jane opened her door and fairly jumped out calling to me to throw her the keys. I smirked, 'no such l... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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the breeder vampire

This vampire is just as powerful as the common vampire with only one exception.This vampire does not want your bl**d.He wants your fertile pussy.His power is to breed with any and all females that are fertile.
This passage will tell the tale of how he lures women with his eyes.He controls them with the tone of his voice.Women can not resist.This vampire can not be stopped.He will not stop.His power is to breed.
A long long time ago at the age of thirteen a young male,while in the shower discovered he could cum.This feeling felt so good he would do it over and over again.Little did he... Continue»
Posted by kurtnvee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Kirans s****rs plan

Hubby and I have been married nearly 9 years now and have almost given up hope on ever having c***dren. My irregular ovulations was one of the culprits along few issues with hubby‘s sperm. The f****y doctor suggested that while it was possible for hubby and I to conceive, it was highly unlikely.
"You don't have enough sperm and you don’t produce enough healthy eggs." the doctor said in less medical term so we understood better. Trying to have a baby had been, Honestly, killing us. We're certainly not the first couple to have trouble conceiving and we wouldn't be the first to fall out over i... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Farm job

My wife and I own alot of property,and a few horses.I am 6 foot tall 220 and about 8 inches.She is 5'2 about 140 and has 38dd tits,mm nice. Ok we got a horse that was about 2 years old.One day it seemed to be a little down so i called the vet.Lora asked me what the vet said. "he said the horse,Sam we called him,was in need of some attention.he said if I jerk it off the thing will be fine." She laughed.So reluctant to do it i asked my wife if she would please help me.It took some persuation but it was for Sam's health so she finally agreed to help,but seemed disgusted be it.
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Posted by sexybirsen 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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OMG, its big black cock

Rachel my neighbour came over yesterday morning for a coffee and a chat. She asked me if I could go out with her to meet a old friend of hers from college days. The reason she gave me to go with her was that she didn’t want to be seen with him alone just encase someone saw her and it caused a rumour, if her husband hears it he will get offended. So I agreed, we met him in the evening at a local bar, he was a black guy, stocky built around 30-35 years of age. Rachel introduced him to me saying that’s her ex called Danny. (that was the first time I heard he was her Ex?!) Anyway we talked for som... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Fantasy Comes True

It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
Posted by jeffrey16 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Daddy taught me HOW to FUCK


My name is Laura and this is my true story....

My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young and he raised me and my older s****r pretty much by himself. He is a good looking man and I was always attracted to him in more ways than a daughter usually is.

Every now and then, I would sneak a peek at him through the bathroom window when he was getting dressed or taking a shower and every now and then, he would leave the door open and I could see him in plain view. He had a beautiful cock and a nice ass and I would lay in bed at night and fantasize about him letting me suck his big c
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Posted by funnsun2 1 year ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  
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