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Perfect Neighbor's



He Didn't Stand a Chance :-),
They were the perfect neighbor's, a pretty Mom, a fairly large son and a lovely daughter, there didn't seem to be a husband, father. They didn't say and I didn't ask.
That's what I mean, perfect neighbors. A smile or a wave, the occasional 'hello' if we crossed paths. Not noisy, no loud cars, I had to smile as every now I could hear 60's or 70's music, Mom? in between the c***dren's music, well, what they call music.
Like I said, perfect neighbors. They seemed to fit in with the others in our small cul-de-sac. I lived right at the end of the street and coul... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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OOPS! That is not my husband!

My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 6 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY

MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.

My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,

I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Mothers milk

Mothers milk

Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»
Posted by nana414 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Basketball Game

My wife and I were all excited our favorite team was playing for the conference title. We got our shirts own with the school logo, school colored sweat pants, fixed our drinks, and turned the tube on. We were not picked to win but had been playing well in the tournament. My wife has a large frame about 5"6" tall, beautiful 36DD tits, 29" waist, and 38" butt. She handles her weight well at 155 lbs., she is very strong. To look at her one would guess her to be 25 lbs. lighter.

The shirt she wearing was one of mine that buttoned in the front. She stretched it across the front with her large t... Continue»
Posted by crabber 7 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My naughty s****r cumming into my bedroom at night

When we were young my s****r would sneak into my bedroom at the end of the hall and would. Curiously pull back the blanket and take my dick out of my under wear and look at it and fell it. I was about 16 she was 14. I had sex before and she never has but I did see her with moms dildo in her pussy before! She would come into my room almost every night and play with my dick. I would move a little and she would duck under the bed. She figured I was sl**ping. So after about two week of this she got a little braver and put her soft lips around my cock for just a second and when she did it again I r... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My joke on my husband backfired


Troy had been home and leave for a week and it was so good to have him home, we fucked for the whole week and then on the Saturday night his old mates form his school days decided to come around for some drinks and catch up with him, the guys arrived about 7pm and by that time Troy had already had a few beers too many but was in a really good mood, five of his mates turned up, John, Ross, Will, Andrew and Ben and Ben’s girlfriend Sharon, Sharon was nice but easily lead, she did exactly what ever Ben told her, no matter what.
Everyone was laughing and joking and my guy Troy was telling ever... Continue»
Posted by sammythewitch91 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Baby Sitter

Alissa has been babysitting for the Ross f****y for about a year. She is a senior in college, and babysits to earn extra money for books and other things she needed.

She is a very attractive 23 year old, with sexy blue eyes and short blonde hair. Mrs. Ross, and her husband Tom had called Alissa to babysit for them Saturday night.

She told Alissa she could use the guest bedroom, because they probably wouldn't be home until the wee hours of the morning. Alissa told her,

"No problem...have fun."

At around eleven Alissa grew tired of studying and watching TV. Rather than sit up and do... Continue»
Posted by kap007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Watching My Wife Fuck The New Neighbor's Son

My wife Brittany and I live in an apartment building and have met and get along with most of our neighbors except the older couple that lives next door to us who I'm sure can hear us fucking all the time which explains the weird looks we always get. A couple months ago a couple moved in across the hall and they had a son named Micheal who had just turned s*******n and seemed very shy at first but since his parents worked all of the time he spent a lot of time at our place. The first day he came over he saw out collection of rock and roll albums and began going threw them saying that he had mos... Continue»
Posted by xxxmetalheadxxx 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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Neighbors Daughter

It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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A Hot Little s****r for Christmas

(College guy is reunited with his hot s****r)

My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.

When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in w... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Wrong Room

(d***ken mom makes a huge mistake)

The Schaffer f****y was all smiles on this particular Friday afternoon. They were leaving for their annual summer vacation. Their bags were packed, the SUV loaded, and all that remained was for them to load themselves up. Every year they took a weeklong road trip with no fixed destination. They just simply picked a direction and went. As they pulled out of the driveway Amanda Schaffer noticed out of the corner of her eye that her son Ryan was starring at her.

"Is something the matter honey?" She asked.

"Oh....uh.....nah, I was just day dreaming." Rya... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Craziest Sex Moments



Hi there. My name is Melissa. This story is about my craziest sex moments so far in my life since I turned eighteen years old. I love to look back at these times and laugh and masturbate about them. So here goes...

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I'm in my high school locker room and about twenty of us girls are showering after our track and field practice. Out of nowhere this guy in his twenties, who has nothing on but tennis shoes, breaks in and he's masturbating his hard cock in front of us. I think it's funny and quite arousing. But ... Continue»
Posted by melissa_ 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Cop

I hadn’t realized I was speeding until I saw red and blue flashing lights in my rearview mirror. Fuck, I thought to myself, I don’t need this right now. I need to get home to my bathtub and that book I just started reading. I pulled over, grabbed my registration from my glove compartment, rolled down my window and waited.
“Miss, do you realize how fast you were going?”
I turned my head to answer and was greeted by the most gorgeous police officer I had ever seen in my life. Although it was dark, I could see that his eyes were blue. Piercing blue. His hair was dark and slightly wavy, ... Continue»
Posted by Irishqt1980 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Doctors Visit

I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.

I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.

Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Ex and her s****r

My Ex and her S*ster

Background

Me and Kat went out for about 10 years, we had two k**s together. We split up about 4 years ago. We stayed friends for the k**s sake but hardly talked or had contact apart from when it involved the k**s. That all changed about 6 months ago when she split up with her boyfriend. We go talking about stuff one night on the phone and I chanced my arm and invited her round for a shag. She accepted the offer and we began sl**ping together again just going out getting d***k and fucking no romance, just the way I liked it. This is a story of one said night out. Her... Continue»
Posted by tobytyke28 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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How we started in the swinging lifestyle (true sto

Hi everybody. It is so nice to see you again.

If we have met before then you know me already.

I am writing this mainly for those who don't know me, because I have been asked how I got into the swinging lifestyle too many times so I thought I would just put it here.




Just one thing, as you probably know, I like to chat first before accepting a friend. I like to chat but if we are going to chat, I request that...
[image]http://rortybomb.files.wordpres... Continue»
Posted by Blairs-Desire 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Panties with Matching Earrings

We are an “ah hoc” team thrown together for this development project. I am Robbie, and I am a contract engineer specializing in electronic sensors. There is our resident geek, Markie who handles the electronics end of things. Mr. Cho stops by from time to time as he is the representative of the company who actually manufactures the product. Marlene, the designer is in charge of making sure that everything is tasteful and attractive. And there is “J” who is our intern and general good sport about things.

What is that we are developing? Well, I thought it was a tasteless joke when I was told ... Continue»
Posted by windsorkeith 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My Best Friend's Wife

(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)

Shot down again.

Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.

I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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