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Remember when (cousin story)

During a party last week, I had a chance to catch up with one of my younger cousins. We used to be so close but with everyone going their own separate ways, we all kind of grew apart. She was the closest in age with me and we were pretty close since we liked messing with our much younger cousins.

We talked about the games we used to play and how much fun it was back in those days. With everyone hanging out in the living room, I asked my cousin if she wanted to go to my room (in the basement) and have a drink with me. I went first and turn the tv on and got a couple of beers from the fridge.... Continue»
Posted by dirtyauthor 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A Shower Surprise

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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Hi, I'm Michael. I'd like to tell you a story about an experience I had

not too long ago. It really was just sort of a taste, but it's something I

can't stop thinking about- something that just makes me want more.


It was just a normal Friday night and I was hanging out at an apartment

with a bunch of my friends. The apartment isn't anything special - just a

small two bedroom/bathroom with sparse furnishings - ... Continue»
Posted by Ention 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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The Neighbor's Naughty Daughter

I leaned against the bar watching the action out on the dance floor and couldn't help licking my lips. God bless summer! Everywhere my eyes wandered, I spotted exactly what Doug and I had come here to find: plenty of hot young things. Even better, the first heat wave of the season had caused inspired the club had to open up its beachfront a week early.

We'd caught wind of the opening last night ago, and after our usual Saturday-night dinner date, we'd taken a ride to the under 21 club and spent over an hour sitting out on a deck that overlooked the beach.

The girls were out there wearin... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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I just can't help it!

Eight years ago I married my hubby, the love of my life. Hubby was attentive, passionate and very romantic towards me. Things have been going well, but his work has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. I have always had a very active libido, after our wedding it wasn't uncommon for us to have sex five or six times a week. For the past year I am lucky to have sex two or three times a month. Hubby's workload is insane and I know when he gets home he simply doesn't have any energy left for me. It makes me wonder if he is more committed to me or his boss now. Of course, my libido still n... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My girlfriends mother Part 5

My girlfriend’s mother part 5

This story is the very strangest of all and it involves the promise I made to my girlfriends mother Ruth to e****t her s****r Sarah to Edinburgh to a conference, last episode I left you having just completed a night out on the town where Ruth got fucked and so did I but not by either Ruth or my girlfriend Gillian.

The f****y had been a bit vague about the arrangements for the trip as I said last time but I just put it down to women’s organising something and thought “ if it goes pear shaped I’ll pick it up as I go along” Sarah was supposed to be arriving at ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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OOPS! That is not my husband!

My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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MY COCK IN MOM AND MY SISTER BREAST IN HANDS

i ever one this is Kishor. The story is about how I fucked my mom and s****r. My Father died when my s****r was 3 years. We are very poor f****y because of that one person said my mom that he will take me with him and educate me so my mom
agreed. I want with him and I studied with him still 10 and I was very fast learner so I learned my things and also about sex from my friend.
My friend used to bring story, Book and I used read that books even. And one day he bought the book which, Consists of sex between mom and son and read the story and I felt good from that day I used to read those t
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The initiation of a Sex Slave Mommy


I kneed meekly in front of my 18-year-old(**Edited**) son with hands behind my back in a submissive posture. I was visibly trembling with nervous anticipation. Ashok looked down at my scantily clad sexy body with both love and lust in his eyes.

"Mom, you were a vision when you walked up to me, so graceful yet sinfully erotic, a sex goddess and a sluttish whore roll into one! I just love you in this outfit. I think from now on you're going to dress like this or in a sexy French maid uniform without the underwear, otherwise yo
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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It's Just a Game!

(A game of seduction that goes awry)

Chapter One - The Beginning

My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.

"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.

After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.

A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Indian - Store Room With Father In Law

Store Room With Father In Law

My name is Suganya, a house-wife aged 30. I reside with my husband and our four c***dren, at Chennai in India. We are a middle class South Indian f****y. My husband is a nice man and takes good care of my c***dren and myself. Though I have four c***dren with him, yet somehow, my private relations with my husband is not so fulfilling. That is because, unfortunately, my husband is a physically weak man. He is short, thin and very timid in nature. Though at least once a week, I do satisfy his husbandly needs, I get quite frustrated during those times. That is bec... Continue»
Posted by ssantham 11 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Little s*s Big Secret

Brad rarely saw his s****r Emma anymore. Between their going to school in separate cities and busy schedules when they were home in the summer, it was rare if they spent more than an hour in each other's' company. He still always loved seeing her, though she and he both were changing as they followed their own paths. And oh did every time he did see her remind him that she was a stunner. As they were going through school Brad knew she was going to be a beauty when she got prettier and prettier each year. However, it seemed that she never stopped; her breasts got bigger and bigger until they lo... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 20 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My naughty s****r cumming into my bedroom at night

When we were young my s****r would sneak into my bedroom at the end of the hall and would. Curiously pull back the blanket and take my dick out of my under wear and look at it and fell it. I was about 16 she was 14. I had sex before and she never has but I did see her with moms dildo in her pussy before! She would come into my room almost every night and play with my dick. I would move a little and she would duck under the bed. She figured I was sl**ping. So after about two week of this she got a little braver and put her soft lips around my cock for just a second and when she did it again I r... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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poker with b*****r

Wooohooo, hubby’s got two months off work. In celebration we phoned a few friends over for supper tomorrow night. I invited my b*****r jay, my friend Jackie, her hubby Tom and hubby invited Iqbal & his wife Asrin. Well we decided to have everyone over at 7pm and serve food at 8pm.
At the time my husband was playing online poker and came up with a entertainment idea for the boys to play poker on the dinning table after we ate and cleared away. I told him that’s fine and the girls could go watch soaps and have a good chit chat in living room.
Next day I started messing with him very early in ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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He took advantage

Early this summer I went on holiday with my hubby. We went to visit the rural china for a week, the resort/holiday village was really nice, it had a massive boundary around with lots of little huts inside, made of mostly bamboo and straws but up to date. they had en-suit bathroom, ceiling fan, fridge, comfy bed and tight security.

The first days we just had a good look round the compound and just chilled out really.
My hubby would just go down to the bar and talk to people about where to go.
The second day of the holiday was a day I’ll remember, hubby said I heard they have a ancient r... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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My joke on my husband backfired


Troy had been home and leave for a week and it was so good to have him home, we fucked for the whole week and then on the Saturday night his old mates form his school days decided to come around for some drinks and catch up with him, the guys arrived about 7pm and by that time Troy had already had a few beers too many but was in a really good mood, five of his mates turned up, John, Ross, Will, Andrew and Ben and Ben’s girlfriend Sharon, Sharon was nice but easily lead, she did exactly what ever Ben told her, no matter what.
Everyone was laughing and joking and my guy Troy was telling ever... Continue»
Posted by sammythewitch91 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Mothers milk

Mothers milk

Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Neighbors Daughter

It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Perfect Neighbor's



He Didn't Stand a Chance :-),
They were the perfect neighbor's, a pretty Mom, a fairly large son and a lovely daughter, there didn't seem to be a husband, father. They didn't say and I didn't ask.
That's what I mean, perfect neighbors. A smile or a wave, the occasional 'hello' if we crossed paths. Not noisy, no loud cars, I had to smile as every now I could hear 60's or 70's music, Mom? in between the c***dren's music, well, what they call music.
Like I said, perfect neighbors. They seemed to fit in with the others in our small cul-de-sac. I lived right at the end of the street and coul... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Watching My Wife Fuck The New Neighbor's Son

My wife Brittany and I live in an apartment building and have met and get along with most of our neighbors except the older couple that lives next door to us who I'm sure can hear us fucking all the time which explains the weird looks we always get. A couple months ago a couple moved in across the hall and they had a son named Micheal who had just turned s*******n and seemed very shy at first but since his parents worked all of the time he spent a lot of time at our place. The first day he came over he saw out collection of rock and roll albums and began going threw them saying that he had mos... Continue»
Posted by xxxmetalheadxxx 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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