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Mothers milk

Mothers milk

Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6933  |  
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Neighbors Daughter

It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6917  |  
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Watching My Wife Fuck The New Neighbor's Son

My wife Brittany and I live in an apartment building and have met and get along with most of our neighbors except the older couple that lives next door to us who I'm sure can hear us fucking all the time which explains the weird looks we always get. A couple months ago a couple moved in across the hall and they had a son named Micheal who had just turned s*******n and seemed very shy at first but since his parents worked all of the time he spent a lot of time at our place. The first day he came over he saw out collection of rock and roll albums and began going threw them saying that he had mos... Continue»
Posted by xxxmetalheadxxx 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 6913  |  
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holiday oops

In April 2009 nearly two years into our marriage and two months since my unfortunate miscarriage. Hubby started talking about vacations, most likely to cheer me up, since it was obvious that I found it difficult to deal with our loss. He found an discounted advertisement for a holiday in Andros island, Bahamas. He brought up the idea of a vacation to this Caribbean island to me. We had not taken a vacation since honeymoon, so I responded positively and the fact that I would have him to myself for quality time alone, it seemed a nice option. Over the next few weeks he’d keep reminding me about ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6914  |  
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The Neighbor's Naughty Daughter

I leaned against the bar watching the action out on the dance floor and couldn't help licking my lips. God bless summer! Everywhere my eyes wandered, I spotted exactly what Doug and I had come here to find: plenty of hot young things. Even better, the first heat wave of the season had caused inspired the club had to open up its beachfront a week early.

We'd caught wind of the opening last night ago, and after our usual Saturday-night dinner date, we'd taken a ride to the under 21 club and spent over an hour sitting out on a deck that overlooked the beach.

The girls were out there wearin... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6804  |  
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My Craziest Sex Moments



Hi there. My name is Melissa. This story is about my craziest sex moments so far in my life since I turned eighteen years old. I love to look back at these times and laugh and masturbate about them. So here goes...

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I'm in my high school locker room and about twenty of us girls are showering after our track and field practice. Out of nowhere this guy in his twenties, who has nothing on but tennis shoes, breaks in and he's masturbating his hard cock in front of us. I think it's funny and quite arousing. But ... Continue»
Posted by melissa_ 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6747  |  
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Doctors Visit

I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.

I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.

Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6692  |  
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A Hot Little s****r for Christmas

(College guy is reunited with his hot s****r)

My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.

When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in w... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6690  |  
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My Pet Teacher

(He turns the table on his teacher)

CHAPTER 1

Man, I fucking hated science. And I especially hated that bitch of a teacher Ms. O'Hare. She failed me last year in science and math which meant I had to come back again this year to do 12th grade over again. When she had given me the news at the end of the school year, I was fucking devastated. I think that bitch actually smirked when she saw how upset I was.

You see Ms. O'Hare is the hottest teacher in school, if not the whole state. She is only 26 years old and has a body to die for. She stands 5'6" tall and weighs roughly 120lbs. She h... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 6694  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6532  |  
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Perfect Neighbor's



He Didn't Stand a Chance :-),
They were the perfect neighbor's, a pretty Mom, a fairly large son and a lovely daughter, there didn't seem to be a husband, father. They didn't say and I didn't ask.
That's what I mean, perfect neighbors. A smile or a wave, the occasional 'hello' if we crossed paths. Not noisy, no loud cars, I had to smile as every now I could hear 60's or 70's music, Mom? in between the c***dren's music, well, what they call music.
Like I said, perfect neighbors. They seemed to fit in with the others in our small cul-de-sac. I lived right at the end of the street and coul... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6521  |  
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Innocence

(Kathy crosses boundaries while on vacation)

The sun, its warmth, the sound of ocean waves, the sand and the breeze all let me know I was nowhere near home. As I laid out in the heat and let my skin feel alive once again, I kept my eyes closed and thought about how much I needed this vacation. It was overdue and I mentally made a note not to let it happen again. I had let myself get so deep into work and career that I had come close to burning out.

My life at forty was going well by some standards, but it was also a bit of a mess. On the executive career track at the company, my MBA fina... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6469  |  
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Wrong Room

(d***ken mom makes a huge mistake)

The Schaffer f****y was all smiles on this particular Friday afternoon. They were leaving for their annual summer vacation. Their bags were packed, the SUV loaded, and all that remained was for them to load themselves up. Every year they took a weeklong road trip with no fixed destination. They just simply picked a direction and went. As they pulled out of the driveway Amanda Schaffer noticed out of the corner of her eye that her son Ryan was starring at her.

"Is something the matter honey?" She asked.

"Oh....uh.....nah, I was just day dreaming." Rya... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6443  |  
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My Mom's Sex Slave

My Mother Made Me Her Sex Slave

By billy69boy

I was floating on Cloud 9, in anticipation of marrying the girl of my dreams in less than a week's time. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, so I was curious as to why Sue, my fiancée, wanted to meet up with me after work, and on a Tuesday night, no less. I walked into the bar and found her sitting at a corner table, with a half-finished drink in front of her. I could detect a sense of nervousness and dread when she looked up and acknowledged my presence.

"Hi, Honey, what's wrong?" I asked, as she dropped her eyes and stared at her gla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6358  |  
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My Best Friend's Wife

(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)

Shot down again.

Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.

I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6307  |  
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A TEENAGE BI SLUT and ASS WHORE


Ever since I was a small boy, I would sneak in my parents room where my mom and dad kept a stash of sex toys by the bed. I was so young, I could barely get a hard on but I would take mom's dildo and cram it in my tight little asshole.
It always felt good and I knew from even that young pre high school age that my ass was something that was special.

One summer I had two of the neighborhood guys stay over for the weekend and that night, after my parents went to bed, the three of us started kinda fooling around and by touching each others cocks and balls and a couple of us even kissed ea
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Posted by bifun4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6296  |  
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BEST Job Interview

I got to the job interview early; I used the time to go over everything I think they would ask. The secretary called me in and showed me to the head HR lady’s office. She looked to be in mid to late 50s and didn’t even stand up to shake my hand… “Mr. Sam” she said pulling her glasses down slightly over the bridge of her nose “I regret to inform you that the position you applied for has been filled, we… tried contacting you by phone and via email, but none of them seemed to work … cause here you are” “I…”, “I’ll tell you what” she moved the papers that were in the middle of the desk to the left... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6285  |  
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Mom Gives The Best Pleasure


When I got back home, mom always got energized. She brought me food and used to tell me all the things that happened during the day, who called, and who she talked to on phone and things like that. I had never looked at my mom sexually. She was 40 years old, but she was skinny and had a shapely body. She didn’t have the biggest tits but they were proportionate to her height and body weight. Even though we are Indian and pretty conservative, mom had always been a rebel of sorts. She never did anything crazy but she didn’t mind l
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Posted by bava12 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6251  |  
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MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY

MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.

My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,

I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 9 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6196  |  
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My first sexual encounter with my cousin Rebecca

my cousin Rebecca and I are 9 years apart, she is 22 and I am 31, for as long as I could remember my cousin Rebecca would always fallowing my every foot step as we would play together in our grandparents back yard like a b*****r and s****r would, I always knew Rebecca loved me with a passion as I love that girl to and I would do anything for her as she would do the same, we have always been close to even this day where we share very intimate discussions of our life situations, she understands me and I understand her.

Rebecca and I have always been around each other till I hit the age of 13... Continue»
Posted by blackmomba213 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6176  |  
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