Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 4
(A game of seduction that goes awry)
Chapter One - The Beginning
My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.
"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.
After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.
A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
Alissa has been babysitting for the Ross f****y for about a year. She is a senior in college, and babysits to earn extra money for books and other things she needed.
She is a very attractive 23 year old, with sexy blue eyes and short blonde hair. Mrs. Ross, and her husband Tom had called Alissa to babysit for them Saturday night.
She told Alissa she could use the guest bedroom, because they probably wouldn't be home until the wee hours of the morning. Alissa told her,
"No problem...have fun."
At around eleven Alissa grew tired of studying and watching TV. Rather than sit up and do... Continue»
(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)
Shot down again.
Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.
I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
the characters in this story are copyrighted but the story is mine. depending on the responce to this story i have 5 more parts i will post.
Dennis The Menace: Part 1 - A Mother's Love
Dennis was in his bedroom one afternoon, doing what young men do, when his
mother Alice stuck her head in and told him that she was going to the store
and would be back in about an hour. Now Dennis was home alone and being the
curious type decided to snoop around in his mom and dads room and see what
he could find. So he went down the hallway and into his folks room, first he
looked unde... Continue»
It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus.
Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”
Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”
Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to slide down and he grabbed her, trying to cop a feel.”
Girl 2: “Gross!”
Girl 1: “And ... Continue»
Well it started when i was in my early teens and went to visit my friend after school one day and his dad came to the door and told me he was at ball practice but could come inside and wait for him if wanted. so i went in and sat down and noticed he was wearing cut off sweats and no underwear and obviously was hanging out and he wanted to know if i was ok with watching some porn with him...well being i was a horny young guy at that age i agreed and we watched some pron for a few minutes before he was fully erect and hanging out the side of his shorts...he calmly asked me if that bothered me an... Continue»
(He turns the table on his teacher)
Man, I fucking hated science. And I especially hated that bitch of a teacher Ms. O'Hare. She failed me last year in science and math which meant I had to come back again this year to do 12th grade over again. When she had given me the news at the end of the school year, I was fucking devastated. I think that bitch actually smirked when she saw how upset I was.
You see Ms. O'Hare is the hottest teacher in school, if not the whole state. She is only 26 years old and has a body to die for. She stands 5'6" tall and weighs roughly 120lbs. She h... Continue»
my aunty betty was to say the least a total hottie.okay she was over 40 something but hey have you seen some of those women.she always had a soft spot for me.i dont know what it was but i always seemed to get on with the more mature ladies.not that i didnt get on with younger girls.
this summer i went to stay for a few days.she needed the house painting and as i was off to college she figured i could do with the money and also help her out.in the end it was she who helped me out.
i dont know how but i fell off the ladder .a hospital visit and i had broken my left arm and leg.they wanted ... Continue»
As a youngster I had 2 b*****rs, one a year older and one a year younger. And until I entered puberty I thought that was enough. But when my body started acting differently I knew I wanted more. Thankfully when I was a late adolescent my mother remarried and I earned a step-b*****r and a steps****r. At first they were kind of standoffish but soon we all began to get along great. And thankfully my step-s****r and I seemed to hit it off the best. I think the main reason for that was her b*****r was a lot older than her and treated her like a little k**. However, my step-s****r was the same age a... Continue»
This is a true story.
The day started early. She was going with her mother to take her father to his doctor's appointment in Clarksburg, which was a two hour drive. She was secretly pleased to go along with the long, boring, quiet trip there. The reason...the reason is because she was getting to meet up with her best friend. She hadn't seen him in a short while, which felt like forever to her. He always had a way of making things better, of making her smile when all she wanted to do was cry at times. He was someone she could trust completely. Finally after the ride they... Continue»
This story and all the stories that follow are true, but the names of most of the people (except my own) have changed. Everything else is as true as I can remember it.
My name is Vanessa Abigail Genai. This is a story of the first time I ever started masturbating.
At the time I was only nine years old. I had not yet begun puberty so I was still flat and hairless. Those who knew me, always said I was beautiful, even back then. I had long blonde hair that reached to my shoulders. I always kept it loose and flowing. I had bright blue eyes. I had s... Continue»
I've known Lisa for a few years now and never really expected what was to happen. We had many of the same friends and got along great. But lost contact for nearly a year. I found out she had moved from London to Oxford with her new husband now and worked as a financial advisor from home, but otherwise was the same girl. I got her new number from another friend and called her.
“Hi liss, heard you moved near me? How is everything? We need a good catch up.” I said excited to have a friend near by.
“oh hi Kiran, I was wondering if you have any free time?” Lisa asked with what I thought was ... Continue»
A 13 year old cutie wants to fuck her boyfriend, but first she wants to lose her virginity to a more experienced lover. (Mf-teens, 1st, oral)
Another true story from my younger days, much younger.
I got a phone call from a girl named Sandy. Her cousin had told her I gave guitar lessons, and she wanted to learn. We set up lessons at her house on Saturday afternoon.
I was surprised when we met, I expected her to be older. I was 17, she had just turned 13! She was a cute k**, but just that to me, A k**. And, as a lot of young girls, she NEVER stopped talking! Her thoughts came g... Continue»
Mehek introduced me to her friends, showed me around her town, and helped me
settle in and acclimate to my new life. We were cousins by bl**d, but friends,
and pretty soon best friends by choice. We hung out together, had the same
group of friends, and shared secrets, everything that best girl friends do. She
even told me about the night she lost her virginity to her boyfriend. I must
admit that hearing her describe how it happened got me really sexually aroused,
and that night while Mehek was asl**p, I masturbated for the first time. I only
used my fingers and didn't even have an ... Continue»
(Kathy crosses boundaries while on vacation)
The sun, its warmth, the sound of ocean waves, the sand and the breeze all let me know I was nowhere near home. As I laid out in the heat and let my skin feel alive once again, I kept my eyes closed and thought about how much I needed this vacation. It was overdue and I mentally made a note not to let it happen again. I had let myself get so deep into work and career that I had come close to burning out.
My life at forty was going well by some standards, but it was also a bit of a mess. On the executive career track at the company, my MBA fina... Continue»
"It's a wreck, is what it is," Tommy Cordova half mumbled through the gauze of the surgical mask, his face bent closely to Kate's face, the polished steel mirror working to varying angles in her mouth.
I heard Kate stifle a sob, her right eye doing a minute tic towards where I stood, arms crossed, sagged in the corner of the exam room.
Tommy straightened up after another moment and slipped the magnified safety glasses off his face. "Two molars are shot. The one furthest back looks okay."
"I don't want 'em pulled," Kate mumbled, lifting up in the dental chair just a bit.
"Gotta come... Continue»
ICarly Sex Story
Iam Not a Virgin
"I'm sexy Carly"
"and I'm slutty Sam"
"And this is ICarly"
Carly and Sam are doing a normal ICarly rehearsal in their studio with Freddie. As they get half way through Sam gets a text message.
"I gotta go" Sam says
"we're in the middle of rehearsal" Fredie exclaims
"I've got people to see" Sam responds
"Oooo a date?" Carly asked
"You could call it that" Sam says as she leaves with a dirty grin on her face.
"So now what?" Carly asks Freddie
"Oh I've got some tech stuff I need to fix"
"Alright i'll be in my room thinking of ideas for our next show... Continue»
Veronica met up with Ryan after work. He had been promising to grab a drink with her for months now, but their schedules never seemed to match. However, they were both available on this particular Thursday as Friday was a furlough day, so they met at an upper scale pub downtown and sat down at the bar.
Even this early, it was crowded in the bar, so it was difficult to catch up with all of the noise. Eventually a booth in the back opened up and Ryan and Veronica practically ran to get it before some other group could stake their claim.
It was a little more insulated in the booth, so they ... Continue»
My buddy Mike and I have been friends since high school, we went to college together and even lived together for a short time while in college. Our apartment became the place people wanted to come to when they wanted to party. We became well known in the town we lived in and we each had our fair share of women. After college we kind of went our separate ways. I moved to another town that was about three hours away while Mike stayed in town. We kept in touch but never really got together to hang out. About three years after I moved I decided to go pay him a visit. After the long trip I a... Continue»
Blondie/Dennis The Menace: The New Babysitter (Or When Dennis Meets Blondie)
One Friday night Dennis was introduced to his new babysitter, a nice young
lady named Blondie Bumsted. She was a 35 years old friend of his mother, she
was a stunning 5'9, slimmed hipped, long legs, a nice ass and a perfect set
of 38c breasts.
Denise's parents Henry and Alice were going out for dinner and dancing for
their anniversary and would be gone most of the night.
Now as everybody knows Dennis is a handful to say the least, and as boys tend to be when there parents are way, get into th... Continue»