Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 4
(He turns the table on his teacher)
Man, I fucking hated science. And I especially hated that bitch of a teacher Ms. O'Hare. She failed me last year in science and math which meant I had to come back again this year to do 12th grade over again. When she had given me the news at the end of the school year, I was fucking devastated. I think that bitch actually smirked when she saw how upset I was.
You see Ms. O'Hare is the hottest teacher in school, if not the whole state. She is only 26 years old and has a body to die for. She stands 5'6" tall and weighs roughly 120lbs. She h... Continue»
(A game of seduction that goes awry)
Chapter One - The Beginning
My name is Megan. My first marriage went bad because our sexual appetites conflicted; I was always suspicious of his ever increasing need for kinky sex.
"Don't I excite you anymore?" I'd ask. I never understood my husband's need for variety.
After the divorce I started dating Trent, It wasn't long and we were married. I suppose everyone suffers the banal existence of married life if they don't find a way to introduce some excitement into their lives. We were no different.
A couple years into our marriage Trent star... Continue»
Daughter's can be Fun
My Daughter came home.
We were both ready to go to the toilet by the time I pulled into our drive way, the last stop was for gas and a drink but should have been a full pit stop and it was an hour ago.
It would be a race to the down stairs bathroom and Jane was on the right and closer to the door but I had the house keys. Once I unlocked the back door it would be 'all's fair in love and war', there were two ways to get to the toilet.
I put the car in park and Jane opened her door and fairly jumped out calling to me to throw her the keys. I smirked, 'no such l... Continue»
The vagina is a powerful thing, and pumping mine is an amazing feeling. People always ask me what it feels like and why I do it. Oh, there are many reasons.
The first time I ever saw a pumped pussy was last year, while browsing online, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was gigantic, obscene - and a massive turn-on. I knew I just had to try this for myself. I immediately rushed into the kitchen, got some boiling water and used it to heat the inside of an empty glass jar. Next I hastily slathered some lubricant over the smooth mound of my pussy before emptying the jar of water and clamping it... Continue»
My wife and I had another one of our legendary fights and I decided to just go stay at a hotel for the night and just relax. The clerk stared at me kind of funny when I went to check in at 9pm and didn't have any ID. I explained to him the fight with my wife and how I'd left my wallet at home and the story about my emergency cash stash in the car and, with a $100 tip, I soon had a no-questions-asked room with double queens.
After dropping off my bag I went down to the restaurant and got in a quick bite. I had a rum & cola with the dinner that I didn't even touch so I just took it back to t... Continue»
(Ben's Mom catches him in odd situation with his teacher)
Ben sat at his desk with his head down in the middle of an empty classroom. He was in trouble and didn't know why. It was already half an hour after school had been let out and he was still in his last period class. He just sighed tiredly and waited. He was waiting for when Mrs. Darien would allow him to go. He didn't understand why she gave him detention. It was the last day of his senior year and at the last second before the bell rang, she said to him, "Ben? Please stay in your seat."
He did what she asked but was very confused... Continue»
ad a really good day today its about 12:45am and im exhausted from fucking my girlfriend 30 minutes ago but now that shes sl**ping ima tell you what happened today.My day started from 6am it was hot and I work as a Welder.We work to 12 to 14 hour shifts but did 12 got outta at 6pm and thought I call one of my girlfriends name Gina (Oh and just so you know I have 3 girlfriends but shes my # 1 ) anyways I wanted to see if she wanted to get together hangout at her pad she told me great idea baby just go to my house right aftet work and wait for me till 8pm theres leftover in the fridge case you g... Continue»
Sorry for being MIA recently, my mom is back and hadnt had that much time to do by fun stuff );
My mom just came back from LA and things had been hectic. Although she doesn't know what had happen between the guys in the house and I is it a good thing. My dad and my b*****rs had to resists their urges.
So im going to start it off where my mom went to go make food for dinner, my older b*****r and I were in the living room and he gave me a smile that hinted me to do a quick blow for him.
When my mom went into the kitchen, I quickly ran and sat next to my b*****r, giving no time t... Continue»
I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
Three months into my marriage, living at my in-laws. I’d awake in the middle of the nights to a stirring inside me. It was building up, my pussy began to get very moist and glistened wet in the dim light of my room. All I felt I wanted was to have my pussy used and fucked well.
I have been waking up like this in the middle of the night for two weeks now. Since I’ve got married I can't explain it other then maybe losing my virginity has released a sex crazed monster within me. I feel the need to be fucked, rough and hard. My hand goes straight to my pussy every night I wake thinking about i... Continue»
I'd never thought of Gemma as sexual as she was my daughter’s friend and only a teenager. But then because I'd been caring for a disabled wife for 18 years I hadn't thought of anyone as sexual for a very long time.
My sex life died when my wife took ill and I'd stuck by her all that time being faithful. Sure I got horny from time to time but that's what xhamster and my right hand are for.
Things started to come together when my daughter came down stairs and caught me jerking off to a video on here and I had to explain to an 18 year old girl that I needed some release and didn't want... Continue»
THE BOSS’S DAUGHTER
It had been well over a year since Dave had seen his s****r and his niece. He had been working really hard at his job and had not made much time for his f****y.
Dave had decided to go spend a few days in Miami where his s****r and her daughter Anita lived. It had been close to two years since his first encounter with his lovely niece. He had spent the last few days thinking about the sexy nineteen year old, and all the things he had planned to do to her sweet sexy body. Dave never bothered to call to say that he was coming for a visit; he thought that it would be best... Continue»
When I was done with my Air f***e boot camp, right out of high school, I was sent to a tech school in Texas. I was in my motel room one night, laying naked on the bed, and heard a couple come in. Just remember that I was down there for 18 weeks with out having any sex. So any ways I heard a couple come in and I was half asl**p and I heard the woman in the room next to me moaning and I got so hard I listened to them and then she said to her hubby you are so d***k. Then I heard the door open and then I got up to see if it was her or him and it was her so I put on my shorts and went out in th... Continue»
I had finally managed to screw the tightest, hottest, sweetest 18 year old pussy imaginable and should've been feeling pretty proud of myself. Instead as I looked at Gemma in the rear view mirror on the way to church the next morning as she sat beside her best friend, my daughter Denise, I was riddled with fear.
Gemma, it seemed had a mouth on her and knew how to use it. Not only could she suck a man's brains out of his cock with it but she was also able to tell others all about it.
Denise, my daughter, was proof of that.
"How could you screw her on the sofa with Mum in the room above you ... Continue»
(Kathy crosses boundaries while on vacation)
The sun, its warmth, the sound of ocean waves, the sand and the breeze all let me know I was nowhere near home. As I laid out in the heat and let my skin feel alive once again, I kept my eyes closed and thought about how much I needed this vacation. It was overdue and I mentally made a note not to let it happen again. I had let myself get so deep into work and career that I had come close to burning out.
My life at forty was going well by some standards, but it was also a bit of a mess. On the executive career track at the company, my MBA fina... Continue»
It was the last day of school, we just finished taking the final exam and I was the last one to hand in my paper, I had already finished but wanted to hand it out last. All the students were gone and I was the only one left with at least 45 minutes to go before it was officially over. The teacher, Mrs. McElroy, was sitting at her desk reading a novel; I was sitting in the second row in the middle of the room. I watched her for a few more seconds and got up, walked up to her and handed her my paper. “How do you think you did James?” she asked pulling down her glasses right over her nose, stared... Continue»
I sat looking around the room, people were talking, some louder than most, a mixture of noise and laughter, and amongst it all I sat bored out of my skull.
I was tipsy and felt in need of a good fuck, a room full of cock and cunt desperate to mate once the talking stopped.
I hiked my hemline a tad higher on my stockinged legs, may as well get in there first, better to have a shag with guy still capable to get it up, than wait for some piss-pot with 'Brewers droop', lying on top of you.
The last time I went to one of these events I finished up going out to get relieved, asking the vale... Continue»
Sally had hung her jacket up when she had first come into the office. That left her in her matching skirt, grey with a faint pinstripe that went with her blouse. Earlier she had pulled out one of the upper desk drawers and cushioned it with a throw pillow from the couch and had sat back in the reclining chair. She propped her legs in their dark grey heels and light grey stockings on the edge of the drawer. She lifted one leg and examined it critically. Ankle, still trim, calf shapely, thigh smooth and showing the results of a near daily regimen at the gym. She lowered that leg and examined the... Continue»
Had long stressful day today so instead of my usual quick shower I decided to run a nice hot bubble bath.
The water was quite hot and it got very steamy in my small bathroom but it was too cold outside to open a window and since there was nobody home I just left the door slightly ajar.
I was about 5mins into a nice soak when I heard the front door open and my younger b*o come in with one of his pals from football.
I heard them head straight for the kitchen so didnt bother closing the door to the bathroom.
After another few mins I heard some1 come up the stairs..I was about to jump up and ... Continue»
Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom
One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went down
stairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living room
to watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found his
mother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was the
neighborhood d***k. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3
times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was this
morning she was past out wearing nothing but her bathrobe, which had fallen
open duri... Continue»