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My naughty s****r cumming into my bedroom at night

When we were young my s****r would sneak into my bedroom at the end of the hall and would. Curiously pull back the blanket and take my dick out of my under wear and look at it and fell it. I was about 16 she was 14. I had sex before and she never has but I did see her with moms dildo in her pussy before! She would come into my room almost every night and play with my dick. I would move a little and she would duck under the bed. She figured I was sl**ping. So after about two week of this she got a little braver and put her soft lips around my cock for just a second and when she did it again I r... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7054  |  
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poker with b*****r

Wooohooo, hubby’s got two months off work. In celebration we phoned a few friends over for supper tomorrow night. I invited my b*****r jay, my friend Jackie, her hubby Tom and hubby invited Iqbal & his wife Asrin. Well we decided to have everyone over at 7pm and serve food at 8pm.
At the time my husband was playing online poker and came up with a entertainment idea for the boys to play poker on the dinning table after we ate and cleared away. I told him that’s fine and the girls could go watch soaps and have a good chit chat in living room.
Next day I started messing with him very early in ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7050  |  
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He took advantage

Early this summer I went on holiday with my hubby. We went to visit the rural china for a week, the resort/holiday village was really nice, it had a massive boundary around with lots of little huts inside, made of mostly bamboo and straws but up to date. they had en-suit bathroom, ceiling fan, fridge, comfy bed and tight security.

The first days we just had a good look round the compound and just chilled out really.
My hubby would just go down to the bar and talk to people about where to go.
The second day of the holiday was a day I’ll remember, hubby said I heard they have a ancient r... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 7011  |  
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My joke on my husband backfired


Troy had been home and leave for a week and it was so good to have him home, we fucked for the whole week and then on the Saturday night his old mates form his school days decided to come around for some drinks and catch up with him, the guys arrived about 7pm and by that time Troy had already had a few beers too many but was in a really good mood, five of his mates turned up, John, Ross, Will, Andrew and Ben and Ben’s girlfriend Sharon, Sharon was nice but easily lead, she did exactly what ever Ben told her, no matter what.
Everyone was laughing and joking and my guy Troy was telling ever... Continue»
Posted by sammythewitch91 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 7005  |  
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Mothers milk

Mothers milk

Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»
Posted by nana414 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6968  |  
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Neighbors Daughter

It was about three in the afternoon when my doorbell rang yesterday, I looked through the peephole, it was our neighbors daughter, I truly was in no mood for company so I left her outside, she rang again and again, AND again I finally came out and answered the door.
“Hello Mr. Andrew, sorry for…”
“What’s wrong Dia?” I asked angrily, my first day off in f-g weeks and here I am being disturbed.
“I forgot my keys at home and I wanted to know if I could stay here until my mom gets home from work”
“my wife is not home right now Dia, I can’t sit around looking after you” I answered, she norma... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6925  |  
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Watching My Wife Fuck The New Neighbor's Son

My wife Brittany and I live in an apartment building and have met and get along with most of our neighbors except the older couple that lives next door to us who I'm sure can hear us fucking all the time which explains the weird looks we always get. A couple months ago a couple moved in across the hall and they had a son named Micheal who had just turned s*******n and seemed very shy at first but since his parents worked all of the time he spent a lot of time at our place. The first day he came over he saw out collection of rock and roll albums and began going threw them saying that he had mos... Continue»
Posted by xxxmetalheadxxx 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 6917  |  
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holiday oops

In April 2009 nearly two years into our marriage and two months since my unfortunate miscarriage. Hubby started talking about vacations, most likely to cheer me up, since it was obvious that I found it difficult to deal with our loss. He found an discounted advertisement for a holiday in Andros island, Bahamas. He brought up the idea of a vacation to this Caribbean island to me. We had not taken a vacation since honeymoon, so I responded positively and the fact that I would have him to myself for quality time alone, it seemed a nice option. Over the next few weeks he’d keep reminding me about ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6912  |  
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The Neighbor's Naughty Daughter

I leaned against the bar watching the action out on the dance floor and couldn't help licking my lips. God bless summer! Everywhere my eyes wandered, I spotted exactly what Doug and I had come here to find: plenty of hot young things. Even better, the first heat wave of the season had caused inspired the club had to open up its beachfront a week early.

We'd caught wind of the opening last night ago, and after our usual Saturday-night dinner date, we'd taken a ride to the under 21 club and spent over an hour sitting out on a deck that overlooked the beach.

The girls were out there wearin... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 6869  |  
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My Craziest Sex Moments



Hi there. My name is Melissa. This story is about my craziest sex moments so far in my life since I turned eighteen years old. I love to look back at these times and laugh and masturbate about them. So here goes...

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I'm in my high school locker room and about twenty of us girls are showering after our track and field practice. Out of nowhere this guy in his twenties, who has nothing on but tennis shoes, breaks in and he's masturbating his hard cock in front of us. I think it's funny and quite arousing. But ... Continue»
Posted by melissa_ 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6747  |  
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A Hot Little s****r for Christmas

(College guy is reunited with his hot s****r)

My younger s****r Kristy and I have always been very close. Since we are only a year apart, my parents treated us like we were a twin set of boys. By that I mean we took baths together until we were about 10 and we were f***ed to sl**p in the same hotel bed on f****y vacations until I was 16. We finally needed our own beds because even though we were close we still always fought about everything, just like any other b*****r and s****r.

When we were younger my s****r was quite the tomboy. She always chose to follow my friends and I to get in w... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6690  |  
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Doctors Visit

I walked into the doctors office, the nurse took my weight and checked my bl**d pressure than took me to a room and said go ahead and take your clothes off, the doctor will be with you soon.

I’m a petite woman at 5’2, small with perky breast (so I’ve been told) a nice little firm and bubbly butt and yes, I am a proud owner of one of the thickest pussy out there, my lips are so huge it can cover most of anyone’s face who likes to eat.

Anyway, I disrobed and lied down on the chair, the room was a bit chilly and my nipples were solid hard, it took the doctor 10 minutes to come in the room. ... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6696  |  
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Piano Mom

First Sight

I'm an accomplished piano player for my age. I won't say pianist because I'm not that talented but I've had many years of training, starting with lessons at the age of five from my piano teacher mom.

Mom is a stay-at-home wife who always supplemented our f****y income through piano lessons, provided (mostly) to the members of our parish which produced a fresh crop of students each year. For years, I watched Mom teach other k**s, from beginners to graduates just surpassing their teacher's ability. We often attended recitals at our church to hear these students regale our f... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6673  |  
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Episode 42 - Girl loses the Horse Cock

Introduction
By now, if you’ve been following this mini-series you should have read:
'Girl with the Horse Cock' Parts 1 and 2, uploaded by Drew Robbins from Indiana (see link in My Favourites),
My story, called 'Episode 40 – Girl with the Horse Cock',
and finally the slightly unusual 'Girl with the Horse Cock Part 3' (see My Favourites again).

If you haven’t the time here is a very brief synopsis:
We first met Amy – the girl with the Horse-cock in Part 1 – it was the result of a dreadful accident, swallowing a drop of pure Horse DNA on a school trip to the experimental horse br... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 1 month ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6657  |  
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Perfect Neighbor's



He Didn't Stand a Chance :-),
They were the perfect neighbor's, a pretty Mom, a fairly large son and a lovely daughter, there didn't seem to be a husband, father. They didn't say and I didn't ask.
That's what I mean, perfect neighbors. A smile or a wave, the occasional 'hello' if we crossed paths. Not noisy, no loud cars, I had to smile as every now I could hear 60's or 70's music, Mom? in between the c***dren's music, well, what they call music.
Like I said, perfect neighbors. They seemed to fit in with the others in our small cul-de-sac. I lived right at the end of the street and coul... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6583  |  
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Neighbours Naughty Secret

Whilst out in the garden the postman called and delivered the usual utility bills . I went in and threw them on the table to be opened later . I returned to my front garden to dig out those pesky weeds that had been annoying me for so long. "Excuse me" a voice called. I turned round and it was the postman waving a large jiffy bag at me. I had not ordered anything I mused . " I have tried delivering it across the road but no-one is home, If you can take it for me it will save me having to take it back to the depo, I can write a card out for them to let them know you have it " , I agreed and to... Continue»
Posted by gpo746 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 6532  |  
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The Pack and a Girl


"Kristy, honey, could you get the Peterson file for me?" Daddy asked, looking up
from his desk.

"Sure," I grumbled. I hated working for my dad at the kennel. All my friends got
to run around after school. My dad, on the other hand, thought this would be a
positive experience for me, and insisted that I spend some hours after school
and on the weekends working in the f****y business. I figure he also had a
secondary motive. Puberty was beginning to influence my eight teen year old body, so
my pert titties and rounded hips were just beginning to swell to womanly
proportions. I t... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6454  |  
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Daddy taught me HOW to FUCK


My name is Laura and this is my true story....

My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young and he raised me and my older s****r pretty much by himself. He is a good looking man and I was always attracted to him in more ways than a daughter usually is.

Every now and then, I would sneak a peek at him through the bathroom window when he was getting dressed or taking a shower and every now and then, he would leave the door open and I could see him in plain view. He had a beautiful cock and a nice ass and I would lay in bed at night and fantasize about him letting me suck his big c
... Continue»
Posted by funnsun2 1 year ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 6445  |  
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My Best Friend's Wife

(His wife was ready, and willing; I was able)

Shot down again.

Things were definitely not going my way. Since the last Christmas Party, I'd dated four different girls, two from work, two setup by friends, and with the latest brush-off I was 0-4. I was beginning to forget what real sex was like.

I'd never had that much trouble, but my new job with its clearances and classified projects had me working under situations anything BUT conducive to romantic efforts. Endless overtime hours, long, sudden work trips, to places you can't talk about, and the effort to keep up with an extremely dy... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6418  |  
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MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY

MY HOT MOM AND FRIEND TOMMY.

My Mom is one hot Milf! Well that what I’ve been told by my friends at school you see when my mom picks me up from school all my friends gather around my car hoping to get a look at her tits and her really sexy legs mom always wears short skirts and low cut tops and sometimes stocking as you can catch a glimpse as she gets out of the car,
It’s no wonder they all want to look I’m sure she know she’s teasing them she never tries to hide the fact that she showing herself to us young lads,

I think it’s so nice to have a mom that is so sexy everyone wants to be ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6361  |  
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