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The Small Bet w/ s****r In Law

The Small Bet w/ s****r In Law

It was a f****y get together and it was a perfect day for us to watch sports and play board games. The entire f****y was over. Grandparents, uncles, aunts, nephews, nieces, b*****r, and s****rs. The story begins once the f****y started coming over. I said hi to everyone except my s****r in law. We knew each others presence was there but for some reason we didn't acknowledge each other. Although I am one to keep to myself this was unusual for her. Well throughout the board games we played, laughed, and argued. It was a great time. My s****r in laws team was goi... Continue»
Posted by mrlolgg 9 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

How I got myself into this situation I do not know but I don’t want to stop.

Hi my name is Amy I’m married with two lovely boys one 6 and one 4,
I have been married for 15 years to a wonderful man and have a great marriage
Sex is so good and I love him so much I just wish he were at home more his job takes him away for weeks on end,

My only escape while he’s away is going out with the girls every week for a meal and then onto a club to dance the night away,
I’m very lucky, as my husband let’s me go out with the girls every week and encourages me to have a... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My First Time In school(Based On A True Story)

I'm not a great story teller but I'll try.

So it was my senior year in High school. Me and my friends just got done taking our senior exams. Being seniors after the exams we got to go home early. But I decided to stay a little and say my goodbye's to all the underclassman etc. I pretty much knew everyone in school. I was also cool with everybody....Except this one bitch, which we'll call Jezebel. I knew her and nearly all my classmates since elementary school. I had beef with many close friends growing up, but we all eventually became cool overtime. But no, not this bitch.... Continue»
Posted by EbonyLust 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Kelly Bundy's Saturday Morning Surprise Part

Saturday morning came early for the younger Bundy f****y members; Buck as
usual was humping Marcy's poodle; Bud had just screwed Amber and she was
staggering back to her aunt's house butt naked and tired; Bud has now
crawled
back into bed to cuddle up with his other warm piece of ass for the
morning,
he had started out fucking her, but duties called for him to service Amber
and to keep her pussy happy.

Kelly sl**ps soundly as usual as she normally gets back home around 2am
from
one of her boy friends, where she usually gets screwed in the back seat of
their car, or gets ... Continue»
Posted by Kazron 6 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  
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Mrs. Brooks


1. This almost true story happened long ago before a lot of you were even born. I was in high school, and I was one of the slow k**s and always had been. I don't know what it was, if I was just stupid or not applying myself or what. From an early age I wanted to work for the highway department and that's what I ended up doing when school was over. Everyone called me and still calls me highway.

2. I guess because I was one of the slow k**s I never got into girls much at all. I mean I thought they were pretty and smelled good but I never got horny or kissed or ran around trying to fuck the... Continue»
Posted by theduck1930 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Actual CFNM from college days

I was friends with two roommates, Katie and Laura, who had an apartment in a building I lived in my sophomore year. I'll be honest, neither of them were very attractive. So I never made a play for either of them, but in frank conversations as college students often have I revealed that I had a large penis. (They didn't believe me (or claimed not to) because I was then, as I am now, a skinny guy.) We all know it's not the case, but they insisted that a guy as thin as me could not have as thick and long of a penis as I was describing.

I resisted the temptation to whip it out, hoping instead t... Continue»
Posted by ILoveBigBush 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Fun with my mom accidentally.

This is another freaking day of my life which I can never forget.

It was a warm afternoon of mid-spring season. My dad was on official tour and my b*****r and his wife went to our native place to attend a friend’s wedding. I was studying in my bedroom and my mother was cleaning house with our maid. It was almost lunch time and our maid left for other work. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream “Aaaahhhhh” and I rushed to the living area. I saw my mom was lying on the floor and asked her what happened, she replied “farsh par paani pada tha , maine dekha nahin aur gir gayee", I asked her "K... Continue»
Posted by onlyfun123 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Doggy-sitting

I did not write this story, I just love it and wanted to share, if this is your story and would like me to remove it just say so and I apologize in advance.

Doggy Sitting Adventure
by Dan Glingcock (dan.gling@email.com)

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A couple doggy-sits a friend's dog for a few weeks and
find out how pleasurable it can be. (MF/b**st)

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My wife and I have been married for 10 years. When I
grew up, my f****y always had cats and dogs so I was
very used a****ls. She, on the other hand, never had
pets, so she wasn't very comfortable around them. So we
never had a dog or a cat in t... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My dad is a Doctor and I am a voyeur

Let me explain. My father is a successful and popular Doctor in a smallish mid west town. I am studying computer science at the local College where I am singularly unsuccessful with the girls. I have had lots of sex; however, it would be nice to do it with another person one day. I am about five feet six and as a result of a bone disorder when I was young, have one leg very slightly shorter than the other. It does not bother me; however, it meant that I could never be any kind of an athlete, although it has been suggested that I could try swimming. Have you seen some of those swimmers? Six foo... Continue»
Posted by demonkey 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK 2

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK
PART 2.

Andrew had asked me and the boys out to celebrate his 19th birthday next week but my husband was coming home early from his trip abroad so I had to ring Andrew and tell him that we couldn’t make it and the reason why,

Oh that’s’ ok Mrs. Miller I do understand there was a hint of disappointment in his voice,
I’ll tell you what how about you come over to my house as you normally do next Friday and instead of me going out with the girls,
I can do you and the boys a meal and have a late celebration for your birthday how does that sound?
That’s great Mrs.... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Penetrative Activity

In the wee hours of Saturday morning, just a few nights ago, I woke up with a stiff cock in my cunt . I'd been out partying, and my first thought was that some guy had roofied my drink, taken me home, and was having his way with me. Which I don't mind: if a chick's gonna be out drinking, it's her responsibility to keep and eye on her drinks. I hadn't, so I accepted the hot, in-and-out thrusting by wrapping my arms around his shoulders and back, while raising my legs and drawing them back, so he could invade my supine body even deeper.

I breathed in his intoxicating male scent, and enjoyed h... Continue»
Posted by Stevie_Notnicks 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Skinny dipping with mates GF

Unusually for me I had been working in Town on a project, it was one of those gorgeous late spring days with the sun shining hot and bright. Not at all like the bleak cold of our current dirge.

There was an unexpected knock at the door, when upon answering it I found Jo standing there. “Hello” she said, “I saw your car parked outside and thought I’d see how you are?” I explained that I was fine and invited her in to see what I was up to. She came and I said that I was surprised to see her as I had expected her to be at the Wedding.

I should maybe explain here that Jo was my best mate Jon... Continue»
Posted by appycam 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A Shower Surprise

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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Hi, I'm Michael. I'd like to tell you a story about an experience I had

not too long ago. It really was just sort of a taste, but it's something I

can't stop thinking about- something that just makes me want more.


It was just a normal Friday night and I was hanging out at an apartment

with a bunch of my friends. The apartment isn't anything special - just a

small two bedroom/bathroom with sparse furnishings - ... Continue»
Posted by Ention 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Remember when (cousin story)

During a party last week, I had a chance to catch up with one of my younger cousins. We used to be so close but with everyone going their own separate ways, we all kind of grew apart. She was the closest in age with me and we were pretty close since we liked messing with our much younger cousins.

We talked about the games we used to play and how much fun it was back in those days. With everyone hanging out in the living room, I asked my cousin if she wanted to go to my room (in the basement) and have a drink with me. I went first and turn the tv on and got a couple of beers from the fridge.... Continue»
Posted by dirtyauthor 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My girlfriends mother Part 5

My girlfriend’s mother part 5

This story is the very strangest of all and it involves the promise I made to my girlfriends mother Ruth to e****t her s****r Sarah to Edinburgh to a conference, last episode I left you having just completed a night out on the town where Ruth got fucked and so did I but not by either Ruth or my girlfriend Gillian.

The f****y had been a bit vague about the arrangements for the trip as I said last time but I just put it down to women’s organising something and thought “ if it goes pear shaped I’ll pick it up as I go along” Sarah was supposed to be arriving at ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl (A True Story) The

My first time dressed as a girl (This is a true story, the conversations in it are only as accurate as my memory can supply, as this happened Thirty years ago)
When I was s*******n I was dating a girl from the local college. I lived in a medium sized college town in a western state and it was 1983. It was Halloween weekend and we were both drinking some wine coolers she’d bought, the drinking age was eighteen at the time and she was nineteen, and smoking some pot I had brought over. We had planned on going to a party at a local frat house but it had gotten cancelled because the police had ra... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Perfect Neighbor's



He Didn't Stand a Chance :-),
They were the perfect neighbor's, a pretty Mom, a fairly large son and a lovely daughter, there didn't seem to be a husband, father. They didn't say and I didn't ask.
That's what I mean, perfect neighbors. A smile or a wave, the occasional 'hello' if we crossed paths. Not noisy, no loud cars, I had to smile as every now I could hear 60's or 70's music, Mom? in between the c***dren's music, well, what they call music.
Like I said, perfect neighbors. They seemed to fit in with the others in our small cul-de-sac. I lived right at the end of the street and coul... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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OOPS! That is not my husband!

My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 6 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Mothers milk

Mothers milk

Roby had just turned sixteen when this happened. He didn’t know what was next? He quickly was making his way down the hall to his room. He lay on his bed, butterflies churning in his stomach. He really wasn’t sure what was going on, but his body was telling him something. For the first time he had seen his mother not in the way he always had growing up, but in a much different way. He meant she aroused him. Yeah, he was sexually excited. He began to wonder if there was something wrong with him lusting after his own mother like this. He didn’t know.On the other hand, sinc... Continue»
Posted by nana414 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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