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Double Exposure... Part I

'Double Exposure... Part I'
A reality-based fiction by DizzyD

Fraternal twins are polar opposites... until they find a common ground.

It was Friday night in the Evans household, and as young Steve Evans watched TV in the f****y room, his s****r walked in and said, “What are you watching?” Now there was nothing new about that, but when Steve looked up he noticed something very different… she was completely naked.

“Holy shit, Sarah… put some clothes on” Steve exclaimed as he turned his head.

“Why… I’m becoming a nudist,” the teenage girl announced.

“Right… you’re a nudis... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Tom's accident

“Comfortable, Dad?” Karen asked as her father eased himself as best he could with both arms and a leg in plaster and a a face that looked like it had gone ten rounds with Audley Harrison.

“Yes, love,” Tom said. “Sorry to be dumped on you like this.”

“It’s not a problem, Honestly! If I can’t look after my old dad in his hour of need, what kind of a daughter am I?”

“A good one. You always have been. Especially when your mother went. I don’t know how I’d have coped.”

Karen bent over and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

“Well, you just take it easy and I’ll make you a coffee.”
... Continue»
Posted by samvimes 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Granny Susan Finally Gets Laid

I love grannies, short ones, tall ones, skinny ones and especially those with silver gray hair. I’m a 52 year old guy who loves his GILF’s over 60. I belong to a Senior Single’s Group in Oro Valley, Arizona outside Tucson. There are over 100 women in the group and only 35 men and most of them are over 70. So I have my pick of the best looking GILF’s in the club. These women have one thing in common, they don’t get fucked anymore!!!! That’s where I come in, at any one time I am screwing three to five different GILF’s, my answering machine is always full. Most of my stable of GILF’s know about ... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 25 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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one of first mistakes

In Oct 2008, one Saturday morning and the events that unfolded took me completely by surprise. I was Newly married, living in a nice big triple story Victorian house in a posh locality with the in-laws. Its a nice, quiet neighbourhood and everyone knows everyone else. Hubby’s parents mostly stay on the ground floor and kept to themselves, not causing the problems some people seem to meet under the circumstances of living with in-laws.

As I said the story all started one Saturday morning. I woke at about 7.30am, Hubby had already left for work and I woke with an incredibly lazy feeling. Well... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Busty Babysitter

Rachel was just pulling her coat on when John came down the stairs. He handed Rachel her payment in cash.

"Thank you, Mr. Greene." Rachel smiled in gratitude.

"You're welcome," he replied. "You deserve every penny. Kathy and I are very happy with you. There is no one that we trust the k**s with more than you."

"Thank you, that means a lot. I love them like they're my own. I would do anything for you guys."

Rachel was starting to blush and was having a hard time meeting John's gaze. For his part, John was having a hard time keeping his eyes away from Rachel's exposed cleavage. Did ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Fucking my Buddy and his TEENAGE Daughter

I am over 50 and even though I'm in decent shape, I'm STILL over 50 and thought that I would never get another chance to fuck a young sweet teen again.

One day, a buddy of mine and I had just come back from a hunting trip and I dropped him off at his house. While there, I saw his young daughter for the first time since she was little and she had grown into a hot little thing with tiny tits, long legs and that sweet little face you see in high school all the time.

I spoke with her a bit while her dad poured a few drinks and just before I left, she gave me a big hug and a little kiss on
... Continue»
Posted by bifun4u 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Most Excellent (but somehow ever more paranoid) XH

I promised you our own story when we met here through profiles on XHamster. A funny thing happened, worth sharing with readers here, and, this is our story.

Adventuring began easily, the XHamster way, finding profiles, posting comments, messaging about one another commenting on profiles. Cyber sexing is the second reason after video viewing everyone hopes for when we connected here. You were so into the intensity of our exchanges that I easily ignored the long gaps in time for your side of the messages to come across the internet. Maybe a more paranoid person would have t... Continue»
Posted by latch 5 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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My bro-in-law's second dip

As Indian’s do, after marriage, we all lived together as a f****y the first year, It’s so I got to know everyone at my in-laws. My both b*****r-in-laws and I became close friends and f****y. Few months after marriage I learnt from the older one that the younger one had a crush on me, which was cute I thought. As the years went on hubby and I moved out from his parents, the younger B*****r-in-law was growing up and his little crush on me either disappeared or maybe he just got better at hiding it. He was still sweet to me and on a few occasions I caught him stealing a glance here and there. But... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Piano Mom

First Sight

I'm an accomplished piano player for my age. I won't say pianist because I'm not that talented but I've had many years of training, starting with lessons at the age of five from my piano teacher mom.

Mom is a stay-at-home wife who always supplemented our f****y income through piano lessons, provided (mostly) to the members of our parish which produced a fresh crop of students each year. For years, I watched Mom teach other k**s, from beginners to graduates just surpassing their teacher's ability. We often attended recitals at our church to hear these students regale our f... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Little S*s

Miranda my little s****r just lay on my bed watching me get changed for bed. She reminded me of a cat the way she lie there unmoving her long raven black hair pillowed around her head, but it was her soft dark eyes half closed yet watching every movement with keen interest that told me she wasn’t here out of innocent boredom.

It was when I started to open my blue jeans that her eyes finally came open and she slightly lifted her head. I pushed down my pants and underwear together then stopped before my dick sprang into view. “Why do you come in here and watch me change every night”? I asked ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My b*****r Fucked me

On Feb 21 last week after I have finished my tuition at about 6.30 pm and all three pupils have left my house and I took a quick shower and cooked for my dinner. I was alone at home and my husband have gone to singapore for business needs. After watching TV for some time it was nearing 9 pm and I was having my dinner. My phone rings and when I took the phone it was the girl student and she have some more doubts about tommorows exam and she was afraid of exams. So I agree to clear her doubts and told her to come to my home. It was 9.15 pm and after 5mins she knocks at my door and I opened the d... Continue»
Posted by simpleunions 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The Rivalry

My name is Chris and my twin s****r’s name is Kris too. When we were born, the doctor said we nearly didn't make it out because we both tried to come out first. In fact we nearly came out together, and in the confusion of the delivery room the doctor lost track of which one of us came out first, so rather than getting it wrong, we were documented as being born at exactly the same time, 11:59 pm.

Our parents decided that since we looked alike, we should have the same name, but spelled out as exact opposites, but in reality we were fairly similar. We are both smart, athletic, driven to succee... Continue»
Posted by ndamood4sum 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A Tale of Forbidden Love

(A passionate f****y relationship)

My name is Shannon, and I work for an affluent college just outside of Chicago. I recently turned 30 years old, and have been single for the majority of my life. Admittedly, it's been an easy way to go for me and my finances since my parents were well off ever since I can remember. In fact, their large, charitable donations to the college landed me the job five years ago. I didn't see the point in working since money was never an issue for us, but now I clearly enjoy having a Monday through Friday job in the bursar's office on campus.

I've never lasted ... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The photographer at the weeding (true Story)

It was a few years ago, a friend of mine invited me to his weeding in San Francisco.
it was a sunny Californian afternoon, near the sea and in a beautiful big house.
I went with my wife, who by the time this story happened she was dancing with my friend.
I said to her that I need to go to the loo. it was more to see what was around that a natural emergency
earlier, I had noticed the weeding photographer, she was a very hot lady, in his middle 50's, short blondish hair, long skinny legs and wonderful
middle size breast under a silk yellow shirt. For some reason she turned me on. She smile... Continue»
Posted by race76 10 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The initiation of a Sex Slave Mommy


I kneed meekly in front of my 18-year-old(**Edited**) son with hands behind my back in a submissive posture. I was visibly trembling with nervous anticipation. Ashok looked down at my scantily clad sexy body with both love and lust in his eyes.

"Mom, you were a vision when you walked up to me, so graceful yet sinfully erotic, a sex goddess and a sluttish whore roll into one! I just love you in this outfit. I think from now on you're going to dress like this or in a sexy French maid uniform without the underwear, otherwise yo
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Annie 2

Scene2

Last week of school. Summer was close. Annie was almost running on the street with this piece of paper in her hand. She was wearing a nice red top and an extremely short brown skirt. Except for the belly and the ass cheeks that she was ostentatious showing around she looked like a little business girl. She was cute.
Annie ran late because she couldn’t find the address in the first place but she was sure she’s gonna make it. It was a bad neighborhood and the number she was searching proved to be an ugly blockhouse. With a hesitation she stepped in. The elevator wasn’t working. “Ughh... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Pet Teacher

(He turns the table on his teacher)

CHAPTER 1

Man, I fucking hated science. And I especially hated that bitch of a teacher Ms. O'Hare. She failed me last year in science and math which meant I had to come back again this year to do 12th grade over again. When she had given me the news at the end of the school year, I was fucking devastated. I think that bitch actually smirked when she saw how upset I was.

You see Ms. O'Hare is the hottest teacher in school, if not the whole state. She is only 26 years old and has a body to die for. She stands 5'6" tall and weighs roughly 120lbs. She h... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

How I got myself into this situation I do not know but I don’t want to stop.

Hi my name is Amy I’m married with two lovely boys one 6 and one 4,
I have been married for 15 years to a wonderful man and have a great marriage
Sex is so good and I love him so much I just wish he were at home more his job takes him away for weeks on end,

My only escape while he’s away is going out with the girls every week for a meal and then onto a club to dance the night away,
I’m very lucky, as my husband let’s me go out with the girls every week and encourages me to have a... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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indian bithday gift

In January 2009, it had been roughly two years since my marriage and things were starting to settle around us both. But hubby started to spend longer times away at work, when he’d come home we’d do as much as we can till he left again. However on one of his visits home we had a conversation that to this day I still can't believe how it ended up. I never thought things would turn out the way they did. I guess I just want to blame something/someone else, when in fact, I just let things get carried away. The thing is, I knew it's wrong but It just happened. I guess I'm getting a little ahead of m... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Pack and a Girl


"Kristy, honey, could you get the Peterson file for me?" Daddy asked, looking up
from his desk.

"Sure," I grumbled. I hated working for my dad at the kennel. All my friends got
to run around after school. My dad, on the other hand, thought this would be a
positive experience for me, and insisted that I spend some hours after school
and on the weekends working in the f****y business. I figure he also had a
secondary motive. Puberty was beginning to influence my eight teen year old body, so
my pert titties and rounded hips were just beginning to swell to womanly
proportions. I t... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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