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This story relates to events that began in April 1981.
I was 13 at the time and my eldest s****r was 15, 2 weeks off her 16th birthday, I was a very shy and naive young teenager with no experience of the female species at all when this started, although I had a group of 5/6 close male friends who had been having group masturbation sessions for around 7/8 months, these started off with just masturbating in front of each other, to actually pairing off and masturbating each other. On the last session I had actually received oral sex off one of them.
Anyway on to my s****r, as I... Continue»
Wow my pregnant s****r and me
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I am a little boy of age 19. My f****y consists of mom, my dad, and I. I have a married s****r aged 24 now. She is living in Punjab. Last month my s****r had given birth to a baby girl. I haven’t seen the baby, since it was my exam period. I had my summer vacation and my mom asked me to go to my elder s****r house to see the baby. My s****r was very beautiful after her c***dbirth. She was very big now. She was looking plump and looking like Kate winslet of Hollywood. It was when I went my s****r’... Continue»
This is Max
No one in school knows about his monster cock and him being so skinny he wasn't so popular in school. At eighteen he is still a virgin and really wants to have sex. He is worried about girls not being able to take him and not want to have sex with him.
Max has a little sibling called Alyssa, at fifteen she has slept with a few people, she always has a huge line of guys wanting her. This is what she looks like.
I woke up Saturday morning from a really hot dream and as usual I had throbbing hardon. I knew Mom and Dad had both gone to work, leaving just me and my s****r at home. As I lay in bed thinking about my dream I pulled off my underware and began to masturbate as I looked at some porn magazines enjoying the feeling as I stroked my hard cock. Without warning my bedroom door opened and my s****r walked in saying "Hey, what are you going to do today..." then she stopped in her tracks as she saw me naked spread eagle on the bed with my cock in my hand. Her eyes grew big with surprise when she saw me... Continue»
There was a knock on the front door. I was pretty sure who it was.
So let me set this up for you. If you’ve read my stories, you know that my wife, Janice and I, share our home and bed with my s****r Ginger. We’ve been living between Texas and Florida for the past few years, but Florida, where I grew up, was going to be our home from now on. And to put it plain, Florida is hot. It is hot in the winter, hot in the spring and fall. And it is really hot in the summer. Having grown up in the heat of Florida, clothes in our home are an option. Always have been, always will be. It’s so m... Continue»
Monday evening my hubby rang me asking if I could prepare dinner for three as he has a trainee agent who was coming with him from work and he would be staying with us for two weeks. His name was Kevin, he’d be going to work each morning and coming back to our house for the next twelve days.
That night they came and we got to know Kevin more over dinner, he was medium built guy, looked in his late 20’s and had ginger curly hair. After we ate I fixed him up in the guest room and showed him where the bathroom was because he was dying for a shower. Next few days went similar, showing him aroun... Continue»
I feel so stupid and disgusted right now.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year and a half, we met right after I graduated high school and he was 20 at the time. I was just starting community college and was proud to have my own apartment for the first time ever (I have also worked around 30 hours a week since starting college so I support myself). He was older than me, but struggling. I guess prior to meeting me he had been pretty into d**gs, but I have never seen him do them so I really believed that was all over. And he was cute and sweet and I was kind of lonely, most of my f... Continue»
s****r Putting On A Show.
During my summer nights as a teen I would usually sl**p late. My s****rs dog was an older dog so I would take her out before I slept because I know she likes to pee during the night. This one night particular I walked in and my s****r wasn't sl**ping. She was face down and ass was up. Her right hand was somewhere within her pants. At the time I didn't realize it but she looked up and her ass was still in the air. She lowered it slowly.. but I can see her hand still moving. We didn't say anything and I thought nothing of it. Took her dog potty. End of that night.
My friend and her boyfriend were staying in my flat while her parents had their house remodelled. I’d given them my bedroom and I had the couch.
I got in at 8am exhausted from work, normally they were having breakfast right now but nothing. I went to my bedroom door and knocked, no answer, I opened the door to find the bed made so I got out of my work clothes, put them in the laundry basket, had a shower and changed into my joggers. I came out of my room, sat on the couch and turned the tv on “Morning tv is shit” I said to myself. I laid down, closed my eyes and hoped to drift off to sl**p.... Continue»
s****r in Law's mouth
“You are always fucking eating” my s****r in law Jasmine says as she walks in the kitchen, this chic hardly wears anything when mom and dad are not home, she had on a pink t-shirt that covered up to about two inches of her lower body, I could see her black panties. “Why are you always cussing at me? What have I ever done to you?” I asked before taking another bite of my sandwich. “That’s all you do b*o… that’s all you do” she answered not making any sense to me, she opens the fridge and grabs a bowl of leftover salad and prepares herself a small plate.
Jasmine is 2... Continue»
****This is my first story please check out the video that accompanies this story. I appologive for the video quality but read the story below and you will understand why.****
This is a real story that happened to me Saturday August 10 in Houston. I was at the Walmart in Sugarland picking up some plumbing supplies. I was alone in the aisle looking at supplies and my dick gets stuck in my boxer short opening while im bending over looking at products. I spend a second readjusting like all guys do and continue my shopping. A minute later I feel uncomfortable again so I loosen my belt reach... Continue»
This story isn't mine, but a story that she told me a while back.
The public library had seen many people pass through its glorious marbled halls throughout the years. The people came and went. They were of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages. Some were dreading their time among the rows and rows of books, and others stayed for hours, relaxing in the peace and quiet of the adult section on the second floor.
Isabelle worked as a full-time librarian. The monotony of stacking books and selling those that were too worn to be borrowed again never discontented her. She was the typical ... Continue»
It's beyond me how some one as petite as my little s****r could find clothes that were so form fitting, much less that she was wearing them at home while alone in our bed room we share, but I will never forget that evening, or any evening thereafter.
Her music was blaring through the walls, while I was trying to take a nap, no less. So, after growing tired of hearing the same Red Hot Chili Peppers song played over and over, I knocked on our door. It was ajar, and I quickly realized that she couldn't hear me knocking, no matter how f***efully I did so. I walked in. Though I don't like doin... Continue»
This is my first story wen I had make sex with a lady in her house wen I'm only 18. There were five persons in this bungalow. Sahib, her wife, two son and one daughter. Sahib was an aged person of 60 but his wife whom we called Begamsab was in her 25. His both sons were studying in college, while his daughter in high school.
I was taken my matriculation exams when my father became ill and the result was that, that he became disabled. Even now he could not move. The f****y where my father was working helped us very much but till how? There was no any one to earn for the f****y for survival. ... Continue»
“Comfortable, Dad?” Karen asked as her father eased himself as best he could with both arms and a leg in plaster and a a face that looked like it had gone ten rounds with Audley Harrison.
“Yes, love,” Tom said. “Sorry to be dumped on you like this.”
“It’s not a problem, Honestly! If I can’t look after my old dad in his hour of need, what kind of a daughter am I?”
“A good one. You always have been. Especially when your mother went. I don’t know how I’d have coped.”
Karen bent over and gave him a kiss on the forehead.
“Well, you just take it easy and I’ll make you a coffee.”
In Oct 2008, one Saturday morning and the events that unfolded took me completely by surprise. I was Newly married, living in a nice big triple story Victorian house in a posh locality with the in-laws. Its a nice, quiet neighbourhood and everyone knows everyone else. Hubby’s parents mostly stay on the ground floor and kept to themselves, not causing the problems some people seem to meet under the circumstances of living with in-laws.
As I said the story all started one Saturday morning. I woke at about 7.30am, Hubby had already left for work and I woke with an incredibly lazy feeling. Well... Continue»
Rachel was just pulling her coat on when John came down the stairs. He handed Rachel her payment in cash.
"Thank you, Mr. Greene." Rachel smiled in gratitude.
"You're welcome," he replied. "You deserve every penny. Kathy and I are very happy with you. There is no one that we trust the k**s with more than you."
"Thank you, that means a lot. I love them like they're my own. I would do anything for you guys."
Rachel was starting to blush and was having a hard time meeting John's gaze. For his part, John was having a hard time keeping his eyes away from Rachel's exposed cleavage. Did ... Continue»
I promised you our own story when we met here through profiles on XHamster. A funny thing happened, worth sharing with readers here, and, this is our story.
Adventuring began easily, the XHamster way, finding profiles, posting comments, messaging about one another commenting on profiles. Cyber sexing is the second
reason after video viewing everyone hopes for when we connected here. You were so into the intensity of our exchanges that I easily ignored the long gaps in time for your side of the messages to come across the internet. Maybe a more paranoid person would have t
'Double Exposure... Part I'
A reality-based fiction by DizzyD
Fraternal twins are polar opposites... until they find a common ground.
It was Friday night in the Evans household, and as young Steve Evans watched TV in the f****y room, his s****r walked in and said, “What are you watching?” Now there was nothing new about that, but when Steve looked up he noticed something very different… she was completely naked.
“Holy shit, Sarah… put some clothes on” Steve exclaimed as he turned his head.
“Why… I’m becoming a nudist,” the teenage girl announced.
“Right… you’re a nudis... Continue»
I am over 50 and even though I'm in decent shape, I'm STILL over 50 and thought that I would never get another chance to fuck a young sweet teen again.
One day, a buddy of mine and I had just come back from a hunting trip and I dropped him off at his house. While there, I saw his young daughter for the first time since she was little and she had grown into a hot little thing with tiny tits, long legs and that sweet little face you see in high school all the time.
I spoke with her a bit while her dad poured a few drinks and just before I left, she gave me a big hug and a little kiss on