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Most Excellent (but somehow ever more paranoid) XH

I promised you our own story when we met here through profiles on XHamster. A funny thing happened, worth sharing with readers here, and, this is our story.

Adventuring began easily, the XHamster way, finding profiles, posting comments, messaging about one another commenting on profiles. Cyber sexing is the second reason after video viewing everyone hopes for when we connected here. You were so into the intensity of our exchanges that I easily ignored the long gaps in time for your side of the messages to come across the internet. Maybe a more paranoid person would have t... Continue»
Posted by latch 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9311  |  
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Fucking my Buddy and his TEENAGE Daughter

I am over 50 and even though I'm in decent shape, I'm STILL over 50 and thought that I would never get another chance to fuck a young sweet teen again.

One day, a buddy of mine and I had just come back from a hunting trip and I dropped him off at his house. While there, I saw his young daughter for the first time since she was little and she had grown into a hot little thing with tiny tits, long legs and that sweet little face you see in high school all the time.

I spoke with her a bit while her dad poured a few drinks and just before I left, she gave me a big hug and a little kiss on
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Posted by bifun4u 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 9106  |  
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Real MILF I fucked in back of Walmart Parking lot

****This is my first story please check out the video that accompanies this story. I appologive for the video quality but read the story below and you will understand why.****

This is a real story that happened to me Saturday August 10 in Houston. I was at the Walmart in Sugarland picking up some plumbing supplies. I was alone in the aisle looking at supplies and my dick gets stuck in my boxer short opening while im bending over looking at products. I spend a second readjusting like all guys do and continue my shopping. A minute later I feel uncomfortable again so I loosen my belt reach... Continue»
Posted by dblacknhou 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 8923  |  
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The Busty Babysitter

Rachel was just pulling her coat on when John came down the stairs. He handed Rachel her payment in cash.

"Thank you, Mr. Greene." Rachel smiled in gratitude.

"You're welcome," he replied. "You deserve every penny. Kathy and I are very happy with you. There is no one that we trust the k**s with more than you."

"Thank you, that means a lot. I love them like they're my own. I would do anything for you guys."

Rachel was starting to blush and was having a hard time meeting John's gaze. For his part, John was having a hard time keeping his eyes away from Rachel's exposed cleavage. Did ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 8786  |  
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Camp Out

f****y camping, i****t, partner swapping and all that kind of stuff, just loads and load and loads of fun. (MFmf-teens, bi, f****y, ped, inc)

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Jessica and I were discussing our plans for the summer, in bed, in early June. She was laying on top of the covers, with her football jersey-sl**per shoved up, caressing her pussy. Jessica was in great shape, better than when we were first married, when she had no tits at all. She reached over and fondled my cock. I had Jockey shorts on.

"We can fool around on one condition," my wife said.

"I know," I replied. I pulled off my Jockeys an... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8690  |  
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My b*****r Fucked me

On Feb 21 last week after I have finished my tuition at about 6.30 pm and all three pupils have left my house and I took a quick shower and cooked for my dinner. I was alone at home and my husband have gone to singapore for business needs. After watching TV for some time it was nearing 9 pm and I was having my dinner. My phone rings and when I took the phone it was the girl student and she have some more doubts about tommorows exam and she was afraid of exams. So I agree to clear her doubts and told her to come to my home. It was 9.15 pm and after 5mins she knocks at my door and I opened the d... Continue»
Posted by simpleunions 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 8497  |  
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Sibling Sex


Teri finds a story about her on the Internet, it's about a girl and it's sexy. She realizes it's about her and then she realizes that her b*****r is the one who wrote it. (mf-teens, ff-teens, inc, 1st, mast, oral, rom)

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"Yes, Mom... OK, Mom... Mom, quit worrying, we'll be okay," Teri said into the phone. "Mom, we're old enough to take care of ourselves. You and Daddy enjoy the cruise. We'll be okay, really. Enjoy it, it's your second honeymoon... have fun. We love you."

Teri's mother and father had planned this cruise as their 20th wedding anniversary gift to each other. When Aun... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 8047  |  
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Fun with my mom accidentally.

This is another freaking day of my life which I can never forget.

It was a warm afternoon of mid-spring season. My dad was on official tour and my b*****r and his wife went to our native place to attend a friend’s wedding. I was studying in my bedroom and my mother was cleaning house with our maid. It was almost lunch time and our maid left for other work. Suddenly, I heard a loud scream “Aaaahhhhh” and I rushed to the living area. I saw my mom was lying on the floor and asked her what happened, she replied “farsh par paani pada tha , maine dekha nahin aur gir gayee", I asked her "K... Continue»
Posted by onlyfun123 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7998  |  
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indian bithday gift

In January 2009, it had been roughly two years since my marriage and things were starting to settle around us both. But hubby started to spend longer times away at work, when he’d come home we’d do as much as we can till he left again. However on one of his visits home we had a conversation that to this day I still can't believe how it ended up. I never thought things would turn out the way they did. I guess I just want to blame something/someone else, when in fact, I just let things get carried away. The thing is, I knew it's wrong but It just happened. I guess I'm getting a little ahead of m... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7965  |  
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A Tale of Forbidden Love

(A passionate f****y relationship)

My name is Shannon, and I work for an affluent college just outside of Chicago. I recently turned 30 years old, and have been single for the majority of my life. Admittedly, it's been an easy way to go for me and my finances since my parents were well off ever since I can remember. In fact, their large, charitable donations to the college landed me the job five years ago. I didn't see the point in working since money was never an issue for us, but now I clearly enjoy having a Monday through Friday job in the bursar's office on campus.

I've never lasted ... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7838  |  
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Remember when (cousin story)

During a party last week, I had a chance to catch up with one of my younger cousins. We used to be so close but with everyone going their own separate ways, we all kind of grew apart. She was the closest in age with me and we were pretty close since we liked messing with our much younger cousins.

We talked about the games we used to play and how much fun it was back in those days. With everyone hanging out in the living room, I asked my cousin if she wanted to go to my room (in the basement) and have a drink with me. I went first and turn the tv on and got a couple of beers from the fridge.... Continue»
Posted by dirtyauthor 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 7810  |  
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A Shower Surprise

The following story is an original work of fiction.

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Hi, I'm Michael. I'd like to tell you a story about an experience I had

not too long ago. It really was just sort of a taste, but it's something I

can't stop thinking about- something that just makes me want more.


It was just a normal Friday night and I was hanging out at an apartment

with a bunch of my friends. The apartment isn't anything special - just a

small two bedroom/bathroom with sparse furnishings - ... Continue»
Posted by Ention 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7800  |  
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My girlfriends mother Part 5

My girlfriend’s mother part 5

This story is the very strangest of all and it involves the promise I made to my girlfriends mother Ruth to e****t her s****r Sarah to Edinburgh to a conference, last episode I left you having just completed a night out on the town where Ruth got fucked and so did I but not by either Ruth or my girlfriend Gillian.

The f****y had been a bit vague about the arrangements for the trip as I said last time but I just put it down to women’s organising something and thought “ if it goes pear shaped I’ll pick it up as I go along” Sarah was supposed to be arriving at ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7570  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7490  |  
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My bro-in-law's second dip

As Indian’s do, after marriage, we all lived together as a f****y the first year, It’s so I got to know everyone at my in-laws. My both b*****r-in-laws and I became close friends and f****y. Few months after marriage I learnt from the older one that the younger one had a crush on me, which was cute I thought. As the years went on hubby and I moved out from his parents, the younger B*****r-in-law was growing up and his little crush on me either disappeared or maybe he just got better at hiding it. He was still sweet to me and on a few occasions I caught him stealing a glance here and there. But... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 10 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7499  |  
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OOPS! That is not my husband!

My husband and I had gone on this trip to get away from our jobs, the k**s, and everything else that seemed to have us burned out. We stayed at this really nice hotel and we fucked like teenagers. My husband fucked me every chance he got. We went to this party at a big house, it had several levels and decks. We were mingling and drinking. I had a really good buzz going when my husband and I stumbled on a secluded hot tub. There was a guy already in the tub, we thought that if we started making out he would get out and go away. We started making out and getting very involved. I decided that I w... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7230  |  
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I just can't help it!

Eight years ago I married my hubby, the love of my life. Hubby was attentive, passionate and very romantic towards me. Things have been going well, but his work has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. I have always had a very active libido, after our wedding it wasn't uncommon for us to have sex five or six times a week. For the past year I am lucky to have sex two or three times a month. Hubby's workload is insane and I know when he gets home he simply doesn't have any energy left for me. It makes me wonder if he is more committed to me or his boss now. Of course, my libido still n... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 month ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7189  |  
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I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

I REALLY LOVE YOUNG COCK

How I got myself into this situation I do not know but I don’t want to stop.

Hi my name is Amy I’m married with two lovely boys one 6 and one 4,
I have been married for 15 years to a wonderful man and have a great marriage
Sex is so good and I love him so much I just wish he were at home more his job takes him away for weeks on end,

My only escape while he’s away is going out with the girls every week for a meal and then onto a club to dance the night away,
I’m very lucky, as my husband let’s me go out with the girls every week and encourages me to have a... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 18 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 7079  |  
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My naughty s****r cumming into my bedroom at night

When we were young my s****r would sneak into my bedroom at the end of the hall and would. Curiously pull back the blanket and take my dick out of my under wear and look at it and fell it. I was about 16 she was 14. I had sex before and she never has but I did see her with moms dildo in her pussy before! She would come into my room almost every night and play with my dick. I would move a little and she would duck under the bed. She figured I was sl**ping. So after about two week of this she got a little braver and put her soft lips around my cock for just a second and when she did it again I r... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 7046  |  
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poker with b*****r

Wooohooo, hubby’s got two months off work. In celebration we phoned a few friends over for supper tomorrow night. I invited my b*****r jay, my friend Jackie, her hubby Tom and hubby invited Iqbal & his wife Asrin. Well we decided to have everyone over at 7pm and serve food at 8pm.
At the time my husband was playing online poker and came up with a entertainment idea for the boys to play poker on the dinning table after we ate and cleared away. I told him that’s fine and the girls could go watch soaps and have a good chit chat in living room.
Next day I started messing with him very early in ... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 7038  |  
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