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Big Girls Will Have Their Way!

This Story is based on what started as a Cartoon Fantasy Photograph, whose subject then turned very real.

This Cartoon Photo is one that you took of your gigantic girlfriend not long after you met her. It shows her using both her hands behind herself to bend over and show you her gigantic vaginal opening size by strongly pulling herself open to gape very very widely. Once you took the photograph, you and your girlfriend thought it was very funny, and then you captioned the top of that Photo to make it a mutual funny Cartoon Photo. You both would often look ... Continue»
Posted by greenworld 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2718  |  
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My First Sexual Experience.

Well, i was s****teen, and she was just a bit younger at s**teen. We were very best friends, and i was over at her house at least once a week. She was the most beautiful girl in our grade, and I didn't ever think that we would be more than friends. Right before school was out for the summer that year, her mother unfortunately passed away. I was over at her house almost everyday to make sure she was ok.

One hot, summery day, I went as a routine to make sure she wasn't curled up on the couch with tears streaming down her face. She was home alone, and so I barged into her room, prepared to pla... Continue»
Posted by jonesingforcum 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2716  |  
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Landlords Dog

Shelly is an average girl with brunette hair and brown eyes who is 30 years old. She works at a bank and lives in an apartment building. Its owned by a fat 50 year old black man with grayish black hair and beard named Mr. Meaner who looks 60. When Shelly first met him she was intimidated but found him to be nice as well as his rottweiler Buck. They were the only two to live down stairs. There was her and the landlords apartment as well as one other that he left open for visiting f****y. Also the lobby and the laundry room that everyone used. Above them were three more floors and each floor wit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2715  |  
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The Slave School - a story i'm working on

update- chapter 8 added

Warning - the following story has BDSM, submission, humiliation and various other humiliating and painful things, if this isn't what your looking for don't read it.

More chapters will be posted on completion of them.

The slave school

Chapter 1 – Arrival

The driver got out and made her way around the long black stretch limousine, fearing what will happen to her if she kept her master waiting for too long, she sped up, her short black mini skirt creeping up an inch, revealing her clean-shaven cunt beneath it. Arriving at the back of the limo, she took ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2715  |  
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My Vacation

This is my first story so please comment!

My f****y and I were going to Cuba, When we got there we checked into our hotel. My b*****r and I had to share a room, my b*****r's name was Jeff. I am 18 He is 19, we always got along. I was wearing a skirt that was small for me and a see through shirt. It was hot so when we got to out hotel room i striped down and got into a bikini. My b*****r was in the bathroom and was changing to. Our parents said that we could do what ever we wanted, but we had to stay on the resort. Hey Sarah you are going to ware that, Jeff said. Ya I need to ge... Continue»
Posted by sarah216 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2699  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 5

Dennis The Menace: Part 5 - The sl**p Over
by Sniper32

One Thursday evening, Alice was in her bedroom getting ready for bed, she had
just got out of the shower and was sitting naked at her make up table putting
on moisturizer, when her son Dennis walked into the room and sat on the end
of her bed. He watched her apply the lotion to her elbows and knees. "Mom
come over here and lay down and let me do that for you" he said.

So she got up and went over to the bed an laid down on it. Dennis took the
lotion from her an squirted some on his hands an started to applying it on
her l... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2695  |  
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First Time

FIRST TIME

I couldn’t believe I said yes to this and I actually went through with it. I laid naked on the bed, covering my breasts with one hand and the other covering my pussy. He wasn’t a bad looking guy but I couldn’t bring myself to having sex with someone else, I’ve only had my husband in me and I was afraid. “Is this your first time?” he asks caressing my right hand which is over my breasts. I shook my head up and down “well don’t worry honey, we don’t have to if you don’t want to” those words made me feel a bit more at ease, he gently remove my right hand above my breasts and place i... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2681  |  
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I Love You Daddy

It was one of the best times of my life. I was barely sixteen and having a blast. Since I gave my first blowjob in some dark movie theater way back when I was f******n, I’d been sexually active (well, make that VERY active). The guys I dated were typically boys I knew at school and church. In most every way I was just your average horny teenage girl, enjoying myself and experimenting with
new things. Well... maybe I was a little more sexually experienced than your average high school sophomore but the profile still fit.

About a month after my sixteenth birthday a whole new area of my life ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2660  |  
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I knew he was looking

My b*****r has this friend who s a total pervert and is always trying to spy on me when hes at our house..I tend not to wear much around the house but not for attention just because im comfortable in my own skin yano..well maybe a lil for attention.
anyway I was expecting a call to the house the other day so left the bathroom door ajar incase it rang so i could hear it..
I was in the middle ofa nice hot bath when I heard kevin come in with his friend..they went straight into the kitchen so i just closed the door over a little leaving it slightly open
A few mins passed when i heard some1 at... Continue»
Posted by curiouskid 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2654  |  
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friend's mom made me finger her ass hole

Hi Readers!! I am Rakesh, member of this group since 2005, 25 years old, Engineer by profession, whitish, average built, harmless flirt by nature, unmarried and a man with plenty of strange fantasies. I hope you must have got a fair idea about my profile. The incident (not story) I am going to narrate happened close to a month back. I am working at Chennai, staying with my friend Umesh.


Umesh is of my same age and I am like one of the f****y members in his f****y. He is the only one son of his parents; father (Mahesh Uncle) is a business man, running steel articles manufacturing unit
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Posted by bava12 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2654  |  
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cleaning and benefits.

after marriage ended I moved into 2nd floor apartment. One of the 1st floor neighbors did cleaning. She introduced her self and offered a free cleaning. few weeks later I accepted and offered her the key.
Mr bill I have one already.

I work night shift and wake up at 10 or so. In my underwear my sl**p stif cock I walk to the bathroom. as I turn the corner and women is wrapped around the toilet.
I saw you sl**ping mr bill and just started cleaning. come on in here, I did and while I empty the tank she stands there looking.
That's a big one mr bill. I smile and finish. put it away and p... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2652  |  
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4 Short Stories to enjoy.

#1) TRAFFIC JAM
I was 6 hours on the hwy when I rolled up on a traffic jam about an hour out side of Memphis Tn. I was at a complete stop, nothing moving for 30 minutes or longer. people were getting out of there cars, looking around. I rolled my windows down shut off the car and sat there for about 15 minutes. It was so hot I put the windows up and fired up the AC! about that time the lane next to me started moving, about 30 cars passed me, and back to a stop! As I looked over at this little single cab ford ranger with its windows down and two girls in it with ball caps on. The passenger loo... Continue»
Posted by mrdoou 2 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2648  |  
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My Sex Adventures

Hi I'm James and I'm 20. I'd like to tell you about all the sex I've had ever since. I lost my virginity when I was 16, so let me tell you who it was to. My uncle married my aunt when she had already had two c***dren from a previous relationship. Her oldest c***d had a baby when I was 3. Which meant she was 13. I had seen her come from this ugly shell to become a coming-of-age beauty, her breasts had fully developed and she was looking finer than ever. I remember the first time I had saw her like this, I busted one out in my upstairs bathroom. About two weeks later she and her mum came up to v... Continue»
Posted by Roberts1478 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2639  |  
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MY FIRST BJ

My first BJ also my first story, not very exciting but sure what the hell.

Was quite a few years back now, in the days when you stand outside the off license and ask people passing by to get your drink..
My friends and i (about 15 of us) heard about a bonfire party in the woods (deerpark for those from Dublin :D)
It was brilliant there was loads of people up there dozens of groups massive bonfire music blaring and plenty of babes My friends didnt seem to be enjoying themselves and decided to leave and head to McDonalds (how that seemed the better option i will never know).
Against all lo... Continue»
Posted by crawler20 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2624  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover (fiction)

I first met Jenny when we were k**s playing in the neighborhood. She was one of those tomboy types of girls, always climbing trees, running, and going fishing just like one of the guys. Us guys would laugh sometimes, but the truth was Jenny could run as fast and climb without difficulty as good as us boys could, sometimes faster if old man Farnsworth’s bull caught wind of us slipping through his posted property and charged.

Time passed, and Jenny filled out nicely, her tiny boobs enter her pre-puberty stage small but she blossomed into a fully figured teenager by the time she g... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2621  |  
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The Perils of Dating Supergirl

Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.






Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 8 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2619  |  
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My best friend got lucky and shared with me

My best friend when I was 16 lived 2 doors down. We did most everything together. We'd go to the mall, movies and swam at the pool. Today we were going to go to the pool after school. He told me to come to his house when I was ready. We had known each other for years, our families too. It was normal for us to just walk in each others house like f****y. I had changed my clothes when I got home and went to his house, walking in as usual and headed to his room. When I reached his door, which was half open, I stopped. Looking in I saw he was naked laying on the bed, and his step-s****r was sucking... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2615  |  
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Kathie - The Teenage Neighbor


A guys gets the opportunity of a lifetime when his pretty teenage neighbor asks him for some help. (M/f- teen, oral, anal)

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I can remember the day about six months ago when the new neighbors moved in. They were a couple I would say in their mid thirties with a sixteen year old daughter. I saw them move most of their stuff in as I always spend a lot of time working in the yard on the lawn or trimming the shrubbery. I always managed to find some project to work on to keep me busy. I couldn't help noticing the daughter. From a distance she appeared to be a rather cute looking girl.

... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2602  |  
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I Creampied a Stranger!

Last night I went out with my friends in the city. We all me at a bar around 10pm. It was my friend Jacks birthday. We had been drinking for a while, making Jack do shots. At around 1 am he got really sick. I had been talking with this really cute girl. My friends were leaving to take Jack home. I felt bad staying behind but I was trying to score.

The girl's name was Samantha. she was pretty d***k and kept calling me Jake. I didn't care I just wanted to get some action. I had given her all the bullshit lines about be a stockbroker and that I lived in the city. She told me she was a school t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2599  |  
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Doing Mrs. Pierce

(I was f***ed to help the girls' injured coach)

Mrs. Pierce was a real piece of work. That's all there was to it. She was the girls' softball coach and the reason they had been the most winning team in county history but that didn't change the fact that she was a real bitch. All the girls hated Mrs. Pierce, partly because of her nasty temper but mostly because of her cutting, condescending remarks but each member of the team played their very best to avoid becoming the target of her ridicule.

The girls weren't the only ones scared of Mrs. Pierce; us guys were afraid of her too. Nobody wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2595  |  
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