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4 Short Stories to enjoy.

#1) TRAFFIC JAM
I was 6 hours on the hwy when I rolled up on a traffic jam about an hour out side of Memphis Tn. I was at a complete stop, nothing moving for 30 minutes or longer. people were getting out of there cars, looking around. I rolled my windows down shut off the car and sat there for about 15 minutes. It was so hot I put the windows up and fired up the AC! about that time the lane next to me started moving, about 30 cars passed me, and back to a stop! As I looked over at this little single cab ford ranger with its windows down and two girls in it with ball caps on. The passenger loo... Continue»
Posted by mrdoou 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2653  |  
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cleaning and benefits.

after marriage ended I moved into 2nd floor apartment. One of the 1st floor neighbors did cleaning. She introduced her self and offered a free cleaning. few weeks later I accepted and offered her the key.
Mr bill I have one already.

I work night shift and wake up at 10 or so. In my underwear my sl**p stif cock I walk to the bathroom. as I turn the corner and women is wrapped around the toilet.
I saw you sl**ping mr bill and just started cleaning. come on in here, I did and while I empty the tank she stands there looking.
That's a big one mr bill. I smile and finish. put it away and p... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2648  |  
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My Sex Adventures

Hi I'm James and I'm 20. I'd like to tell you about all the sex I've had ever since. I lost my virginity when I was 16, so let me tell you who it was to. My uncle married my aunt when she had already had two c***dren from a previous relationship. Her oldest c***d had a baby when I was 3. Which meant she was 13. I had seen her come from this ugly shell to become a coming-of-age beauty, her breasts had fully developed and she was looking finer than ever. I remember the first time I had saw her like this, I busted one out in my upstairs bathroom. About two weeks later she and her mum came up to v... Continue»
Posted by Roberts1478 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2640  |  
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A Different Kind of Lover (fiction)

I first met Jenny when we were k**s playing in the neighborhood. She was one of those tomboy types of girls, always climbing trees, running, and going fishing just like one of the guys. Us guys would laugh sometimes, but the truth was Jenny could run as fast and climb without difficulty as good as us boys could, sometimes faster if old man Farnsworth’s bull caught wind of us slipping through his posted property and charged.

Time passed, and Jenny filled out nicely, her tiny boobs enter her pre-puberty stage small but she blossomed into a fully figured teenager by the time she g... Continue»
Posted by charliec007 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2621  |  
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The Perils of Dating Supergirl

Hi my name is Robert Shephard...yeah I see you scratching your head. Don't worry I get that a lot. Needless to say I'm a nobody, however you've probably heard about my Girlfriend people call her Supergirl.






Wait don't go, I'm serious. You see six months ago I met an amazing girl named Linda Lang. She was Smart, Funny and very very passionate about....things. We started going out almost every night but every once in a while she'd leave for one reason or another. It got to the point where I was considering dumping her, then one day I was withdrawing money from the bank and wouldn't ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 7 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2620  |  
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My best friend got lucky and shared with me

My best friend when I was 16 lived 2 doors down. We did most everything together. We'd go to the mall, movies and swam at the pool. Today we were going to go to the pool after school. He told me to come to his house when I was ready. We had known each other for years, our families too. It was normal for us to just walk in each others house like f****y. I had changed my clothes when I got home and went to his house, walking in as usual and headed to his room. When I reached his door, which was half open, I stopped. Looking in I saw he was naked laying on the bed, and his step-s****r was sucking... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2615  |  
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MY FIRST BJ

My first BJ also my first story, not very exciting but sure what the hell.

Was quite a few years back now, in the days when you stand outside the off license and ask people passing by to get your drink..
My friends and i (about 15 of us) heard about a bonfire party in the woods (deerpark for those from Dublin :D)
It was brilliant there was loads of people up there dozens of groups massive bonfire music blaring and plenty of babes My friends didnt seem to be enjoying themselves and decided to leave and head to McDonalds (how that seemed the better option i will never know).
Against all lo... Continue»
Posted by crawler20 5 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2610  |  
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Kathie - The Teenage Neighbor


A guys gets the opportunity of a lifetime when his pretty teenage neighbor asks him for some help. (M/f- teen, oral, anal)

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I can remember the day about six months ago when the new neighbors moved in. They were a couple I would say in their mid thirties with a sixteen year old daughter. I saw them move most of their stuff in as I always spend a lot of time working in the yard on the lawn or trimming the shrubbery. I always managed to find some project to work on to keep me busy. I couldn't help noticing the daughter. From a distance she appeared to be a rather cute looking girl.

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Posted by jogj0308 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2599  |  
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I Creampied a Stranger!

Last night I went out with my friends in the city. We all me at a bar around 10pm. It was my friend Jacks birthday. We had been drinking for a while, making Jack do shots. At around 1 am he got really sick. I had been talking with this really cute girl. My friends were leaving to take Jack home. I felt bad staying behind but I was trying to score.

The girl's name was Samantha. she was pretty d***k and kept calling me Jake. I didn't care I just wanted to get some action. I had given her all the bullshit lines about be a stockbroker and that I lived in the city. She told me she was a school t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2598  |  
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My Third Baby Isn't My Husband's

My husband and I have been married for 7 years now. We've been through a lot of ups and downs and having k**s really changed our relationship.

I kept working after the birth of our 3 year old daughter, Ashley, and then went back to work with the same company after our second daughter arrived 12 months later.

I never realized how hard having two little girls so close in age would be on our relationship. Although I really love my husband, I felt so lost and confused when I went back to work just 12 weeks after our second daughter was born.

The only thing that really got me through was m... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2598  |  
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prom dress

When I met the girl who was to become my girlfriend, and eventually my wife, she was only 18, and I was 22. She was around 5’5, brunette hair, slim but curvy, with brown eyes and a 32e chest that blew me away every time. It started as a summer thing, and although we were together for 3 months before we actually had sex, you could not stop us once we started. We did it in her moms’ house, in the garden, in the car, in the shed, on the beach, even while everyone was asl**p at her home. I often looked at her mother and thought, if she grows up to be as hot as her, then I will be a lucky man. Howe... Continue»
Posted by si1973 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 2583  |  
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Jessica Lee


I was backstage before the show when the lead singer brought in a couple of chicks. They were both pretty young, I guessed the youngest girl was 12 or 13 because of the way her tiny little breasts were merely slight protrusions from her chest. I remember being on the beach once and giving a girl about her age some Mardi Gras beads in exchange for her pulling up her t-shirt. My hard-on crept up my tight jeans. I was wearing a shirt that showed just above my waist, and when I looked down, my cock head was staring at me under the rim of my pants! (M/f-teen, ped, rom)

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I started playing... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2571  |  
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The slut across the room

Everyday at my crappy office job is is a two tabled office shared by me and a nice 26 year old lady called Bonnie, she wears the same crap all the time trying to show her cleavage but she's just so hot. One time I tried to jerk over her in the office I nearly got caught but i'd figure she'd enjoy it I know deep down she's a slut, anyway one day on a Tuesday doing the regular work she slams the door and says softly alright it's been two years now we gonna do this or not I didn't have time to answer she just pulled down my zipper got out my flaccid cock snd she said the boss ain't in we got twen... Continue»
Posted by lordhunk 7 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2564  |  
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my first time cross dresser

It all started when 13.when I on a chat room talking to this really nice guy and he sounded hot so I added him on msn. He went on cam and he was stunning he was clean shaven thoses jaw droping abs and huge 8 and half inch cock I woz dribbling just looking at him. I told him that I loved wearing girls cloths he love it too he told me he love young boys cross dressing so I got dressed up in my s****r slutty outfit that was black lasce g string thong matching bra grater and fish net stocking when I show him. He loved it so I did a sexy cam. showfor him letin him say any thing he wanted. As... Continue»
Posted by welsh_sissy 6 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2564  |  
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The Party

<a href='http://xhamster.com/photos/view/626082-9957159.html'><img src="http://p2-1.xhamster.com/000/009/957/159_1000.jpg" border="0"></a>





Ten years ago I happen to find myself at one of those uncomfortable pseudo liberal parties in the hills of Hollywood where people usually went to get not-so-quietly d***k, abuse prescription meds and talk about endless unfiltered politics ..
I was there but for the good graces of my clique, a ragtag group of pirate Nixon’s if i ever saw one ..

It was a view into a world I had little use for but could not pull away from .. I had... Continue»
Posted by mondotoken 2 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2561  |  
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The Adventures of Cheryl - The Pizza Game

“Okay, it's pizza time!” Rachel excitedly called out to the group. The other four girls all squealed with delight. Everyone knew what it meant to order pizza. It meant it was time for the pizza game.



The game was really simple but extremely fun and exciting. First, the girls would decide on a game game to play; usually spin the bottle or poker or something easy like that. They didn't play for money, but for the clothes they wore. The first girl nude was the loser and had to order and pay for the piz... Continue»
Posted by Cheryl4516 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2552  |  
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Wow... Random woman dry humps me at Target? (10/1

Not good with writing stories, just joined x hamster a few months ago, but anyways this is a true story it just happened to me earlier today. (10/1/11)

So my mom and i went to to Target to get some stuff, and like i normally do at most stores i go check out the electronics section and game section while my mom shops for food and stuff. So im checking out the new game releases for xbox like MW3 and Battlefield, then i see a shelf full of these cool funny shirts in the mens clothing department. As i was reading all of these funny shirts i briefly looked up and my eyes met this woman who was s... Continue»
Posted by PigtailPuller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2547  |  
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Catch a view!

Some more years ago we went to a restaurant of a oarsman’s club at our river. I said to my wife, please wear that black leather costume with garter, lace stockings and black boots.
She put her black white striped bra under the jacket and no pants under the very short skirt. She looked fantastic. With every step her skirt moved round her thighs and her ass. The lace of the stockings look out and you could see the closure of the garter. Hot view.



So we went into the restaurant. There was a heightened podest with some tables a... Continue»
Posted by gs4love 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2549  |  
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Soft 3some With A Friend And His Wife


have been a big fan of all the stories here and read them quite regularly. This real story is about 4-5 years old when I had a soft 3some with my friend & his wife. This story is completely real as well as all the characters described here in. You can send your comments on the email address below.

I am Rohan Sippy from Ahmedabad, married and 32 years old now. Am 5’9″ with an athletic build (32″ waist). The other 2 people in this story are Raja, same as my age, a little taller and a little chubbier; his wife Nisha, similar age
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Posted by bava12 21 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2549  |  
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tell me if you like this joke

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the k**s. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why ar... Continue»
Posted by happyhead 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2544  |  
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