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Losing my Virginity

Since i can remember i always had the thought of "i'll wait till i was married to have sex so it's special" even when i'm not religious, However i got to the age of 18 when i realized that all my friends were having sex and i was kinda left out... so i decided i was going to go for it. Now this story is not a romantic, or a passionate one... trust me; this is anything but romance.

So at the time of this incident i was living with my friend Tom who lived with his dad in a flat on a estate in Hull called Bransholme. It was just me, tom and his dad and elle; tom's girlfriend would visit often.... Continue»
Posted by lj0110 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2782  |  
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More Torture For My Step-b*****r


I was sitting in the black and white coloured living room of my new house with my best friend and roommate, Rayne. Holding a sort of small, very informal house warming party. Rayne was wearing her typical goth-styled clothes. A small black t-shirt with a darkly comic skull and crossbones on the front, and wearing tight black jeans with plenty of holes and rips in them along with her white sparkly belt. She was barefoot and had her hair shaved short at the back but with a cool looking long black fringe d****d over her very pretty face with wavy red dyed colours at the ends of it, and of cours... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 10 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2767  |  
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Carole’s hairy cunt and the massage

See the photos that go with this story at “Carole’s hairy cunt and the massage”

Since being with Keith (my husband) most of my sexual encounters have been with him in attendance and indeed filming the action or joining in.

However, some have occurred without him being there and Keith tolerates this as long as I tell him all the graphic details later and I let him act out the encounter afterwards. So a win, win for me!

One such occasion occurred a few years ago when we were at Cap d’Agde the French naturist resort.

I had suggested that I’d like a massage whilst we were on holiday a... Continue»
Posted by CaroleX 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2772  |  
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enjoying the bride of another.

Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2752  |  
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Wife as a Bet




I have been married to Kanchan for gone 10 years, 3 years after she started working as my secretary. It would be impossible to rule out that I hired her for her willingness to please and her fine athletic figure, therefore it didn't take long before I began to find out exactly how willing she really was.

I manage a law firm in Mumbai, quite a large place with my own office and Kanchan's desk just outside.
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2759  |  
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Landlords Dog

Shelly is an average girl with brunette hair and brown eyes who is 30 years old. She works at a bank and lives in an apartment building. Its owned by a fat 50 year old black man with grayish black hair and beard named Mr. Meaner who looks 60. When Shelly first met him she was intimidated but found him to be nice as well as his rottweiler Buck. They were the only two to live down stairs. There was her and the landlords apartment as well as one other that he left open for visiting f****y. Also the lobby and the laundry room that everyone used. Above them were three more floors and each floor wit... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2751  |  
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I Fucked my neighbor ;)

Ok so today I had a really good day I'm driving from work and I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette outside I parked my car in the drive got out and waved at her across the street.Now this woman is in her early 40's shes in the thick side wearing track short with a white see through tanktop she looked alright with no makeup and her hair down I give her a 7 outta 10 which is still fuckable I walk to her asking how you doing Mrs.Diaz she says good I guess.I noticed something was bothering her and I asked if anything was wrong she said that her husband of 19 years spilt that after living with ea... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2724  |  
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The Coleman Pop-Up Camper Money Maker

Once Upon a time in a soutern backwood farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk. I grew up as most young ladies do minding my parents, and taking those sticky tractor rides with paw, as he plowed the fields, and planted his seeds in the tiny rows. It always put a smile on his face as well as mine to be such a special helper. Keeping the field weeded was always a chore.

Then the city over opened a water park, and of course they charged money. So my b*****r came up with the idea that he would have his firends cum over to the trailer after they got done doing their chores. ... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2717  |  
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The After Party

No name metal band concert, some vodka, three chicks and a guy – this was our regular way of spending Friday nights. We were there for a friend, the guitarist but after a couple of drinks the main idea became kissing each other and getting more free drinks. The guy was completely left aside. I, personnaly was totally charmed by Dennise’s soft lips and her pointy nipples that you could’ve easly guess through the shirt. Her shiny orange hair was making her easy to target in that bar so I couldn’t take my eyes off her anymore. She HAD to be mine!
We cuddle in the bathroom, we cuddle in the bar ... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 28 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2730  |  
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My First Sexual Experience.

Well, i was s****teen, and she was just a bit younger at s**teen. We were very best friends, and i was over at her house at least once a week. She was the most beautiful girl in our grade, and I didn't ever think that we would be more than friends. Right before school was out for the summer that year, her mother unfortunately passed away. I was over at her house almost everyday to make sure she was ok.

One hot, summery day, I went as a routine to make sure she wasn't curled up on the couch with tears streaming down her face. She was home alone, and so I barged into her room, prepared to pla... Continue»
Posted by jonesingforcum 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2715  |  
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The Slave School - a story i'm working on

update- chapter 8 added

Warning - the following story has BDSM, submission, humiliation and various other humiliating and painful things, if this isn't what your looking for don't read it.

More chapters will be posted on completion of them.

The slave school

Chapter 1 – Arrival

The driver got out and made her way around the long black stretch limousine, fearing what will happen to her if she kept her master waiting for too long, she sped up, her short black mini skirt creeping up an inch, revealing her clean-shaven cunt beneath it. Arriving at the back of the limo, she took ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2712  |  
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Suppose you whole body would fit inside her; BBW u

Big Girls Will Have Their Way!

This Story is based on what started as a Cartoon Fantasy Photograph, whose subject then turned very real.

This Cartoon Photo is one that you took of your gigantic girlfriend not long after you met her. It shows her using both her hands behind herself to bend over and show you her gigantic vaginal opening size by strongly pulling herself open to gape very very widely. Once you took the photograph, you and your girlfriend thought it was very funny, and then you captioned the top of that Photo to make it a mutual funny Cartoon Photo. You both would often look ... Continue»
Posted by greenworld 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2707  |  
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My Vacation

This is my first story so please comment!

My f****y and I were going to Cuba, When we got there we checked into our hotel. My b*****r and I had to share a room, my b*****r's name was Jeff. I am 18 He is 19, we always got along. I was wearing a skirt that was small for me and a see through shirt. It was hot so when we got to out hotel room i striped down and got into a bikini. My b*****r was in the bathroom and was changing to. Our parents said that we could do what ever we wanted, but we had to stay on the resort. Hey Sarah you are going to ware that, Jeff said. Ya I need to ge... Continue»
Posted by sarah216 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2699  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 5

Dennis The Menace: Part 5 - The sl**p Over
by Sniper32

One Thursday evening, Alice was in her bedroom getting ready for bed, she had
just got out of the shower and was sitting naked at her make up table putting
on moisturizer, when her son Dennis walked into the room and sat on the end
of her bed. He watched her apply the lotion to her elbows and knees. "Mom
come over here and lay down and let me do that for you" he said.

So she got up and went over to the bed an laid down on it. Dennis took the
lotion from her an squirted some on his hands an started to applying it on
her l... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2696  |  
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First Time

FIRST TIME

I couldn’t believe I said yes to this and I actually went through with it. I laid naked on the bed, covering my breasts with one hand and the other covering my pussy. He wasn’t a bad looking guy but I couldn’t bring myself to having sex with someone else, I’ve only had my husband in me and I was afraid. “Is this your first time?” he asks caressing my right hand which is over my breasts. I shook my head up and down “well don’t worry honey, we don’t have to if you don’t want to” those words made me feel a bit more at ease, he gently remove my right hand above my breasts and place i... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2681  |  
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I Love You Daddy

It was one of the best times of my life. I was barely sixteen and having a blast. Since I gave my first blowjob in some dark movie theater way back when I was f******n, I’d been sexually active (well, make that VERY active). The guys I dated were typically boys I knew at school and church. In most every way I was just your average horny teenage girl, enjoying myself and experimenting with
new things. Well... maybe I was a little more sexually experienced than your average high school sophomore but the profile still fit.

About a month after my sixteenth birthday a whole new area of my life ... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2671  |  
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My Husbands first time (1). This is a true story

Hello and thank you for stopping by.



I am Gabriel and my mission is to explore and try to understand my own sexuality and the sexuality of others, and have fun while doing that.


My very first memory of anything remotely sexual or that gave me some weird but pleasurable feeling was while actually playing on the kitchen floor with my toy cars. Of course....
[image]... Continue»
Posted by Blairs-Desire 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2670  |  
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friend's mom made me finger her ass hole

Hi Readers!! I am Rakesh, member of this group since 2005, 25 years old, Engineer by profession, whitish, average built, harmless flirt by nature, unmarried and a man with plenty of strange fantasies. I hope you must have got a fair idea about my profile. The incident (not story) I am going to narrate happened close to a month back. I am working at Chennai, staying with my friend Umesh.


Umesh is of my same age and I am like one of the f****y members in his f****y. He is the only one son of his parents; father (Mahesh Uncle) is a business man, running steel articles manufacturing unit
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Posted by bava12 8 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2664  |  
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I knew he was looking

My b*****r has this friend who s a total pervert and is always trying to spy on me when hes at our house..I tend not to wear much around the house but not for attention just because im comfortable in my own skin yano..well maybe a lil for attention.
anyway I was expecting a call to the house the other day so left the bathroom door ajar incase it rang so i could hear it..
I was in the middle ofa nice hot bath when I heard kevin come in with his friend..they went straight into the kitchen so i just closed the door over a little leaving it slightly open
A few mins passed when i heard some1 at... Continue»
Posted by curiouskid 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2654  |  
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cleaning and benefits.

after marriage ended I moved into 2nd floor apartment. One of the 1st floor neighbors did cleaning. She introduced her self and offered a free cleaning. few weeks later I accepted and offered her the key.
Mr bill I have one already.

I work night shift and wake up at 10 or so. In my underwear my sl**p stif cock I walk to the bathroom. as I turn the corner and women is wrapped around the toilet.
I saw you sl**ping mr bill and just started cleaning. come on in here, I did and while I empty the tank she stands there looking.
That's a big one mr bill. I smile and finish. put it away and p... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2652  |  
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