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Quietly Watching

I was 16 and dating the sexiest girl I've ever known. She had huge, firm tits, a perfectly round ass and the sweetest curves imaginable. Well, my best female friend was having a house party while her parents were out of town. There were maybe 15 people there, not a large crowd, but a bunch of us stayed over for the night.

My girl and I crashed in the living room... as did the hostess and another friend of ours. It was only a few minutes after the room had gone quiet when I started to gently caress my girl's delicious behind. She rubbed herself up against my leg and I could instantly ... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Mother Teaches

Lisa could not remember having a normal loving home life. Her mom never knew who her dad was and mom had many men friends. Lisa did not know till she was in her teens that her mom was a whore and very popular. It was mom's desire to make Lisa a whore and they could do threesomes together. Lisa always knew her mom was good looking and sexy. That is what made her such a great whore. Her mom would go to hotels with men or bring them back to her own house. When they came to her house she would have several men each night. When Lisa was just thirteen her mom took her and showed her how to shave her... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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wife in whore party

About a week ago, my wife Tammy and I were invited to a beach resort along with a bunch of her coworkers. She works in the marketing department at a large company which did very well in the past few years, and the employees were starting to get a lot of perks, one of which was the resort trip.

I was eager to go, although I was worried about meeting Tammy's coworkers. Her company had a very informal culture, and Tammy would sometimes tell me about all the flirting and pinching that went on during the workday. I worked at a law firm, which was very uptight and professional, and flirting was c... Continue»
Posted by nudes 28 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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SEX WITH UNKNOWN LADY IN CINEMA

It started like this; me and my friend went for movie. It was a late night show of 11.15 pm we got there at 11.00 and after our arrival a group of 3 girls arrive they were fully mature and in that group she was there. I was staring at her and only thought in mind was how to fuck her. She was wearing a t-shirt like top which was ending at her navel and a short frock which was just above her knee. Everyone was looking at her. She was hot and with that outfit she was kill mine and my friends’ heart. I can guess everyone there are just thinking like me how to fuck her just once. Seeing her, my lit... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Mother In Laws Birthday Present

It wasn't my birthday sadly. It was my ex girlfriends little b*****r. He had just turned 18 and I decided to take him to the strip club. I was waiting for him to get ready and during this time I got to catch up with the mother in law. We barely talked now that the ex and I split.

It was the usual how are you things like that. She took it to an entirely different route this time. She asked why I was still single and such. She kept caressing me and feeling my muscles. She was suppose to go out with her girlfriends since she had nothing else to do. Daughter sl**ping at her new boyfriends and s... Continue»
Posted by mrlolgg 2 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My story lol

I work long, long hours at a New York digital media property that shall remain nameless. It's a super-crazy schedule and I am forever getting home at midnight, much to the dismay of my saintly, ever-patient husband Bill.

One night, when we had a crushing deadline and I was there until after midnight and had to come back in the office first thing the following morning, my (male) boss gave me an Ambien so I could sl**p easier that night and come in early the next day. There are about fifteen things wrong with this picture, now that I think about it, but that is the craziness that is my media... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex with My Girlfriend

It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Posted by raalaut 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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me and wife never knew my mate was bisexual

me and ann had been married at the age of 18 and where now both 32 and we had experimented and loved to set up scenarios with people we knew and had fantasised off fucking
this night we had been clubbing and invited two couples and a girl we knew back to ours outside i met an old workmate and his mate and he asked if they could come back ann said yes wispering to me my mate allan was sexy even though he was about fifty i told her he had been to a swingers club liz fell out with john and he vanished as liz said he was probably away with some tart as i said to her never as she was so sexy she ... Continue»
Posted by hornyashell07 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Hardcore  |  
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Friends: Just One More Time

Friends: Deleted Scenes - Just One More Time

Ross and Rachel cuddled on the couch, one late evening, watching the last part of a classic movie. The door to Monica's bedroom opened and she walked through the otherwise empty apartment, to the bathroom.

"Getting ready for bed, Mon?" Rachel asked.

"Yeah, I'm gonna take a nice hot shower. Y'know, work out the kinks of the day," she said.

Ross' eyes followed her, and saw that she was wearing a silk robe. It was red, with black satin lapels, and matching black trim on the breast and hip pockets. It looked very much like a long feminine ve... Continue»
Posted by dudeman_85 1 year ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Super Bowl Anal

Let’s just start by saying my wife Linda had a very busy Sunday night. Yes, she is a Bronco’s fan and made a bet with me and it wasn’t for money. You see my little 5 feet 2 inch petite doll has the nicest ass I have ever seen, and I love to stick my eight inches right between her ass crack. The trouble is she only takes it up the ass about once a year, the rest of the time it is straight vaginal sex with some fairly good blow jobs thrown in for good measure. So, our Super Bowl bet was unique, whoever’s team was ahead at half time got their pick of our private half time entertainment. Linda kne... Continue»
Posted by captjim51 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  
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COCKSUCKING

Since the early days of my youth as a teen I have had a fetish for sucking cocks. Whenever my friends would come over to visit we would go downstairs to the playroom and sit around looking through the stash of porn magazines I had hidden away. Mostly it was the normal guy and girl stuff but I also had a few gay magazines. My buddies and I would look through the pictures and get so horny, as all young boys do. Our young cocks were easily aroused and we didn't hesitate to strip off our pants and jerk off together. One afternoon while my friend Tom was visiting we sat looking at the pictures for ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Black coffee

One morning recently I was up before my hubby Jason who had pulled an all-nighter editing a hot new video we had just shot the night before. I was still feeling a little frisky from that shoot even though I’d been used every which way by a strong well hung military man (my contribution to the war effort). While hubby slept in I intended to make some coffee and perhaps sext with a hot BBC I’d met on Yahoo. But my morning plan was foiled by an empty coffee can. No caffeine buzz makes me a very cranky slut. My empty cupboard meant a trip to our local coffee house where the beans are roasted dark ... Continue»
Posted by joemama10101 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Claimed by Ben

This is a story about Ben, my 3 year old German Sheppard/Cross, Mostly Cross, and me. I
got him as a puppy before I married Lee.<p>
I'm a 24 year old woman, and for the past 2 years, married to Lee, a wonderful man who is 2
years older than me. I had known him from high school. He is a truck driver and owns a couple
of trucks that cause him to to be gone for anywhere between a week and a
month at a time. I asked him to put a driver in to the second truck too, but he insisted we
couldn't afford it and he felt better taking care of the new truck him self rather than a careless driver.... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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How I left my job because of my manageress

Like everyday waking up was hard ,a routine needs to be done .
But now I'm awake Damned that I said to myself went to mmy routine and boring job like any other do.
I was working in a brassiere we do drinks bar food coffee cake all sort of that shit .
For me work was fun I always have a chance to flirt with woman and girls they love me and love to talk to me .
But I never realize that was causing a mischief well until now.
One day after hard work my manageress  come in to kitchen as I was washing the dishes she was taller then me curly red hair ,and younger then Me she was quite hot fuck ,... Continue»
Posted by thickman85 14 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Wife takes on best friend

My best mate Steve has been separated from his ex for 2 years now and after 18 years marriage is really struggling with the loneliness and no f****y life. My wife Jen and I have tried to keep Steve involved with social activities but it is different without a partner.

Last Friday all of my k**s were out for the weekend and Jen and I decided to hit the Casino in Melbourne which is a rare treat for us, so we called the hotel, got a room, packed an overnight bag and headed into town. I gave Steve a call and asked if he wanted to meet us there and chill out. He was happy to do that rather than ... Continue»
Posted by aboveodss 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote, Part II - of Pranks and

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, i****t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake uploaded all his work and went to lunch early. He couldn’t help it; he felt like a k** with a new toy on a school day. He just couldn’t wait t... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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Sex Dares and cheating

I was at a party with a big group of guy friends and girl friends. My girl friend came with me. I am a shy guy, but We ended up all playing a game of dares with one rule. The dares had to be done, no backing out. I didn't like the idea but after an hour of funny and daft things, drinking games and stuff things became a little spicy.

Firstly the guys were dared to reduce themselves to boxer shorts only which the girls loved. I kept catching my GF staring at this other guys cock bulge which was clearly large, extra large. My GF was dared to kiss one of the guys which I didnt like the idea of,... Continue»
Posted by massivepenis21 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Dont Leave Home With Out em.... Funny must Read!

This Was Originally A Commercial Some Years Ago. Very Funny!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and ... Continue»
Posted by SexyGiGi 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Cathy,s Thong lacy underwear !!

Hi all this is my first story so please leave comments.

First of all this is and 100% true story as all of mine will be.

This all started to give you some back ground in and place called Ocean City Maryland.
I was on vacation with my mother at the beach on 32nd street right ocean front with and great balcony view of the girls sun bathing ahhh yes.
At this time I am and teenager myself and so is the young lady in this story. I met some other guys the same age as me and we all had and laugh looking at the bades sunning with there sun tanned perfect shaped tans.

One of the guys said to... Continue»
Posted by newz777 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Anastasia

Saturday morning and my phone rings. I look over to see who it was and it’s my s****r Quisha most likely wanting me to do something. Last week it was fix her pipes, the week before that fix the TV, not to mention she had her fine ass friend Alexandria over. But she couldn’t fix her lips to help me out and put in a word with her. I, Ramon, the helpful big b*****r was to the rescue. This time I said to myself that I wasn’t about to do shit. I let the call go to voicemail the first time. Then her worrisome ass had the audacity to call again. My guess is that she wasn’t gonna let me sl**p until I ... Continue»
Posted by bigshack 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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