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Jake's Magic Remote, Part II - of Pranks and

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, i****t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Jake uploaded all his work and went to lunch early. He couldn’t help it; he felt like a k** with a new toy on a school day. He just couldn’t wait t... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 3008  |  
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Claimed by Ben

This is a story about Ben, my 3 year old German Sheppard/Cross, Mostly Cross, and me. I
got him as a puppy before I married Lee.<p>
I'm a 24 year old woman, and for the past 2 years, married to Lee, a wonderful man who is 2
years older than me. I had known him from high school. He is a truck driver and owns a couple
of trucks that cause him to to be gone for anywhere between a week and a
month at a time. I asked him to put a driver in to the second truck too, but he insisted we
couldn't afford it and he felt better taking care of the new truck him self rather than a careless driver.... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3005  |  
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Dont Leave Home With Out em.... Funny must Read!

This Was Originally A Commercial Some Years Ago. Very Funny!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.

My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' s****r called and ... Continue»
Posted by SexyGiGi 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3003  |  
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Sex Dares and cheating

I was at a party with a big group of guy friends and girl friends. My girl friend came with me. I am a shy guy, but We ended up all playing a game of dares with one rule. The dares had to be done, no backing out. I didn't like the idea but after an hour of funny and daft things, drinking games and stuff things became a little spicy.

Firstly the guys were dared to reduce themselves to boxer shorts only which the girls loved. I kept catching my GF staring at this other guys cock bulge which was clearly large, extra large. My GF was dared to kiss one of the guys which I didnt like the idea of,... Continue»
Posted by massivepenis21 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3003  |  
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Cathy,s Thong lacy underwear !!

Hi all this is my first story so please leave comments.

First of all this is and 100% true story as all of mine will be.

This all started to give you some back ground in and place called Ocean City Maryland.
I was on vacation with my mother at the beach on 32nd street right ocean front with and great balcony view of the girls sun bathing ahhh yes.
At this time I am and teenager myself and so is the young lady in this story. I met some other guys the same age as me and we all had and laugh looking at the bades sunning with there sun tanned perfect shaped tans.

One of the guys said to... Continue»
Posted by newz777 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2998  |  
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Anastasia

Saturday morning and my phone rings. I look over to see who it was and it’s my s****r Quisha most likely wanting me to do something. Last week it was fix her pipes, the week before that fix the TV, not to mention she had her fine ass friend Alexandria over. But she couldn’t fix her lips to help me out and put in a word with her. I, Ramon, the helpful big b*****r was to the rescue. This time I said to myself that I wasn’t about to do shit. I let the call go to voicemail the first time. Then her worrisome ass had the audacity to call again. My guess is that she wasn’t gonna let me sl**p until I ... Continue»
Posted by bigshack 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2996  |  
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Village Nudists

Hi… I’m Siddhartha. I am now going to describe my experiences I had in my
aunts village. It’s a really small village with only two buses
travelling through it daily. My aunt’s f****y stays there. She is my
dad’s s****r. She was given married to a poor farmer in that village. We
are now well developed and grown rich, whereas they were as is. My uncle
works as a plumber in city nearby and the rest of the f****y stay in that
village.

The f****y consists of Aunt, Uncle, four daughters. Three of them were
elder than me and only one was younger than me. I often visit their
village along... Continue»
Posted by badboy4sex 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2968  |  
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YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH

YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH

Hi my name is William and I’m 16 years of age I live with my mom,
I prefer to be called Billy instead of William so that’s me,

We live in a nice part of town and have a nice house my Mom works and so does my dad, as an only c***d I get to be on my own a lot and so you could say I’m a bit of a loner at times,

I do not have a girlfriend but I do have some mates that I sometimes go around with and we do a lot of sports together at school so do not have much time for girls,

It all started when I got home from school one day and I noticed... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2967  |  
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The After Party

No name metal band concert, some vodka, three chicks and a guy – this was our regular way of spending Friday nights. We were there for a friend, the guitarist but after a couple of drinks the main idea became kissing each other and getting more free drinks. The guy was completely left aside. I, personnaly was totally charmed by Dennise’s soft lips and her pointy nipples that you could’ve easly guess through the shirt. Her shiny orange hair was making her easy to target in that bar so I couldn’t take my eyes off her anymore. She HAD to be mine!
We cuddle in the bathroom, we cuddle in the bar ... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2952  |  
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How I Fucked My s****r-In-Law

Hello guys and girls. Myself Rishi (20 yrs) from luck now. I am a student. I am here to narrate the first & till now last encounter of my life. I hope U guys like the whole encounter .It was summer vacation. I was alone at home since everyone from my f****y had gone to native place. My mom requested our neighbor Sandhya to give me food for those 15 days.

Sandhya was a very good lady; by nature as well as by looks. She was just 25 years of age and looks stunning even after 1 year of his marriage. She was damn hot & sexy. Her smile is the most pleasant thing of his beauty. She came to live in... Continue»
Posted by harryhunk 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2951  |  
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funny but sexy!!!

This is a true story I swear it and I hope the lady in question doesn't read this that is why I shall not put any names. You guys know me from my videos with Aspen by the name Dr. Sleeze/Bothced. I was introduced to this lady and yes she was of legal age, 29 I think. Before me she had only dated African American men but for some reason we clicked and she had part of my dark weird humor in her but we got together at her apartment and before we even took our clothes off she started telling me all this crap about why before me she had only dated black men and the last one she said had a big peni... Continue»
Posted by amatuerdrandpimp 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2943

sex story

10:00pm im laying in my bed because i just had sex with my man but im mad because he didnt let me cum. So i get up and go in the living room to look at nasty movies on the notebook laptop. Im browsing on pornhub.com when i come across sexy milf geting pussy creampie. i watch it over and over again. i was so horny that when i was ready to go up stairs my legs buckled. i woke daddy up and instantly he knew what i wanted. he threw me on the bed from behind pushing his dick towards my pussy so deep from behind i started cumn. Now ladied i kinow it might sound but yes i came from behind and it felt... Continue»
Posted by neekah68 5 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2913  |  
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Charlotte and her friends little sister

I did not write this story

After a night out I stayed over at my friends sl**ping in the spare room. In the morning my friend had work and left without waking me but she told me the night before she had work and I could stay until she got home again.

Waking up in the morning I felt groggy and tired but one thing I did notice was I woke up with morning glory, I was rock solid and made a huge tent of the quilt. I needed to sort this out. I slid my hand down into my panties where it was stretching them and slid them off allowing my cock to grow to it's full size, I was so horny and instant... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 2901  |  
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Small dick laughed at by 2 nurses

A friend of mine is a doctor and as part of her training she did a stint in the sexual health wing of the hospital she was working in. She is a very game girl constantly regaling us with tales of funny medical incidents. She told me about games she and her colleagues played to keep themselves amused and spirits high while working in quite a gritty environment.

She said they had a hilarious time asking really intimate questions because people would answer 100% honestly (very eye opening she said).. other guys would treat it like counselling and the moment the door shut on the examination r... Continue»
Posted by peteash 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2897  |  
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Blackmailed

Vic lay on his bed, stretched out on his side, naked, his hard, throbbing cock in his hand. As he stroked himself harder and harder, faster and faster, his breathing growing hoarse and ragged, his gaze was locked inexorably upon the centerfold of the magazine before him.

Her name, according to the XXX magazine at any rate, was Honie and, despite the unusual spelling, Vic certainly thought that she was. Her body was lean and trim, smooth and petite, hairless and just lightly tanned. Her nipples were hard as she smiled coyly for the unimaginably lucky photographer who'd been privileged enough... Continue»
Posted by Elizabethann 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2894  |  
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Tere, an Older Lady

Chapter 1: Tere




When I was a teenager simply full of raging hormones, I would always look at more mature women (i.e. 30 and above), with respect rather than lust. When I began working, most, if not all, of the thirty plus year old women I knew were either married or career oriented. But that all changed with Tere.



Here's an experience of mine that I will always treasure. I originally wrote this last year, but there were many details I left out. Here’s the story in all its uncensored and unabridged glory.



Some years ago, I was an assistant manager at one of Makati's fi... Continue»
Posted by palaotogko 1 month ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2889  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote V - Cruel Temptation

NOTE: This story is intended for adults only. It includes elements of voyeurism, time stop, non-consent/reluctance, ince$t, and mind control. If you are offended or upset by this sort of thing, please do not read it. The story is fiction and any resemblance to real persons or events is either coincidental or the result of artistic liberty.
Feedback and positive criticism is welcome, as are suggestions and requests.
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Sarah showed up while Petra was cleaning up, so Jake decided to let things rest for a bit; he’d had his fun, and he was more than a little worried in hindsigh... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Voyeur  |  Views: 2879  |  
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THE PHOTO SHOOT WITH A MARRIED WOMAN

MARRIED WOMAN AND THE PHOTO SHOOT

My name is Jane and I have been married to my husband John for over 20 years,
And life is so good,
My husband and I have a great relationship and the sex is always so good we have over many years found different ways to spice up our sex life,

I currently work park time in a hotel as a receptionist but many years ago I was a model for a major catalog company and have always maintained my figure and looks,
My husband always says that I still look good as I did 20 years ago when we got married,

I think the years have been kind to me and I always make ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2879  |  
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Stacey's Mom

(Step-mom teases voyer step-son)

Carmen was in the den, sitting on the couch with a knee tucked under her chin and her foot propped on the coffee table, applying polish to her toenails. She was wearing a short-waisted, loosely knitted cover-up jacket that revealed dots and dashes of a tiny, neon-orange bikini top. Except for the presence of a thin thong waistband, a profile view of her bare, toned thigh and rounded, firm buttock would give the impression she was nude from the waist down. While she concentrated on her work, a rush of wind swept up the canyon and infiltrated the privacy scree... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2874  |  
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Calm down,its only a penis!

The noise didn't fit! Arriving home I entered our house and stopped to listen. The sound of the woman was familiar yet wrong. What I mean is, the orgasm sounds was that of my wife,but it was accompanied by sobs yet not distressing sobs. - "You fucking shit,your cums right up inside me you idiot!"

Now that was my wife in orgasm,but the sob bit was out of place! - Do I charge in and destroy the cock that was in her? - Who is in her? I am inclined to always ascertain what's going on before - metaphorically speaking - killing the person found to be at fault. At the same tim... Continue»
Posted by faheem1986 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2872  |  
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