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The Sexual Awakening

I found myself standing in front of my bedroom window watching the first sliver of Dawn break on the horizon. Like clockwork the door slowly opened, "Wakey Wakey my Angel." my mother said sliding in with a tray of breakfast. "Oh you're up already...oh well Happy Birthday." she said handing me the tray. "Chocolate Chip Pancakes with sausage and pure Maple syrup..." "And a tall glass of milk to wash it down...thanks ma." I said taking a sip. "That's not all." she said reaching into her pocket. "I promised your father I'd give this to you when you were old enough." she said handing me a small box... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2479  |  
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Sex with Mom and Her Friend

My mom called me down to the living room where she and her girlfriend had been drinking wine all afternoon. Dad was away at my uncle's place for the weekend. "Hi Arun." Mom said. "You know Sarika, right?"

Sarika was an office administrator at the production house my mom worked in. She was only 32 to my mom's 45 years, but they got along like schoolgirls. Sarika was a very attractive with full breasts that I had to resist looking at, especially the way they were currently outlined by her tight blouse. My mom's weren't that bad either, I figured, briefly comparing them. While my mom was a
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Posted by bava12 1 month ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2461  |  
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Sandwiches




There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his b*****r, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older b*****r is on top...so one night the big b*****r comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun....he says to her.."My lil b*****r is asl**p, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position."

So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato." eventually she begins to yell "LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO" finally the Little Johnny wak... Continue»
Posted by papa61 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2456  |  
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Nightmare turns in to a dream come true

The following account happened a few years ago, some details have been changed to preserve anonymity.
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We arrived in the London hotel late in the evening. It had been a long coach journey down from Scotland and everyone was tired. There was a large group of us down for a college outing and it would be an early start the next morning. To save costs there would be two persons sharing a room (but in separate beds) and there wasn't supposed to be any mixed sex sharing.

The way the numbers f... Continue»
Posted by red_elephant 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2453  |  
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Charlie


Charlie's uncle helps her to her first orgasm and then Charlie wants to include her best friend in the wonderful discovery. (Mgg, ped, 1st, inc)

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Charlie was my favourite. As we got to know each other through her growing years, she became more affectionate: she would run up and hug me when I arrived at her house. She had a husky voice and a beautiful, innocent peasant face. Her mother thought her a tomboy and an unruly c***d; I thought she was alive and fun.

We went for a long f****y walk in the local beech woods. Charlie walked and talked with me, sometimes holding my hand. When... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2444  |  
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Neighbors

(Peeping on the neighbor girls leads to much more)

Part 1 – The Trespass

It was a smoldering summer morning, normal for Phoenix, when I chose to climb the wooden, six-foot-tall fence separating our backyard from our neighbor's, to retrieve the basketball that had inadvertently bounced into their yard the previous day. I absolutely hated going over to a neighbor's house, knocking on the door, and requesting something I'd lost in their yard. Looking back, I have no idea why I felt that way. When I was eighteen it just seemed infinitely easier to climb the fence, toss the ball back over, an... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2435  |  
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Circle Jerk

One summer when I was in high school, two of my friends - Frank and John - and me, Tim, used to go ‘camping.’ Now, we wouldn’t go very far away from home, we would gather our sl**ping bags and one guy had a large tent and we would go about 10 blocks from our neighborhood where there was a small wooded area.

We’d walk in far enough so that no one could see us from the street and set up camp.
Mostly it was an excuse to smoke and curse and tell dirty stories totally away from our parents.

We’d set up camp while it was still light: the tent could sl**p four and fairly comfortably but too... Continue»
Posted by trowe 10 months ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2432  |  
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Katie's Massage

(Husband sets up erotic massage for wife)

The following is a true story told basically as it happened. The names and place details have been slightly changed or left out for obvious privacy reasons. The events happened a little over 10 months ago. I've been prompted to write about them only because of events that have happened since that time. They will be the subjects of a follow up story, but to put them in context this story needed to be told first. I don't claim to be a writer, and if you're looking for a story about a gangbang in the first page, then don't read any further. If you're t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2425  |  
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Son loves father_3

"You're...you're...driving me...insane," I stuttered as excitement dripped from my engorged big clit.

Liberally, Daddy coated his fingers with lube from the bottle I had in my purse. "Alex, I want you to know this is going to hurt. But, once the pain subsides I think you'll found it quite enjoyable."

"A girl was made to be penetrated and I so want to be penetrated by you. Just get me really ready first," I replied. My voice was full of excited but mixed emotions.

Daddy slowly fought his middle finger past my sphincter and wormed it all the way into me as my face twisted into a grimace... Continue»
Posted by jennacybertar 2 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2425  |  
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Learning to masturbate was such fun

I was an early bloomer I guess you'd say, puberty came at the young age of 11 and my hormones ran wild. Every morning it seemed I would wake up with a boner. I would shower and pee after which my boner would go away. I wasn't yet sure what was happening as my body began to change, hair began to grow on my chest and pubic area. As the months passed I noticed that my dick was getting bigger and the boners became more frequent, sometimes when I least expected it. I would go swimming with some of my friends at the pool, we would talk about the pretty girls we saw as we played in the water. I soon ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2410  |  
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Billy 18 - Aunt Diane 49

by MisterReason


When Billy Jefferson's parents had to rush out of town to be at the side of his grandmother after she suffered a stroke, his mother's s****r Diane was called upon to keep an eye on Billy and the house until his parents could return.

It worked out well, because Billy was very fond of his Aunt Diane. Since her husband had divorced her several years ago, she had led a lonely life out in the sticks, so being called upon to help was a welcome break from the boring routine of her single life.

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Chapter One: Bad timing

Diane Shaver couldn't believe her luck, an... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2403  |  
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Swinging with my Sister

(MF, couples, swing, inc)

You'll remember when I wrote my last story I said that
it might be my last since fantasy had finally become
reality after I had sex with my younger s****r. Well,
she's gotten hooked on reading these stories and told me
that I should continue to send them and write about what
we're really doing.

It's been tough getting together much since last month
when we finally fucked. Her husband is always around and
he's a jealous guy too. s*s and I have managed a couple
of quickies these past two weeks, and last Sunday I got
a blow-job in the car while pa... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2408  |  
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Are You Gay? Answer to the Gay Debate


7 Signs you're Gay

You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will!
In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo!

Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it...
If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord!

1. You have thought or... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2408  |  
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I FUCKED MY BOSS ;)

Im a 23 year old guy when i was 18 working in a Pharamacy this happend like 5 years ago and this storie im gunna tell you i well never forget THIS WAS INSPIRED IN TRUE STORIE.

I been a Stockboy for 3 years in a Pharamacy store i wont say which one but its very popular.Anyways i have this Boss that i had my eye on for a very long time since ive been working in that place her name is Elaine she is very beautiful mexican middle age women about late 30's early 40's with a lovely spanish acccent,long curly firey hair,brown eyes,beautiful face,nice thick body with thick legs and huge do... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2396  |  
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Anyone Remember?

Last Summer, my friends and I were at a concert. It was crowded, yet, we managed to be at the front of the audience. Once the concert began you could feel the huge f***e of bodies behind us. People kept pushing into our backs and one could smell the sticky sweat of overheated bodies in the air. A tall man was standing behind me. I noticed his groin kept touching my bum as we all moved. At first, I thought it was perhaps an accident but after several times I knew his true intentions but I liked it. The barrier in front of us was around waist height, I leaned over it, arched my back and stuck ... Continue»
Posted by FoxyGirl24 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2385  |  
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SEX with my wife’s friend and her daughter


I was visiting them on my way to some other place. I decided to spend a day with them. Moreover Samir was away & she was alone with her daughter Rupa. After we entered the house & Rita went to make tea. Rupa was reading a book in one of the rooms & was wearing a black & white striped top [figure hugging] & matching skirt mid thigh level. [I like this dress a lot and she looks very pretty, beautiful, gorgeous and attractive in this dress – she knows this as I have told her this many times before & I think she was wearing this dr
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Posted by bava12 13 days ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2384

School Girl Bullies


I never really liked school, I'd have much rather spent my precious teen years partying all night and sl**ping all day, but I had no alternative...

I was quite popular, but due to various circumstances, one by one I lost my friends and ended up being on my own. I was always shy around meeting new friends though and none of the other k**s cared for me so I ended up feeling lonely and miserable.

One day, during the lunch time break, I had just ate my small packed lunch and headed off to the nearby field next to the playground to sit around watching the world go by.

"Psst... Psst, hey... Continue»
Posted by azid619 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2385  |  
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What does it mean

Okay, let me say to the many that might say what the fuck. And ask why I am posting this. Well I know that there are some that don't know everything so to "ABC" the sex words, (Just for the ones that don't have a clue. And the credit goes to the "sex dictionary"). >>> Please note some of the key words were left off for obvious reasons of course as some of them were very taboo. <<< Enjoy........

afterglow - n.
The good feeling experienced after sex, especially the feeling of a woman after an orgasm.

I screamed as we both climaxed, then he... Continue»
Posted by hairyseeker69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2382  |  
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Auntie Haley, s****r Lilly and my fucked up world.

"How are you going pencil dick, have you had a wank today" it was fun being woken from a great wet dream with those words from my s****r Lilly! We had developed a sort of love/hate relationship since the numerous encounters around the house this year.

I wasn't exactly sure where I stood with her, firstly she would be nice to me and then not so. Lilly had made it a habit of sneaking into my room late at night to administer my 'punishment' This started with an insult to which I would ignore to be followed by a hand reaching under my covers and grabbing my cock. She wa... Continue»
Posted by taboobeast 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2362  |  
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CFNM For Neighbor and Friend

This woman, Christina, who lived a few doors down from me in our apartments, didn’t have a car and she would ask me for rides all the time. I didn’t really mind it because she was really hot and each time I did take her somewhere I would wear short loose fitting shorts that would let my cock stick out of the short leg band. She would always look but would never say anything. Knowing that she was looking always gave me a hardon and instead of just hanging out of my shorts my cock would be sticking straight up out of them.



This one particular day I heard a knock at my door and when I peek... Continue»
Posted by robd1 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2353  |  
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