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Little Piggy Series (Crackle in the Cold Barn)

Warning:
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.


Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 6 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The big hips nurse.

This is the story of a young man by which we will refer to him as "Mr. Fernando," well, Mr. Fernando, a 25-year-old was in a hospital, had suffered a car accident, but mild, recuperating in hospital , Mr. fernando met a very special nurse, she referred to as "Heloiza" Heloiza was particularly special, as it was a very dedicated and loving with Mr. fernando nurse, was a woman much older than the young fernando, but what lamaba the young of this nurse's attention was her big hips, which so imagine, had a huge rear, tailor-made for the "Fernando" it was a crazy addict big back, especially if they... Continue»
Posted by fbbain90 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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MY UNEXPECTED SEX WITH MY NEW MAID

On that day, I was reading stories in iss in the morning and I listened sweeping sounds at the outside of my house. I was so horny by that time because of the stories effect. I understood that its my maid sweeping outside. I dont have any intentions on her upto then.As I read many maid stories, I wanna try my luck that day.

So, before she enter home I started acting as if am still sl**ping in my bedroom. My dick which is of 7 inches is in its 90° because of stories effect and can be seen through my shorts as there is no underwear inside. She came inside and started sweeping hall and then my... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Who Owned Me-2

"Ohhhh ... Please!" I whimpered, spreading my thighs and putting myself at the dog's mercy.

I didn't know what to expect. If he would bite me or simply smell my raw, uncovered sex and satisfy his curiosity. Whatever he would do, I knew I couldn't stop him. I felt helpless. The entire episode had happened so quickly that I felt overwhelmed by it. Everything between opening the bathroom door for the dog and finally surrendering as I opened my legs seemed like a blur. It had only taken a few seconds, half a minute perhaps, and I found myself completely dominated by the a****l somehow.

There... Continue»
Posted by stif266 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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the one time i get to be with a "10"...

everything you're about to read is true. names have been changed to protect the wicked, but this is a true, alcohol-fogged account of what really happened. believe as much or as little as you wish, but if you ever meet me i'll tell it exactly the same way because it really happened like this.
somewhere around my 30th birthday i moved to milwaukee, wisconsin. prior to that i had lived nearly my entire life about 100 miles south, in chicago. the 3 years i spent in milwaukee were filled with adventures of all kinds, and some of them involved me meeting and fucking a lot of women. some of them we... Continue»
Posted by myssterymann 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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A Crush on My Friend's Mom Ch. 1

(High school senior lusts for busty older babe)

When I was in high school, my best friend had a mom that every one of my friends drooled over. She was in her late 30's and was very attractive. She had blonde hair blue eyes and a huge set of tits. I had gone through her underwear drawer one time to find out that they were a D-cup. Most moms get heavy at this age but not her. She was never married and had no excuse to lie around and get fat. Being a doctor she kept very busy and ate very healthy. She raised Mike and his younger s****r very successfully with the help of her parents.

Do to t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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I My First Time As A Girl

My First Time I Had Sex With A Boy, I Was Dressed As A Girl.
The boy next door first noticed one Halloween back in 1971, My s****r helped dress up in one of her cheerleader uniforms. In the seventies I wore my hair shoulder length. Blue and gold. To hide my penis, (Not that it took much hiding) She put me in a tight panty girdle. The funny thing was, that my tiny testicles went right back up into a pocket just above the point where the penis came out. My s****r was just amazed and had never seen this and ask if it hurt? To me, I told her "in fact it felt a lot better, that they do that all t... Continue»
Posted by tammy195950 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My Housekeeper Gets Friendly

This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.

Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.

Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My addiction to DD

I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that ... Continue»
Posted by vulkanfiber 6 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Jake's Magic Remote XV - Cheats and Chumps

Guys, I just wanna say thank you so much for being such great readers. I love all your PMs and comments and suggestions. It's great knowing that you enjoy my work so much.
Sarah grinned up at her lover’s face. “You like that, don’t you?” she asked as she squeezed his cock between her breasts. “You like feeling my big tits around you.”
“Oh yeah baby,” Jerome replied, reaching for her breast.
Sarah slapped his hand away. “No touching,” she warned.
Jerome raised his hands and leaned back in his chair, watching her. Sarah kept eye contact as she slid down and took the head of his big bl... Continue»
Posted by WriterJim 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  
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TV Mechanic broke my husband’s trust on me!



I am Girija and am here on this site for the first time to make a true confession about my debauchery, after enduring 6 months of mental torment due to shame & guilt. I am 35 yrs old, married to Anantha who is 37. I am a South-Indian fair skinned woman. Men & women from my community are generally brilliant in academics; my husband & I are both Post-Graduates in Metallurgy & Science respectively.

Even at this age, I look very fair & attractive; I stand 5’9” tall, which is quite a good height for Indian women and my jet black
... Continue»
Posted by swathi2 8 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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British Sex

Last month hubby and I headed out of town to a swanky resort for a golfing getaway, only I spontaneously changed up the game plan a bit. While hubby took some practice shots out on the range I took my own shot at a British businessman in the hotel bar. One martini led to another, and next thing I knew that British bad boy had his hand up my skin tight little purple dress and into my white thong, flicking my clit with an expert touch as the bartender looked on with a knowing grin. I admit, it was a little embarrassing trying to hide my ecstasy as I came right there on the bar stool in broad day... Continue»
Posted by joemama10101 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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hot wife caught

One of my favorite past times is shopping. Big shock, I’m sure! What woman doesn’t love to drop a few bucks at the mall now and then? Sometimes it’s a shoe-shopping trip, because again, what woman has enough shoes in her closet? Certainly not me, though I must confess to storing a few dozen in my garage. Sometimes it’s a new little summer dress or a tight pair of naughty jeans that I’m in the market for. Kind of depends on whether or not I have an upcoming hot date!

Well, the other day I was wandering around the mall, sipping a raspberry latte, when I happened across Frederick’s of Hollywoo... Continue»
Posted by joemama10101 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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A Girl alone in Rome, with 4 large cocks.

A little message to you the readers.

I am a girl, a female, I have tits and a pussy, and I love porn. OK we have that tiny piece of gender out of the way. I like to try to please, and to those men I shall never meet, I want to seduce you with my words and dirty thoughts, just to show you we girls like a bit of fun too.

Admittedly we are the receivers, we let you put your cocks inside us and thrill to feel your seed try to impregnate us, it's a big gamble but it's a big part of the dominance theme, to allow a man to 'Bareback' you, and walk home feeling his semen run out of ... Continue»
Posted by Fridagirl 8 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Me and my Cougar, "RUSTY"

Me and my Cougar, “RUSTY”


I’d always wanted to have sex with an Older woman….and then it happened last week on a Friday.
I was walking home from school, taking a familiar route, down some back alleys towards my home – and there she was, walking towards me.
A 45 yrs old woman – Blonde, with full-yet-saggy breasts and hard, ¾ inch Nipples showing through her shirt . Bra-less.

It was weird because it was like, “Lust-at-first-sight” or something. We walked towards each other. We locked eyes. And we ... Continue»
Posted by markfayer 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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No longer a virgin...details of the following mont

See http://xhamster.com/user/querico44/posts/31230.html for the original story.

During the months following my 13th bday and the experience I had with Lisa my sitter popping my cherry, my Mom began to wonder why I always wanted her to call Lisa whenever I needed a sitter. She asked me why Lisa was my favorite and no one else would do. I tried to explain that Lisa was so good at entertaining me and she was always happy to play any of the games I liked with me. Mom said it was nice to know we were able to have so much fun together and that we got along so well, she must be a very good sitter ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Cure For Loneliness

by boy scout



Summer had hit full f***e, and with it that all-oppressing heat that seems to suck the life out of everything. At least, that’s the way I feel about this “lovely” place I call home. Phoenix has its moments, of course, but I’ve always been more interested in gentler, more loving climates. And that’s why my wife and I were so excited about our trip to Idaho. My s****r lived there with her husband and seven c***dren. Yes, you heard me right. She actually gave birth to seven c***dren. The oldest is twenty and the youngest had her eighth birthday a month ago. It still amazes m... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 5 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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