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encounter with a horny indian maid full version



In my late teen with no one home a guy will do what hes ment to do watch porn in the living room.
I use to njoy my porn with a little sound but never realised that, it was being heard by someone.
that someone was my maid.
Sheena name changed ( mid 30s was lean with long hair, always energitic and loud while talking,always smiling,she had figure that would turn anyone on, dusky black beauty)
But i never noticed so much ,as i never thaught about her , until this incident happend and i observed Sheena close and verryyy close ....

So i was watching my porn
(on my vhs film was carless..... Continue»
Posted by mosama 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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No longer a virgin...details of the following mont

See http://xhamster.com/user/querico44/posts/31230.html for the original story.

During the months following my 13th bday and the experience I had with Lisa my sitter popping my cherry, my Mom began to wonder why I always wanted her to call Lisa whenever I needed a sitter. She asked me why Lisa was my favorite and no one else would do. I tried to explain that Lisa was so good at entertaining me and she was always happy to play any of the games I liked with me. Mom said it was nice to know we were able to have so much fun together and that we got along so well, she must be a very good sitter ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Cure For Loneliness

by boy scout



Summer had hit full f***e, and with it that all-oppressing heat that seems to suck the life out of everything. At least, that’s the way I feel about this “lovely” place I call home. Phoenix has its moments, of course, but I’ve always been more interested in gentler, more loving climates. And that’s why my wife and I were so excited about our trip to Idaho. My s****r lived there with her husband and seven c***dren. Yes, you heard me right. She actually gave birth to seven c***dren. The oldest is twenty and the youngest had her eighth birthday a month ago. It still amazes m... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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First time cheating and getting deep-throated

My names james, im in my early twenties and i figured id tell contribute a story of mine =)

This story is TRUE

I was 17 year old. I had been with a few girls, and gotten my share of blowjobs from the girls at the catholic school i attended.
One of the last girls i had been with my junior year, this girl christina, her mother had gotten remarried at the beginning of the school year, and her new father and steps****rs would be moving in and starting at our school.

Christina was a total babe in highschool. Petite latina girl with long brown hair, about 5'4" 125 athletic bui... Continue»
Posted by jedimindtrickery 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Mom Seduced Son When He Came Home And Went To Take



This a real incident happened to me in last year. I am Naresh ( name changed ) I live in banglore with my parents. My mom name is vasundhara ( name changed ) she is around 40. When I was c***d my mom used to bath me regularlty but this habit was gone when I became adult.

One day I went for hair dress when I came come no one was there only me and mom where there. After entering home I started going towards bath room suddenly mom called my name and told that you w
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Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Wife's pay back



Me and Craig had bin together for almost 22 years, he was all I'd known he was my first love and probably always will be.. he was the first person I'd slept with and I was hoping the last. We had 3 gorgeous girls a house and everything I wanted they were all I needed.. but I was I out one night with a mate and seen some girl I'd not seen in a while she came up and asked how I was doin and wat I'd bin up to.. I'm fine chick not bad at all. How's you and ur k**s? Yea all fine thanks then she said something totally out the blue.. how u and Craig after his affair?? Eh? Wat? Wat affair wat u me... Continue»
Posted by Howie2069 11 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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honeymoon

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
Posted by bluechaser31 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Sexy Asian Housewife.

When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
Posted by tatsu403 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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I fucked a MILF in a wheelchair

I was a grad student at Valdosta State University a few years ago and I used to see a M.I.L.F. in a wheelchair that was mid 40ish and very good looking. She had a really nice rack on her! I made a point of running into her a number of times around campus so I could talk to her. I discovered she worked for VSU and was not a student. She was divorced and had k**s grown and out of the house. I told her I liked to hang out at Bungelow's, a local college bar, and sure enough one night I saw her come in. I invited her to sit with me and I bought her a few jack and cokes and before long she was a bit... Continue»
Posted by DostaDude 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Day I Became a Sex Slave


My name is Emma and this is the story of how I became a sex slave. I was to be turning thirteen in another 4 months. I have three older triplet b*****rs that are 17 years old. Also my mom and dad are very strict. If we don’t do our chores or get in trouble at school then they would spank us. It was always very humiliating because if we did something wrong then everyone, even guests would be gathered in the living room and whichever one of us was to be disciplined would roll two dice and the results of the roll will determine how many times each person in the room spanked you. Also everyone h... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My Virginity

I gave Gina another night of unbridled sex just to keep her quiet, during the lull while she tried to regain her breath and composure, she asked me about my virginity and how I lost it, she didn’t think it was with Maria and I had to agree, I told her about Mrs Harris, our neighbour when I lived at home with my parents, she was a friend to my mother and father, she was in her early thirties, my mother was quite a bit older but they got on well, she had three c***dren, two girls and a boy, she was quite a big woman in every way and as I found out later, very rarely wore any underwear so her vo... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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s****r Swap Was Proved To Be A Much More Fun Than



This is Rehan today m going to narrate a story about how I manage to fuck my friend’s s****r and how my s****r was fucked by him. First of all me 18 years old medium built fair complexion then my s****r Shipra Malik 21 year old DU student slim built but bulging boobs and ass. My friend Saksham and her s****r Priyanka they both were like me and my s****r with darker complexion but still I love his s****r we all live in same area of Delhi.

Then began like this; one day me and Saksham studying together during exams. While talki
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Posted by bava12 5 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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My Cheating Mother 2

My Mom has been getting a lot of attention from 3 of my step dad's friends lately since I moved out of her house, so last week my mom threw my 21 year old s****r a BBQ and my step dad invited his 3 friends to come to my s****rs BBQ party. so my step dad left to the store to get some more charcoal for the BBQ fire wile my mom stayed behind to be the host of the party, my mom was wearing her infamous booty shorts during that hot summer day and I noticed my 3 step dad's friends staring at my moms ass as she bent over to to get them some beers from in the cooler (flirtation mode was on since my st... Continue»
Posted by bigassfuckerfrost990 7 days ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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kirans first time

I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Tiger's Tale




My name is Tiger. I'm a ten year old male cat. Erin is my 18 year old human pet. You can see our pictures above. I'm the good-looking one. If you want a bigger picture of me to print out and frame, then here is the link xhamster.com/photos/view/339950-5156795.html

When i was a kitten, my mom ran off with some tomcat and left me to fend for myself. One day i was walking home to my alley when i came across Erin. She was selling lemonade on the sidewalk. Erin won ... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Cumming in class

One summer for about a month before classes were to start, I was having sex between 6 to 7 times a day with three different girls. None of the girls knew about each other, TILL the day after school started. After they found out about each other, I was cut off and didn’t have sex, and boy did I have blue balls.

About a week after the girls found out about each other I fell asl**p in class and started having a dream about one of the girls giving me a blow job. All of a sudden my friend who was sitting besides me nudged me awake, and I awoke just at the boundary of the point of no return. I tr... Continue»
Posted by male29714 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Lusty Delivery Girl

-CHAPTER 1: Betty
Anyone who has lived far away from the bright lights and seduction of metropolitan cities will sympathize with the story I am about to tell you.

Growing up on a farm is by no means glamorious. Long days of work, little entertainment, and crippling mundane boredom. Our is a small village of rolling green hills far from any main town. Internet? Porno magazines? Forget about it.

Recently, many k**s my age have gone off to the city to find excitement. A few others stay behind. I, unfortunately, was one of those that had to stay behind to help with my f****y's farm.

Th... Continue»
Posted by coldrocket 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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