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Vi träffades nere i stan en vårdag..vi kramades och gav oss en het kyss..vi gick till ett kaffe och beställde kaffe med bulle..
Jag satt sidan om dig..tog min hand och smekte utanför dina byxor..den reagerade snabbt..jag log..
Du sa att den hade längtat efter mina smekningar...då viskade jag till dig att jag inte hade några trosor på mig..
Du flämtade och sa..du då åker vi bums hem...men jag svarade..nää det gör vi inte och började smeka dig igen..jag log..
Du tog din hand under min kjol och vandrade uppåt och jag stretade så du kunde känna hur våt jag var...
Du viskade i mitt öra..Mmm..d... Continue»
Posted by Christel60 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2813  |  
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One day at work.

A true story.
I work in a large factory, i try to be friendly with everyone. When working the afternoon shift, there are cleaners that do the toilets, around teatime. One of female cleaners took a bit of a shine to me, a bit of flirting etc. I used to like talking to her whilst she was working, because she used to give me a flash down her top, you could tell she did it on purpose and she had big tits too.

After several weeks of verbal foreplay and tit flashing, i went to talk to her this particular day. She just blurted out...Do you want to fuck me... Me being the shy type just stood there... Continue»
Posted by andy5706 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2808  |  
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Gay and loving it

Carl is the type of black man that white women fantasize about having sex with. He's tall, muscular, very dark skinned, 36 years old with a shaved head and strong African features. I am a tall, slim 48 year old white guy who looks much younger than his age. I met Carl while playing on a local softball team. We quickly became friends and fell into the habit of spending Saturday nights together when neither of us had dates. He would come to my house and we would order pizza and drink beer.

One of those Saturday nights he showed up with a bottle of Jack Daniels which we promptly started to dri... Continue»
Posted by licucksocker 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Shemales  |  Views: 2807  |  
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Blackmailed

Vic lay on his bed, stretched out on his side, naked, his hard, throbbing cock in his hand. As he stroked himself harder and harder, faster and faster, his breathing growing hoarse and ragged, his gaze was locked inexorably upon the centerfold of the magazine before him.

Her name, according to the XXX magazine at any rate, was Honie and, despite the unusual spelling, Vic certainly thought that she was. Her body was lean and trim, smooth and petite, hairless and just lightly tanned. Her nipples were hard as she smiled coyly for the unimaginably lucky photographer who'd been privileged enough... Continue»
Posted by Elizabethann 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2809  |  
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Comforting the roommate

It's been a long, rainy, and all-around miserable week. Classes and part-time jobs have been running you into the ground, but it's Friday night now and you have the weekend off. Part of you wants to get out to some parties and meet some girls, but you are so exhausted you can't bring yourself to do more than collapse on the couch and watch some late-night movies.

You mentally chastise yourself for not going through the effort of going out to try and woo some of the other college juniors. You haven't had any sex since you and Gia split and that was several weeks ago. All the sexual frustrat... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2795  |  
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hot wife exppp

I've always been a very sexual person. My husband realized this and since then has encouraged me to continue to have fun as along as I let him know what I'm doing and even let him watch (smile) if he's around. I was very reluctant at first because I felt I was happy with my sex life.

One day when we were coming home from a friends wedding and staying over night in a hotel, we struck up a conversation in the hotel bar with a salesman, who happened to sell wine, yum. The guy seemed nice enough and was very funny. He was a much older man though, probably in his early 50s, a bit ... Continue»
Posted by helpme010 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2793  |  
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THE PHOTO SHOOT WITH A MARRIED WOMAN

MARRIED WOMAN AND THE PHOTO SHOOT

My name is Jane and I have been married to my husband John for over 20 years,
And life is so good,
My husband and I have a great relationship and the sex is always so good we have over many years found different ways to spice up our sex life,

I currently work park time in a hotel as a receptionist but many years ago I was a model for a major catalog company and have always maintained my figure and looks,
My husband always says that I still look good as I did 20 years ago when we got married,

I think the years have been kind to me and I always make ... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2790  |  
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Great threesome with two hotties...

The three of us stumbled through the front door of the house. It was myself, Sarah and Mika. We all arrived at Mika's house after long night of partying... Mika gave me the offer to spend the night, she had a futon couch that was she said was surprisingly comfortable to sl**p on despite being several years old.(Yeah right...No futon for me) Although I had a little to drink, I wasn't in too bad shape that I couldn't drive... I only lived about 15 minutes away... However I was tired as hell, and combine that with some alcohol, you might as well double your B.A.C. level, I may have to consider he... Continue»
Posted by elquicko 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2787  |  
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When GRANNY was a YOUNG WHORE


I am older now as you guys all know but when I was in grade school, I really didn't have any sexual experience at all and had really just discovered that touching my own under-developed clit felt good! I had seen a few old black and white pictures of naked women and men fucking that my dad had stashed in the closet but really nothing else and back then, there was ZERO nudity on cable TV or the movies at all.

I was really curious about sex and having only my own little clit to play with, I would get under my covers in the bed at night and play with myself. I learned a few things about d
... Continue»
Posted by GangBangGranny 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2784  |  
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aunty takes good care of me(part 2)

aunty betty gives me her towling robe to wear.no point in getting you back into clothes especially with those casts.i put the robe on.it has her perfume and body smell.chanel perfume .dont you just love that smell.she puts on a white t-shirt dress.throws a chain belt round the middle.am i in heaven or what?.she looks like a goddess.

she helps me to the kitchen and i sit on a counter chair.i watch as she prepares the salad.steak and salad .you need to keep your strength up for what i have in mind she giggles.not quite the way i had things planned.but we will make do.

i ask what she means... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2777  |  
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More Torture For My Step-b*****r


I was sitting in the black and white coloured living room of my new house with my best friend and roommate, Rayne. Holding a sort of small, very informal house warming party. Rayne was wearing her typical goth-styled clothes. A small black t-shirt with a darkly comic skull and crossbones on the front, and wearing tight black jeans with plenty of holes and rips in them along with her white sparkly belt. She was barefoot and had her hair shaved short at the back but with a cool looking long black fringe d****d over her very pretty face with wavy red dyed colours at the ends of it, and of cours... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 8 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2774  |  
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Wife as a Bet




I have been married to Kanchan for gone 10 years, 3 years after she started working as my secretary. It would be impossible to rule out that I hired her for her willingness to please and her fine athletic figure, therefore it didn't take long before I began to find out exactly how willing she really was.

I manage a law firm in Mumbai, quite a large place with my own office and Kanchan's desk just outside.
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 2 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2771  |  
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Carole’s hairy cunt and the massage

See the photos that go with this story at “Carole’s hairy cunt and the massage”

Since being with Keith (my husband) most of my sexual encounters have been with him in attendance and indeed filming the action or joining in.

However, some have occurred without him being there and Keith tolerates this as long as I tell him all the graphic details later and I let him act out the encounter afterwards. So a win, win for me!

One such occasion occurred a few years ago when we were at Cap d’Agde the French naturist resort.

I had suggested that I’d like a massage whilst we were on holiday a... Continue»
Posted by CaroleX 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2758  |  
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What would you do?

Okay, females, imagine you're a man. And men, you're men, you're just you. Okay, so you're outside taking a nice stroll in the park, all by yourself, there are two scenarios.

Scenario 1: A mysterious figure approaches you, you do not know her gender, nor who she is, she wants to take you home. You do end up in bed with her, you take off her clothes, and you notice, that it's a shemale (a man with boobs and a dick.)

Scenario 2: Yet again, another mysterious figure approaches you, again, you do not know who she is, she takes you home with him/her, and you end up in bed together, you take ... Continue»
Posted by KingOfAnalbeads 22 days ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales, Taboo  |  Views: 2760  |  
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enjoying the bride of another.

Passed a young girl who looked lost. I circled the block and picked her up. She tells me she ran away from home. Dad and mom would not let her be free. She just wanted out. I ask where she was going now? She had no idea. I took her to my house. I parked and got out, She looked at me.
Come with me, its ok. She walks in my home and looks worried. I look at her, I will fuck you but not by f***e. You will give it up freely or not at all. She smiled and started eating my cookies. I had her a soda and opened the frig. Eat what you like. She acted like a starved dog as my bar.
Where you from, n... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 10 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2752  |  
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I Fucked my neighbor ;)

Ok so today I had a really good day I'm driving from work and I see my neighbor smoking a cigarette outside I parked my car in the drive got out and waved at her across the street.Now this woman is in her early 40's shes in the thick side wearing track short with a white see through tanktop she looked alright with no makeup and her hair down I give her a 7 outta 10 which is still fuckable I walk to her asking how you doing Mrs.Diaz she says good I guess.I noticed something was bothering her and I asked if anything was wrong she said that her husband of 19 years spilt that after living with ea... Continue»
Posted by Guts3177 11 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2727  |  
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And Sister Came, Too


My girlfriend gives her s****r the ultimate birthday present... Me! (MFF, mast, oral, 1st, rom, threesome)

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It was a weekend we had been wishing for. Verity's parents had gone away to celebrate their wedding anniversary. We had been going out for about six months, and had a healthy, but secretive sex life. We were both 19, but neither of our parents approved of us having sex in the house, so a weekend together was something we had been hoping for, for a while.

It was a last minute decision by her parents to go. They booked on Wednesday evening, and where gone Friday lunchtime not... Continue»
Posted by jogj0308 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2731  |  
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The Coleman Pop-Up Camper Money Maker

Once Upon a time in a soutern backwood farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk. I grew up as most young ladies do minding my parents, and taking those sticky tractor rides with paw, as he plowed the fields, and planted his seeds in the tiny rows. It always put a smile on his face as well as mine to be such a special helper. Keeping the field weeded was always a chore.

Then the city over opened a water park, and of course they charged money. So my b*****r came up with the idea that he would have his firends cum over to the trailer after they got done doing their chores. ... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2717  |  
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My First Sexual Experience.

Well, i was s****teen, and she was just a bit younger at s**teen. We were very best friends, and i was over at her house at least once a week. She was the most beautiful girl in our grade, and I didn't ever think that we would be more than friends. Right before school was out for the summer that year, her mother unfortunately passed away. I was over at her house almost everyday to make sure she was ok.

One hot, summery day, I went as a routine to make sure she wasn't curled up on the couch with tears streaming down her face. She was home alone, and so I barged into her room, prepared to pla... Continue»
Posted by jonesingforcum 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2716  |  
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Suppose you whole body would fit inside her; BBW u

Big Girls Will Have Their Way!

This Story is based on what started as a Cartoon Fantasy Photograph, whose subject then turned very real.

This Cartoon Photo is one that you took of your gigantic girlfriend not long after you met her. It shows her using both her hands behind herself to bend over and show you her gigantic vaginal opening size by strongly pulling herself open to gape very very widely. Once you took the photograph, you and your girlfriend thought it was very funny, and then you captioned the top of that Photo to make it a mutual funny Cartoon Photo. You both would often look ... Continue»
Posted by greenworld 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2707  |  
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