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Village Nudists

Hi… I’m Siddhartha. I am now going to describe my experiences I had in my
aunts village. It’s a really small village with only two buses
travelling through it daily. My aunt’s f****y stays there. She is my
dad’s s****r. She was given married to a poor farmer in that village. We
are now well developed and grown rich, whereas they were as is. My uncle
works as a plumber in city nearby and the rest of the f****y stay in that
village.

The f****y consists of Aunt, Uncle, four daughters. Three of them were
elder than me and only one was younger than me. I often visit their
village along... Continue»
Posted by badboy4sex 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2964  |  
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The After Party

No name metal band concert, some vodka, three chicks and a guy – this was our regular way of spending Friday nights. We were there for a friend, the guitarist but after a couple of drinks the main idea became kissing each other and getting more free drinks. The guy was completely left aside. I, personnaly was totally charmed by Dennise’s soft lips and her pointy nipples that you could’ve easly guess through the shirt. Her shiny orange hair was making her easy to target in that bar so I couldn’t take my eyes off her anymore. She HAD to be mine!
We cuddle in the bathroom, we cuddle in the bar ... Continue»
Posted by HerbaAlice 3 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2952  |  
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funny but sexy!!!

This is a true story I swear it and I hope the lady in question doesn't read this that is why I shall not put any names. You guys know me from my videos with Aspen by the name Dr. Sleeze/Bothced. I was introduced to this lady and yes she was of legal age, 29 I think. Before me she had only dated African American men but for some reason we clicked and she had part of my dark weird humor in her but we got together at her apartment and before we even took our clothes off she started telling me all this crap about why before me she had only dated black men and the last one she said had a big peni... Continue»
Posted by amatuerdrandpimp 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2939

How I Fucked My s****r-In-Law

Hello guys and girls. Myself Rishi (20 yrs) from luck now. I am a student. I am here to narrate the first & till now last encounter of my life. I hope U guys like the whole encounter .It was summer vacation. I was alone at home since everyone from my f****y had gone to native place. My mom requested our neighbor Sandhya to give me food for those 15 days.

Sandhya was a very good lady; by nature as well as by looks. She was just 25 years of age and looks stunning even after 1 year of his marriage. She was damn hot & sexy. Her smile is the most pleasant thing of his beauty. She came to live in... Continue»
Posted by harryhunk 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2934  |  
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A Big One

I lead a pretty mundane life, or at least I did until last week when I had an experience that changed my life.

I'm a digital photo editor and web designer, and for the last few years, I have worked in the adult industry, making web sites and taking/retouching photos for adult entertainment clients. Most of my friends bust my balls and ask questions about my work on a regular basis, "I bet you get laid all the time, taking pictures of naked chicks.” or "Does your dick get hard when taking pictures of chicks?" or "Do I get turned on when a guy pops a boner during a shoot?" etc. In fact, nothi... Continue»
Posted by ndamood4sum 26 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2925  |  
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Doing Mrs. Pierce

(I was f***ed to help the girls' injured coach)

Mrs. Pierce was a real piece of work. That's all there was to it. She was the girls' softball coach and the reason they had been the most winning team in county history but that didn't change the fact that she was a real bitch. All the girls hated Mrs. Pierce, partly because of her nasty temper but mostly because of her cutting, condescending remarks but each member of the team played their very best to avoid becoming the target of her ridicule.

The girls weren't the only ones scared of Mrs. Pierce; us guys were afraid of her too. Nobody wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2916  |  
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sex story

10:00pm im laying in my bed because i just had sex with my man but im mad because he didnt let me cum. So i get up and go in the living room to look at nasty movies on the notebook laptop. Im browsing on pornhub.com when i come across sexy milf geting pussy creampie. i watch it over and over again. i was so horny that when i was ready to go up stairs my legs buckled. i woke daddy up and instantly he knew what i wanted. he threw me on the bed from behind pushing his dick towards my pussy so deep from behind i started cumn. Now ladied i kinow it might sound but yes i came from behind and it felt... Continue»
Posted by neekah68 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2911  |  
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Charlotte and her friends little sister

I did not write this story

After a night out I stayed over at my friends sl**ping in the spare room. In the morning my friend had work and left without waking me but she told me the night before she had work and I could stay until she got home again.

Waking up in the morning I felt groggy and tired but one thing I did notice was I woke up with morning glory, I was rock solid and made a huge tent of the quilt. I needed to sort this out. I slid my hand down into my panties where it was stretching them and slid them off allowing my cock to grow to it's full size, I was so horny and instant... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 5 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 2907  |  
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My Haitian nurse care taker after my accident

I had a cast on one leg and one arm, the other arm in a sling. I had a rack tied to my back and I laid in bed for almost two months. An off road dune buddy accident nearly killed me.
My f****y could not care for me and I did not want my mom doing it any way. So we found a part time worker at the Hospital to come into our home. She lived in my room the entire time taking care of me. The degrading shit on a bed pan and have her wash my ass. the pee in a urinal and have her hold it, shake it after. She gave me a bath every morning after the f****y left. For a sixteen year old teen, it was not h... Continue»
Posted by hardnutjr 16 days ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2877  |  
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Small dick laughed at by 2 nurses

A friend of mine is a doctor and as part of her training she did a stint in the sexual health wing of the hospital she was working in. She is a very game girl constantly regaling us with tales of funny medical incidents. She told me about games she and her colleagues played to keep themselves amused and spirits high while working in quite a gritty environment.

She said they had a hilarious time asking really intimate questions because people would answer 100% honestly (very eye opening she said).. other guys would treat it like counselling and the moment the door shut on the examination r... Continue»
Posted by peteash 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2871  |  
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Calm down,its only a penis!

The noise didn't fit! Arriving home I entered our house and stopped to listen. The sound of the woman was familiar yet wrong. What I mean is, the orgasm sounds was that of my wife,but it was accompanied by sobs yet not distressing sobs. - "You fucking shit,your cums right up inside me you idiot!"

Now that was my wife in orgasm,but the sob bit was out of place! - Do I charge in and destroy the cock that was in her? - Who is in her? I am inclined to always ascertain what's going on before - metaphorically speaking - killing the person found to be at fault. At the same tim... Continue»
Posted by faheem1986 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2866  |  
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A GLORY HOLE AT THE PEEP SHOW



On a night out with friends a few years ago Maxx and I found ourselves in Time Square in New York City. If you have never been there, the flashing billboards are amazing lights flashing here and there... The people rush from place to place with all the assortment of tourists from every country and culture one can imagine. If you stand still and just watch, the world will walk past you. It’s a wonderful place to be a Watcher!!! But I digress for my main story.
Being in Manhattan with friends that were there for there first visit they wanted to see and
... Continue»
Posted by WatchinUplay 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2863  |  
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Stacey's Mom

(Step-mom teases voyer step-son)

Carmen was in the den, sitting on the couch with a knee tucked under her chin and her foot propped on the coffee table, applying polish to her toenails. She was wearing a short-waisted, loosely knitted cover-up jacket that revealed dots and dashes of a tiny, neon-orange bikini top. Except for the presence of a thin thong waistband, a profile view of her bare, toned thigh and rounded, firm buttock would give the impression she was nude from the waist down. While she concentrated on her work, a rush of wind swept up the canyon and infiltrated the privacy scree... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2857  |  
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Blackmailed

Vic lay on his bed, stretched out on his side, naked, his hard, throbbing cock in his hand. As he stroked himself harder and harder, faster and faster, his breathing growing hoarse and ragged, his gaze was locked inexorably upon the centerfold of the magazine before him.

Her name, according to the XXX magazine at any rate, was Honie and, despite the unusual spelling, Vic certainly thought that she was. Her body was lean and trim, smooth and petite, hairless and just lightly tanned. Her nipples were hard as she smiled coyly for the unimaginably lucky photographer who'd been privileged enough... Continue»
Posted by Elizabethann 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2850  |  
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Getting Close to Her Best Friend

I'm not a writer, and have never done a story like this before. This story is 99% true and took place a few weeks ago after a work function. I thought I would really enjoy recording what happened, and if everyone enjoys it, maybe i'll write more one day. My girlfriend Courtney and I work together, and she invited her best friend Jessica to attend the party. There was an open bar for several hours and we were all taking full advantage, although Courtney more so. Courtney and Jessica have been best friends for years and we hang out a lot. And the best part, is that when the stars occasiona... Continue»
Posted by steveagent 12 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2849  |  
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The Businessman



The Businessman

by SpectreOfHell

Even the most moral man can sometimes face a situation in which all that he believes about himself can be cast aside, allowing him to engage in the type of behavior he thought restricted to more profane people. That was the lesson Kyle Richardson learned on the day he interviewed for a replacement secretary. He wanted to believe there existed no situation that would have made him do what he did, and looking back on it he could find many factors that contributed to his lapse in moral judgment. His business was failing, he had just caught his wife ha... Continue»
Posted by Spectreofhell 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2844  |  
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Study Break to Fuck a d***k Slut

This incident happened during my first year in college. It was a Thursday night, which meant that most people at my state school were out partying, drinking, and having a good time. Unfortunately, I had to take an exam the next day, so I was stuck in my dorm, studying.

I was busy reading in my floor's common room until well after midnight, when all the students eventually returned from their nights of debauchery at one of the campus frat houses or wherever they had been. Most of them were, of course, d***k off their asses. They were stumbling back to their rooms either singing too loudly, l... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2843  |  
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Typical Teenager

I have always had a great relationship with my Nephew “tubs” his real name is Shaun and I think I am the only person who has a nickname for him which is not directly connected with his almost luminous ginger hair, which he hates.
Susan my girlfriend has not the same soft spot for tubs as his typical hyper-active teenage antics and cheek get right on her nerves and since he has turned thirteen he seems to have developed an unhealthy obsession with Susan’s underwear. She caught him raking through the washing basket and laying out her thongs and bras for close inspection, he thought she was on t... Continue»
Posted by award6 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2842  |  
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Jessica's wild naked night

Ok so im new to this whole story thing so send me feedback thanx.

Ok so it was dec. 16 2011. I had just moved in to my new house so it was empty besides my bed in my room nd a table n the kitchen nd sum chairs.

So as it being my new house i decided to have a little kickback (mini party). It was me and my girlfriend Jessica and my three good friends Tom, Pat, and Jas. So all five of us were in the kitchen playing kings cup. We wer on our 3rd game and Jessica was pretty wasted by then and couldnt hang with us so she decided to go up stairs and take a shower and laydown.

So mean wyle my... Continue»
Posted by jp_marie 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2842  |  
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First Time Sex of a teenage indian with her aunt

Touched 40 now but still remember the incident which happened when I was still a teen. It was a normal summer day in Ahmedabad. After a hard day at school I threw my bag at the bed and headed towards bathroom. It was a bright sunny day and I just stepped into nearest bathroom. I heard water and then as my eyes adjusted to the inside dimness, I saw my aunt staring at me, as she stood naked and soapy under the shower. She gasped in shock. I stared at her and felt my shorts tent as I saw her large breasts and bushy pussy... She burst out laughing as I turned around and ran out. It was the first t... Continue»
Posted by Benjasex 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2841  |  
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