Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 13
It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
me and ann had been married at the age of 18 and where now both 32 and we had experimented and loved to set up scenarios with people we knew and had fantasised off fucking
this night we had been clubbing and invited two couples and a girl we knew back to ours outside i met an old workmate and his mate and he asked if they could come back ann said yes wispering to me my mate allan was sexy even though he was about fifty i told her he had been to a swingers club liz fell out with john and he vanished as liz said he was probably away with some tart as i said to her never as she was so sexy she ... Continue»
Ellie woke up early, stretched and ran both hands down her young naked body, wondering why she felt different inside. Curses – still no breasts yet, but her hard little nipples felt stronger today – more responsive to the occasional tweak as her right hand continued downwards towards her belly.
Oh yes, it was coming back now – last night she had lost her virginity. That was why she was in Kit’s bedroom, waking up in Kit’s bed, with the little tramp curled up asl33p next to her. Her best friend from junior school had the most delicious dark brown skin on the outside and a gorgeous deep pink c... Continue»
Let’s just start by saying my wife Linda had a very busy Sunday night. Yes, she is a Bronco’s fan and made a bet with me and it wasn’t for money. You see my little 5 feet 2 inch petite doll has the nicest ass I have ever seen, and I love to stick my eight inches right between her ass crack. The trouble is she only takes it up the ass about once a year, the rest of the time it is straight vaginal sex with some fairly good blow jobs thrown in for good measure. So, our Super Bowl bet was unique, whoever’s team was ahead at half time got their pick of our private half time entertainment. Linda kne... Continue»
Friends: Deleted Scenes - Just One More Time
Ross and Rachel cuddled on the couch, one late evening, watching the last part of a classic movie. The door to Monica's bedroom opened and she walked through the otherwise empty apartment, to the bathroom.
"Getting ready for bed, Mon?" Rachel asked.
"Yeah, I'm gonna take a nice hot shower. Y'know, work out the kinks of the day," she said.
Ross' eyes followed her, and saw that she was wearing a silk robe. It was red, with black satin lapels, and matching black trim on the breast and hip pockets. It looked very much like a long feminine ve... Continue»
Since the early days of my youth as a teen I have had a fetish for sucking cocks. Whenever my friends would come over to visit we would go downstairs to the playroom and sit around looking through the stash of porn magazines I had hidden away. Mostly it was the normal guy and girl stuff but I also had a few gay magazines. My buddies and I would look through the pictures and get so horny, as all young boys do. Our young cocks were easily aroused and we didn't hesitate to strip off our pants and jerk off together. One afternoon while my friend Tom was visiting we sat looking at the pictures for ... Continue»
My best mate Steve has been separated from his ex for 2 years now and after 18 years marriage is really struggling with the loneliness and no f****y life. My wife Jen and I have tried to keep Steve involved with social activities but it is different without a partner.
Last Friday all of my k**s were out for the weekend and Jen and I decided to hit the Casino in Melbourne which is a rare treat for us, so we called the hotel, got a room, packed an overnight bag and headed into town. I gave Steve a call and asked if he wanted to meet us there and chill out. He was happy to do that rather than ... Continue»
This Was Originally A Commercial Some Years Ago. Very Funny!
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.
My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' s****r called and ... Continue»
I was at a party with a big group of guy friends and girl friends. My girl friend came with me. I am a shy guy, but We ended up all playing a game of dares with one rule. The dares had to be done, no backing out. I didn't like the idea but after an hour of funny and daft things, drinking games and stuff things became a little spicy.
Firstly the guys were dared to reduce themselves to boxer shorts only which the girls loved. I kept catching my GF staring at this other guys cock bulge which was clearly large, extra large. My GF was dared to kiss one of the guys which I didnt like the idea of,... Continue»
Hi all this is my first story so please leave comments.
First of all this is and 100% true story as all of mine will be.
This all started to give you some back ground in and place called Ocean City Maryland.
I was on vacation with my mother at the beach on 32nd street right ocean front with and great balcony view of the girls sun bathing ahhh yes.
At this time I am and teenager myself and so is the young lady in this story. I met some other guys the same age as me and we all had and laugh looking at the bades sunning with there sun tanned perfect shaped tans.
One of the guys said to... Continue»
This is a story about Ben, my 3 year old German Sheppard/Cross, Mostly Cross, and me. I
got him as a puppy before I married Lee.<p>
I'm a 24 year old woman, and for the past 2 years, married to Lee, a wonderful man who is 2
years older than me. I had known him from high school. He is a truck driver and owns a couple
of trucks that cause him to to be gone for anywhere between a week and a
month at a time. I asked him to put a driver in to the second truck too, but he insisted we
couldn't afford it and he felt better taking care of the new truck him self rather than a careless driver.... Continue»
Saturday morning and my phone rings. I look over to see who it was and it’s my s****r Quisha most likely wanting me to do something. Last week it was fix her pipes, the week before that fix the TV, not to mention she had her fine ass friend Alexandria over. But she couldn’t fix her lips to help me out and put in a word with her. I, Ramon, the helpful big b*****r was to the rescue. This time I said to myself that I wasn’t about to do shit. I let the call go to voicemail the first time. Then her worrisome ass had the audacity to call again. My guess is that she wasn’t gonna let me sl**p until I ... Continue»
One morning recently I was up before my hubby Jason who had pulled an all-nighter editing a hot new video we had just shot the night before. I was still feeling a little frisky from that shoot even though I’d been used every which way by a strong well hung military man (my contribution to the war effort). While hubby slept in I intended to make some coffee and perhaps sext with a hot BBC I’d met on Yahoo. But my morning plan was foiled by an empty coffee can. No caffeine buzz makes me a very cranky slut. My empty cupboard meant a trip to our local coffee house where the beans are roasted dark ... Continue»
YOU CAN LOOK AND I WILL SAY WHEN YOU CAN TOUCH
Hi my name is William and I’m 16 years of age I live with my mom,
I prefer to be called Billy instead of William so that’s me,
We live in a nice part of town and have a nice house my Mom works and so does my dad, as an only c***d I get to be on my own a lot and so you could say I’m a bit of a loner at times,
I do not have a girlfriend but I do have some mates that I sometimes go around with and we do a lot of sports together at school so do not have much time for girls,
It all started when I got home from school one day and I noticed... Continue»
Hi… I’m Siddhartha. I am now going to describe my experiences I had in my
aunts village. Itâ€™s a really small village with only two buses
travelling through it daily. My aunt’s f****y stays there. She is my
dad’s s****r. She was given married to a poor farmer in that village. We
are now well developed and grown rich, whereas they were as is. My uncle
works as a plumber in city nearby and the rest of the f****y stay in that
The f****y consists of Aunt, Uncle, four daughters. Three of them were
elder than me and only one was younger than me. I often visit their
village along... Continue»
This is a true story I swear it and I hope the lady in question doesn't read this that is why I shall not put any names. You guys know me from my videos with Aspen by the name Dr. Sleeze/Bothced. I was introduced to this lady and yes she was of legal age, 29 I think. Before me she had only dated African American men but for some reason we clicked and she had part of my dark weird humor in her but we got together at her apartment and before we even took our clothes off she started telling me all this crap about why before me she had only dated black men and the last one she said had a big peni... Continue»
Hello guys and girls. Myself Rishi (20 yrs) from luck now. I am a student. I am here to narrate the first & till now last encounter of my life. I hope U guys like the whole encounter .It was summer vacation. I was alone at home since everyone from my f****y had gone to native place. My mom requested our neighbor Sandhya to give me food for those 15 days.
Sandhya was a very good lady; by nature as well as by looks. She was just 25 years of age and looks stunning even after 1 year of his marriage. She was damn hot & sexy. Her smile is the most pleasant thing of his beauty. She came to live in... Continue»
10:00pm im laying in my bed because i just had sex with my man but im mad because he didnt let me cum. So i get up and go in the living room to look at nasty movies on the notebook laptop. Im browsing on pornhub.com when i come across sexy milf geting pussy creampie. i watch it over and over again. i was so horny that when i was ready to go up stairs my legs buckled. i woke daddy up and instantly he knew what i wanted. he threw me on the bed from behind pushing his dick towards my pussy so deep from behind i started cumn. Now ladied i kinow it might sound but yes i came from behind and it felt... Continue»
I did not write this story
After a night out I stayed over at my friends sl**ping in the spare room. In the morning my friend had work and left without waking me but she told me the night before she had work and I could stay until she got home again.
Waking up in the morning I felt groggy and tired but one thing I did notice was I woke up with morning glory, I was rock solid and made a huge tent of the quilt. I needed to sort this out. I slid my hand down into my panties where it was stretching them and slid them off allowing my cock to grow to it's full size, I was so horny and instant... Continue»
Since i can remember i always had the thought of "i'll wait till i was married to have sex so it's special" even when i'm not religious, However i got to the age of 18 when i realized that all my friends were having sex and i was kinda left out... so i decided i was going to go for it. Now this story is not a romantic, or a passionate one... trust me; this is anything but romance.
So at the time of this incident i was living with my friend Tom who lived with his dad in a flat on a estate in Hull called Bransholme. It was just me, tom and his dad and elle; tom's girlfriend would visit often.... Continue»