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This story has Dom/Sub, Wife sharing, Brutal Anal, F2M Oral, male creampie cleaning, Alc., Humiliation, and Nascar. If you’re trying to quit watching cars drive in a circle, PLEASE STOP HERE.
One thing that us Southern backwoods inbred, white trash trailer rednecks are known for it Nascar. Now add some friends, Alcohol, and me, a dutiful wife, and you got yourself a good time! Cum see how I pleased my hubbies desires. Don't forget the shine.
Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community, lived poor uneducated folk, I was one... Continue»
Another Reprise from the stories I posted as Handsomepeter47
Annual Doctor Exam
I live 50 miles from the city where my doctor has his office. Yesterday was to be my annual exam. I always like to be early in the office so arrived there at 8:00 a.m. When I was called by the nurse to follow her to the examination room, I had to silently curse the daily Cialis I had been taking because her ass was so nice. I thought about other things though and was only semi-erect when she asked me to be seated.
She asked me about my medications, asking if I still took each one and if I had any over the coun... Continue»
I wanted to give a blanket answer since I get so many requests for it. Look, guys, I love that everyone finds me attractive. Thank you all so much. I'll continue to post body shots but the reason I won't show my face is the same reason I can't post any video of me doing anything (damn it!). See, I know my dad has an account here. When I went home for Christmas last year I was fooling around in his office (looking for cigars actually) and I started checking out his computer. You know, being a snoop. Well, I saw this site in his history. I even clicked on his profile. I w... Continue»
Pete and I hardly spoke on the long walk to the cabin other than to remark on the occasional wildlife we saw on the way. Both of us were lost in thought about what we had done that morning, and maybe thinking of what was to come. I can't speak for Pete, but I was getting aroused thinking about it.
We finally made the cabin, stowed our gear, and talked about what to do next. "Let's go skinny dippin'", Pete said with a grin. "That was a long walk and it's hot." I agreed, and as we walked toward the swimmin hole said, "I need to pee first.&... Continue»
When I woke up I was laying flat on a table strapped down except for my arms. The first to walk into the room was Dolly Parton. She allowed me a feel of her fine silky legs then bent down and covered me with her unusually large breasts. She sat down legs crossed and watched as Daisy Duke came out and strutted around, my cock swelled to enormous lengths. She sat on the stool next to me and held my cock in her hands. "Do you like dolly or me better?" she asked stroking. She stood up and none other than Joyce Dewitt walked in. Clad in 70s Tan spike heels and pantyhose was a little more shy. "I wi... Continue»
As I hid in the closet of my own bedroom, I couldn’t believe I was about to go through with this. Sure it was my idea to have my wife fucks another man while I watched, in fact; I was the one who talked her into it. And it hadn’t been easy. Ria is a beautiful 40 year old woman that men lust after, but she’d always been faithful to me throughout our relationship. When I first suggested that she screw another man, she was outraged, even going as far as to threaten separation. But I was persistent, and I eventually wore her down. Now here we were, actually about to go through wi... Continue»
My girlfriend, her mother, and father were at work. Her b*****r, still in high school, was off to school. Her two daughters were with their father. All that was home was me and her. We all stayed in at my girlfriend’s mom’s house, all 8 of us.
It was 10 in the morning she had just awakened, I felt for her more and more that I was around her; she was 8 months pregnant by her husband. I sent her a message to tell her to get on yahoo messenger. I then asked her the question, it took me a while to build up the courage to ask her, but I did it. To my surprise she didn’t freak out she just pol... Continue»
I DONT THINK THIS IS TRUE BUT ITS SO FUNNY I NEARLY WET MYSELF LAUGHING
on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification If their partner answers those same... Continue»
'Can you see him'?
'Of course, he does it naked', she replied. Not quite the shocked little girl, but a girl with a vampish twist inside her.
'So you both see each other and you finish up whacking one out'?
She smiled coyly and a pinkish tinge bathed her smooth complexion, 'It's OK', I added, 'I have let me watch me frig my pussy'.
Her smile widened, showing her pearly whites, each tooth looked as if the individually flossed each one, I could only imagine her rubbing herself as the old man who peered through her open curtains each night, jacked off to her beautiful body as it writh... Continue»
When you go hiking there's a few things to remember. 1. There may be large carnivorous a****ls, 2. There may be snakes, 3. Always have protection. Ok with this advice we go to the story. My ex-husband and I loved to go hiking and camping and rappelling when we lived in Alaska. We would always go to the area around Turnagain Arm. One afternoon we were just out messing around, wandering the trails, basically just having fun. As we were walking along I noticed he was getting further and further behind. I continually had to stop and wait for him. I was getting a bit upset, we had come out her... Continue»
Hello to all readers i will share my first sex experience who was in 2010 in september on 16 date with a friend of mine colegue from my higt school and banch colegue also .
wee was colegue from about 2 yers and him was next to me in all those time him make many time good joke with me and him make me lauch a loot what him it was my best best friend ever i never have in my mind i will make with him sex ever until one day him ask me after class if im agree to make until at home on foot i was agree the weather was good and i say yes why not lets wolk until home .
On the road wee was talk about ... Continue»
When I was growing up I would spend my summers on my grandparents farm in NC. Its where I had the greates time of my life, the first time i saw the Bull and his balls that hung down to the ground. I was surprized he didn't kick them when he walk, and when I saw him get hard before doing his thing with the cows I almost fainted. My grandma saw me and laughed, she said don't worry not all men are that big thank god she added. I saw the pigs, goats and etc do it. The farm has a small river behind the barn where the chicken coop is. The strangest relationship I saw was my pet cat I calle... Continue»
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like i****t.
You: 20 m
Stranger: how old is she?
Stranger: you do anything with her?
You: no just fantasizing
Stranger: i messed around with my s****r a little when we were teens
Stranger: no sex though
You: define "messed"
Stranger: mutual masturbation
You: how old were u back then
Stranger: then she got a bf and i got a gf
Stranger: and it just stopped
You: i can imagine
Stranger: we laugh about i... Continue»
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.
My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over by her house, She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had fee... Continue»
A really good friend of mine, who occasionally roomed with me, had a breakup with his girl friend. After taking a majority of her personal items she asked that he return the last few items she left behind when she left. One important item she mentioned to him was a set of photo albums. While she didn’t want the entire album set, she did want to go thru them and choose the photos she wanted to take out of them. So, as his best friend I volunteered to be the arbitrator for the albums. We arranged to have her come to my place one evening and go thru the albums on a day that he was working so that... Continue»
Six glorious weeks have passed and I feel like I'm still on our honeymoon. Of course we aren't married but Jane is the woman of our house and we do sl**p together, well, some of the time we sl**p and things have just gotten better. Plus there's a peaceful calm about the place as if Jenny approved of our new relationship. I just didn't know it was the calm before the storm.
It started with a shopping trip. The weather had improved and some of Jane's outside games made eating outside fun which meant BBQ food. So, armed with a list we headed to the supermarket. Now, one of my main gripes abou... Continue»
[/user]I had a cool threesome once. I fucked my buddy's wife along with him on her birthday. Then I fucked him too. I am not personally into dudes but he said that it was her ultimate fantasy to watch him with another man. Now, because it was her birthday, i had a little something to take the edge off, and I was fucking the woman, so I let him have a go at my virgin butt hole. Thank goodness he has a tiny dick and that her tongue fingers were very active the whole time especially to start it out. i almost jumped up and beat ass in his own bedroom at first because he got moving way too much wa... Continue»
So, this time I will tell the continuation of what happened with the same guy from the office i meet at end of week.
On Sunday morning he send me email telling me dirty things and say he want to meet me again. I respond and tell him he tell me a good time for him because he is married and cannot be anytime or at his house.
In afternoon, he send me text message to meet him in a place at 16:00 and I say yes. The place we meet was very strange. It was not distant from my house but it was very poor area. It was drive-in motel with big sauna sign.
I was hesitant first but h... Continue»
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sl**p, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife repl... Continue»