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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3290  |  
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Mom Seduced Son When He Came Home And Went To Take



This a real incident happened to me in last year. I am Naresh ( name changed ) I live in banglore with my parents. My mom name is vasundhara ( name changed ) she is around 40. When I was c***d my mom used to bath me regularlty but this habit was gone when I became adult.

One day I went for hair dress when I came come no one was there only me and mom where there. After entering home I started going towards bath room suddenly mom called my name and told that you w
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Posted by bava12 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3284  |  
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3283  |  
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Sexy Asian Housewife.

When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
Posted by tatsu403 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3275  |  
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honeymoon

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
Posted by bluechaser31 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3272  |  
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Wife's pay back



Me and Craig had bin together for almost 22 years, he was all I'd known he was my first love and probably always will be.. he was the first person I'd slept with and I was hoping the last. We had 3 gorgeous girls a house and everything I wanted they were all I needed.. but I was I out one night with a mate and seen some girl I'd not seen in a while she came up and asked how I was doin and wat I'd bin up to.. I'm fine chick not bad at all. How's you and ur k**s? Yea all fine thanks then she said something totally out the blue.. how u and Craig after his affair?? Eh? Wat? Wat affair wat u me... Continue»
Posted by Howie2069 6 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3269  |  
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I fucked a MILF in a wheelchair

I was a grad student at Valdosta State University a few years ago and I used to see a M.I.L.F. in a wheelchair that was mid 40ish and very good looking. She had a really nice rack on her! I made a point of running into her a number of times around campus so I could talk to her. I discovered she worked for VSU and was not a student. She was divorced and had k**s grown and out of the house. I told her I liked to hang out at Bungelow's, a local college bar, and sure enough one night I saw her come in. I invited her to sit with me and I bought her a few jack and cokes and before long she was a bit... Continue»
Posted by DostaDude 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3260  |  
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The Day I Became a Sex Slave


My name is Emma and this is the story of how I became a sex slave. I was to be turning thirteen in another 4 months. I have three older triplet b*****rs that are 17 years old. Also my mom and dad are very strict. If we don’t do our chores or get in trouble at school then they would spank us. It was always very humiliating because if we did something wrong then everyone, even guests would be gathered in the living room and whichever one of us was to be disciplined would roll two dice and the results of the roll will determine how many times each person in the room spanked you. Also everyone h... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 7 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3252  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3226  |  
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My Virginity

I gave Gina another night of unbridled sex just to keep her quiet, during the lull while she tried to regain her breath and composure, she asked me about my virginity and how I lost it, she didn’t think it was with Maria and I had to agree, I told her about Mrs Harris, our neighbour when I lived at home with my parents, she was a friend to my mother and father, she was in her early thirties, my mother was quite a bit older but they got on well, she had three c***dren, two girls and a boy, she was quite a big woman in every way and as I found out later, very rarely wore any underwear so her vo... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3228  |  
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kirans first time

I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3203  |  
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Cumming in class

One summer for about a month before classes were to start, I was having sex between 6 to 7 times a day with three different girls. None of the girls knew about each other, TILL the day after school started. After they found out about each other, I was cut off and didn’t have sex, and boy did I have blue balls.

About a week after the girls found out about each other I fell asl**p in class and started having a dream about one of the girls giving me a blow job. All of a sudden my friend who was sitting besides me nudged me awake, and I awoke just at the boundary of the point of no return. I tr... Continue»
Posted by male29714 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3194  |  
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The Lusty Delivery Girl

-CHAPTER 1: Betty
Anyone who has lived far away from the bright lights and seduction of metropolitan cities will sympathize with the story I am about to tell you.

Growing up on a farm is by no means glamorious. Long days of work, little entertainment, and crippling mundane boredom. Our is a small village of rolling green hills far from any main town. Internet? Porno magazines? Forget about it.

Recently, many k**s my age have gone off to the city to find excitement. A few others stay behind. I, unfortunately, was one of those that had to stay behind to help with my f****y's farm.

Th... Continue»
Posted by coldrocket 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3191  |  
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Tiger's Tale




My name is Tiger. I'm a ten year old male cat. Erin is my 18 year old human pet. You can see our pictures above. I'm the good-looking one. If you want a bigger picture of me to print out and frame, then here is the link xhamster.com/photos/view/339950-5156795.html

When i was a kitten, my mom ran off with some tomcat and left me to fend for myself. One day i was walking home to my alley when i came across Erin. She was selling lemonade on the sidewalk. Erin won ... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3190  |  
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My date with teen cousins -TRUE STORY-

My latest stories have been completely fictitious and imaginary, so i decided to write a true story after a long break..

It was a boring, drizzly autumn day with virtually nothing to do outside and all my friends were busy with something; school, work, f****y visits, too many excuses.. I decided to take a refreshing warm shower but water hitting my smooth, tender skin got me so aroused, i could feel my nipples getting erect and hard, i started to touch my breasts and caress my rosebud tits..I was in heat, feeling so horny and had to do something about it, i had a regular fuckbuddy but th
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Posted by Slave4str8twinks 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3160  |  
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Quietly Watching

I was 16 and dating the sexiest girl I've ever known. She had huge, firm tits, a perfectly round ass and the sweetest curves imaginable. Well, my best female friend was having a house party while her parents were out of town. There were maybe 15 people there, not a large crowd, but a bunch of us stayed over for the night.

My girl and I crashed in the living room... as did the hostess and another friend of ours. It was only a few minutes after the room had gone quiet when I started to gently caress my girl's delicious behind. She rubbed herself up against my leg and I could instantly ... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3143  |  
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Mother Teaches

Lisa could not remember having a normal loving home life. Her mom never knew who her dad was and mom had many men friends. Lisa did not know till she was in her teens that her mom was a whore and very popular. It was mom's desire to make Lisa a whore and they could do threesomes together. Lisa always knew her mom was good looking and sexy. That is what made her such a great whore. Her mom would go to hotels with men or bring them back to her own house. When they came to her house she would have several men each night. When Lisa was just thirteen her mom took her and showed her how to shave her... Continue»
Posted by hardcorehumpergirl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3120  |  
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My story lol

I work long, long hours at a New York digital media property that shall remain nameless. It's a super-crazy schedule and I am forever getting home at midnight, much to the dismay of my saintly, ever-patient husband Bill.

One night, when we had a crushing deadline and I was there until after midnight and had to come back in the office first thing the following morning, my (male) boss gave me an Ambien so I could sl**p easier that night and come in early the next day. There are about fifteen things wrong with this picture, now that I think about it, but that is the craziness that is my media... Continue»
Posted by spudrico27 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3097  |  
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Sex with My Girlfriend

It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Posted by raalaut 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3093  |  
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SEX WITH UNKNOWN LADY IN CINEMA

It started like this; me and my friend went for movie. It was a late night show of 11.15 pm we got there at 11.00 and after our arrival a group of 3 girls arrive they were fully mature and in that group she was there. I was staring at her and only thought in mind was how to fuck her. She was wearing a t-shirt like top which was ending at her navel and a short frock which was just above her knee. Everyone was looking at her. She was hot and with that outfit she was kill mine and my friends’ heart. I can guess everyone there are just thinking like me how to fuck her just once. Seeing her, my lit... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 29 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3073  |  
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