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Star Trek Voyager Parody (XXX Style!)

Sex Trek: Voyeur (A Sexual Parody of Star Trek Voyager)

by Miss Swallows.com

(The names have been changed slightly for copyright infringement avoidance.)

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Captains Log Star date 9801.01


It has been several years since we’ve made our trek back home to the Alpha Quadrant. The crew’s morale lately has been low and I must say something is going to have to be done to boost it soon, or we’re going to be in trouble. People are reporting late for their stations, sl**ping longer, eating less; I don’t know w... Continue»
Posted by Miss_Swallows 5 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3500  |  
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Episode 33 - Truth or Dare

9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.

Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3487  |  
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My girl friend sucked another man cock in frount o

Me and my girl friend which theres a photo of her on my profile.We were at a party and drinking heavely. A guy which we did not know at all was braging on how his wife sucks the best dick. So me of course d***k said really whip it out and I told my girl friend to suck his cock ! I couldnt beleave it but she droped rite to her knees and started sucking his cock in frount of 22 other men and 4 women! The guy blew his load in less then 1 minute all over her face and in her mouth. She showed everybody there the load in her mouth then swallowed his load of course then clean the rest off her face wi... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3482  |  
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Grudge Fuck

My wife and I have been divorced for a few months and we divide our c***ds custody every other week. This weekend my ex was going out with some of her girlfriends to a local bar that was only a few blocks from my apartment. It was the middle of the night when I was woken up by a loud pounding on the door. Checking through the peep hole I could see my ex dressed like the slut I knew her to be weaving back and forth d***k off her ass. I opened the door quickly before she could pound on the door again and possibly wake our son who was sl**ping in his room. I opened the door and she staggered... Continue»
Posted by cockednredy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3480  |  
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True Story

After my divorce from my 2ND wife; I had to stay with my parents; while the former owners of my new house moved out. I slept in their spare bedroom. I always sl**p in the nude; I don't own a pair of pj's; since I always go commando; I don't own any underwear either. One Saturday morning I slept late; since I didn't have to work. It had been a hot night , and I had kicked off all the covers. I was sl**ping on my back dreaming about my new girlfriend. and had an erection. My Mother came to wake me for a late breakfast and opened the door without knocking. I didn't awaken immediately; so she step... Continue»
Posted by tinycock47 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3473  |  
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Losing My Shirt

Summary: A bored young man, home from college, plays a game of
strip poker with his tipsy sixteen year old s****r and three of
her tipsy friends.

LOSING MY SHIRT

I had just lost my shirt to a bunch of teenage girls. Literally.

"Hand it over, buddy!" Jenna laughed.

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I had only been home from school for five days. My sophomore year
at college had just ended, and I was back home, taking a break
before starting my summer job as an intern/gofer in a law office
downtown. One of the partners was a friend of my stepfather.

The school I went to finished up about a week e... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3461  |  
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A Day on the Farm

Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.

They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.

At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3453  |  
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My Daughter The Boss

Six glorious weeks have passed and I feel like I'm still on our honeymoon. Of course we aren't married but Jane is the woman of our house and we do sl**p together, well, some of the time we sl**p and things have just gotten better. Plus there's a peaceful calm about the place as if Jenny approved of our new relationship. I just didn't know it was the calm before the storm.

It started with a shopping trip. The weather had improved and some of Jane's outside games made eating outside fun which meant BBQ food. So, armed with a list we headed to the supermarket. Now, one of my main gripes abou... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3444  |  
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Step-b*****r's Torture

This story is heavily based on true events that's happened in my life.

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It all started on a sunny afternoon, I was 18 years old still living at home with my mum, my little step-b*****r was staying over with us for the week. His name's Charlie, 16 years old and he's not related to me by bl**d, just by marriage. I knew he had the hots for me, well who could blame him!
We only knew eachother for a few years, and he really thought I was into him, of course being a lesbian I was certainly NOT interested in him, but that ... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3438  |  
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A Crush on My Friend's Mom Ch. 1

(High school senior lusts for busty older babe)

When I was in high school, my best friend had a mom that every one of my friends drooled over. She was in her late 30's and was very attractive. She had blonde hair blue eyes and a huge set of tits. I had gone through her underwear drawer one time to find out that they were a D-cup. Most moms get heavy at this age but not her. She was never married and had no excuse to lie around and get fat. Being a doctor she kept very busy and ate very healthy. She raised Mike and his younger s****r very successfully with the help of her parents.

Do to t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3405  |  
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Work Friends Nude House Party, Part 2

This is a continuation of part 1: http://xhamster.com/user/matt_001/posts/260172.html

So having been left with a fully erect cock stood infront of my work friend Tina at her nude house party, I turn to her as she glances down at my cock. "I think I'm going to be stuck like this for a while" I giggle as she jumps off the kitchen side and stands close to me.

"I know what may help, come follow me" she winks as she turns and walks past me, her breasts brushing lightly against my arm as she does so, making my dick twinge. I follow her, again watching her ass say as she heads to the back door... Continue»
Posted by matt_001 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3404  |  
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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3390  |  
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the one time i get to be with a "10"...

everything you're about to read is true. names have been changed to protect the wicked, but this is a true, alcohol-fogged account of what really happened. believe as much or as little as you wish, but if you ever meet me i'll tell it exactly the same way because it really happened like this.
somewhere around my 30th birthday i moved to milwaukee, wisconsin. prior to that i had lived nearly my entire life about 100 miles south, in chicago. the 3 years i spent in milwaukee were filled with adventures of all kinds, and some of them involved me meeting and fucking a lot of women. some of them we... Continue»
Posted by myssterymann 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3389  |  
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My Housekeeper Gets Friendly

This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.

Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.

Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 7 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3376  |  
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My addiction to DD

I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that ... Continue»
Posted by vulkanfiber 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3343  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3338  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Crackle in the Cold Barn)

Warning:
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.


Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3330  |  
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hot wife caught

One of my favorite past times is shopping. Big shock, I’m sure! What woman doesn’t love to drop a few bucks at the mall now and then? Sometimes it’s a shoe-shopping trip, because again, what woman has enough shoes in her closet? Certainly not me, though I must confess to storing a few dozen in my garage. Sometimes it’s a new little summer dress or a tight pair of naughty jeans that I’m in the market for. Kind of depends on whether or not I have an upcoming hot date!

Well, the other day I was wandering around the mall, sipping a raspberry latte, when I happened across Frederick’s of Hollywoo... Continue»
Posted by joemama10101 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3329  |  
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Are You Gay? Answer to the Gay Debate


7 Signs you're Gay

You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will!
In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo!

Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it...
If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord!

1. You have thought or... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3311  |  
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Kevin's coach and his daughter Alice

Kevin is an 18 y/o, blond-blue eyed, very successful sports student, promising a bright future. When his coach Mr. Adams invited Kevin over for dinner, Kevin was very excited.

Coach Adams was a handsome,fit and lean, salt & pepper type, grey haired guy in his late 40s', Kevin was gazing admiringly at all these gold and silver cups Coach Adams won since his early teens in the living room when he heard Mrs. Adams' voice, letting them know that dinner was ready.

It was Kevin's first time meeting his coach's f****y members, he already knew that his coach was a father of two, a young boy n
... Continue»
Posted by Slave4str8twinks 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3312  |  
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