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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3390  |  
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A Day on the Farm

Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.

They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.

At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3362  |  
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My addiction to DD

I'm usually up all night long and I do tend to fill up on Dunkin Donuts coffee. You have to understand that I LOVE this coffee, there is none better. You can take your starsmucks swill and try to choke it down. The gourmet coffees and all the crazy flavored crap isnt for me. I love just plain old coffee in its orig form. The warm fuzzy feeling I get when the first mouthfull of DD goes down is likened to what a crackhead must feel when he takes his first hit off the crackpipe. The only difference is in 6 months im not going to look like Nick Nolte on a good hair day. Its to the point that ... Continue»
Posted by vulkanfiber 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3344  |  
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A Crush on My Friend's Mom Ch. 1

(High school senior lusts for busty older babe)

When I was in high school, my best friend had a mom that every one of my friends drooled over. She was in her late 30's and was very attractive. She had blonde hair blue eyes and a huge set of tits. I had gone through her underwear drawer one time to find out that they were a D-cup. Most moms get heavy at this age but not her. She was never married and had no excuse to lie around and get fat. Being a doctor she kept very busy and ate very healthy. She raised Mike and his younger s****r very successfully with the help of her parents.

Do to t... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3333  |  
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hot wife caught

One of my favorite past times is shopping. Big shock, I’m sure! What woman doesn’t love to drop a few bucks at the mall now and then? Sometimes it’s a shoe-shopping trip, because again, what woman has enough shoes in her closet? Certainly not me, though I must confess to storing a few dozen in my garage. Sometimes it’s a new little summer dress or a tight pair of naughty jeans that I’m in the market for. Kind of depends on whether or not I have an upcoming hot date!

Well, the other day I was wandering around the mall, sipping a raspberry latte, when I happened across Frederick’s of Hollywoo... Continue»
Posted by joemama10101 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3331  |  
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My Housekeeper Gets Friendly

This is based on a true experience I had a couple of years ago. Most of this is what happened with a little enhancement for reading.

Being that I am home regularly I find myself bored out of my mind at times. Sometimes I'll get a bug up my ass and clean the house from top to bottom; tear the kitchen closets apart and re-arrange everything in a compulsive way or re-arrange my closet and dresser. Then there are times when I just feel a bit overwhelmed and decide to take a nap.

Just the other day I got into one of those 'take a nap" moods. I had already done my daily activities and the work... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 5 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3331  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3328  |  
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Me and my Cougar, "RUSTY"

Me and my Cougar, “RUSTY”


I’d always wanted to have sex with an Older woman….and then it happened last week on a Friday.
I was walking home from school, taking a familiar route, down some back alleys towards my home – and there she was, walking towards me.
A 45 yrs old woman – Blonde, with full-yet-saggy breasts and hard, ¾ inch Nipples showing through her shirt . Bra-less.

It was weird because it was like, “Lust-at-first-sight” or something. We walked towards each other. We locked eyes. And we ... Continue»
Posted by markfayer 9 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3306  |  
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The Day I Became a Sex Slave


My name is Emma and this is the story of how I became a sex slave. I was to be turning thirteen in another 4 months. I have three older triplet b*****rs that are 17 years old. Also my mom and dad are very strict. If we don’t do our chores or get in trouble at school then they would spank us. It was always very humiliating because if we did something wrong then everyone, even guests would be gathered in the living room and whichever one of us was to be disciplined would roll two dice and the results of the roll will determine how many times each person in the room spanked you. Also everyone h... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 6 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3305  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Crackle in the Cold Barn)

Warning:
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.


Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3299  |  
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Cure For Loneliness

by boy scout



Summer had hit full f***e, and with it that all-oppressing heat that seems to suck the life out of everything. At least, that’s the way I feel about this “lovely” place I call home. Phoenix has its moments, of course, but I’ve always been more interested in gentler, more loving climates. And that’s why my wife and I were so excited about our trip to Idaho. My s****r lived there with her husband and seven c***dren. Yes, you heard me right. She actually gave birth to seven c***dren. The oldest is twenty and the youngest had her eighth birthday a month ago. It still amazes m... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3296  |  
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No longer a virgin...details of the following mont

See http://xhamster.com/user/querico44/posts/31230.html for the original story.

During the months following my 13th bday and the experience I had with Lisa my sitter popping my cherry, my Mom began to wonder why I always wanted her to call Lisa whenever I needed a sitter. She asked me why Lisa was my favorite and no one else would do. I tried to explain that Lisa was so good at entertaining me and she was always happy to play any of the games I liked with me. Mom said it was nice to know we were able to have so much fun together and that we got along so well, she must be a very good sitter ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3295  |  
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Kevin's coach and his daughter Alice

Kevin is an 18 y/o, blond-blue eyed, very successful sports student, promising a bright future. When his coach Mr. Adams invited Kevin over for dinner, Kevin was very excited.

Coach Adams was a handsome,fit and lean, salt & pepper type, grey haired guy in his late 40s', Kevin was gazing admiringly at all these gold and silver cups Coach Adams won since his early teens in the living room when he heard Mrs. Adams' voice, letting them know that dinner was ready.

It was Kevin's first time meeting his coach's f****y members, he already knew that his coach was a father of two, a young boy n
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Posted by Slave4str8twinks 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3298  |  
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Honeymoon with my cousin

HONEYMOON WITH MY COUSIN (1)
It was a hot sunny day, my school exams were over, we friends celebrated,danced& enjoyed ourselves.It was evening time when i reached home.To my surprise i found my cousin s****r opening door.
Jeniffer how come are u here? ,i said,
where is my mom?, jenny
relax,my parents dropped me here & went with yours to enjoy weekend,she said.
but........,i said. don't worry go and get fresh,she said.

While i was taking shower i heard opening sound of my door,is that u jenny?
yeah its me ,she said

At the dining table i noticed her wai... Continue»
Posted by Matt5 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3290  |  
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First time cheating and getting deep-throated

My names james, im in my early twenties and i figured id tell contribute a story of mine =)

This story is TRUE

I was 17 year old. I had been with a few girls, and gotten my share of blowjobs from the girls at the catholic school i attended.
One of the last girls i had been with my junior year, this girl christina, her mother had gotten remarried at the beginning of the school year, and her new father and steps****rs would be moving in and starting at our school.

Christina was a total babe in highschool. Petite latina girl with long brown hair, about 5'4" 125 athletic bui... Continue»
Posted by jedimindtrickery 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3289  |  
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Are You Gay? Answer to the Gay Debate


7 Signs you're Gay

You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will!
In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo!

Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it...
If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord!

1. You have thought or... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3282  |  
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 8 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3283  |  
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Mom Seduced Son When He Came Home And Went To Take



This a real incident happened to me in last year. I am Naresh ( name changed ) I live in banglore with my parents. My mom name is vasundhara ( name changed ) she is around 40. When I was c***d my mom used to bath me regularlty but this habit was gone when I became adult.

One day I went for hair dress when I came come no one was there only me and mom where there. After entering home I started going towards bath room suddenly mom called my name and told that you w
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 11 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3280  |  
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Sexy Asian Housewife.

When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
Posted by tatsu403 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3275  |  
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honeymoon

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
Posted by bluechaser31 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3271  |  
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