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My favourite erotic story :P

Sebastian Bench and his wife Joan owned a small publishing company in the Midwest. They had a reasonably happy marriage but she was not as interested in sex as she might have been, which caused her husband to lust after all the eye candy that passed by his desk. Johanna Patterson was some such candy, she was a long legged, long haired, perky titted blonde whose bum moved provocatively from side to side as she walked. The problem was, according to rumor, she was having a lesbian affair with Skyla Rolf, another rather delectable piece of candy who worked in the mail room.

Somehow Sebastian co... Continue»
Posted by GlamorBaby 8 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Cuckold Pays Rent

Guys, if you can’t pay the rent your young wife may have to pay it and you may have to help!

Mark and Nancy are a young couple that have been renting a house from me for a couple of years now. They are in their mid twenties and Nancy is a real beauty. Dark curly hair, nice c cup tits, a killer dark tan and a smile to die for. They are good renters and always pay on time so when they told me that Mark lost his job and they were short of the rent money one month I agreed to let them float a few weeks.

It wasn’t long before the next month’s payment was due and I still had not collected the... Continue»
Posted by madmanofporn 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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my lucky day and hers

i just sat there with my dick in my hand an my mouth open, there was my my bosses doughter on a sex cam site,telling every body how wet her pussy was .i didnt have my can on so she could not see me but i was scared to death,what if she some how found out i saw her ,well after watching her play with her tits wich are big an firm she lifted her skirt to show her pussy wich was trimend short an neat i was glad to see sum fur she slid a finger in the slit an it looked like she was looking me dead in the eyes an said i would love to find me a local man that could fuck my tight pussy an make his cu... Continue»
Posted by CUMSLINGER45 7 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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More than just a peek- a little comedy

I couldn't believe I had just taken a long set on the treadmill. My head felt like it was swimming, I was dizzy, I was not used to it at all in any way!

Stumbling at the gym I barely hit the off button when I ended up falling back and into a strong pair of arms.

"Whoa, buddy!" he cried as I felt his upper bod against mine.
"Yeah... it's just I can't believe that."
"It's alright. I think you should check with a doctor you shouldn't be running on something if you can't handle such a machine."

I heard little snickers of the 'roid infested men who went by. Didn't care 'bout them though.... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Mom Pays Up (part 1)

(This is my first attempt at a story and my writing is pretty bad so please be kind.)
(Please comment with any ideas on how to improve, thank you)


(My name is Trevor but everyone that knows me just calls me T,
Mostly because they can't be bothered to say my whole name.
I am 21 and I live with my mom and my dad, and i don't have a job
But I have made a large amount of money from gambling and never had
a problem until recently....)



"Bye mom" I shouted as I closed the door behind me.
As I got in my car and started out of our driveway I couldn't
help but feel like I do the sam... Continue»
Posted by Milfsarehot 11 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Cum Shot Party!

Hi, I'm Jason and I would prefer to use this outlet to describe what has happened in my life, especially with my sex life with regards to my wife Beth. I wrote one previous story about what happened last year at my wife's college reunion (see "Her Bad College Days").

Since that weekend, I have done my best to forget what I saw. It had been on a video tape that guys from a nearby fraternity had made of my wife not long after she appeared in a college girls edition of Playboy magazine. The photo of my wife published in Playboy was innocent enough. It was a shot of her turning back, smiling at... Continue»
Posted by yurato 6 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Losing My Shirt

Summary: A bored young man, home from college, plays a game of
strip poker with his tipsy sixteen year old s****r and three of
her tipsy friends.

LOSING MY SHIRT

I had just lost my shirt to a bunch of teenage girls. Literally.

"Hand it over, buddy!" Jenna laughed.

- - - - -

I had only been home from school for five days. My sophomore year
at college had just ended, and I was back home, taking a break
before starting my summer job as an intern/gofer in a law office
downtown. One of the partners was a friend of my stepfather.

The school I went to finished up about a week e... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Rich Daughter Becomes A Little Helper

I was looking to make some extra cash, as I was recently “down sized” at my job at the finance company. Living in this fairly well to do middle class neighborhood was difficult so I took any odd jobs that came my way. Being a skilled carpenter, a trade I learned from my father and his father before him, I was able to take on a few nice projects. But all in all I still needed additional income. Hence, why I decided to take on the role of Santa Claus this Christmas.



My neighbors are pretty affluent, always jet setting here and there. Tom is the V.P. of a major company and constantly... Continue»
Posted by boytoy68 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Co-worker's wife part 1

A few years ago, a new guy, Steven, started working at my company. He worked in a different department and was a junior member but we had frequent interaction and became work “friends.” We would occasionally have to attend conferences or travel for work and over a short period of time, I got to know him pretty well. Steve was a good worker and a nice guy. He was somewhat of a newlywed, married about 2 years, no k**s. Steve and his wife Jordan were both early 20’s and I was mid 30’s and married with three k**s. I had met his wife Jordan a few times and she was a girl next door type cutie.... Continue»
Posted by krazyfork 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Star Trek Voyager Parody (XXX Style!)

Sex Trek: Voyeur (A Sexual Parody of Star Trek Voyager)

by Miss Swallows.com

(The names have been changed slightly for copyright infringement avoidance.)

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Captains Log Star date 9801.01


It has been several years since we’ve made our trek back home to the Alpha Quadrant. The crew’s morale lately has been low and I must say something is going to have to be done to boost it soon, or we’re going to be in trouble. People are reporting late for their stations, sl**ping longer, eating less; I don’t know w... Continue»
Posted by Miss_Swallows 5 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Episode 33 - Truth or Dare

9 year olds Ellie and Kit are awake, snuggled up naked side by side, in Ellie's little bed. Kit had arrived the night before for a sl**p-over; forgotten her pyjamas as usual. Ellie loved to kiss her beautiful black friend's neck and shoulders, and then all the way down her spine. Last night Kit had eaten her out; her long tongue wrapped around her hard little bud, making Ellie arch her back upwards, f0rcing Kit to follow the hot pussy. Kit mumbled into Ellie's pussy, sending shivers right up her spine.

Ellie grabbed her own tiny nipples, just starting to bud nicely, twisting them, hoping f... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My girl friend sucked another man cock in frount o

Me and my girl friend which theres a photo of her on my profile.We were at a party and drinking heavely. A guy which we did not know at all was braging on how his wife sucks the best dick. So me of course d***k said really whip it out and I told my girl friend to suck his cock ! I couldnt beleave it but she droped rite to her knees and started sucking his cock in frount of 22 other men and 4 women! The guy blew his load in less then 1 minute all over her face and in her mouth. She showed everybody there the load in her mouth then swallowed his load of course then clean the rest off her face wi... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Grudge Fuck

My wife and I have been divorced for a few months and we divide our c***ds custody every other week. This weekend my ex was going out with some of her girlfriends to a local bar that was only a few blocks from my apartment. It was the middle of the night when I was woken up by a loud pounding on the door. Checking through the peep hole I could see my ex dressed like the slut I knew her to be weaving back and forth d***k off her ass. I opened the door quickly before she could pound on the door again and possibly wake our son who was sl**ping in his room. I opened the door and she staggered... Continue»
Posted by cockednredy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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True Story

After my divorce from my 2ND wife; I had to stay with my parents; while the former owners of my new house moved out. I slept in their spare bedroom. I always sl**p in the nude; I don't own a pair of pj's; since I always go commando; I don't own any underwear either. One Saturday morning I slept late; since I didn't have to work. It had been a hot night , and I had kicked off all the covers. I was sl**ping on my back dreaming about my new girlfriend. and had an erection. My Mother came to wake me for a late breakfast and opened the door without knocking. I didn't awaken immediately; so she step... Continue»
Posted by tinycock47 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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A Day on the Farm

Doug had brought his girlfriend Montana to his uncle’s farm for a day. He knew that she loved horsed and his uncle had a bunch of them. Doug had planned a whole picnic out by the pond as well.

They drove down the dirty road to the farm house and Montana looked out the window as they drove past the cows and horses. He couldn’t help to smile as they got to the farm house. He pulled up by the barn and he got out and walked to the other side of the truck and help Montana get out as well.

At 5’3” she was much shorter than his 6’ but he loved it and she had blonde highlighted hair that came to... Continue»
Posted by AndrewBonzua 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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My Daughter The Boss

Six glorious weeks have passed and I feel like I'm still on our honeymoon. Of course we aren't married but Jane is the woman of our house and we do sl**p together, well, some of the time we sl**p and things have just gotten better. Plus there's a peaceful calm about the place as if Jenny approved of our new relationship. I just didn't know it was the calm before the storm.

It started with a shopping trip. The weather had improved and some of Jane's outside games made eating outside fun which meant BBQ food. So, armed with a list we headed to the supermarket. Now, one of my main gripes abou... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Step-b*****r's Torture

This story is heavily based on true events that's happened in my life.

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It all started on a sunny afternoon, I was 18 years old still living at home with my mum, my little step-b*****r was staying over with us for the week. His name's Charlie, 16 years old and he's not related to me by bl**d, just by marriage. I knew he had the hots for me, well who could blame him!
We only knew eachother for a few years, and he really thought I was into him, of course being a lesbian I was certainly NOT interested in him, but that ... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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House Party with my wife

House Party with my wife

I am Anil , an engineer by qualification and profession in a reputed company. I had few sexual encounters during high school and college life. Two of them were co -students from neighborhood. I enjoyed with few call girls also.
I got married at age of 25 with a 22 year young attractive girl ,Divya. She was very fair, tall of 5’5” , well proportionate figure , at time of marriage her vital stats were 34 x22x32 but after two years of marriage her bust ,waist and hips increased to 36 x 24x 34. I was insisting for a baby but she wanted to wait for some time. After 2 ye... Continue»
Posted by esk119 1 month ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Work Friends Nude House Party, Part 2

This is a continuation of part 1: http://xhamster.com/user/matt_001/posts/260172.html

So having been left with a fully erect cock stood infront of my work friend Tina at her nude house party, I turn to her as she glances down at my cock. "I think I'm going to be stuck like this for a while" I giggle as she jumps off the kitchen side and stands close to me.

"I know what may help, come follow me" she winks as she turns and walks past me, her breasts brushing lightly against my arm as she does so, making my dick twinge. I follow her, again watching her ass say as she heads to the back door... Continue»
Posted by matt_001 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Are You Gay? Answer to the Gay Debate


7 Signs you're Gay

You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will!
In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo!

Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it...
If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord!

1. You have thought or... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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