Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 110
Man pretends to be a woman on an adult story/chat site...
SilkPanties22 (Fourth stab at humor in sex)
One of my newfound hobbies, so to speak, is reading and writing sex fantasy stories on a sex fantasy website. It is a site I stumbled across while innocently reading an article on sex fantasy.
Since joining the site I have found myself fascinated by the number and variety of sex fantasies. It has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Reading people's fantasies is sort of a way to get into their minds unobserved. I even wrote a few of my own.
Reading t... Continue»
once it was my first sex with my x girl
i took her in my garage we were very d***k .
we kissed but so quickly i took off her bras , started eating that white mellon with that nipple playing in it as if its a radio tuner hardly . then she took off my shirt started to kiss all my body specially my neck . i took off her purple dress , she had an under pants it was winter December my car the fiat uno wasnt that big , but we realized it bigger , i brought my seat back towards the couch after taking her pants off also her purple heels i started sucking her toes she had a smelly salty feet with ... Continue»
1] All human beings are different. And should do everything possible to continue to be so.
2] Each human being has been granted two courses of action: that of deed and that of contemplation. Both lead to the same place.
3] Each human being has been granted two qualities: power and gift. Power drives a person to meet his/her destiny, his gift obliges that person to share with others which is good in him/her. A human being must know when to use power, and when to use compassion.
4] Each human being has been granted a virtue: the capacity to choose. For he/she who does not use this virtu... Continue»
(MMF, wife, cuck)
Stephen Keating has been living in the erotic fantasyland
of his pretty wife, Jenny, making love to another man.
Eventually he bridges fantasyland and reality and gently
supports the woman he so dearly loves in joining him on
this very erotic journey. Stephen surrenders to his own
delicious, yielding feminization as he helps Jenny follow
her passion into debauchery, opening wide her body to the
a****l sexuality of other men. A true account of Jenny
This is the first of a series that will be submitted if
After writing a fanta... Continue»
My breath hung in the air, the freezing cold morning making my new job both uncomfortable as well as humiliating. I was 28, and I had been reduced to delivering free newspapers for minimum wage. My colleagues were all about 18, fit, enthusiastic and straight out of school. I dragged my stupid day-glo yellow trolley up Scummingham Hill, toward the dreaded Scummingham council estate. I prayed no one would remember me from my one attempt at stripping, which had ended with the most humiliating night of my life. So far.
At least at this time in the morning there was little chance of any of the u... Continue»
Ce sont mes fantasmes inspirés par la déesse Reva exquis de photographies. C'est une sorte de journal érotique écrite en anglais parce qu'elle parle l'anglais. Veuillez pardonner les erreurs éventuelles dans grammar ;b
These are my fantasies inspired by the goddess Reva's exquisite photographs. I will post the photograph that inspired my dirty thought. This is a sort of erotic journal written in english because she speaks english and these are comments to her pictures. Please forgive any errors in grammar. Enjoy and adore her:
This is the pi... Continue»
A old Jewish man on his deathbed whispered, "Sarah, Sarah, where are
you, my dear wife?"
"Right here at your side, my love."
"And my son, Moishe...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"And my daughter, Mitsy...where is she?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"And my son, Abraham...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"What, none of you assholes is minding the store?"
So, I have this friend who is also a colleague that is bisexual.
If you a looking for a story with me fucking her with another girl or guy you should skip this because I never fucked her and never will.
There is no sexing or erotic about this story but I thought it was interesting to share with you all.
I have been working with her for few years now and she is one of the closest colleagues at my work place.
She is intelligent, beautiful, funny, outgoing etc.
She stands about 5ft 6 (168cm) nice figure, long legs with a cute firm ass.
Her ass is the only thing I touched erotically on h... Continue»
Beauty and the Smurf Prologue: Freedom at Last
New York City, NY
It was a warm mid-June evening in the Big Apple. All was quiet unless people worked in bars, night clubs, and so on within the metro city area. However, this night also has a couple of youngsters on the run. A pair of 18 year old female twins, one had long, mid-back length, curly wine red hair and emerald green eyes while the other had short, shoulder length, curly auburn hair and pale green eyes, both having lightly tan skin were running through some of the slummy alleyways. They had a reason to run for tonight, their Fren... Continue»
I had a feeling I knew where tonight’s escapade was going. Kara had been glancing down at that second drawing on the coffee table most of the evening. We had been sitting on the sofa reading for a couple of hours, resting up after a bit of touristy activity. Kara’s feet were resting in my lap. Well, not exactly resting; she was using them to teasingly fondle my cock and balls.
I had noticed earlier that the Magnums were still on the nightstand from two nights previous, but I had also noticed that two of the sealed packets had been pulled from the box. I glanced to Kara, eying the drawing agai... Continue»
Kristen hurried down the road, hoping that once she got to the village someone could give her directions home. She was also trying to remember the next story in the book that she'd read... that damn old tarot card witch! If she had something to do with this...
Suddenly Kristen spied a young man, about her age, walking towards the village with a cow. She hurried forward and caught up with him.
"Excuse me," she said, "What's that village up there called?"
The young man just stared at her, and Kristen suddenly remembered that she was very scantily clad, and not only that but her breasts ... Continue»
in my usual time to come home after work... u did go for a shower... i sneak in bathroom... oh my sexy babe naked under water ;) i took off my cloths silently and step in to join u :*
My arms wrapped around ur body... and i pulled u tighter into me... our kisses become deeper as our bodies pressed hard against each other... oh babe i love how u kiss me passionately and wildy in same time :*
ur attitude make me feel hornier so fast... as I left kissing ur sweet lips to start kissing down ur delicious neck... u moaned as my lips brushed down ur neck sensitively... and one of ur hands drop ... Continue»
Andrew and his dad arrived back late on Sunday night, they were both knackered and I made them a nice supper before they both went off to an early night, I made it upstairs and laid thinking about the weekend, it had been a strange set of encounters, the thought had flashed through my mind that Gerald had set me up but I dismissed it because there were too many maybe’s, too many variables but the one disturbing note was that the more and longer I knew him, I came to get to know more about him and one day he asked me to pick him up from the factory where he was the CEO, as I d... Continue»
Jb hamari nai nai friendship hui thi to who mujhse milne bhi aati to
kisi na kisi ko sath lekar aati aur main use kuch bhi na kr pata hum
roj mob par sexy bate bgerah kiya krta tha pr abhi tk main use chu tk
ni paya tha par ek bar mujhe yeh mouka mil gya 14 feb ko balentine
day par hamara milna tay hua aur who akeli aa rhi thi to maine
mcleodganj ghumne ka program bnaya aur bahan mera ek friend
hotel me job karta tha use maine room arrange karne ke liye bola jb
mcleodganj pahunche to gf ko btaya ki hum hotel me chalte hai par
man ni rhi thi par kisi tarah use maine mnaya aur hotel ke r... Continue»
I have had to stay indoors due to my s****r’s bad behaviour(and my lack of supervision of her). Im 24(25 next week oh I feel old lol) but as I have said before am treated like a k** but still free rent so I can’t moan too much.
Anyway this meant I was not able to get my usual chav lad fix. However I was determined to get fucked off their bad cocks. They knew where I lived and knew it would be a matter of time before they came around to give me a good seeing to.
I was in my bedroom getting dressed for bed when I heard a knock on my window. I knew it was them and was really excited as I ... Continue»
Leah'andra sat at the head of the empty dining hall table, in a d***ken stupor. None of the servants standing around her dared to caution her against such a state. They knew her temper, and the fury of her whip. They dared do nothing to stop the Drow Matron from indulging deeply.
The house was a mess, as much of a mess as a Drow home could be. It was situated far from any of the other great Houses in the deep subterranean city Leah'andra had grown up in herself. She preferred her privacy, and it made the home one of the most desired and expensive known in her circle o... Continue»
Man talks to his eleven-year-old son about sex...fifth stab at humor...
The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)
Hello everyone. I know I talked about my ex-wife and mentioned my daughter briefly, but I never mentioned my son. His name is Mike. I just had to bring him up since this being a sex theme site, I was reminded of a talk we had some years ago. You know the talk. Oh yes, that talk. I can't recall how it went exactly, but I think it went something like this.
I was sitting around the kitchen table with my wife Kim. I had a bourbon in front of me and I was looking for... Continue»
-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?
I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
My husband I were almost broke and really had no place to stay! We had been working for this company that rehabed houses, etc., but they ran out of work after a few weeks and we didn't know what to do.
We were in a strange town, had no friends and were running out of money really fast and the crappy motel we were staying in was about ready to kick us out.
I was a really good looking girl according to everyone who saw me and I did have some really hot long legs, a nice tight ass and I had some tits that lots of guys had always said were nice, big and firm. My hubby and I had been marri
where to start i guess from the beginning will be a good place. well our story starts back in 300 A.D when draclua the king of all vampires has 3 sons. by one of his wifes drake the oldest spike the middel son and lan the youngest. the three b*****rs was raised to be perfect killers as most vampires princes's are but these three was diffrent as the grew up they grew in power as a gift to them on their 15th birthday they was each given a leather duster. each with their own symble on the back of it. drakes had a pentagram with flames o nthe back of it. spikes had a silver upside down cross known... Continue»