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Peg Leg Peg

Ah yes, old Peggy...the most popular girl in town...originally posted under BrianDamage...

Peg Leg Peg

There was a girl named Peg Leg Peg,
Called her that because of her wooden leg,
She was known as the best in town,
Guys would come from miles around,
You see, Peg’s leg could detach,
For better access to her snatch,
And though it wasn’t crabs that bite,
There was the occasional termite,
But this did not seem to deter,
All the guys who called on her,
And though there were occasional cracks,
About how she held her stockings up with tacks,
All the guys would practi... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 146

Lisa to Liz part 2

Well when Jim called told me what Liz had told him frist thing I said was who the hell is Liz? He explaned that Lisa was his wife but when she wanted my cock she was Liz. I started to try to make sure that my friend was ok whit all this but unknow to me the phone was on speaker and she yelled that it did not matter if he cared cause he was the reason it all started in the frist place. This was a lot for me to handle I told them I would come to there house tomorrow and talk about it.

After I hung up I started to think she was right it was his idea but, he was also my friend for all... Continue»
Posted by shotguner 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 145  |  
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One-night stands more useful than you thought

Many surveys have suggested that the quality of a relationship is better for individuals who wait for things to get serious before having sex, in comparison to the those who become sexually involved right at the start. However, this new study found that a woman who is involved with a friend is 44 % more likely to stay committed and as for the men, the likelihood increases by 25%. If the same people were to get involved with a stranger or acquaintance, the odds increase by 30% for women and 43% for men.

"To have a meaningful relationship out of a one-night stand is absolutely wishful thinki... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 144  |  
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Sonia and Sylvie in Toyland

I was living in a committed relationship with my partner Sylvie, whom you may have met in my previous Courtship stories. I was 4 months pregnant by Sylvie's b*****r Phillipe. We had spent a week in Lyon at a f****y wedding, and then had driven to Paris for a vacation stay.

Sylvie and I arrived in Paris on Thursday evening and registered at a small, elegant hotel just off l'Etoile, that great web of streets radiating from the Arc de Triomphe. Aside from tourism, dining, and promenading Parisian streets, one of our goals was to expand our collection of sex toys.

Prior to a trip to London... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 144  |  
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SEXUALLY SPEAKING. . .

Author's note: this is a lazy coffee-time short story for feet-up, chill-out time. It's about a girl, and a guy, and girl/guy stuff -- though if you're not into romance of the explicit kind, you may not want to read on. . .

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The sun is warm against his skin, the rock against his ass a total pain.

He has been here for maybe thirty minutes and lying down for twenty: absurd, the amount of time spent on looking around, choosing a spot, getting undressed, oiling up, smoothing the sand, packing the sand, actually moulding t... Continue»
Posted by Sementics 3 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 143  |  
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The names James Hard-on--Part III

It was just Willy and I. The so-called "Knob-Job" and I as we were about to have my biggest challenge yet. Changing a strict "straight-ey."

The man that sat in front of me giving me an arrogant stare was still handsome in my opinion. $0-ish male, very rude to the ladies, I wouldn't dare call him a "gentleman..." a pig maybe.

I used to hate that nickname but it fit this man nicely.

He had a disappointed tone in his voice. "So . . . what did you come here for?" I was a man not a "chick."

"First off I am surprised you didn't offer me a drink."

"I didn't think I had to seein... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 1 year ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 143  |  
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Valentines

You know I'm going to say what every single person out there is thinking but lack the testicular fortitude to say. I fucking hate Valentines Day. I'm not even sure if I hate it worse when I'm single or when I'm in a relationship. I mean sure when I'm in single I have to look around at all the happy couples, I have to watch girls go crazy as they get flowers delivered to the office. I have to watch guys nervously make last second arrangements and of course I have to face the fact that everybody but me is getting some goddamn pussy. If I'm in a relationship I'm just one of those guys scrambling ... Continue»
Posted by pornofiend 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 142  |  
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The Memories of Sirens Part I - How I Met and Fell

First story. Hope you enjoy!

There wasn't ever really anything important in my life,and there really isn't anything important now. That was until of course, I met her. Let me elaborate on who I am. My name is John, but people also refer to me as Jack. I'm a 24 year old World Traveler/Philantropist/Philosopher/Writer. I discover alot of the things that are for say " Unknown to the general public" and while I'm doing my travels help in the community and also discover exactly who I am abit then afterwards I spend the time to write and sometimes publish my experiences in novels. I'm a good 6'5,... Continue»
Posted by knightmare2196 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 142  |  1

B7 Chapter 15 Epilog - Washington

Chapter 15: Epilog - Washington

The cigarette smoking man smiled as he drove to work at the Pentagon on Monday morning. All in all, it had been a very good week for him. Although he couldn't be there to see the shit hit the fan in person, he had a very good idea of what had happened recently on the Island in the Bahamas. The intelligence satellites and the information systems at the Pentagon could keep track of just about anything on the globe, after all. Not many people on the planet had known about the starship that was recently in orbit about the earth, but his agency was one of the... Continue»
Posted by gregster 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 139  |  
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Beautiful Nightmare(ORGASMUS AND BEYOND)

After my re-occurring dream I want to tell all about my Beautiful Nightmare!
It starts quite innocently enough all alone in a bar with a cellar an eerie blue glow appears under the gap of the door, your beloved barmaid in her tight leather skirt and flouncy blouse with her black lace corset and stockings underneath teeters over on her five inch fuck me pumps.
Curiosity killed the cat...
The blue light begins to pulsate. "What the Fuck is going on" I thought as I grasped the porcelain door knob and opened the door, a dryness in my throat was it fear or excitement my heart beat faster as I d... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 138

First journal - Part 2

I am prone to believe that the fetish that I developed since then was shared by her; I don't know what could possibly was going through her head, the fact is that the next time it also happened during PE class.
But the circumstances were decisively different.

I know for a fact that this time I did nothing, but when the whole class was heading out to the patio to start the routine, she told me to stay behind and to not leave the room.
The way she said the words made me wonder if I had indeed done something wrong and as I was left alone in the classroom, my fears started to swell up in my... Continue»
Posted by elausente 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 137  |  
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"I think I can"...and I did. Pt. 2

After getting some pizza and soda, I headed back home to think this over. If my thoughts were really controlling people then I have 3 basic questions. 1) How far can I push my ability? 2) How many people can I control at one time? And 3) How far can I push them? I wanted to bug the girl next door again, but she had something important in the morning. As I was walking into my apartment a very busty, full figured redhead steamed out of the front door. She nearly knocked me over in her haste and haughtily apologized. "Hold on beautiful. whats the rush?" She rolled her beautiful green eyes and sa... Continue»
Posted by dbam69 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 136  |  
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me and [user]isabella28[/user]

just by watching your pics, you made me so horny and my immagination just came to life :P so here it cumms :P:)

"Damn, could it get any hotter?" Going for a walk seemed a good idea, but we underestimated the temperature and were melted. "I'm going to just fall in the pool," I said. "I'll grab something cold for us and meet you," you said, and ran into the house. You turned the yard lights off on the way in; the moon was bright enough to swim by. I stripped my sweaty clothes off and dove into the water.

As I floated around the pool I could see you in the kitchen, getting something from ... Continue»
Posted by henryp84 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 135  |  
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The woman in your life

The woman in your life

No offense guys hehe

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;


One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;


One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your s****r haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & b... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 134

net ki dosti se chudai tak‏

Hey friend I'm sexy boy or main delhi main rahta hun mujhe kafi time ho gaya hai sex stories read kerte hue. Aaj main aapko aapni ek real story batata hun. Baat un dino ki hai jab main naya naya chating kerne laga tha tab meri ek net friend bani ushka naam tha chanchal jo delhi main rahti hai. Main har roj ushke sath chat kerta tha. Or chat kerte kerte pata nahi hum kab ek dusre ki sari baaten jan gaye. Ushne mujhe bataya ki ushko sex bahut pasand hai to ek din main ush se milne chala gaya.. Tab ushne program banaya or hum dono ushki ek friend ke ghar chale gaye. Waha per ushki ek friend pahle... Continue»
Posted by sexyboy530 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 132  |  
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Masturbating

This morning I was sitting naked in front of my laptop masturbating to pichunter when I decided to go to the bathroom to get some lube. However, before I returned there was a knock on the door. Then I heard the knob start to turn. It was the maintenance guy coming to grab the fire extinguisher for its annual inspection. I had forgotten about the flyer that was left on my door the day before and had not left the extinguisher outside the doorway as was asked. Since I’m not usually at home during the day, he must’ve assumed it was okay to enter so abruptly.

I was really in a tight spot becau... Continue»
Posted by malesub01 8 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor  |  Views: 134  |  
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Eve Super desires 3- She Hulk

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Eve Super Desires 3
She Hulk
Scarlett witch was shown on camera bruises, with two black eyes. She was sucking on a woman’s pussy, Eve’s in fact. A Villain who owns a website called EVE SUPER DESIRES. It was an underground Website controlled by a met human name Eve. She dominated Super heroes and Villains unlike, beating them and r****g them. Even with the warnings, she manages to track down and ****d ever hero or villain she said she would. She came out of nowhere, using her am... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 129  |  
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Mac Daddy pimpin Presents he jumpoff



Where do I begin?! So this hottie got at me last year when I was in NJ, but we didn't get to meet up. We kept in touch over YIM and email...dude would be @ work or where ever and shoot me an email on his phone that he was horny and needed to see a vid of me doing what I do...he would let me know the type of shit he's gonna do wit me when it's his turn...that type of shit I love!!! So this past weekend (NYC's Pride) dude hit me up on YIM and was like he's in town staying wit fam in BK...so I told him to cum thru but he wasn't so familiar wit the train thing and strangely enuff I was drivi... Continue»
Posted by mac14113 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 128

Women want More

The pillow talk of new millennium couples in the 2010 INDIA TODAY-AC Nielsen-ORG MARG sex survey tells an unprecedented story of women's arou*al being thwarted and of romance gone sour. Call it the Eat Pray Love moment in the life of the modern Indian woman. Just as the lead character, Elizabeth Gilbert (Julia Roberts in the film) was asked by her Balinese healer to "pray for sex", the survey finds Indian women meditating intently on the prayer beads of fulfilling and wholesome sex.

Shatter those stereotypes that tell you women are not as interested in sex as men are. Overturn the idea that... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 130  |  
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Women like dating playboys

Women show the opposite pattern. They are more likely to continue dating a man who has had a heterosexual affair than one who has had a homosexual affair.

The study provides new insight into the psychological adaptations behind men's desire for a variety of partners and women's desire for a committed partner. These drives have played a key role in the evolution of human mating psychology.

"A robust jealousy mechanism is activated in men and women by different types of cues — those that threaten paternity in men and those that threaten abandonment in women," said Jaime C. Confer, the st... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 127