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First time cheating and getting deep-throated

My names james, im in my early twenties and i figured id tell contribute a story of mine =)

This story is TRUE

I was 17 year old. I had been with a few girls, and gotten my share of blowjobs from the girls at the catholic school i attended.
One of the last girls i had been with my junior year, this girl christina, her mother had gotten remarried at the beginning of the school year, and her new father and steps****rs would be moving in and starting at our school.

Christina was a total babe in highschool. Petite latina girl with long brown hair, about 5'4" 125 athletic bui... Continue»
Posted by jedimindtrickery 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3291  |  
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Tentacle impregnation

I had just finished a session up at the gym and began walking back to my car. It was dark out and the large car park was empty, nobody could see me. I was wearing just a tight grey leotard.

My big bulging cock showing clearly up my stomach, small wet patch from a little pre cum, my tits free, no bra, nipples erect from the cold, wobbling as I walked, along with my ass and thighs.

As I got to my car I got in and got myself comfortable, suddenly I was locked in my own car, from under my seat crawled fleshy huge tentacles in the shape of huge cocks, all dripping pre cum. They tied me to m... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 21 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 3293  |  
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No longer a virgin...details of the following mont

See http://xhamster.com/user/querico44/posts/31230.html for the original story.

During the months following my 13th bday and the experience I had with Lisa my sitter popping my cherry, my Mom began to wonder why I always wanted her to call Lisa whenever I needed a sitter. She asked me why Lisa was my favorite and no one else would do. I tried to explain that Lisa was so good at entertaining me and she was always happy to play any of the games I liked with me. Mom said it was nice to know we were able to have so much fun together and that we got along so well, she must be a very good sitter ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3286  |  
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Confronted

It's rarely that you find yourself alone with Mia Reid. On this occasion, no-one else is expected for at least half an hour. You make her a cup of tea and take advantage of the opportunity to get to know her better.

You've lusted after Mia for a while now, but you've never made a move on her. You can't imagine that anything good would happen if you were ever to proposition her. Instead you make small talk and wonder if she suspects the depth of your feelings.

Mia eventually gets up from the table to put her empty cup in the sink. She's talking animatedly about something that happened l... Continue»
Posted by camdogg 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3282  |  
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Little Piggy Series (Crackle in the Cold Barn)

Warning:
This story has breast feeding, sexual, d**g, and Dom/Sub training practices. If your trying to quit drinking breast milk, STOP HERE.


Once Upon a time in a Southern backwoods farming and mining community lived poor uneducated folk, I was one of those folks. My name is Tammy Sue, and I was a little 5'3 120 pound chubby girl with 38C udders that swelled to D's when I was impregnated. My hubby was from the North, and enjoyed by dutiful southern charm. He loved to give me assignments that would show my loyalty, and he firmly believed, as I did, that you always help... Continue»
Posted by WombDweller 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3279  |  
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Mom Seduced Son When He Came Home And Went To Take



This a real incident happened to me in last year. I am Naresh ( name changed ) I live in banglore with my parents. My mom name is vasundhara ( name changed ) she is around 40. When I was c***d my mom used to bath me regularlty but this habit was gone when I became adult.

One day I went for hair dress when I came come no one was there only me and mom where there. After entering home I started going towards bath room suddenly mom called my name and told that you w
... Continue»
Posted by bava12 4 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3279  |  
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Me and my Cougar, "RUSTY"

Me and my Cougar, “RUSTY”


I’d always wanted to have sex with an Older woman….and then it happened last week on a Friday.
I was walking home from school, taking a familiar route, down some back alleys towards my home – and there she was, walking towards me.
A 45 yrs old woman – Blonde, with full-yet-saggy breasts and hard, ¾ inch Nipples showing through her shirt . Bra-less.

It was weird because it was like, “Lust-at-first-sight” or something. We walked towards each other. We locked eyes. And we ... Continue»
Posted by markfayer 3 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3277  |  
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Sexy Asian Housewife.

When I was in Sydney. I found an article on a notice board in some office.
It told " Seeking a tutor on English". I made a call and got an appointment for an interview.
I went to a big house located in high class suburb.
Sexy housewife was there. After a brief interview, she showed me inside of her house.
There were pool, souna, big frige for frozen fish etc. good looking white floor and wall.
We came in a small room for study. When I was explaining something,
she said "Noun?,,,,included dirty words? "like that,,,.
I ignored, and kept going. After a while, she said... Continue»
Posted by tatsu403 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3276  |  
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honeymoon

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after th... Continue»
Posted by bluechaser31 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3271  |  
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I fucked a MILF in a wheelchair

I was a grad student at Valdosta State University a few years ago and I used to see a M.I.L.F. in a wheelchair that was mid 40ish and very good looking. She had a really nice rack on her! I made a point of running into her a number of times around campus so I could talk to her. I discovered she worked for VSU and was not a student. She was divorced and had k**s grown and out of the house. I told her I liked to hang out at Bungelow's, a local college bar, and sure enough one night I saw her come in. I invited her to sit with me and I bought her a few jack and cokes and before long she was a bit... Continue»
Posted by DostaDude 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3249  |  
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Mum catches me watching porn

It was a Saturday afternoon and I was a bit hung over, I was in my bedroom on the laptop just browsing through porn with headphones on standby. I usually watch porn and wank like this as most of the time my parents are in. This particular afternoon dad was at work and mum was downstairs hovering. I always leave the door open as I can hear better and less chance of being caught. I was just browsing not quite ready to start rubbing when I heard mum starting to come up the stairs. I down clicked the porn page and opened up another page just incase she came into the room. What are you doing today ... Continue»
Posted by 24_m_uk2011 6 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3231  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3225  |  
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kirans first time

I lived a very busy and active c***dhood. I was a very good student in school and even got better grades then predicted from school to university. I took up degree’s in business and economics. Towards the end of my degree, I met a male friend called Arman. Before that I had no connections with boys as I was brought up learning strict religious values about no contact with boys before marriage. However in my adult days, I could make my own judgements and I knew he was safe. He was a great laugh and exciting guy, we got along like a house on fire. We went to movies, restaurants, club and each ot... Continue»
Posted by obi_malluda 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3203  |  
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Rivalry between Two Siblings

Sibling Rivalry


It was finally summer. Long days in winter coats where over. In with shorts and tight tee shirts. Not that it really bothered the kitterjackal. Kasi had always felt she looked good in any kind of clothing as long as it was gothic and brooding. Yes the emo look fit her well and now that it was summer the barely adult 18 year old could show off her stuff in dr****g black tee shirts and tight fitting pants that hugged her shapely rear end. But it wasn't just teenaged rebellion that made our cute teen wear such clothing. It is just that she didn't seem to fit in. So as long a... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 7 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3227  |  
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Are You Gay? Answer to the Gay Debate


7 Signs you're Gay

You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will!
In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo!

Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it...
If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord!

1. You have thought or... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3201  |  
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Cumming in class

One summer for about a month before classes were to start, I was having sex between 6 to 7 times a day with three different girls. None of the girls knew about each other, TILL the day after school started. After they found out about each other, I was cut off and didn’t have sex, and boy did I have blue balls.

About a week after the girls found out about each other I fell asl**p in class and started having a dream about one of the girls giving me a blow job. All of a sudden my friend who was sitting besides me nudged me awake, and I awoke just at the boundary of the point of no return. I tr... Continue»
Posted by male29714 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3193  |  
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Tiger's Tale




My name is Tiger. I'm a ten year old male cat. Erin is my 18 year old human pet. You can see our pictures above. I'm the good-looking one. If you want a bigger picture of me to print out and frame, then here is the link xhamster.com/photos/view/339950-5156795.html

When i was a kitten, my mom ran off with some tomcat and left me to fend for myself. One day i was walking home to my alley when i came across Erin. She was selling lemonade on the sidewalk. Erin won ... Continue»
Posted by teengirerin 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3188  |  
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The Lusty Delivery Girl

-CHAPTER 1: Betty
Anyone who has lived far away from the bright lights and seduction of metropolitan cities will sympathize with the story I am about to tell you.

Growing up on a farm is by no means glamorious. Long days of work, little entertainment, and crippling mundane boredom. Our is a small village of rolling green hills far from any main town. Internet? Porno magazines? Forget about it.

Recently, many k**s my age have gone off to the city to find excitement. A few others stay behind. I, unfortunately, was one of those that had to stay behind to help with my f****y's farm.

Th... Continue»
Posted by coldrocket 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3175  |  
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Jessica's wild naked night

Ok so im new to this whole story thing so send me feedback thanx.

Ok so it was dec. 16 2011. I had just moved in to my new house so it was empty besides my bed in my room nd a table n the kitchen nd sum chairs.

So as it being my new house i decided to have a little kickback (mini party). It was me and my girlfriend Jessica and my three good friends Tom, Pat, and Jas. So all five of us were in the kitchen playing kings cup. We wer on our 3rd game and Jessica was pretty wasted by then and couldnt hang with us so she decided to go up stairs and take a shower and laydown.

So mean wyle my... Continue»
Posted by jp_marie 28 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3174  |  
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Taboo spell

Wanda the Witch. That was what they called her at Bradford High School. Not because she was ugly or anything like that. In fact, quite the opposite was true as she was one of the prettiest girls in school. She couldn't remember exactly when she got the nickname. It just began when one of the girls at school joked that she must be a witch as every time anybody got on her bad side, weird things would begin to happen to them.

And, unfortunately today was one of those days for Daphne Cones. Daphne was Wanda's boyfriend, Norris's mother. Wanda and Norris had been planning on spending the weekend... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 22 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3175  |  
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