Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 11
We are an Indian couple from Kerala aged 34 and 38 yrs and married for seven years.
I had to go on a business trip which involved six hours of driving and my wife was with me in the car - After the meeeting we thought of visiting a nearby beach which is famous for Indian ayurvedic messages - I suggested that she go for a massage and she gave me a flat 'NO" for her.
I requested a massage for myself and the guy who mas massaging me was just around twenty years old. I suggested that my wife watch the massage as she had never seen it before.
As my massage was almost geeting over I insiste... Continue»
The other night my girlfriend asked me not to cum in her because she didn't want to "get all sticky." She does that sometimes, and I did what I always do. I shoot the first few pumps of cum in her pussy, then pull out and shoot the rest on her stomach, pubes, tits, or whatever. This time, I shot the rest of my cum on her ass and the small of her back, because I'd been fucking her doggy style. I like fucking her from behind when she doesn't want my cum in her because I can get a shot or two more in her than usual and she can't see to wonder why I don't cum on her as much as normal, and I alw... Continue»
So I spent the night over my good friends house last night. We had a lil bit to much wine. Her husband was out. Later we both got sl**py so she said just get in bed with me. My husband can sl**p on the couch. So we both fell asl**p butt naked. Later I heard her husband come in. He just got naked and in the bed with us. I paid him no mind. He began playing with his big dick. He rolled over on my friend and was beating her pussy up! it was so quiet all I could hear was the sound of her wet pussy. This turned me on. Her husband than took his fingers and started rubbing my wet pussy. He told my fr... Continue»
A Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Bethany raises her hand and said "I think it's your hands Miss"
"Why do you think it's your hands, Bethany?" asked the teacher.
Bethany replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you so God must takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher exclaimed. "What does everyone else think?"
Young Timmy raises his hand and says, "Miss I think it's your mouth, because when you say your p... Continue»
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger s****r.
My prospective s****r-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' s****r called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I ... Continue»
I'd tried so hard to screw Gemma on that fateful Friday night after she'd announced she needed fucked while on a sl**p over with my daughter but she was far too tight. I'd cum on her feet and ankles instead. We talked and ate some cereal in the wee small hours and she went to bed threatening to tell all. I knew the little 18 year old wouldn't.
Next morning was awkward. Breakfast saw us all in the kitchen. My daughter Denise knowing nothing but as she'd sort of set me up with her friend she soon knew something was up. Gemma wasn't exactly subtle with her hints. "You look like you had a HARD n... Continue»
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may pla... Continue»
From around 18 months or so ago. Love Chess xoxo
Me and a few old friends and boyfriends went out in Sheffield the other week. It’s where most of the girls have settled since uni. Diane had a full house so sadly I couldn’t renew acquaintances with her and Tim! Instead I stayed with my friend Kerry and her boyfriend Will at her mum and dad’s place in the Peak District. It’s a huge place. Her mum and dad are both retired GP’s. They are late 50s and haven’t worked for well over 5 years because they managed to sell their practice for lots and lots.
Kerry’s mum was away, and her dad Tony drov... Continue»
It was Saturday morning and I woke up as usual, horny with a hard-on. I thought about jerking off as I showered but decided not to since I was going to go see my girlfriend soon. She was always ready to fuck and I could hold off till we were together. I arrived at her house and rang the doorbell. In a few moments her mother opened the door, I said "Hello Mrs. Brown, how are you this morning? She said "Hi Roger, I'm doing OK. How are you?" I said "I'm good, I'm here to see your lovely daughter Janet. Thought we would go out for lunch and maybe a movie." She invited me inside and closed the door... Continue»
After I graduated from college, I moved in a new apartment and shortly afterwards met my girlfriend Becky. I'm not a very attractive guy, so I was incredibly lucky to have managed to get her. At the time, Becky was twenty-five and a total knockout. She had a cute button nose, a killer smile, and long, dark brunette hair, which she usually put in a pony-tail. She worked out a lot, and her body showed it. She had a small, tight butt and a slim, defined torso. Her breasts were a large C cup, full and round, sitting high on her chest and topped by bright pink, slightly puffy nipples. The first tim... Continue»
Well Chris, I hope you are enjoying reading about your new girlfriend’s sexual exploits. Is she as much of an exhibitionist with you as she was with me?
We were out for a meal in the city of Bath, in the UK. I was driving so couldn’t have much wine, but that night Sarah seemed to be making up for my lack of drinking. By the time we had almost finished the meal, she was well into the second bottle of Chablis. She got up and went to the ladies restroom, then came back a few moments later, sat down and put one finger into the top of her handbag, then pulled it out with the waistband of ... Continue»
I'm not gay, but my new flatmate is. His name is Mike (not his real name. His real name is Jayson.) I'm straight, and I've never really had much contact with gay guys. He seemed alright though, and a couple of nights after he moved in, we had a few drinks and a chat and got to know each other. He's really cool, and we have heaps in common. We've both just broken up with people, we both think relationships suck right now, and we both like white wine and Futurama. I think I'm gonna enjoy having a gay friend.
With no sex I keep waking up horny. A week ago I was in the shower, and I got out... Continue»
Around 3 weeks ago in September I caught a serious illness by unknown reasons. Due to that, I stayed out of school for two days (Thursday and Friday.) On that Thursday there was a test being administered by Ms. Smith , my art teacher. The Monday after my two-day absence I was planning or more so of debating whether or not I should make up my test that I missed. I knew I had a test but I just didn’t tell my mother because knowing her she may have sent me to school. Two weeks later however which would be today (Monday) during my 7th period which would also be her class, she told me that I have... Continue»
hi im gayan aged 27 yrs living in moratuwa, Sri lanka..the story i'm going to narrate you is about the real incidents happened during past few months about my young and horny wife Taniya..actually its about how i found my wife is a horny slut with her collegue. my wife is 25 years old and we were married for the last 6 months. As both of us are working for same bank in Sri lanka we dint get a chance to work together and i was transferred to System Department where you get 7*24*365 work in shift basis. The very next month my wife got promoted to next level and we overjoyed as it was a gift for ... Continue»
Here I was, on a Sunday night, going in the club to have some fun.
After few hours of dancing and drinking, one pretty girl came and asked me to dance with her. Looking at her I saw that she`s not a "grenade" so I was thinking maybe I will have some fun tonight so we started dancing. After a while I started rubbing her ass, then I kissed her...OMG she was such a good kisser.
After she broke the kiss she asked me to come to her place and I was so excited that i took her hand and put it to feel my boner.
She gigled and we start walking to her place.
As soon as we arrived..i couldnt stop ki... Continue»
One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed.
When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike replied with enthusi... Continue»
My name is justin and this is my story. Well for starters I am a 5'7 male very strong build ( I play football) and I am apparently socially accepted.
It all happened on one random lonely warm night. Nothing out of place or in favor to clue a hint to this leading up to what would possibly be the most extreme not of my young life. I am a computer junky and its all I know (besides football). I live in an apartment building above my Aunt and her f****y of 5. Her second older daughter being the same age as me. Our entire lives we competed to see who was the best. We were always the same height.... Continue»
mrs fielding nearly fainted when she pulled down my jeans.she didnt believe me when i told her that i was huge.her face was a picture.all the emotions in a couple of seconds.suprise,delight,panic,bewilderment,amusement,lust.at one point i really thought she would faint.when she recovered her composure she began to stroke the length and girth with both hands.
now lets get one thing clear from the start---having a huge cock isnt all its cracked up to be.firstly women think its great to have a massive cock inside them but most cant fit it in.well mine hasnt been fully in one yet.its also diffi... Continue»
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Sam and i been best buddies for some years and shared some great times together. we usually go snowboarding several times during the winter and have great chats there. st some stage we suddenly decided in the summer that we should go snowboarding.. we arranged a trip to the nearest glacier and the evening before the trip we talked to a girl we both know.. she was not a big looker but slim , good ass and fun to be with. when she heard out plan she asked if she could join and we said for sure why not..
the next day we took the trip to the glacier.. on the way to the glacier we kept joking a... Continue»