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Stitches

Friend did this yesterday....if you like people doing dumb stuff watch it....mortar tube hits my friend ends up with 4 stitches

http://youtu.be/942tpVYPyRQ[/video]... Continue»
Posted by ryancarolinaboi 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 200  |  
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1001 nights

Found on another website

Jasmine danced in time with the sultry beat of the drums, dressed in a scanty red harem girl outfit to Jafar's liking. Her hips undulated smoothly and her arms whirled gracefully over her head despite the heavy shackles at her wrists. She felt the heat of Jafar's gaze on her with shame as she danced for his pleasure alone. The drum beat quickened and she fell to the floor, throwing her long ponytail around as she thrust rhythmically.

"Stop," Jafar hissed. The drum music stopped immediately and Jasmine remained knelt on the ground, her shackled wrists held ... Continue»
Posted by fuckingstallion 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 199  |  
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Meating The Hammer Man

I turned and slowly struck a pose in profile while Dede panned around my long hard on. "Have any of you seen Hammer Man?"

"Nope!" answered Cessa.

"Oh well," I sighed. "Do you suppose while we wait one of you could, (dramatic pause) Fuck me up my ass?"

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It was hard to believe that this was the same place I was in several weeks ago. Gone was all the casual joking, and the laid back atmosphere. It was replaced with all kinds of tension and a strictly business attitude.

Th... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 200  |  
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Theatrical.....6

Theatrical….6

He let go of me and locked the door, he came in front of me and knelt down, I looked up at him, “are you ok?” he asked, “I’m fine” I said “but better for seeing you” I said, “did he come inside you?” he asked, “no, did you come inside her?” I challenged, “no, she cried off after her third orgasm, I left her entertaining the troops” he said, “look, can you do me a big favour, will you make sure that my s****r is ok, she was the other woman in the shelter and my niece, the bride to be is heading in their direction, if they get hold of her, well!, who knows” I pleaded, he turned ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 198  |  
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Theatrical....7

Theatrical……7

He came out of the shower in his boxers again and made for the trolley, he nodded to the waiter who gave him the thumbs up, Lisa was sitting in a chair fast asl**p, he helped himself to sandwiches and nodded to Anna, I followed again and gave her the same speech I had given her daughter about wanting to see how it was done by the experts, he was walking behind us and patted me on the backside as we entered the bedroom, he turned the bedspread over as there was stains of cum on it, Anna was wearing a robe which she shed as her heavy tits swung free of it, she looked at him to s... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 199  |  
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Zhaan

I slumped wearily down in the bus seat and quietly dreaed the lengthy walk from the bus stop to my apartment....and dreaded more that my girlfriend Neela would be waiting there to resume the discussion we started earlier in the day and one that was becoming more contentious. Marriage was the topic. I have been dting Neela for over a year now, six months of that we have been living together despite the fact that her parents were more than a little angry with her that she had not found a good Indian man to become invovlved with. She made those sacrifices for me so why was I dragging my feet abou... Continue»
Posted by slappywag64 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 198  |  
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bad chav lads cum in Jade's cunt hard

I wanted chav cock inside me once again so went around to the back of the spar. It was late Saturday night and I had sneaked out of the house whilst my s****rs were watching TV. I left a note on my bed, “gone to mates don’t tell Mum and Dad.” It was risky but my s****rs seemed engrossed on what ever shit was on TV. They would tell my Mum and Dad if they knew what I was really doing and they would go ape shit and I would have to move out. I am 24 but they treat me like a k** still its free rent as long as I keep my teenage s****rs in check.

Anyway I went out to get fucked off the chav crew ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 196  |  
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Women 'as likely as men to enjoy casual sex&#

It's not just men who are looking for 'friends with benefits'.

A Deakin University researcher has said that women are as likely as men to enjoy casual sexual arrangements, but for different reasons.

Kylie McCardle, who has been looking for 400 'friends with benefits' to take part in a survey, said the women who took part in an initial study said these arrangements gave them sexual confidence.

"The men were more likely to say they enjoyed the intimacy of the friendship," the Age quoted McCardle as saying.

The initial study was based on in-depth interviews with 15 couples, or 30 'fri... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 196

Xhamster is a Dirty Whore

As Xhamster entered the porn shoot she didn't look so hot. One of her male costars took notice. He approached the director. "Hey boss, Xhamster looks sick today. You think something may be wrong with her?" The director scratched his chin. "Hey, Xhamster, get over here, quick!" Xhamster turned around and her face was eaten up with advertisements. She walked over to the director. "My God, girl," he gasped. "Your face!" She tried to smile but a 18babysitters.com ad taped her cheek to her chin. "I'm fine," she mumbled. "I have to have these things on me, they help pay for everything, you know, Xha... Continue»
Posted by papuanewguineapunkjr 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 196  |  
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omegle spy mode chat delirium

question to discuss:
are u sick of "horny people" on here too?
D: let's send them to conversex and clean omegle up!!!

you:i am horny
stranger:Me too
you:whats conversex?
stranger:no idea
you:sounds good
you:i am sick of all non horny
you:people
you:whats the reason of web chatting if there is no sex involved?
you:?
you:or nudity
stranger:YEAH!
you:i mean come on
stranger:Come on!
you:i was holding my peepee in my hand
stranger:yeah!
you:and i was trying to show it to the girls
you:and i forged my likes list
you:and put Bieber and one direction etc.
stranger:YEAH!
you:a... Continue»
Posted by virgin20yearold 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 195  |  
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Karma: an erotic look into cosmic payback

Today I rode to the local medical marijuana dispensary on my bike. Let me rephrase, my bicycle. I have a car, but have much enjoyed the physical advantages to riding in reasonable distance on a bike. About five miles out, two in, I encountered a silver SUV stalled out in the right lane of a busy street I was biking through. Naturally I stopped because I am a good person, and I know the detrimental exchange of the bystander effect ( When there are more people around, a single person is less likely to help due to the idea that someone else will help out.) I hoped off my bike, asked... Continue»
Posted by jungles 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 191  |  
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Rock Chick

(A night to remember with Lydia the rock chick)

Dante's was such a good club. Isn't it funny that it always seems to be the really good places that close down? Well, it's still there I suppose. It's got a different name now and you wouldn't recognise it at all. New owners, new decor, different music, different clubbers. Higher prices. But I'll always remember it as the rock club where I met her that night. The night she showed me the time of my life. Lydia. Sex goddess. Rock chick.

I'd been living in Sheffield for two months, training with a multinational company that had a local office ... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 189  |  
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"I think i can..." and I did. pt 3

As Cassie and I cuddled closely on my queen size bed, the thoughts got louder and would not stop screaming at me. I'm not sure what happened but when I awoke in a hospital bed, I knew it was bad. Cassie was still by my side talking to nurse about what happened. "...Started violently shaking and he wasn't breathing. Once he calmed a little I was able to do cpr and call 911" She sounded tearful. I sat up slowly which caused them both to jump. I spoke softly to them "It's ok. I'm alright. Thank you Cassie" Neither of them would stop staring at me, it was making me a little paranoid. "Are you ok C... Continue»
Posted by dbam69 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 189

Susanna Francessca UK model and exhibitionist

What a gorgeous exhibitionist this girl is. There are pictures and videos of her at:

http://susannafrancessca.wordpress.com

I photographed her once at her studio and she was such an amazing model. Then I phoned her a month later and suggested a photoshoot outside. She suggested a place near Warwick Castle. We got there fairly early, so there wouldn’t be many people about.

We were stood up pretty high on a hill one side that led down to where the castle was and the other side led to some woods. Susanna had on a white dress with thin shoulder straps. After a few shots she let the shoul... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 3 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 190  |  
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Monsoon Masti With Bank Loan Girl


I'm clear about one thing – I belive in love, but even sex is important. And variety in sex is good! I've been fantasizing about sex since my teenage. And its gotten stronger with age! I've had good time with my maid, some aunties, and girls in bangalore. When I was in college, I used to take “tips" from seniors on how to go about these things. I wish we had more stories like desitales then for the lessons!! Anyway, let me tell you about one incident that happened just before my marriage. I used to think about having sex as many times as possible before marriage. One day in office, I got ca... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 188  |  
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Greasing the wheels

This Down Freedom Road thing, this journey of self-discovery, is taking me places I'd never dreamt of going, - porn-wise that is. I know that no-body cares a fuck, but I keep wanting to update my Profile so as to reflect what has been learnt this week...... Perhaps two steps back and a reappraisal are in order.

For example, the great leap forward was in joining the world of positive porn, - where one bares the chest (at least), comes out into the open, discusses sex, kinks and perversions with other lovely perverts, contributes an idea or two. That was the change-ov... Continue»
Posted by dandrew1 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 186  |  
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The Italian job 4

The Italian Job 4
As I opened my bedroom door I met a sight that made my cock jump again, the maid was in the room but she was bent over cleaning the coffee table, with her back to the door, I could not help noticing I assure you that I could see straight up her dress, she was wearing a thong that had pulled up right into her crack with her vulva lips on each side of it framing it, I could not resist such an apparent invitation, I came behind her, she had not seen or heard me because she had got her iPod on and her earphones in, I sank to my knees behind her, slid my hands around her thighs a... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 185  |  
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sharp exit nearly.

i was approached to attend a swingers party,
i agreed and took a girl,
little did i know id been set up,
as soon as i stripped off i was blindfolded and put in a dark room,
i realised i was not alone,
and a dog started licking my balls,NO I SHOUTED,
i got uptight and angry,
then the blindfold was taken off,
and i was in the middle of 3 fit women oiled up and mine to pleasure.... Continue»
Posted by tricepio 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 183  |  
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sex without love

How do they do it, the ones who make love without love? Beautiful as dancers, gliding over each other like ice-skaters over the ice, fingers hooked inside each other's bodies, faces red as wine, as wet as an indian monsoon in June. How do they come to the come to the come to the God come to the still waters, and not love the one who came there with them, light rising slowly as steam off their joined skin? These are the true religious, the purists, the pros, the ones who will not accept a false Messiah, love the priest instead of the God. They do not mistake the lover for their own pleasure, th... Continue»
Posted by sweetcole12 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 183  |  
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Big City Life

We all tend to blame others for our misfortunes. In my case, I blame
Sandra Foxley. Sandra and I had a great affair for three months, but
she called me on a Thursday night and said we were finished. This
left me with nothing to do Friday night so I went bar hopping and
that's how the trouble started.

I was at the Shanghai Bar; the third stop and the fourth beer of the
evening. Oakland was playing the Yankees on TV when the alien
approached me. He didn't look very odd at first, although I noticed
later that his eyes were more purple than blue and had no lashes. He
mostly kept his han... Continue»
Posted by saguero 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 183  |  
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