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1. When we talk 'listen', it shows us that you care about our feelings.
2. Men should be smart enough and understand that not all our bad moods are connected to PMS-ing.
3. Guys, developing an EQ (Emotional quotient) would help. That however, does not mean that they need to cry at the drop of a hat, it just means you need to be more sensitive towards us.
4. With women communication is the key, so try and talk to us often.
5. Here are some traits we wish men would display – chivalry, making an extra effort with our friends and f****y, because we do the same!
6. Cook for us o... Continue»
The art of making love is supposedly one of the most beautiful and enjoyable acts someone can perform. It gives incredible pleasure and is a wonderful feeling of closeness between two people. We've all seen the movies that set the standard for how we should behave. You all know the scene: the man gently eases his partner down while looking at her fondly. He then confidently and calmly guides her through the processes. He is a confident lover, someone whom she can really lose herself to. It's almost picture perfect, with the small beads of sweat, mood lighting and music. Yes, you would almost b... Continue»
The Italian Job 17
A few days later Ellie came to see me at my apartment, this was truly a royal visit as she had never been before and I got the feeling that she was checking to see if I had got anyone entrenched that she might see as a threat to her private domain, she wandered around, looking at all of my stuff, “Maria came to see me” she commented whilst browsing my books,
I made no comment, I reckoned if she wanted to tell me she would “wanted to know if she could have her job back” she said, now I was curious but determined to hold out so still no comment “how do you feel about that?”... Continue»
REASONS WHY YOU MUST GET TOGETHER WITH A HORSE RIDERS
1) We have four speeds and can be many different positions ...
2) We have on our tight pants
3) We like getting dirty
4) We know how to ride really
5) We always do our best in the drawing
6) We love having control
7) We can ride for hours
8) We know how to deal with big things
9) We are going off and on easily
10) We are always ready
11) We like it hard
12) We have leg and back muscles that help us manage all the different positions
13) We love using whips
14) legs apart is our natural position
15) We do... Continue»
You: kool so u two r wet?? hahaha jk;)
Stranger: and horny
You: haha really?
You: u guys wanna blow me??
Stranger: come here
Stranger: you won'y reagret it
You: comes to u
Stranger: ok we ll waitn to u darlig <3
You: what kinda panties u got on
Stranger: white small panties
Stranger: and no bra
You: mmmm u got big tits\
Stranger: like texas !!!!
Stranger: what u wanna do with them ?:>
You: play with them
Stranger: ... Continue»
after goddess had her promotion she stays a lot busy with work now a days and I had to do the regular hose work and carried out whatever goddess asked to do like a good sissy maid..
it was wensday evening goddess came home all tired and stressed I kneeled infront of her and removed her shoes den liked her sweaty feets dry it was a regular day job .. she got up and went to room after a while when I finished serving dinner I was called to her room goddess was doing some papper work and was worried..
she asked me to strip she didn't even look at me I stood all naked my pubic hair wasn't shaved ... Continue»
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!"
The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle.
"She'll get here soon, and when she does,
you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!"
The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance.
Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion.
Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots
and with a purp... Continue»
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.... Continue»
January 30. 2012
This is my first Journal entry. Why do people write a journal? Probably because they’re lonely. But I, the great Takuri, or at least that’s what I’m calling myself these days, am never lonely. No I’m writing this journal so that other people can see, can read what great things I’ve done and where I’ve erred. It feels like I’m writing the truth. As a magician I spent my whole life living in illusions, bending the truth both to the audience but also to my humble self, now it feels like I can finally tell the whole story, you can’t go to somebody who you are manipulating and tel... Continue»
So that, dear friends, is why the President and I both hope that you will support him as he tries to pass the all important spending cap legislation now before the House, thank you for your time, good night." Jennifer Boyle, the wife of the president, made her way through the clapping throng on her way to the rear exit of the grand ball room in the Century Towers Hotel. A limo with a phalanx of Secret Service agents were waiting to e****t her back to the White House, while she and her body agent, Jimmy Knox and his assistant Bill Dooley all climbed onto the service elevator for the twenty f... Continue»
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18,703 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How many penises does your ideal mate own?
You: i cant really get that
You: i ll say 20
Stranger: too little
You: i am raising my bid to 70
You: oh i cant beat that u win
You: 150 1
You: 150 2
You: 150 3
You: the ideal mate goes to stranger 2
Stranger: *feels proud*
Stranger: in your face sucker I won
You: i lost
Stranger: now what wil... Continue»
In 2003 I was freshly out of school, temporarily unemployed, in a depressing and unhealthy long-distance on-off relationship of the sort that young people who don't know what they want often find themselves in and, further, was newly and angrily "off". I went to a bar with some friends to blow off some steam and got a few drinks down the hatch in short order. There was a new girl working as a table waitress and, while nothing special to look at, she was curvy, showing a lot of strong-looking leg and had a cute smile. We flirted a bit every time I placed an order and I eventually asked what she... Continue»
If you want a repeat performance from your lady friend, it might be a good idea to tap into your sensitive side and step your cuddle game up. Psychologist Susan Hughes said:
“Females placed an overall great importance than did males on all five items measured: intimate talking, kissing, cuddling and caressing, professing their love for their partner and talking about the relationship after sex. In contrast, men placed more importance on gaining extrinsic rewards after sex.”
And these extrinsic rewards include cigarettes, booze, etc.
So what is to be gained from this study (that survey... Continue»
what makes us different from a****ls is we form relationships.or at least some of us do.some of us just behave like a****ls.straight in straight out wham bam thank you mam and move on to the next pussy.
well i am not like that.dont get me wrong i love pussy.i love making love to a woman.i like to think of a woman like a christmas present.not all the biggest presents are the best.not always the most expensive ones either.
they need to be unwrapped with care and attention.and then the surprise you were waitng for can be found.just like in a woman.
i love to take my time with women.no ru... Continue»
Chap. IV - Bio love - Home delivery
--- Chapter IV ---
Other chapters and stories about http://bisoumidomi.unblog.fr/
There is a tool that was extremely important in my life, the Minitel, it was almost my job, at least I had access to the tool from its inception and without restrictions. If the rate it was a curiosity, the arrival of the service of dialogue, ads and other means of communication was a real aubaine.Au beginning, I never used it from time to time to discuss, in general I tried to have my corresponding to such, for further discussion. And of course I do not hide that very o... Continue»
Such situations are definitely not uncommon. Many people who are in long-term relationships do encounter this phase. So why don't you plan some exotic surprises for your partner? Such that he's taken off guard and left asking for more.
Surprises need not necessarily be really pricey. What matters the most is your attitude, the way you show your concern and express your love towards your mate. Here are some innovative ideas...
Men love it when their ladylove makes an extra effort to seduce their senses. All you need to do is to think out of the box!
Sangeeta Ahlawat, a HR... Continue»
The scene is a one-room schoolhouse, somewhere out West.
The teacher is about my age, thirty-five, or even older. But she is
a virgin, a frustrated old maid. She has kept one of the pupils
after school, a strong, six-foot-tall boy who isn’t too bright. She
goes through a stern lecture with him about how he’s not been
paying attention during class, etc. She asks him two or three
tough questions, and when he can’t answer says she’s going to
have to punish him. She tells him to take down his pants; he’s
embarrassed but ... Continue»
I like anime, you know those japanese cartoons that are all the rage with those fringe types of society. I think it's great most of the time, I love the stories, I love the characters, and I love the art styles.
some of my favorites are:
Cowboy bebop, yes I'm one of those where this can't go anywhere but the top, It's great, I started watching it on adult swim and now I own the DVD's. It turned me on to getting a taste for jazz, and queens. I've identified deeply with different characters, and I love the thought of being a space cowboy.
"Trigun/Hellsing", with Trigun I love the cyber... Continue»
Fucked 2 - The Great Rock N Roll Orgy [part 2 of 2]
By: Jo Jo (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Fucked 2 - The Greatest Rock N Roll ORGY of all Time
Well... bestest one I have ever been to anyway.
This follows on from Fucked, and concerns the party that followed the
dissolution of that band.
It was held in a very impressive apartment overlooking the canal system
in the centre of Birmingham. It was above some sort of gym/spa and took
up the entire floor.
The band, as I mentioned before , was Mike , Paul, Niecey , Julie, Ray
and of course Derek.
Also at the bash, 4 or 5 te... Continue»
We start out at this beautiful italian restaurant called Angelinas... small place with a relaxing atmosphere. Perfect for two... siping wine at a candle lit diner we barely eat due to the scintillating conversation.... I ask if ur ready to continue the night to which u agree and we stroll down to the car and make our way back.
The ride is a little awkward at first due to the fact we both have an idea whats to come... so I crack a lame joke to break the tension and entertaining conversation resumes..
We pull up to the house and I ask if ud like company for the night.. please u s... Continue»