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Increase Intimacy in your Relationship

Describe all your feelings, omitting the Shakespearean sonnets. Work out your fantasies. Ask open-ended questions, and be supportive of whatever answer that opens up. Softly whispering what you are going to do to each other will also increase sexual tension. Show your partner that you are willing to pleasure them.

Kiss to Kindle

There is nothing more exciting than a long, sensual kiss. It is seductive and intimate. Proper kissing requires proper pressure and moves. Kissing can start from anywhere, anytime, even before you reach the bedroom. If you really want to get in the right mood, ki... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 259  |  
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Theatrical......5

Theatrical……. 5

I was still holding his head and I rested my forehead against his, “I love you, do you know that, have you any idea how much I love you and thank you for this morning, how long was I out for?” I asked, “oh! about 10 minutes, and there is no need to thank me, you were fabulous and I hope you got what you wanted as I suspect that there was a tiny bit of fantasy being lived in you choosing to fuck a black guy” he said,
I could feel myself blushing, “maybe just a little bit of a one” I said softly, “do you have any more that we can attend to?” he asked, “if it means I can see... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 259  |  
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is this sex? pt 2

man that was one hellava night the sex was priceless ,the sl**p extra well rested lol.I expected sex what i did not expect was a good fucking like that she was a pro when she bent over thats all she wrote.Recovering i decided to take a shower when i heard a lil laugh , see i was in the bed contenplaton when that laugh that i keep hearing became louder "HOLY SHIT" she was in the bed laying with me the whole time reminising i had not got up to piss or any thing i simply opened my eyes and started to think she popped her head up from the covers and said great sex hun? I replied yes ver... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 257  |  
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Laptop Love

I try balancing the laptop on my knees as my left hand fumbles through my underwear, fumbling to get a hold of my hard cock to free him from the tighter and tighter confines of my boxer-briefs. All the while, my right hand clicks furiously on the left button of the mouse -- trying to find a pornographic scene that I am satisfied will put me over the top. A scene that is not too long but not too short. A scene that will not only keep my dick hard but also make me so hot, that I will cum like I have never cum before. After clicking through several porn scenes of various genres of perversions, I ... Continue»
Posted by rightntwo 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 257  |  
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The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)

Man talks to his eleven-year-old son about sex...fifth stab at humor...

The Talk (Fifth stab at humor in sex)

Hello everyone. I know I talked about my ex-wife and mentioned my daughter briefly, but I never mentioned my son. His name is Mike. I just had to bring him up since this being a sex theme site, I was reminded of a talk we had some years ago. You know the talk. Oh yes, that talk. I can't recall how it went exactly, but I think it went something like this.

I was sitting around the kitchen table with my wife Kim. I had a bourbon in front of me and I was looking for... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 257  |  
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Dibs

None of my friends liked Dibs, I don't even
think they knew his real name, just the stupid
nickname some sarcastic teacher gave him.
Dibs was very quiet, never spoke much, seemed to
have no friends. None except me that is. My friends
made fun of him, teased him or ignored him. Well
everyone did really. But I liked him. I liked his
resilience, never seeming to care that he wasn't
part of the social scene. I liked the way that he
was so much clever than everyone, including the teachers
but he was never arrogant. In fact he tried to hide
his intelligence sensing that it ... Continue»
Posted by celcus 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 256  |  
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The Queen

My quest to find the Queen of Sex Fantasy Land in search of the ultimate sexual experience...

The Queen.

I am so ashamed. I am just so ashamed of myself, you have no idea. I have been so bad I should be punished by one or two of you fine looking women. Really, I have been a bad boy. I have let you people down big time. Oh yes, I really did it this time. Here I am on an adult web site and what do I write? c***dish nonsense about lost tribes of wild women, going back to the Garden Of Eden, girls tied to fences. Utter nonsense. Here you people are out there, expecting some hot... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 255  |  
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Ambushed Part 1

By the fall of 1976 Elizette and I had been deeply involved for over a year. A petite Brazilian, she had jet black hair the length of her back, flawless bronze skin, large, dark brown eyes, and a lissome, graceful body. At twenty, she was almost insatiably sexual. We would have sex five or six times a week, sometimes three times a day. Everything from long languid afternoons of massage and foreplay to quickies in public places. Once at a baseball game she sat on my lap in a tactically parted wrap around skirt. On another, we fuck like mink, buck naked, on the altar of a Catholic church und... Continue»
Posted by anacharsis 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 255  |  
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nmdwji writes pre cum dripped at the tip of his di



See Part 3 below! Conan The Barbarian Part4: The amazon needed to get away while it was still dark and Conan's men were sl**ping. She picked Conan up as if he were a doll and threw him on his back on his own horse and jumped on top of him so that he was pinned beneath her. Her huge ass was towards his face. She reached back and placed a leather strap behind his head and pulled his face forward so that his mouth was in her ass and tied the ends of the strap to the front of her waist. Conan's face was now tied to her ass so tightly he couldn't move his head in any direction. "I want that ton... Continue»
Posted by Lateshay 2 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 255  |  
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Just a movie

"... and a large buttered popcorn." He finishes ordering, turns to me and asks, "Anything else?"

"Chocolate," I answer, pointing to the box of nonpareils in the glass case.

"Little bedazzled nipples," I whisper in his ear.

His snort of laughter startles the clerk who smiles nervously as she completes our order.

Gathering up our snacks, we head to the corridor behind the concession stand, walk down the dark hall and find the door.

"Here okay?" he asks, pausing at a short row of seats tucked away in the very back of the room. Judging from their boisterous behavior, the handful o... Continue»
Posted by Chris_total 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 255  |  
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Nothing but fun!

He opened the door to her and took a long look at her. She was wearing a short black skirt, black fishnets with knee boots and a low cut top that showed her amazing big tits, he remembered she had told him that they were 36DD.

"You came" he said as she walked in. He was suprised that she was there as they had met through a website and she had told him she had a boyfriend. Although that didn't matter to her as she had met him by cheating on her ex-husband.

He offered her a coffee to which she said "I'm here for something hot and black hun but it isn't coffee" She then threw her arms arou... Continue»
Posted by lisa5217 1 year ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 256  |  
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one night in a lift with a hot girl...:xxx

Frstt of i'll thanx my frndz that they like ma first story...and now this is ma second story iam realy a sexy guy love to fuck grlz...ok that story is abut that time when iam in spain with my b*****r...by big b*****r..is also love to fuck grlz..i realy enjoyed there..i saw there tow many hot chicks..
gosh...i just want to fuck any grl...but i got no chance...there....then one day..i go in a mall with ma b*o....there...i saw too many hot chicks...ma b*o ask me that why should you go on the second floor u'll enjoye and i go there .
when iam in lift there i saw there a hot grl..in sh... Continue»
Posted by pussy_lover42 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 254  |  
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Knowing the Right Size

If your bra is uncomfortable, it's the wrong one for your body. If you don't look better with it than without it, it's the wrong one for your body.

It really is that simple. But here are some more specific clues that you need to go back to the lingerie department:

• The straps are either falling off or digging into your shoulders
• The band either pinches your rib cage or rides up in back.
• The cups gape or your breasts are oozing out of them (sometimes causing a "dented" look under clothes).
• The underwire either digs into your rib cage or catches your arms when you swing them forw... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 254  |  
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A visit in the night

Chigaru entered Asim’s room like the predator he was. He knew what he wanted and wasn’t leaving without it. Approaching the bed he looked down at Asim’s sl**ping form and smiled at the small snores he could hear. Asim was sl**ping so peacefully. As he turned for the door Asim rolled over and opened his eyes.
“Chigaru couldn’t speak as he looked down at Asim’s chest laid bare by the slipping sheet. He rolled over and sat up some making the sheet slip down even more showing Asim’s smooth mid-drift and as Chigaru looked he saw a trail of hair leading from Asim’s bellybutton down below the c... Continue»
Posted by bigdick099 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 253  |  
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A Devilish Fairy Tale

A Devilish Fairy Tale by Paddy57



Let me tell you a tail of two little devils called Sparky and Brandy.

The Sparky-Devil was not worldly wise and he like all male devils scurried around with massive pair of horns on his head, a little forked tail and a massive erection, ever upward in his mind. He sought one thing - sex. His whole function in life was to make she-devils squeal with pleasure.

The Brandy-Devil was a she-devil, and like all she-devils she liked to Brandy poor he-devils. She would lay traps for them and Brandy them, make fun of their horns, tweak their tails and fi... Continue»
Posted by paddy57 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 256  |  
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Fingerdoo

Bumfelt led Fingerdoo from the bar, back to his car, parked in the alleyway. He opened her door. She brushed past him. The slightest touch of a breast on his arm again like earlier in the interrogation room. Bumfelt shut the door, walked around the rear of the car and climbed into his seat.
“Do you think I’m dangerous?” asked Fingerdoo, looking at him with hungry, slightly inebriated eyes.
“Yes,” replied Bumfelt. “Yes I do.”
“Then, why are you here?”
“I don’t-“
“You like the danger don’t you? You’re drawn to it,” she said, shifting in her seat. Her skirt hitched up. Bumfelt ... Continue»
Posted by sirspunky 9 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 252  |  
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Kirk & Erin

[user]http://xhamster.com/user/teengirerin[/user]

I want to give out a little information before I write this story! My name is Kirk Parmer and I moved to Texas 6 years ago in April and I came from Alaska. I was born and raised in Alaska for 15 years and that is why I have the username Alaska. The xxx is because I like porn! Now this story is titled Kirk & Erin because this is like a parody of the biblical story of Adam & Eve. This story is going to be better though because its going to have sex in it! I hope you will enjoy this and please comment!
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Posted by alaskaxxx 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 250  |  
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IS this sex ? part 1

want to talk about good sex i had some of the best sex of mylife,there she was my sexual wettt pussied demon ready to release my circular testiclerballs of joy wait, wait , i cant start the story like this!!?!! (from the top)!
talk about good sex I had some of the best sex in my life
i mean she was sexy soft had a low voice and was shy she was more the reserved type she didnt rush things like most,as a matter of fact she wouldnt let me touch her the first night only a kiss on the cheek and i thought to my self she must b one of those types that want a relation ship or somethen to that eff... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 249  |  
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Theatrical......3

Theatrical ….3

I awoke with a start 2 hours later and quickly looked around, he was sitting in the chair in just his boxer shorts watching the sport, I sighed as I rested my head back down on the pillow, it had not been a dream, I really was with him but I also realised that the wine contributed to my collapse but I felt totally rested, I also realised that I was in the bed as he had covered me up in bed , I curled up in the bed happy to be with him and watched him, he turned and looked at me then came over then bent and kissed me, I felt so relaxed as I reached up and curled my arm aroun... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 249  |  
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I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I hope you can see the humor in this one, and don't let it happen to you...originally posted under BrianDamage...

I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.

The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.

Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simpl... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 249  |  
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