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Secret Affair

There must be something about me that causes me to be abnormally horny all the time. I don't know what it is but just smelling or being close to any woman can give me a woody the size of Texas. I just love women!! The way they walk, with their cute little shakes, and wiggles drives me wild. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual most women are uninterested in me. Although I consider myself to be handsome and outgoing, most women find me arrogant, and pompous.

Jenna is my steady girlfriend and I try very hard to stay faithful to her. Of course the task would really be a challenge, if another ... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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As I fucked slut

This slut I saw when she left the store. She was twenty years old. She unsuccessfully catching a taxi. I approached her from behind, and that there are f***es punched her in the head. This bitch has fallen to the ground, and I climbed on her and began to fuck on the street. She began to cry:
"Oh, Fuck, Fuck me!" I've never fucked. Fuck "
Its by a dick I broke her hymen. And she screamed, "Fuck, Fuck."
I felt that I wanted to finish. I turned this whore to her face, and finished it on the snout. She was licking my cum from his snout.
"Give me your phone&qu... Continue»
Posted by Sexual_Maniac 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Dear Dirty Diary - part 3

Dear Dirty Diary,

Three weeks passed and it was Sunday morning. The sun peeked softly through the slats of the blinds in our bedroom, showing promise for an inspiring new day. Doug was sl**ping soundly, so I carefully slipped out of bed and headed for the shower. Soon the hot water tingled against my back and trickled down my bum, warming me completely. I shampooed my hair then began to lather the rest of me. The slippery bar of Dove slid soothingly across my wet skin, caressing my body with its softly rounded contours. Sure I had lathered my body completely, I took down the hand-held... Continue»
Posted by AdorableLaura 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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What happened was this!

Alana Wicks was a divorcee in her late thirties. She’d travelled the distance from trophy wife to yummy mummy through to beautifully groomed, well toned divorcee: and a thoroughly bored one at that. She was a tall, very good looking woman with a terrific figure – the gym and swimming saw to that, a mane of wavy blonde hair topped a very attractive picture. Her daughter Zoe was very much like her mother in appearance, but, to put it bluntly, rather dim! She had met Marcus at a disco in town. And she’d had sex with him within an hour of meeting h... Continue»
Posted by Whispa 5 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Ch7/P2)

Omby Amby picked Dorothy up and threw her over his shoulder. She laughed as he carried her to the stern of the ship. There behind the ships wheel was a table, with maps of Oz. Omby placed Dorothy down and slide the maps off. His cock still rock hard, even cumming so much in Dorothy mouth. He got up on the table and laid back.

The stern had a few lanterns, but it was the moon that illuminated it. The moon's light hung over the ship as it made its journey and Dorothy could see Omby cock, sticking up in all its magnificence. She climbed up on the table,facing him and position herself over tha... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Sex on omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

You: asl ?

Stranger: 15 f usa

Stranger: U?

You: 16 m france

You: are you sexy ?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: U?

You: tall, athletic body with 6 packs and blue eyes

Stranger: umm yeah ur sexy

Stranger: I'm shot, thin, athletic, blue eyes, blonde hair, and tan

Stranger: Short*

You: hmm you're sexy too

Stranger: Thanks

You: so have you a bf ?

Stranger: No

You: so you masturbate ?

Stranger: Yeah

You: how much o... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Kelly and I's Seven Minutes of Heaven

At the time of writing, the second story with Kelly, “Kelly and I Hit the Showers” STILL hasn’t been uploaded, so I’ll just go ahead with this third part and hope that the second one goes through the modding process before this one. If it doesn’t, part 2 will most likely be on my blog here since that goes up instantly. So this is part 3, the last part with this character for now. I’ll start taking requests now, read my blog on that! As usual, if you’re just here for the sex, use CTRL+F or scroll down to find this:


PLEASE comment! :)

Busy chatter filled the night air.... Continue»
Posted by soniclemon 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Men Jokes

One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
"The good news," replied Adam.
"Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
"OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?"
"I only gave you enough bl**d to operate one at time."

Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

How can you ... Continue»
Posted by TeenieR 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Company With Men!

Diane, a former prostitute wants to escape away from her abusing
pimps and other men. She wants to change her life around to become a
better person. Diane wants to go back to school, and get a good job. But, it's
seem whatever she do, she always fail. Diane loves to dress sexy, she
is 45 year old, and has a curvy shape with a size 48 D cup breast. Diane’s
hip is very wide and her ass shake very heavy when she walk. Guys
can't resist stopping and staring at her. She just ignores them and continues
walking. One day Diane have an interview for a job, Diane wore a short mini
skirt (you co... Continue»
Posted by Darkpussy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Findxpartner-How To See Ur Friend Naked Pics

People, ever found a small glance of your findxpartner friends bosom while she bent low to choose something up?

Ever wanted you could have seen more? Of course..

If you have a companion who has relationship a magnificent looker, you would be inclined to imagine about your buddy's attractive time frame undressed too.

We want to see it more than ever. But more often than not, possibilities will come banging on your entrance if you can just understand to be on the lookout at the right time.

Spending a day out with your buddies at an alone identify, where in addition, there's a ... Continue»
Posted by carolwilliams 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

Summer Lawns Chapter 5

Chapter 5

As the grass grew that summer he came to terms with her complex moods, and gained her trust, something her husband had never done. They never actually became lovers, but Sandra never seemed to mind his dog-like devotion, and for Charles it was better than nothing.

Of course all this sex and gardening had filled Charlie’s head so much, he was oblivious to the rest of the world. It was almost like waking from a dream the day he went back into the village pub. He had even moved into the rooms above the old stables, which cut him off from the rest of the world. Sudd... Continue»
Posted by zeff999 17 hours ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  

A slight problem.

This is a story that is both part fiction and part truth.

You see, the thing is, I am something of a masochist. I like pain. Now, I'm not into the hardcore stuff like taking jumper cables to the sack or being stomped on by stiletto heels. I just like the light stuff, maybe some smacking around, hair pulling, and some of that. I might even be able to be talked into being whipped. I won't be tied though. The desperate urge to be able to defend myself should (God forbid) halfway through my bondage session, my mistress decides she didn't like the fact that I had lunch with a fema... Continue»
Posted by SinSeeker 5 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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A Sexy Romp Through Space-Time

I basically wrote this story just to see if I could pull it off. It is an unedited once over piece but it has gotten good feedback so I decided to post it and see what other people think.



A cold and bitter wind blew through the darkened English countryside, carrying the promise of snowfall before morning. Across the land, Muggles and Wizards alike wisely chose to avoid the winter weather and instead found things to do indoors where it was safe and warm.
Despite being wrapped in numerous layers of defensive magical spells, ... Continue»
Posted by wraithe_13 9 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Ranam Muscle Pump

Ranma muscle Pump
Nabiki finds a pump that can pump up muscle

Writer note-

This was a commission I did

This tales doesn't start in an ancient land, or far of galaxy. It starts in a
small off town in the country of Japan, but it story would effect the world.
It was an ordinary sunny day and no one thought that this day will change
people lives. Nabiki was walking into Nerema School walking down the hallway

"She here ... she here" A small man said looking down the hallway. He was
using a tube from paper tower roll as a telescope ... Continue»
Posted by lilguy41 3 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  

risky toolshed sex with the chavs

well last night i was watching football when i get a knock at the window. its the chav crew. its jason, nicky and jamie. anyway they want to come in. the house was empty so i let them in

They want a shag off me so i said ok, anyway the car comes up the drive its the f****y so i quicky get them out of the house through the window.

anyway as i do that jamie and nicky leg it over the wall. jason however just hides. i go to door open it and then go see f****y into house. i say im just getting a drink of mountain dew out of the shed. we keep some pop in there along with other tinned stuff( ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Great car Mate! - A tale of Tea, Biscuits and som

I’ve told you about my fuck buddy and our first adventure with another guy, here is a tale of a very unusual dogging experience up at Wisley.
We arrived quite late one night and parked up in the cafe car park, both of us climbed into the back and started to kiss and cuddle as you do, I’m quiet keen to start removing her clothes as well as mine!
I’m down to my underpants and she is now just in her basque and stockings I’ve loosen her shoulder straps and sucking on her firm tits and tonguing her hard nipples, she has such wonderful tits and I can’t leave them alone, I take a peek outside an... Continue»
Posted by flashgit 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  

Mary's Furtive Fetish

Mary was feeling a little worried. She was due to go to college in a couple weeks, which meant she had to move into the dorms.

"Can't I still commute from home?" Mary asked her parents.

"Oh no!" They said, "You wouldn't be getting the full college experience." They explained.

"Well," Mary tried, "Can I at least have a single dorm? How will I have any privacy if I share room with someone?"

"That's more expensive," They said, "And unnecessary, you'll make more friends and socialize more if you share a room with someone."

Mary valued her privacy and alone time. She was a straigh... Continue»
Posted by ifm 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  

festival fun

i was at a festival with four friends this summer and me and one girl sarah decided we'd share a tent.sarah is a sexy brunette with a face you would love to cum all over ass you'd love to lick and pussy to pound...

one night i went back to the tent early as i had thought of a brilliant idea.alone in the tent i went looking through her bag and found a lovely pair of white panties.the smell of them was making my cock throb in my jeans i had to start wanking it off furiously.while wanking i managed to find her tooth brush this excited me even more.i placed the toothbrush in my mouth panties ov... Continue»
Posted by emmawatsoncummer 5 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Angler's Delights Ch. 01

(Fishing couple discovers camp mates)

My wife, Virginia, and I had been driving continuously for over eighteen hours in a mad dash to get to our favorite Atlantic Salmon river for the season's opening day. The biggest obstacle that remained in our way was Kurley's Mountain! Commencing at near sea level, Kurley's Mountain Highway climbed the sea side of the mountain to over fifteen hundred feet above sea level. Climbing a distance of slightly less than four kilometers, with the last kilometer having the highest grade incline, the engine of our fully loaded four wheel drive howled in protest ... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  

Top Reasons Why Men Cheat

There are quite a few reasons that could contribute to why men get involved with other women. Mainly, the sexual attraction, companionship, and curiosity pull men closer to those that they will have an affair with. TV shoes, advertisements, movies, and novels also contribute to the excitement of the lust for more women. While women tend to cheat on their boyfriends, fiancés, or husbands for reasons such as intimacy, sex, and money, men have a few different reasons.

Most of the time men wind up cheating to have more sex. They might lack enough sex in their current relationship, so they might... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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