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The I talian Job 6

The Italian Job 6
This story contains some reference to what can only be described as c***d abuse so if you are of a nervous disposition or hate anything of this nature then close it now but as it is a part of the overall tale then I must tell it, I apologise in advance if I offend anyone, it is not intentional.
I returned to the village and as suspected faced an inquisition from Maria, she wanted to know all about my weekend with Rosanna, what was her house like?, did she really live alone?, was it wild sex?, was anyone else there?, and last but not least did I prefer Roseanna to Maria or ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Scott and Sara Chapter One

Chapter One: Feelings realized


It was a friday and there was Sara sitting Alone in her living room watching Television. As she landed on something finally interesting the power clicked off.

"No!" she shouted

"Sara!?" Her roommate Scott said emerging from his room.

Sara met Scott six months earlier, he was new in town and was looking for a place to stay and Sara was between jobs and desperately needed half of the rent so she agreed.

"The whole block's out!" Scott said looking out the window.

"So what do you want to do?" she asked.

"Umm.... how's work?" he asked.

"It'... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 9 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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Leslie Loves Sneaking Sex

Leslie, (from the blowjob story) was a really hot girl I met in high school, dated some much older guy during her first year in college but for the upcoming second year of school had broken up with him. For the second year she was moving into an apartment near me with her long time friend Sue.

The first day we moved in, Leslie called me and I invited her and Sue over to my apartment for a few drinks. Sue hit it off with one of my roommates and Leslie asked me to go back to her apartment. She clearly wanted to finish what started a over a year earlier and when we got back to her apartme... Continue»
Posted by nvision 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Susan and John go shopping.

Susan was just parking her car at the shopping precinct when her iPhone pinged.

Txt 'Hi sue, what's happening babe.im rained off. Gone for a beer.'

She face timed him. " hello you sexy man. Hope your still getting paid haha"

"Course I am can't afford to not be with you about haha"

"That's true coz I'm at the Metro Centre I'm shopping for Tunisia, thought I'd buy some new bikinis maybe."

" oh don't waste any money. Just go naked. Hehehe"

"Pervert"

"Who me?? Haha now babe you know I love you flashing that hot bod of yours. Haha. Give me a flash of ya tits I've not seen them... Continue»
Posted by Les1111 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Read on for 50 witty, poignant, and just plain fam

1. “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen
2. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
3. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
MORE: The Beginner’s Guide to Kinky Sex
4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa
5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33
6. “Sex is the most fun you can have without ... Continue»
Posted by AntGeisha 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Wonderfully Naughty Wizard of Oz (Ch7/P1)

Leandra walked out to the throne room. Looking up at the blacken throne of her father, now her's to rule. "Servant come forth and show yourself." She turned from the throne to a small nome coming out of the shadows. He was of average nome height. Had round thin glasses birched on a long nose. His beard was the color of coal. His long robe dark like fresh spilled bl**d, covering his small frame.

"Yes my Queen, what can I do for you."

"What is your name."

"Looppen, your majesty."

"Well Looppen you are my new right hand. You have heard Kaliko screams. Betray me or disappoint me and yo... Continue»
Posted by teflonsamurai 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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The Hooker's Tale

The Hooker's Tale
Recounted during her holy pilgrimage with her sinful s****rn and their devoted slaves, along the Street of Shame, to the sacred shrine of the Dress Shop and the Champagne Bar.
(with apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer)

What is it about all the dirty fuckers who pick up hookers like me in the street.
There is certainly none of this shite about virginity and fidelity. Except for a deluded
few, they all want dirty girls. They want high-risk sex with dirty sluts who will give
them a dose as like as not. They want to stick their dirty dicks in a filthy hole that
still... Continue»
Posted by Pelops1 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Future Fuckin' - Fiction

January 5, 2113
Today was better than yesterday, at least. I was only f***ed to ejaculate seven times, compared with the 12 times I had to endure yesterday. I'm not sure what they think they're doing to me, but I know that if they keep it up, my balls will run permanently dry. They already feel like a couple of dust bunnies and I'm only halway through the week!

January 6, 2113
I was talking to a new "recruit" today about what's been going on outside these walls since I got here a year ago. Apparently, not much has changed. The Worldwide Overpopulation Mitigation And Neutralization program... Continue»
Posted by femalesonly 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Having Friends for Lunch: Strange Relationship &nd

With a Sunday afternoon unexpectedly free – many thanks to Richard’s rabble of students, to a man seemingly unable to cope with the dual pressures of actually doing work and handing it in on time, leaving Richard with piles of marking to do – I decided to hit the bookshops. Sounds sad, I know, but I find little to compare with the simple pleasure afforded by wrapping myself in a good book! Internet sites are all terribly convenient, but for me book shopping should be a tactile, sensual experience. I need to pick up and flick through fifty books before I decide. Thus, opting f... Continue»
Posted by ChrisTracy 5 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Italian Job 9

The Italian Job 9
Now to return to Italy, you remember that Maria had told me all about the situation when her father and uncle ****d her and I hope by now you have all forgiven me.
I got a phone call one morning at the factory, a strange sounding woman’s voice that asked me to meet her at the factory the following night, I asked what it was about and the voice just said it was a query on my contract, I then asked why it could not be dealt with during the day and she said she was out of town and would not be back till the evening and hoped it would not be a problem, I talked to Maria about i... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Happy days ..

So it was way back when the old mid-summer hippy festival used to happen in the fields adjacent to Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain ( that's in England - for our overseas readers ! ) . The current fairy had persuaded me to go to the festival with her and her ex, strange maybe but he had a car .......
We got there and pitched the tents, grabbed a beer and proceeded to skin-up and get nice and mellow. All was going well and she asked me to go for a wander about the site to see what was happening. I don't know if you ever went there, but it was a bit anarchic and a 'no-go-area' for the police. Y... Continue»
Posted by thakery59 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Hardonis Academy P-12

Chapter 12, Third Day


The three new friends met at breakfast the next day, they were all smiling. Even though they had not had sex with each other, they seemed sure of forming a tight bond. The Academy was centered on the Hall building, which included the dining area, library, club rooms, student council and newspaper offices, and the theater. To the East were the two dorm buildings. To the West was the sports complex, which included the medical office. To the north was the administration building, witch included the guidance councilor’s office. To the South was the large square ... Continue»
Posted by VictorL4fun 4 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Cindy gets her first taste of anal.

Cindy moaned softly as Dane slipped two fingers inside of her. She felt the familiar ripples of orgasm overwhelm her senses, body tightening around his digits, juices dripping onto his hand. She stood there, rigid as his fingers worked their magic, rubbing and caressing her secret places.

She looked down at him sitting in front of her, arm muscles tensed, and saw the predatory gleam in his eyes, he wanted her... NOW... She whimpered at this, remembering the other times he had made her cum until it felt like her head would explode. He seemed to be holding back now, teasing her, his fingers ... Continue»
Posted by fotisampini 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Eurotica 14: First day of the holiday

One of many tales I wrote - with many more to come if I get feedback!

Eurotica 14: First day of the holiday


Lorna was sitting back on her plastic chair and looking up, there was barely a cloud to be seen in the sky and a distant jet plane broke the blue void.
She was sat on the top balcony of the holiday apartment, the sun was high in the midday sky and the heat was entering every pore.
She was a redhead and her pale skin could suffer in that climate, it was for the best not to overdo it on the first day of the holiday. Why be in pain for the rest of it?
She put her sunglasses b... Continue»
Posted by nickyb1968 5 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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How we met - She got the magic juice (Part 1)

Memories of a girlfriend from the 80's - How we met

We met at a disco. She was together with a friend having some fun in town. We started talking and after a short time we went to the dance floor - She danced very close and I gave up trying to hide that I had a hard on and started to push my leg between hers when dancing around - She gave me a knowing smile and we had another few dances.
It was hot and the music was very loud inside the disco and we decided to get some fresh air - She went to her friend and whispered something and we went outside in the nice summer night.

Outside we ... Continue»
Posted by drbimmer1965 1 month ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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C.D.s Magic Love Skin Cream





CD’s Magic Love Skin Cream

By J. J. Scribe

No one could have guessed the truth about CD’s obsessive sex life. To
any casual observer—or even a curious one—he appeared to be a perfectly
normal man. He was a junior partner at his firm in Philadelphia, with a solid
financial future in front of him. Though he didn’t attend regularly,
he was a member of the First Methodist Church, a friendly face at
coffee hours and social events.

Though divorced for five years, he remained friends with his former
wife and was a loving father to his three c***dren, sharing them on
alternati... Continue»
Posted by jjscribe1 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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10 things a woman should know

1. Calling you does not mean we are hitting on you
Most men are left wondering that why’s it that just because he called you, you assumed he wants you to fill in the post of his girlfriend. He may actually just want to hang out with you.

2. You are much prettier without all that makeup
Your basic foundation and kajal is fine, but layers upon layers of makeup only makes you unappealing to your guy. So keep it simple.

3. When you act giggly, it’s seriously embarrassing
When you spot your gang of girls while you are out with your boyfriend, don’t squeal and go giggly or jump up and down.... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Platonic Hazard

The resounding crash as feet hit water. Ragged breathing. Hearts pumping a mile a minute. I could still hear them behind me. They were shadows in the night, but still tired just as easily. I ran through another puddle, giving them insight as to how far ahead I was...but also how far behind me they were. Minutes after I had ran through the water, I heard the same puddle being disrupted and allowed myself a little grin. Ahead of me an alley way opened into a dead end. I didn't realize this until I had reached the end of it. Staring around myself for any sign of escape I turned when a harsh chuck... Continue»
Posted by Androidbarbie2068 3 years ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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LIVING DOLL - Horror


by Seychelle

Living Doll


Until six weeks ago, Pat would have thought anything was better than hospital work.

In fact, when she'd been hired as a private live-in nurse down South, she'd thought it ideal: generous pay, easy hours to let her pursue her further education, and no rent. The recruitment agency could tell her little about her patient/employer Alastair Darragh; what little she'd picked up since did not extend far past the observations that he was a cantankerous recluse who'd driven away previous nurses, an expert in occult studies, and was older than God - b... Continue»
Posted by DoeTheBrat 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Ace in the Hole

Ace Baxter was named after Ace Cannon the famous saxophonist, adored by his father who played his records from morning ’till night and who wanted his son to take up the instrument and become a professional musician. Unfortunately Baxter the younger turned out to be tone deaf and ended up with a job washing glass receptacles in a laboratory.

During his short tenure with the Wittislow d**g Company they made a remarkable break through that shook the world and delighted the intelligence community beyond belief. Known as the Wittislow Truth d**g it threatened to revolutionize the questioning of ... Continue»
Posted by Belle_Sunshine 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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