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Beginner's Meeting, A Play (Third stab at hum

Beginner’s Meeting, A Play

Scene 1: A church basement. An odd looking assortment of people are sitting on metal folding chairs arranged in a circle. In the corner is a table with coffee and donuts.
Characters:
Charles: Middle aged man, about 40 dressed in a plaid sweater. He is the group leader.
Pete: a.k.a. Pervert Pete, a graying man of about 60 dressed in a raincoat.
Bob: A fidgety man of about 35 who continually clutches an inflatable sheep.
Alan: Middle aged man of about 48 dressed casually in jeans and a dress shirt.
Carrie: Middle aged woman, about 45 dressed rather scantily. ... Continue»
Posted by Exakta66 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Inexcusable Love Part 1

Chapter 1~

Cranbrook Secondary.
1:17 p.m.
Friday.

"Hey Cranbrook Secondary. Here are your daily announcements. Cheerleading squad needs to be at the Lions football game at four thirty for practices before the B.C. Lions play Chicago. If you want my advice guys, bring a camera-" laughing in the background- "and now for the choir. Hey Choir students, wondering if there are any extra try outs? Fortunately, yes! Try outs start after school at three o' five so be there sharp! Lastly,grade twelve drama singing tryouts-" I straightened my back to listen carefully- "will be held in the north ... Continue»
Posted by milli214 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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First Time Interracial Guy Anal Painfully Short

My asshole is still aching every time I need to take a shit and I hold it, and it feels shamefully good when I go as it slides out my destroyed gaping ass. My cock has been getting rock hard when I notice the pain in my ass as I’m sitting in my meeting trying to re-adjust my position. It’s the perverted disgusting little things that made getting ****d worth it, but I guess you can’t really call it that when you ignore every instinct and put yourself in a situation like that.

I was feeling horny, desperate, working a lot and stressed out… for whatever reason searched and actually found a dec... Continue»
Posted by letsnotell 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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More makeup sex because it’s awesome

He pressed his lips to hers as he pushed the tip of his dick inside her gently, the whimper she let out made his arms quiver at either side of her head, and she held onto the side of his face so she could kiss him even deeper, while he filled her further and further until she was full.

“Oh,” she pulled away enough to whisper against his lips, “that’s so good.”

A few days before had been their biggest fight yet; real yelling, real hurt feelings, real tears, and it had been the first time it took a while to resolve it. In bed together, kissing, and feeling him inside her, it reminded them ... Continue»
Posted by monster__cock 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Cute And Sensual School Love

As it turned out I was the highest scorer in my cbse exams of class 10 among that class, so very soon I started getting my response from teachers and friends including girls. A few of them struck me as they were very beautiful, and one of them was she. Even though I am writing this story with our mutual consent, let me not display her name, some things are better kept secret. She was a damn good looking girl, with a cute look, average height of 5.3 and a killing smile. A smile for which half the school will die for. She was among the most beautiful girls of the school. She had small boobs whic... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

LUST OR REGRET YOU DECIDE

I was 24 when I had my first job at a law firm it was what I had studied to do in the last 4 years,
I was really pleased to be able to work as a defense lawyer for the next few years it was always my intentions to one day have my own law firm,
While working in the office there was always opportunities to date some of the office girls in fact it was so easy for me to chat them up as a single man I was always told that I was very good looking young man,
Over the coming months I was promoted and was moved upstairs to the new department,
It was then I saw this lad... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Great Sex

There is a difference between sex and great sex. Sex is just doing it and getting it done. Great sex is enjoying it and making it last maybe even for days. Undressing each other and marveling each body. I love to undress the man and kiss the bare skin as I uncover it. I want him to do the same to me. Lick amd suck each others nipples. I really love everything underneath a mans pants. That nice thick cock, the full balls and of course the sexy ass. Ass is my favorite. Kiss and lick those ass cheeks then spread them and find that nice bud. Lick all around it and kiss it and surprise him when I i... Continue»
Posted by polygirl42 3 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Surprise

I did not write this, if you did and want me to take it down just say so.

His Surprise

The k**s were off to grandma's so they had the night to themselves. It had been a while since they had any real privacy, and at first they seemed lost in the silence that fell like a blanket over their otherwise frantic domain. Matt uncorked a bottle of good wine and suggested that they play a game of backgammon on the back patio and enjoy the sunset and each other.

While they played, their three dogs romped about the spacious acre of green grass that was their backyard. Beau, the black lab, was Mat... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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league of legends

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play games lets add each other
Please DO NOT send me friend request if you are u******e.

Hi this is not a story but i had an idea i am 21 an bisexuali love shemales and i play league of legends on eune server why dont we add each other and play and chat ;-)
So you know if you like shemales or guys or you are a foot fetish lover and you play g... Continue»
Posted by iwannis95 1 year ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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I'm a CockHero!

I've just discovered the best video game ever. It's kinda like GuitarHero... only different. It's called CockHero... it's a video game for your wiener and it's awesome! Has anyone else played it? I'm addicted. It's not actually a video game... it's porn.

The game is simple enough. Each game (usually around an hour) is made up of several shorter rounds... the rounds are sexy music videos set to a thumping, good stroking beat. The early rounds usually start slow... a pretty girl or two... dressed sexy... dancing to a slow steady beat... maybe one beat per second. Your assignment... should you... Continue»
Posted by dickpixie 2 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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The Butterfly

I enjoy working behind the bar, serving drinks,cheeky banter with boobs like mine
I am eye candy behind the bar, the other good thing is I get to find items left behind by the general public.
It was on such an occasion that I found THE BUTTERFLY!
What's that I hear you shout,it's a sex toy,pretty sophisticated one, a bullet shaped body with two wings on elastic thong, plus a remote control. Totally wireless, abandoned under a table, maybe the bright pink carrier bag was a bit girly for the stud muffin who left it!
Opening the bag imagine my surprise when finding a box with German words Sc... Continue»
Posted by DiamondLife 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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3D Printing for Pleasure

3D Printing for Pleasure by [user]sexcadpro [/user]

I am old enough to remember when the VCR ushered in a golden age of pornography. 3D printers may be starting a golden age of sex toys. 3D printers can create custom sized or engraved toys in the privacy of your own home (or local library, hackerspace, or service provider). Regardless of your exact fetish, there are a three steps you follow each time you create your own 3D printed sex toy.

Step 1: 3D Model

Every 3D print starts with a 3D model. You can create your own 3D model if you have CAD software like A... Continue»
Posted by sexcadpro 7 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The

St Paddy's School for the Scandal – The Head Girl does her Oral Examination


First – this is a naughty schoolgirl bondage fantasy for adults – it is not intended to imply any u******e or other practices!! Think St Trinians!

In the wilds of the countryside there exists a School. It has large lush grounds, playing fields and woods. The main school building is probably Victorian in era. One can never be quite certain about these things, but it is a large gray stone building with fake Gothic arches and spires and it has ivy growing over it. The main building houses the teacher’s offices an... Continue»
Posted by paddy57 2 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Steamy story

I originally wrote this for a chick on a dating site who may or may not have been a dude... or a bot...

I'm looking at that picture of you in the black dress with the white polka dots. I can imagine you wearing that, one spaghetti strap dangling over your tattooed shoulder. Our eyes meet with a sultry glance and your hand teasingly reaches into your dress, exposing more of your creamy white flesh, but not enough to reveal aereola. From the bulge in my pants and the approving look on my face, you know the curves of your toned, slender body are driving me to the edge of sanity. First, yo... Continue»
Posted by Fork 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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First Time in Person

Our eyes locked across the length of the airport lobby. We'd met
countless times before, but only in cyberspace. From the first time
we'd chatted and ended up teasing each other into frenzied orgasms, we
knew we'd have to meet in person. When we "talked" online, we always
skipped the small talk, "Hi, how are you?" and sped right to the sex.
Sometimes it was slow and seductive, but mostly it was hard and direct,
with lots of colorful language.

I was 22. You were 34. We had talked about desires. I wanted an older
man, someone to dominate me, take advantage of me. You wanted a
y... Continue»
Posted by Gyrl 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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Enjoyed by thieves



Hello everyone I would be never be able to forget the most nerve wrecking night of my life I am girl from Mumbai my name is Sanjana I am working with an IT company staying all alone in my office accomodation. I like seducing men because I am incredibly sexy with a milky white body like 36b – 32 – 38 figure fleshy and tight pussy . I have got a very seducing eyes , long hairs, gorgeous lips I have coloured my hairs red , and always keep body clean , non hairy and smell ... Continue»
Posted by bava12 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Great Sex

How many a****ls do you find after great sex? 2 tired Asses,1 wet Kitty,and dead Cock.... Continue»
Posted by bildwarrior 6 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Porno Night


Lying in bed she said: shall we watch a porno? What, really? I asked, not sure if it was some sort of trap, wary from her Columbo routine by now.
But she was really, not really sure, but really all the same. Ok, but I’m not sure if I know any websites. She laughed – such an absurd lie could not be taken too seriously.

Up popped the main page. It’s a bit much she complained. These are just the categories, I said, we haven’t even got to the proper bit yet!
I scrolled down the categories. Ok, so we’ve got interracial, mature, storyline, female friendly – what’s that? she asked. That’s wher... Continue»
Posted by Josef_K 5 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Sexual Awakening Part 8: The Cure for What Ail

One Week Later....

As I regained my strength in my room. Ben was there every day keeping me aprised of his research. "Dude!" he said bursting into my room. "Guess what I found!" he added. "What?" I asked lampooning his excitement. "I found THE Milo Rembaldi expert, his name is Dr. Michael Reyerson!" "And this helps us how?" I asked. "Because not only is he the Rembaldi expert he's also his great grandson. He was Born Milo Michael Rembaldi!" "We gotta talk to this guy, he has to have answers!" I said sitting up. "The only drawback is that he lives and works in Coleman...that's 40 miles away!... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Manghihilot na manyak!

In our place, there is one quack doctor as I can say. We locally called this "manghihilot", whenever we have some kind of sickness that medical doctors can not cure, we turn to them for cure. They usually use oil and oration and other amulets that drives sickness or bad spirits away. They usually do "hilot" or a type of curative massage that focuses on relieving bodily pains and sickness.

Our "manghihilot" is known in our area since I was a c***d, during that time he is on his 50s or something. Until now, he still performs "hilot" and at his age, which I assume at around 80s, is still ... Continue»
Posted by mrsbogmaliso 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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