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Life is a Roller Coaster Ride


I believe every now and then life brings you full of surprises. Your relations with old buddies Vanish in a moment , You develop new relations and your relations with old friends with whom you are proud off go so bitter that you don’t feel like calling them and on the other side you get in touch with new friends and they become integral part of your life.

This story is all about such relations which turned into some serious involvements and I am from Indore working in a Reputed Company at a very senior position and I am marrie
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Posted by bava12 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Mary's Furtive Flatulent Fetish Part 3


Mary and Angie continued to have weekly farting contests. Their weekly contests and gas inducing foods made them perpetually gassy. It seemed like neither Amy nor Mary could go 20 minutes without letting out some farts. Amy felt very comfortable around Mary, and passed gas freely around the dorm bedroom. Mary was still shy, and tried to let them out as silently as possible. Despite her best efforts, Mary usually couldn't let them out silently. She would shift her round plump ass, trying to let them out quietly, but usually failed to Angies great amusement. Angie would usually respond by lean... Continue»
Posted by ifm 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Discovery - Strange Relationship Version X Chapter

The Red Dragon is, I suppose, my local, in that it’s the closest pub to my house. Saying that it’s not actually terribly close, being about a fifteen-minute walk away, and I didn’t frequent it a great deal. Richard loved the place though, being equidistant from his house in the opposite direction, and hence we spent a few Sunday lunches there followed by a walk back to his house. I wasn’t all that keen on eating there, what with owning my own restaurant anyway, and I always felt a little put out that Richard knew all the other patrons so well, whilst I often felt like a... Continue»
Posted by ChrisTracy 6 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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The Adventures of Teri Sue

Teri Sue walked down the yellow brick-road wearing her trademark red-riding hood and carrying a basket with cake and wine for her grand-aunt. She was in a rather good mood as the sun shone on her smiling face with its rosy cheeks. The weather was perfect for the delighting trip she had been looking forward to for so long.
Her shoes, also the same color red as her hood, clapped on the yellow bricks in an upbeat rhythm and you could tell how full of energy she was having just started on her trip. She felt like singing and started humming a melody that she made up as she went along. Her a****l c... Continue»
Posted by ButtyBratToughL 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Many moons ago

Nature's Delightful twins (and body)

Twin Breasts

This story goes back many sunrises and moon sets.

(60 years ago things were different then> but good!)

I was a young 'strapper' back then playing football, horse riding and playing cricket and loved to swim.
At the age of 15 mum took sick so dad arranged for me to go and stay with some good friends of his at a favourite beach side town.
The people weren't rich and lived in an old railway cottage ( right beside the tracks) yet still close for a quick walk down to a lovely white sandy beach.
Here the waves were high but gentle but ... Continue»
Posted by free2speakmymind 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Worm - Memoir

A few years ago, a good few years ago, I used to subscribe intermittently to a fetish mag called Axis which regular readers of my stories will already be aware of. You may even have heard of it; or even been members. It was, I think, a non-commercial enterprise but has now folded.

Anyway, the first meeting I had through it was with Mistress V, a lifestyle Domme, which I have already told you about.

A couple of years after Jodie and a couple of other girlfriends, and single, I encountered ‘The Worm’ and that’s what I’d like to share with you today…

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I can't remember ... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 2 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Bitter...But Oh So Sweet

As I sit here and write this I think to myself...this is still one of the most...well, when you read it you'll see what I'm talking about.

Around the same week I met a sexy BBW & a Atlethic yet thin guy:

She had chocolate skin, huge tits, a huge clit that stood straight up (she showed me via pics) & a thick ass that made you want to just bite it! She was very pretty in the face as well.

He was toned everywhere! His stomach was filled with muscle, his skin was carmel & smooth, HIS DICK WAS HUGE!

I talked to both of them eveyday. I was more of a friend to him and we saw each... Continue»
Posted by PeircedPlumpPleasure 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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New Rain

I said something wrong, you’re angry. Pacing back and forth you pause and look over at me. You turn away, reach for your keys and head for the door.

“No” I cry out as I run to you “don’t go.”

You are already out the door headed to your truck, when you reach the tailgate to close it you feel my hands grab your arm.

As you turn your head in the darkness you see me. My hair already drenched from the rain, my tender eyes pleading with you to stay, to love me, my flowered sundress soaked and clinging to the sexy curves of my body.

You turn your body towards mine. I can see your d... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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The Porch (an un-story)

The collar snug against my neck...a leash attached to the porch rail on both sides limits my movement....the warm breeze gently blows across my naked body...kneeling on the porch step my hands laced in front of me pushing my full round breast together...my strong desire for your thick throbbing cock as you stand on the porch with your jeans undone...teasing my lips making my mouth open wide for it… making my neck press against my collar as I stretch out for it...my mouth waters watching your fingers squeeze your shaft firmly as you stroke it forward & back...knowing you have full control of wh... Continue»
Posted by vividtease 4 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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The Future

It's the thirty first century and I'm a cop who just completed an assignment. Me and my parner busted some d**g kingpin importing d**gs from another planet making a killing. The d**g was similar to cocaine but only stronger and the both of us came and closed up shop permanently. Afterwards I went straight home and took a long warm shower. I stood there and let the water come crashing down my body feeling all the tension float away after a long day of catching the bad guys and kicking ass. In the kitchen my girlfriend was making dinner and I could smell it all the way in here. When it came to w... Continue»
Posted by my_way_out 9 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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10 strange facts about kissing

Think you know a thing or two about kissing? You probably do. But the facts below are so off the beaten path, we’ll bet you don’t know them all—and they could come in handy. Not only could they provide some steamy “Did you know…?” chit chat, but they’ll help you see all the benefits a satisfying lip lock can bring into your life. Happy smooching!

1. Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss.

2. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now that’s a rigorous workout!

3. Like fingerprints or ... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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The name's James Hard-on. Part II

This is a James Bond Gay spoof.

I answered it. "Hard-on here."

The boss B spoke. "Did you manage to find any evidence of Wadd?"

I smirked and pulled out the closed container of his white fluid. "Oh affirmative. I definitely 'managed' to pull it out of him. 3 pints of it possibly from my gues."

"Hard-on. You didn't."

"Well you wanted DNA, didn't you?"

"Yes but a simple skin sample would have sufficed."

"Yeah but what fun would that have done..." and I made a little titter. "Noblofeld is heading to Switzerland for some reason and I have to find out where exactly in or... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  
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Pilot and lesbian

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a les... Continue»
Posted by semper-et-ubique 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Facial Faux Pas

This story is completely true and takes place about 3 years ago (2009). I had been seeing my ex girlfriend for about 2 months at this time and we had done pretty much everything but sex. Normally we would see each other once maybe twice a week because we lived about an hour away from each other. So because we were teenagers, we just needed to do something sexual every time we go together. Usually this would end up in her giving me head, or me fingering her.

The reason we did not actually have sex is because we were both virgins and she wanted to wait a little while before we eventually ... Continue»
Posted by Monkeyfohead16 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  
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First BJ cd/cd

The first time I gave a blow job to another gurl was some years ago, She could only meet after 3 am when she got off work. I took a room with a hot tub in hopes of using it. I laid in some frozen vodka and a few munchies. I did my makeup, shaved everything to perfection. Corset, black stocking, FGPs (black and red toeless}, and I had my pedicurist put fuck me red polish on my nails.

She arrived on time and went into the bath to change. She would have been a very good looking trap with some minor effort. We got into bed and I asked a few necessary questions like are you disease free: Yes, L... Continue»
Posted by williegirle 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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The Italian Job 10

The Italian job 10
I must have dropped off to sl**p because the next thing I knew she was poking me in the ribs saying “come on sl**py, time to wake up” she said “I have some coffee for you” “what time is it” I said “10.00pm, we slept for 2 hours but I feel fantastic, you certainly managed to fill my void, thank you! not only for the sex but for making me feel like a real live woman again, the way your cock reacts to my nakedness is refreshing” she purred “you should get naked more often then” I said to her, she looked at me “are you saying you want to fuck me again?” she asked “ I don’t have... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A to Z Fuckstories – E is for Ending Friday

So, shortly after Catherine got fucked in her van for two hours, She drove me back to school so I could go home. I got home about 6, about ten minutes before my Mom. Great timing, so I wouldn’t have to explain anything.

I ate supper, then retired to my room to reflect on the trip to the park and subsequent sex in a van. Catherine’s Double D tits were firmly engraved in my memory, as was her tight ass and willingness to suck and fuck. I’d be revisiting her church sometime.

I pulled my cock out to jackoff to my memory, when my phone buzzed. I almost ignored it, but I’m glad I didn’t. It w... Continue»
Posted by jurrjens 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Kelly Pimps Out Chrissie (a Chrissie Conway story)

Kelly Pimps Out Chrissie (a Chrissie Conway story)


When I think back on all the years that I spent almost every day with Kelly I can't help but think that she
just may be a big part of the reason I'm a high paid "tranny whore" today. Kelly never missed on opportunity to
"pimp me out" whenever she got the chance, especially if it would benefit her in some way. Today Kelly is a
detective with the County Sheriff's Department. Going from a lesbian "pimp" to a lesbian cop just may be one of
the stranger lifestyle changes you'll see. OK so she wasn't a real '"Superfly" pimp or Manhat... Continue»
Posted by chrissieCD 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  
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My Big Fat Farty Friend 3

Hello lovelies, it's Danni here again just in time for Christmas...though there's no way you could fit me down your chimney hehe!

I can't believe how much you all love my silly little anecdotes, but I'm so glad you do and I'm happy to share them here via my lovely mate.

So, when I last left you I was talking about the time I was trapped in a lift and how I stunk the place out before getting rescued by a very hunky very dishy fireman.

I'm going to tell you what happened next.

It was a couple of nights later when Brendan, that was the fireman's name, rang me. I'd just got in from wo... Continue»
Posted by gwensational 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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PART TIME BLOWJOB

It had been over three weeks now since Lindy and her boyfriend had broken up and the sexual tension that had slowly been building up in her plump pussy was now becoming almost unbearable!!! Even her secretary had noticed that for the past several days she had barely been able to concentrate on her work!!! Ever since her freshman year at college, she had always had a boyfriend who would naturally take care of all of her sexual needs, but now for the first time in her life, she was going through a period of time without a man on the horizon!!! At five minutes to five, her secretary Betty popp... Continue»
Posted by rime923091 5 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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