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First day as a highschool senior

My name is John and I live in Australia this took place in year 11 and is a true story.

I was looking forward to going back to school and getting back to seeing friends and playing rugby again. I was also looking forward to seeing some of the girls and some of the new girls in the school. So in the morning I left home and walked to school and saw some gorgeous girls walking to my school and the all girls school up the road a bit further. As I got to the front gate I was met by a group of friends and as we were talking I saw a blonde girl walking past and got a good look at her figure. She m... Continue»
Posted by JTpup 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Movie Theater Surprise (Fiction)

Rob was 11, and was sitting in a seat just inside the theater, watching people come in. He was looking for a boy alone, about his b*****r's age, 13. He wanted a cute one, thin and good looking, one who would sit alone. Rob had finally decided to act on what he had wanted to do for a long time. A couple of months ago, he had walked into his older b*****r's room while he was masturbating. Rob didn't know at the time what his b*****r was doing, but he was fascinated. He had seen his b*****r naked many times, but his penis had always been small and limp. Rob was always interested in his peni... Continue»
Posted by 1superhornyguy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Cheating Husband????

For the first time in many years I was able to leave work early. “Wine, bath… order some food for my husband and cuddle” that’s all that was on my mind. When I got home there was a car in my driveway I had never seen before, the garage was left open. I panicked a little and honestly thought about calling the cops, but I walked in anyway. As soon as I walked I could hear the sound of a woman inside, sounded like she was moaning loudly. I followed the noise to the guest room, I could not believe it, she was on top of him riding his…. My dick… No words came out of my mouth so I pulled out my cell... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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a post, a flash, and a friend. A story that was in


Inspired by actual events.

One night, I was meeting some friends in another town about 30 minutes north of me. I had some extra time on my hands, so I decided this would be a good opportunity to post something I’d be looking to try for a couple months, just needed the right time to do it.

I posted an online personal in a casual encounter site. All I wanted was to find a female willing to flash me, then we’d drive on. A quick, anonymous encounter. She’d tell me where to go, and what she was driving and I’d tell her when I’d be there. I posted my ad, and got on my way.

The first fe... Continue»
Posted by cvilleguy74 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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My Surprise Birthday Treat at the Stables

My Surprise Birthday Treat at the Stables

I’m Jack and on my 40th birthday my wife Sam went to the stables as usual. Not even a Birthday ‘playing with’ or even a kiss. So I plan to ravish her upon her return regardless of her wishes. I reframe from watching Xhamster vids and pleasuring myself so I can deposit a full load into my wife’s welcoming pussy. After a leisurely shower and a birthday fry up, I am set for the day ahead.

9.30 I receive a text that says ‘burst pipe please come immediately and bring your toolbox’. Shit! That’s buggered my day! Throwing my tool box in the truck I was... Continue»
Posted by CanoePirate 3 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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My First Pussy Pumping Experience

The vagina is a powerful thing, and pumping mine is an amazing feeling. People always ask me what it feels like and why I do it. Oh, there are many reasons.
The first time I ever saw a pumped pussy was last year, while browsing online, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was gigantic, obscene - and a massive turn-on. I knew I just had to try this for myself. I immediately rushed into the kitchen, got some boiling water and used it to heat the inside of an empty glass jar. Next I hastily slathered some lubricant over the smooth mound of my pussy before emptying the jar of water and clamping it... Continue»
Posted by pinkpumper 5 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  
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I Just Fucked a Virgin

My wife and I had another one of our legendary fights and I decided to just go stay at a hotel for the night and just relax. The clerk stared at me kind of funny when I went to check in at 9pm and didn't have any ID. I explained to him the fight with my wife and how I'd left my wallet at home and the story about my emergency cash stash in the car and, with a $100 tip, I soon had a no-questions-asked room with double queens.

After dropping off my bag I went down to the restaurant and got in a quick bite. I had a rum & cola with the dinner that I didn't even touch so I just took it back to t... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 4 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A Trip To The Mall Proves Messy

I really hate going shopping around the holidays. My wife has shopping lists the length of her arm and sometimes if I don’t go with her she’ll spend money like there’s no tomorrow. But I can only take so much walking around in those damn malls. I can’t keep my damn eyes focused on where I am supposed to be going and wind up walking into other people because of all the damn eye candy in the damn place. I have never seen so much damn young pussy walking around in one place in my life. The ratio must be 15 females to each guy. And when I say girls I mean the average female must only be 18 or 19 y... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  
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Sperm Donor

I sat there and listened to my wife and her s****r talk. They had come up with some hair brain idea of starting a sperm donor club. Women would join this club and they would have a list of sperm donor that would donate sperm free of charge. "So this is a swingers club?" I asked them. "No, we would set up a time for the man to be ready when the woman is ovulating, her husband would get her ready and the donor's wife would get him ready and then he would ejaculate into a tube and then it would be given the woman's husband to squirt it up inside her as she orgasims. They would never meet and th... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Biggest regret

My biggest regret.


My name Sally Andrews I’m 42 years of age and have a son of 16 years named Kevin,
I have been married for over 20 years to Tom but we are currently separated due to my husband having an affair with one of our best friends wife,
My son still see’s his father every week so we have time to talk about our son when he come’s,

I think he would like us to get back together as he tells me the affair is over,
I still cannot forgive him for what he has done to me and as yet but we are working on it,
My son would love us to get back together and be a f****y again.

Befo... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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Marrying my own sister and mom



raja is my nick name. My mom, was very attractive, keeping herself fit, as this helped her business, people always like a business person who takes care of themselves, thinking their products would also be as well taken care of as themselves. After finishing my matriculation, at 18, i started helping out mom and mom was glad as she needed the help, my s****r was more content with her make-up and thinking about boys. She really did not care much about her studies a... Continue»
Posted by bava12 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My f****y

Our Daughter's Plan

I watched as Jo put down the bottle, then, with her eyes nearly closed, slowly lowered her head until her lips enclosed Joe's cock, gently sucking until she had swallowed all of it. It was a moment of passion, love, and most of all, a moment of tenderness. You see, Joe wasn't her lover, we weren't swinging or swapping, no, Joe was something special to both off us. He was our son and all this came about because of our daughter. She was sitting beside me in the hot tub, smiling, with her hand on my cock. Liz, along with Jane, had spent a month of scheming and planning, fir... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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wife likes

My name is Chris, this is a true story that happened to me and my wife Maria a little while back.

I had a few friends due to arrive one day to watch football, the normal kind of thing , a bit rowdy and a few beers.

Maria has no interest in football, so she arranged to meet a friend to do a little shopping and have lunch and a few drinks.

I was on the balcony just as Maria left, and my friends arrived loaded with beer cases just as she was walking down the driveway to her car.

My friends didn't notice me, but they sure noticed Maria, all turning to watch her walk away. When I looked... Continue»
Posted by exstoner 29 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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Awoke the other night like I have so often recently, with a leaky dick straining to burst. Falling back to sl**p was out of the question so I grabbed hold and slowly started rubbing my cock, closed my eyes and started dreaming.....She came into my room and climbed on top of me. We were both naked and our hands roamed freely all over each other. She let out a sweet sigh of delight as I cupped her beautiful breasts, and spread her legs a bit as my hand found its way t... Continue»
Posted by wiedlhowser 4 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  
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My Aunt

He was staying with his aunt and uncle for the weekend. They lived in a comfortable flat with a balcony in the center of the city. They were c***dless and she had always doted on him as a c***d and now looked at him in wonder that he was almost fully-grown. She was in her late thirties and still attractive so he wondered why they had no c***dren.

“Aunt Mattie” he called. “Aunt Mattie!”
She came to the bathroom door.” Yes?” she replied.
“Aunt Mattie, there are no towels here.”
“Ok, hold on” she said. She pulled a bath towel out of the closet and walked to the bathroom, opened the door a... Continue»
Posted by FredNerk 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way

Our First Time 3-Way; Big Time 3-Way
This is the second story that I’ve written for the “X” and I hope you all like it as much as the first one. Again, I attest that this is a true story, so help me, and I am not making this up. It happened a while ago before we became full time swingers, and were just finding our way into this wonderful lifestyle.
Joanie and I had talked many times about taking our sex life to the next level. This time Joanie actually produced the stones to do something about it. She always was the one that pushed the sex farther each time we moved it forward. I’m talking... Continue»
Posted by Illuvembig 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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I couldn't help it

A lazy Sunday morning in bed. We are snuggling. Back to back. Butt to butt. I woke up first. He's still sl**ping. I turn around and lean over and kiss him on the neck. I look down and laugh to myself. When I kissed him, the last cum from last night's session dribbled out from his limp penis. I gingerly slip out of the bed, so that he doesn't wake up. I pull out the drawer on the stand by my side of the bed and find the new strap-on. This one is hot pink and 8 inches with pink straps. It's the same size as he is, maybe a quarter of an inch longer. I like that. He doesn't know that ... Continue»
Posted by Cunumdrum920 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  
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Service

(John & his s****r start neighborhood service)

CHAPTER ONE

John just knew that there had to be a way to capitalize on the fact that he knew his twin s****r Kelly had lost her virginity and was regularly getting laid. Even though they were only 18 years of age, John had enough of his father in him to always try to find a way to capitalize on a situation. That's what comes from having a stockbroker for a father. The fact that he was totally in love with his s****r and always had been just made it a little harder. He had constantly heard his father espousing the philosophy that business wa... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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My first time dressed as a girl part 2

My First Time Dressed as a Girl, pt 2
(The events of this story are true and reflect what happened thirty years ago the first time I went all out and dressed as a female. The conversations in it may not be completely accurate, as this was a long time ago, but are as accurate as my memory and imagination of these past events can provide. A quick note for those who are coming upon this account for the first time; please read part one first so you will understand how I got to this part in the first place. ;-) )
Tracey and I laid there in front of the fireplace for a time enjoying the heat of th... Continue»
Posted by sbobbi66 2 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  
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