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Motel Room Sex

When I was done with my Air f***e boot camp, right out of high school, I was sent to a tech school in Texas. I was in my motel room one night, laying naked on the bed, and heard a couple come in. Just remember that I was down there for 18 weeks with out having any sex. So any ways I heard a couple come in and I was half asl**p and I heard the woman in the room next to me moaning and I got so hard I listened to them and then she said to her hubby you are so d***k. Then I heard the door open and then I got up to see if it was her or him and it was her so I put on my shorts and went out in th... Continue»
Posted by kbking70 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4052  |  
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Daddy's girl

Characters

Girl: Halley

Daddy/boy: Daniel


Halley was walking into her house. It was her birthday and she was finally 18. Her long brown hair was falling around her shoulders. Her step dad, Daniel, was sitting at the table. His name was Daniel, and he had been married to haileys mom for two years.

"Hey baby girl!" Daniel smiled, standing from his seat and opening his arms to give his beautiful step daughter a hug.

"Hi Daniel!" She smiled, wrapping her arms around him, her dress sliding up from the friction between their bodies,

"Happy birthday, you are finally 18!" He beam... Continue»
Posted by MonsterJizzles 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4044  |  
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Marrying my own sister and mom



raja is my nick name. My mom, was very attractive, keeping herself fit, as this helped her business, people always like a business person who takes care of themselves, thinking their products would also be as well taken care of as themselves. After finishing my matriculation, at 18, i started helping out mom and mom was glad as she needed the help, my s****r was more content with her make-up and thinking about boys. She really did not care much about her studies a... Continue»
Posted by bava12 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4023  |  
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They saw my pussy at a wedding reception.

I had dated this guy and went with him to a wedding reception. He took me shopping for the occassion, and we both settled on a cute form fitting beige tank dress, and matching heels. He kept the dress until the day of the reception and it was then that I discovered that he had the hem shortened. The dress was cut very short, well above mid-thigh when I was standing, and I'd really have to be careful when I sat. I didn't wear panties, because he didn't want me to (and I don't wear them hardly ever) and thought I would just have to be careful. Oh well, I thought I looked hot, and so did my date.... Continue»
Posted by HulaGirl 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3994  |  
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Train Flash at a Very Young Teen

I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sl**p in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3983  |  
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Fucking my Roomate

Fucking my Roomate
Part 1

I was 22 and I remember it was the day before my roommate's birthday. For the sake of the story let's call her Hillary. She is a lesbian (but I had heard stories of her fucking guys a couple of times). Good looking, great body (she was really athletic), and an admitted slut. But I had known her for so long it wasn't really a big deal. I did my thing, she did hers, and I never really thought about fucking her because she always talked about how sex with guys was "gross" that I guess I put a wall up. Besides I was more interested in girls I actually thought I had ... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3981  |  
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Fucking Carol Next To Her Passed Out Man

So my neighbor was a big girl BBW for sure, huge tits, big fat ass and a pussy that was so good it was definitely built for fucking. We had been fucking secretly for a while as she was cheating on her long time boyfriend with me and would come over for a regular fuck every few days. She was the type of woman that I could just slip in her ass or pump her mouth, she didn't care what I did or when I did it so long as I filled her with cum or busted over her face or huge tits. This particular time she had been out with her man and he was really d***k, so d***k he passed out in the hallway. She kno... Continue»
Posted by xerosheartx 2 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3979  |  
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Wife is Taken and Fucked at Party

I should share Rachelle's first experience getting it outside of our marriage.

We were at a Luau party when she had so much fun that Rachelle finally lost enough inhibitions to go a little further. It was actually a Yacht Club party. It was a different club than the one we belong to now.

Being that it was a Luau theme party, she was only wearing a small flowery wrap type mini skirt and a tube type top that left the bottom of her tummy bare. Her shoes were low heeled beach sandals with a strap between her toes. They were kind of a casual to dressy flip flop if you will with small straps.... Continue»
Posted by sassygeorge 2 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3975  |  
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Mrs. McElroy

It was the last day of school, we just finished taking the final exam and I was the last one to hand in my paper, I had already finished but wanted to hand it out last. All the students were gone and I was the only one left with at least 45 minutes to go before it was officially over. The teacher, Mrs. McElroy, was sitting at her desk reading a novel; I was sitting in the second row in the middle of the room. I watched her for a few more seconds and got up, walked up to her and handed her my paper. “How do you think you did James?” she asked pulling down her glasses right over her nose, stared... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 3953  |  
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Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom


Dennis The Menace: Part 3 - Joey's Mom
by Sniper32

One morning at Dennis's friend Joey's house, Joey woke up and went down
stairs to make some breakfast for himself. He then went into the living room
to watch his Saturday morning cartoons and to eat his cereal. He found his
mother Rita passed out on the couch. This was quite common as Rita was the
neighborhood d***k. Joey found her passed out some where in the house 2-3
times a week, so this did not surprise him. What did surprise him was this
morning she was past out wearing nothing but her bathrobe, which had fallen
open duri... Continue»
Posted by sniper32 2 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3930  |  
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High Class breeding has never changed.

I sat looking around the room, people were talking, some louder than most, a mixture of noise and laughter, and amongst it all I sat bored out of my skull.

I was tipsy and felt in need of a good fuck, a room full of cock and cunt desperate to mate once the talking stopped.

I hiked my hemline a tad higher on my stockinged legs, may as well get in there first, better to have a shag with guy still capable to get it up, than wait for some piss-pot with 'Brewers droop', lying on top of you.

The last time I went to one of these events I finished up going out to get relieved, asking the vale... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3927  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3896  |  
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Bath time

Had long stressful day today so instead of my usual quick shower I decided to run a nice hot bubble bath.
The water was quite hot and it got very steamy in my small bathroom but it was too cold outside to open a window and since there was nobody home I just left the door slightly ajar.
I was about 5mins into a nice soak when I heard the front door open and my younger b*o come in with one of his pals from football.
I heard them head straight for the kitchen so didnt bother closing the door to the bathroom.
After another few mins I heard some1 come up the stairs..I was about to jump up and ... Continue»
Posted by privacydub 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 3877  |  
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An SMS That Changed My Life



I was late for the office that day, in fact, I was late every day!I took my laptop bag and was rushing towards my car. Suddenly, my wife’s cell phone had a message alert that I didn’t care much about. I just said bye to her and zoomed away to the office.

I was stopped by the routine traffic and signals, and in fact, one signal was really more than 2 minutes! Suddenly, my thoughts went around the message alert and started thinking who could that be and just wanted to check it out of curiosity and rang my wife. For a surpris
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Posted by swathi3 1 year ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3861  |  
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My f****y

Our Daughter's Plan

I watched as Jo put down the bottle, then, with her eyes nearly closed, slowly lowered her head until her lips enclosed Joe's cock, gently sucking until she had swallowed all of it. It was a moment of passion, love, and most of all, a moment of tenderness. You see, Joe wasn't her lover, we weren't swinging or swapping, no, Joe was something special to both off us. He was our son and all this came about because of our daughter. She was sitting beside me in the hot tub, smiling, with her hand on my cock. Liz, along with Jane, had spent a month of scheming and planning, fir... Continue»
Posted by chchboy 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3864  |  
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me and my p e e teacher

I regularly went to college and I also used to go to tuitions … I used to go to maths tuition and the teachers name was maria …. She was a christian and the most beautiful lady I’ve ever seen and I was one of her favorite students …. She took tuitions in one rented room …. The timings differed and some times I even went to her house to clear some doubts and she lived with her mother who was really old …. We called her ms maria ,she was 27 years old and was divorced….and her height was 5ft 6 and she was fair like a rabbit and she had silky hair …. During classes many students used to comment be... Continue»
Posted by ajbasu 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3859  |  
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My first Woman in Bed, my Neighbour



This is my story of my first intimate relation with neighbour aunty a the age of 18 when i was doing my graduation in Vizag.Her name is kala. she had one small k**, the women in the above pic is kala only. that was clicked when our families went to agra together.she is fair and young but her age is 30.Though i call her aunt,she doesn’t look like that but looks like a hot 25 years lady because of her well maintained physic.Yes i can tell her physic as 34-24-34 isn’t that sexy enough for a 30 year old lady who is always d****d in ... Continue»
Posted by shankar07 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3856  |  
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Sara hitching a ride

Hitching a Ride in My Bikini


By SaraOz and billy69boy




My name is Sara, and this is based on a true story of a ride I got home from the beach. I was planning to take the bus home after taking a shower in the changing room. I had put my bag on the seat but it fell off and when I opened the shower curtain, my shorts and top were in the water on the floor. I had no choice but to put my bikini back on, as at least it was dry. I missed the bus, so I started walking up the road to go to a bus stop a few streets over to get another bus that would take me home.

*****

My name is Bla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 9 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3850  |  
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The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

I was taking a shower one day.
Suddenly my at that time 2 year old son came into the bathroom and he had wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so i ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that i had copies made and included one with each of the Christmas cards that year.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that i take a closer look.

Puzzled, i stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, i had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing... Continue»
Posted by Maggan1964 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3838  |  
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My girlfriends boss.

I had been seeing Stacy a while now and popped over to the place where she worked for a lunch date.
When I arrived at her office she wasn't there and after a few minutes of waiting I decided to leave, then a door opened and Stacy's boss walked in.
"Oh hi there, you came to see Stacy?" she asked seeing me sat at Stacy's desk.
"Yeah" I replied politely.
Stacy's boss Lynne was kind of a Milf, a hot mature woman that seem to have a hell of a body and a large cleavage under the business suit she wore.
"Oh well I had to send her out to do a couple of errands" she then said.
"But you can wait i... Continue»
Posted by bighornycock123 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3834  |  
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