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The Perfect Game

(The perfect game for lowering inhibitions is invented)

When I was 23 years old, I invented the perfect adult party game.

There may be some situations where other games may be preferred, but for my purposes (and probably yours) this was the greatest game ever. I have dozens of friends and partners who will back my claim.

I never chose to share it, rather saving it for my own purposes, but now you will learn the secret that worked so well, so many times for yours truly. It started with a couple of friends, and was refined under use many times and I can proudly state that nine times out... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3778  |  
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SEX IN KUALA LUMPUR

I would like to share my sex enjoyment in Malaysia. I was travelling to Kuala Lumpur for Technical meeting. I arrived Kl at 9apm and went from airport to my hotel. It was about 11pm. I was tired and was looking forward to rest as soon as room was given. The receptionist was charming, sexy with very good figure. She smiled and welcome me. The room was given and I started to move to my room. She requested me to wait as someone will accompany me to my room with my luggage. As there was no bell boy around she accompanied me. She briefed me about the facilities in the room and then left. I rested ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3735  |  
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Best Roadtrip Ever

Best Roadtrip Ever

Summer of 2014 my girlfriend and I were going to take a trip to California. We had planned just planned this and we were set and ready to roll. She then recently found out about her little cousin. Just graduated high school. Boyfriend broke up with her and had to head to college. Seems like a bad way to end your senior year. No celebration? We were late 20's and weren't much older but she called us her aunt and uncle. So being mature wee decided to take her along. It wasn't intended for a long trip we had already told her yet she decided to take up on our offer. My girlfr... Continue»
Posted by mrlolgg 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3731  |  
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Aunt Abby and the Artist (Part IV)

Here is the fourth and final part of my reality based fiction, 'Aunt Abby and the Artist', it is, of course, dedicated to my dear friend Abby Rhodes. Again, if you'd like to see the real Abby, here she is... her beauty makes the story even more enjoyable, and she approves of this message:

http://xhamster.com/user/AbbyRhodes

Of course, if you haven't read Parts I, II and III, I suggest you do so before you read Part IV. If you have, I hope you enjoy the finale!

Davey stretched and yawned as he lounged in the smooth satin sheets of his Aunt Abby’s king sized bed, and as he did, he began... Continue»
Posted by DizzyD427 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3711  |  
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My s****r friend.

This is a short story about my first sexual experience. Happened when I was 15.

My s****r was the year above me at school. She was one of the popular ones mainly because everyone wanted to fuck her, which most of my mates liked to remind me as often as they could. Didn't feel that way myself, but that did mean she had some hot mates.
One of them was Susan, she had long brown hair, nice smile and hazel eyes that could gave a suggestive dirty wink.

Susan and my s****r were working on a school assignment over a weekend. So it was agreed that Susan would stay the weekend. This was the fi... Continue»
Posted by alleno1980 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3686  |  
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Slutty ex-girlfriend Sarah is flauting it all, aga

Well Chris, Sarah’s new boyfriend, did you ask Sarah about how much she loves to be watched while she’s having sex? No? Well ask her about this:


Sarah and I were on holiday, in a small villa. It was nice but there was another villa alongside it, so the garden and pool weren’t private. That didn’t stop Sarah lying topless in the garden, though, her nice firm tits on show, should anyone be staying in the villa next door and to be in one of the upstairs rooms.

We were lying on sun-beds, by the pool. I’d bought a new camera and was reading through the instruction book to find out ho... Continue»
Posted by KevinGraves2 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3684  |  
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Train Flash at a Very Young Teen

I never took a train ride in my life but here I was heading to South Carolina to meet my cousin for an early summer vacation and the cheapest and easiest way for me to get there was train. I boarded the train at 5:45 AM. My eyes were barely open when I got on and trudged my way through to a car that was almost empty and sat myself against the window. I had worked the night shift that evening and with the exception of stopping at home to shower, change clothes and grab my bags I had been on my feet all day. I figured I could get some sl**p in an empty car where no one would want to chat with me... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3674  |  
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Afternoon at the pool

An overcast weekday at the end of summer, definitely a good day to get a workout in. No waiting for a lane today. We didn’t even have to share.

We finished our laps and decided to grab an early dinner on the way home. We’d meet back in about 20 minutes. I headed to the mens locker room and she to the ladies.

I opened my locker and grab my towel. I slid my trunks to the floor and headed to the shower stalls. The water had been a little chilly so I wasn’t impressing anyone but then there wasn
‘t much of an audience anyway.

I walked to the end of the row of stalls and just as I was ente... Continue»
Posted by SteeleK 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3671  |  
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Playing With Mommy

My name is Ashley and I live with my mom Kayla in a smallish apartment in a small town. When my dad left my mom I think it was harder for her then me I think because I just found things to focus on and even when he was around he really didn't pay much attention to me anyways. Mom tried dating again but after awhile I guess that she had realized she lost her trust in all men and would tell me how she was going to spend her time with me now helping me when I needed it and that we could have fun together going on vacations and stuff. I definitely have my moms looks which I feel blessed to have be... Continue»
Posted by vanilla_gorilla699 11 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3653  |  
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2 Moms, 2 Sons, 1 Hot Night



Recently, I was reminiscing with my mother about "That Summer."

"What do you remember most?" I asked her.

"Only everything!" she replied.

"Yeah," I said. " It's hard to forget those things."

"As I recall," mom said with raised eyebrows, "those 'things' were 'hard' a lot!"

I get hard just thinking of that incredible summer; when I lost my virginity with my mom, my aunt, and my cousin.

When I was thirteen years-old, the summer after seventh grade, m
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Posted by bava12 9 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3654  |  
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Fun At The Pool

Hi. My name is Victoria Rose. I'm a sixteen year old girl whose parents have a very high income and I'm told to have a great body. I have long chocolate brown hair that goes to right above my bottom, bright ocean blue eyes, delicate long black eyelashes, a fair/ tanned skin (I live in Hawaii, which is where I am right now), a strong flat stomach, breasts that are size C4, a curved body and manicured finger nails and toe nails. I've decided to go to the pool today, but this isn't just any pool. Normally I would go to an outdoor one, but today I was afraid of getting burnt because it was just so... Continue»
Posted by milli214 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3630  |  
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My Oral Cherry

It early Saturday afternoon and I was going to the school pool for a training session with the school swim team. We were in training for a competition against another school from another city. We had never beaten them before and were really trying hard this time.
I got there early as I wanted to laze around in the pool before we got in to it.
When I got there the door was open but nobody seemed to be around. I got changed and lay in the sun.
I had been there for maybe 10 minutes when the swimming coach (who was also my English teacher) walked over and told me to get off my arse and do a slo... Continue»
Posted by Shyboy02 12 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3624  |  
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Disgraceful soft sex with my cousin

This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
Posted by spoiled_boy 8 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3622  |  
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Being a Dad.

I was a very shy adult, my cock was unused apart from the very rare wank when I would dream of fucking a black lady called Elsie.
She lived 2 houses away from my house, she was probably in her 40's, her husband had fucked off years ago, he was your typical nigger, smoked Ganga, didn't wash much, didn't know the meaning of work, basically he was a black twat.

Elsie lived on her own, she never had k**s but she was a hard working woman and clever. She had a masters degree in biology and taught at the local tech college. She is a tall lady maybe 6 ft 2ins, she is as black as you can get but wo... Continue»
Posted by Arryboy 8 months ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3621  |  
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Homemade Pie

I have been married to Pam for twenty years now and we are both happy with each other. We have never had any c***dren. This year Pam turned forty and still looks great. She has dark brown hair which she cuts short in a bob which curves in to the nape of her neck. Pam still has her curves in all the right places as she had the day I married her. Pam can be quite extrovert and has a bubbly personality. She is much more outgoing than me. Pam really enjoys amateur dramatics and is very involved with our local theatre guild; she always has a leading part in their productions and spends quite a lot ... Continue»
Posted by PureCoffee 6 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3620  |  
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Cum Shot Party!

Hi, I'm Jason and I would prefer to use this outlet to describe what has happened in my life, especially with my sex life with regards to my wife Beth. I wrote one previous story about what happened last year at my wife's college reunion (see "Her Bad College Days").

Since that weekend, I have done my best to forget what I saw. It had been on a video tape that guys from a nearby fraternity had made of my wife not long after she appeared in a college girls edition of Playboy magazine. The photo of my wife published in Playboy was innocent enough. It was a shot of her turning back, smiling at... Continue»
Posted by yurato 1 month ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3597  |  
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My favourite erotic story :P

Sebastian Bench and his wife Joan owned a small publishing company in the Midwest. They had a reasonably happy marriage but she was not as interested in sex as she might have been, which caused her husband to lust after all the eye candy that passed by his desk. Johanna Patterson was some such candy, she was a long legged, long haired, perky titted blonde whose bum moved provocatively from side to side as she walked. The problem was, according to rumor, she was having a lesbian affair with Skyla Rolf, another rather delectable piece of candy who worked in the mail room.

Somehow Sebastian co... Continue»
Posted by GlamorBaby 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 3592  |  
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Cuckold Pays Rent

Guys, if you can’t pay the rent your young wife may have to pay it and you may have to help!

Mark and Nancy are a young couple that have been renting a house from me for a couple of years now. They are in their mid twenties and Nancy is a real beauty. Dark curly hair, nice c cup tits, a killer dark tan and a smile to die for. They are good renters and always pay on time so when they told me that Mark lost his job and they were short of the rent money one month I agreed to let them float a few weeks.

It wasn’t long before the next month’s payment was due and I still had not collected the... Continue»
Posted by madmanofporn 9 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3571  |  
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my lucky day and hers

i just sat there with my dick in my hand an my mouth open, there was my my bosses doughter on a sex cam site,telling every body how wet her pussy was .i didnt have my can on so she could not see me but i was scared to death,what if she some how found out i saw her ,well after watching her play with her tits wich are big an firm she lifted her skirt to show her pussy wich was trimend short an neat i was glad to see sum fur she slid a finger in the slit an it looked like she was looking me dead in the eyes an said i would love to find me a local man that could fuck my tight pussy an make his cu... Continue»
Posted by CUMSLINGER45 2 months ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3566  |  
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More than just a peek- a little comedy

I couldn't believe I had just taken a long set on the treadmill. My head felt like it was swimming, I was dizzy, I was not used to it at all in any way!

Stumbling at the gym I barely hit the off button when I ended up falling back and into a strong pair of arms.

"Whoa, buddy!" he cried as I felt his upper bod against mine.
"Yeah... it's just I can't believe that."
"It's alright. I think you should check with a doctor you shouldn't be running on something if you can't handle such a machine."

I heard little snickers of the 'roid infested men who went by. Didn't care 'bout them though.... Continue»
Posted by damlovmature 3 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3547  |  
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