Brenda Song, is the celebrity I\'d like to bone. Here\'s how it happens. I\'m visiting a friend in California, and I run into her. I stop her and tell her how much my daughter likes her,she smiles and says thanks. The press is hounding her, so I tell her to walk with me and I tell the press she just a friend of mine from chicago and hates the Brenda Song,comparsion. We walk away and wonder through a nearby park. I tel her that I\'m also a fan,and for some reason she asks, to go back to my place. I kiss her and we get to my hotel. She\'s naked on no time. I can\'t ... Continue»
Celebrities Porn Stories Page 30
The Natalie Portman Trilogy - Episode I
(Mf, mast, oral, rom)
In the summer of 1997 I had managed to get an internship at a production company for TV & film in the UK. It was quite a good job, but it turned into a fantastic job, when I found out that we would be working on the new Star Wars movie.
I had seen Natalie Portman in "The Professional" not long ago on VHS at a friend's house, but that movie was quite a few years old, so I wasn't prepared for the amazingly beautiful young woman I would meet on my second day at lunch in a tent in the Tunisian desert where the Tato... Continue»
In late 2008, former figure skater Tonya Harding was traveling around the USA making public appearances in hopes of regaining the support of her fans by putting on public skating shows. As Tonya was driving though little did she realize that the gas tank on her mini van was getting low. About an hour later she runs out of gas in the small town of Stoneham, Massachusettes. The birth place and home town of her once rival Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya being totally oblivious to this fact steps out of her vehicle and begins to gas it up. Then walks into the building to pay for it. She sees there is a li... Continue»
Yes she does cut his dick off at the end whuch was edited because of hamster's rules as it was gory. It hurt my dick just to watch it.
Based upon a true incident in 1930s Japan, Nagisa Oshima's controversial film effectively skirts the borderline between pornography and art -- making Bernardo Bertolucci's Last Tango in Paris of four years earlier look like c***dren's programming in comparison. The story concerns servant and former prostitute Sada Abe (Eiko Matsuda) who becomes sexually obsessed with her employer Kizicho (Tatsuya Fuji), a businessman, after seeing him making love t... Continue»
'Why do you do it?' Rachel looked him straight into his eyes, 'I would have thought that was obvious', she replied, he sat open-eyed, her composure and directness, unnerved him, she was the archetypal sex goddess, statuesque and natural blond, high cheek boned and very, very beautiful, 'I love a good fuck, not to mention, the taste of sperm.' She concluded this sentence by drawing her pink tongue across her lip gloss, emphasizing her voracious appetite for mans seed, warm and salty, bitter and full of seminal fluid.
'What about your husband?' He was wilting in her presence, shifting uncomfort... Continue»
Castle looked at his cellphone Beckett was calling. He held the machine in his hand and swiftly pressed "Ignore". As he placed it back on his glass and chrome coffee table his plasma screen murder board caught his eye. He tapped on the portrait of Detective Kate Beckett and unfolded a digital file that spiderwebbed out all the known consorts in her mothers murder. He stared at the mess of names and dates and grudgingly dragged a file icon Marked Beckett to the Digital trash can.
"Deleting file." was all the screen said.
There was a knock at the door, he slowly walked over and opened it... Continue»
iCarly: The Boy Who Grew Up
I happened to be in the wrong place at the right time. At the time though, I didn't really think it was that great. Now though, I can appreciate that Carly's actually a lesbian. Oh, I've had suspicions about Sam's sexuality since we broke up in the elevator...
Sam and Carly, let's face it, are closer than close. Best friends? Puh-lease. They've been in love from day one. Well... at least Sam has. I'm sure of it.
But you guys don't even know what I'm going on about do you?
My apologies! Let me start from the beginnin... Continue»
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Girl Least Likely
Dawn had three classes on the day Faith came to visit her, and Faith followed her to each one. Every time the doors opened and the students streamed out, carrying thick books and ragged messenger bags, lighting up cigarettes, Faith meant to get up and find Dawn in the crowd. Instead she stayed put, leaning up against the wall or sprawled out on a concrete bench, and watched the girl with an outsider's eye.
She still looked like a model, tall and skinny as hell, with narrow hips and perfect hair, but that prissy high schooler's pos... Continue»
One Month later...
When news broke that the school's power couple broke up, you'd think someone had died. And when it was discovered that I was the one who broke Missy and Derek up I became more of a parah than I already was. Worst of all Missy lost all of her "dearest" friends too. "Who needs them when I have you." she would say. But as brave a face as she put on, I could tell she was hurting. Ben was also very cross with me, but for a very different reason. "I can't believe you're giving up the gift you've been given!" he would say. "You could be banging all types of chicks but no, you se... Continue»
How you doin'? My name's Bill.
I won a free trip to Dubai last year and, one night, I went to a local bar where the brochure said I was supposed to get a free fancy drink. On the TV they had the late evening news, being read by some chick. I couldn't understand one fucking word she was saying but I was getting a massive hard-on because she was the damn sexiest thing I'd ever fucking seen!
When I ordered my free drink, I asked the bartender what her name was. He said her name was Jilnar Jardaly and that, if I wanted to see her in person, to just wait around because she usually came by th... Continue»
Britney stretched out on her massive king-size bed. Wearing nothing but white lacey panties that weren't much more than a thong. The topless diva yawned as she rolled over to grab and light up a cigarette. Her awesome breasts jiggled as she did so. Despite having two c***dren, Britney's workout routine kept her in great shape. Her boobs had only a slight bit of sag to them. Still they were better than most any other female celebrities who had c***dren in Hollywood. Britney laid on her back smoking. She had managed to get herself off the d**gs, and the bad eating habits, but smoking was somethi... Continue»
iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #13 – Robbie
"I wish Cat was into guys."
Robbie felt nothing but grogginess as he woke up. After turning over a few inches, however, he certainly felt the floor as he toppled out of bed. Apparently, he was sl*eping on the very edge already.
"Good job, dummy."
"Dammit, Rex! I thought you hated that word."
"Only when it applies to me. Your dumb ass, on the other hand, it’s right on."
Even without a body, Robbie was still haunted by the all too familiar voice of his puppet, and this morning felt like the worst yet. M... Continue»
CHERLY COLE WALKED INTO HER DRESSING ROOM AND BEGSN TO REMOV HER MAKE UP. IT HAD BEEN A LONG DAY HAVING TO DEAL WITH ALL THE IRISH HOPEFULLS THAT DAY AND SHE WANTED TO FORGET ALL ABOUT THE X-FACTOR FOR A NIGHT. THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR "CHEZZA ITS DANI"
"COME IN DANI!" CHERLY REPLIED. DANI WALKED IN.
"CHEZZA I'VE BIM THINKING. YOU GET SO MUCH ATTENTION FROM THE MEDIA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS ESCAPE?"
"YEAH BUT HOW?"
"EASY HERE THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DOCUMENT STATING THAT IF ANYONE TAKES A SNAP OF YOU THEY GET FINED."
"COOL!" CHERLY SQUEAKED GRABBING A PEN A SIGNING HER NAME.
DISNEY GIRLS DON'T HAVE SEX – Part 1
"Are you serious?" Selena Gomez asked, finally breaking the silence which had seemed to last for an eternity.
Miley Cyrus had been hoping against hope that somehow Selena hadn't heard her slip up, or that she'd only imagined herself saying something so stupid out loud.
It wasn't that she didn't trust Selena, they had been friends for years and Miley knew there was no way Selena would betray her trust like that, but this was a delicate matter she hadn't really planned on seriously discussing with anyone. But, since she had let it slip.... Continue»
Victorious: As Planned
Something you should know about Jade is that she has no talent. Or rather, no natural talent. She's an amazing singer, a great actress, a skilled playwright and a solid dancer. All of that was earned through hard work and practice, though. Nothing ever came easy for Jade West.
And then Tori Vega came along. Tori, who rocked ‘Make it Shine’ on her very first try. Tori, who conquered Sikowitz's crazy challenges so easily. Tori, who kissed Beck on her second day of school. Jade knows she's better at this point in time, but she also knows that with... Continue»
iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #10 – Andre
"I wish we all had superpowers."
9 am came way too quickly for Andre Harris who could barely form a coherent thought as his alarm blared next to him. He reached up to hit the snooze button so he could get a bit more sl*ep but as soon as he touched it, the brand new digital clock exploded with a loud crack, leaving smoking remains behind.
Needless to say, Andre was completely awake now. He stared at the smouldering clock and tried to figure out what happened. He grabbed some clothes and threw them on to see if t... Continue»
Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Kimberly Becomes "Katty" Part 1
The additional power of her husband Lord Zedd had still not allowed Rita Repulsa to defeat the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and conquer Earth, and thus kept both of them on the arid, dull grey surface of the moon.
"This is so boring," shouted Rita to her bony hubby. "If it weren't for our cat I would go bonkers from boredom."
At this point the white tabby hopped on Rita's lap and began purring, nuzzling her just below her waist.
"Well, since it looks like OUR ideas aren't working, let's ask the cat," said... Continue»
She Hulk put the X in Xmen
By lilguy email@example.com
She Hulk has some fun with colossus
Note- This was a commission I did
The Xmen were in the middle of New York Fighting the b*****r Hood of Evil Mutants. Cyclops was on top of a building taking shots from afar, and so he could watch everyone and bark out orders. Storms was picking up cars and slamming cars toward Magneto as they fought. Wolverine was running using his claws slicing through people
“Time to die LITTLE MAN” Blob Said tossing Colossus through the building
Colossus was spitting bl**d
iCarly/Victorious: Learning Curves #4 – Chapter 4
UCLA- Pierce Hall
Much as he wanted it to, sl*ep was just not coming to Beck Oliver as he lay, staring up at the empty ceiling and wondering what the heck could have happened to his roommate.
More worrisome for the handsome teen, was that he didn't quite know exactly how to feel about this development. On the one hand, he was a jerk and an asshole, who may or may not have messed around with Tori, but he was also a human being. And as bad as he thought Hunter was, Beck knew deep down tha... Continue»
“Oh yeah baby, just like that. Fuck me. Fuck me harder. Make me cum.” Olivia Holt heard herself and couldn’t believe what she was saying. She just met this guy an hour ago and here she was, upstairs at a party letting him fuck her. The gorgeous 17 year old blonde had never done anything like this before but she was really into it. The guy, who had to be in his twenty’s, was slamming his 8 inch cock into her tight coochie and was about to get her off. She’d had orgasms before but never during sex, not that she was that experienced, after all, she’d only had two boyfriends and this was t... Continue»