Sex Trek: Voyeur (A Sexual Parody of Star Trek Voyager)

by Miss Swallows.com

(The names have been changed slightly for copyright infringement avoidance.)

==================================================

Captains Log Star date 9801.01


It has been several years since we’ve made our trek back home to the Alpha Quadrant. The crew’s morale lately has been low and I must say something is going to have to be done to boost it soon, or we’re going to be in trouble. People are reporting late for their stations, sl**ping longer, eating less; I don’t know w... Continue»

This is not my story, but the story of my late uncle who worked in and around the Hollywood movie scene way back in the 1930's, 40s, and 50s. He was not in any way one to brag, in fact he told his story to me one night while feeling low after the loss of his wife. I guess the story was one he had buried away long ago, but one he felt he needed to tell, at this particular time.

Joe's story began when he got work at a major studio and became friendly with a young starlet who was later to become a major star. Her initials were BG. Joe and BG hit it off right away, he was a regular gu... Continue»

I sat looking around the room, people were talking, some louder than most, a mixture of noise and laughter, and amongst it all I sat bored out of my skull.

I was tipsy and felt in need of a good fuck, a room full of cock and cunt desperate to mate once the talking stopped.

I hiked my hemline a tad higher on my stockinged legs, may as well get in there first, better to have a shag with guy still capable to get it up, than wait for some piss-pot with 'Brewers droop', lying on top of you.

The last time I went to one of these events I finished up going out to get relieved, asking the vale... Continue»

Men usually wouldn't be allowed in the female performers' dressing rooms - for pretty obvious reasons I suppose - but there was no way I was missing out on any Katy Perry souvenirs.

I was working that night at the arena in which Katy was performing. I am a cleaner and usually do not have any access to anyone's dressing rooms while they are using it, and as I said, men are not supposed to enter and clean any female individuals rooms whatsoever! However, I managed to persuade (or more aptly, bribe!) Susan to swap access keys that night. I just had to be very careful not to allow anyone - espe... Continue»

We’ve all seen the photo of Emma in the back of the car on her 18th birthday bash. I was the driver and this is what happened. As she got in I got a look up her skirt with a brief flash of panties so before we set off I adjusted my rear view mirror so I could see her and not the back window. My luck was in when she sat in the middle seat, I could see all of her and I kept looking in my mirror as I now had the view everyone has seen of her transparent panties. She noticed my continual looking and eventually asked me what I was looking at. Just then I had to stop at traffic lights and I turned a... Continue»

visit on www.papahaxx.com website to see more top rated stories like these

16-year old b*****r has always dreamed about fucking his 18-year old s****r, little did he know that something meant to clean would turn so dirty!

BODY:


It was 2:00AM and Jonas was lying awake in bed, thinking about his older s****r who slept in the room right next to his. Mom and Dad were away for the weekend and had left Jonas and Tanya home alone. Jonas had a nice 7in. tool, which was a nice size for him since he was only 5'7". His s****r and he had always been close, sharing secrets and covering for one ... Continue»

Victorious Girls Play Truth Or Dare

HAVING JUST returned from another star-studded event in Beverly Hills, the "Victorious" cast arrived back to Victoria's quaint one bedroom apartment in downtown Los Angeles. There they stumbled inside and collapsed to the sofa, and helped themselves to more alcohol before Elizabeth suddenly produced a hefty joint.

"Whoa! Where did you get that?" Ariana inquired.

"One of the guys at the party just gave it to me."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I offered to give him a hand job for it but he ended up leaving the party early."

"Bummer, huh?" Daniella remarke... Continue»

Miranda Cosgrove burst into the room and was thankful for one thing. The power was out in the house so her dad wouldn't be able to see her through her embarrassing wet t-shirt and at her erect nipples.

"No lights, no power." Her dad said as he flipped the switch up and down.

"Its cold too." Miranda said.

"Sorry honey. Lets find a candle or flashlight, then you can change out of your wet clothes." He responded.

Miranda made her way to the kitchen while what barely visible light remained in the house died as the sun went down and the storm outside gathered intensity. She couldn't see... Continue»

True story, hate to start like that, but oh well, true story.

This was the first encounter that started us on a fantastic road to both sexual liberation and gratification. Since then we have had some amazing situations present themselves to us. Some were planned, some happened because of chance and some were planned because of chance. Well, by popular request from a good number of our friends, here is our first story. Depending on the response, I may put the pen to paper, so to speak, and write about some more of our life.

We had been married for about ten years and a good amount of the ... Continue»

Slaves For Selena




Emily Osment stood to the side, off camera, watching her friend Miley Cyrus do a scene on the set of Hannah Montana.

"Hey sexy." Someone whispered in her ear. She turned and saw Selena Gomez standing there smiling.

"I told you not on set!" Emily blushed red and turned quickly to see if anyone heard her. They hadn't. Selena grabbed Emily's arm in a not too gentle grip and pulled her back farther from the crew. "Hey! That hurts!" Emily said. Selena let go of her arm and looked intently at her.

"Ok Em I don't think you understand what I told you." Selena said s... Continue»

Me and my friends had just finished viewing the Smackdown tapings and we
were really excited because the WWE has been here 3 times in less than a
year, so we get to see a lot more than other towns around us! I’ve been a
WWE fan for forever, and every show that’s in a 100 mile radius is one that
I attend. On this night I went with a few friends from school, and it turned
out to
be a lot more fun than I originally planned on having!
Well, anyway like I said, we were done with the... Continue»

The strangest and most wonderful things can happen when you least expect them. Due to a financial shortfall I had had to take a second, part-time job as a night clerk at a local hotel. It was only two nights a week, but the extra money was helpful. There was a bit of excitement around the town at the time as there was a film crew making a movie nearby. It meant that there were a few road closures around the town every so often, impacting on my main job, but other than that I didn't really notice much happening: I didn't even know the name of the film they were making, let alone who was in it.
... Continue»

I really didn't want to go to this stupid concert. All that was going to be there were a bunch of teeny boppers seeing their idols Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber. For me it sounded so boring. Being a 28 year old male metal head , I was only going cuz a friend won tickets and wanted me to go with her. I agreed and we trucked off to the concert. The concert was surprisingly good as both of them put on a great show to their screaming masses. I found myself surprisingly very turned on by the sight of Selena. Prancing around in a little purple skirt and halter top. A couple times she shook her litt... Continue»

Dennis The Menace: Part 5 - The sl**p Over
by Sniper32

One Thursday evening, Alice was in her bedroom getting ready for bed, she had
just got out of the shower and was sitting naked at her make up table putting
on moisturizer, when her son Dennis walked into the room and sat on the end
of her bed. He watched her apply the lotion to her elbows and knees. "Mom
come over here and lay down and let me do that for you" he said.

So she got up and went over to the bed an laid down on it. Dennis took the
lotion from her an squirted some on his hands an started to applying it on
her l... Continue»

HAVING JUST returned from another star-studded event in Beverly Hills, the "Victorious" cast arrived back to Victoria's quaint one bedroom apartment in downtown Los Angeles. There they stumbled inside and collapsed to the sofa, and helped themselves to more alcohol before Elizabeth suddenly produced a hefty joint.

"Whoa! Where did you get that?" Ariana inquired.

"One of the guys at the party just gave it to me."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I offered to give him a hand job for it but he ended up leaving the party early."

"Bummer, huh?" Daniella remarked sarcastically.

As Elizabeth went o... Continue»

It had been a successful season for Heroes, and the series had been renewed for the next season, so Kristen Bell couldn’t figure out why she was so depressed. She watched from the far end of the room as the rest of the cast and crew drank and caroused, or split into small, intimate groups, bragging about past conquests and future plans. Kristen pulled her arm around herself more tightly. She excused the action by telling herself that she was cold, which might have been only a slight exaggeration. Not for the first time, she regretted h... Continue»

Wearing a Pink sports bra and short black jogging shorts, Demi started her morning run. Later on she passed by a Starbucks Cafe while jogging and saw her best friend Selena Gomez sitting at a small table just inside, Demi stopped jogging and made her way to the Cafe door.

"DEMI!!!!!!!" Selena yells after seeing her walk in, "Hey girl!!" Demi replys.
They hug and Selena kisses her on the cheek almost on the lips, "I was just thinking about you" Demi replys "I hope in a good way" she laughs as they sit down. Selena slips her filp flop off and lifts her foot to the middle of Demi's shorts, "... Continue»

“Why the fuck did she go and do that?!” I shouted down the phone to my best mate, “She looks like a little boy! How am i supposed to wank over the bitch now!”

“Ha ha, Im sure her first thought wasnt about whether her perv fans would still be able to cum over her to be honest mate!” he replied.

We were of course discussing Emma Watson and her new haircut. After getting the role of Hermione in the Harry Potter films aged 11, the whole world had seen her transform from a cute little girl into a gorgeous 20 year old global star. And like many men i found myself wondering when it was ok to sa... Continue»

This was going to be awkward. Here I was stuck in a lift with Katy Perry who was now missing a skirt. Hey Jacob, how does that happen? I hear you’re shouting from behind the screen, well I’ll tell you…

Katy had walked into Radio 1′s main building to promote her latest album and had caught the elevator to the top floor. She had finished with the interview and her entourage had caught the first one down. As a worker in the building, I was f***ed into the second one, which just so happened to be with Katy. She had only just made it in when the skirt had torn.

But, that wasn’t all she was ... Continue»