Anal Porn Stories Page 328
This fantasy joke i borrowed from a friends page....
...A man walks into a restaurant bathroom needing to take a piss. While relieving himself, a 2-foot man goes to the lower c***dren’s urinal next to him and pulls out a schlong that would make even legendary porn star Long Dong Silver gasp. The man considered himself predominantly straight, but he couldn’t help but stare with his mouth agape at the small man’s cock.
He took a little longer to wash his hands and when the small man finished his piss, he finally couldn’t take it anymore. “I’m not gay or anything but that is the biggest cock ... Continue»
Click, click, click…the sound of high heels contacting a hard surface has always attracted and aroused me. Whether it’s on tile floors in a hallway, the concrete of a parking ramp or the asphalt of a mall lot, I turn in anticipation to drink in some pleasing eye candy. How short will the skirt be, how long the legs and what manner of hosiery will adorn the object of my desire? Sometimes you can anticipate the leg length by the quickness of the steps, short light steps equal a petite form, slightly slower, paced steps announce a graceful flowing creature.
Click, click, click…today it was an ex... Continue»
I moved to Hollywood a couple years ago and I was living in a decent building in a decent area. I would've liked to be in the scene and everything but I hadn't found work yet and was living off savings. One day I was coming in from the grocery store and I met a neighbor of mine. He was a tall black man, he had a really calming sense to him. He was well spoken and well dressed, we got to talking and he invited me over for dinner because he was going to grill steaks. So I went to his apartment and brought a six pack of beer be drank and talked about LA and my home in the midwest. I found out he ... Continue»
A friend of mine -Ramon- said that Miemke Thorsun sat in my favorite-bar.
She stated before everyone in the bar that I was impotent and did not manage to fuck her.
Ramon said: Will you allow that cheap little whore to keep on like that or are you going to do something about it
I said: No, I guess I have to do something about it.
-Is it the usual gang that hangs in the bar?
-Yeah, you know ...ex-cons,bikers,freaks.Ramon laughed:
-I think I know what you gonna do Hans,you're gonna fuck her in the bar in front of all the guys.
-Not just fuck her, I will give her a good beating... Continue»
(A week later) After class my professor stopped me again. I wondered if she wanted her pussy pounded again.
“k**do, my husband wanted to try something new in bed. He wants to watch me get fucked by somebody else. He said that I could pick up whoever I wanted as long as he could watch. Would you mind firing up my engine in front of my husband?”
“Is he going to join?” I asked.
“I don’t know if he’s going to or not. He’s not bi, so if he does, he’ll just be sandwiching me. If you do this for me, I’ll be sure to repay you. ... Continue»
We had decided to go down to the medieval Old Town of Bernkastel-Kues, and enjoy the Christmas Market.
The day started with hot glögg, followed with vodka and wine, and eventually left us somewhat tipsy.
Getting back into out attic hotel room, I opened the skylight window, and looked down on the Market, illuminated with lights, and the smells of food being cooked, and as these sounds and smells wafted into our room, the others decided to venture back out and enjoy the market.
I had had one too many so I opted to get a little sl**p, in preparation for the night ahead.
When the others left, ... Continue»
Carole’s hairy cunt and a slut is born!
See the photo that goes with this story…
Although my sexual adventures with Keith started with the Makeover Photoset (see the photos/story: Carole’s hairy cunt photographed for the first time) I was pretty wild even before Keith and I met!
I guess my sexual awakening was down to a thirty-two year old, fit, black guy I met whilst clubbing just after my eighteenth birthday.
During the day I’d had an almighty row with my then boyfriend (Anthony) who’s idea of sexual excitement was to finger me in the back seat of his car and let me wank him off ... Continue»
I blamed her inverted cervix, the c***dren (it took 4 to figure out what was causing them, LOFL!), her moodiness (she's high strung, but I wouldn't have her any other way). I really thought it was her.
It was me. A young, dumb, and full of cum k**. All I could think of was after work jumping on, riding hard, getting my nut, and falling asl**p. When we married, I was 19, she was 17. I really believed that girls had them just like guys, just not as...visual. Typical male.
10 years before her first orgasm, and I couldn't believe how it happened.... Continue»
It was a lovely early spring morning as I went into the local supermarket not really my favourite pastime, but as a middle aged widower, I have to do it!
Browsing at the greengrocery section I noticed a woman ahead of me as she was bending over the potato trough. She had a remarkable bottom, and I enjoyed the glimpse of the tight skirt over full rounded cheeks.
I came across her two more times, and was able to get a better look at her. She was quite attractive, if rather heavy, and must have been in her early forties.
As I walked down the freezer aisle, I again came across her, face t... Continue»
I don't know when I first picked up the signal that Rosemary the young cleaner was more churchy than most teenagers. It could have been that silver-cross pendant she always wore. Certainly the boss had mentioned that the two of them had got to know each other at church, and I knew the boss was a devout Roman Catholic. She ran a chain of cookery schools from her luxury house in the suburbs, where I was part-time manager, often left alone while she toured the country on business. And if either of them worried that a teenage cleaning girl might be in danger from a guy like me, it looked like ... Continue»
The relationship with Mick had gone past chatting on msn and the initial one night meet to enjoy each other --- we where now meeting every time Mick came back to the UK... Some times in a hotel others just lunchtime or a diner meet, we always had great chemistry laughing and joking and when we did make love --we really did make love...
This particular visit threw up all sorts of complications for us to meet, C had been working away had come home 2 days early -- I told him I had arranged to meet the girls and our son was staying at his friends -- From the time I walked through the door - C... Continue»
The phone rang and it was Mike wanting to know if he it would be all right if he came over. It was early Saturday afternoon and I did not have much planned except type a few letter and write checks for a few bills. He said that he would be over in an hour or so. (Mike is not known for being on time) I did not expect him for several hours.
I went back to typing. Sometime had passed and the phone rang again. I was Mike saying that he would be late as he had to run some errands and would be late. He did not say how late..
I went to the kitchen and fixed my self something to eat as I had... Continue»
I was out golfing, when it started pouring rain. My party and I decided it would be awhile beofre it let up and called it a day and headed out. While I was changing in the clubhouse my sell rang and my hime number showed up on caller ID. Figuring it was just my roomie Kimmy, I didn't think anything of it and answered. It was Teadora! It seems she was out biking when it started raining and as my place was a lot closer then her's she stopped in. She asked if I minded if she waited the storm out there and if she could throw her wet clothes in the dryer. I told her yes and that she could... Continue»
A recent visit as part of a Welsh trade group to NYC lead to this encounter at my hotel.
It's an early Sat morning and I'm enjoying the bar at the Waldorf. We had just flown into NYC from Cardiff.
I see him walk into the bar and he sits few seats along from me. Tall, slim,
I'm dressed in a short skirt tight white blouse strategically arranged to show off my red lacey bra and the tops of my large tits, shear black stockings and contrasting suspenders (so they'll stand out!), but no panties!
I'm directly opposite him and he can see the tops of my stockings and when the lighting is right, ... Continue»
One night several years ago, I went out to the bar with some friends. I had been drinking a little, and was incredibly horny that night. I had not been with a woman for some time, and my sexual tension was fierce.
I happened upon an acquaintance, who was someone I used to work with. We'll call her Angie. She was a gorgeous redhead, with blue eyes and freckles. Her juicy, plump body looked amazing that night. Her tits were nearly spilling out of her low-cut red top. I sat down and chatted with her for a while. Then, I playfully leaned in and kissed her on the lips. She giggled and... Continue»
Tanja woke up from the muffled moaning at the end of her bed. She lazily stretched her muscles stroked a hand through her long blond hair and examined herself. Hmmmm she moaned she had fallen asl**p wearing the clothes she wore last night: Thighigh leather boots, leather skirt, leather bustier and operalength leather gloves. She felt the leather against her skin and it immediately aroused her again. Her nipples went rockhard and her 34DD chest heaved as she started to slowly move down between her thighs.
She felt between her thighs and started playing with herself, and here's what makes Tan... Continue»
She was frustrated.
He’d been very specific with his instructions. She was to drive to the Metro station that night and take the train to the end of the line. Then she was to get in Car 26, stand in the far corner with the broken overhead light, holding the pole, and return to her stop. And she was to wear a short skirt, a sheer cream blouse and no bra or panties.
She’d gone along with it, excited by the adventure and dressing in such a provocative way. When she got on the train her tits had swayed freely, nipples visible to all. It made her feel sexy as hell. And she’d gotten a... Continue»
Don't get me wrong, here...I love to be teased. But I am human. There's only so much teasing a person can take before their hormones blot out every rational thought they might otherwise have. When that point is reached...watch out. All hell could break loose. And believe me, over the years I've had moments where I'd been overly stimulated to the point where I tried to do things that were physically, humanly impossible...and almost accomplished them. Under this type of stimulation, the old cliche of sex on a swinging chandelier would seem perfectly reasonable...and doable. Such is the power of ... Continue»
“Why you act like a girl,” Londarrien Rawls hissed as he skated past the slightly older reveler.
“Leave me alone,” glared Hampton McKinney as he recoiled from the shove his bully delivered.
“We should beat his ass,” snarled Hampton’s best friend Jasmine.
“It’s not worth it. He’s in like the eighth grade and probably has a troubled home life,” the straight ‘A’ student played it off.
“Well, you know I don’t mind.”
“Yes, girl. Calm down.”
“Sissy,” the taller-than-average junior varsity basketball player announced racing past the caramel-skinned nerd.
“Forget this,” Hampton said. “I’m goi... Continue»
I was in the US on business and had to get to my next appointment the following day. Unable to catch a flight I had to resort to the trains. I needed the overnight sl**per and managed to book a twin cabin online. I was told, however, that I had to share as this was a last minute booking and the train was full.
I had shared before on such trips, but kept my exchanges light with my travelling companion, that was always male.
I was late for my train, which didn’t help, and was quite hot and flustered as a clambered on board and made my way to my cabin.
I wondered for a moment who my male... Continue»