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Fun with my mom's best friend

This incidence happened when I was s*******n years old. I am only c***d to my parents. Auntie, with whom this incidence happened used t visit us quite often. She was about my mom’s age – around 40 years. Her husband was a successful businessman and was extremely wealthy. I many times wondered how she could spend so much of time with us. Once I asked her about that. She told that her husband travelled a lot and hence she had plenty of time. She normally used to come to our house in the afternoon and used to leave when my father came from office.

One day, during winter vacations, my parents w... Continue»
Posted by matterboy 8 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1372  |  
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Sex with My Girlfriend

It had been 1.5 years since i have been flirting with my crush(My girlfriend).I didnt have any deep feeling of love for her,rather i just wanted to get laid with her for once.She was an orthodox sort of girl from a middle class f****y.Her structure was so hot and good that i cummed on her pics atleast once in a day.
At last that day came.It was saturday in december.I used to go to my college in my car.That day because of some reason the college didnt function and all students were told to go back to there houses.She was chatting with her friends and i called her in her phone to come to my car... Continue»
Posted by raalaut 8 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 3089  |  
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Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE! [Re-post!]

Army Boot Camp - BBW STYLE!
Chapter 1


Back when I was in the army, I spent a few years as a boot camp instructor. It was always an interesting experience watching a group of completely disorganized, scared, and naive group of strangers turn into a cohesive, trained platoon of soldiers.

Cohesion and teamwork are key, and as a drill sergeant, I always emphasized that they would only get through the course together. If they chose to argue, bicker and work against each other, they wouldn't make it through, plain and simple.

Like I said, it was always an interesting experience. It was a... Continue»
Posted by blackwacker2 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1838  |  
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Disgraceful soft sex with my cousin

This is not exaggeration, this is based on my story of 2009. I feel
ashamed, cause she my cousin s****r. I shouldn't have done this to
her. I am from South Tamil Nadu.
It was in my semester vacation of my first year, and she was studying
Ninth Std. It all started from this point, in the night before my
s****r's marriage, she looked as if an angel. She is a medium
complexion, but...but really beautiful mean it. She was wearing silk
blow and the bottom (pattu pavadai). I was instructed to look after
the k**s who were playing on the Marriage's hall terrace. I saw my
cousin s****r playing... Continue»
Posted by spoiled_boy 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3635  |  
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Good & Bad Fucking Lessons From Porn Movies

In addition to its ability to cheer you up in times of need, porn has some useful lessons to impart to its viewers. On the other hand, some of these are hideous faux pas that every man should avoid like the plague -- or gonorrhea, for that matter. Then there are the great lessons porn has to offer us all.

Pornography is generally a healthy staple of any man’s life, but beware: Not all porn is helpful to your sex life. Watching porn with your girlfriend can be a great way to learn about each other and have a laugh. Although you'll probably learn most lessons on your own, if you're lucky, yo... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 686  |  
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My Best Friend (continued)

Pete and I hardly spoke on the long walk to the cabin other than to remark on the occasional wildlife we saw on the way. Both of us were lost in thought about what we had done that morning, and maybe thinking of what was to come. I can't speak for Pete, but I was getting aroused thinking about it.

We finally made the cabin, stowed our gear, and talked about what to do next. "Let's go skinny dippin'", Pete said with a grin. "That was a long walk and it's hot." I agreed, and as we walked toward the swimmin hole said, "I need to pee first.&... Continue»
Posted by joebobwahr 4 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1614  |  
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Getting Caught

I was chatting with a fellow xhamster member, sharing experiences, and when I told about this one, she said I had to post it for everyone to read. Hope you like it as much as she did!

I met this guy on a gay site, and we chatted for a bit before setting up a meeting at his place. We both had a panty fetish and he told me he loved to sniff his 19yr old duaghter's and his wife's, and said it would be hot to watch me sniff them as he blew me. I agreed and we met the next day. His wife was at work, and his daughter, who was home for the summer from college, was meetining friends at t... Continue»
Posted by panteeluvr 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 794  |  
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My Irish Bonus

I stared at an empty computer screen. It was hard to get back to work after a wild weekend like that. That was the wildest time I'd had since my ultra horny college days.

Back then they had just super charged my balls. My doctor discovered my scrotum needed to be untwisted. After that it was like having a second puberty. I thought I had a big erection before then. Plus I would soon discover an extra bonus.

My first girl friend in college didn't have much going for her in the face department. In fact she may have been the ugliest girl on campus. But "Irish" ma... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1045  |  
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The naughty neighbor affair

The Naughty neighbor affair...

The apartment was all quiet ,I was home all alone for the day.. I was wandering what
I could do to keep my self entertained? Hmmm I thought "Booty call" I decided
to text my neighbor since he was off work and see if he was tied up with the wife
or see if he had some free time for some fun... fingers crossed.. he was was free
and he could stop by ... my body began to tingle with anticipating his reply ,
than my phone buzzed and he said yeah he was free he stop by after lunch
which certainly put a smile on my face, so I went up and ... Continue»
Posted by sherrlicious 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1370  |  
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Asian Cum Slut

The night I met Mei in a London club, she was dressed the way you see in
Japanese anime. I told her, and she got all offended since she was Chinese,
and anyway she could not understand what I meant, or so she claimed.

She had on high heeled boots, knee high socks the kind you'll see matched
with schoolgirl uniforms, a chequered plaid skirt that barely covered her
ass, and a white shirt that could barely contain her immense 38E bust.
She looked obscene - breasts that size on a chink, especially one not more
than 5'1 or 5'2 that couldn't be a day over 18 just accentuated the
anime-girl... Continue»
Posted by pornofiend 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 606  |  
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Timestop Day 4

Day 4 – Saturday

The sound of the front door slamming woke Warren up. He looked over at his alarm clock. It was 6:43 A.M. – on a Saturday. Why was he awake? His mom never came home this early after her nights out.

Warren jerked his head towards his door as he heard the sound of the toilet from the bathroom he shares with his s****r flushing.

Then the night before suddenly rushed back into his mind, and what he had set up between Joe and his s****r. The sound of the door slamming must have been Joe leaving, not his mother getting home. He smiled as he thought about the night before, an... Continue»
Posted by themessenger 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1492  |  
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The Alleyway

This particular night came about when a good (a newly discovered lesbian) friend of mine invited me to join her to a "ladies night" at a local gay club. Being an overwhelmingly heterosexual male, I jumped at the idea of attending. All the while thinking, "Maybe there will be some cracking hot chicks who'd want to take turns. etc." My mind ran wild in the day leading up the party. I couldnt contain my excitement, frequently letting my friend know what I was going to do to the "babes" in the club.

The night arrived. I'd groomed myself, gave myself a little pep-talk in the mirror, put on the f... Continue»
Posted by sirpsychosexy2011 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 802  |  
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Watching the Wife Fuck Another Guy

As I hid in the closet of my own bedroom, I couldn’t believe I was about to go through with this. Sure it was my idea to have my wife fucks another man while I watched, in fact; I was the one who talked her into it. And it hadn’t been easy. Ria is a beautiful 40 year old woman that men lust after, but she’d always been faithful to me throughout our relationship. When I first suggested that she screw another man, she was outraged, even going as far as to threaten separation. But I was persistent, and I eventually wore her down. Now here we were, actually about to go through wi... Continue»
Posted by trumptight85 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1588  |  
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Dear Mum

Dear Mum,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sl**ping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone withou... Continue»
Posted by seedsurf 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 766  |  
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Sarah has a wild experience

It was a hot sunny day as Sarah left school, she often rode home on her bike, sometimes stopping off in the park on the way. Today was no different,the heat was getting to her. The plastic of her saddle was making her knickers damp, peddling to an old tree that had fallen down in the park. Consedering last week it had done nothing but rain the tree was now dry enough to sit on which is exactly what she did.
Propping her bike at the end she sat with her legs either side and just laid back enjoying the sun, her short skirt rising up as she laid back and stretched out. Her knickers still damp ... Continue»
Posted by stewart166 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1278  |  
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sex in the office

I was in one of those dreadful meetings that come about every month at the office, but this time it was the best meeting ever. I had gone without sex for about two months and had just come off being sick, so I was ready to go, but I did not know I was this ready! We have a glass table in our conference room and the beautiful new woman Heather sat across from me. She had beautiful light red hair with and an absolutely perfect body. Her shirt was semi-low-cut and she had tits you could stare at forever. During the meeting I got aroused looking across at her, more than normal and it just seemed t... Continue»
Posted by mace75 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1278  |  
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Caught my s****r masturbating- so gave her a speci

My parents were out of town for the week on a holiday to Paris so there was just me and my 2 little s****rs. I just came home from work and everything seemed a bit too quiet. I went to see where everyone was when I heard my s****r (the oldest daughter), Courtneey moaning with her room shut. Courtneey was 17 back at the time.

I pressed my ear against the door then it all went quiet. She quickly flung open the door and said "What do you want?". She was only wearing her leopard print bra and panties. I said "What are you doing in there?" She didn't say anything else, she just walked up to me... Continue»
Posted by Brodie666 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4678  |  
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Sam, Susan and me

Sam and i been best buddies for some years and shared some great times together. we usually go snowboarding several times during the winter and have great chats there. st some stage we suddenly decided in the summer that we should go snowboarding.. we arranged a trip to the nearest glacier and the evening before the trip we talked to a girl we both know.. she was not a big looker but slim , good ass and fun to be with. when she heard out plan she asked if she could join and we said for sure why not..

the next day we took the trip to the glacier.. on the way to the glacier we kept joking a... Continue»
Posted by eliasschism 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2046  |  
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Come Out of the Closet

Hello homofag... I think it's time for you to come out of the closet! The truth is, everyone probably thinks you are gay, so I'm sure it won't be much of a surprise to your friends and f****y but I'll still help you out yourself to them.  This is a step by step assignment that well require you to gather all kinds of incriminating evidence about your queer double life to ultimately seal your fate in exposing yourself to everyone for what you really are!  Once you complete these steps, there will be no turning back for you bitch and then everyone will know the truth that you're really a flaming ... Continue»
Posted by faggitkiki 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 356  |  
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Bath time

Had long stressful day today so instead of my usual quick shower I decided to run a nice hot bubble bath.
The water was quite hot and it got very steamy in my small bathroom but it was too cold outside to open a window and since there was nobody home I just left the door slightly ajar.
I was about 5mins into a nice soak when I heard the front door open and my younger b*o come in with one of his pals from football.
I heard them head straight for the kitchen so didnt bother closing the door to the bathroom.
After another few mins I heard some1 come up the stairs..I was about to jump up and ... Continue»
Posted by privacydub 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 3874  |  
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