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MY WIFE BECAME PART OF THE DEAL

THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.

MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL

My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,

You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 7 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4342  |  
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First Time Chubby Chaser

This is a true story, my first time writing as well. Happened in the winter of 2011. Makes me laugh whenever I think about it, haven't told friends so I would like to share with someone lol.

It was a Saturday on a very cold, typical Alberta winter night. Roommate and I had just finished a long hitch of OT. Decided to unwind have some drinks at the house and head to a club. Usual time looking for women and hitting the drinks hard lol

Met a few nice ladies, added a few new contacts in the cell, but no action.
Left the club decided to walk away from the crowd in hopes of flagging a cab.
... Continue»
Posted by m-i-k-e 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2490  |  
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Hospital Happy Ending

You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 969  |  
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How To Have Sex With a Friend

Seriously, who hasn’t met a friend who’s sexy and all that?

And how many of us haven’t wondered how to have sex with a friend?

It feels so good to be bad. It feels even better to cross that boundary and play dirty, doesn’t it?

Life in the fast lane couldn’t get any faster in these days of fast love and raging hormones. It’s hard to get over the blues of being single especially when everyone around is either madly in love, or physically in love.

If lovers can do it, why not friends? After all, friends do share everything lovers share, other than physical intimacy.

Sex with a frie... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 614  |  
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I Fucked a Super Hero (Sort of)

About a year ago I experienced every boys fantasy when I fucked a Super Hero...well sort of.

I found myself invited by my b*****r-in-law to the San Diego Comic Con, he had planned to go with his friend but at the last minute he cancelled so after much prodding by my s****r I went. Now don't get me wrong I like comics as much as the next guy I just don't see much point in dressing up as your favorite character...or at least I didn't until I made my way to the convention hall. The place was packed with colorful characters from comics and science fiction both men and women, and amazingly the w... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 462  |  
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Caught By My Black Stepdaddy

I was 19 and had just finished my first year of college and I couldn't wait to get home. It's not that I didn't have fun, I did. But I wasn't able to do my favorite thing. You see, I have a little secret... I like to wear...BLACK PANTYHOSE AND RED SPIKED HIGH HEELS WITH ANKLESTRAPS and dress up as a girl. And after nearly a year without doing so, I was just a few hours away from being able to feel like the sexy girl I knew I was born to be. What made things even better was that my stepfather Marcus, a big and sexy black man who I've found very attractive ever since my mother started dating him... Continue»
Posted by whawha1976 10 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 6114  |  
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Girls night out

Girls night out

My wife, Sarah, had gone out clothes shopping with some friends and then they were all off on a hen night to see some male strippers. So, with her out of the way for a ‘Girls Night Out’, I’d asked a few mates round for a ‘Lads Evening In’.

There were supposed to have been six of us – Ian Terry John Billy and Mike and myself. We had agreed that Ian should bring round the latest editions to his extensive collection of porn DVD’s and we would all chip in some booze. Unfortunately Terry and Mike had broken down on the way home from a football match, got pissed while waiting ... Continue»
Posted by whitewifeneedsbbc 8 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2318  |  
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Getting Caught

I was chatting with a fellow xhamster member, sharing experiences, and when I told about this one, she said I had to post it for everyone to read. Hope you like it as much as she did!

I met this guy on a gay site, and we chatted for a bit before setting up a meeting at his place. We both had a panty fetish and he told me he loved to sniff his 19yr old duaghter's and his wife's, and said it would be hot to watch me sniff them as he blew me. I agreed and we met the next day. His wife was at work, and his daughter, who was home for the summer from college, was meetining friends at t... Continue»
Posted by panteeluvr 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 801  |  
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Last night

Last night I found my mark. The person who I was taking home with me and fucking all night long. I love a challenge and am most often successful. Luckily tonight, it's a woman. I've had too much dick this week and have been dying to taste some pussy. Standing at the end of the bar in a dress, I found out later that she made, was "D." She had several visible tattoes, long white legs, and the most plump bottom lip I almost instantly sucked. It didn't take long to get her into the bathroom. Needed some more information before I wasted my time; like can she use that bottom... Continue»
Posted by biblonde30 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 495  |  
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"Gill"

We left the relative shade of the peristyle garden with its white marble fountain depicting Venus a ewer hoisted on her shoulder. The trickling figure stood in the centre of a shallow square pool, surrounded by smooth flag stones and then by a grassed border skirting up to a colonnaded cloister that hemmed the garden in, providing a screen to the outside world.

I took her small hand in mine to lead her away from the site of our tryst, to the coolness of the house I had had built in a Roman style.

She hesitated as if frightened by the sudden change of light. A gently guiding hand at the s... Continue»
Posted by fotoplace 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 206  |  
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Leslie Loves Sneaking Sex

Leslie, (from the blowjob story) was a really hot girl I met in high school, dated some much older guy during her first year in college but for the upcoming second year of school had broken up with him. For the second year she was moving into an apartment near me with her long time friend Sue.

The first day we moved in, Leslie called me and I invited her and Sue over to my apartment for a few drinks. Sue hit it off with one of my roommates and Leslie asked me to go back to her apartment. She clearly wanted to finish what started a over a year earlier and when we got back to her apartme... Continue»
Posted by nvision 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 386  |  
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Just like my nipples...

"Do you like watching me?"

"I know I shouldn't... but I can't help it. You're so lovely."

"It's alright, really. I can tell you enjoy it by that smile on your face."

"Alright... now I'm embarrassed..."

"Please don't be. I like it when you look at me..."

"Really?"

"Yes... especially when you're looking like you're trying to not get caught..."

"I thought you didn't want me to be embarrassed..."

"I don't... I want you to look at me..."

"Really?"

"Yes. Really."

"You do look very nice..."

"Are you trying to imagine me naked?"

"Wha...?"

"You're hard, aren't ... Continue»
Posted by mustbtuesday 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 939  |  
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Fucking a total stranger

Was chatting to a guy I met on a swingers web site another story altogether on why I was on there, we exchanged numbers and the naughty texts were flying back and forth I made him ring ne once in his car while he was on dinner for work, I was sprawled on my bed naked and very wet I don't think he realised at first until my breathing got heavier he asked if he could listen to see how wet I was so I put the phone towards my pussy and proceeded to finger fuck myself the feeling someone listening was electric from that day I guess u can say I was hooked on phone sex, poor bloke listened till I eve... Continue»
Posted by Hollysuckscox 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1329  |  
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Televison pantyhose stars jerk me off!

When I woke up I was laying flat on a table strapped down except for my arms. The first to walk into the room was Dolly Parton. She allowed me a feel of her fine silky legs then bent down and covered me with her unusually large breasts. She sat down legs crossed and watched as Daisy Duke came out and strutted around, my cock swelled to enormous lengths. She sat on the stool next to me and held my cock in her hands. "Do you like dolly or me better?" she asked stroking. She stood up and none other than Joyce Dewitt walked in. Clad in 70s Tan spike heels and pantyhose was a little more shy. "I wi... Continue»
Posted by keithrbrts 3 years ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1574  |  
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Idle Jack

An old, old tale of Lady Jane
Of how she lost her honour.
And how the lad called Idle Jack
Inflicted shame upon her.

Young Jane, a pure and simple lass,
Of years just sweet eighteen
With hair of gold and eyes so blue
And skin like golden cream.

Whene're she walked around the town
The local lads would sigh
And all their trouser fronts would bulge
As this fair lass passed by.

But Lady Jane was innocent
And never knew the score
She just assumed the bulge was naught
And knew not what it's for.

No... Continue»
Posted by pictureman645 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 374  |  
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FUCKED-OVER AGAIN

Have you ever been with someone with such an addiction that they would lie, cheat and be prepared to lose it all? Well as it is said..what have I got myself into Ollie lol......this can't even call it a man is addicted to men, little girls, girls, old bags, anything that is connected to porn lmaooooo and not that I am drop dead beautiful but close lol.....ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE???? that would be a question to ponder.......why a person's hand should be sore and he has or had a person....wow what a loss huh.......Anyone got an idea????... Continue»
Posted by fucked-over 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 317  |  
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chav lads, my arse, pussy get fucked

I got all tarted up for some sex as my twat was wet and begging for cock. I wore fishnet tights, short red skirt, red knickers, big red heels and a red tight crop top with no bra on. I had my big hoop earrings in and wore red lipgloss and lots of make-up in general. I went around to the back of the spar and met up with Jason, Nicky and Jake.

Jake who lives near me from the Chav sex trade story was there. He’d fucked me a few times when his mum and dad weren’t in at his house after the Chav sex trade story but he was at back of spar this night. Jake is very sexy and can cum 3 times easy whe... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 462  |  
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My Week of Hell. (Week 1 of 7)

This isn't a sex story per se, so if you are looking for a classic son fucks mom chronicle, there are plenty to choose from here. I would know. ;)




As some of you know, last Tuesday was Marti Gras, or Fat Tuesday. A day celebrating debauchery and gluttony in all of its glory. A day of celebration rivaling New Year's Eve in scope and magnitude. In short, a epic day of partying and sex.


But the day after Marti Gras is the polar opposite of everything that Marti Gras stands for. Ash Wednesday. The beginning of the Lent period of fasting and repentance, if you belong to several major... Continue»
Posted by BigJ0526 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 449  |  
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Are you gay?

Are you gay?
For the record, I’m not. If I was, I’m not sure that I would admit it, but I like to think I would.

Who knows?

The point is, I’m not, but I get accused of being gay all the time.

Most of it is either just jealousy from weak-minded guys, or wishful thinking from gay dudes, but it does come up.

The funniest example so far is this email I got the other day.

What’s really funny to me is when guys say that they KNOW I’m gay.

Now, I’ve met some gay dudes that were in the closet, and I actually know at least one right now. I guess if you live in a real conservative pla... Continue»
Posted by a_chord90 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 428  |  
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Short Story

After last night I doubt I would ever speak to him again, everytime I thought about it my heart raced and my bl**d boiled! Sitting in my friends lounge room I was explaining the nights happenings and how Joe had accused me of fucking his cousin after he'd left the club which was a complete lie and was only almost a blow job in the back of a black cab one night when I dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, to which said cousin pulled my pony and pushed my face into his crotch, I could feel his hard member against my face and his grip on my hair was so tight my pussy immediately pulsed... Continue»
Posted by unknownfemale 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 382  |  
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