i am with my girlfriend six months and she is bi. she has a great body and firm breasts!! one thing that i did not like was her asshole.. it was hairy and i said to her that i did not like it and she said it was to awkward to shave that area and she asked me would i do it!!!! i asked her would she get her female friend to do it and let me watch!!!she was hesitant at first but then she quite liked the idea!! a weekend came and her bisexual girlfriend came over ... i popped the bottles of wine and one word led to another and before i knew it her girlfriend said she would shave it for her!(the wi... Continue»
Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 78
Time: 2030. Place: The northern side to the entrance of Ryde Harbour on the Isle of Wight.
From where I am, facing west, the most significant feature is Ryde Pier. The pier constructed in 1815 is the oldest pier in Britain. It is the fourth longest behind: Southend, Southport and Walton-on-Naze. It actually consists of three piers: one for the railway, another for a tramway - disused since 1969 and the busiest section which is utilised by pedestrians, cyclists and light traffic.
As I hold this in my minds eye a train rumbles down the tracks. The train has two coaches and is of ex London Unde... Continue»
I saw this on someone else page and they're always interesting so I figured what the hell...
What’s your favorite place to be kissed?
everywhere...i love kissing
What’s your favorite color lingerie?
lingerie??? if someone else is wearing it...black
What color panties are you wearing?
no panties.....red, white n blue boxer...happy 4th :p
What’s your favorite sexual position?
Do you prefer strawberries with whipped cream or chocolate?
i'm more than enough chocolate
Do you prefer sex beneath the sheets or on top?
Do you prefer sex with the lights on or... Continue»
So...you want to try swinging? You fantasize about what it will be like.You want to see your wife with another man?Would you both like to swing with another couple? Or do you want the "Holy Grail" of swinging, the hot 3 way with your wife and her hot friend from the office??? First question,One)Have you gotten your wife to AGREE to do this,and is she willing to do it,and does she want to "swing???" 98% of the time, its the MAN who brings up swinging, NOT the woman in the relationship.Now----If you've gotten your wife onboard with swinging,and you havebnt had to beg or "talk her into it" ( that... Continue»
In the spring of 1813, Mr. Gosford rides to Dallylong to see his beloved Elizabeth Carleton. His longstanding fantasies are fulfilled. (MF, 1st, humor, rom)
It was that time of year when woodland plants, newly charged with liquid power, churn the earth in their struggle to the light, and when birds and frogs monotonously advertise their availability. Dreadnaught, as he printed his proud hooves in the soft April soil and rocked smooth muscles beneath his master's loins, was dreaming of complaisant mares. His master, too, was not immune to seasonal blandishment. Mr. James Gosford, 21... Continue»
I was 16 years old and eagerly awaiting the end of my school life, I had just a couple months left to go and couldn't wait to be free! Exams were just around the corner...
"You been talking to my boyfriend, bitch?" Charlene angrily asked, pushing me up against a tree in the back of the school yard. It was my favourite place to hang out with my friends as hardly any teacher would be there.
"What?!" I blurt out, stunned.
"I saw you talking to my boyfriend the other day!" She accused. I realised it's Mark she was talking about, he had been chatting me up a lot despite my obvious lack o... Continue»
I was sitting in the black and white coloured living room of my new house with my best friend and roommate, Rayne. Holding a sort of small, very informal house warming party. Rayne was wearing her typical goth-styled clothes. A small black t-shirt with a darkly comic skull and crossbones on the front, and wearing tight black jeans with plenty of holes and rips in them along with her white sparkly belt. She was barefoot and had her hair shaved short at the back but with a cool looking long black fringe d****d over her very pretty face with wavy red dyed colours at the ends of it, and of cours... Continue»
I have been talking with men, and, most men say 'They like to fuck a smelling foul pussy!' because, it give them pleasure during sex, and, like the smell of sex in the room, more like a workout.
My quesion is, What do you prefer, a smelling foul pussy? or, a pussy don't have no scent at all?
PS. If wondering about my pussy, my pussy don't have no scent.... Continue»
I was at a party with a big group of guy friends and girl friends. My girl friend came with me. I am a shy guy, but We ended up all playing a game of dares with one rule. The dares had to be done, no backing out. I didn't like the idea but after an hour of funny and daft things, drinking games and stuff things became a little spicy.
Firstly the guys were dared to reduce themselves to boxer shorts only which the girls loved. I kept catching my GF staring at this other guys cock bulge which was clearly large, extra large. My GF was dared to kiss one of the guys which I didnt like the idea of,... Continue»
ok so my team makes it to a basketball tournament in humbotlt california, i think i was about 16 or 17 then. i never heard of that city before, but everyone was telling me its very boring, and old fashioned up there. there is nothing to do but smoke weed. i wasn't looking forward to it but i still wanted to win the whole tournament at all costs. when my team arrives to the the city, it was just how everyone said. the small town was so much in the woods there was only 1 hotel. since it was a 25 team tournament it was filled. so a lot of teams stayed with families that had the biggest house... Continue»
My parents leave for the weekend and they have a girl a couple years older than me stay with me for the weekend and she ends up taking my virginity. (mf-teens, youths, 1st, mast, oral, voy)
My parents had to go out of town for the weekend when I had just turned 15, but they felt I was too young to stay home by myself. They asked a 17 girl from our church to stay with me. Katie is pretty much every boys dream. She is tall and thin almost model like with very nice solid B cup boobs. She had just graduated from HS and was heading to college in the fall. She had given me many hard-ons ... Continue»
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1- So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3- No I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head, do you really WANT
puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get' it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don... Continue»
Two old age pensioners are enjoying oral sex together... but after a few minutes, the old guy says, "I can't stay down here much longer, it stinks!"
The old lady says, " I'm sorry, it's my arthritis playing up again."
The old guy replies, " You've got arthritis in your cunt?"
"No" says the old lady, "the arthritis is in my arm, it means I can't wipe my arse!"... Continue»
1. We can get laid anytime we want
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're d***k
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6. We can sl**p our way to the top of the class
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sl**p with them
11. Men light our cigarettes for us
12. Men... Continue»
I was installing a new shower head in the front bathroom
the other day when I had a rather interesting daydream.
In it, I saw us as a couple who'd recently moved in together.
I worked and you attended classes at a local college.
I came home early one day to find you weren't at school
as scheduled. Our place was a mess and it was obvious
you'd been sitting around snacking and watching television.
I found you in the bathroom, casually taking a shower.
I slid open the door, shut off the water and hauled you,
by the wrist, into the living room as I scolded y... Continue»
so your laying down on the beach, letting the sun burn your back you silly girl
suddenly you feel the cold drip of lotion on your back , quickly followed by warm hands massaging into your shoulders and down your back
you hear a voice saying"don"t look round", you decide not to as the rubbing feels so good and you needed lotion on your back anyway
the hands move slowly up and down your back, the fingers every now and then brushing against your breasts as you lay on your front, the hands slowly move lower on your back until they reach the top of your bum,
they slide beneath yo... Continue»
We all sat around as Kimberly carved away on the tree. We were all in our early teens, a group of girls lost in a hormonal wilderness, neither here nor there, just fantasying about sex, or our concepts and ideas about what sex was all about, and about cocks, we always talked about cocks, and we giggled, and vacillated from thin to thick, long to short, but always having our own personal craving.
Someone screamed, 'OMG Kim', and there was another scream and laughter. I went across to see what all the commotion was about, and what confronted me brought a smile to my face.
Kim, shortened from K... Continue»
It was the last day of my vacation, i was 16 (two years ago). My dad, mom, b*****r, aunty and uncle were getting ready to leave me in the airport, it takes 5 hours to come to the airport from my city. My uncle was driving the van and my b*****r was sitting near him, my mom and dad was sitting on the second row and my aunt and me was sitting on the last row. We started our 5 hours trip. After around 30 minutes my aunt touched my hand and slowly she takes our hands near her pussy. Then suddenly she gave me a rapid kiss on the lips and she put my hand under shirt and with her hand she was touchin... Continue»
I was Always working ,my Shift's got off at Midnight,It was a Friday night and everyone of the late teen early 20's people in the neighborhood were all hanging out on the Hot Saturday morning. Many people were Partying in the Apartment,Somehow I got two girls in the Hallway.
I then somehow preceded too show them my Cock. My Future Girlfriend at that time Laughed at my cock. Funny okay no biggie. Maybe A couple month's down the Road I get off work ,I'm driving around the Block and She's hanging out after midnight,At that time I'm driving a 76 black Firebird. She ... Continue»
going out to the bar was something i didnt do often. I usually was a more reserved type of guy .So on this night i dont know what lead me to a strip bar but there i was with a facefull of tittys and ass and throwing back shots of henny when suddenly i was approached by this beatiful woman by the name of red you see this woman was not any ordainary woman this woman knew what she wanted and knew what she liked she was a freak im talking the true def.....of nasty, sheliked objects in her ass she liked to be slapped and called a stank nasty cunt she was really into shit like that and it turned me ... Continue»