Sex Humor Porn Stories Page 78
Another show, another rigging call. The glamorous life of a big rock show usually begins at 6 AM in the morning putting the rigging in place that holds those massive sound and lighting systems in the air.
This day was starting out like any other. I got to the Arena around 5:15 AM so I could let in the caterers and stagehands. I got the guard to open to door and he went back on his cart to his office. I grabbed my briefcase and headed to the production office. When I got there I opened the door and there was a young girl sitting the desk. She kind of startled me. I asked if I could h... Continue»
Chapter 3: Accusations
Jordan and Jeanne had just finished their session in the Milking devices. Because of the extra help that Dee Dee had given Jordan's balls, Jordan was the clear winner in this event. Both Barocca and Jeanne had finished viciously insulting and accusing Dee Dee and Tiffany of cheating of some sort.
At this point, Rhiannon and the Vectran girls entered the auditorium from the side. Rhiannon decided to make a bold entrance, and called out, "Well, well! Is this a private party, or can anyone join in?"
Everyone in the auditorium turned to face the new arrivals. ... Continue»
Chapter 16: Rebellion
After leaving the temporary quarters with Rhiannon, Barocca had met Jeanne in the hallways, as they both headed towards Dee Dee's lab. They were just about to turn the corner to Dee Dee's lab, when they heard a door opening.
"Hold it, Jeanne. Someone's coming." The two girls stayed out of view, until the door had closed again. Barocca stuck her head out, and cautiously peered down the corridor. She watched Dee Dee disappear in the opposite direction.
"It's Dee Dee. Looks like no one's getting much sl**p tonight. I don't know where she's
going, but now ... Continue»
Chapter 18: Run For Your Life
Barocca ran from Dee Dee's lab with all of the speed she could muster. She didn't know if she should try to make it to where her girls were staying on the other side of the Island in one sprint. Or if she should try short dashes, and lessen the time she was exposed in the hallways to the other girls.
Then Barocca decided upon a course of action for the short term. "I'll duck into the first
set of quarters that I can find. Then I'll call the other girls on the cellular phone, and tell them to be ready for me. I can use a short rest, and it'll make it... Continue»
Chapter 14: Epilog - The Enchantress
Several days later, the Enchantress learned of her fate. The all-father had summoned her to his great hall to pronounce sentence upon her. She arrived at the appointed time, and stood outside before two of the guardsmen, before entering. They said nothing, but seemed to have a smirk upon their faces, as they held the great oaken door open for her. The Enchantress glared at them but did nothing else. She could not afford any type of incident, today of all days.
As she entered the hall, she saw the all-father gathered in close conference with sev... Continue»
Due to some function my relatives had to visit the native place for two weeks. I didn't joined them coz of my upcoming semester exams....& they left at next morning...I was little happy as I got full freedom to freakout with my friends & to do party......!!! but at same time was unhappy when my relatives told me about fatima that she would disturb my privacy with her routine works.....!!
But managed my mind with that thought. Next morning I was sl**ping till late when she knocked my door......i was still in sl**p....walked in my boxers & opened the door & again felt on bed for sl**p. ... Continue»
-I dream about this on about one day!
I can't give me enough to feeling free and be sexy for you and you will play with me ...
this begin on the one summer day on the beach, home in the bed or kitchen, bathrooms, anywhere you like to take me...
Are you Ready?
I dream of a day when I can get love to feel free and to enjoy the most wonderful at sex because I can't get enough of the cool show.. think of the most sexy man in the whole world ... and it may be more time in life, if it finally becomes reality, will it's be nices, but this the a dream is,
-where my thoughts just, flies me away ... Continue»
Just me and her now; well, just me.
I gaze into her steel blue eyes to try and see her soul. I see nothing.
She blinks once.
I slap her hard across her left cheek with the palm of my right hand.
She sways and nearly over balances onto the bed.
It feels good to hit her. I like hitting and brutalising females; it's the only thing that really turns me on. I guess I'm a real nasty cunt.
She brings her hand up to her face to massage her cheek bone. I would like to believe that it really
'Why did you do that?' She appears stunned, bewildered. And sounds[
Hi I am back after a long absence. Here is a dirty story about me getting fucked at my s****rs’ mates’ birthday party.
So we got there and I was wearing this sexy black dress that barely covered my tits and arse (Emma was in a nice dress too). Anyway the house was packed Id say 75 % of people there were lads. This Tracy girl knew what she was doing for her birthday. I tried to dance but I am not very good and I didn’t like the weird mix of chav and westlife music.
After I knocked back a vodka martini I went after a lad called Craig who was 19. He snogged my face off and his tongue felt... Continue»
Some more years ago we went to a restaurant of a oarsman’s club at our river. I said to my wife, please wear that black leather costume with garter, lace stockings and black boots.
She put her black white striped bra under the jacket and no pants under the very short skirt. She looked fantastic. With every step her skirt moved round her thighs and her ass. The lace of the stockings look out and you could see the closure of the garter. Hot view.
So we went into the restaurant. There was a heightened podest with some tables a... Continue»
Hi I’m Preetam from Bettiah, Bihar. I’m studying in 10+2. Both my mother and father are government servant and i’m their 1st son. We live in a double bedroom flat in Patna. My parents sl**p in one bed room and i sl**p in another bedroom. My Cousing s****r Mausam (name changed) came to Bettiah for doing her Post-Graduation in a college and stays in our house. She sl**ps in my bedroom and some times in the hall. I started mastrubating from my 6th class.
So it all began like this , after she came and stayed in my bedroom, it became very uncomfortable for me mastrubate. So, i had to wait till s... Continue»
None of my friends liked Dibs, I don't even
think they knew his real name, just the stupid
nickname some sarcastic teacher gave him.
Dibs was very quiet, never spoke much, seemed to
have no friends. None except me that is. My friends
made fun of him, teased him or ignored him. Well
everyone did really. But I liked him. I liked his
resilience, never seeming to care that he wasn't
part of the social scene. I liked the way that he
was so much clever than everyone, including the teachers
but he was never arrogant. In fact he tried to hide
his intelligence sensing that it ... Continue»
When I was studying engineering, I was away from home. I used to go home on holidays. There was one housemaid who was working in my home. She was a very pretty married woman in her early thirties. I used to tease her, but at the same time I never missed a chance to praise her beauty. She took it very casually. One year I went home on SankranthI vacation. This housemaid was alone at home and said that my parents went to attend a function. After some time I went to take a bath. I asked the maid to bring me shampoo. I asked her to apply it on my head. She agreed, and tied her sari up somehow. S... Continue»
I hope you can see the humor in this one, and don't let it happen to you...originally posted under BrianDamage...
I Woke Up With A Fat Chick
I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.
The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.
Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simpl... Continue»
I look at her as if she were a godess, she has long black hair you no down to the top of here butt, deep blue eyes and a great pair of lips that say kiss me soft or kiss me hard I just wont to be kissed But its my mums best friend what was i gonna do?
One morning as I woke I heard laughter from downstairs I know one was my mum but was not sure of the other laughter so i got dressed and went down to see who else was there as i went into the livingroom there she was the women i always seem to think about when im alone in my bedroom ;-). I could not belive it i'm stud there looking all tired a... Continue»
When I was uni-student. One day I was going to a book store by motorcycle.
I was aware a woman walking this way. Passing beyond, we turned our eyes each other.
I murmured "she is tight!" in my heart. When I was reading a book in a sotre, someone
stood by me and pushed stucked book down to my side ..
I faced that person. She was there! She didn't look at me but seemed to expect something.
After a while she moved to exit and stopped to face me for a moment.
I was too square to chase her. I should have done it.... Continue»
i have been working at airport for 5 years and it was my first time having fuck at my work place ...one a night when i was standby a hot lady came and she missed her connection flight she was angry and was looking so hot coz of she missed meeting with her boyfriend...and i tryed to help her the closest flight was 8 hours later and i transferred her to that and i asked if she wanna she can hang with me there 2...she accepted..we were having fun and drinking our coffes there and she told me about her meeting and how she missed her boyfriends dick..i got hard and so hot ..i offered fucking with ... Continue»
10:00pm im laying in my bed because i just had sex with my man but im mad because he didnt let me cum. So i get up and go in the living room to look at nasty movies on the notebook laptop. Im browsing on pornhub.com when i come across sexy milf geting pussy creampie. i watch it over and over again. i was so horny that when i was ready to go up stairs my legs buckled. i woke daddy up and instantly he knew what i wanted. he threw me on the bed from behind pushing his dick towards my pussy so deep from behind i started cumn. Now ladied i kinow it might sound but yes i came from behind and it felt... Continue»
want to talk about good sex i had some of the best sex of mylife,there she was my sexual wettt pussied demon ready to release my circular testiclerballs of joy wait, wait , i cant start the story like this!!?!! (from the top)!
talk about good sex I had some of the best sex in my life
i mean she was sexy soft had a low voice and was shy she was more the reserved type she didnt rush things like most,as a matter of fact she wouldnt let me touch her the first night only a kiss on the cheek and i thought to my self she must b one of those types that want a relation ship or somethen to that eff... Continue»
My neighbour Karen is 59 years i think, a real nice lady, good looking, always tanned and make up that makes her look slutty but in a nice way, always has her long chestnut waist length hair nicely trimmed and i thought it was probably dyed, but found out last week that her hair is still naturally chestnut, i'll come to how i found that out in a little while, this was a day i shall never forget, and i am having to stop every once in a while whilst writing this pop my nose over the hedge to see if she is out by the pool again today, but while i am hoping for he to show, i shall tell you all abo... Continue»