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Wet Works

"You almost done Lilly?"

"Almost."

I was anxious for the weekend, but it wasn't because I had something to do. It was simply because I don't think people could understand how much pressure could be put on a person from a small print company in the middle of the city. We had a lot of high brow clientele and when lawyers want their paperwork they want it yesterday.

Snow had fallen and the ground was iced over in patches that day as I stood at the back door waiting for her to leave. I could feel the cold from outside through the wall. I took a look back at Lilly through the open door fro... Continue»
Posted by RichardSchwarz69 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 758  |  
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"Mostly" Ghostly Part 2

Being a ghost sucks!

There I said it. As a Ghost I have limited control of the physical world. Aside from turning lights on and off I'm pretty much useless, that being said I have discovered quite a few tricks.

"Are you there Jack?" Regan asked from her room.

"No, I'm out in the Living Room." I said.

"I'm getting dressed so don't come in!" she said.

Regan came out wearing a rather fetching blue sun dress. "Have you been up all night?" she asked.

"Yeah...why?" I asked.

"I made up the couch for you, why didn't you..."

Yep lightbulb.

I didn't mention this in our ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 506  |  
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Room Service

Hi All!

Long time no see! I’ve finally ‘got my arse in gear’ and feel inspired to write. The only problem was, because it has been a while what should I blog about? After some careful consideration I thought it only polite to keep you all up to date with ‘recent events’ so to speak lol.

I suppose the best place to start (as with all stories)is from the beginning. I had been chatting to a chap, lets call him Colin (rhyming slang ‘Colin Firth’ - girth ;-P) for a short while, when the delightful boy suggested we meet. Now a lot of the people I talk to either play around with the ide... Continue»
Posted by unassumingmistress 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 609  |  
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I finally bought a pack of Magnums

I finally got the balls to do it, I bought my first pack of Magnums. Never getting laid in the past has been bad enough, and with this site I made a few friends who said they'd be more than willing to help me out on the losing my virginity side. ( I'm still accepting offers since none have folllowed through yet ;] ) And after my embarrasing experience you can read about below with my big cock not fitting into a regular trojan I decided it was time to go out and buy a pack of Magnums. Reluctantly I went to the store and found the health and beauty section, I was so frazzled it took me nearly fi... Continue»
Posted by MDvirgin 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 689  |  
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monsters world

As an avid hiker, I knew my way around the back hills of my small town. I knew every trail and every distinguishable outcropping for miles. I spent years combing the feet of the Appalachians and up its mighty boulders until I couldn't proceed without actual climbing gear. So, when the day came that I finally managed to get myself lost all I could say was, "Shit."

"Perfect," I muttered quietly to myself. That's what I get for leaving my GPS unit at camp. But I wasn't going to get anywhere by simply cursing my impotence. I set off towards my back trail in search of some sign of life. I knew h... Continue»
Posted by superlantern 1 year ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 974  |  
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Cream with your coffee?

My job is utterly boring. I am only doing it for a six month contract, but already I am bored shitless....until, that is the "Elf N Safety" brigade insisted that my department ordered new chairs. Not that there is anything wrong with the old ones, but hey, it's a brave new world, right?

So the new chairs arrived with a really odd looking set of wheels and spokes. I liked my old chair and soon discovered these new ones would only fit one way around. The old ones had regularly shaped spokes that I would put my feet on. These ones had two really widely spaced ones at the front and three around... Continue»
Posted by MrSuspiria 3 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 891  |  
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aunty takes good care of me(part 1)

my aunty betty was to say the least a total hottie.okay she was over 40 something but hey have you seen some of those women.she always had a soft spot for me.i dont know what it was but i always seemed to get on with the more mature ladies.not that i didnt get on with younger girls.

this summer i went to stay for a few days.she needed the house painting and as i was off to college she figured i could do with the money and also help her out.in the end it was she who helped me out.

i dont know how but i fell off the ladder .a hospital visit and i had broken my left arm and leg.they wanted ... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 4 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5697  |  
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i was a lucky teen

Ok so this took place yeats when i was 13-14 years old i was aways horny so this took place on the day before thanks giving my twin cousins came over fore for thanksgiving and the week end i shared a room with my s****r one of my cousins would sl**p on my s****rs bed and the other on mine i would never sl**p on my bed i would sleppp on the couch but ween my cousins come over i sl**p with them so my cousins just became 15 years old my cousin andrea would sl**p with my s*s and her twin s*s would sl**p with her name is cesi so i was 13 u was 5'9 and had a ahletic body i played basketball and id... Continue»
Posted by greatstoryteller9704 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1136  |  
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Sarah and Nicole go Shopping (part one)


This and the following part two are extracts from my novel "Sarah's Garden." They aren't really explicit erotica but rather an amusing account of two newly out lesbian girls let loose by their girlfriends for a day's shopping in town and a spot of girl watching with some rather startling results. Just a bit of fun really for your amusement.

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“Well all I can say is that it’s going to be an interesting encounter with your mum tomorrow Nicky!” declared Sarah feelingly as she steered her BMW along the west bound autobahn a little outside Zur... Continue»
Posted by Mikebasil 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 579  |  
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My true untold dirty secrets

I’m hot n sexy since from my c***dhood. Whenever I got the chance, I never missed and made the best use of it. I had many encounters and a few of them are here. This is the first time I am narrating my true secrets, but it feels all good to me to be getting out of it before you all. These are all true ones.

First Time in 9th Grade!!

The story starts when I was 15 years old and was only in the 9th grade at the time. At the beginning of the year I met a girl and we became instant friends. As the year went on we flirted back and forth tell finally I guess she could not take it... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1624  |  
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My slut wife..from Sri Lanka

hi im gayan aged 27 yrs living in moratuwa, Sri lanka..the story i'm going to narrate you is about the real incidents happened during past few months about my young and horny wife Taniya..actually its about how i found my wife is a horny slut with her collegue. my wife is 25 years old and we were married for the last 6 months. As both of us are working for same bank in Sri lanka we dint get a chance to work together and i was transferred to System Department where you get 7*24*365 work in shift basis. The very next month my wife got promoted to next level and we overjoyed as it was a gift for ... Continue»
Posted by milankoluwa 9 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2106  |  
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The Audition Part One

And so began my screening interview and my first adventure into the world of adult films. Once I got past all the legal bullshit the questions were kind of fun to answer.

Had I ever had gay sex before?

"Everyone in the room seemed gay and happy about what I was doing to them at the time."

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There was a guest speaker for the monthly meeting of the Pleasant Town Trans-gender League. This guy was so full of shit it wasn't funny. He supposedly represented someone wanting to do a documentary... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 712  |  
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Playing Along

In my defense… all this was only supposed to be just a harmless little prank and I really didn’t intend on things going as far as they did but… look, first let me explain what happened and you tell me if I was wrong.

I’m Ethan, a few years ago when I was 19 I was invited by my friend Kamario also 19 at the time, to spend the holiday weekend with him and his f****y at their home, it nothing fancy or over the top it was just a three day weekend in a small town in North East California with my friend and his f****y. Kamario and I arrived at his f****y house early Friday afternoon; his mother g... Continue»
Posted by Rust1 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1865  |  
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inside of her pt4

i replied to my mom that i was trying to get back to the bathroom to grab my towel, she looked at me like i was lying to her , she asked why i had not been to work? and why didnt i answer when she sent the police over? i was baffled i didnt know what to say every thing that had been going on flashed before my eyes when she was asking me these things. i finally replied i didnt know i told her that i had not been filling to well so i had to call off , for a month she replied SHE YELLED LETS GO! YOURE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!!i argued with her for bout a solid hour and finally conveinced her that ... Continue»
Posted by dblac2 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1741  |  
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Lovemaking...


Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you ... Continue»
Posted by papa61 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1078  |  
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DIRTY JOKE

A MOTHER AND SON WAS WALK DOWN THE ROAD THE MOTHER SAW A SEX HOUSE SHE TURNED TO HER SON AND SAID DON'T U EVER GO IN THERE. HE GOES OK MOM. ONE DAY JUST WALKING HOME AND HE CAME PASS THE SEX HOUSE THIS SMOKING HOT BLONDE SAYS DO U WANNA COME IN HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS SHE GOES I WONT TELL. HE GOES ALRIGHT THEN SO HE GOES IN. SHE SAYS DO U WANT TO GO UP STAIRS HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS. SHE SAYS I WONT TELL. SO HE SAYS ALRIGHT. SO THEY GO UP AND THE SAYS TO WANNA HAVE SEX HE SAYS I CAN'T I AN'T MY MAM SAYS SHE SAYS I WONT SAY. SO THEY DID. WHEN THEY DONE SHE SAYS U CAN TAK... Continue»
Posted by LORDLONE 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 736  |  
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Finger Fuck Date

I decided to post a story for the first time and naturally i'll start with one of my best stories! It was during my period at the university - in 2004! I didn't went home to visit my parents in the weekend and the city was laim those days! At night i was home with my friends and when i was out of liquor i went to a near b y café! I went there on a regular basis and knew everyone there! When i got there that night there were only the local d***k guys in their 50's at the bar, but there was a chubby student with great awesome tits pretty face and lips that could slurp a big black cock easily! I... Continue»
Posted by suspect9 1 year ago  |  Categories: Anal, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 483  |  
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i'm not gay , my boy friend is

[/user]I had a cool threesome once. I fucked my buddy's wife along with him on her birthday. Then I fucked him too. I am not personally into dudes but he said that it was her ultimate fantasy to watch him with another man. Now, because it was her birthday, i had a little something to take the edge off, and I was fucking the woman, so I let him have a go at my virgin butt hole. Thank goodness he has a tiny dick and that her tongue fingers were very active the whole time especially to start it out. i almost jumped up and beat ass in his own bedroom at first because he got moving way too much wa... Continue»
Posted by sashacrush 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1530  |  
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Anastasia

Saturday morning and my phone rings. I look over to see who it was and it’s my s****r Quisha most likely wanting me to do something. Last week it was fix her pipes, the week before that fix the TV, not to mention she had her fine ass friend Alexandria over. But she couldn’t fix her lips to help me out and put in a word with her. I, Ramon, the helpful big b*****r was to the rescue. This time I said to myself that I wasn’t about to do shit. I let the call go to voicemail the first time. Then her worrisome ass had the audacity to call again. My guess is that she wasn’t gonna let me sl**p until I ... Continue»
Posted by bigshack 8 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2983  |  
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I was satisfying both Father and Son

'I left it in the downstairs cloakroom'. He turned around and shouted, 'I will get it', and ran back into the nightclub, disappearing behind the swing door that served as the entrance, leaving his father and I alone in the car park, somehow what followed quickly was to be expected, his horny old man was gagging to fuck me, and as the door closed behind him, I felt my short skirt hem rise up over my ass, and his cock push inside my wet cunt, generating enough friction against my tight lubricated sides to induce his quick orgasm, a side treat for an old father, ejaculating into his son's girlfri... Continue»
Posted by MarieL 2 months ago  |  Categories: , Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 573  |  
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