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was it a dream

Years ago as a young apprentice I was coming home from night school on a mid winter night. I used to catch the last train at night which was never busy as it stopped at the end of the line for the night ready for the first morning train. As I stayed not far from the terminus station it was nice to relax knowing that I wouldn’t miss my stop. There was only two other passengers waiting on the platform. One was a middle aged man and the other was an elder lady of about sixty. The train slid into the station with a familiar his of steam which billowed out over the platform hiding every one b... Continue»
Posted by trickydicky111 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1006  |  
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Cum Face the Boyz

I am not sure if this story belongs under this category since it doesn't involve nudity, but I think this is the most appropriate place. Last week I went to visit the guy I am dating, Adam. We were hanging out alone at his parent's house (they were out) and we decided to order pizza. While waiting for the pizza we started to fool around a little bit in his living room, and I ended up giving him a blowjob. I was really getting into it (Adam's always into it!) when the doorbell rang. I immediately stopped and pulled my face away. At that same moment Adam ejaculated unexpectedly. After the first ... Continue»
Posted by oralTcmlvr 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 586  |  
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a night with morning glory


I was at home on vacation and i lived 2 weeks with a girl I fucked.

My ex girlfriend lives just a few miles in the next village.
She saw due to facebook that I was in town.
So she contacted me in order a meet me.

I never expected that she is gonna contact me as she broke up with me and I made me really ridicilous afterwards.
However, I was all excited but then she became sick over christmas and we did not meet up

Anyway, I still fucked the hot 21 year old hottie where I lived while I was in my hometown. So it was not too bad.

But after a few days, the last day ... Continue»
Posted by Padde84 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1065  |  
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Found how kinky my girlfriend is.

Alright so last night I found out how really kinky my girlfriend is and I'll telling you why at the end. So last night I had gotten out of the shower and was in our bedroom and my girlfriend starts talking to me about average day things, then randomly she says to me "Hey babe, when's the last time you cummed in my heels?" Well, I was honest with her and told it's been awhile since I have because we've been busy and I asked her why and she says "Just wondering." So I'm still covered with a towel because I'm trying to find clothes to wear and I hear her in our closet and at that time I didn't th... Continue»
Posted by shoeluvr 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1343  |  
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The Honeymooners....

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she jut... Continue»
Posted by papa61 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 3389  |  
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hot s****r

i will tell u my story! Sex with friends s****r
when i was 13 my friend's s****r is 8 year elder to me and him and her boobs is round and sexy, her armpits is very smelly and hairy. I often go his house to meet him but side-by-side I want to see his s****r. One day I had gone to his house and his s*s is sl**ping in pajama and her pajama (nightwear) is torn from her panty side and her panty is clearly visible. but i do nothing. After one week i go to his house nd that time he is not in house only his elder s****r is in house lonely in cut sleeves Kurti(top)nd in pajama(bottom wear) she say
... Continue»
Posted by ishaan217 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 807  |  
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Watching Me Watching You - Strange Relationship Ve

Tuesday; the morning after the lunch before. I’m still tingling from my encounter with my boyfriend’s son, but thankfully it’s balanced by the headache that the same encounter also left me with. What I really needed was a nice quiet day at work, I had a hundred simple tasks that I could do that would take my mind off everything. The last thing I needed was to get an email from Ben.

It said simply this:

Log into the instant chat messenger.

Not even signed. I knew it was from him of course, not least because his name appeared in the sender column, but it was also recog... Continue»
Posted by ChrisTracy 4 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 257  |  
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Tales of a Bullying "Victim" Part 1


This work is a piece of fiction, however it is heavily inspired by true events
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I was sitting alone at the back of the top deck on a bus one day, making my way home from school. I was 16 at the time, and could not wait to get in after a tough day. As usual, the bus was pretty empty as I lived the furthest away from school and after a few stops all the other k**s had gotten off at their stops already. The bus pulled up at a stop and I heard loud girlish talking and laughing. A group of girls heavily trodded up t... Continue»
Posted by LittleMissFart 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1246  |  
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First Time

FIRST TIME

I couldn’t believe I said yes to this and I actually went through with it. I laid naked on the bed, covering my breasts with one hand and the other covering my pussy. He wasn’t a bad looking guy but I couldn’t bring myself to having sex with someone else, I’ve only had my husband in me and I was afraid. “Is this your first time?” he asks caressing my right hand which is over my breasts. I shook my head up and down “well don’t worry honey, we don’t have to if you don’t want to” those words made me feel a bit more at ease, he gently remove my right hand above my breasts and place i... Continue»
Posted by dlbiblkm 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2681  |  
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The Accident - Short Story

Cindy Rose, 27, a separated insurance broker without c***dren, is disillusioned by her heterosexual relationships. She tried many a spiritual path to learn to accept her personal male energies and to get aware of her feminine beauty. She knows by now, that lust isn't bound to a single gender and that love can be found only by accident! She wrote to me:

It was a stressy day at the office and everybody just picked on me. Somehow frustrated I slam the door and lock the car. A short glimpse into the letter box reveales: only junk mail again! »One day I would gain enough courage to murder that ... Continue»
Posted by sushicook 3 years ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 447  |  
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The Deal

The Stories I’m writing here are absolutely true.

2010, July 22
About 8:15 pm

I almost wanted to fall on my knees and thank God when it began to rain after it had 34° Celsius the whole day. It was not a heavy rainfall, but you could already feel the temperature sinking on your skin and see how the cold water fell to the ground and the cars. Nevertheless, the film I saw together with Claude in the drive-in theatre was ruined but as lucky as we have been the movie ended anyway. I let him take me out this evening, three days after my quite albuminous I made a decision. I was single, had my... Continue»
Posted by Bea69 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 627  |  
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A Short Story on Wanking.

For some folks the actual masturbation or wanking would take less time than the telling of the story, but not always.

When I was at school and around about eleven or twelve years of age there was talk about 'wanking'. Now I had no idea what on earth it was but I listened.

Apparently what you had to do was lie down on your bed and play with your cock until you got a hard on. The next thing to be done was grab it with your hand and move the hand up and down. If you did this it was called wanking.

That evening after the meal I went up to my room to do my homework, or that is what I sa... Continue»
Posted by AussieJonno 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 988  |  
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Some blow jobs I have known, a recollection

This morning I was musing on some of the good blow jobs I have received and thought I might share some:

P - Expert technique, loved to pay attention to cockhead, shaft and balls. Plus had the skill to look into your eyes while doing it. She read a lot of womens magazines and took tips from them. Swallowed too, excellent girl when you just wanted to cum and couldn't be bothered fucking her.

J - I was the first (so she said) to come in her mouth. I was kneeling over her feeding my cock in my old single bed. Easing in and out of her mouth until I came in a deliciously slow orgasm.... Continue»
Posted by romand 4 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1294  |  
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Homecoming

When I was growing up, there was a f****y across the street with four daughters. They were all grown up and out of the house before I ever got interested in girls. Though I remember all of them being good looking and quiye shapely. My own s****rs were friends with them and my b*****r was always trying to get in thier pants, but to no avail. What a loser !


About 4 years after my graduation, I was playing in a band that was hitting club circuits across The States. We came back to So. Calif. for a break and hopefully some shows. It had been a while since I visited my folks a... Continue»
Posted by whiskabiscuit 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 931  |  
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Best Day

I was doing my cleaning duties, Big cotton pants, tan tights, Skirt and blouse from charity shop. Knock on the door, as usual I went to hide in the bathroom. Its ok you can come out. When I went in the lounge there was wifes best mate H. She smiled as I felt like dying. Oh I see what you mean!! My wife K said lift your skirt! I was close to tears. Look at those panties said H oh dear how sad are those?.

I was sent to shower and shave all my pubes. When I got to the bedroom there was a pair of French knickers and hold up stockings. A nice black bra with inserts plus a red underskirt. I dre... Continue»
Posted by davanamx 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 424  |  
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Tow the Line: Part 2 "Party Where Your Heart

As I Stepped inside the J Dorm I could tell all eyes were on me. As I dodged awkward glances and pointed jabs I happened to catch a glimpse of Audrey leaning against a back wall.

"Hey Trash Can Guy!" she shouted waving me over.

"Sorry I never asked your name." she added as I crossed over.

"It's Nicholas Frost, most people call me Nick." I said lying...well not exactly, more like half truthing. Nicholas is my Middle Name, my first name is Calvin after President Coolidge (Don't ask me why).

"Nick I wanna properly introduce you to some friends. You met Damon already." she said poi... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 1 year ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 425  |  
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Getting to Know Me

When i was 15 i was going through the womanly changes in life that all of my friends have gone through. I was the only one with the tits of a 12 year old and who has yet to get their period. (i know its odd but still) I wanted to belong it was like a club that i NEEDED to be a memeber of. Late one fall evening i came home from school with an itch that needed to be sctratched.

I waited until my parents were asl**p. I lay in my bedroom and get into my bed, still horny my fingers did their walking down my left thigh and my right snaked its way up the right. All i did ... Continue»
Posted by SweetLipz 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1342  |  
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Impliments of Torture

I was back in my old neighborhood and totally in "straight" mode. The last thing I wanted my folks knowing was that their one and only likes to wear a dress every now and then. BAD IDEA! When I stopped by the Circle K for a few things I was even happier to be looking "normal."

There she was, looking a little heavier since the last time we spoke. For Gail that was a good thing since she was just a pound over being considered anorexic in high school.

She was quite a departure for me. Most of my gal friends were usually a few pounds of short of being mistaken fo... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 513  |  
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the cook

At the time I was only a teen. At a point where every teenage boy had desires and fantasies. Well I lived in a house with 3 bedrooms. My parents room then came my s****rs room which was next to my parents. And my room which was next to my s****rs. Mine was the furthest. Well my mom owned a resteraunt and all of her workers were latin women.
Woah did I fantasize about them. One worker was Big but had a nice ass and huge tits. Cute lady. My mom had hired a 23 year old Mexican chick. Woah was she curvy. She had a firm ass and c cup tits. She was fucking sexy. About 5’ feet and thin.
Well this g... Continue»
Posted by lonelywolf91 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1157  |  
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While The f****y Are Away His Cock Comes Out To Pl

True story as my darling bappy currently fondles my boobs. its not the easiest job for a pregnant woman to do hahaha

Anyways.. I'll get on with it and get you men and women on your way to some orgasms like what we had earlier.

My parents and youngest s****r left on a saturday and my gorgeous hubby to be arrived at the house a few hours later. Sadly we had to wait until my other s****r left with her "friend" (with benefits which she won't believe is what they are but considering if you awoke through the night you'd hear her bedsprings going crazy.) Saturday night arrived not quic... Continue»
Posted by maaao 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1022  |  
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