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My First BBW Sex

It all began as a prank one Friday night round Tina’s place. There was a small group of us, myself, Tina, her mate Lianne, Steve from next door and his girlfriend Alison. We were all enjoying a drink and some music when things got a little carried away!
One moment I was gyrating against Tina to a song with somewhat erotic lyrics, the next, Tina, Lianne and Ali had me on the floor.
“Right, strip him”, laughed Tina.
“No, not that”, I pleaded. I already had a semi-erection in my pants and now it was about to be revealed.
“Hold his arms”, Tina instr... Continue»
Posted by dodger125 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 1201  |  
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I'm a finger whore

I must be the only 18 yr old that is still a virgin. That is that I have never been fucked by a penis.

I started fingering my clit when I was in middle school. Went out with friends, some of the boys had felt me up and some of them had slid their fingers in my clit. They would rub up and down, but none of them really made it to my pussy hole.

One night at the movies,i was sitting mext to this boy who I wanted to be my first. He and I were kissing and feeling each others stuff. For him to be 14 and me 13 he had a big cock. He was hard to the touch and I rubbed it thru his pants. ... Continue»
Posted by loloishorny 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2249  |  
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A quick blow before my mom comes back

Sorry for being MIA recently, my mom is back and hadnt had that much time to do by fun stuff );

My mom just came back from LA and things had been hectic. Although she doesn't know what had happen between the guys in the house and I is it a good thing. My dad and my b*****rs had to resists their urges.

So im going to start it off where my mom went to go make food for dinner, my older b*****r and I were in the living room and he gave me a smile that hinted me to do a quick blow for him.

When my mom went into the kitchen, I quickly ran and sat next to my b*****r, giving no time t... Continue»
Posted by GiannaEvansSlut 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo, Voyeur  |  Views: 4219  |  
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The Dirty Game!

I still kinda get a boner when I write about this story...

It was the month of December. I had been very excited cuz my cousin s****r was coming, along with uncle and aunt that day to spend a couple of days with us. I was young then. Maybe 12 or so...so naturally the prospect of arrival of guests at our home made me feel really excited...

Finally they arrived at about seven in the morning. Uncle, aunt aunt and her. It had been so long since I had last seen them! My cousin seemed to have grown twice the size I had last seen her.

We spent the whole day playing, watching movies and havi... Continue»
Posted by aqua2 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4609  |  
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Why I won't post pictures of my face here.

I wanted to give a blanket answer since I get so many requests for it. Look, guys, I love that everyone finds me attractive. Thank you all so much. I'll continue to post body shots but the reason I won't show my face is the same reason I can't post any video of me doing anything (damn it!). See, I know my dad has an account here. When I went home for Christmas last year I was fooling around in his office (looking for cigars actually) and I started checking out his computer. You know, being a snoop. Well, I saw this site in his history. I even clicked on his profile. I w... Continue»
Posted by fuckablebitch 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1580  |  
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The Lake House

Six months ago I started working at a new firm. In that time I made quite a few new friends, but no one more like me than Jack.

Jack and I had so much in common. We each loved fishing, hiking and swimming but I was still surprised when he invited me to his Famiy cabin on Lake Tahoe for the Memorial Day weekend.

I drove up a long gravel road to the Cabin and noticed that aside from his SUV mine was the only other car.

I didn't think much of it as I walked up to the door and rang the bell. After a few minutes and no answer I took out my cell and was about to make a call when I heard ... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1685  |  
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The New Roommate

I was beginning my junior year at college when it happened. I had a 2 bedroom dorm all to myself for the first 2 weeks of the semester. I loved the privacy and had my girlfriend, Cindy, over whenever I wanted.
I was kicking back one late afternoon, when I got a call from Pam Clarkson at the office of university housing. She told me that another student needed a room change and that I would have share with him. She finished the call by telling me they would be over in 5 minutes.
I heard the elevator bell, then a knock at my door. I answered and Ms. Clarkson came in with my new roommate. Ms. C... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 1 year ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1845  |  
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Excited wet dream.

I went to see my male physiologist to talk about the wet dream I were having. Here, how I had explained the dream: 'I was playing a role as a sexy housewife to my husband, wearing nothing underneath my bathrobe. I’ve just finish taking a hot bubble bath, my pussy was still soaking and wet, and, my husband is lying on the bed watching TV with his dick stand out of his underpants. I took off my bathrobe, walk over to my husband, begin to suck on his hard rock dick, I suck his dick like a lollipop; I can feel his dickhead going toward my deep throat. Slurping, and licking on his dick nice and fas... Continue»
Posted by Darkpussy 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 823  |  
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SEX WITH SIKH GIRL IN LONDON

My name is VIJIT I’m 25 yrs old and live in London, UK. Over the last few months I have decided to go into the london university and thank god it has done well. One of the properties that I own is a two bedroom flat that I was looking for tenants for. A Sikh girl by the name of Harpreet applied, she was 22 and new to England. She was studying medicine at a local london university. She was very interested in the flat and took it. Everything went fine for about 6 months; she paid her rent on time. I would go round every now and then to see her; she was very pretty, blonde hair, sexy fit body as ... Continue»
Posted by fukkerguy 10 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1155  |  
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Cum Face the Boyz

I am not sure if this story belongs under this category since it doesn't involve nudity, but I think this is the most appropriate place. Last week I went to visit the guy I am dating, Adam. We were hanging out alone at his parent's house (they were out) and we decided to order pizza. While waiting for the pizza we started to fool around a little bit in his living room, and I ended up giving him a blowjob. I was really getting into it (Adam's always into it!) when the doorbell rang. I immediately stopped and pulled my face away. At that same moment Adam ejaculated unexpectedly. After the first ... Continue»
Posted by oralTcmlvr 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 587  |  
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Breaking the rules

This story happened in May at my father's house in Florida. He has these striked rules for the house, be home by 11pm, leave room doors open, and wrost of all, NO SEX!!! Im 24 I shouldn't have to follow these rules. But here in my dad's house his words is law. Must follow orders. So, one mirning my dad left to work, since I do tattoos I can take take my jods anyware. I had a few things lined up for the aftetnoon hours, so I didn't have much to do in the morning I took a long shower and got dressed. Still had 4 hours to kill, since im not from here I'm pretty much stuck here, oh and my dad had ... Continue»
Posted by nfamus1 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2176  |  
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MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS DURING SEX

Fast foward this shit im fucking this woman in the edge on the bed position and she is just literally goin crazy with her arms clench up against her chest with the sexy moans ever.She has this look in her face as though shes about to expload or sumthin I dont know...maybe she was just really enjoying the sex,but anyway I got her ass hanging off the bed with me holding both her legs up in my arms and I am standing up goin in her pussy like im suppose to and she still moaning like crazy with her hands flying everywhere.So all of a sudden she pushes my stomach back does a roll up out the bed....(... Continue»
Posted by ahaha 12 months ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1644  |  
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Sandwiches




There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his b*****r, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older b*****r is on top...so one night the big b*****r comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun....he says to her.."My lil b*****r is asl**p, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position."

So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato." eventually she begins to yell "LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO" finally the Little Johnny wak... Continue»
Posted by papa61 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 2456  |  
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Photo Album:Teacher's Pet, Part Two

Dr. C. Chambers Post, grew up in a religious Roman Catholic home in a working class neiborhood in Queens, NY. As a young man, he knew he was different from the other boys in his school. But with a strong religious mother and distant transit worker father, he felt it best to keep his sexual predilictions to himself. He was tall, 6'2", handsome, young man with a well built body. As a 17 yo high school senior, he enjoyed being persued by the young ladies in their circle of friends. His two older b*****rs had followed their father in the transit buisness, where if they worked hard for 25... Continue»
Posted by Blondkid2020 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 662  |  
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I Like The Oldies

I was at the pool with some friends and my girlfriend, we had decided to back to one of their houses and I needed to change back into street clothes. As I got to changing rooms they were all full but one and as I got there I met this old lady who wanted the same room, "we can share as long as you don't mind seeing an older woman changing out of her swim suit" she said as we went in and locked the door behind us.
For as long as I can remember I have had the hots for older women. I don't know what got me to that point. I have seen my mom naked a millon times. And yes, my s****r and her fri... Continue»
Posted by zimabean 9 months ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1175  |  
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Great threesome with two hotties...

The three of us stumbled through the front door of the house. It was myself, Sarah and Mika. We all arrived at Mika's house after long night of partying... Mika gave me the offer to spend the night, she had a futon couch that was she said was surprisingly comfortable to sl**p on despite being several years old.(Yeah right...No futon for me) Although I had a little to drink, I wasn't in too bad shape that I couldn't drive... I only lived about 15 minutes away... However I was tired as hell, and combine that with some alcohol, you might as well double your B.A.C. level, I may have to consider he... Continue»
Posted by elquicko 1 year ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2787  |  
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Aishas Exercise pt1

(Rewrite of a story I made a long time ago)*

"Dick, you must find a way to help me," complained Sarah to her husband. She felt she was fat and needed help to shape up.

Dick was happy his plan was working. He had deliberately made comments to give her that impression, that she was fat and needed to exercise to reduce her weight.

"You are not really that fat," said her husband, deliberately sounding unconvincing.

"Oh yes, I am! You yourself have said that many times," insisted Sarah. "I weigh 150 lbs! And my breast are so big!"

"But you are... well, perhaps a bit stout, but you ha... Continue»
Posted by aishagrey 8 months ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2538  |  
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Fantasy Comes True

It was late one night when my doorbell rang. I opened up to find my best friend Jacob standing on the front step. He looked like hell so I knew something was up.
“Hey Dave, sorry I know it’s late, but can I crash here tonight?” he asked. Jacob and I were friends since we were in diapers so of course he knew my place was his place if he ever needed.
“Of course dude”, I replied gesturing him inside. “What’s up? Where’s Kathy?” Kathy was Jacob’s wife, a rather sexy blonde with a great pair of tits, but also a brutal temper. I always secretly wondered why he put up with her, but fr... Continue»
Posted by jeffrey16 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 6034  |  
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The Audition Part One

And so began my screening interview and my first adventure into the world of adult films. Once I got past all the legal bullshit the questions were kind of fun to answer.

Had I ever had gay sex before?

"Everyone in the room seemed gay and happy about what I was doing to them at the time."

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There was a guest speaker for the monthly meeting of the Pleasant Town Trans-gender League. This guy was so full of shit it wasn't funny. He supposedly represented someone wanting to do a documentary... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 708  |  
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i miss that job

Once I was working in the Accounts department, and one of the office girls had some difficulty in doing an entry. She called me over and asked if I could show her the correct way. I went near her chair and was standing to see the transaction. She turned around and her hand accidentally touched my fly. I adjusted a little bit and her face turned red. I told her, “It’s OK - it happens.” But she flushed and put my hand on her shoulder. I told her, "It's OK," again. Then she put her hand on my hand, planted a kiss on it, and dragged it down to her boob. I was surprised and pleased. I reached in fr... Continue»
Posted by rickyfofi 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1385  |  
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