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A goth´s good time

All my stories are true

2010, August 31
About 9:25 pm

This story is a rough prologue to
A dominate goth
http://xhamster.com/user/Bea69/posts/41234.html
and
Vengeance is sweet
http://xhamster.com/user/Bea69/posts/55130.html

As always you can find the animated pictures in my profile

Despite is was the last day of august the temperatures once again shot up. I don't know the exact temperatures by today, but it was so hot that every sunbeam hurts. Therefore I was extremely eased it already had cooled down a bit due to the daytime. The sun already had sunk and a brisk wind blew. Fr... Continue»
Posted by Bea69 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 231  |  
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The Birth Of A Candy Bar

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY. So he took Ms. HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5TH AVENUE. He let out a SNICKER and stuck his BUTTERFINGER up her KIT-KAT, causing a MILKY WAY. She screamed O'HENRY as she came all over his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. After he busted a NUTRAGEOUS, she showered him with HERSHEY'S KISSES and told him he was better than the THREE MUSKETEERS. Soon, she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later, she had BABYRUTH.... Continue»
Posted by The_Tongue_Fu_Master 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 116  |  
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MY WIFE BECAME PART OF THE DEAL

THIS STORY IS PURE FICTION AND FANTASY PLEASE ENJOY.

MY WIFE BECAME PART OF A DEAL

My name is John and I’m 32 years of age and married to a really lovely sexy wife who I adore,
Here name is Alice and she’s 28 we have been married for just over four years,
We have our own lovely home and I own a very successful real estate business life couldn’t be better until about 6 months ago,

You see Alice doesn’t have to work due to the success of my business but has on occasions helped me out when she stands in for me at the office at home,
Business lately has slowed down due to the down tur... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 4 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 4117  |  
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How To Have Sex With a Friend

Seriously, who hasn’t met a friend who’s sexy and all that?

And how many of us haven’t wondered how to have sex with a friend?

It feels so good to be bad. It feels even better to cross that boundary and play dirty, doesn’t it?

Life in the fast lane couldn’t get any faster in these days of fast love and raging hormones. It’s hard to get over the blues of being single especially when everyone around is either madly in love, or physically in love.

If lovers can do it, why not friends? After all, friends do share everything lovers share, other than physical intimacy.

Sex with a frie... Continue»
Posted by jpjai007 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 576  |  
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My girl friend sucked another man cock in frount o

Me and my girl friend which theres a photo of her on my profile.We were at a party and drinking heavely. A guy which we did not know at all was braging on how his wife sucks the best dick. So me of course d***k said really whip it out and I told my girl friend to suck his cock ! I couldnt beleave it but she droped rite to her knees and started sucking his cock in frount of 22 other men and 4 women! The guy blew his load in less then 1 minute all over her face and in her mouth. She showed everybody there the load in her mouth then swallowed his load of course then clean the rest off her face wi... Continue»
Posted by Richard234 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3480  |  
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Tom's accident

“Comfortable, Dad?” Karen asked as her father eased himself as best he could with both arms and a leg in plaster and a a face that looked like it had gone ten rounds with Audley Harrison.

“Yes, love,” Tom said. “Sorry to be dumped on you like this.”

“It’s not a problem, Honestly! If I can’t look after my old dad in his hour of need, what kind of a daughter am I?”

“A good one. You always have been. Especially when your mother went. I don’t know how I’d have coped.”

Karen bent over and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

“Well, you just take it easy and I’ll make you a coffee.”
... Continue»
Posted by samvimes 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 9740  |  
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First Time Chubby Chaser

This is a true story, my first time writing as well. Happened in the winter of 2011. Makes me laugh whenever I think about it, haven't told friends so I would like to share with someone lol.

It was a Saturday on a very cold, typical Alberta winter night. Roommate and I had just finished a long hitch of OT. Decided to unwind have some drinks at the house and head to a club. Usual time looking for women and hitting the drinks hard lol

Met a few nice ladies, added a few new contacts in the cell, but no action.
Left the club decided to walk away from the crowd in hopes of flagging a cab.
... Continue»
Posted by m-i-k-e 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2490  |  
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I Fucked a Super Hero (Sort of)

About a year ago I experienced every boys fantasy when I fucked a Super Hero...well sort of.

I found myself invited by my b*****r-in-law to the San Diego Comic Con, he had planned to go with his friend but at the last minute he cancelled so after much prodding by my s****r I went. Now don't get me wrong I like comics as much as the next guy I just don't see much point in dressing up as your favorite character...or at least I didn't until I made my way to the convention hall. The place was packed with colorful characters from comics and science fiction both men and women, and amazingly the w... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 461  |  
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Hospital Happy Ending

You see all these ads on TV about heart attacks and wonder will it happen to you. You never know! I was having what I thought was a bit of indigestion so I decided to go to the local hospital and have them take a look at me. I usually would just take some antacid for something like that but I felt like this time I was passed that stage of treatment and needed a more in depth treatment. So I drove myself to the hospital and checked in. Once there I sat in the waiting room for about 15 minutes and waited my turn. When they finally called me I went in, got on a gurney and gave the nurse the rundo... Continue»
Posted by bigsoftee 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 976  |  
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Girls night out

Girls night out

My wife, Sarah, had gone out clothes shopping with some friends and then they were all off on a hen night to see some male strippers. So, with her out of the way for a ‘Girls Night Out’, I’d asked a few mates round for a ‘Lads Evening In’.

There were supposed to have been six of us – Ian Terry John Billy and Mike and myself. We had agreed that Ian should bring round the latest editions to his extensive collection of porn DVD’s and we would all chip in some booze. Unfortunately Terry and Mike had broken down on the way home from a football match, got pissed while waiting ... Continue»
Posted by whitewifeneedsbbc 5 months ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2334  |  
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Fist visit to my sexy new female doctor

Yesterday I went to the doctor because i felt like i was peeing too much, i'm sitting in the waiting room and the doctor calls me, and she is the hottest woman i have ever seen. Late 20s/early 30s, gorgeous middle-eastern face, nice curvy lips, big dark eyes. She's very friendly with a thick Persian accent which i find very sexy. i explained to her my situation, and then she asked if i was sexually active, and i said no a bit too quickly, and she looked surprised for a second. She got me to pee in a jar, dipped the testing strip, and came over to show me the results. She got me to hold one end... Continue»
Posted by wet20 7 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 4140  |  
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Last night

Last night I found my mark. The person who I was taking home with me and fucking all night long. I love a challenge and am most often successful. Luckily tonight, it's a woman. I've had too much dick this week and have been dying to taste some pussy. Standing at the end of the bar in a dress, I found out later that she made, was "D." She had several visible tattoes, long white legs, and the most plump bottom lip I almost instantly sucked. It didn't take long to get her into the bathroom. Needed some more information before I wasted my time; like can she use that bottom... Continue»
Posted by biblonde30 4 years ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 494  |  
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"Gill"

We left the relative shade of the peristyle garden with its white marble fountain depicting Venus a ewer hoisted on her shoulder. The trickling figure stood in the centre of a shallow square pool, surrounded by smooth flag stones and then by a grassed border skirting up to a colonnaded cloister that hemmed the garden in, providing a screen to the outside world.

I took her small hand in mine to lead her away from the site of our tryst, to the coolness of the house I had had built in a Roman style.

She hesitated as if frightened by the sudden change of light. A gently guiding hand at the s... Continue»
Posted by fotoplace 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, BDSM, Sex Humor  |  Views: 205  |  
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Leslie Loves Sneaking Sex

Leslie, (from the blowjob story) was a really hot girl I met in high school, dated some much older guy during her first year in college but for the upcoming second year of school had broken up with him. For the second year she was moving into an apartment near me with her long time friend Sue.

The first day we moved in, Leslie called me and I invited her and Sue over to my apartment for a few drinks. Sue hit it off with one of my roommates and Leslie asked me to go back to her apartment. She clearly wanted to finish what started a over a year earlier and when we got back to her apartme... Continue»
Posted by nvision 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 380  |  
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Just like my nipples...

"Do you like watching me?"

"I know I shouldn't... but I can't help it. You're so lovely."

"It's alright, really. I can tell you enjoy it by that smile on your face."

"Alright... now I'm embarrassed..."

"Please don't be. I like it when you look at me..."

"Really?"

"Yes... especially when you're looking like you're trying to not get caught..."

"I thought you didn't want me to be embarrassed..."

"I don't... I want you to look at me..."

"Really?"

"Yes. Really."

"You do look very nice..."

"Are you trying to imagine me naked?"

"Wha...?"

"You're hard, aren't ... Continue»
Posted by mustbtuesday 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 940  |  
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Fucking a total stranger

Was chatting to a guy I met on a swingers web site another story altogether on why I was on there, we exchanged numbers and the naughty texts were flying back and forth I made him ring ne once in his car while he was on dinner for work, I was sprawled on my bed naked and very wet I don't think he realised at first until my breathing got heavier he asked if he could listen to see how wet I was so I put the phone towards my pussy and proceeded to finger fuck myself the feeling someone listening was electric from that day I guess u can say I was hooked on phone sex, poor bloke listened till I eve... Continue»
Posted by Hollysuckscox 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1329  |  
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Idle Jack

An old, old tale of Lady Jane
Of how she lost her honour.
And how the lad called Idle Jack
Inflicted shame upon her.

Young Jane, a pure and simple lass,
Of years just sweet eighteen
With hair of gold and eyes so blue
And skin like golden cream.

Whene're she walked around the town
The local lads would sigh
And all their trouser fronts would bulge
As this fair lass passed by.

But Lady Jane was innocent
And never knew the score
She just assumed the bulge was naught
And knew not what it's for.

No... Continue»
Posted by pictureman645 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 374  |  
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The day I died.

It was quite balmy when I left the office, there was a slight breeze cooling as it blew up my bare legs and through between the buttons of my summer frock. I crossed of the path and away from the traffic to walk home through the woods. I had played here as a c***d, running with my friends, climbing trees and skinny dipping in the pool when I was so young it didn't matter.
Probably because of my familiarity with the place I didn't worry about being on my own in such a secluded place, I was just enjoying the sun on my back and the breeze on my legs. The cooling breeze brought out goos... Continue»
Posted by celcus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 333  |  
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FUCKED-OVER AGAIN

Have you ever been with someone with such an addiction that they would lie, cheat and be prepared to lose it all? Well as it is said..what have I got myself into Ollie lol......this can't even call it a man is addicted to men, little girls, girls, old bags, anything that is connected to porn lmaooooo and not that I am drop dead beautiful but close lol.....ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE???? that would be a question to ponder.......why a person's hand should be sore and he has or had a person....wow what a loss huh.......Anyone got an idea????... Continue»
Posted by fucked-over 3 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 317  |  
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chav lads, my arse, pussy get fucked

I got all tarted up for some sex as my twat was wet and begging for cock. I wore fishnet tights, short red skirt, red knickers, big red heels and a red tight crop top with no bra on. I had my big hoop earrings in and wore red lipgloss and lots of make-up in general. I went around to the back of the spar and met up with Jason, Nicky and Jake.

Jake who lives near me from the Chav sex trade story was there. He’d fucked me a few times when his mum and dad weren’t in at his house after the Chav sex trade story but he was at back of spar this night. Jake is very sexy and can cum 3 times easy whe... Continue»
Posted by Erocus 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 443  |  
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