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First Time Sex of a teenage indian with her aunt

Touched 40 now but still remember the incident which happened when I was still a teen. It was a normal summer day in Ahmedabad. After a hard day at school I threw my bag at the bed and headed towards bathroom. It was a bright sunny day and I just stepped into nearest bathroom. I heard water and then as my eyes adjusted to the inside dimness, I saw my aunt staring at me, as she stood naked and soapy under the shower. She gasped in shock. I stared at her and felt my shorts tent as I saw her large breasts and bushy pussy... She burst out laughing as I turned around and ran out. It was the first t... Continue»
Posted by Benjasex 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 2848  |  
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The Layover

Stephen Brooks, a rather average sort of fella on the wrong side of 30 slowly opened the door of his Towncar and ducked out into the muggy afternoon air of Dallas Texas. Before him was the Airport and annoyingly beyond that a five hour plane flight back to New York.

As he grabbed his bags from the trunk it dawned on him that he had in all likelihood spent more time in the air in the past month then birds do in their entire lives.
Stephen was in Dallas overseeing the construction of a new Distribution hub for his Company and at the end of the week would fly back home to New York to give in... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 10 months ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 840  |  
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Teen Louise Pays The Price - Part 2

I dragged Louise off the desk and held her arms behind her back while I grabbed my belt, quickly wrapping it around her and buckling it tightly so she couldn't move her arms. There was no look of defiance in her face now, only fear. I pushed her into the corner of my office, between the wall and the filing cabinet and ordered her to stand there and not move. I switched off the CCTV and left the office, locking the door behind me. The stockroom was just across the corridor so I wouldn't be long. On returning, I could see through the glazed panel to my office that she hadn't moved.

I moved be... Continue»
Posted by brendancoyle 7 months ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Hardcore  |  Views: 1309  |  
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Enjoying during studying in college

That happened to me when I studied at the University. I didn’t live with my parents because in this city we didn’t have a house or some relatives or even friends. I was late to get my name on the list to the college hostel, so I had to rent accommodation just a few blocks from the campus. There were 2 of us, 2 girls who rented one apartment, because it was a bit cheaper for us both to share accommodation fees.
I walked in to the apartment I shared with another girl named Lucy. It was late Friday night. I had been in the library, preparing for my exams on the next Monday. The living room was i... Continue»
Posted by urpussysucker 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 800  |  
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I Shag, Dump and Slap the Minging Slut!

I’m just on the way round to see the Minger… it’ll be for the last time because once I’ve shagged her gross little body I’m going to dump her… naturally she doesn’t know that. In fact I’ve really been quite nice to her recently… well nice by my standards… built up her hopes that we will be ‘an item’, perhaps get married one day.


Me… married? That’s a fucking laugh… show me a ‘happily’ married man and I’ll show you a fucking loser… and I’ll tell you why he’s a fucking loser… it’s because he’s a liar… a liar mainly to himself. The marriage thing probably starts out alright but after a bit –... Continue»
Posted by Kinky_Mushroom 9 months ago  |  Categories: BDSM, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 887  |  
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Wilma's Time Alone

Wilma Flintstone was home alone; she had the Flintstone f****y home to herself. Fred was away bowling with their neighbor Barney Rubble for the week in Rock Vegas, and Pebbles was out with her friends and planning to stay over for the weekend at a slumber party.

Wilma had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing a short, sheer robe that barely covered her body and left absolutely nothing to the imagination, her 38C breasts and red haired pussy were very, very visible. This was one of the best parts of having the place to herself; she could indulge her nudist tendencies.

Wilma Flints... Continue»
Posted by wsgy411 4 months ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1750  |  
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Sara hitching a ride

Hitching a Ride in My Bikini


By SaraOz and billy69boy




My name is Sara, and this is based on a true story of a ride I got home from the beach. I was planning to take the bus home after taking a shower in the changing room. I had put my bag on the seat but it fell off and when I opened the shower curtain, my shorts and top were in the water on the floor. I had no choice but to put my bikini back on, as at least it was dry. I missed the bus, so I started walking up the road to go to a bus stop a few streets over to get another bus that would take me home.

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My name is Bla... Continue»
Posted by drew1207 1 month ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 3830  |  
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shaving my arse




Guest


Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS



STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I ... Continue»
Posted by chairmanmoo 2 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Sex Humor  |  Views: 563  |  
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nurse

Mr Bartholomew was the perfect patient, quiet, polite and when he spoke, interesting and interested.
He had been on the ward for about a month when he was transferred to one of the private rooms under my care. He was recovering from a cycling accident, as far as I could tell he had been training for a cycling race when he was hit by a car. He didn't speak about his accident but he had cruched ribs and was more or less immobile until they healed.
I used to make sure I was the one who did the bulk of the caring for Mr Bartholemew, I told myself it was because it was important to his heal... Continue»
Posted by celcus 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 1237  |  
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Find your black man/white woman/white man match at

OK, this was a "project" given to me by a good friend, thought I'd share it here!
FOR THE RECORD: I have never actively participated in the "cuckold" lifestyle, although I am intrigued by it...probably my biggest fantasy (outside of being the towel-girl for the Kenyan jr college basketball team) has always been: having a white guy watching me have sex with a black guy...enjoy!

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Hello (new member)!

You have a new message from: Mandi Lou at Cuckmatch.com!... Continue»
Posted by mandilou0303 1 year ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Interracial Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1431  |  
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Katy's Reluctant New Look Ch. 01

(Sexy conservative wife is put into uncomfortable situations)

"You look so good in your Calvin Klein suit, darling!" I told Jake as he hurried out the door with his orange juice sloshing out of the glass and across his fingers. He was running late for the sales meeting at the brokerage.

I love my husband so much! He's not one of those pretty boy types. Instead, he's a man's man; big, strong and very capable of taking care of himself in any situation, physical or otherwise! Jake's the kind of guy that knows what he wants and gets it. I guess that's why he has me!

"Thanks, Katy! You kno... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 833  |  
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My True Thing!

My first Blowjob was with 45+ aged man and its was f***eful against my wish. That was first time I touched PENIS and after that incident was feeling so sinful, which made me to watch PORN in my free time and been to xHamster.

After being here got a desire to catch thick white man's penis, so was searching for safe man locally and got one Australian in FaceBook, who use to stay in India working as Network engineer. He dint knew that I was 18 and used to send lots of erected penis snaps to me, and its was really thick white one.

A day... Continue»
Posted by indianbee 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 699  |  
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mom son with mom son

I noticed the crowd of boys leaning against cars by the curb in
front of the convenience store when he went in. He never liked
seeing guys just hanging around looking for trouble. He usually
minded his on business, but the sound of a young woman in
distress alarmed him. He left his purchase on the store counter
and went out to investigate. A young woman was being pushed
around between the thugs while they grabbed at her backside.
The hoard laughed hardily. One of the gang members pulled up
the back of the girl’s dress and grabbed her butt-cheeks. I ran up
behind the young man holding ... Continue»
Posted by shokeen_ 2 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 4755  |  
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Hardonis Academy P-12

Chapter 12, Third Day


The three new friends met at breakfast the next day, they were all smiling. Even though they had not had sex with each other, they seemed sure of forming a tight bond. The Academy was centered on the Hall building, which included the dining area, library, club rooms, student council and newspaper offices, and the theater. To the East were the two dorm buildings. To the West was the sports complex, which included the medical office. To the north was the administration building, witch included the guidance councilor’s office. To the South was the large square ... Continue»
Posted by VictorL4fun 2 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 373  |  
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My bestfriends dad and me

ok this is the most weird day i had and its true. one day me and my friend planned a sl**pover at her house, we got to her bed room and she said she forgot something down stairs and she left me upstairs. im thinking "what a ass" and i hear the door across the hallway opening and their he was, her dad sexy,strong,six pack,young, and had cute brown hair,hotter then hell i blushed when he seen me and he smiled and said "oh you must be my little girls bestie" and laughed i laughed to and said yes, Oh lol so might want the part when it was night and my friend left to get food for a long time..... i... Continue»
Posted by babychiken44 1 year ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2311  |  
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Joke for today

WY

An Englishman was holidaying in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. One day they were strolling along a nude beach when they noticed a naked Black local also strolling towards them.

The Black guy notices the white guy has '" WY" tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for? The white guy says .. Well when I get an erection it spells my girlfriends name " WENDY " , The surprised white guy sees that the Black guy also has " WY " tattooed on his penis and asks what it stands for?

The black guy says , well when I get an erection it spells " WE... Continue»
Posted by cocoabutter 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 742  |  
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Paybacks Are A Bitch

"Fuck you, you fucking low cunt she screamed." " Fuck You,Fuck You,Fuck You That Hurt"
Over and over again. Each "Fuck You" was punctuated by a flying object.
Both pillows whistled past my head, followed by the bedside clock, my wallet from the nightstand and 2 mobile phones.
Jesus she was angry.
I tried to explain.. but she wasn't in any mood to listed... I pleaded..."It was an accident"... really.
My cock went up her arse. I was just fucking her doggie style and pulled back to really ram it home and it came out. Instead of using my hand to guide it back into her cunt I just pushed and ... Continue»
Posted by bardeen 6 months ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 3225  |  
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I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE

I LOST A BET FOR MY WIFE.

I meet this guy in a bar one night while on a business trip and we got talking as we both sat at the bar drinking, I had never seen him before so we were complete strangers we got onto the subject of being married and what our wives did for a job and so on,
Then he told me that his wife was a really hot sexy woman and showed me a photo of her she was certainly very sexy with long legs and a very big bust and asked me what my wife was like,
I told him that my wife was also very sexy and that I didn’t have a full body photo only her face so I showed him,
‘Wow your... Continue»
Posted by bobbyblue53 5 months ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 4913  |  
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Typical Teenager

I have always had a great relationship with my Nephew “tubs” his real name is Shaun and I think I am the only person who has a nickname for him which is not directly connected with his almost luminous ginger hair, which he hates.
Susan my girlfriend has not the same soft spot for tubs as his typical hyper-active teenage antics and cheek get right on her nerves and since he has turned thirteen he seems to have developed an unhealthy obsession with Susan’s underwear. She caught him raking through the washing basket and laying out her thongs and bras for close inspection, he thought she was on t... Continue»
Posted by award6 1 year ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  Views: 2842  |  
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Jane and the Belly Dancer

Jane and the Belly Dancer

We resumed fucking and for the first time in my life I began to feel sick to my
stomach while having sex. It was time to resume my self coaching.

"This is how I'm gonna someday make THE BIG BUCKS! Just a few more minutes.
Oh shit look at those tits bounce! The way she's moving her legs. OMG OMG OMG!

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I gazed into the full length mirror inside the dressing room and admired
my new makeover. There was fresh make up on my face which for the first
time ever, included f... Continue»
Posted by loriannthetran 4 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Gay Male, Sex Humor  |  Views: 807  |  
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