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Fate

Fate: Noun
"The Development of events outside a person's control, regarded as determined by a Supernatural power."

The last few months had not been going well for Sam, he lost his job and his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend. After bouncing around from job to job he landed in a garage. A massive step down from his last job but thanks to a love of Cars given to him by his Father he was happy. He quickly found a kindred spirit in Owen, a fellow Mechanic and car buff, the two became fast friends.

On one particular evening Owen was invited to go out for a night of drinking a... Continue»
Posted by Johnny_Lee_Miller 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1032  |  
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One freaky day

I had to post this story and please believe this story is so true. I was about 25 and i had this 19 year old girl friend. It was xmas eve and I wanted her to come stay at my place so i went out to her house on the train to get her. As we waited for the train going back to my house "shell" is what im calling her(not her real name)decided she needed something in her mouth. So we went inside a shelter waiting area and she sat on the bench and i stood to watch out for others that my decide to stand inside. She unbuckled my pants like she saw flames in my pants and wasted no time getting my dick in... Continue»
Posted by addictedtooralsex 3 years ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 792  |  
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Dumb? but I am not blond

During my freshmen year in High School I was new to this country. I didn't much about it. My f****y had just moved from Mexico to California and we had no clue how different things worked here, and how similiar were other things. When I was living in Mexico we had no money, but every month my mom managed to pay the rent. A man would come in every first of the month and ask for the money. My mom would ask me to go to my room. Then she would walk to the guy to her room and after two hours he would leave the house. So happy that he would forget to ask for the money. Back then I had no idea what r... Continue»
Posted by latintetas 4 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 859  |  
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Uncle Timmy Takes Control...Part 1

Before coming over we lived in a village outside Middleton...I say village but it was two houses either side of a road really.It would take mammy and daddy about 20 minutes into town for the shopping or the cinema or whatever.When they went out for the night I would babysit.
I don't know if it was that daddy was a civilised man or that mammy had trouble inside but unlike others we knew,there was only me and the baby and a good few years between us too....Nice peaceful house.Hahahaha.

I came home from college one day to see the car gone and Uncle Timmy making himself at home with the teapot... Continue»
Posted by Janeandthedonkey 3 years ago  |  Categories: BDSM, First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1475  |  
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Company of Men

Written by Janet(hotblackwetpussy42)

Diane a former prostitute want to escape away from her abusing
pimps, and other men. She wants to change her life around just to become a
normal person, she want to go back to school, get a good job. But, it's
seem whatever she do, she always fail. Diane loves to dress sexy, she
is 45 year old, and has an athlete shape with a size 48 D cup breast. Her
hips is very wide and her ass shake very heavy when she walk. Guys
can't resist stopping and staring at her. She just ignores them and continues
walking. One day she had an intervi... Continue»
Posted by hotblackpussy42 5 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1245  |  
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Self Service

(With a little help, he sucks his own cock)

After reading some erotic stories from men who enjoy eating their own cum, I was very aroused, though I've never been much into that. I never even like kissing my wife after she gave me head. For some reason I just couldn't shake these thoughts.

One day after reading some very hot stories, I needed to jerk off. In one of the stories a man sucked his woman's pussy after she had just been fucked by 2 other guys. This got me wondering again if maybe I was missing something, so I decided to try tasting my own jiz.

However, after I came, this des... Continue»
Posted by KingAmir 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 611  |  
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Nursing School

Angelina Diaz had just graduated from nursing school. It had been a long and difficult road but was the fulfillment of a dream that took root in high school. Working first as a teenager as a Candy Striper and later as an aide in a nursing home, mostly cleaning up of rooms, patients, and the dirty jobs the regular nurses were loath to touch.

She enjoyed working with people, especially the elderly. Of course, just having received her RN degree, the elderly to the young 21 year old nurse at that time included anyone over 40 years of age.

During high school, because of her dedication to th... Continue»
Posted by Deathfyre 3 years ago  |  Categories: Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1240  |  
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"30 Minutes or It's Free"

Stan's monotonous job as a pizza delivery driver had been getting him down lately,most of the people didn't give very good tips and he had not gotten a raise in his measly wages for over twelve months.High school graduation party's on this Saturday night were keeping him running about in a frenzy trying to keep up with all the orders.It was a quarter til eleven pm,fifteen minutes before the end of his shift.He parked his car and walked back into the restaurant to collect his wages for the evening.The boss said I've got one more delivery for you to make,we've been swamped with orders and these ... Continue»
Posted by goo4u 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1247  |  
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The Turkish truck diver

The Turkish truck driver.

She burst through the arrivals door at the airport and into the lounge, I could tell that she was horny because she tried to explore my tonsils with her tongue as soon as we connected, I managed to disengage and said “hello” we hugged close again and she tried to bury her face in my neck attempting to bite me but having experienced this before I was ready for it and managed to hold her off while I picked her bags off the trolley.
This by the way is my current girlfriend, she is American born and works in Switzerland as a P.A to a banking director, she is 32 years ... Continue»
Posted by the_priest 3 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Group Sex, Sex Humor  |  Views: 656  |  
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My friend Jerry returns

Jerry and I had been friends since we were nine or 10 years old, we played together, and learned about girls together over the next couple years as we started puberty. Whenever we were alone together we would talk about girls and get so horny and masturbate together. I don't remember exactly when, but at some point we both became curious and began to wonder what it was like to touch another guys cock and so it began as we explored each other. We both found it very exciting to touch and play with each other and before long we were giving each other blow jobs. I really liked taking Jerry's soft ... Continue»
Posted by querico44 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1295  |  
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aunty takes good care of me(part 2)

aunty betty gives me her towling robe to wear.no point in getting you back into clothes especially with those casts.i put the robe on.it has her perfume and body smell.chanel perfume .dont you just love that smell.she puts on a white t-shirt dress.throws a chain belt round the middle.am i in heaven or what?.she looks like a goddess.

she helps me to the kitchen and i sit on a counter chair.i watch as she prepares the salad.steak and salad .you need to keep your strength up for what i have in mind she giggles.not quite the way i had things planned.but we will make do.

i ask what she means... Continue»
Posted by tonguehello 4 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2778  |  
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My fist sex experience story !

Hello to all readers i will share my first sex experience who was in 2010 in september on 16 date with a friend of mine colegue from my higt school and banch colegue also .
wee was colegue from about 2 yers and him was next to me in all those time him make many time good joke with me and him make me lauch a loot what him it was my best best friend ever i never have in my mind i will make with him sex ever until one day him ask me after class if im agree to make until at home on foot i was agree the weather was good and i say yes why not lets wolk until home .
On the road wee was talk about ... Continue»
Posted by CamEvent 3 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1589  |  
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Embarassing story with mom

When I was 14 I wanted to go camping with some friends, mom eventually ended up driving us there and since we were only staying 2 days and boys only I didn't bother taking my PJ's.

When we ended up getting there it was night and after setting up my tent with me she decided to stay in my tent and drive home the next day. She didn't have a sl**ping bag so she agreed to stay in mine with me, when it came to bed time I was inside with no boxers on, she starts sliding into the sl**ping bag without telling me wearing a fucking SUMMER dress, the sl**ping bag was tight enough with just me but with... Continue»
Posted by W4rl0ck 2 years ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 21461  |  
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Summer of '77

--A young man's introduction into CFNM--


Chapter 1


Young Adam was a very shy boy.

A little awkward, a little on the geeky side, Adam was very much into science and building models. He spent much time in his room.
By the time he was 18, Adam had won a scholarship to attend Indiana University. It was the summer of 1977, and Adam had a few weeks left with his step mom, Natalie, and his step s****r, Rachel.

Adam lost his father when he was very young, and spent his entire c***dhood growing up with two women in the household, and no males.
It was weird at times for him, but a ver... Continue»
Posted by jkd1111 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 1254  |  
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The XXX Olympiad

The XXX Olympiad

"And welcome to Day Two of the round-up show of the Olympiad here in
London," a smart suited gentleman said to the camera in a clear voice with
a cheesy smirk. "And what a programme we have lined up for you today. It's
been thrills, excitement and plenty of action."

His co-host, a beautiful young lady with bouncing brunette hair and an
infectious smile nodded. "There's some great events coming up," she agreed
and the host leant back on the red sofa.

"First a look at the medal table." A screen popped up next to the autocue
and he turned to his co-host. "So Br... Continue»
Posted by johndstories 2 years ago  |  Categories: Sex Humor  |  Views: 662  |  
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Late night suprise

Me and a few of my mates had gone round to another friends house for a night of beer and gaming .His name is simon and he has a very pretty gf called alice .She is about 5"3 and a size 12, brown hair , brown eyes and nice 32D tits.
Unfortunately she had gone out with her gf's so I couldn't ogle her tonight . Time was passing away and many games of Cod , halo and fifa had passed and a few beers downed .At about 1 O'clock in the morning we called it a night and began leaving , except I had driven some distance and had a few too many to drive home so Simon offered me his couch to sl**p on . I ac... Continue»
Posted by kc76 2 years ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  Views: 5012  |  
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How I Fucked My s****r-In-Law

Hello guys and girls. Myself Rishi (20 yrs) from luck now. I am a student. I am here to narrate the first & till now last encounter of my life. I hope U guys like the whole encounter .It was summer vacation. I was alone at home since everyone from my f****y had gone to native place. My mom requested our neighbor Sandhya to give me food for those 15 days.

Sandhya was a very good lady; by nature as well as by looks. She was just 25 years of age and looks stunning even after 1 year of his marriage. She was damn hot & sexy. Her smile is the most pleasant thing of his beauty. She came to live in... Continue»
Posted by harryhunk 2 years ago  |  Categories: First Time, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 2951  |  
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Carrots

Carrots
by jjcole©

A lost art, whittling. Passed on from father to son, though in my f****y it had skipped a generation. I learned it from my grandfather. My father thought of it as a waste of time. Granddad taught me to use it as a thinking tool.

I had been doing this it seemed all my life. I would go to the backyard with a block of soft wood and my sharpened pocketknife and work problems through my head. Sometimes I would just daydream. The thinking and daydreams would end when the block of wood had become a discernible object. Over the years I had become good enough that some of my w... Continue»
Posted by colejj 4 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Mature, Sex Humor  |  Views: 821  |  
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House Hunting Chrissie

CHRISSIE GOES HOUSE HUNTING

When I casually mentioned to one of clients during a session that I was toying with the idea of perhaps buying a house
and renting out my condo he needlessly took the time to remind that he owned one of the largest realty offices in
town. It must a salesman thing, not being able to leave business behind for an hour or two. You're no doubt
thinking to yourself "Hold on there Chrissie, don't forget you're a bit of salesperson yourself. After all your selling
your body to your clients every day." Let me clear something up for you. I've never had to sell my body... Continue»
Posted by chrissieCD 2 years ago  |  Categories: Anal, Sex Humor, Shemales  |  Views: 888  |  
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taboo sex?!! you decide.....

one fact about hispanic teens in hispanic countries, that is taboo is as follow: Teens (hispanics) from 13 and 25 and even well in their adult hood, when they start discovering their bodies, they get help from other teens of the same sex, mostly in the male gender, they would learn how to give oral sex. they will start with jerk off circles or two somes, the obvious gay ones, would be the ones who would give oral sex and mostly the one who would take it up the ass. If these teens don't find a wife, or can't find a girlfriendwhile in their mid thirties, they will continue this type of sex well ... Continue»
Posted by m2t3eros100 2 years ago  |  Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  Views: 1657  |  
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